Side Stories: Nude Food

Summary

Last Podcast On The Left | Side Stories: Nude Food (August 5, 2026)

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Episode Overview

This episode of Side Stories is quintessential Last Podcast On The Left: a blend of outrageous true crime, bizarre internet phenomena, and dark comedy, all filtered through the hosts’ irreverent, rapid-fire banter. The main theme centers on “Nude Food” — the concept of naked dining events — but the episode detours into a rogues’ gallery of news stories: miracle-babies-gone-bad, disturbing internet families, and grotesque family murders. Interlaced throughout are side rants about pop culture, personal anecdotes, and the hosts’ signature grim but unserious humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Mitch McConnell Segment: Political Rot & Dark Comedy

• [01:15-07:29]
  • The hosts riff on Mitch McConnell’s longevity and “death watch.”
  • Running jokes liken him to undead creatures and discuss his wife’s background.
  • Satirical take: “Each new proof of life picture... You just look younger. God, you’re vivacious. It’s like I’m looking at caramel.” (Eddie, [04:15])
  • Cynical humor about politicians being kept alive for political machinations.

2. Frankie Valli, Family Anecdotes & Danger Rankings

• [07:45-11:02]
  • Banter about celebrities being kept “alive on stage.”
  • Personal stories about family and the real dangers of places like Tom’s River, NJ and Florida.
  • “Every time they're like, Los Angeles. I speak to nobody. My life is fantastic in Los Angeles!” (Eddie, [10:52])

3. Internet Oddities: 'Daddy Daughter Dream Team'

• [11:15-18:30]
  • The hosts investigate and react to the disturbing viral presence of Patrick & Sarah Getchell, known for their creepy “Daddy Daughter” content.
  • Observation: Relationship between father and daughter seems inappropriately intimate and centered on unhealthy internet attention.
  • “They seem to be more popular than us... Is this something we need to do?” (Eddie, [13:41])
  • Explores themes of social media rewarding mediocrity or dysfunction, and the public’s appetite for “freak show” content.
  • “Our goal was to present you entertainment that we made... so you don't have to watch Patrick and Shara Getchell almost kiss.” (Eddie, [14:09])
  • Notable moment: Discussion of the alleged purity ring and fake apartment scam ([16:49-17:18]).

4. “Miracle Baby” Gone Wrong: Taekwondo Johnson

• [24:55-32:10]
  • News story: Taekwondo Johnson, once hailed as “miracle baby” (born without a heartbeat — pronounced Vatican miracle), arrested for a double shooting.
  • Hosts mock the logic of “divine selection” and debate whether being labeled a miracle imbues a sense of criminal invincibility.
  • “They saved the baby just to go out and shoot a couple people in Rhode Island.” (Eddie, [27:31])
  • “At 18 years old, man, you're declared a miracle... How could you not be, like, do you think it makes them go like, I'm untouchable?” ([30:01-30:36])
  • Musings on miracles, fate, and God’s supposed 'to-do list.'

5. Nude Dining in Hollywood, Florida — NSFW Steakhouse

• [33:03-41:12]
  • Main feature: Story of Class Soiree Steakhouse offering monthly “nude dining” nights for a steep price.
  • Dissections of ticket pricing (“250 for men, 150 for women, 300 for couples”) and potential loopholes for “gay male couples.” ([33:10-34:23])
  • Descriptions of the chef (allegedly drunk on-air, compared to a “hornier Patrice O’Neal”) and the odd, Florida-specific atmosphere.
  • “The last thing I want is naked shrimp. Cock tail. I have to be the only one naked.” (Eddie, [37:39])
  • Skepticism on health code, staff nudity rules, and the nonsexual claims of the event.
  • Philosophical aside: Is nudity always sexual? The hosts land on a solid “just keep the two separate.”

