Side Stories: Man vs Moose

Summary

Last Podcast on the Left: Side Stories — "Man vs Moose"

Episode Date: February 18, 2026
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski & Ed Larson
Podcast Network: The Last Podcast Network

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Overview

This Side Stories episode blends the hosts' signature dark comedy and true crime banter, focusing on topics ranging from Jeffrey Epstein file updates, listener mail on men’s health, an attempted abduction in the Guthrie family, and the headline story: a Saskatchewan man’s brawl with a moose to save his mother. True to LPOTL style, Henry and Ed intersperse deep dives with off-the-rails jokes, listener emails, and gleefully tangential discussions.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Jeffrey Epstein Files: New Developments & Conspirator Names

[16:18–38:00]

• Royal Caribbean, Cruises, and Crime
  • The hosts joke about their own Crime Wave at Sea cruises, drawing grim comparisons with real cruise crime headlines and murder cases.
• Epstein’s Caribbean Island
  • Eddie recounts being near “Little St. James” as a child; recent Youtube sleuth (Tyler Oliveira) snuck onto the island.
• Who Owns Epstein’s Island Now?
  • Stephen Deckhoff (billionaire) purchased it, intending to turn it into a resort.
  • Current resident: Epstein’s ex-girlfriend, dentist Karina Schuliac.
• Recent Document Dump:
  • "It would take seven and a half years to go through every single file in the Epstein file." (Henry, [23:20])
  • Hosts describe confusing, maliciously "dumped" overlapping documents—multiple versions, each redacted differently, allow sleuths to piece things together.
  • Ro Khanna (Democratic Rep) named six men in files, scrutinizing both repeat big-league suspects (Les Wexner, Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem) and confused randoms (including two unconnected Queens IT guys and an Italian politician with a matching name).
  • Criticism of Pam Bondi (ex-Florida AG) and DOJ's treatment of victims and information — "Pam Bondi yesterday put out a list... and gave a list of 300 names, including Elvis Presley, Charlie Chaplin..." (Henry, [28:40])
• What to Look For:
  • FD-302 files contain interviews and witness statements—"the heart of the entire case—and it's literally what they have now... the most heavily redacted." (Henry, [30:06])
• Broader Conspiracies:
  • Discussion of Epstein’s ties to Israel (Ehud Barak), Russia, and cyber-warfare funding.
  • Recommendations for further reading:
    • DropSiteNews.com
    • EpsteinScan.org
    • J Mail
    • Becca Day’s Substack
    • The Epstein Files Book Club with Jenna Friedman
  • On media and billionaire censorship:
    • "These guys are the most sensitive bitches on the face of the planet." (Henry, [36:16])
    • Direct skepticism and anger at both main conspirators and those complicit or enabling.

Notable Quotes:

• “It’s the single most important story in the world right now...political story of our generation” (Henry, [29:20])
• “If you see anything happen to me, know that something bad happened.” (Henry, [70:06])

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2. Listener Mail: Circumcision, Men’s Health, & Hygiene

[03:58–11:00]

• Recap of previous episode's foreskin/circumcision jokes and the "blood stained men" protest movement.
• They read passionate listener emails—"these people who were not circumcised... really are a little extra sensitive about this topic." (Henry, [05:02])
• Henry admits ambivalence about what he’d do if he had a son: "I would be torn because I know it's a barbaric practice... I would not know how to tell my theoretical son how to care for an uncircumcised penis." ([05:15])
• They riff on men’s issues—work, worry, war (reference: "Under Saturn’s Shadow").
• Male hygiene comedy: “Sometimes I just sit on a pair of damp shorts.” (Henry, [08:44])
• Foreskin as raft/lifejacket: “Maybe we could tie them together and use them as a raft...” (Eddie, [09:28])

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3. Savannah Guthrie’s Mother Kidnapping Case

[38:00–45:01]

• Savannah Guthrie’s (Today Show host) mother, Nancy Guthrie, kidnapped in Arizona on Jan 31.
• Details: Video showed masked, armored perpetrator; family cleared as suspects; glove found with suspect DNA; ransom demanded but not fulfilled—now likely a failed attempt.
• Gloomy comedy about ransom and the value of a body, then pivot to questioning what goes wrong when kidnappers realize their elderly hostage may die.
• “What do you do then—go to Mexico with a dead woman?” (Henry, [42:32])
• Endorses contacting law enforcement and offers to pass on tips: “If you know have any information side stories lpotlmail.com so I can send that information to the police and we can get the reward.” (Henry, [45:16])

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4. ‘Man vs Moose’ — The Hero Story

[53:09–59:04]

• Headline Segment: Saskatchewan man Sean Tufnell saved his elderly mother from a starving, aggressive moose in –40°C weather.
  • Mother startled the moose by accident; moose knocked her down and began stomping her.
  • Sean punched the moose, fought it with a shovel, then ran for a .22 rifle.
  • He shot the moose repeatedly (even in the eyes) until it died; both he and his mom survived with minor injuries.
  • News audio: “He fought like a moose. A savage.” ([59:11])
• Henry and Eddie roast the ungrateful undertones in Sean’s mother’s interview, where she downplays the heroism.

Notable Quotes:

• “You gotta mash [the .22] up against a guy’s face.” (Henry, [56:50])
• “If you’re going to fight a moose, make sure it’s sick!” (Eddie, [60:46])

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5. Brief Stories, Oddities & Listener Bits

[61:05–69:44]

• Firefighter/paramedic prank gone wrong:
  • A man was allegedly cumming and urinating on firehouse food and equipment—discussing definition of a “prank” vs criminal behavior.
  • “A rubber snake, that's a prank... but if you ejaculate on my security equipment, that's not a prank.” (Henry, [62:07])
• Olive Garden chef suicide & industry commentary:
  • Listener emails from health inspectors confirm instinct: deep cleaning erases all evidence of human remains after a fryer suicide.
  • Henry and Eddie debate chain-restaurant Italian food (Olive Garden, Buca di Beppo, Macaroni Grill, etc.) with several culinary hot takes.

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6. Cheer Mom Family Annihilation at Las Vegas Rio

[47:51–52:19]

• Coverage of tragic mother-daughter murder-suicide at a cheer competition hotel.
• Nine-year custody battle, compounded by bully cheer moms texting that “her daughter sucked,” preceded the murder-suicide.
• “It’s just crazy that these cheer moms are like, your girl is sad and they’re not like checking on her mental health.” (Eddie, [50:43])
• Dark jokes on Las Vegas as a site of constant human tragedy.

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7. Wrap-up, Health Updates & Touring Info

[69:44–77:44]

• Both hosts check in on their physical health (Eddie: diabetes in remission, Henry: improved heart report).
• They reflect on their decades-long friendship: “I think we're most attractive now.” (Henry, [70:55])
• Promote upcoming live shows and projects, Crimewave at Sea 2.0 (February 2027), and encourage fans to get tickets directly from the official site.
• Banter about their movie podcast plans: directors under consideration—Alejandro Jodorowsky, William Friedkin, Walter Hill, Jan Švankmajer, Andre Tarkovsky.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Epstein Files:
  “When you just give someone this much information, that was the idea… it sends people into meltdowns. And then you sound crazy.” (Eddie, [28:48])

• On Modern Political Corruption
  “It is the single most important political story of our generation — can’t let it go.” (Henry, [29:21])

• On the Guthrie Kidnapping
  “A successful kidnapper gets the money. A successful kidnapper doesn’t — he’s doing well. No, he’s not.” (Henry & Eddie riff, [42:54])

• Man vs. Moose
  “He put his ears right back, which means they’re not going to run. So I took two steps and punched him in the face.” (Sean Tufnell, [57:22])
  “If you see your mom fighting a moose, just make sure the moose is sick.” (Eddie, [60:46])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Topic/Segment | |-----------|---------------| | 01:26 | Ghislaine Maxwell prison/aging (opening banter) | | 03:58 | Listener mail: foreskin/circumcision debate | | 16:18 | Epstein files: cruise crime segue | | 19:52 | Human jerky? (Epstein cannibalism rumors) | | 22:00 | Science, eugenics, Pam Bondi’s role | | 23:00 | Ro Khanna: new conspirator names & confusion | | 30:06 | “FD-302” interview files, victim suppression | | 38:00 | Savannah Guthrie’s mother’s abduction recap | | 47:51 | Cheer mom murder-suicide, Vegas hotel | | 53:09 | ‘Man vs. Moose’ headline story | | 61:05 | Paramedic “prank” (cum/pee on firehouse food) | | 64:19 | Olive Garden chef suicide and chain dining rants | | 69:44 | Health/life updates, tour and Patreon plug |

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Additional Highlights

• Riffs on Comedy-as-Therapy: "The only way out is to laugh our way to the guillotines."
• Running Theme: Outrage at systemic corruption in the Epstein case, matched with exasperation and gallows humor.
• Listener Engagement: Direct encouragement for listeners to fact-check, send tips, and to “take breaks” from heavy rabbit holes: “If you’re going down this rabbit hole, you need to take breaks.” (Eddie, [38:00])
• Firehouse food prank discourse: a perfect encapsulation of LPOTL’s blend of the absurd and gross, always circling back to humor.

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Tone

Irreverent, darkly comic, conspiratorial, occasionally scatological, but sincere regarding the gravity of criminal abuse cases. The episode is a blend of serious outrage and gleeful idiocy, with hosts riffing on both appalling news and the comically mundane.

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This summary is designed to guide LPOTL fans—or newcomers—through the winding, often wild journey of a Side Stories episode, providing coherent coverage of the recurring themes, memorable moments, and essential context from “Man vs Moose.”

Transcript

[Ciara]

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[Eddie]

I'm Oliver.

[Ciara]

I'm Ciara. Lies.

[Henry]

So do you like secrets?

[Ciara]

No, I like reveals. Seduction. It's like they were obsessed with each other. And murder.

[Henry]

What do you got here?

[Eddie]

Body in the bathtub.

[Ciara]

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[Eddie]

Not if I get you first.

[Henry]

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[Eddie]

There's no place to escape to. This is the lost on the left side stories.

[Henry]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes.

[Eddie]

What I'm curious about is, is that just lay Maxwell in prison?

[Henry]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You think so?

