Side Stories: Movie Stories V

Summary

Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Movie Stories V

Date: October 15, 2025
Hosts: Henry Zabrowski, Ed Larson
Guest: Jackie Zabrowski

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Overview

In this special "Movie Stories V" edition of Side Stories, Henry and Ed are joined by Henry's sister, Jackie Zabrowski, for a rollicking, horror-movie-filled episode. Together, the trio dives into recent movie watches, horror recommendations, and explores infamous true crime news. From controversial topics like the death of disgraced Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins to in-depth film discussion (with their signature off-color, irreverent humor), the episode celebrates the intersection of horror, pop culture, and bizarre news. Several tangents include Halloween costumes, home invasion movie traumas, and what makes a truly great (or bad) horror film.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Opening Banter, Riffing on Identity, and Holiday Observations

[01:16 - 04:11]

• The group jokes about race, ethnicity, and "white club" membership with signature playful irreverence.
• Ed recounts being in Madison, Wisconsin on Indigenous Peoples Day and notes the irony of seeing maintenance workers laboring on a holiday meant to honor Indigenous people, criticizing the local governor, Tony Evers.
  • "I'm just glad we began today's episode with a threat to the governor of Wisconsin." – Henry [04:02]
• Jackie officially dubs herself "BOC" ("bitch of color"), playing off earlier ribbing.

2. British Influencers, Immigration, & Internet Culture

[04:58 - 07:19]

• Discussion of "Big John," a food influencer, being deported from Australia for trying to do meet-and-greets without a visa.
  • Henry explains UK slang: "Having a big Chinese" means getting a big Chinese meal [06:17]
  • The hosts riff on the perils of travel, paperwork, and the gray area between influencer and illegality.

3. Ian Watkins: True Crime, Cancelled Art, & Justice

[07:19 - 14:27]

• Jackie, with glee, announces the "finally fucking dead" fate of Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins, recapping his monstrous crimes.
  • "He tried to fuck a baby. Which is actually honestly one of the things that's so hard because babies, they just lie there." – Henry [08:09]
• The group grapples with separating art from artist, playing a Lostprophets song snippet for context, then sliding into performative disgust.
  • "God, it's always the worst music." – Ed [08:49]
• Details on Watkins’ protective custody, eventual prison murder, and British prison politics.
  • "They stabbed him to death... Many, many, many, many, many times. Rashid Get El and Samuel Dodsworth were arrested on suspicion of murder..." – Henry [13:22]
• Dark comedic reflections on justice, religion, and hell:
  • "I hope he got to put in one last prayer so he could go to heaven with Charlie Kirk and Jimmy Savile." – Henry [14:14]

4. Halloween Costumes & Cultural Sensitivity

[17:05 - 19:20]

• Ed considers a "plus-size Michael Jackson (Thriller)" costume and the group humorously debates the racial/cultural sensitivities of such a choice.
  • "Is it blackface if the guy is a predator?" – Henry [18:40]
  • "He was white at the end." – Henry [18:48]

5. Movie Recommendations: Stir of Echoes, Sinister, and the 31 for 31 Challenge

[25:38 - 31:44]

• Jackie brings up "Stir of Echoes" from the hosts' "31 for 31" horror challenge.
  • "It's terrifying for a thriller... Kevin Bacon's really good. Kevin Bacon's very, very..." – Henry [30:42]
• Discussion of movies featuring writers as protagonists and why horror loves this trope.
  • "So many movies and horror movies that are about a writer... can you stop writing about yourself and get creative?" – Ed [32:26]
• The enduring scariness of "Sinister" and "Doctor Sleep."

6. Hollywood Nepotism & Documentary Tangents

[27:53 - 28:48]

• Roasting of Colin Hanks ("most mediocre Nepo baby")—yet acknowledgment that he's good at making documentaries, including the new John Candy doc and one about Eagles of Death Metal.

7. Home Invasion Movies & Why They're So Unsettling

[43:28 - 45:19]

• Jackie finally watches "Them" (the 2006 French-Romanian movie), noting its influence on "The Strangers" [44:01].
• Ed hates home invasion movies because of genuine discomfort:
  • "I think home invasion movies are my least favorite type of horror." – Ed [44:29]
• They debate limit-testing with even more upsetting films like "Funny Games," "Hush," and "Devil's Rejects."

8. Zombie Classics, Romero, and Zombie Fatigue

[46:14 - 47:42]

• Jackie, "not a huge zombie person," revisits Romero's films ("Day of the Dead," "Dawn of the Dead," "Night of the Living Dead") and discovers richer narrative layers.
• The hosts summarize the development of the zombie genre and highlight "28 Days Later" as a prime modern example.

9. Modern Horror Boom: New Favorites & This Year's Standouts

[48:00 - 48:22]

• Consensus that 2025 has been an incredible year for horror:
  • "This year was a very special year for horror movies." – Henry [48:02]
• Shout-outs to recent favorites like "Bring Her Back," "Eddington," "Weapons," "VHS Halloween," and "28 Years Later."

10. Creep Show, Leslie Nielsen, and Anthology Horror

[48:40 - 49:41]

• Ed’s first time seeing "Creep Show" leads to new appreciation for Leslie Nielsen as a horror presence.
• Jackie identifies the iconic "roach" segment as the most memorable.

11. Horror Comedies: Repossessed, Army of Darkness, and Ghostbusters

[52:58 - 54:16]

• Praise for the joy of "Repossessed" (a Leslie Nielsen parody of "The Exorcist"); debate over what qualifies as a true horror comedy.
  • "To me, a true fantastic horror comedy is 50/50." – Henry [53:44]
• Agreement: "Ghostbusters" is the #1 horror comedy, "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil" is also a favorite.

12. Deep Dives: Kill List, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Lynne Ramsay

[54:17 - 55:28]

• Henry pushes Ed to watch "Kill List":
  • "He's going to love Kill Us." – Henry [54:24]
• Gushing over director Lynne Ramsay ("We Need To Talk About Kevin," "You Were Never Really Here"):
  • "She's only made horrific films." – Henry [55:21]

13. New Films, Dead Snow & Scandinavian Horror

[57:57 - 60:34]

• Discussion of "Dead Snow" as a pivotal Norwegian horror film referencing Hollywood tropes and featuring Nazi zombies ("Einsatzgruppen").
• Connections are drawn to "Sisu" and "Rare Exports," with praise for Eastern European and Scandinavian humor in horror.

14. More Movie Picks: Hammer Horror, Videodrome, Event Horizon, and More

[65:04 - 66:10]

• Ecstatic anticipation for watching "Event Horizon," Christopher Lee's "Horror of Dracula," Cronenberg's "Videodrome," and more.
• Ed laments package theft interfering with his horror Blu-ray collecting:
  • "I think someone stole my package. You believe that?" – Ed [65:34]

15. Wrapping Up: Black Phone 2, Freddy Krueger, and Queer Coded Horror

[66:15 - 68:33]

• Jackie and Ed plan to see "Black Phone 2," debate the merits of the original and its supernatural twists.
• The origins of Freddy Krueger and how he remains Jackie's favorite slasher due to his terrifying backstory.
• Upcoming watches: "Night Breed" (Clive Barker, queer coded, featuring David Cronenberg), "Near Dark," and the taxonomy of vampire greatness.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On podcasting as a horror trope:
  "The only movie that features podcasters that I… took vaguely offense to...was Tusk. That was the first one that said podcasters are obnoxious." – Henry [33:08]

• On home invasion movies:
  "I just get really upset." – Ed [44:33]

• On classic horror's lasting legacy:
  "Everything’s ripped off. Of course… But also, you… it shows me… what the education and music and film does, which is: fills the artist with reference points." – Henry [41:52]

• On separating art from artist:
  "When you’re so hungry, it’s like the choices you make separate the art from the artist. And so this guy, couldn’t happen to a nicer guy, Ian Watkins." – Henry [14:02]

• On horror comedies:
  "To me, a true fantastic horror comedy is 50/50." – Henry [53:44]
  "Ghostbusters is the number one of all." – Henry [54:03]

• On seeing Creep Show for the first time:
  "I loved it. Loved it. It was so good... Do you recognize the little boy at the beginning? – It’s Joe Hill." – Ed & Henry [48:59]

• On Tom Atkins' enduring allure:
  "He just knows it happens. He knows women want to [sleep with] him, and he supplies that d---." – Henry [63:41]

• On the craft of Hitchcock:
  "He also changed pop culture and he changed the way. There’s a sequence in this movie that is the one of the most ornate, beautifully shot, like chase sequences..." – Henry, on "Frenzy" [41:31]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 04:58 – British food influencer "Big John" deported for visa shenanigans.
• 07:19 – Ian Watkins (Lostprophets) true crime rundown and murder in prison.
• 17:05 – Ed’s Halloween costume conundrum (Michael Jackson, blackface debate).
• 25:38 – "Stir of Echoes" discussion kicks off the horror movie talk.
• 30:58 – Home invasion movies and how they hit too close to home.
• 41:52 – The influence of classic directors (Hitchcock, Kurosawa) on modern cinema.
• 48:40 – Ed experiences "Creep Show" for the first time; Leslie Nielsen’s horror chops.
• 53:44 – Debating what makes a true horror comedy.
• 57:57 – "Dead Snow" and Scandinavian horror highlighted.
• 62:03 – "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch" in the 31 for 31 lineup.
• 65:04 – Upcoming watches: "Event Horizon," "Videodrome," "Horror of Dracula."
• 66:15 – Anticipating "Black Phone 2," love for the Freddy Krueger mythos.

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Conclusion & Last Words

The episode closes with plugs for Jackie’s and Ed’s projects, reflections on horror fandom, and upcoming LPN live events. In true Last Podcast style, the episode is a blend of macabre humor, sincere movie fandom, and breezy banter, making it a must-listen (or read!) for horror buffs and fans of the show.

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For listeners who want to vibe with the irreverent, the insightful, and the just plain weird side of the horror community, this episode delivers it all—plus a dozen horror movie recommendations to keep you up all October.

Transcript

[Henry Zabrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

This is the last on the left side stories.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Jackie, you need to take it to heart that being Polish means you're not white. I learned that from the Himler series.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Is this why you brought me on today?