6. True Crime Interlude: Matricide and Filicide

• [43:33-50:32]
  • Report of a man in Wisconsin who killed his mother and packed her head with cat litter, then tried to burn her body — described with dark culinary analogies (comparing to a “salt-baked fish”).
  • “He covered a slime from his mother.” (Eddie, [31:30])
  • Flip to case of an Indiana woman who stabbed her father and cut out his heart, with speculation on the mechanics and emotional aftermath.
  • “That shows that I do believe women should serve in the military... If she wants to kill, cut out somebody’s heart, then she goes ahead and does it.” (Eddie, [48:44])

7. International Fart Crisis: Colombian Spider-Man Screening

• [51:52-55:10]
  • Bizarre news: A cinema in Colombia evacuated due to a single patron’s offensive flatulence during a Spider-Man screening.
  • Theorizing if this was weaponized biological warfare or just especially bad diet/fan behavior.
  • “There is just no way... In my mind, I don’t know if just one fart can wipe it off out like that.” (Eddie, [52:51])

8. Listener Stories & Health Rants: Eating Disorders & Cult Diets

• [58:45-64:43]
  • Listener letter about witnessing someone on Instagram go from self-harm, to bodybuilding, to raw meat, to fruitarianism, to breatharianism — ending in likely starvation.
  • Leads to discussion of orthorexia, diet culture, and the fine line between healthy eating and deadly obsession.
  • “Part of it is a mastery of your body. You’re being told you can master your body and that if you don’t, you’re failing.” (Henry, [61:35])
  • Both hosts share their own experiences/difficulties with restrictive diets and the emotional toll.

9. Mailbag: Mormon Temple Garments & Updates

• [56:13-57:47]
  • Listener sends in their old Mormon temple clothes after leaving the church; the hosts discuss the symbolism and congratulate the listener on their escape.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On social media freakshows:
  “Chris Chan style descent into watching people prostrate themselves on the Internet just for a freak show amount of attention... Is this what we need to do?” (Eddie, [13:41])
• On modern miracles:
  “They declared that a miracle… They saved the baby just to go out and shoot a couple people in Rhode Island.” (Eddie, [27:31])
• On dietary obsessions:
  “Part of it is a mastery of your body. You're being told you can master your body and if you don't, you're failing.” (Henry, [61:35])
• On Florida’s naked dining:
  “The last thing I want is naked shrimp. Cock tail. I have to be the only one naked.” (Eddie, [37:39])
• On murder and culinary arts:
  “That’s what he’s doing to the lady. He was trying to... cook her head like cat cat litter and that.” (Eddie, [44:47])
• On crime and fate:
  “You got a big old... spit lumps. Talk about the Pope, get angry.” (Eddie, [27:44])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time | Topic | |-------------|-----------------------------------------------------| | 01:15–07:29 | Mitch McConnell ‘Death Watch’ & political satire | | 11:15–18:30 | Daddy Daughter Dream Team—Internet Deep Dive | | 24:55–32:10 | “Miracle Baby”–turned–criminal story | | 33:03–41:12 | Nude dining, steakhouse “Class Soiree” in Florida | | 43:33–50:32 | True crime stories: cat litter murder & heart removal | | 51:52–55:10 | Colombian movie theater fart disaster | | 58:45–64:43 | Listener story: eating disorder & cult diets | | 56:13–57:47 | Mailbag: Mormon temple clothes |

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Tone & Style

• Language: Profane, bawdy, unfiltered, surreal; often employs hyperbole and gallows humor.
• Atmosphere: Fast-paced, improvisational, intermingled with self-referential and meta commentaries.
• Energy: Boisterous, sometimes delightfully chaotic, but surprisingly thoughtful when discussing dark or sensitive subject matter.
• Hosts’ Dynamic: Riff-heavy, with loving insults, left turns, and call-backs that reward regular listeners.

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Bottom Line

This Side Stories episode covers a spectrum from grim (matricide, cult diets) to absurd (miracle babies who become criminals, weaponized farts shutting down Spider-Man), with a detour into America’s latest weird social phenomena—nude steak dinners in Florida. Underneath the mayhem, the hosts squeeze in sharp cultural criticism about attention economies, celebrity spectacle, and dietary extremism. Expect a morbid laugh and a sideways glance at the state of humanity.

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For those who haven’t listened:
This summary captures the raucous, outrageous tone of the show while spotlighting its strange, disturbing, and at times unexpectedly insightful subjects. Perfect for fans of comedy that pushes boundaries—and news stories you’d never find anywhere else.

Transcript

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[Eddie Pepitone]

There's no place to escape to.

[Brent Weinbach]

This is the last on the left side stories.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes.

[Brent Weinbach]

Have you ever thought about getting, like, larger maniacs?

[Eddie Pepitone]

No. Can't handle them.

[Brent Weinbach]

No.