[Henry]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Because why her nose get all fat? Do you think someone's just hitting her or her? Or do you think she's jamming it in a bunch of pussies?

[Henry]

Believe me, I want her to be dead just as much as Jeffrey Epstein did. Just as much as Donald Trump wants.

[Eddie]

I think she's hanging out somewhere. She's probably chilling. I own islands.

[Henry]

I believe that. That absolutely was just Lane Maxwell. It's just. You know what it is so steeped and deep down.

[Eddie]

Are you ready for this? I plead the fifth.

[Henry]

Whoa. Is that her?

[Eddie]

Anyone can do it. I got a fat face, but she.

[Henry]

Just looks like shit. I think that that's what people understand. Yeah, she's in like a lesser security prison than she was.

[Eddie]

But she's not getting her vitamins.

[Henry]

She's not getting her very, very high end skin treatments.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah.

[Henry]

She's not getting the best possible food attainable that she could possibly get. Like she was used to the little.

[Eddie]

Boy foreskins that they, that they mash.

[Henry]

Up and sell and you put up in your. You get like little bags. Get rid of the little bags under your eyes. And then she also doesn't. She was a bad camera, it was a bad lens. She was sat back in the chair. Like you'd be surprised how often you. When you, when you're supposed to take pictures professionally, what they say is put your head on a shelf. Yes. Oh, no.

[Eddie]

Lean forward A little bit.

[Henry]

Put your head on your shelf. So she sat back. She looks like. Because she's given herself the double chin thing like hot girls do on Tick Tock to pretend to be funny.

[Eddie]

See, but like you got her nose. The nose is different.

[Henry]

I think it's just. She's got a big. She's got a.

[Eddie]

Her has grown.

[Henry]

I think it's. You grow in age and you'd be surprised what happens when I. It's the angle of the picture.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry]

No, just Lane is.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Henry]

Very safe.

[Eddie]

Noses keep growing and their ears keep growing.

[Henry]

Well, after they're dead.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Well, no, when they're. When you're alive, your nose and ears never stop growing. That's.

[Henry]

Why do you.

[Eddie]

How do you explain. Like Jimmy Duranty.

[Henry]

I don't think women are any different than men necessarily biologically in that way.

[Eddie]

Side stories lpotlmail.com do women's noses continue to grow as they get older like men?

[Henry]

And explain to us how that's also some very obscure turf thing that we have stumbled upon and we're making people angry. Welcome to side Stories.

[Eddie]

How you doing, everybody?

[Henry]

My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm here with Ed Larson.

[Eddie]

Hello.

[Henry]

We were describing before the show the really appropriate way to do this show and the only way you're properly doing any form of comedy or radio is that half the people that listen need to be engaged because they hate you.

[Eddie]

That's right. Then we're looking at you RAV4 owners, you fucking pussies.

[Henry]

You waste of space cowards. And I will say, last week on side Stories, I called this last week. I knew it was going to happen. I called it. We even mentioned circumcision. We kind of even talked about it in a semi joking fashion. I received so many impassioned emails from everybody, from everybody from all walks of life. Walks of life. I was talking about last week about the blood stained men that I started to see on Instagram, about the. The men walking around. They have bloody handprints on their.

[Eddie]

It's objectively funny to me and Henry.

[Henry]

Yes.

[Eddie]

I don't know what to do about it. There's men in white with red blood prints, handprints on their junk.

[Henry]

I'm allergic.

[Eddie]

That makes me laugh comedically.

[Henry]

I am allergic to sincerity. There's really nothing I can do about it. I wish that I was different. I wish I could feel these feelings. Just don't. Right. So when I see things that are hyper sincere, they make me laugh. So when you guys send, which I really appreciate I feel like I learned.

[Eddie]

A little bit, to be honest with you.

[Henry]

I know.

[Eddie]

Just a little bit off the top.

[Henry]

It just seems these people that were not circumcised, they really are a little extra sensitive about this topic. Oh.

[Eddie]

So I.

[Henry]

But I totally understand. I. I did learn a lot because partially, it's true. If I had a son.

[Eddie]

Mm.

[Henry]

I wouldn't know what to do. I do understand. It's a clip, the fucker. It's. I. I would be torn. I would be torn because I know it's a barbaric practice. I know it's old as time. I know that there's no real specific even purpose for it anymore.

[Eddie]

Barbaric is doing it when you're 40.

[Henry]

I mean, kind of suck if you choose.

[Eddie]

You have to do memories when you're that age. Fudgeing.

[Henry]

Beat me, dude. If you get circumcised, optionally, you're something fucking upsettingly wrong with you. But I. It could be a religious thing. I don't fucking know. All I'm just saying is I understand. I would be confused because I would not like to harm my theoretical son. I also would not know how to tell my theoretical son how to care for an uncircumcised penis. So I wouldn't know quite what to do. But I do. I hear you. It is not. We're not just making fun of you. Yes.

[Eddie]

I mean, also, I think the world would be a better place if men were less, like, sensitive about their penises. Well, let's just say a lot of people have died because they've made fun of penises. Yes. And I think that penises should just be allowed to be made fun of.

[Henry]

I'm sorry, I just.

[Eddie]

I think the world would be a better place if everyone just take that joke.

[Henry]

It's a part of a penis having responsibility. It's much like being a police officer. You have to understand the penis is a dangerous weapon. Right. And so you have to have a bit of sense of humor about it. Okay. Because. Yeah, I agree. I read under Saturn's shadow, I understand there are actual men's issues. And I read about this. There's three W. So they talk about a men's issues, right? It is work, worry, and war. One is men are supposed to go die in war. When they don't. Where. Where does all that excess violent energy go to?

[Eddie]

99.

[Henry]

Right. It goes into something else. It turns into competition. Bobsledding. You think bobsledding wouldn't come out of. Not out of toxic masculinity. It was a fun way to enjoy snow.

[Eddie]

I'll tell you what, you don't circumcise your bobsled, you ain't winning.

[Henry]

Exactly. You. You got to thin that out. Right. Then there's. There's work, which is that men are supposed to work, provide money, and then die.

[Eddie]

I agree.

[Henry]

Right. That's a bully. And then that men are supposed to. So these are the issues. Men have issues. Right. And then there's worry, which is the concept that I find really, really funny. Which is, yes, men own everything. But isn't that stressful?

[Eddie]

Here's the thing. I don't think about the worry thing. I don't think men worry like women worry. Well, I think women worry way more than men.

[Henry]

It just. So we're just talking about perennial, quote unquote, men's issues. And like, so I understand when people in the circumcision and then the anti circumcision world, they're trying to defend the little boys that are viewed sometimes by society as expendable.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

And, you know, just. There's a lot of us.

[Eddie]

There was one guy because we made fun of them for. Then make fun. We. We said like, oh, you got to clean it. And it's a lot of maintenance. And this guy was just like, hey, you clean it. I'm good every day. And I was like, that's the problem. Full honesty. I don't shower every day. So, you know, not showering every day. I, you know, I can't be having to, you know, to deal with that.

[Henry]

You see, I'll do a whores bath every once in a while.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So you do something every day. Well, if I do deodorant and brush my teeth. For sure. Yes. That.

[Henry]

Yeah. It's a minimum, Eddie. Yes, I know that if my keep. Right. If my wife is going to engage with my balls.

[Eddie]

Oh, I'm cleaning them.

[Henry]

Yeah. Even I just got a wipe or something.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry]

Even if it's just a wet towel.

[Eddie]

For sure. For sure.

[Henry]

Sometimes I just sit on a pair of damp shorts.

[Eddie]

I don't think that's making it better.

[Henry]

No, it's making them wet and that means clean. All right, I think we've done enough here. I think we've just made everybody angry enough.

[Eddie]

Just very happy. You got your foreskins. I'm proud of you. Please keep them. And I'm in the ladies who love it. Good on you.

[Henry]

Love everybody that loves it. Hate everybody that hates it.

[Eddie]

I don't need more sensitivity. I don't need Help coming.

[Henry]

No, I have anything.

[Eddie]

I need resistance.

[Henry]

If someone could maybe take some more off of mine. I don't need the magical new what they. What I keep seeing. Nuanced pleasure. All right? I don't even need it.

[Eddie]

I don't have time.

[Henry]

I don't have time for nuanced pleasure, all right? I got to please my wife.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Maybe what people could do is if we get a bunch of these foreskins together, we could tie them together and maybe use them as, like, a life jacket or a raft, you know, a. Like a.

[Henry]

Like a life raft to help, like, the little Ilion Gonzalez's of the world.

[Eddie]

Yeah. You know, if, like, you ever had to, like, you know, like if you were ever on a cruise ship and, like, it was going down and you're like, oh, don't worry. I brought my own floaties. And it's just a bunch of. And it's just a bunch of foreskins.

[Henry]

And you know what? That would be super helpful to have on what? Crime Wave at Sea. Oh, yeah. If you want to join us over at the Royal Caribbean, we are going to be at next year's Crime wave at sea, February 2027. Crime wave at sea 2.0.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Henry]

We are going to be sailing from incredible Fort Lauderdale.

[Eddie]

Nothing bad has ever happened there.

[Henry]

Not once.

[Eddie]

Honestly. This last time we came back on Crime Wave, the ship next to us had a murder.

[Henry]

Yes. But it was. Guess what?

[Eddie]

What?

[Henry]

Carnival.

[Eddie]

Yeah. We all know what happens over there.

[Henry]

Carnival's the bad one. Go to Crime. Go to crime [e-mail] left to buy your tickets to see us if you came. Last year, it was the most fun we had. And again, we were talking. Remember how much shit we talked? We had no idea what it was going to be like. Truly one of the funnest weeks of my life. And getting to meet everybody on the road was so fun. And every. Everybody had a blast. And this time, we're going to be bringing even more heat. It's a bigger boat.

[Eddie]

It is a bigger boat.

[Henry]

We're going crazy.

[Eddie]

Yeah, man.

[Henry]

I'm gonna fish. And also, truly, the best part about this cruise, like, that's what.

[Eddie]

I'm gonna go fishing at the buffet.

[Henry]

Oh, yeah. It's funny. That's funny.

[Eddie]

It's cute.