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Okay. Yeah. To tell you that you're not white. Racial. You're out, Jackie.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I'm out.

[Ed Larson]

You're out? Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Just of the white club. Of the white club.

[Ed Larson]

I'm. I'm also Polish, but I get to stay in.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, why?

[Ed Larson]

Because I'm a man.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's the main issue.

[Ed Larson]

So.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

So I'm the one that's out. But Henry is still in.

[Ed Larson]

I'm unfortunately. Yeah, he's a man. Okay. All right. Both.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I can claim white, and you're like Jamie Lee Curtis. Yes. I can claim white and person of color. That color being pink.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh. But I mean, I feel like I look a little roasted myself. I'm fairly pink.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You're a normalized Italian American.

[Announcer]

Whoa.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Capiche?

[Ed Larson]

Cappy.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And we took that away from you.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I thought that they were also not white.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, we gave it to the indigenous.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, because of Indigenous Peoples Day.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Columbus Day was the day that made Italian people not.

[Ed Larson]

I'm a blow up a spot real quick. All right, I was at. All right, okay. So I was in Madison, Wisconsin, on Indigenous Peoples Day. I performed the night before. It was a great night. Thank you for everyone who came out to comedy on stage.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Great plug.

[Ed Larson]

Okay. It's not a plug. The show's over. It was a. Thank you. Okay, great.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Thank you.

[Ed Larson]

Difference. Yeah. All right. I want to Ship back the rest of my merch. Didn't sell all of it. Big surprise, the smaller sizes. I go to the post. Smalls are left.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Smalls and medium are left.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I go to the post office. Closed. Indigenous Peoples Day.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Good.

[Ed Larson]

Interesting.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I'm good.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know, that's what I said.

[Ed Larson]

I'm like, you know what? I deserve it. I Google, where's a FedEx? On the other side of the Capitol building in Wisconsin. Beautiful Capitol building in Madison, Wisconsin.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Really gorgeous.

[Ed Larson]

It was actually way. It was way better than it had any right to be. All right, so I'm walking around the Capitol in Wisconsin. Madison, Wisconsin. Indigenous People's Day. There's people working on the lawn.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Unbelievable.

[Ed Larson]

You believe that they weren't white? No.

[Henry Zabrowski]

See, I would have put out all the whites, but not me.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I would have a day off. I wish you had had this conversation with me a week ago, and then I would have taken the day.

[Ed Larson]

But you believe that the governor, of course, of Wisconsin. Whoever you are. I don't care to learn your name, you piece of shit. Wow. You having the maintenance workers work on Indigenous People's Day?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Probably not the governor's.

[Ed Larson]

I should have took it a picture and blown that. It's his building or hers. Well, thank you. Thank you.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I'm just glad that we began today's.

[Ed Larson]

Episode for you, you cheese fuck.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I'm glad that we began today's episode with a threat to the governor of Wisconsin.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

That beautiful building. They don't deserve to have a building.

[Henry Zabrowski]

To side stories. My name is Hen Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Tony Evers. Unfortunately, you're on watch.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Is that his name? Yep.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah. Oh, look at that. He looks like someone.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

He's probably in there jerking off, watching him work.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, absolutely. Tony Evers.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, give me another curd.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Really in the weeds here now, and we're sitting here with.

[Ed Larson]

I ain't taking no.

[Henry Zabrowski]

My darling sister, Jackie Zabrowski.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

BOC Jackie Zabrowski. Can I start calling myself that because of what you said?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yes. I'm a bitch of color. Thank you. Thank you.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I would say of a certain color.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

All right.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Specific color. So you're a boss.

[Ed Larson]

How is our buddy Bosch?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, we. For those of you that don't know, Big John is a man that we brought up on the stream. If you want to find out who Big John is, go and see our replays at LPN TV over at the YouTube.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

And I've been hearing you pretend to be this man for many minutes, and it Sounds like you need to get into him.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But, Bosch, Mr. Big John decided that he's. He's a food. British food influencer, which means that all of the food that he influences is dis. Yuck.

[Ed Larson]

Bang. Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. But he got detained in a Perth airport after he declared that he was going to do a series of meet and greets throughout the cities of Australia without obtaining a proper work visa.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

John has huge Chinese.

[Ed Larson]

He's got big ideas.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's got big ideas. But some of those big ideas require paperwork. Big John. Whatever, Cockney idiot. You listen to that? Told you that. Meet and grease.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, you just go and have a good time, shake some hands. What's wrong with that?

[Henry Zabrowski]

And it's literally somebody told you that it was a gray area. And it was not a gray area. So Big John unfortunately was deported from Perth this morning.

[Ed Larson]

But gray areas between his taint and his balls, dude.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He hopes it's great.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Is that where he keeps his huge Chinese? I'm just so curious as what it means by Big John. John has huge Chinese.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Look at his belly. It going into his belly.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

He's Big John. But what is huge Chinese?

[Henry Zabrowski]

With the uk, you have to remember they leave certain articles out, right? Like they say go. They go.

[Ed Larson]

Hospital.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They go to hospital.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Right. So in there, when they say having a big Chinese, that's like a big Chinese meal. He's having an Asian meal. He's having a big Chinese.

[Ed Larson]

Okay. But the thing with Big John is that he is very pro immigrant.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He pro.

[Ed Larson]

He's very. And he goes very outspoken. But then now he's detained in an immigration. Attention to that.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

We've gotta go save him.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, he's fine.

[Ed Larson]

He's the girth and birth.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Big John literally needed to learn this lesson. He learned this.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Learning absolutely nothing from this.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yes. Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You think so?

[Ed Larson]

Oh, it's his birthday.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, you need the proper immigration paperwork even on birthday. That's how it works. And that's just unfortunate. And he's learned that is the true. That's the journey of the immigrant.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And he learned right there of what.

[Ed Larson]

You got to do. There's another British celebrity in the news. Right?

[Henry Zabrowski]

There is. And oh, my Lord, I'm so glad that Jackie is here for this episode.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Been waiting for a platform to be able to talk about this. And thank you guys so much for giving it, because people want to know what I think about Ian Watkins.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know, for those of you that don't know, lead singer of everybody's favorite band, Lost Profits, Ian Watkins, apparently also Convicted pedophile and sexual offender found profit. He is.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

They found him very guilty.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He is finally fucking dead. For those of you that don't know, go look it up. It's really horrible.

[Ed Larson]

I know nothing about this. Really.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I want to go. I know.

[Ed Larson]

Is he fucked a baby, right?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Well, I've been sitting here reading about it, Eddie, and it turns out it wasn't fun for a lot of people. Except for him.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He tried to fuck a baby. Baby. Which is actually honestly one of the things that's so hard because babies, they just lie there. Now, there's other things that he does.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

He.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He did try. He did had sex with children. Multiple children. There were people.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Multiple children.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He made bestiality videos. He made a.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Children's fans.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But Jackie. But all stuff that they should have been focusing on the music. Because when I think about the music, I feel like that's where everything suffered.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. You know, I never even heard of their band.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's. Oh, let's throw up a track.

[Ed Larson]

I don't think we can.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I think I can play it for you. I may have to take it out of the episode. Snippet. I can give you a little snippet. Can we do a thing, Rob, where you throw up a sample of lost profits and then we're gonna put something in its place? For sure. Yeah, I can make that happen.

[Ed Larson]

Is that what he just said? And you said it back to us. God, it's always the worst music.

[Henry Zabrowski]

God, I get you. Oh, man.

[Ed Larson]

All right, that's enough. I get it. Is that him?

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's him.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, I remember this.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Goo Goo Gaga. I want a piece of that lead.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Singer, you know, you remember this. We were both of this whiny.

[Ed Larson]

Oh my God. I can't right now with this.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Okay.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

People are gonna be angry like that.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's them.

[Ed Larson]

That's them. Yep.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, yes, man.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, you were a Lost Prophet Rabbits fan.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Of course she was. I mean, I knew that song.

[Henry Zabrowski]

A lot of people like that song.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Really?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, it was very popular song.

[Ed Larson]

People liked it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Last Train Home was very popular. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Yep.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And it was the last train he took to the prison cell. He had 13 different crimes he was convicted of, including attempting attempted rape of a minor, an 11 month old boy, conspiracy to rape, as well as possession of child pornography, of which 24 of the 90 images were considered to be level five. Which is, you know, this is that house and misses that house. And it comes straight after you. Yeah. They say that's the most vile category of all because that's Called when you don't give them. God, it's called when you don't give them a reach around, man.

[Ed Larson]

You know what I got to say. Who? Poor cops. I think about this every time. It's just like, all right, here's a series of videos. Level them.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I mean, that's. They're all arguing about it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Like, you know, that that's actually a legit thing within, especially, like the FBI. We talk about this like, you know, I'll just lay. I'll lay this out right now. When I was going to write this, the series that Natalie and I wrote, Trollville, Yeah. That featured me as a person living in their basement and was all right before the first Trump election. And we. Everyone wanted to know who's electing Trump. And we were. That was like a video that we. We put together this story of a man that was a troll on the Internet that was then challenged by being thrust into real life.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And I realized with the second season, what I'd always wanted to be was to be one of these guys, which is that Toby, my character, would. Of the human eyes on content that needed to be pulled off of social media networks, because that's what they have to do. It's like, so they have. They're working on AI and computer programs to watch this shit on its own. Right. But the problem is they need human checkers to double the work, of course. So you have these people, so it doesn't even matter.

[Ed Larson]

There's no reason to have AI watch trial pornography.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I mean, unless we're trying to teach them how to make great stuff. And so Watkins, he was jailed in 2013. He admitted a string of horrific sex offenses, including the attempted rape of a fan's baby. A trial judge later said that the charges against Watkins plumbed new depths of depravity. And he was jealous. And apparently he said that that was.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

The problem is that the password, password.

[Henry Zabrowski]

On the encrypted files to his computer was I fuck, which is honestly dz, period.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

But isn't it usually, like, what they check first is like that kind of stuff, Like, I fuck children. Fucking children is good.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It actually takes a quite a bit for someone to flag your statements on the Internet. They have to build up a case against you.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I meant after he was already going through it. I feel like that's, you know, you probably should have covered your tracks a little bit better.

[Ed Larson]

So, Henry, did you change all your passwords?

