Podcast Summary: Last Podcast on the Left - Side Stories: Mo Money Less Problems

Release Date: July 9, 2025

Hosts: Eddie and Ed Larson

Introduction

In this episode of Last Podcast on the Left, titled Side Stories: Mo Money Less Problems, hosts Eddie and Ed Larson delve into a mix of current events, conspiracy theories, personal anecdotes, and international oddities. Skipping the usual advertisements and introductory segments, the hosts engage in candid conversations that blend humor with serious discussions.

Texas Floods: Tragedy and Heroism [04:11 - 05:43]

The episode opens with a heartfelt discussion about the devastating Texas floods, which have resulted in a death toll rising to 101. Ed Larson expresses his sadness, stating, “It's really, really sad, and it's… it's extremely horrible” (04:20).

Heroic Acts:

• Eddie highlights acts of bravery, mentioning, “There were those two Mexican girls that saved a bunch of girls” (04:36), acknowledging their heroic efforts despite the overwhelming tragedy.

Community Response:

• The hosts lament the inaction of some adults during the disaster, reflecting on a video where, “[A child] said, should we run? That they were all like, yeah, we should” (04:55), illustrating a microcosm of leadership failures in crisis situations.

Support and Donations:

• Eddie expresses solidarity with Texas, “I love you, Texas, especially San Antonio” (05:26), while also touching on the challenges of donating effectively amid such disasters.

Jeffrey Epstein Conspiracy Theories [05:42 - 17:06]

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to dissecting the controversial death of Jeffrey Epstein.

Official Narrative vs. Conspiracies:

• Ed Larson critiques the official stance, “They just got everyone horny” (06:45), questioning the legitimacy of Epstein’s suicide and suggesting foul play.

Alleged Connections:

• The hosts discuss Epstein’s purported connections with influential figures, including Donald Trump and Bill Clinton. Ed Larson sarcastically remarks, “I think it's Clinton's way ahead of him. I think there's guys that… a lot of the really intense evidence is in the center of all of this CSAM” (08:59), insinuating a cover-up involving powerful entities.

Role of the FBI and Evidence Handling:

• Concerns are raised about the FBI's handling of Epstein’s case, particularly regarding child pornography material. Ed Larson states, “They have nothing against the bees. And so the bees just had to wait” ([visibility issue could not assign precise timestamps here]).

Public Figures’ Involvement:

• Discussions pivot to public figures linked to Epstein, with Ed Larson mocking figures like Elon Musk’s remarks on the Epstein list and criticizing Prince Andrew, despite earlier references to his exoneration.

P. Diddy’s Legal Troubles [10:06 - 12:20]

Transitioning from Epstein, the podcast addresses the legal issues surrounding P. Diddy.

Court Verdicts and Public Reaction:

• Eddie discusses the disappointing RICO verdict against P. Diddy, suggesting that the jury lacked understanding: “It seems that quite a bit this is more conjecture” (10:38).

Probable Outcomes:

• The hosts speculate that P. Diddy might receive a lenient sentence, with Ed Larson stating, “I think they're gonna slap his wrist and they're gonna let him go” (12:14).

Economic Resilience:

• A recurring theme is the notion that wealth shields individuals from significant consequences. Ed Larson cynically muses, “Mo money, less problems” (12:26), implying that financial resources mitigate legal and personal issues.

Michael Madsen’s Death and Legacy [19:00 - 21:22]

The podcast reflects on the passing of actor Michael Madsen, known for his roles in crime dramas.

Career and Personal Life:

• Eddie shares anecdotes about Madsen’s intense acting methods, specifically recalling a traumatic on-set incident: “He took him for a ride for 45 minutes and, like, banged up his head” (19:28).

Legal Troubles:

• The hosts touch upon Madsen’s legal issues, including accusations of domestic violence and misdemeanor trespassing charges, juxtaposing his professional acclaim with personal struggles.

Legacy in Film:

• Ed Larson praises Madsen’s performances, especially in Sin City, and expresses grief over his death: “He was great in Sin City. And he will be missed” (20:46).

Foreign Report: International Oddities [42:28 - 64:38]

In a new segment titled "Foreign Report," Eddie and Ed explore bizarre and unusual events from around the globe.

Bee Attack in Oriole, France [43:00 - 48:38]

• Incident Overview: An unusual bee attack in Oriole, France, resulted in 24 injuries, including critical cases.
• Misidentification of Hornets: The French mayor attributes the attacks to Asian hornets, though the hosts humorously question the validity of distinguishing between Asian and American hornets, leading to mockery of racial profiling of insects.
• Host Commentary: Both hosts poke fun at the situation, with Ed Larson quipping, “You could cut that into little sleeves” (43:22), and Eddie debating the nomenclature differences.

Arrest of Belly Dancer in Egypt [53:57 - 59:01]

• Case Details: Linda Martino, a half-Italian, half-Egyptian belly dancer, was arrested in Egypt for violating public morals through her art.
• Host Reactions: Eddie defends Martino, emphasizing her artistry: “Belly dancing is an art. It cannot be a crime” (56:48).
• Cultural Commentary: The hosts mock Egypt's conservatism humorously, while expressing support for Martino's right to dance.

Panther Man in Somerset, UK [60:09 - 64:38]

• Description: A mysterious figure known as Panther Man haunts graveyards in Somerset, wearing a cat mask and skin-tight suit, startling and confusing locals.
• Behavior Analysis: The hosts humorously speculate on his intentions, suggesting he might be harmless yet perplexing: “He just goes… I think he's just making panther noises” (60:53).
• Cultural Impact: Ed Larson connects this to previous urban legends, adding comedic flair to the bizarre antics of Panther Man.

Listener Emails and AI Discussions [65:05 - 68:52]

The hosts address listener emails, touching on topics like AI and personal anecdotes.

AI Skepticism:

• Ed Larson shares multiple listener inputs expressing skepticism about AI’s capabilities, humorously asserting, “there's no reason to be afraid of AI. It's stupid” (65:18).

OnlyFans and Chatbots:

• Discussions involve the inability to distinguish between real individuals and chatbots on platforms like OnlyFans, warning listeners to “understand that 95 to 99% of the time… you are not” (66:58).

Personal Stories:

• Ed Larson shares a personal story about his father's haunted doll collection, blending humor with eerie storytelling, reflecting on unexplained phenomena in their household.

Upcoming Shows and Announcements [75:14 - 78:52]

Concluding the episode, Eddie and Ed Larson promote their upcoming live shows and tours across various cities, including Salt Lake City, Asheville, Charlotte, and Los Angeles. They humorously discuss their stage attire and the challenges of performing live, ensuring listeners of the entertaining experiences ahead.

Notable Quotes

• Ed Larson (04:20): "It's really, really sad, and it's… it's extremely horrible."
• Eddie (04:36): "There were those two Mexican girls that saved a bunch of girls."
• Ed Larson (06:45): “They just got everyone horny.”
• Eddie (05:26): “I love you, Texas, especially San Antonio.”
• Ed Larson (12:26): “Mo money, less problems.”
• Eddie (56:48): “Belly dancing is an art. It cannot be a crime.”
• Ed Larson (65:18): “There's no reason to be afraid of AI. It's stupid.”

Conclusion

Side Stories: Mo Money Less Problems offers a blend of dark humor, critical commentary, and absurd anecdotes, staying true to Last Podcast on the Left’s style. From the grim realities of natural disasters and convoluted conspiracy theories to the surreal tales from around the world, Eddie and Ed Larson provide an engaging narrative that entertains while provoking thought.

Note: This summary is based on the provided transcript up to 78:52 minutes. Any content beyond this point is not included.