[Eddie Pepitone]

The thing about having a tiny maniac is kind of the reason why I have two undisciplined tiny dogs. It's true in the fact that I. Yes, they are. They probably could use more training, but I like the fact that they only like me. I actually like that they only like me.

[Brent Weinbach]

They like me.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. No, but I mean, I'm just saying that they don't like society.

[Brent Weinbach]

No, they don't like society, but I

[Eddie Pepitone]

like that about them.

[Brent Weinbach]

I like that they're right at Achilles tent in height,

[Eddie Pepitone]

you know, like, so are the Mun Brothers and the Muun Brothers. They use their lives, I believe, to fight against. I want to say, Chairman Ma.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Where is he at?

[Brent Weinbach]

Where they are?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Ma.

[Brent Weinbach]

I think Ma's gone. Yeah. Z now.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, yeah, that's right. All the way down to the end of the Alphabet.

[Brent Weinbach]

All the way from Ma to Z.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Wow, that is crazy. The Moan brothers. They really got to do something about that. We can flop them over. But in other news. Eddie, what other news? I heard. I don't know if we hear if you heard.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, I don't know. Hi.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Hi. Come closer.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, come.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Come closer to Mitch.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, come closer to me, my Asian wife. My little Asian wife. Oh, you're so.

[Brent Weinbach]

You look so good. You look so healthy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, quit lying to me.

[Brent Weinbach]

Are you coming out of your mouth? Quit lying to me.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, I gotta tell you something.

[Brent Weinbach]

I can't believe how strong you are.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Shut your little Asian mout.

[Brent Weinbach]

This Plug to the outlet.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Shut your little Asian mouth. No, I can't get the plug. No, no, wait. No, wait. I gotta tell you something. I got to say. I went pee on the veil, my little Asian princess. Okay. And I saw something I. I cannot unsee.

[Brent Weinbach]

Was it my mouth?

[Eddie Pepitone]

No. I wish I could tell you.

[Brent Weinbach]

This is my.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Because you have to write this down before. You got to write this down before I pass. Before the votes are. My votes are needed. You gotta go. I gotta die. I gotta die soon. But listen, I don't. Don't. Don't ask me how I know.

[Brent Weinbach]

I'm Mitch McConnell.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes. Just know it. Yes. You're doing Good Wife. My little. My little beautiful porcelain doll. I just want you to know OJ Is innocent. OJ I saw it on the other side of the veil. I did not know. And we gotta tell the world.

[Brent Weinbach]

Was he in heaven?

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, O.J.

[Brent Weinbach]

was in heaven.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well, yes, of course he's in heaven. Everyone's in heaven.

[Brent Weinbach]

Say hi to Lindsey Graham for me.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, I didn't see him.

[Brent Weinbach]

You didn't see him? No.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They put him in the gay area. He's over in the gay. Gay heaven area.

[Brent Weinbach]

I bet it's nicer there. I bet it's gonna be gentrified now.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Shut up, my Asian wife. Just take my secret and spread it

[Brent Weinbach]

to the water, okay?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Spread my secret to the world.

[Brent Weinbach]

OJ Was innocent. OJ Was innocent.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That lady's saying something I like to hear.

[Brent Weinbach]

Mitch. Mitch Mitchell. He's still alive.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He's going strong. We want to say welcome to Side Stories. Congratulations to Mitch McConnel. Each new proof of Life picture. You just look younger. You're just looking younger and better. God, you're vivacious. It's like I'm looking at Carmel.

[Brent Weinbach]

The new picture.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes.

[Brent Weinbach]

It's exactly the same picture with a different shirt.

[Eddie Pepitone]

We slightly leaned forward. Look how actionable he is.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I'm Henry Zabrowski and we're on. We're here at Side Stories are on Death Watch. And I'm sitting here with my favorite guy to sit and wait and watch for Senator to Die with, Ed Larson.

[Brent Weinbach]

I can't wait. Oh, you know what I like about him is he's so worm shaped, you won't actually have to dig him into the ground.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He just gets a sliver red in there. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's actually gonna be really nice. He just. And he. If you cut off his head, it just grows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is truly one of the one that's currently. What is Alive.

[Brent Weinbach]

It's happened a couple times already.