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Also, I pulled that application out for my vanity license plate because I thought mine was extreme, extremely unique. He was arrested in September 2012 after police executed a drug search warrant at his home in Pontipid and seized a large number of computers, mobile phones and storage devices. Now we know that he was on protective lockup in jail. So he was in Britain. In Britain. He was like, it's this. What was this place? It was called, like, the. I forgot the name of the prison that he was in that has, like, a funny name. It's called, like, Monster Mansion or whatever. And it's all these extreme criminals and in the uk, and he's one of them. And he has been under extreme protective custody, walking everywhere, has had no, like, time to his own. He's always on a suicide watch. He was actually held at knife point in 2023 already.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

So he was already. David went to go for him.

[Ed Larson]

So this time, what is that popular?

[Henry Zabrowski]

They are gutted. They were very much so gutted for him. So the guys got him and so they stabbed him to death.

[Ed Larson]

How many times?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Many, many, many, many, many, many times. Rashid Get El and Samuel Dodsworth were arrested on suspicion of murder and were taken into police custody. And they are very happy about it. Yeah, his throat was slit.

[Ed Larson]

I imagine those guys are going to be getting very, like, extra food for the rest of their meals in prison.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You know, it's just one of those where people are like, an eye for.

[Ed Larson]

An eye makes the hoe.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

But it's like, nah, man.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. You know who said that? Gandhi.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

You know what he did?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, well, you could say Gandhi kids. It's more like he married his cousin. And it's just different when you think about all the others.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

When you're so hungry. It's like the choices you make separate.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The art from the artist. And so this guy couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Ian Watkins.

[Ed Larson]

Got him. That's a big old.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Got him. Bye. I hope he got to put in one last prayer so he could go to heaven with Charlie Kirk and Jimmy Savile. Well, they won't.

[Ed Larson]

He won't be able to get to heaven.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Why not?

[Ed Larson]

He's lost.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Zabrowski]

If he says, I'm sorry, right before. They do believe in certain Christian ideologies largely also in the Catholics and the idea that no matter what you do in this life, you go to purgatory.

[Ed Larson]

Do you know the Protestants hate. That's why they hate the Catholics, because they say you can't trust them. You can't trust them because they could just commit a crime and then. And then confess their sins and be forgiven. You can't trust them.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, of course. Yeah. It's called we eat the flesh of our fucking flayed savior.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, you know, it's half my family. Yeah, and your family.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Well, yeah, you didn't say I trusted my family.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We will eventually do some run up of Ian Watkins, but because I don't want to go through all of the.

[Ed Larson]

Details, talk about him ever again, I feel like this is fine and all he deserves.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I actually. I kind of want to do a series of things. I wanted to do a series of things.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Another. I want more details, guys.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know what I call this type of murderer? This type of person's criminal? A Cake pop.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, they were ready to take him.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Because once he popped, his fun didn't stop.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's Pringles.

[Ed Larson]

I've been listening to Cake Pop. It's delicious.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes, it's more of something tiny stuck on something very long and thin. Well, let's get to some movie talk. Yeah, this is a.

[Ed Larson]

Hell, yeah. I love it. Like, this is all gonna happen and then like, we're gonna put this episode out and we were like, I can't believe Jackie was there.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's my favorite.

[Ed Larson]

With that, we'll take no shit. Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's all gonna be, you know, it's all going to be the people paid stuff. It's going to be real upset.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Say anything bad.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I know, but guess it doesn't matter.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah. Next to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I did say that, you know, I'm fine with what happened to him. You know, you don't want to wish evil on a person, but it's not evil.

[Ed Larson]

It's, you know, getting stabbed.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I think you're both terrible people.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Have them again.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I think every life is sacred. Which is why every time I even masturbate, I save it because I know each time I look at it because I can't bear.

[Ed Larson]

So it goes back in you.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's a circle of luck.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Where do you give it to Natalie? Do you, like, offer it?

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, I go and I say, good night, Theodore. Good night, Elizabeth.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, I thought they were chipmunks.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Good night, Brian. Good night, Samuel. Good night, Rodrigo.

[Ed Larson]

Like Samuel L. Jackson.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. Good night, Jefferson Robotnik. And then I let him out into the. Into the ocean of the toilet.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Stuck on your hands.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Gotta use cold water.

[Ed Larson]

I need costume suggestions also, by the way, from the people. If you could send me some costume suggestions. Henry's got a good costume cooked up for the Humboldt show.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, dude, I do.

[Ed Larson]

And I. I don't have Anything yet. I could just wear my Annabelle, but that's like, you know, old hat at this.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Easy. Yeah, that's too easy.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. I'm already Annabelle all the time.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Let me pitch what Edd already pitched.

[Ed Larson]

Okay. Michael Jackson, what do you think?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I mean, I think that you should. I. I think it's a wonderful idea if you can find that red jacket in your size.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, we found it.

[Ed Larson]

Wow.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I mean, that's. That's most of the costume.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Halloween costumes, dot com.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. They got everything over there, apparently. Yeah. I had no idea.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We have friends there.

[Ed Larson]

Look at this guy. Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, my God. Think about. Think about Ed Larson.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, honestly, that all the time.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Plus size Michael Jackson.

[Ed Larson]

Does it come with the shoes? So I have to get shoes?

[Henry Zabrowski]

I don't know. Yeah, just jacket and pants, man. No. Yeah. No shoes. Yeah, you got the shoes on right now.

[Ed Larson]

Could I do Thriller paint?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Sure. You mean like, like, like a type of like a brown texture?

[Ed Larson]

The men's plus size Mao Jackson thriller costume is that. And this comes with the jacket and the pants. And here is a 360.

[Henry Zabrowski]

All right. Bend it over for me.

[Ed Larson]

Show it. And for reference, I am a 6 foot male.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Size 2 XL. And a few things that I have that I love about the costume is the breathable fabric, especially throughout the night when you're dancing. And also the attention, the extra details in the jacket. All right, I'm buying it.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

And I have never been sold something so quickly before. You know how you have to get that?

[Henry Zabrowski]

This is where the side stories debate comes down to it. Is it blackface? If the guy is a predator, you're.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Not gonna put blackface on.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He was white at the end.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You might have to put a fake nose on. You should try.

[Ed Larson]

That's a good idea. Well, not when he was in the Thriller jacket. The Thriller jacket didn't have a fake.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, that's the problem. Can you dress up as black Michael Jackson? This is when he was half black.

[Ed Larson]

No, I think it's fine. I'm not going to paint myself.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Side stories lp. OT elegy.

[Ed Larson]

I think it's fine. It's a jacket and pants.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We're giving him Vertiglio spots.

[Ed Larson]

What do you think? What do you.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I don't care what anybody says.

[Ed Larson]

Look at that. Look at that. Look how happy he is.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Have you on. Who's the bitch to decide if it is too bitchy to be.

[Ed Larson]

I love that.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's a really good idea. I'd love to hear your audience. I want to hear what your audience says.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah, come on. We're trying to do more. We're trying to bring in more live callers.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, well, I gotta buy this thing, like, today to get it here.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah, you gotta get it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

There's a rush option.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Wow.

[Ed Larson]

I don't want rush. That's stupid.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah. He don't know Math Rock.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That was the thing.

[Ed Larson]

Because.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because I don't want to bust with my costumist. Because we. Because we could do a thing.

[Ed Larson]

Boston Henry bust by the heels separately.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They're pimp platform shoes. Whoa.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

They are not.

[Ed Larson]

Do they have 13? Do they come in 13?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Making Rob do all the work.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They're 50 bucks.

[Ed Larson]

50 bucks is a lot for a shitty joke. Well, I guess I can write it all off. Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Using it for a show.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

What are you talking about? You're gonna wear for a bunch of times. Your anniversary, Julie's birthday, Christmas. There's so many ways for Michael Jackson's Ed Larson's Thriller to fit in.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

But also those shoes you could wear if you ever wanted to be Peewee Herman, which I think you could also really pull off and. Tequila. Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Big Old Boy Herman.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Big Boy Herman, Please. Oh, my. Because that's the kind of makeup you could do.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, maybe I should just do Big old Herman. Wait.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hey, let's think about it now. We can't.

[Ed Larson]

Is it just Herman?

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's just Herman.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

But it's called.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's just Herman. Yeah, well, we'll see, won't we? We're gonna find out. You're gonna see. If you come over to Humble, so you go to Last Pod Guest and Left, and you buy those tickets to see us live at the Metel Community Center, October 24th.

[Ed Larson]

That's right. Oh, man, I gotta say, I am so excited for that. And you ever see the horror movie about Michael Jackson leaving Neverland? I'm trying to segue.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

You know who I felt bad for? Who? Finding Neverland. What a good movie.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

It was a great movie, but I always confused it with Leaving Neverland.

[Ed Larson]

I feel like it's gotten a bad rap.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You don't want to find that. Neverland.

[Ed Larson]

No.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know, honestly, it sounds like for the first couple weeks, Neverland was kind of fun. Yeah, at first, but then you got.

[Ed Larson]

To do, you know, the construction guys. Do you think they have a clean conscience?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

No.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, I think they're. They're mostly just, like, very similar to our mother's opinion, which was the idea that at least what she said was that no one. Oh. And I got enlisted. No one took me to an amusement park. So I could see a little bit of the.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

That is what she. Wasn't that exactly what she said? Literally, Michael Jackson.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I remember Be like. Because I wanted to know. I remember no one ever took me to an amusement park. Yeah. Yeah. It was. Because it's true. It's like they are. I mean, it's a beautiful. I believe someone bought it.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I won't think like John Mayer.

[Ed Larson]

No, it's empty. I think. Let's find out for sure. But I'm pretty sure it's empty.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's John Mayer. I cut. Or is John Mayer too busy trying to have sex with influencers? John Mayer. Why does he always hit up like comedy influencers to have sex with?

[Ed Larson]

What are you talking.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Because of his fingers? Because he's got a beautiful soul or whatever.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He just.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

He.

[Henry Zabrowski]

There's. That there's some new influencer that he's always with. Some new influencer. Him and BJ Novak, they find. They research. But then it's all.