[Henry]

We could go. You know what's nice about these tickets? You can pay for them for the entire year.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

So you can buy them in installments. Truly, I cannot. Like, of all of our live shows, I've never experienced anything like that. And I can't wait to do it again.

[Eddie]

It is a little expensive, but it's your vacation, you know, it's your money. It's. It's all your food, your lodging. I was grilling people the who there. I was like, is this worth it to you? Because I was like feeling guilty and.

[Henry]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And every one of them was like, this is amazing. I'm having the best time.

[Henry]

Also, I will say, I do believe we will have a face reveal of the dude from Case File. Oh yeah, I believe that's the big thing on this one is that that the, the here formation like is just a voice.

[Eddie]

What if I want to see his ass?

[Henry]

Well, that's what we get to do.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Cuz you know why? Because men make other men do things.

[Eddie]

That's right. Just show them your ass.

[Henry]

Oh, your body, my ass.

[Eddie]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Henry]

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[Henry]

Just so you know, we went, as we were going through this week's information, I clicked over and I looked at Royal Caribbean over on the Epstein files. And we don't need to talk about what happened there, but let's see what happens when we looked at Caribbean.

[Eddie]

Oh, just regular.

[Henry]

Just regular Caribbean. Look what happened when we looked up Carnival Cruise.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah, Carnival. It was disgusting. They had a. They had a great time over there. I deleted the email.

[Henry]

Okay, good, good, good.

[Eddie]

Yes, I deleted the email. Yes, the carnival was on there way more than World Carib.

[Henry]

Are we already. Are we in the updates?

[Eddie]

We're in the updates. Let's hit it.

[Henry]

Island Adventure. Heck yeah.

[Eddie]

It's Jeffrey time, man.

[Henry]

I promise you we're going to talk about other stories this week too, but.

[Eddie]

Yes, I know, but like I had the realization this week that I had been past his island multiple times in the 90s because I used to go to St. Thomas because every trip when I was a kid was a cruise.

[Henry]

Oh yes.

[Eddie]

And so like. Because I was in South Florida and we get like discounts and shit. My dad loved the gamble, so I'd always go. And so we would go to St. Thomas regularly. And then every time, I don't know why my dad loved going to St. John. And so we would take a boat from St. Thomas to St. John and then in the. On the way on that boat, every time the guy would be like, and there's little St. James island, you know, like every single time. Wow. Like I was just driving by there as a kid and everything was going on. This is just. I know I. Not to make it about myself, but.

[Henry]

I just wonder if he'd already purchased the island at that point. I don't know whether or not Jeffrey was aboard.

[Eddie]

I'd say it was the early 90s. So there might be. There might be a chance that wasn't his island at that point.

[Henry]

Oh yes. And now we also see there was a. Tyler Oliviera went and he broke onto the island.

[Eddie]

I watched this video. It was. It was fun.

[Henry]

It is. It's interesting. It's a beautiful island, beautiful piece. See the place up close. Well, you know, it's also very.

[Eddie]

People living there.

[Henry]

It's extremely cryptic. It is own. There are people walking around. We do believe they were sending a.

[Eddie]

Messages that night like we know you were here and stuff like that.

[Henry]

The person that I believe that is currently on the the on it is Katrina Shuliak. That I believe is his former girlfriend. Karina Schuliac Epstein's last girlfriend. The dentist that he worked with is currently living on the island.

[Eddie]

Who's the guy who owns it now? Some weird. I was looking him up and I went on a rabbit hole trying to get through him. And he's like one of those billionaires that's like scrubbed himself from the Internet, you know.

[Henry]

He's one of those entrepreneur. Stephen Deckhoff.

[Eddie]

Stephen Deckhoff, that's his name? Yeah, yeah, Steven Deckhoff. I don't know what the fuck he's doing down there. He wants to put a resort.

[Henry]

He's straight up saying he's going to put a resort there. Which kind of. I mean, you know, it makes sense. It's better than a rape factory. I guess it depends on what you do there when you pay the resort fees.

[Eddie]

I mean the thing is like who the fuck wants to stay there?

[Henry]

Other former rapists that Are looking to remember their wonderful time.

[Eddie]

There's so many islands in the Caribbean. Why do you want to go to the one where people would just fuck children a bunch.

[Henry]

Genuine. Genuine. You want to know genuinely why? I think it's because of the way it was for it to travel to. It is extremely exclusive. Yes. There's a way to. You can build all these little puddle jumpers. The way he got people to the island, which is you just. You fly to St. Barts, you fly to Mexico City, you fly to all these other places and you can very easily drop in.

[Eddie]

Dude, the fucking kid that we were just talking about took a jet ski.

[Henry]

Yeah. I mean, hey, you know, it depends on how fucking chill you are, dude. Depends on how X Games you are. All right, so let's go. I just very briefly so I deep into research. Everybody in the country that has a set of balls or tits right now is Reachers researching the Epstein.

[Eddie]

We're all experts.

[Henry]

Everybody is up into it. I met the lovely lead singer of Sepultura over the weekend and me and him had a wonderful giggle, which is so funny. He's the nicest man I've ever met. Derek Green, extremely nice man. Managed to make it for about an hour before we started talking about it. It was nice to really have the break to just get to know another human being. But he wasn't ready to hear about the cannibalism. Now, one of the big videos.

[Eddie]

Sepultura wasn't ready to hear about the cannibal course.

[Henry]

I happen to notice that that's when he called his Uber was when I was describing about how Jeffrey Epstein was rumored to be eating human jerky. And I was complaining to Derek about how the problem is, is that.

[Eddie]

Well, it's not human jerky. I'm sorry to interrupt you. It's not human jerky. They just refer to as jerky, apparently.

[Henry]

Well, let's see if that. But if you're depending if you're jerky, it is the worst meat to jerky. Because human meat is most compared to pork meat, which I also find to be the worst jerky meat besides turkey. Turkey jerky and pork jerky. By far the worst jerkies.

[Eddie]

I like salmon jerky.

[Henry]

I'm fine.

[Eddie]

I love salmon jerky.

[Henry]

I think you're mostly. You're part Kodiak. Yeah, that's what that means. Right. So the. But I was saying to Derek, my main issue is that if humans are pork, then we should be treating it like pork. And essentially you need to braise it.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Henry]

And then he Called us Uber. Yeah, yeah, but the. But again.

[Eddie]

Or in Epstein's case, raise it to be an adult.

[Henry]

Then you can really farm.

[Eddie]

You can see, I think jerky was just a code word. You know why I think it was just a code word is because they said it was in the freezer.

[Henry]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And anyone who puts jerky in the.

[Henry]

Freezer is a real jerk. Worse. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Than a child molester.

[Henry]

Yeah, that's right. Honestly, I'm with Eddie on that. What's wrong with you?

[Eddie]

If you got jerky in your freezer, you are not only doing it wrong, your teeth are gone.

[Henry]

He also. Yes, and he also compared the intestine, the taste of the bellies of the, in the, the intestines and the meat of babies to be like cream cheese. Which is also compared to a 1800s document that was written in France by a guy that ate human flesh.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay.

[Henry]

And he wrote all of these things, so I actually don't know what he got. And from actual experience or literally what he read in a Jean Genet novel.

[Eddie]

He seems to be a fan of awful science as a whole.

[Henry]

Jeffrey Epstein, One of the things that was revealed in this week's dump, which I thought was really interesting is the fact that he called his New Mexico ranch his science center.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Henry]

We know that he was heavily involved in eugenics process. Like all of these things. He was very interested in human eugenics, the eugenics programs. One of the interesting things that came out this week in the last dump, which now Pam, but Yandy has officially said is over.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah, thank you.

[Henry]

We're now done. So she said it's complete because she.

[Eddie]

Done such a great job over the course of her career dealing with the.

[Henry]

Epstein crisis, utterly covering up, aiding and embedding it, being a very much a center of it.

[Eddie]

And the Attorney General for Florida during his main years of being a child trafficker, she's either in on it or a fucking idiot.

[Henry]

Yeah, I think, and I, I, I think that they don't need to be mutually exclusive.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Henry]

So this is the last week as we were covering this, there was a hearing going on with Pam Biondi. Right. And with various people represented involved with this, this investigation. And the thing that came out was that Ro Khanna, a Democrat rep, he came out and he revealed six men that he immediately was, was in the unredacted files that he got to see on the four computers that they're allowed to have access to, which apparently using this is the statistics they've said with just the files that have already been Dumped with only the computers that they have access to. It would take seven and a half years to go through every single file in the Epstein file.

[Eddie]

It's insane how long you can really spend doing this shit.

[Henry]

And also Ro Khanna immediately noticed, which I noticed even last night. I was going through various documents because that's how I relax. And I was noticing there would be the same document uploaded three or four times. Differently redacted each time. Yes. Right. So each one was left out. So you start to. Actually a lot of times if you just read the same document in four different places, you get the whole fucking document. So that's kind of where I was doing for a while. But Ro Khanna was basically saying, what in the living fuck is happening here? Yeah, this thing's a mess. The first thing I see though are these lists of conspirators that will be part of a theoretical lawsuit and the theoretical investigation. And these were the names he read. And the reason why I want to reread them is that they were coming out last week. It was a big surprise. But we have no idea what this means yet.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you heard us read the names in real time. I didn't have time to research them. It's crazy.

[Henry]

So right now the big bad guys are les Wexner.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Henry]

88 year old. He, we now he's. He goes off. He is the guy that did Victoria's Secret, Amber, Gromy and Fitch. He's apparently the. The center of Jeffrey Epstein's original. Big amount of money that kicked off the whole thing. Jeffrey Epstein got power of attorney for him. Les Wexner goes on to say that he was manipulated by Jeffrey Epstein. You know how the easy manipulator these billionaires are.

[Eddie]

Oh, yes.

[Henry]

So he was manipulated by Jeffre Epstein, probably because Jeffrey Epstein was him. I think that that's one of those. Because Jeffrey Epstein, anybody that. That moved, if it got him through.

[Eddie]

Something, I believe it.

[Henry]

Right. And so that's. That's number. Bad guy, number one. Sultan Ahmed bin Sulaim Sulayem. So this is the guy that. He's from DP World Multinational. So this is what's interesting. Ports and logistics and enterprise. That's what this guy runs. So his thing is he's in shipping and exports out of Dubai. Yes. So he's really good at getting things from one place to another place.