[Eddie Pepitone]

In order to save the head they had to release the head from his corpse so they released it from his corpsicle. Now he's just a head and spine I believe and they are but he does believe that. That enough for him to vote on continuing the war in Iran.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah he's going to show up to the voting today with his head and got little spider legs thing head and

[Eddie Pepitone]

they're all going to stand and applause be like Senator McConnell's back on the floor so strong. Yeah he's like he's not a spider Alan at all like just raising and going and his little Asian wife just following behind with her little bound feet. Just so excited to be. Just go like oh I love to be quiet.

[Brent Weinbach]

Wasn't she. She's very. She's.

[Eddie Pepitone]

She's some.

[Brent Weinbach]

She's a right.

[Eddie Pepitone]

She's from rich ass dumbass. Yeah her ass

[Brent Weinbach]

don't like her. I guess she's her actually she goes by McConnell.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh yes but it is pronounced Asian which everything is bich. Yes, it's pronounced Asian.

[Brent Weinbach]

Elaine Chow.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh yeah. She was the former United States Secretary of Labor. I guess that's what you call when you're getting it.

[Brent Weinbach]

I love that her last name is Goodbye. Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh she's Italian. Oh I thought she was Asian. Well her. So hopefully she dies with them. So this is. It is pretty amazing to just. Just know it's cool. He's. I've heard from either way because someone was like oh you guys are giving a lot of heat to Governor Bashir but why he's not there saying show me the corpse with his giant, you know, steak made out of silver and a torch and. But no, I do understand that there is some.

[Brent Weinbach]

He does have work to do.

[Eddie Pepitone]

There's issues. Yeah but it's the government. Nobody cares. So they are. There is a certain amount of. I guess there is political machination still around. They're still trying to see. Cuz they do believe I think that they can help. They can. If he is declared dead they then can hold a special election and then it will definitely be a Republican. So according to Bashir he's doing this politically which he's basically. They're saying out loud he's dead. We're not telling anybody.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, well I mean he's technically alive. I believe that he's technically alive.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah I'm sure a lot of people are technically alive.

[Brent Weinbach]

I think that they can keep people alive for a long time. Who was that chick who was dead for like a Decade.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, the old Shivo. Yeah, yeah. They kept her alive way too long.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They kept that bumping.

[Brent Weinbach]

But also.

[Eddie Pepitone]

How's she doing?

[Brent Weinbach]

She's dead.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Didn't recover. Yeah, didn't recover. You know who else is dead but still operating? It's kind of amazing. Frankie Valley.

[Brent Weinbach]

Frankie Valli. But he, you know, he's got it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

For those of you that know, don't remember the Frankie Valli. Who are you first of all? Never seen Jersey Boys.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Unfucking believable. Frankie Valli of the Four Seasons.

[Brent Weinbach]

Of the. Not the hotel or the landscaping company. No, no, he is of the actual Four Seasons. Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But if you have been following his dissent, they continue to put him out on stage. The fact that he can stand and move better than the President of the United States of America actually speaks to a lot. But they pump in sort of his see song making from. I want to say a playlist from Hong Kong where it's just coming out of his mouth and he just goes like an automaton.

[Brent Weinbach]

I like them. I think it's good for him. Of course, he's been old forever.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, no. You don't think. We're not going to be pumped like rolled out with audio of us saying come and. And like, like. And that's going. Just mouthing it like as we go. That's the dream.

[Brent Weinbach]

I have tiny maniacs.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's Dre. That's the dream. That's a performer's goal.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah. Do you know my mom went on a date with one of the four season seasons.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, was it winter?

[Brent Weinbach]

No, it was in the summer. But yeah. No, I think he just wanted the banger sister.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, yeah. Patty.

[Brent Weinbach]

No, no, no. Judy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Ever meet Judy?

[Brent Weinbach]

No, she's. She's unmutable.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Why would I need a shovel And I.

[Brent Weinbach]

No, no, she's alive, I think.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brent Weinbach]

She's one of those family members I can't stand.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's a Frankie Valley to want to her Aunt Patty, they.

[Brent Weinbach]

I don't think she was there available.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Aunt Patty listens.

[Brent Weinbach]

Aunt Patty listens. Aunt Patty is not. Did not bang one of the four seasons as far as I know.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Did you get one of the tops?

[Brent Weinbach]

No.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Aunt Patty. Yeah, yeah. Aunt Patty. If you could email about. Is there any other member within even Southside Joe? What's his name?