[Ed Larson]

It's not that needs to hit people up. I think they come.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah, I think they're coming at him.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Dude, it's all over the. The gossip rags, dude.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

It's all fingers for it. I think everybody, you know, everybody is just. They get into how he said.

[Ed Larson]

What did he say?

[Henry Zabrowski]

He is hitting her up. Not in a nasty way.

[Ed Larson]

Slide into her dm.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Then that's fine. Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I'm not saying. I'm just saying it Just find it.

[Ed Larson]

Interesting that he's married.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's going for all the younger lady.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

They're of age and they're consenting. And in this day and age. I'll take it.

[Ed Larson]

It Bubbles is still alive.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, she's 30.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, I'm not saying it's young. I don't care about the young thing.

[Ed Larson]

She's 30.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I don't care about that. I'm saying that it's just more. It's interesting that that's what he's using. That's what he does.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

It's better than him being on Tinder. I guess he's John Mayer.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He could be on Raya.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah, but even that, I. I've seen what happens on Raya and it's really not what you're looking for. Although I did see one of the guys from Jersey Shore on their Pauly D. And. But he's not one. Or maybe it was Vinnie. Either way, not the kind of politics anybody I know is going after.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But I think if you're having sex with Vinny from there, you're not there to talk debate topics. I think you're there to get your cannoli fucking jammed holes.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I I unfortunately don't know if that's what he's known for. I think it's more eating a little bit of keto spaghetti.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hey, she's a good guy. She's a good guy.

[Ed Larson]

All right. So Bubbles is safe?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Bubbles is in Florida center for great apes. He is too. He's older than both of you.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Bubbles is doing better than any one of Michael Jackson's other victims.

[Ed Larson]

Apparently. Bubbles. If you go see Bubbles, he will spit water and throw sand at you.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Michael Jackson.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I. Wow. He's born in 1983.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, he said what month?

[Ed Larson]

Doesn't say.

[Henry Zabrowski]

What's his sign?

[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Zabrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Zabrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

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[Ed Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Do we want to talk any movies?

[Ed Larson]

I mean, sure. That's why we're here.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Have we seen anything that's good?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I will throw it out there.

[Ed Larson]

I saw a couple good ones this time.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I and I was trying to watch a couple off of yalls 31 for 31. And I remember specifically I was obsessed with the movie Stir of Echoes when it came out and I couldn't believe that it was on yalls list. Who chose Stir of Echoes? I rewatched it. It is. It's pretty good. It's terrifying for a thriller like the Kevin Bacon. I just remember watching it over. But it's like, why did we watch it so many times? Did you watch it? It was just always on, right?

[Henry Zabrowski]

It was just always on cable. It was one of those days.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Catherine Herb Urbinator's Rise Up. You know, I love her from what About Bob and I love her and Stir of Echoes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Is there. Is there literally. Is there a series of Urbinators?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

No, I.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Who is she?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Katherine Herb, I would say.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Is that Catherine Herb?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

No, that's not Catherine Herb.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The what?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

The daughter from what about Bob?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. I don't remember what she looks like. Really?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Urbinators.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Her Urbinators, Herb? Yes.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

No, nobody ever thinks about her or thinks about her.

[Ed Larson]

Well, I think about Julie Haggerty was great.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. Law and Order ladies.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, cool. No, she either.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's funny because I only recognize her from what About Bob?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah, of course. As a child, just like in Weapons. I was so excited because the scary woman was the girlfriend in Uncle Buck. And I got so excited. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God, that's awesome. That's really cool.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well. And that's what happens when you suck John Candy's dick. You turn into a witch.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Well, you know. And also, you got Sierra for your pancakes afterwards.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, I know. Honestly, I am pretty. I am emotionally afraid to see the John Candy documentary.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I don't know if I can do it.

[Ed Larson]

Do you know that you find out that his mom really was a caribou?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Did you watch it yet?

[Ed Larson]

No.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I don't know if I. I don't know if I can do it.

[Ed Larson]

Of course I'm gonna watch it. I can't wait to cry.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I'm going to watch it. But it's gonna be. I. I think it's. I think it's gonna be too much.

[Ed Larson]

I've already experienced all the John Candy trauma that I could take, so I'm fine watching it.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Why?

[Henry Zabrowski]

What happened to you?

[Ed Larson]

When he died, my. I was in the middle of a rec game. My mom came up to me at halftime. She's like, eddie, I have to tell you that John Candy died.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, my God.

[Ed Larson]

In the middle and half.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Middle of the game.

[Ed Larson]

I was like, are you kidding me now?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, also, Colin Hanks directed it. Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. Colin Hanks, who arguably is the most mediocre. I love Colin Hanks. He is by far the most mediocre Nepo baby. But he is doing a good Job. He's extremely mediocre.

[Ed Larson]

He's done some great shit.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Like what?

[Ed Larson]

Like directed and all that stuff.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's dop. Exact. What?

[Ed Larson]

The Orange County. He was great.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You think that Orange County's enough?

[Ed Larson]

Orange County? No, I don't think it's enough. I think he's done lots of stuff. Amanda. Brothers.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's fine in Abandoned Brothers.

[Ed Larson]

Good.

[Henry Zabrowski]

In Fargo. He's fine in Fargo.

[Ed Larson]

I never watched Fargo.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's fine. I liked Fargo. I actually did watch a bunch of Fergo.

[Ed Larson]

Oh yeah, you actually watch television?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, that one I watched. Look at that.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, but.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But he's fine. He's just. Yeah, he's just whatever. But he's did the John Candy thing because he got that he has the ins. He's the only one. But he's the only one that could talk to.

[Ed Larson]

Because I guess he's Tom Hanks's son. He understands like. Like being the child of a fucking icon.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

And it's also supposed to be very good. It's getting very good reviews.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, it's about John Candy. Of course it's going to be good there. I think it's. Fuck. It's like shooting fish in a goddamn barrel. What are we going to do here? Is it going to. If he's going to make. It is going to suck. He's going to make this. Like think about John Candy's is going to suck. No, it's not. It's John Candy. It's people talking about John Candy. You could just let the camera run.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You got to do anything. But I will say if you're talking about mediocre people, I annoyed that Ryan Reynolds is one of the producers of this and he's going out and.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I know, but he's claiming John Candy.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

So fucking annoying.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I'm so blaming him.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I'm done. But it's fun.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But I also. I am glad that they brought this to the world. I don't need his stupid little glasses. But also, thank you to Mint Mobile for all the money.

[Ed Larson]

Oh my God. Did you know the other documentary that Colin Hanks made that I'm scared to watch?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

What?

[Ed Larson]

The Eagles of Death met. They were the band at the Bata Clan when it got shot up in Paris. Oh, interesting. I wonder what that documentary is like. If they. If the. If that whole documentary. I didn't even know this existed. If they don't mention the shooting and they just do it as like a. It's like a puff piece on the band. That would be incredible.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I legitimately could see Colin Hanks doing something like that?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, yeah. Before, during, and after the terrorist event. Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That'll be interesting. Yeah. We should talk. Like, honestly, we should cover that. That good for Colin Hanks?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I think he's cool.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's fine. He's doing better than just, you know, he's doing fine.

[Ed Larson]

But anyway, we're supposed to be talking about Stir.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

St what I like about Sir Echo.

[Ed Larson]

I like how we're all more scared of the John Candy documentary than any movie.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Any movie.

[Ed Larson]

Went for 31.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

He is. I'm terrified of it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But I. The watching skirt Stir of Echoes made me realize, thankfully, he's not Ethan Hawk, because we already black phone 2 on here. And then I also had Sinister on here. And then when I put Stir of Echoes on, at first, I was like. It was watching a. I was very afraid. I was like, oh, is this gonna be all. Ethan Hawke, the new king of horror. I love him.

[Ed Larson]

I love him out of nowhere.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But Kevin Bacon's really good. Kevin Bacon's very, very.

[Ed Larson]

He's very good.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

And actually, I saw Sinister not that long ago, and I remember. I think. I think came out in, like, 2012. It was like, the best horror movie of 2012. And I was like, man, did 2012 suck that bad?

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know, I now, like, like it. I'm with it better. I like it better now on this last re watching.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Really.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because you know what? It was every once in a while, like, I'll take a. A step back because I'd seen Sinister a bunch. Sinister's one of those movies like Natalie and I.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Tape is scary. I'll give it to that.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, the tape Sinister scared the out of me.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah, it's very scary.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But Natalie and I do a thing like when we're in hotels, it's like, you know, one of our favorite things is, like, if everyone's got their comfort watches and we like to put on whatever kind of horror movie that's either on or you can rent. And Sinister is one of those much like It Chapter two. Much like Doctor Sleep that is always available for rent in a hotel room for some reason. So we have seen Sinister so many times.

[Ed Larson]

Doctor Sleep's awesome.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I love Doctor So great. I love Doctor that's like an action movie. I would put it as, like.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

It's like a thriller.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Sci fi.

[Ed Larson]

Horror thriller.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. I love that. I love Dr. Dr. Just like. But Sinister like this. I was like. I try to sit and re. Watch it with, like, fresh eyes. We just talked to Scott Derrickson I was like, all right, let me relook at this.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And to be honest, what I liked about it at this point was that it was funny for 2012 to do a commentary about true crime authors.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because it was before all of the pop. And he was like. That was the whole angle. I, like, even kind of forgot about it, was that Ethan Hawke was this like. Like, true crime writer, and he was lying to his family.

[Ed Larson]

And so many movies and horror movies that are about a writer and about. It's just like, can you stop writing about yourself and get creative?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Ask Seth Rogan to do the same thing. But they win a lot of awards.

[Ed Larson]

That's why they do it. I mean, the studio was unbelievable.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hollywood likes things about itself.

[Ed Larson]

They always have.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They always have.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

The studio won a bunch. I mean, it was great.

[Ed Larson]

It won the most awards.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But they, like, specifically like stuff about themselves because they love to hear about themselves. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

So do I. Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I mean, I guess I'm done with some comedians.

[Ed Larson]

How did you feel about the. The first new Halloween movie with the podcasters?

[Henry Zabrowski]

I liked it.

[Ed Larson]

I actually liked it, too.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I was right. As soon as I saw it, I groaned, and then I was like. And then it grew on me immediately.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Pretty good.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The only movie that features podcasters that I really kind of took vaguely offense to, which is still very funny, is Tusk. That was the first one that came down.