[Eddie]

Who would need that?

[Henry]

I don't know. Somebody goes beep, beep, beep.

[Eddie]

That's my.

[Henry]

That's my cue. That's my trafficking noise. We need to get that yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

That's the thing with human trafficking. The real problem is, is how long it is.

[Henry]

Oh, my God. You've been trafficking started to go from three to nine. Oh, is this non rush hour because no one's moving. So these. So he. Sultana Ahmed bin Sulayem, he was the one that he would trade sexual things with Jeffrey Epstein. This is the guy that Epstein sent the. The email to. I loved the torture video. And he goes. And he. They talk about sex. They talk about. They send each other pictures of naked girls. They send each other pictures of. Of. Of little girls. They send each other pictures of. I also remind yourself, in the Epstein files are some of the worst things I've ever seen and some of the descriptions of some of the worst things that I've ever seen. Because they. A lot of times they will redact a photo, but then describe the photo underneath it. And it is just as bad as reading it, as looking at it, I'll tell you. Right. So we know that that was one. One specific email he sent to Jeffrey Epstein. This is the Sultan. He said two years ago and from an American university in Dubai, it was a girl that had the best sex I ever had. Amazing body. She got engaged, but now she back with me. Me, he said, and that they go back and forth. So that's his buddy. Now, that's the. There's now four names. So those are two famous names.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Now the four names that came out underneath it. Nicola Caputo, Salvatore Norte. Now, no, nothing's Nicola Caputo is the same name of an Italian politician.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Henry]

That they don't think has anything to do with it. So they don't know who this guy is.

[Eddie]

So it's an. Because that's the other thing. You look up a name, and then you got to remember other people have the same name.

[Henry]

Yes.

[Eddie]

So you're not necessarily finding the correct person because they always bar out the fucking email address.

[Henry]

These people's lives got just fucking exploded. Like this guy. Salvatore Nuarte. Salvatore Salvatore Nuarte of Queens, New York, called Ro Khanna's office to say straight up, I don't know if they know what they're doing over there at the Justice Department. He told the Guardian, but how can I clear my name? I've been arrested for unrelated crimes. This is this guy. Just a guy from Queens?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

It's like, I don't. I don't know. That's not me. But, bro, that's not me, bro. I wouldn't do that, bro.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but he, like, robbed a bank years ago.

[Henry]

I would never do that. I would never do that, bro. Right. And then Zurab Michaladze. No idea who that person is. And then Leonok. Leon. Leonid Leonov. Right. Who's also. He's this guy. Some randomly. He's an IT manager in Queens. He says that he was being bolted. He's just up.

[Eddie]

He's like.

[Henry]

I don't even have a second. Second or third degree connection to him. Never worked for him. Nothing. So these are unnamed. We don't know who these people are. These sounds like guys that literally grabbed girls off the street and helped provide them that were all under Jean Luc Brunel. All these other people that were connected over in Europe that Epstein would work with. I just am illustrating this to understand how big this is. Pam Beyondi yesterday that put out a list of. In a. In a series of. Of malicious compliance. Put out what she said. Oh, you want a list of names? Here's all the names. And gave a list of 300 names that are referred to in the emails, including Elvis Presley, Charlie Chaplin. Any single time anybody's name has been trimmed. Because she's a fucking complicit villain.

[Eddie]

Well, yeah, because she's trying to fuck with us. The way that they dump these emails is a way to fuck with your brain.

[Henry]

Yes.

[Eddie]

When you just give someone this much information, that was the idea organized. It sends people into meltdowns. And then when you're going into the meltdown, you then sound crazy.

[Henry]

But this is where I'm going to give you guys a leg up because we're going to stop covering it every single day. Every this. At this thickness. Okay. Because we do have other stories we have to talk about eventually. But we're all. But this is the single most. Don't let it. But also don't get a twist it. Because it's the single most important story in the fucking world right now.

[Eddie]

Of our entire life.

[Henry]

It is the single most. I don't Anybody. Anybody that laughs at you about being. Not being the single most important political story of our generation can. They are a part of it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

If they literally don't get why this is so big and why this is the number one, then everybody can go fuck. All right.

[Eddie]

How people with kids don't care about this. Well, it just makes me nuts.

[Henry]

It's because they're also purposefully overwhelmed. Yeah. So one thing to do is there's certain file types to look for. One that I thought was really interesting is fd dash302 files.

[Eddie]

Oh, God.

[Henry]

So when you look up, if you want to look up a file that is super crucial to the case. It's FD302.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Henry]

What that is is the witness testimony and the various criminal conspirators that were interviewed, and it is the most heavily redacted. And it's stuff that is the missing. And it's the stuff that we have to yell about the most because it's the heart of the entire case. And it's literally what they have now, which I'm now also starting to understand. They obviously don't want the victim's words to be heard by people. Yeah, they don't want them to be heard. They really do believe in many ways that the victim's words, and I'm saying this in from DOJ's perspective, are like the least. Least credible, least amount of work. Like, they hear all of these. Like when Pam Biondi was sitting in that room with all of the victims standing behind her, and then she dared to say that that was political theater. That's like a thing that makes me. Makes my blood boil.

[Eddie]

Those are the people who the crimes were perpetrated against.

[Henry]

Against. That's who you're supposed to be fighting for. That. Those are the people you're supposed to be fighting for. Not for the people in the fucking document. And so this. So it's. Don't let them tell you that it's some form of virtue signaling to care about this, because it's not. Anybody that doesn't care about this has no heart. The Dow Jones is going to be there. But seriously, the Dow Jones is going. What I want also to hold. The Dow Jones is going to snap back whatever the fuck it is that we do historically, that Dow Jones is now like. That's why I don't understand my other fucking. Sadly, other CEO types is that honestly, the economy is going to be fine. We'll arrest all of them and the economy will be fine.

[Eddie]

It'll actually bounce back.

[Henry]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And then when we start charging billionaires taxes, guess what comes back? It comes back.

[Henry]

Yes.

[Eddie]

It'll go into schools.

[Henry]

Yeah. Who fucking. I mean, but also. Let's get too far. Ready? Come on. Let's not go too far. All right. So one big thing. That one revision.

[Eddie]

I didn't want to go too far. I wanted to go back for one second real quick. Quick, the six names. I thought you didn't mention Ehud. Barack. I thought he was all over it, too.

[Henry]

He is. So this is kind of. This is the other side of it. So this is Ro Khanna. Just name those names. He did that as a point. Like he did those to be like this is just an example of a redacted email that names co conspirators that we have redacted. Yeah, right. So that's kind of what he was trying to say is that like there was no reason for those names to ever be redacted because they were not victims. The only thing that were supposed to be redacted was some information connected to victims, not the people. People that did the crimes. So one thing that came out in this email now this is where I'm going to send you off as a listener. Go and listen. There are two several places to go research now to make it easier. Go to dropsitenews.com okay. It's got the, the most current Epstein information that I have found on a.

[Eddie]

Substack and you have to pay for that.

[Henry]

I did pay for it.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Henry]

I did pay for it. But there are an unwant. They're like unpaid for their free articles. So there's like one of the substacks. Becca Day is another one that I follow and they are really following Europe in it. Oh yeah. Epstein and Israel's connections. Yeah. So last week we talked a little about how Poland was doing a big investigation into him being a Russian spy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

So there. But we all know that he was probably playing four different teams. We know at least we know that he did a weird FOIA request to see what the CIA had on him. Right. So Jeffrey Epstein use the term skiff a lot like he used. He would throw around intelligence terms very easily. And one of it seems the main things that he was doing, of the many things he was doing that he was working with the former Prime Minister of Israel, Ehud Barak on creating this like gigantic fund for cyber warfare. And they were going to be building this. Essentially Epstein had inside information about how powerful our cyber weapons were getting. United States of America. Then we did stuff like the, the I believe it was called the Stuxnet attack.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Henry]

Where we shut down all of Iranians nuclear programs using this cyber weapon that we've said that we. It wasn't us, blah blah, blah. Right. Epstein knows we're working on this thing. It's the next wave warfare. Remember the discombobulator that Trump talked about? We did we. That we used in Venezuela. They're doing the same thing. So these guys are. Epstein realized, oh, America's getting really dangerous with these. I'm going to help our allies from the inside. So then he starts working with Israel, he starts working with Russia to Create cyber warfare technology.

[Eddie]

It's like my blue heaven is like, who put you undercover? He's like, I did. It don't work like that.

[Henry]

I did. He's like, it doesn't work. No, he's. It's. He's. He was available to everyone.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

And I don't think you had money. I think if you had money, he was available. We now know that he was probably a part of whatever was this government coalition between various foreign adversaries to try to control the election in 2016. Because a lot of these guys realized that they would make quite a bit of money when Trump was in office, specifically. Because his administration was specifically promising them that they would make a lot of money if he was president. And then they went ahead and. And really did make quite a bit of money. And they are right now.

[Eddie]

Yeah, good.

[Henry]

So that's the. That's kind of like, I'm just going to send you off.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Epstein scan.org yeah. Another great website that breaks down. Not only does it break down the files, it breaks down all the various relationships. It identifies the people by name, who. What that they're talking about, which is the kind of stuff you need to run like. And then J mail is also crushing it.

[Eddie]

J mail is, of course, crushing it. And I've been listening to the Epstein Files Book club with Jenna Friedman. Great podcast. She had her Twitter mysteriously disappear and delete and then restart under a different name. So this is Jenna Friedman. If you don't know who Jenna Friedman is, she's amazing political comedian. Follow her career. It's fucking unbelievable. But she would torture Elon on Twitter.

[Henry]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

And then one day she woke up and the whole shit was deleted.

[Henry]

Crazy how that happens.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

These guys are the most sensitive bitches on the face of the planet.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they really are.

[Henry]

These guys just really can't handle comedians.

[Eddie]

Beach heroes are all. Can't wait to shut us all up.

[Henry]

But then the comedians also. What a shame. They just love.