[Brent Weinbach]

Southside Johnny.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He fought very jukes.

[Brent Weinbach]

He's a little young. Oh, he's a little.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Probably go. You know what they say about the older the berry, the sweeter the juice. Come on, give it a shot. South side, Johnny. Aunt Patty's there. There. She's still alive. She's in Tom's River.

[Brent Weinbach]

She's doing really well.

[Eddie Pepitone]

She is. And honestly, we love you.

[Brent Weinbach]

I had a wonderful time seeing her recently.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Aunt Petty also been sending a lot of memes about the poo poo disease. I can't help you.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I don't know anything about it. I can't help you. Wish I could.

[Brent Weinbach]

She's so scared of everything.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, she should be. It's very scary out right now.

[Brent Weinbach]

It's very funny because. But honestly, they're always, like, scared when I go to New York. They tell me to be scared of la, but honestly, the scariest place I've been is Tom's.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Tom's river here is. Yeah. Absolute Eddie Howard Johnson at Tom's River. When I go to Florida, I am constantly challenged by other men. I've never been into a place, I've ever been in another state where I've gotten almost more physical altercations with other adults than Florida. And every time they're like, los Angeles.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And it's like, I speak to nobody. I'm great in Los Angeles. My life is fantastic in Los Angeles.

[Brent Weinbach]

The most dangerous thing I see is a coyote.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's me.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I'm the problem. Oh, speaking of the problem, Ian. Ian Brannon, one of our writers, one of our. Our editors here. He is. Truly, we love Ian to death, Right?

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And he is great. He's so good at throwing stuff in. He's got. He does a lot of the video editing for side stories and for the stream, all the kind of. All sorts of stuff. He's incredible. All the fun little factoids you'd see. That's what he puts in. Just know that he's disgusting. So he gave us this, like, every once in a while, like, he'll throw, like, a fun idea into the side stories. Email. And so this one he just tossed in and he's like, this is something I've been obsessed with for a while, and I think that you guys should really cover. And so we ended up. Eddie and I are disgusted, horrified that we ended up in the middle of following this thing. And I feel like we're even. We're putting it on Netflix and we shouldn't. Patrick and Sarah Getchell.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Have this thing called. What's it called? Daddy Daughter. It's like Daddy Daughter Dream Team. Yeah. Daddy Daughter Dream Team.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yes. They're there. It's just a dad and his ladybug.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And you disgust me. And Eddie, I. Eddie was. Guy was like, I got obsessed with this and started getting into this for like two hours. I was like, there's no way that you're gonna. That I would get into this. I'm all of a sudden now looking into it.

[Brent Weinbach]

At first glimpse, you're like, no. And then you just look at it for two more seconds. You're like, oh, my God.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, God. No, no.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, no. Stop it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, God. Stop it.

[Brent Weinbach]

Okay, what's happening now?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, God.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, no.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So just so you know, I saw a YouTube video about these two, and this is.

[Brent Weinbach]

I've never heard of them before.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Essentially, Patrick and Sarah Getchell are father and daughter. And they don't act like it. They have a sort of very. They have this kind of baby relationship where they were. The. The father, Patrick Getchell, seems to be sexually fixated on his d. And the daughter is dying. She looks like she's being kind of both starved and fed to death.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You know what I mean?

[Brent Weinbach]

No, it's very unhealthy. The only thing she eats is like cheeses and McNuggets.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's like waffle cones.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's like all she's eating is waffle cones filled with cheese.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And so these guys are. It gets rough over here. And so the. The wife gets involved. She can barely stand. She's filming them again. There's definitely something wrong with all of them. There is no outright criminality here. The reason why we're even talking about it is because it is a Chris Chan style fucking descent into watching people prostrate themselves on the Internet just simply for the freak show amount of attention that they get in order to be paid money.

[Brent Weinbach]

I think the problem is. Well, Henry and I's main problem is with this is that they seem to be more popular than us.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You see, we are. I'm mad because they're getting a lot of engagement and. Is this something we need to do?

[Brent Weinbach]

Do we need to Daddy daughter?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Do I need. Do Eddie and I need to pretend to pretend to be father and son?

[Brent Weinbach]

Do I need to start breastfeeding? Harley?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Can.

[Brent Weinbach]

If.