[Ed Larson]

No, because Godzilla's pretty bad.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That was just bad. Tusk was the first one that said podcasters are obnoxious.

[Ed Larson]

Well, they are.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That was like, but they are. But it was the first one that said.

[Ed Larson]

But it also came from a podcast.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

The whole movie wouldn't exist without podcasts.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Exactly. So it was making fun of itself.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Jake, now are you guys. You brought up it. Chapter two. And I know you don't like shows, and I know that it's not.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I can't wait for. Welcome to Darius.

[Ed Larson]

You're gonna watch it. Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Welcome to Daring.

[Ed Larson]

Wait for people to tell me it's good before I watch it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I watch all Stephen King things. I saw that one show. What was the Shawshank Show. I saw. That was the one. The other characters. Castle Rock. I watched Castle Rock. It was fine. First, he's actually. Yeah, no, it's good. It's fine. I watch all Stephen King. Like, again, if I. Very few extended universes I choose. One of the extended universes. I choose is Stephen King Extended Universe. And that has been a thing that has now been slopped up for me.

[Ed Larson]

And I do in the burger King Extended Universe.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Did you see the Long Walk?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Long walk was wonderful.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Long walk was. I didn't know, like, I, I. I knew that half boy was in it, and that made me very excited.

[Ed Larson]

He was really killing this about the end of Forrest Gump. Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

When he's just slowing down, people just walking behind him and, like, make another shirt.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I was underwhelmed with. With Hoff Boyd Jr. In licorice pizza, but he changed my mind.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Boy killed a long walk.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But Hoff boy did a really good job on this.

[Ed Larson]

He.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I. Surprise. Truly surprised. And then in that movie, there was like. Like the first times I really saw flashes of his father in his face.

[Ed Larson]

Do you think he started doing heroin?

[Henry Zabrowski]

I hope. What do you think made his father great? Do it. Need it. You don't do it, Cooper.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You don't need it.

[Ed Larson]

Do it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Follow the dragon. No. Long Walk was awesome, man. It.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Stir of Echoes, by the way, we've not talked about it. We mentioned it four times.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Please. Sorry.

[Ed Larson]

Also spoilers. But, yeah, that movie is very upsetting. It's very. It's very brutal. Stir of Echoes. Yes, it was. I was very upset about how upsetting it was, and I hadn't seen it since high school, and I watched it in high school. Another. Another stupid story, but I was on acid with the worst person I knew, and it was the middle of the night, and then he was like, let's watch Stir of Echoes. And I was like, what? Stir of Echoes. He's like, it's very fun, funny.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, no.

[Ed Larson]

And then we put it on, and I was, like, out of my mind on acid, because this is 1990s acid, you know? So we're just like, we're flipping out. And I watch Stir of Echoes, and I still have the fingernails popping off her like it's embedded in my brain. I haven't even watched it yet in our. On our 31. For 31. I haven't been able to watch it since I was, like, 16. That's awesome. And I. It's, like, embedded in my horror brain.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Are you gonna eat a bunch of acid when you watch it this time?

[Ed Larson]

I'll eat mushrooms.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Okay. I mean, you should have. You want to see if it really affects you the same way.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I think he actually needs an anti acid.

[Ed Larson]

Do you? I take that every morning.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Thank you, Omeprazole, for all that you do for me. But yeah, Survec. I'm very excited. I want to make Julie watch it because she loves Kevin Bacon.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, she's going to. And he Looks so good, man. He looked good then. Looks even better now.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's a great actor. He's a great performer.

[Ed Larson]

Know what I love?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Mediocre musician Kevin.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, Kevin Bacon. Bacon Brothers. You know, what do you. What do you expect? They're Bruce Willis, the band.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

It's like going to see Keanu Reeves in concert. It's for the fucking novelty. Oh, I get was the Dog Star. But anyway, so like, didn't you see Dog Star?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah, well, no. And I saw. I saw the Hollywood Vampires. Johnny Depp fan that was with. It was like a.

[Ed Larson]

Was that the one where Joe Perry got taken off?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yes, that was the one where he had like the. The like an episode on stage while he was performing and they had to like take him off and they didn't say anything during the concert. We're all like, what happened to Joe Par. Like what happened to him? But I. And then he. I went right into the hospital. So they didn't stop the show.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, you just gotta.

[Ed Larson]

Joe Perry or Steve Perry.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Steve Perry's from Journey. Joe Perry's from Aerosmith.

[Ed Larson]

Got it. It was Joe Perry. But anyway, Stir that Goes and Alice.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Cooper, by the way. I mean it was quite, quite a super band.

[Ed Larson]

Oh yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, they were a bit lazy and it's fine. Johnny Depp was my favorite because it was like there he would just stroll out with a guitar and just strum it once.

[Ed Larson]

Stir of Echoes.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

People throw in their underpants. Yeah, he's just hanging the underpants off of his guitars. Oh yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know what I watched that blew me away. That I couldn't believe was as intense as it was was Frenzy.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, you watched it?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

I haven't seen it yet.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I have never seen Alfred Hitchcock's Frenzy.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Me neither.

[Ed Larson]

It's one of the few Alfred Hitchcock I haven't seen.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I've never seen it.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

So like. Like set the stage. Why is this so great?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, it's.

[Ed Larson]

Don't spoil too much.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's a serial killer thriller and it is straight up a slasher. It has. Has probably one of the most intense rape murder scenes I've seen since A Death Wish. Where it is especially for a movie set in 1972.

[Announcer]

It is.

[Ed Larson]

They did it a lot back then. There was lots of rape and murder scenes in 70s.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, you know what it was too is this. This lead actor managed to. It's about a. A guy called the Necktie Killer.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And it's about going after the. It sets up a red herring like guy and then you follow the real guy that's the necktie killer. And it's very Hitchcock. It's very, very Hitcock Hitchcock. It's very brutal. And there's one. The scene in it where the only way to really describe it, it's the classiest expression I've ever seen of a man coming his own pants. Really. There is a moment in this movie, like there's a moment in this movie movie that it's the best acted man coming in his pants sequence that I've ever seen. Like, it's so. Because you don't even realize what makes it so good. It's just, you know what it is is that like now when we do coming in pants, right. Like in these days, see, the guy did it in such a subtle evil. Like it was the most evil coming of pants that I've ever, ever seen.

[Ed Larson]

I can't wait to watch it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's so good in it. The guy's so definitely alone.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But the movie really, it just reminds me of that. It was like. It's the only Hitchcock movie with open blood and nudity. So it's a lot of like he modernizes the movie. Okay. It's. Apparently it was after a long string of kind of like flops for him. So when he had made a couple of these movies. Because I also didn't really appreciate until I was researching it. This might be saying a lot. Obviously correct me, because I don't quite know, but correct. It does seem like he was almost like the Tarantino of his day where. Oh yeah, Hitchcock was such an exciting but also exploitive filmmaker and that this seemed to be return to form for him.

[Ed Larson]

You know, Hitchcock, the. What I always go back to, it's. They asked what makes his movie so scary and he said three words. Torture the women. Because he's like. Once you like make the women like uncomfortable in the movie, that's honestly what starts scaring people.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And.

[Ed Larson]

Because if you're just killing dudes, no one cares.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Nobody cares. He also changed pop culture and he changed the way. There's a sequence in this movie that is the one of the most ornate, beautifully shot, like chase sequences. You just also forget. I will say when you watch it, the pace is not what one is used to. This is the goodbye Babs shot. Very famous shot, apparently that I didn't know that he. Because after he does the first, he's very smart and scary.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Scary.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because what he does is he plays the first kill in full detail and then as they subsequently go, he then, you know what happens. Oh, so then he hides it in A really artistic way. He's just. Obviously, he's a master filmmaker. And you watch it, it was like, oh, this is what slasher movies like can be.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. No, I mean, Hitchcock's the dude. Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Even Psycho has its flaws. I think that Frenzy has just got. I mean, it's got its pacing issues, but that's just because it's a film from 1972.

[Ed Larson]

He started it. It's the first of. He did the.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Everything.

[Ed Larson]

You know, he did like the first spy movies. He did the first of everything.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We created like that. That idea of that big tent pole, like crime movie, like, you know, north by Northwest.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That created so much stuff. Like, it is interesting to see that, like, there's certain things where it's. Especially now that I'm in full Criterion hold.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

All I'm doing is watching Criterion movies and you start to realize everything's ripped off. Of course we. And everything's been done everything so many different ways. And it's just. But also, also you. Then it shows me to the other side of what the education and music and film does, which is. Fills the artist with reference points. And that's kind of the thing, is that sometimes guys make stuff up originally, but then the rest of us. The rest of us are going to go running with it. But then you look at somebody like Kiwasawa, a lot of those, like older Asian movies that you see, a lot of it. Christopher Nolan stole. Of course. Nolan drank their milkshake. You know me.

[Ed Larson]

Like, they all did. They learned from them. They steal.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, exactly. No. Great artists steal.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's why they say that.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, Hitchcock totally influenced Spielberg. It's all over the place. I mean, the most famous shot from Jaws is the Vertigo shot.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's awesome.

[Ed Larson]

And then Jaws is like kind of like the birds in a way, you know, so it's like it's very much taken. Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's just, it's. I find it fascinating that it all takes one portly man.

[Ed Larson]

Now terrorize all. John Finn Finch, the lead in Frenzy. You know what else he was the lead in that old school Macbeth from the seventies. He was Macbeth. The one with that crazy fight scene at the end. That's one of the best fight scenes I think I've ever seen at the end of that old Macbeth.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, yeah. He's a great old school character actor. John Fish.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's great, man. I love that, man.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Speaking of movies that I guess people took from. Eventually I finally saw them.

[Announcer]

Them.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

The. The movie. Henry movie? No, them is a French Romanian horror movie that Henry has been telling me to watch for like two years.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

And it was ever since he watched it that it is essentially about a home invasion movie. It's a French horror film that I couldn't find anywhere.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The Strangers is loosely based on.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

So that's what I was saying that it was like. Strangers came out in 2008. This one came out in 2000. This one. It is an hour and ten minutes long.