[Eddie]

Just God, they treated comedians like currency. That's where my rabbit hole went. I just started looking up every comedian's name and, like, whether they went and how and how and how it all looks. And, I mean, I never knew him, really. I've definitely met him once or twice, but I never wasn't friends with them. Do whatever you can to stay away from Bobby Slayton. Yeah.

[Henry]

Yes. Bobby Sl.

[Eddie]

He prob. Needed the bump, to be honest with you.

[Henry]

Oh. Bobby Slayton is not doing well. But he will. What is nice about Bobby Satan. What we do know is he's available for private parties. Very, very available.

[Eddie]

Very, very.

[Henry]

Now, all of our other buddies that are like, you know, Joe Rogan, he was joking, I guess he said he was like, someone tried to get me to go to dinner. And I said, what, are you high? And it's like, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, we'll see.

[Eddie]

You know, if the. If the child. If it was a baby elk, they would have got him there.

[Henry]

If it was a racist South African. African, I guess they would have went there. Traitors. I had the least American person on the face of the planet. How did I get here? I'm surrounded by traitors, right? Like. Like I'm surrounded by treasonous. How am I the most American of all of us? I hate this country. I hate these people. I will die for the right. I will fight to protect these people.

[Eddie]

Though, that will fight.

[Henry]

Fight to protect me.

[Eddie]

I.

[Henry]

What am I doing out here?

[Eddie]

This is. It's. It's a crazy time. And I think it's just like real quick. I just wanted to tell everybody, if you're going through this rabbit hole, you need to take breaks.

[Henry]

That's reason why we're taking a break right now to talk about other super casual stuff like the kidnapping of Savannah Guthrie's mother. Now this story is just like some really fun stuff I wanted to talk about.

[Eddie]

Really hope that this helps. Like, I hope that Guthrie's chicken shack can use this as like an advertisement and kind of parlay them. Cuz I don't.

[Henry]

We got the Guthrie. If she.

[Eddie]

If they.

[Henry]

If Guth from Tallahassee. Sorry. Is Guthrie still around?

[Eddie]

Guthrie's is still around. It's a chain. It's not a big chain, but Canes stole their sauce.

[Henry]

Literally stole their whole bull.

[Eddie]

And so Kanes ran with it and they're across the nation. Guthries is left behind.

[Henry]

I think Guth is still better.

[Eddie]

Definitely better.

[Henry]

But I haven't had Guthrie since college.

[Eddie]

I had a more. I had it recently.

[Henry]

Recently. Awesome. Is it as good as it was?

[Eddie]

Just as good.

[Henry]

No way.

[Eddie]

Just as good. I'm going to Tallahassee soon. April 11th. I can't wait to have Guthrie's with P. Funk.

[Henry]

But, dude, there's a Guthrie's in New Mexico.

[Eddie]

Dude, they're all over the place. Yeah, no, they're great. Yeah. So Guthrie's.

[Henry]

Whoa. Get to a Guthrie's.

[Eddie]

You can get to it.

[Henry]

All right. We've lost the play.

[Eddie]

Yeah, no, I just wanted to say Canes for stealing Guthrie's.

[Henry]

I've heard him this. I know say this before. Many times. Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. This is not. This is not a singular rant. This. Yeah, he's talking about it. He's just hungry. All right, here we go. Now, Savannah, gun. For those of you that are living under a rock, I think we covered it very, very quickly when it first.

[Eddie]

Chicken, Henry.

[Henry]

Goddamn chicken. Savannah Guthrie, she is. It's Good morning America. Right? And so she is a beloved, beloved anchor. Her mother was kidnapped on January 31st. Nancy Guthrie. Now, at first, obviously they were holding the cards really close to the vest. Savannah. Savannah Guthrie came out and said, we're willing to give the money. They. And like against my original advice.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, because I listen to your advice.

[Henry]

No, my original advice is again, don't pay a fucking dime. Don't you dare negotiate with these terrorists. And you should call Liam Neeson.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Henry]

To go get him himself. And he could go get. But I understand.

[Eddie]

One of the bastards.

[Henry]

Yeah, but now I understand it is. We're now in more serious territory. So the time has passed since I'm asking for money.

[Eddie]

Yes. And now going into the. We're into the third week.

[Henry]

It's the third week. What do we know about the case? We know that there was a video from the ring cam that was being with. So we saw a guy in a mask, balaclava. He had some kind of body armor on. Well, you know, when you're kidnapping an agen year old, how. How much body armor you need to have?

[Eddie]

Dude, it's Arizona. Everyone's strapped.

[Henry]

Oh, I get it. I get it. Gloves, face mask. He's with the thing. He's about 5. They say he's like 5, 9, 5, 10.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Henry]

That's the only information we have. They now believe they have cleared the family.

[Eddie]

Well, they found the glove.

[Henry]

He found one of the gloves.

[Eddie]

Found the gloves a couple miles away. Then they sent it to Florida for DNA testing.

[Henry]

Good luck. And there was d. Yeah, exactly. Oh, what a reputable place.

[Eddie]

A place with a little too much DNA hanging around. It's Florida.

[Henry]

So you got. There was blood that was inside of her home that matched the DNA on glove. Apparently they think that it's the same person. They have no record yet. We don't know. We know the record yet.

[Eddie]

We don't know.

[Henry]

Am I helping?

[Eddie]

This is the only Nancy Guthrie coverage that comes with belching.

[Henry]

Hey, what am I going to do? I'm a human. I'm a human man in here.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they got the bomb.

[Henry]

I was thinking, first thing I knew is if it was me, I would have done guys, I would have completely stopped him in their track. No, I. I guess this is my question. You kidnap. We have no idea why they're doing this. Now, TMZ is now directly in negotiations with the guy. He. Who says he knows the guy?

[Eddie]

He says, yeah, he says he's seen. Seen Nancy Guthrie and he has information, but he doesn't want to go to the cops because he has past crimes. He doesn't want to get arrested for it.

[Henry]

And he said that they saw them go south of the police border. Right. Now, this is my question, which ain't far, not from Arizona. But my question is, is okay, you're a kidnapper. Your job, you're going to get this woman. You get this 80 year old woman, you're going to do it with like, God knows why. It seems mostly might have been. It seems it was like for money, but then they sent this ransom note and then they didn't get in, didn't get back.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

What happens if you kidnap an 80 year old woman and then she dies on you?

[Eddie]

Especially when she doesn't have her medicine, apparently.

[Henry]

Yep. What do you do then? Go to Mexico with a dead woman?

[Eddie]

I mean, you know, they're not really checking everything all the time. You know, you can get into Mexico a lot easier than you can get out.

[Henry]

No, I guess that's true. It's also one of those where I feel like, because we had a bit of a debate, a successful kidnapper gets the money.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Henry]

A successful kidnapper doesn't.

[Eddie]

He's doing well.

[Henry]

No, he's not.

[Eddie]

I. Well, I mean, they're not caught, which I'm very blown away by.

[Henry]

You say that. That's. But that to me. No, that's not what he was trying to do. He was trying to get money.

[Eddie]

How much money is her dead body worth?

[Henry]

Nothing.

[Eddie]

Nothing.

[Henry]

Absolutely nothing.

[Eddie]

I mean, I'd pay a little bit for my mom's body.

[Henry]

I mean, the most you're gonna get out of me. I'm sorry. If you've already killed her.

[Eddie]

Ten grand, Eddie.

[Henry]

Two grand. Two, three grand. She's already dead. She's already dead there. I'm not paying you ten grand for a cold body. All right, at that point, you barrier. Yeah, I mean, tell me where you bury her. I'll come visit her. Honestly, you go, that costs two grand. I'll pay to barrier. All right, you just send me a geolocation of where she is. I'll go visit visitor because obviously clears up a lot of problems for me.

[Eddie]

Make it close to Cabo.

[Henry]

If you don't Mind if you don't mind. Just so that I can hit some of my little. I'm trying to get to know the locals. No, this is. It's. It's extremely sad. I. I don't know what they were expecting to get out of this and I don't think it is going to end well for anybody.

[Eddie]

Oh man. That when they showed when they thought it was the brother in law at first and like. And then they showed a picture of that guy and I was like they got him?

[Henry]

Yeah, he's like. I started just because I look like shit. My wife, my sister just because I'm ugly.

[Eddie]

You think I stole her.

[Henry]

Just because my sister is literally one of the beloved hearts of America and I'm a fucking drifter looking railroad working.

[Eddie]

Not me.

[Henry]

Need child murderer looking guy. I understand.

[Eddie]

Investigate me but not for too long. You have to find the people who did this.

[Henry]

Honestly, clear me.

[Eddie]

I am unemployable.

[Henry]

Please clear me. Getting one person to sign off on me will maybe help. All right, we got. That's a horrible story. We know nothing else. So that's really it. We don't know fucking anything else and we're just sitting and waiting just like.

[Eddie]

The rest of you? Yes.

[Henry]

So who knows? So if you know have any information side stories lpotlmail.com so I can send that information patient to the police and we can get the reward?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Henry]

And if we can or just give it directly to the. Or you should probably just give it directly to the Arizona police. But if you want to cut us in on that be great.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And then when we get the reward we're going to put it towards free circumcisions for anybody.

[Henry]

Free circumcision. Free circumcisions. I'm going to bring my guillotine. We're going to have you guys come out here. There's nothing barbaric about it. It's completely normal behavior. Nothing barbaric about it. Nothing. Nothing off putting about it at all.

[Ciara]

Based on a New York Times best thriller comes 56 Days starring Dove Cameron. A story of love. Oh, sorry.

[Eddie]

I'm Oliver.

[Ciara]

I'm Ciara. Lies.

[Henry]

So do you like secrets?

[Ciara]

No, I like reveals. Seduction. It's like they were obsessed with each other. And murder.

[Eddie]

We got here body in the bathtub.

[Ciara]

56 days is now streaming on prime video. I'm gonna get you.

[Eddie]

Not if I get you first.

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[Henry]

So good, so good, so good.

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[Henry]

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[Eddie]

All right, let's talk about something fun.

[Henry]

Oh, yeah, like family annihilation.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Is that what you want to talk about? Because I have this story.

[Eddie]

All right, go ahead.

[Henry]

Now, this is a brutal story.

[Eddie]

Story. Another one.

[Henry]

Why not just throw it on the pile? So this is. This was. They were ever at the Rio in Las Vegas. You ever been to the Rio?