[Eddie Pepitone]

If Eddie breastfeeds Harley, can you pay attention to his TikTok? Okay, Will that be enough? Was that enough for you? These guys. I have to. I have to say the reason why artists were crucial is because our goal was to present to you entertainment that we made fashion through a commitment to our art, through training, years of experience, so that you don't have to watch Patrick and Shara get your almost kiss. Because you don't have to watch them do really weird IRL streams where. Where main father has a walk pad, he keeps falling off. And the. When the daughter and the mother that look more and more like each other every day start physically assaulting each other. There's got to be other stuff. Watch Bloodbath 77 on YouTube.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You know, we've worked so hard on YouTube on. On this. On this show and we're making over there. HDX2.

[Brent Weinbach]

Great show.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You go check it out.

[Brent Weinbach]

Try so hard edit it. Got a guy from Adult Swim to edit it. No one's watching.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I just needed to go watch that Sarah Getchell. Listen, I love Patrick. I get it. We do too. I love to watch Sarah Getchell try on bathing suits in front of her father. I'm with you. I love to watch the mother of the. Of the daughter film the two of them rolling around in the grass next to each other like they're two nude children in an old German 16 millimeter film.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I just need you to watch Bloodbath 77 as well. So if you're gonna just. I just must have you. This is what I'm gonna say. If you're watching Patrick at Shult, you must watch. You must. You have to stop and watch Bloodbath 77 on a YouTube.com/lpntv for an hour. And if you don't want to watch

[Brent Weinbach]

that, you can always watch HDX2. It's probably better.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Of course. It's just. It's just as good. It's just as good. I'm just saying, you watch this and I. But I get it. We went down the Reddit page. I was stuck inside the Reddit page watching them all try not to kiss each other. All right? And the whole family's trying to fuck each other. They're all slip. They're all sleeping in the same room, and they all.

[Brent Weinbach]

She has her own room.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Wow. She graduated.

[Brent Weinbach]

No, she has her own room, which you. She was pretending that she moved out and it was an apartment, and then she got a wish list for everybody, and then she started accepting gifts from everybody. And then when some people who are really into it put. Put pieces together, like, hey, that's not an apartment. That's the same room. She was like, I actually lied. I didn't move out. And I took everyone's gifts and I promised to give everyone a refund by February. Wow. Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Now that's the transparency we like to see here.

[Brent Weinbach]

Did you see him give her make her take the purity ring. Purity ring?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, like it was a wedding ring. Yeah, I saw it, Eddie.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah. He bought her a giant. A diamond ring, which. I don't know if it was fake. Yeah. But it was a big old.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He got it from. It's. It's class. It's class.

[Brent Weinbach]

I was looking at cubic zirconium. You know, like, recently, I was like, oh, I'll get Julie. Cubic zirconium. We don't want a diamond, you know, because of, like all the. It's just as expensive.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, buddy.

[Brent Weinbach]

It's just as expensive for a fake diamond.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I mean, it's. Yeah, yeah.

[Brent Weinbach]

Lab grown or whatever.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Yes, it is.

[Brent Weinbach]

It is. Just. Why is it not cheaper?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Because it's a diamond and they don't. And they don't want to. Because if they became cheaper, it would destroy the entire market. That was fake and that'd be bad for the economy.

[Brent Weinbach]

No. Okay, well, back to these.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Did you know they write books together? Oh, good.

[Brent Weinbach]

They can read.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They write books together.

[Brent Weinbach]

All right.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, yeah. Would you think that you. He said rape books together. Did you literally think that he said they rape books? Right, okay. Yeah. No, no, they can't read. They can write, though. They wrote this.

[Brent Weinbach]

I don't know. Is it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, they wrote a book called Firebound Harmony, Princess and Dragon unite. Let me guess. This is what her little.

[Brent Weinbach]

It's AI. It has to be AI.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So here, this way.

[Brent Weinbach]

They sat down and had the Pat write a book.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is from Sarah Guel. Live the life you choose, not the one everyone else expects. Since I was around 16, so many people have tried to tell me what I should be. They don't understand who I am or what my dreams are. The only ones in my life who have always supported me. My goals are my family, especially my dad.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, see, they're playing into it. Of course they're playing into it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

We are now.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, now.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Now we're doing it. We have also joined in.