[Ed Larson]

Love it. So Strangers should have been that long.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Exactly. This is exactly what I'm saying is that they took so many and like, I like the Strangers. But then you watch them and it is a very similar and very succinctly made movie that is just in and out, very upsetting and just leaves you wanting more, I guess. And it is, you know, of course, loosely based on a real story and not a story I want to be living.

[Ed Larson]

I think home invasion movies are my least favorite type of horror.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Really?

[Ed Larson]

Cuz they upset me so much. Oh, okay. I was about to like, actually like, I don't think that they're bad as much as I just get really upset.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Very.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Dude, you want to never watch Hush. You know what? You should.

[Ed Larson]

I saw Hush.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hush is great when she.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh my God.

[Ed Larson]

Look just like Amber.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, yes. Yeah, scarily so.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know what? You should watch for your own own limit testing.

[Ed Larson]

I don't think I need to test limits. I'm fine.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Maybe next year I'll make them do this. Maybe I'll make a limit testing 1. Make him see funny games because I don't know. Yeah, the Michael Hanicky funny game. I think I saw the new one and it's like. It's.

[Ed Larson]

It is on their heads or something, right?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

It's. There's something about the.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, yeah, they got back there.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I saw the new one.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The new one is nowhere near. I feel like I. I've never seen.

[Ed Larson]

Didn't he make the movie? Tw. Isn't that the cool thing about it?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I haven't seen the original in so long that I don't even remember it. But it's like the worst of the. The. The worst of the intensities of the home invasion films.

[Ed Larson]

You know what? The most. Still to this day, the most intense, like, home invasion like scene, even though it was a hotel room. Devil's Rejects. Oh, the beginning of Devil's Rejects. It's so upsetting.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh yeah.

[Ed Larson]

It's so hated so much. Oh my God. What a aggravating scene. Couldn't handle it, man.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And the sheriff in that movie was in the. Tom Savini Night of the Living Dead.

[Ed Larson]

And so was Bill Mosley.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yep. And so Night of the Living Dead, which is one of my. I actually, I enjoyed the hell out of it. I rewatched the Thomas Night of Living Dead and I actually think it's one of my favorite. It is.

[Ed Larson]

It moved up because the first one's kind of boring. Yeah, that's also another case of. Romero directed both of those. Oh, no, no. Savini, he, he, he rewrote it with him and produced it. Yes.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

And I just saw Day of the Dead for the first time.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You'd never seen it.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You know what? I'm not a huge zombie person and I forget that. Like I.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because we have. We got zombie fatigue.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

But then it's like you throw on like a Zombies don't train to Busan or something like that. It's like that. It was like, yeah, you know, the 28 days later, it's like, yeah, give me that. And so I was like, I need to go back and watch more of the original like Night of Living Dead. So I'm kind of throwing myself into it and I am it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

So you saw Day of the Dead or Dawn of the Day.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Is that the one in the mall? No, not. I've seen the one in the mall.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Day of the Dead is the one where they're stuck in the apartment building. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

I haven't seen that one.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

And I. But so I, I didn't realize. Oh no. They're in the underground bunker. That's what it is. Oh my God. When they're in the bunker and I. So all of them. I didn't understand that all of them were like different chapters.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

It made me feel very stupid. But this is why you go back and you watch the original. Because I was always saying, I'm not big zombies. I'm not big. But then I'll watch great zombie movies. And I'm like, but this is great.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, the movie called Zombies. Really good too.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, each one sort of follows cuz Night of Living Dead kind of when it starts, Day of the Dead is like after it. And then dawn of the Dead is like once the whole world has sort of been occupied.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Correct.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And dawn of the Dead is probably the best zombie movie ever made besides. Wow. Eight days later.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

God, 28 days.

[Ed Larson]

20 days later is pretty good. 28 years later is awesome.

[Henry Zabrowski]

28 years later was.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, it was very good. It was very, very good. Now I want to say, if we.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Were spoiled this year, buddy, I got to tell you.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, God, it was so good this year, man.

[Henry Zabrowski]

This year was a very special year for horror movies. I think this was like.

[Ed Larson]

It was a really good one. The Wall to Wall 83 draft for quarterbacks.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Dude. I just really like even. Just thinking about it between. Even Eddington I'd almost put in there. And you got 28 years later, sinners, bring them back. Weapons like, holy shit.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, bring her back. Still the best one for me.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I still haven't seen vhs Halloween. I'm waiting for closer to Halloween.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Okay, now, before we get too far off of this topic here, I. The other. My favorite movie that I saw off of our list was this week so far. And that's also George Romero. Tom Savini, Creep Show.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I love that he's never seen it.

[Ed Larson]

I never saw it. I thought. I thought I saw it. Like, it was one of those things where I thought I had seen it. I like, tricked my brain. Tricked itself.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

He knew so much from it.

[Ed Larson]

I. I loved it. Loved it. It was so good. The monkey.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. Do you recognize the little boy at the beginning? No.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

It's Joe Hill.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But also, it's a reminder that Leslie Nielsen's frightening, that him and Ted Danson section is so.

[Ed Larson]

It's great.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It also shows why even Liam Neeson's close. But no one will replace Leslie Neilson. Frank Drebin you can't replace. No, of course he's close.

[Ed Larson]

He didn't try to. He plays a son. And the sun's never as good.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, never, never, never. But, man, Leslie Nielsen's so great.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

That's the one with the roach. The roach one.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Right.

[Ed Larson]

Halbrick.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And then Father's Day, which is also a wonderful segment.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I thought you meant the Billy Crystal Robin Williams movie.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's a horror movie.

[Ed Larson]

No, that's a horror movie.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, it's just such a good. Yeah, because it's just the best. It's just love.

[Ed Larson]

Where's my cake?

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[Ed Larson]

No, I haven't. I'm very excited for our second Leslie Nielsen movie on the list. Repossessed.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Repossessed.

[Ed Larson]

Have you seen that yet, Jackie?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

No, I haven't.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, repossessed.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You will. You have, but you don't remember.

[Ed Larson]

It's because this parody Repossessed. Oh.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh. Oh. I didn't realize it was called oh. We saw this movie all the time.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Is the first time I saw breasts.

[Ed Larson]

Oh.

[Henry Zabrowski]

In a film.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

What about this movie? Oh, I'm gonna watch this. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Devil in a Blue Dress.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Blue Dr.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You are just bringing up so much. I remember thinking that this was the Exorcist. Like, I thought that I seen the.

[Ed Larson]

Exorcist way more than the Exorcist.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Very much. Oh, and also, I will say we are really breaking the mold, though, for what you'd normally consider a horror comedy. Because in my mind, the reason why we chose to repossess is because I just want to see it.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But I would not call it necessary. It's a comedy. It's not a horror. Yeah, a spoof. So to me, it's just fun to do. It's fun to celebrate Leslie Nielsen, and that's why we're doing it. But like, to me, a true fantastic horror comedy is 50 50.

[Ed Larson]

Right. Like Tucker and Dale.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Tucker and Dale and. Or the number one, which is Ghostbusters.

[Ed Larson]

I never saw.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, Ghostbusters is the number one of.

[Ed Larson]

All kind of scary.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It is. It's Genu and also was written by a man who was an expert in the field.

[Ed Larson]

Is army of Darkness a horror comedy or is it just a comedy?

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, I view it as a horror comedy.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

A horror comedy.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Okay, good.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I. So you haven't seen it yet, Eddie, but have you seen it in life? Kill List is on your list.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I put this on again just to challenge Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

No, I haven't seen it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's going to love Kill Us, though.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Really?

[Ed Larson]

It might be one of the ones I skip.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, you're going to, like, Kill Us.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

No, you. It's actually also a very good.

[Ed Larson]

Whenever you tell me you can't wait for me to see it, I'm always, like, got scared.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Violence in this. It's a great story. It's also like a crime story.

[Ed Larson]

Like, I like the crime.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You're going to to like. You are going to like this.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You're going to like this one. What was the one with Joaquin Phoenix where he plays the hitman?

[Ed Larson]

Oh, the one with the hammers.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

I love that movie.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Similar in vibe to that. I was never really there or something like that.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, my God. Yeah, that is.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That is. It is truly very similar in tone.

[Ed Larson]

I missed that director. She did that. And we need to talk about Kevin.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I think about. We need to talk about Kevin all the time.

[Ed Larson]

It's great.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

One of those movies that whenever I think anybody, I think you were never really here.

[Ed Larson]

Lyn Ramsey. Lynn. Lyn L. Ramsey is her name. All right, cool. Yeah. I want to see what else I haven't seen. Die, my love. That's new movie.

[Henry Zabrowski]

She's only made horrific films.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, she's got a new movie coming. Is it out? Whoa. Let's find out about this.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I want to watch this.

[Ed Larson]

How do we not know about this?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. It looks like it's November 7th.

[Ed Larson]

Tootsie's birthday.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

On Tootsie's birthday.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Should we go?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

She's 18.

[Ed Larson]

She can go.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I love.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We can bring it to the vet when we put her down.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, that's one. It's an American.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We can get a video of it.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Black comedy.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Lawrence.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, Robert Pat. SC produced it. Le Stanfield. Nick, no.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Nick, no.

[Ed Larson]

Why did it have Stanfield? All right. It must be horrible if we didn't heard anything about.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Distributed by Moby.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's probably bad here.

[Ed Larson]

Saw the Hammer movie and that was great.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That was good. But it. It was uneven. But this is the storyline, so I really add. In a forgotten patch of countryside.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, no.

[Henry Zabrowski]

A woman is battling her days. Demons. Embracing exclusion, yet wanting to belong. Craving freedom whilst feeling trapped.

[Ed Larson]

Got a standing ovation at Khan.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. It's because they were tired of sitting. Yearning for family life but wanting to burn the entire house.

[Ed Larson]

I'm ready for this.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Given surprising leeway by her family for increasingly erratic behavior, she nevertheless feels ever more stifled and repressed.

[Ed Larson]

She's only made badass moves.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I know.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, what makes you think this one's gonna suck?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I thought Jennifer Lawrence at first was like, no, she hasn't.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But yeah, it's just Jennifer Lawrence. It's the mother curse.

[Ed Larson]

A mother was great.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I thought it was good.

[Ed Larson]

I love Mother.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It made me a mother.