[Eddie]

I have. It sucks. Yeah. It's not nice. It seems to be dirty.

[Henry]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what.

[Eddie]

But if, you know, if you want to see Penn and Teller, you go to the Rio. That's where the comedy seller is. That's fine.

[Henry]

But you go to the Rio and you leave because some people get so sad that there.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

They check in, but they don't check out. This is a. This is a sad story. Mother, daughter found dead. Parent murder, suicide at the Rio at a cheerleading competition. Give me an S. S. Give me U.

[Eddie]

Suicide's a long.

[Henry]

I know.

[Eddie]

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

[Henry]

This is the. I'm extremely sorry. They were over at the Utah Extreme Cheer Competition, which is. Honestly. This has been extreme.

[Eddie]

I mean, this is extreme. Yeah, this is. This is the most. Most extreme cheering I've ever heard of.

[Henry]

Yes. And so she. 10:45am this. She shot a little girl. Tanya McGee hand shot her girl. Little girl. AI Smith. She was Addie Smith, who was 12 and then shot herself. Now, the thing that it seems to be. What came to a head was that they had a nine. She had a nine year custody battle for Addie.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. And going through a divorce.

[Henry]

She's going through a lot, right? The lady's going through quite a bit, as you could probably tell. Well, and it said, apparently she got really upset about getting some mean texts from the other cheer moms.

[Eddie]

Oh, really?

[Henry]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

This is a cheer mom led to murder.

[Henry]

This is. Cheer moms got together, encouraged her to commit suicide.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Henry]

No, not really. But like, basically just said, your dog. We don't like your daughter. Your daughter is bad for the team. Your daughter's a new thing. They were like, doing the thing that cheer moms did.

[Eddie]

Like, oh, see, I was like, for two seconds, I was like, oh, these cheer moms are like, do it, do it, do it.

[Henry]

Get the gun, get the gun.

[Eddie]

Telling her to, like, be nice to her daughter.

[Henry]

No, no, opposite. They were saying that her daughter sucked. They're telling her her daughter sucked and that she was bringing down the team and that Tania sucked and that they were all, like, mad about it because she was a new ad to the team. And honestly, man, that's what.

[Eddie]

It's hard out there.

[Henry]

But don't let these bitches get you down. Remember when we talked about Eleanor Roosevelt? Yes, the quote.

[Eddie]

The quote. Oh, yes, the quote. Which is a. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

[Henry]

So be like Eleanor Roosevelt.

[Eddie]

El eat.

[Henry]

Get out there and don't let these people bring you down. All right, you're at the cheerleading conference. Your job, add as a cheerleader.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you are a cheerleader.

[Henry]

And I. I'm not gonna blame Addie at all. Obviously, she was a 12 year old girl, but this is the time to really put her skills to the test.

[Eddie]

It's just crazy that these cheer moms are like, your girl is sad and she's. They're not like checking on her mental.

[Henry]

Health or well being. None.

[Eddie]

They're just like, she's gonna fuck up the competition sucks.

[Henry]

Your waste of space.

[Eddie]

I haven't seen her smile big enough.

[Henry]

Yes, they really. It was really rough, but Tonyo was obviously very upset.

[Eddie]

Yeah, well, you know, maybe it's because they had to stay at the Rio and not the Mandalay Bay.

[Henry]

Honestly, the Rio, it's not the Luxor.

[Eddie]

I mean, if it's not the Luxor, then tear it down.

[Henry]

I mean, it just. It's not the Luxor, but it's like, now we know another place where people have committed suicide on the show Strip. I know the Luxor is a big.

[Eddie]

The first suicide at the Rio.

[Henry]

It's Vegas, Eddie. It's only happy there. Who would ever be sad in Vegas? That's kind of what I'm even sad about. This woman brought sadness to Las Vegas.

[Eddie]

It's nothing bad ever happens there. Not once.

[Henry]

It's not built on mob activity. The whole place isn't built on crime, human trafficking, and pure deep. It's not just the suicide. Capital America. According to 2004 CBS article. Who would ever do that? Who would ever check into the Four Seasons Las Vegas? Like that guy did the top of the article. Blow his brains out at the Four Seasons Las Vegas.

[Eddie]

There's another one. Yeah, right. Problem. You go to Vegas, there are no four. There aren't four seasons. There's three at best.

[Henry]

Maybe what you got? Golf, tourism. I'm trying to think where the other seasons are. Rodeo season.

[Eddie]

It's a big season. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. We saw that.

[Henry]

Boy, I don't know if we covered this with the seriousness. People wanted it.

[Eddie]

No. What do. Well, here's a positive story. I'm. I'm coming in with a positive story. There's also a big murder suicide in Bulgaria.

[Henry]

Yeah. And the hardest part about a Bulgarian mass suicide is switching legs. You guys know, right?

[Eddie]

You know.

[Henry]

You know what that is?

[Eddie]

No, I don't.

[Henry]

Bulgarian squats.

[Eddie]

Bulgarian squats?

[Henry]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, you're getting two into working out.

[Henry]

I was a working out thing. Oh, Bulgarian squats. You never did that in the football team, or is that just what you were doing on top of your. The. The coach, right? From Europe?

[Eddie]

Hey, come on. He was nice. He was a friend. Oh, that.

[Henry]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay.

[Henry]

It's. When you dip, you do little dips with your knees. You normally hold a weight.

[Eddie]

She's got nice pants.

[Henry]

That's what you notice.

[Eddie]

All right, so here's the story that my. My favorite story of the week is. A Saskatchewan man fights off a starving moose with his fists and a shovel and a.22 to save his mother.

[Henry]

Now, this is. Okay, normally when we do these animal man fights. Animal attack. The man is awful, always bad. And we. Oh, we. We don't like them. And we joke. We. Last week we just covered all these. The. This week we're covering elephant attacks. Yes. Right. So we're covering all. So. But this is a nice. Like, he had to fight this.

[Eddie]

This is a true, true, honorable fight to the death against a dying moose and a man. All right, so this moose. It's cold out. Negative 40 Celsius. Apparently in the living.

[Henry]

Where is he? On the moon?

[Eddie]

Saskatchewan.

[Henry]

Jesus Christ. So this moose insulation, we just need a. Wow, that's cold. Jesus Christ.

[Eddie]

So this malnourished moose crawls up to the house because there's a heating vent. And it just wants a little warm warmth. All right? But it's, like really thin and really sick. And it's dying, okay? Because there's not enough food for it. It's too cold out. The guy's mom goes outside to take out the trash or some. The moose sees her. She starts screaming to try and scare it away. The moose is furious. Beats the out of the old lady.

[Henry]

Well, to be honest, it sounds like she, like, irritated the moose or something.

[Eddie]

I mean, you gotta scream at the moose.

[Henry]

But what. So it was like, what was it trying to do?

[Eddie]

Stay war warm? Because there was a heating vent that was leaning up against it was trying to live. Okay? It is. There is a hint of sadness in the story.

[Henry]

Why did you just let it be under the heating vent?

[Eddie]

Because I think it saw. Her and moose are very violent. Oh, Moose, will your ass up.

[Henry]

I found a video of him telling the story if you want to. Want to check it out real quick.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry]

Is it one of those things where if she's on her period or something me sketch, like, it might get, like, moose get worse.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Henry]

Am I wrong? Well, like, honestly, no. Like a bear.

[Eddie]

This is a man. This is a man moose, though.

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[Henry]

But he had a fight. But why He. She attacked the one. Why the moose attacked the woman in the first place?

[Eddie]

Because it's starving and it's dying and it's gonna get really defensive. And moose are already violent on the bottom line. Let me tell the quick version of the story and because I only read it once, and I want to see how right I am, and then we'll play his version. So. So he sees the moose on top of his mother. He goes up and he's like, get off my mom, Moose. And he punches it in the face a bunch. He splits its lid open.

[Henry]

Is reminded of your childhood.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the moose is like, you piece of. And Moose is like, starts, like, kicking his mom again, you know, and she's like, oh, God, my head. My body's hurting. And. And then he's like, all right, I'll get. And he gets a big ass shovel. He starts slapping the moose in the face with the shovel. Moose is like, come on, bro, you ain't gonna take me down with no shovel.

[Henry]

He's like, that's what you're gonna do there, partner?

[Eddie]

He's like, you stay right there. Don't move. You stay on my mother. You stay right there. He goes in his house, grabs his.22 rifle. All right, 22 small bullets.

[Henry]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Shoots the moose directly in the eyeball. Moose unfazed, shoots the moose in the other eyeball, unfazed, starts shooting it over and over again in the same spot in its head until these.22s eventually penetrate its brain and it dies on the spot. True fight to the.

[Henry]

That is a hard fight. That's a gun fight. It is a gun punch.

[Eddie]

And these guys, they look at him, he's so nice looking.

[Henry]

Yes, like kind.

[Eddie]

The true kindness.

[Henry]

I heard one guy call them those little snub nose. Someone I saw some was gotten to a hole of self defense videos. Yeah. And he calls those ear, nose and throat guns.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry]

He's like, you gotta mash it up against a guy's face.

[Eddie]

All right, let's hear his story. See how close close I was.

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Sean Tufnell says the showdown happened in bean fate on the morning of January 22nd when he found his mom stuck below the moose.

[Sean Tufnell]

My mom decided to come out to start a vehicle. The moose was laying right against the two vents. She come around the corner here, just startled the moose.

[Adidas Enthusiast]

Tufnell's mom, Angie Toughnell, tried to run back into the house when the moose pushed her down. Tufnell came out of the house after hearing his mom yellow for help.

[Sean Tufnell]

He put his ears right back, which means they're not going to run. So then I took about two steps and I punched him in the face right here and his head went up in the air.

[Eddie]

You're a big boy too.

[Sean Tufnell]

I just took one step out of the Canadian boy, swung his foot at me and just missed my face.

[Adidas Enthusiast]

Coming to terms with the situation he had now found himself in, Tufnell says he grabbed a shovel and tried to fight back, only to have the moose charge him into the door frame.