[Ed Larson]

I think you don't love when a movie makes you upset. Here's great thing I like talking about.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Sometimes it works if.

[Ed Larson]

If it. If it really makes you upset. Like mother. I always use mother as this example cuz so many people like, I hate Mother.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I.

[Ed Larson]

And they go crazy. I was like, if it made you feel all of this, it worked. Does that not make it great?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Exactly. I said the same thing. I said the same thing afterwards with Marcus and I got into a little bit of a debate about Eddington because Marcus was just like, I hated that movie. Made me feel it. And it was like, yeah, it's awesome.

[Ed Larson]

The point.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, it's awesome.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, it's supposed to make you feel like, you know what movie made me feel like and it sucks. Exorcist two of the. It's very bad. God, that movie was bad.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's quite bad.

[Ed Larson]

I remember thinking I was so scared of it when I saw it as a child. Because I always remembered like the scene where she's like holding the heart. That scared the fucking shit out of me as a child.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Good.

[Ed Larson]

And then I watched. I watched. Not only is it so bad. It was so bad that I researched it a little bit. It was a disaster on set. Oh, I bet it was a total disaster. The dude was hammered the whole time. Time she was showing up late, all up on drugs.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

It was like the whole thing was like a disaster.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh yeah. But you know what isn't a disaster? What you told me to watch last night and I did and I'm so happy I did. Is Dead Snow.

[Ed Larson]

Godamn. I love that movie.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know what I realized about Dead Snow is that I, you know, I realized they didn't. It was a big Nazis pop culture. You would love it. It's a pop cultural turning point for Norwegian films. Right?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I wanted to stay on brand, you know, like how do we watch Stephen King movie? I tried to pick, but you shot me down.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Was at pupil only just because it's more. I view it more as a thriller than a horror movie.

[Ed Larson]

It said Stephen King movie.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

On the list. I do agree. Frenzies. More frenzies. But I would kind of. I like going more into the creepy Crawley when you can get to it. But with Dead Snow. Dead Snow's largely an action movie. But what's great about it is that it definitely has Cabin of the woods vibe because. Because you can tell that it was made. It's a movie movie that features American movie references. Like that. There's a one dude that's like the movie nerd in the movie and it's peppering the movie with like American movie references. And then they're playing off the references like they do the like. Cut. They do like an Evil Dead reference. They do like a couple of things within it that are really, really fun and like very self aware and really funny.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But then it features what we're going to be covering in this week's episode of Himmler.

[Ed Larson]

I got a little bit of a.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Spoiler spoiler is the Einsatzgruppen.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Which is the killing groups of the Nazis that would go by and kill people indiscriminately. The Einsense Groupen is our Nazi zombies in the film.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. It was awesome. I've seen it a couple times now. It's. It's brutal too. It's so bloody. They do such a great job.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, you know What I will say I do wish that there was more. I wish there was more. How's the sequel? Have you guys seen the sequel? No. It's got an 80% on rotten tomato.

[Ed Larson]

Okay. All right, I'll check it out.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Honestly, because I love Dead Snow. Dead Snow 1. I believe Dead Snow 2 is good because they do add more because it's just. I just wanted even more.

[Ed Larson]

Are these the same people who did Sisu?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

God, Sisu was cool.

[Henry Zabrowski]

There's a new Sisu.

[Ed Larson]

Which one? Sisu. Sisu, the guy who like. Yeah, Sisu's movie. You got.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, yeah, Cesu. I forgot about.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

They made Ra. Rare exports.

[Ed Larson]

I love Rare exports.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I think is that.

[Ed Larson]

Oh yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Sisu is awesome. I forgot about Sisu.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

No, not the same people.

[Ed Larson]

I'm just being C2 looks unbelievable.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, you're being rich against.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, no, I am right. I am right.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is unbelievable, everyone.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, so the people did that. Snow did do Rare exports.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It was a great movie.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, they're both great.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Rare exports, great. But Sisu, you're gonna live.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I actually really love when Eastern European humor comes into these movies. They said, well, is this. I guess this is Scandinavian, but I love it when there's like that touch of humor within it. Cuz to me, that's what they learn best from American filmmakers. Eddie, there's a sprinkle on your head.

[Ed Larson]

A sprinkle like, Sprinkle like.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, there is a sprinkle on your. It was not there before.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. Why is there. How did a sprinkle get on your.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Are you eating ice cream over there?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Do you have a donut in your pocket? It's on your head.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

It's gone.

[Ed Larson]

I don't believe you. There's no sprinkles on your.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You just wiped your.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hey, we could play.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

It wasn't a sprinkle. Just like a black thing.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I donut out of your pocket. Like a big fat piece of.

[Ed Larson]

I wish.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Give me the donuts.

[Ed Larson]

I was Sprinkles. I, I. Oh, you know what I had?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, it's coming from your headphones.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, it's coming from my headphones.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, it's materials on the headphones. Oh, he got candy in his headphones. Are falling apart.

[Ed Larson]

Sprinkled.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You got some stuff in your beard now too.

[Ed Larson]

Fell out. I did have a little pumpkin thing, so maybe it came from that little pumpkin bread from. From Starbucks. Oh, my God. I got recognized at Starbucks.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where they were like, it was a round Table fan. He's big fat. That's the big fat man.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, wow.

[Announcer]

It was very nice.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And I was. It was like when we. I was taking. He was like, I'm a round table fan, you know, So I was like, oh, man, I'm going to take Holden's daughter to the goddamn petting zoo right now. You know?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Hell yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's really sweet.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

That's sweet.

[Ed Larson]

Shout out to Alex. Yeah, but it. Who cares?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Shout outs to Halloween 3. I see Halloween 3 is on your list.

[Ed Larson]

It.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

And are you anti it?

[Henry Zabrowski]

I'm not anti it. I just.

[Ed Larson]

You're the one who made us do it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, I think it's.

[Ed Larson]

I wanted to do one of the other ones.

[Henry Zabrowski]

See, I view Halloween film as a Halloween based movie versus one of the Halloween franchises.

[Ed Larson]

You're a dense. It says it's a list of 31 movies.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I think that Halloween film. I think it can be interpreted many ways.

[Ed Larson]

So you think we should do the goddamn.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, it's because they say.

[Ed Larson]

They say everyone go, it's my say.

[Henry Zabrowski]

A Friday the 13th film. They say a Wes Craven film. They don't say a John. They do say a John Carpenter film.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Why are you upset about it? Just because it is like. It veers from the rest of the Halloweens.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I love it.

[Ed Larson]

I. I don't know. It's a good movie.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I love Halloween.

[Ed Larson]

I think we talked about it last week a little bit.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's very anti Halloween.

[Ed Larson]

Racist towards Irish people.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Well, it is Silver Shamrock. Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know, because again, it's because.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Camera.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's because you go to the town.

[Ed Larson]

It's a bunch of Irish people trying to kill all the children.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's because the tradition of Samhain comes from Ireland.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You got to kill.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That is why they do it.

[Ed Larson]

That's why they do it.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Watkins.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I kind of got weapons vibes from it a little bit. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

And it is a little. I will throw it out there. Is it like in the whole romance, like the romance part of it of like, I thought that was her father for the beginning part of it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hey, you just. We've talked about. We just talked about this last episode. We talked about how Tom Atkins is. He's just used to people wanting to him.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah, yeah. It didn't matter.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's just really used to it and he's really grown accustomed to it. And he's just. He just knows it happens. He knows women want to him and he supplies that dick. Every woman in that movie wants to. And it's definitely not the script. No, that's Tom Atkins.

[Ed Larson]

No one know what I got. I rented because I went back to my rental guy over at Bay Kind and I got. I've been sitting on Thanksgiving and I just, I can't watch it. I don't know why. Oh, I'm not scared of it as much as I just don't. I think it's going to be bad.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

It's fun.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Honestly, go in thinking it's going to be really bad and you'll have a fun time with it. I, it is. I, I enjoyed because I remember going into Thanksgiving being like, I'm gonna hate this, but of course I'm gonna see it. But I actually, I liked it.

[Ed Larson]

I have to watch Breaking the Mold.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

It's not, it is not. It is like a holiday themed, you.

[Ed Larson]

Know, my fees are racking up. I gotta watch it.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You gotta get it in there.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's fine. I, I, the villain looks corny. Yes, of course.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

He's a very corny. It's definitely, like I said, it's not anything you've never seen before.

[Ed Larson]

I'm a Mr. Boog man. I love Mr. Boogity.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I'm just happy you do have some of the best movies left still. Because you have. I do believe that the best movies on the this list you, you haven't even talked about yet. We haven't talked about American Mary, which is an amazing movie you've never seen. You again. Event Horizon.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, I love Event Horizon.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's coming up. We got, Horizon's big. I'm excited for Horror of Dracula cuz I've never seen any Christopher Lee Dracula.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I've never seen any Hammer films.

[Ed Larson]

Know what's interesting is a lot of times that's just called Dracula. Horror of Dracula?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Like sometimes it's just called Dracula. Sometimes called Horror of Dracula.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Horror of Dracula allows me to find it. You can find it easier.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Oh, and Videodrome.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, Videodrome. I bought on ebay. I bought like a special edition because I'm like, I love that movie. I'm like, I need that in my collection.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh yeah.

[Ed Larson]

And I bought, I spent a real, a good amount of money on it and I, and I had it mailed to the house since I think someone stole my package. You believe that?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Hunt them down.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Someone stole my package.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I'll find their DNA.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been happening in my house lately. People have been stealing packages. It's happening. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta set up one of those, one of those traps.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Glitter boxes no, you need a trap. You need like, a. You don't need, like, a big. You need to dig a hole and put grass on top of the hole.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Although that is illegal in California. I have wanted to my home. And you can't do that in California.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They get really. They get really upset.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I do love Videodrome.

[Ed Larson]

I love video drum. It's been long enough. Where I'm super excited to see it again.

[Henry Zabrowski]

All right, so let's just say this week, what are we excited to see?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I am going to see Black Phone 2 on Friday, and I am getting.