[Sean Tufnell]

Then he went and he turned and looked at her again and he put his ears back and he went to go at her. And then I went out and I grabbed him by the ear and like the bridge of the nose and pulled him because I knew I was safe in the doorway. And then he come right back in. His teeth were out like that, trying to get me. I got end up getting over top of the head like this. He picked me up and I hit the door for him a couple times.

[Henry]

Holy.

[Sean Tufnell]

That's when he broke my rib.

[Adidas Enthusiast]

At that point, Toughno says He called for Dave, his mom's boyfriend, to bring out a gun. After some more commotion, was able to retrieve the gun and shot the moose over a dozen times.

[Sean Tufnell]

You can see that stain is actually where all the blood was.

[Adidas Enthusiast]

Both Tufnell and his mom were able to get away from the fight with treatable injuries.

[Ciara]

I have quite a big gash in my leg, in the inside of the leg here. And when he made this gash with.

[Henry]

His hoof, he slid down to my heel and he made a bruise. You're bumming me out, lady.

[Eddie]

Get back to the boy.

[Henry]

Shut up, lady.

[Adidas Enthusiast]

The moose's body was then taken to Saskatoon for testing. The Canadian Wildlife Health Cooperative said in a statement that the adult male moose was in very poor conditions but ultimately died from multiple gunshot wounds. Toughness. Mom is just grateful for her son and hope this doesn't happen to anyone else.

[Ciara]

So I'm lucky to be alive.

[Eddie]

Very lucky.

[Henry]

You don't sound like it. Lucky. Thanks to him. To my son. Yeah. Thank your fucking.

[Eddie]

So son.

[Henry]

He fought like a moose.

[Ciara]

A savage.

[Eddie]

I say global news.

[Henry]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Incredible story.

[Henry]

Why do I feel like she's. Like she made her. How do I put this? She. Only a mother can do a feel like. Make a vibe that feels like it's almost. He should feel guilty for killing the mother. For, like helping her survive. Like there's something about this where she's like this. Cuz, you know, it's the type of lady that's almost was like, I should be dead. I should be dead. And then he fights.

[Eddie]

I always dreamt the moose would take me back.

[Henry]

I wanted to go this way. You took this from me. One thing I was supposed to do was have my teeth choosed off by moose. Stay away from my mom.

[Eddie]

Moose.

[Henry]

This is how I supposed to go. I saw him dream. I talked to. I talked to fortune teller woman.

[Eddie]

I don't want to kill you, Moose.

[Henry]

Don't kill the moose.

[Eddie]

Let the moose kill me.

[Henry]

It is my fate. You can't kill the most. It is my fate. It sends me to heaven. See your miserable father. Well, I'm certain that honestly it all worked out.

[Eddie]

Except for the moose.

[Henry]

Except for the moose. Moose got absolutely just crazy.

[Eddie]

Murdered. Yeah.

[Henry]

Hey. Don't attack an old lady.

[Eddie]

It was sick. If that moose was relatively healthy, he would not have won the fight.

[Henry]

No. He would have tore him to shreds. But also of him.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Here we go. We got another. We asked.

[Eddie]

That's a little piece of advice for everyone out there. If you're going to fight a Moose, make sure it's sick.

[Henry]

Not with two cues.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Henry]

Nice. That a new metal Moose. Right. All right, so I think that we've. We've covered quite a bit today. I think we've got some letters you.

[Eddie]

Don'T want to talk about the paramedic coming in the fireman's chili.

[Henry]

Yeah, I can talk about it.

[Eddie]

I mean, we don't need to go too far.

[Henry]

Really not that deep.

[Eddie]

It's really not that deep. It was right on top. No, but the. No, but apparently there was this paramedic who was like coming and pissing all over the fire station.

[Henry]

Was he just trying to do a prank? A quote unquote fungny prank?

[Eddie]

You know, at the beginning of the article, it seemed like it was all a prank, but now it seems like he's just like a sick who likes to cover in his own common pits.

[Henry]

There's a problem with pranks.

[Eddie]

I'm okay with a prank.

[Adidas Enthusiast]

Prank.

[Henry]

A prank.

[Eddie]

You do it once.

[Henry]

We have said this. How many times have we said this? Yeah, a prank is funny.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Henry]

So a prank, it can be annoying, but the goal is to laugh. Yeah, right. Like that is the goal. In the end, you go, oh, that's it. Not the. Oh my God. You put your ejaculate all over my security equipment. Yeah, that's not a. A.

[Eddie]

You pissed on an ice machine and mixed it up. Yeah, that's not a prank.

[Henry]

That's not a prank. You know what a prank is, no matter how. A rubber snake.

[Eddie]

Yes, that's a prank. That's a fireman Are used to that.

[Henry]

They love that kind of prank. You know, it's a prank. One of your buddy's wife's.

[Eddie]

That's kind of a prank.

[Henry]

And in firemen, it depends.

[Eddie]

Yeah, firemen, they got loose rules.

[Henry]

Firemen, they each other's wives all day. That's all they do is swap wives when they're sitting around waiting for to do.

[Eddie]

No, I mean between the naps and spaghetti. A lot of spaghetti.

[Henry]

We know what's going on here.

[Eddie]

I know what you guys do.

[Henry]

Yeah, we like to come for the fireman. Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Living off the cloud of 911 for 20 something years.

[Henry]

You know what you do? Sit around waiting for another 911 to happen so you could do whatever you want. We know what you. Each one of you guys wants your own sorry. Honestly, we really appreciate our firemen.

[Eddie]

Please, please save us.

[Henry]

We love each other. We need you in la. All right, let's look. Let's look at this one letter. You want a New stinger. We got a couple stingers. Of course, you wanted a funk stinger, so we got. Yeah, I mean, we got a couple of them.

[Eddie]

I'll play you one. I'm always surprised when people, like, just do the things that we randomly ask.

[Henry]

I love it. It fills me with delight. Yeah, man. Here you go. Straight funk.

[Eddie]

I want straight funk. Somebody.

[Henry]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Last podcast presents side stories.

[Henry]

Listener emails. Yeah, that's awesome.

[Eddie]

That was really great.

[Henry]

Yeah, Especially did the thing because, like, I. Because you know how that's how Michael Jackson wrote songs. Oh.

[Eddie]

All right. Shut up for a second. Listen, my name's Quincy Jones, and you got to shut up for a second. All right, let me. You.

[Henry]

Well, you got enough of a woman, like, exterior. Well, here we go. First of all, I got several emails. We talked last week about the Olive Garden chef who committed suicide by sickness. I. The fryer. And I got two emails from health inspectors.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay.

[Henry]

That Eddie reiterated what Eddie said, which is, you know, it does clean it right out. I told you, they're like, that bleach cleans it right out. You wouldn't even know it's in there. Biologically, it's gone. Because I brought this up to Natalie. I said, how would you feel about going back to that Olive Garden? She was like, I wouldn't go. And I was like, you know, they said it would be completely clean. It just seemed. Seems to me as well, I wouldn't want to immediately go to the place where the chef committed suicide, because I want the chef to be happy.

[Eddie]

Well, that particular chef. Not all most chefs hate their lives.

[Henry]

Yeah, of course. But I. Everyone does.

[Eddie]

Yes, Everybody works. Yeah. But chefs are a little more violent about it.

[Henry]

I love chefs. Real chefs.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Me too.

[Henry]

And I like. I like our guy. Like, our cooks, too.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And, you know, Natalie was right about that, but just right about not going to the Olive Garden in general.

[Henry]

Well, we all know that Olive Garden. I also got weird. Several passions, passionate, like people sticking up for Olive Garden.

[Eddie]

Oh, really?

[Henry]

And you're wrong. You're objectively. No, you're wrong, and you gotta find a new place to go. Okay. I. That is what I'm not. I'll step back on the circumcision stuff. I'll learn. I'll learn and I'll hear. I'll open up discourse.

[Eddie]

I'm happy for people with that.

[Henry]

I will. Happy. But if you try to tell me and not because I've again, what I said. I had the ultimate Olive Garden experience. I've been there for A wedding reception. And I've been there for a awake. And it's not good. That's like when they're supposed to be at their best.

[Eddie]

Yeah, right.

[Henry]

At awake. You think it Awake. They would really do their best.

[Eddie]

Where would you put Olive Garden? Above or below Buca di Beppo?

[Henry]

Below.

[Eddie]

Below, Right. Yeah. Because booba de Beco sucks.

[Henry]

Disgusting.

[Eddie]

Horrible. Great decor.

[Henry]

Better ambiance.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry]

I agree. Here we go.

[Eddie]

Rob's looking at his puzzle. You've never been to a Buca Dieppo. No, I have.

[Henry]

It's just so expensive. Yeah. How is it so bad if it's so expensive?

[Eddie]

I've never paid for a meal there. I always eat for free.

[Henry]

That's how you like it. You like it because you're spending a lot of money. Mr. Lawson.

[Eddie]

You're. You're. You're not the table next to the po.

[Henry]

I just think that Olive Garden exists for a reason. Because there's certain places in the United States, like say, H. Wyoming, Nebraska. Well, hey, where there are nice Italian, there are better chains. Chains.

[Eddie]

The Kansas has great Italian food.

[Henry]

Carrabbas. I don't know why I'm going to bat for them right now. Carabas is a better chaino's. Is a better chain. Yes. The what tells a better not? Noodle factory. Spaghetti Factory. It's a Canadian chain. This is better cheese. Fazuli's is fine. Just saying these small towns, they're lucky if they can get four chains. I just named. You can find a chain.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Macaroni Grill. Did we listen to Borrow?

[Henry]

No, that's what I was looking for. Macaroni Grill is also extremely.

[Eddie]

And that's a little expensive.

[Henry]

It is. Sure. But are you going on a date or not?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's same thing.

[Henry]

Or if you're going to the. And then the. Unfortunately, the Mussolini of all of them. The Cheesecake Factory.

[Eddie]

Oh, absolutely. God. But I will say, in my experience, Olive Garden will let you drink underage.

[Henry]

Yes.

[Eddie]

So if you're trying to do that.

[Henry]

Oh, yeah. If you're 14 and you like. You like Porter Rossi, you're going to. Love of God. All right, so let me get this little letter. So I heard your story about the Olive Garden chef who committed suicide. Cook let you call him cook.

[Eddie]

He's a cook.

[Henry]

And I wanted to share the following when it came to businesses not closing when an employee dies. My roommate in college worked for Universal Studios Hollywood.

[Eddie]

I've been there. Punch?

[Henry]

Well, love that place.

[Eddie]

That's great.

[Henry]

She mostly did just, you know, Janitorial work in the lower lot. But when she went to clock out at a shift change once, she was told by management to not define discuss this afternoon's events. So having no idea what the they were talking about, she asked around. Turns out an employee who had quit the day before came back that day, shot his girlfriend, and then shot himself in the upper lot. LAPD came. That area park was closed for a few hours. Where they cleaned up the blood.

[Eddie]

Upper parking lot.

[Henry]

Yeah, did the upper. No, it's. It was in the Despicable Me area.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Henry]

Apparently this part of the park is so popular for employee suicides.

[Eddie]

I've been there. It makes sense.

[Henry]

Got near the Minions by the Minions.

[Eddie]

Oh no.

[Henry]

That they call it.

[Eddie]

They're evil.

[Henry]

A funny little joke that they call it. Within amongst themselves is the super suicide Fun Land. Oh, and instead of the super silly fun Land, tangentially related, but this is also a part of the park where you can smoke. Oh, but that cuz also the part explicitly geared towards young children.

[Eddie]

So they let them what, like smoke behind the rides there? Yeah, it makes sense that you smoke. Yeah, they don't want the smokers going all the way to the bottom. You got to go back up all those escalators. You can eat them back to work really fast.

[Henry]

Escalators are specifically scares. You don't have to climb.

[Eddie]

Well, I mean, you know, it takes forever.

[Henry]

Yeah, but if you're a smoker, you don't care. You're waiting for death.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I mean, if I were to choose somewhere to kill myself at Universal Studios, I mean, I feel like the despicable Me area is the best choice.

[Henry]

I agree. Honestly, I would do it on the Simpsons ride. I would probably go just for the. No, they need to change it. And you know what?

[Eddie]

I would probably lose.

[Henry]

But if I was going to do it, obviously I would do it on a White House tour.

[Eddie]

Oh, yes.

[Henry]

So I want to say thank you guys so much for joining.

[Eddie]

Just like everyone else who's talking about the Epstein files. We're joking. We would never kill ourselves.

[Henry]

Yeah. I'm not sad. I don't do high risk behavior.

[Eddie]

Lives are phenomenal.

[Henry]

Super boring. I don't do anything. I take no physical risks. If you see anything happen to me, know that something bad happen.

[Eddie]

I ain't skydiving none of that. I. I barely eating chicken wings.

[Henry]

I just got my health by. By just my blood report back. My heart's fine.

[Eddie]

My heart's doing great. My cholesterol's down. I don't have diabetes. No More. No one's trying. I ain't trying to die.

[Henry]

Spoiler, Eddie, because you never fully talked about your pre diabetes disorder.

[Eddie]

Well, I had pre diabetes and I got diabetes and now like it went down back.

[Henry]

But you never really talked about it.

[Eddie]

No, because I was very scared because both of my parents died of diabetes and I just didn't want to joke about it.

[Henry]

But you beat it.

[Eddie]

I do.

[Henry]

Well, for now.

[Eddie]

I mean, it's. It's with you forever.

[Henry]

You're maintaining it in a way that I'm super proud of you. Yeah. You look really good.

[Eddie]

I'm going to live.

[Henry]

You don't look like shit.

[Eddie]

Thank you. I appreciate that. You don't look like shit either.

[Henry]

I look fine.

[Eddie]

Both of us could look way worse. And I'll tell you what, in our 20 Sutton year relationship, I think we're most attractive now.

[Henry]

This is. I'm sorry, guys.

[Eddie]

Yeah, this is as good as it gets.

[Henry]

This is as nice as you can look.

[Eddie]

When Henry and I. When I was 280 and Henry was 320, we were a pair.

[Henry]

When you saw us rolling in, you knew shit was about to get loose, man. God, that Vegas seafood buffet never saw us coming.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Henry]

The one in Glendale, California.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Always get landlocked seafood.

[Henry]

Always get landlocked city name seafood and another landlocked city. City that it's not in. That's where you get your buffet food.

[Eddie]

Always. Yes. Oh, he did it. They did it in Jurassic Parking.

[Henry]

No, that's where I would do it. Oh, that's right.

[Sean Tufnell]

Jurassic Park.

[Eddie]

Jurassic Park. Well, then why would you do it there?

[Henry]

Just so I can always be there. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Wow. Cute. That's sweet.

[Henry]

Just like Robert Duvall. We chose wrong. Definitely chose wrong for our. Our. We chose a lot of. Robert Duvall would have been an awesome death pool choice.

[Eddie]

Oh, for sure. But I didn't, you know, I don't want to. You know, I didn't want that, you know. He's 90. What a great life.

[Henry]

Super, super great life.

[Eddie]

A lot of good ones died this year. But we're not doing that right now.

[Henry]

No, we're not. Just go out there and try to live your own Robert Duvall like Life. Go to patreon.com Last podcast on the left. You can listen to the show with no ads. You also can see last stream on the Left live 6pm PST every week on Tuesday. And man, do we have some fun. We have a bunch of new stuff on there. You can See we are 25 video tiers submitting videos in Order for it to show. For our brand new show. Last stream on the left after hours, which will beginning next Tuesday. We will be doing that for the very first time. Go check us out on the Patreon. And we're going to be starting our brand new movie podcast. So we're going to be putting up this. Either this week or next week. I'll be talking with our. With our crew. We're going to be putting up a poll of directors that you would like for us to consider in our movie podcasting that we're doing. So we're going to put that. We're going to put it all up. You're going to choose amongst your selection.

[Eddie]

And we'll pick the top two.

[Henry]

Yes.

[Eddie]

And do episodes on them. And you want to say who they are. Might as well get people excited.

[Henry]

Well, right now I want. We want people to choose.

[Eddie]

I chose two and you chose three.

[Henry]

Yes.

[Eddie]

All right. You want to tell them. Tell the people who you chose.

[Henry]

Well, I want to do Jan. Frank Meyer.

[Eddie]

Huh.

[Henry]

I want to do Alejandro Jodorowsky.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Henry]

Or I want to do.

[Eddie]

Do I have to watch a bunch of Jordanowski?

[Henry]

Yeah, you might. Depends if they get us. Have you seen the other ones?

[Eddie]

I've seen El Topo and Holy Mountain.

[Henry]

They're great.

[Eddie]

I mean, all right. Movies. Fantastic. Just make you so upset.

[Henry]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

The Animal Murder.

[Henry]

Wait till you see John Shrank Meyer.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Then also the other one is I can't wait for Yan Shank Meyers and then Andre Tarkovsky.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And we're gonna do all of these eventually. We just want to know who we want to. Who you want us to do first. And my choices were William Friedkin because I want to see his whole catalog and Walter Hill, who's a guy who I just discovered that he just made a bunch of action movies. And some of them are awful and some of them are just awesome.

[Henry]

I love that.

[Eddie]

I watched a movie called Extreme Prejudice last night. What a blast. So, yeah, get into these weird directors, these older directors.

[Henry]

Absolutely.

[Eddie]

And the Miseducation of Ed Larson. The Bob Lazar episodes now available on patreon for the $10 tier and up. Come see Henry and I on the road. [e-mail] left to get tickets to see Henry and I at crime wave at C 2.0 in February of 2027. Plan ahead. Go have fun. We're going to get.

[Henry]

We're gonna have such. It's a great vacation.

[Eddie]

The pool party is the most fun. I can't wait to do that. It's the most work Henry and I've ever done in the net in the show.

[Henry]

It was.

[Eddie]

And it was wild. It was a blast.

[Henry]

Anybody who saw that knows how ridiculous that show was.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

And knows that we're just gonna do it again. And now we actually kind of know how to do it. Yeah. So we're very, very excited. It's going to be like. If it wasn't as much fun as the last time.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

I would not be pushing at this art.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

No.

[Eddie]

I talked to the staff and they're going to give me a really nice Connect four to beat the out of all of you with. So that's going to be good. On March 14th, we're going to be in Urbana, Illinois. On April 26th, Lexington, Kentucky. May 7th, Netflix is a joke here in LA. Henry and I are going to be at the avalon Theater at 9:45.

[Henry]

Come check that out.

[Eddie]

Night of too many stars is too many stars. Okay. Come see to fuck.

[Henry]

Yeah. Fuck those fucking stars. You see them all the time. They're all complicit.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they're all.

[Henry]

Come see a couple of people that are literally. Come to see some people who are literally as far away from the machine as possible.

[Eddie]

Not allowed to participate.

[Henry]

Yes. Come to our show. Our show is better than their show.

[Eddie]

May 30, Rochester, N.Y. and June 28, London, Ontario. Then of course, I'm going to be going to be doing some stand up here In L. A April 3rd at the Lyric Hyperion with Amber Nelson. PFO Fest, baby. In Tallahassee, April 11th and VyStar Stadium. That is the Jumbo Shrimp Stadium with Danny Pedrosian and Holden McNeely. And that's going to be on April 12th. Come see those shows. They're going to be a blast. Tickets for everything are [e-mail] yep. Yeah, that's right. I put it all on there. Go to last podcast on the left. Of course. Always buy your tickets through the links that we provide. Don't buy these second hand tickets. It's never us and no ever.

[Henry]

Go to LastPodcastLeft.com it's the only way to get them. Yeah, we'd like to thank Ian over at Floor Audio for that amazing stinger.

[Eddie]

That was great, buddy.

[Henry]

Great work.

[Eddie]

See you, P. Funk Fest.

[Henry]

Yeah, bro.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah.

[Henry]

Hail Satan.

[Eddie]

You know what? Hail him again.

[Henry]

Live every day. Fighting for the liberty of people. For people. Fighting for the liberty of people you hate. Love the fact that America is all about that. We're all in here. We're all in here together. And the only way we're gonna get.

[Eddie]

Out out of this when we're laughing.

[Henry]

Our way to the fucking guillotines with all these fuckers blood running down the streets.

[Eddie]

Yeah, eat that jerky, y'.

[Henry]

All. Enjoy.

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[Henry]

So good, so good, so good.

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