[Ed Larson]

You know, me, too. I still haven't seen it.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I think I need to rewatch the first Black Phone because I. I'm not trying to give anything away. There's just something that happens in it that really took me out of it. Then I was like, oh, my. This Now. I was like, I guess the rest of the movie doesn't count because I was so annoyed by it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And I just like that he turns into Freddy Krueger. Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

See, that's why. But Apparently, Black Phone 2 is going to be great.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's awesome. We did a whole thing on it.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

But I think I need to rewatch the first Black Phone because I think it was just. It literally, it's like the ghost. Like, when.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Like the ghosts.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

And I'm like, okay, well, there's more.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Ghosts, but you got it. There's more ghosts in Black Phone, too.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

But it's good into, like, a Freddy Krueger type thing.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Hell, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I think it's really, really good.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Great.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, the first Nightmare on Elm street, if I can go back and redo the whole thing, would be like Black Phone one and we would have Fred Krueger when he's alive.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Well, also because the story of Freddy Krueger alive is terrifying. Very horrifying. It's why Freddy Krueger is. To me, I guess favor is a weird word, but he is my favorite of the big slashers because even though, like, his origin story is so horrible.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He'S a child murderer. He was in child molester.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah. But. But he. And.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And fathers, though.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

But I also do love that they all set him on fire. I love the story of all the parents getting together and be like, we're.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Going to kill them ourselves.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

And I shouldn't love that, but I do.

[Ed Larson]

It's great.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Stop feeling guilty for your likes.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know what I mean?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You're just so.

[Henry Zabrowski]

All you do is apologize.

[Ed Larson]

You.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You have to just stop. You got to stop apologizing because you know why you like what you like? You love murderers.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You're right. I love murderers.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Support murder. And you like it.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I do. I like it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And that's okay. It's okay for you to support murder. It's okay for you to support murderers.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I'm pro murderer.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. He Night Breed. I haven't seen Night Breed ever.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's great.

[Ed Larson]

It's gonna be my first time watching that.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

It's really good.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It is.

[Ed Larson]

It is.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Our Queer Coded film.

[Ed Larson]

Is it gay?

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's got you. You will see why it is queer. Clear coded.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And it's a Clive Barker movie, which means already.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's the gayest man to ever live. He's a big old gay, gay man.

[Ed Larson]

Stars in the movie.

[Henry Zabrowski]

What? Yeah, he's in the movie.

[Ed Larson]

I just coughed right in the mic. Sorry.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, no. David Cronenberg's great in the movie. Great actor.

[Ed Larson]

Is he?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Awesome. Weird.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Weird actor in this movie.

[Ed Larson]

I would have never thought that he was in the movie.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He puts himself in some of his movies.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I recently met the composer of all of music of all the Hellraiser movies.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

And just.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And he'd go like.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah. You just kept doing that. Sounds like I'm trying to talk to you. Not want to talk anymore, I guess.

[Ed Larson]

Speak words.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Surprisingly, back then, they didn't financially take care of the composers as well as one might expect back in the day.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. Because they're cucks.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

The composer.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, aren't we all cucks if we go to the movies?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. And that's why my. When I'm excited the most, it's like, that's how I watch a movie. I watch a movie through my wife's eyes. I sit to the side. I don't watch the movie. I watch my wife watch the movie, and I ask her what the movie was about. And it's called movie cooking, and you should check it out for yourself.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

That is great, man. I almost threw on Near Dark last night because I was trying to convince Jeff for us to go as Frailty. Like, I want him to be the God's hands killer from the movie Frailty as Bill Paxton. I want to play both of the children. And he wouldn't. And he's like, nobody's going to get a Frailty costume reference. And then I was like, but what about Near Dark? If we're going to go Bill, now I'm just living Paxton brain. You know, I got Paxton Brain over here. Near Dark is so good. Recently.

[Ed Larson]

No, it's incredible.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

And it is just I. Oh, I love I.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's arguably the best vampire movie ever made.

[Ed Larson]

I would say it's one of the best Katherine Bigalow movies ever made. It's as good as the Hurt. Hurt Locker.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. Yeah, I like it way better than the Hurt Locker. Yeah, I've definitely seen it way more times.

[Ed Larson]

Amen to that, you know? Yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I didn't realize she also did Point.

[Ed Larson]

Break 0 dark 30. She's got a great career break in Detroit. Detroit was great.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Technically. Point Breaks a perfect film.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah. I mean, yeah. I just didn't realize she did like Strange Days.

[Ed Larson]

I love Strange Days. Recently it held up pretty good.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Does it?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Strange Days is a lot better than you'd even. I. Oh, she did Blue Steel. That's spicy.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah. She's a great career. Oh, yeah. Phenomenal career.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Pretty lady. That's a pretty little lady.

[Ed Larson]

K19 wasn't good.

[Henry Zabrowski]

All right, time to end the episode.

[Ed Larson]

It's ended.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Welcome. Thank you guys so much for being here. Jackie, good work.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Thank you for having me.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Plug your check out.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Who's the go to? Who's the page seven?

[Ed Larson]

I'm gonna do page seven in a couple weeks.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yep, you're gonna be on page seven a couple weeks. We're gonna wrangle Henry in there and.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Some kind of fudgeing horseshit for your fudgeing ass.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yes, you are. And Definitely check out LPN Romantasy deep dives YouTube.com/at LPN Romantasy with me and the lovely Natalie Jean.

[Ed Larson]

How was the con?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

It was great. We went to the Enchanted Realms book festival. Now Natalie and I are trying to sell some monster fucker merch out there because you know what? There's not a lot of funny, horny monster fucker merch out there. And I feel like I got to fill that hole.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. But I also feel like, you know, you are the merch. You know, you and Natalie like you. People want to see you more than they.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

If we have an opportunity to do a show, we do a show. But if there's none, then we've end.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. Then they sell themselves.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Hell yeah.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Got to get out there, baby.

[Ed Larson]

I love it. I think it's great.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

I love meeting everybody you all dressed up and oh yeah, I was sweating my ass off. And it was worth it because I mean, somebody's got to be Rowan from throwing of glass.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. I think think it's great.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I have no idea what the you're talking about. I don't care difference. I don't care.

[Ed Larson]

Even though I Don't understand.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Thank you, Eddie.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I appreciate it.

[Ed Larson]

It means nothing to me. But I'm. But other than your happiness, which means.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

A lot, that's okay. I don't need you to read them.

[Henry Zabrowski]

So thank you guys so much. Give patreon.com podcast.

[Ed Larson]

I love that. So you could see us talk.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Go and be on the left for all of our social media needs. Go on YouTube for LPN Romantasy someplace underneath LPN TV. No dogs under no dog Dogs in space and the foreign report. And we have our live shows last podcast on the left dot com. Go and buy tickets to all of our live shows. We so many live shows coming up.

[Ed Larson]

I got a bunch of stuff coming up. I got some solo shows. I got some Henry shows. I got last podcast shows. There's all kinds of going on. I put everything on my own website. So I'm going to redirect you from last podcast on the left.com to eddytunes.com.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Keep up both tabs on.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You can also go to big Jackie.com if you want to go to big Jackie.com. yes. That has nothing to do with last podcast.

[Ed Larson]

If you're coming to see us on the cruise. I got. I'm doing a show in Miami the night before. I'm doing a standup show in Miami the night before. You come check that out. And then I'm going to be in Orlando doing Dead Men Tell Some Tales with Dan Becker. I'm going to do that in Orlando at a 4pm show. Oh, my God. They were like, is that okay? I was like, are you kidding me?

[Henry Zabrowski]

We have had. We've been talking.

[Ed Larson]

I want to start.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Eddie and I had this long waxing philosophical conversation the other day. I've been like, why can't shows start at six?

[Jackie Zabrowski]

That's literally what Jamie Lee Curtis has been saying. She's like, you want me to go to your shows? You want me to go to your concerts? Start them at 3pm I'll go to your concerts.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, that's. People have to work jobs. But six o'. Clock. I think we can all agree that we. Especially on a Friday, we can.

[Ed Larson]

Saturday or Sunday. On a Sunday, definitely. All right, so. And then speaking of 6pm on a Sunday, on November 16, on 6, 6pm I'm gonna be at Mic Drop Comedy in San Diego. That's gonna be a lot of fun. I can't wait for that. I bring in. Julie's gonna host and I got Amber and Ashley Brooke Roberts coming. We're doing like a whole brighter side. And then of course. December 7th. Get your heiny to Vegas.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Playing wise guys.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Okay, I'll come with you guys.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know I always want to be in Vegas.

[Ed Larson]

It's awesome.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Want to be in.

[Ed Larson]

We got to. Definitely got to invite Nap.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, George Nap. He's coming.

[Ed Larson]

We have to talk to him.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yo, he's doing 10.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, we got to. Yeah, if we can get nap to do 10.

[Henry Zabrowski]

If he could open.

[Ed Larson]

Open. Oh, my God. Do you think he would. George Knap. I know you don't listen.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Side stories. Lpmail.com. no, we. We're get to. We'll get to Napoleon's. Go.

[Ed Larson]

I would love to bring him on stage.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We can break them off a piece.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, if there any. If there's any little nappers out there that are looking to get stuck, dude, let us know.

[Henry Zabrowski]

If we could pay him in pussy, it'd be so much easier for us. So if you're wanting it, if you want to slop some on a George Knapp's lap, email, side stories. Who cares? Be there, man it. Who cares? You know, what are you gonna do? Shoot your shot? If you could send me a good dating profile for George Knapp that I could set up and put in front of him on stage, and then we could see if he'll has the guts to reject you on stage.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, we'll. Yeah, we're gonna get him laid, and we're gonna switch laid, too.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, if I get some big. Too.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, we got a big dick dude.

[Henry Zabrowski]

To come get a couple. I need some you guys, man.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

You guys.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And I need some May books and.

[Ed Larson]

M. Come on down. Come on down.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Come on down. All right, see you next week. Bye.

[Ed Larson]

Oh.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh.

[Ed Larson]

Shout out to oh, Hail Jenny Lewis and Rylo Kylie. She was so cool. I went and saw the show, and she hung out with us afterwards.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

That's awesome.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Big ups to smiling Himmler.

[Ed Larson]

Wow.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

Look at how happy he is.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yes. I watched the decent one. It's just his love letters. It was awful. All right, guys, be good to yourselves.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Enjoy. Hail Satan.

[Jackie Zabrowski]

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