[Brent Weinbach]

I think that all of society has begun to fucking reward mediocrity. They don't even want talent anymore. I mean. I mean, look at, like, look at fighting. Look at what fighting has become. All the biggest fights are the next biggest fights. Manny Pacquiao Floyd.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, that's a fight from 25 years ago.

[Brent Weinbach]

And then we watched Tyson, Jake, Paul, I get. We watch Conor McGregor break his leg in 15 seconds.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, because bones are man balsa wood. Because all he does is do cocaine all day.

[Brent Weinbach]

We don't want to see who's best at things anymore. No, we want to see people fail more than we want to see people succeed.

[Eddie Pepitone]

See, because being the best at something Eddie would, would maybe reflect on you and then you would feel a sense of like inferiority and then you would not be able to feel like a champion yourself. See what's happened.

[Brent Weinbach]

When are people going to start rooting for the losing team? Like the team that never wins? Like how is that going to be the new Super Bowl?

[Eddie Pepitone]

They do that all the time. But they have to because then they're losing team has to be get to be really good. Yeah, that's problem. But I'm with you. I get it. No, it all sucks. But I for one say Patrick and Sarah get congratulations and we can't wait to sen things in the mail. Yeah, I think that you're. I think it's, it is absolutely worth it. The other thing I've been paying very close attention to which we're going to talk about next week is the Lindsay Clancy trial. Talking about her killing her three kids and with electric with a exercise bands and slitting her wrists, slitting her throat, jumping out of a window. Now she's paralyzed. But they're coming out of it and they're trying to figure out this whole trial is about how culpable is she. Was she too mentally ill to know what she was doing or does the planning that. That she showed enough to say that it was first degree murder.

[Brent Weinbach]

Well, if they just leave her alone, she'll just die, right?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Not necessarily. Yeah, no. This is a story about this whole. It's. We'll be covering this in, in total but I've been transfixed by the trial.

[Brent Weinbach]

I haven't really learned anything about this yet.

[Eddie Pepitone]

My whole life right now is watching this trial and watching Vietnam footage. That is all I do all day long.

[Brent Weinbach]

See, I'm sticking to the Vietnam footage.

[Eddie Pepitone]

All I do is. It's all I have in my head 24 7. It's all I've been thinking about. I ruined a guy's night on Saturday.

[Brent Weinbach]

Hell yeah, bro.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I got liquor. I haven't done this in a while. I got straight up old fashioned liquored up.

[Brent Weinbach]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And I talked Vietnam at a zoomer's face about an hour.

[Brent Weinbach]

Did you see that's actually your job.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Brent Weinbach]

That is like not only literally your job, but also like you need to do that to people. They need to know and you know, when you can't it too easy. They don't talk to their grandparents. These little, these consumers.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They don't And I do think it's interesting because most of them, they're. They're mostly in the White House or they're. They were at January 6th. See, my problem with this guy was, is that he obviously was too socially awkward to talk to anybody else. And he definitely was looking for ways out. Yeah, he was looking for ways out. And I wasn't specifically. I wasn't gonna let him out.

[Brent Weinbach]

No, you. You're practicing for the show as you should be. I never turn it off.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, I got him down. I got him down to be like. Be like, like. So where you stand now? Vietnam War never ended. Yeah, the Vietnam War never ended, man.

[Brent Weinbach]

See, that's what happens when you see us out and about. You can corner Henry and get that and then me. You just got to talk about P. Funk or, you know, lobster.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Get him food. Shrimp.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Can we take the Terry Sho pictures off the monitor? I'm just, I just look up and I just see her. Oh, now we got.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, there we go.

[Eddie Pepitone]

All right, let's do this. Very funny story. Now you're funny. I just keep looking up and just seeing Terry Schiavo and I'm just like, oh, oh, wow, she alive? Is she back? Summer means freedom. And for adults, summer means work next to freedom. But thanks to Mint Mobile's summer sale, it could almost feel like the work is playtime for the adults. Right now. All of mint's plans are $15 per month. Month, even unlimited. Free yourself from big wireless and switch to Mint Mobile for high speed data and coverage on the T Mobile 5G network. It's so well connected, I could call from anywhere deep from well within my bunker where my AI fueled robots slowly but surely toil for me. But I know for a fact I'm saving money on my phone plan are up above where I'm training all of my giant IT Amazon female warriors who will fight in bulletproof mesh. Also, honestly, Mint Mobile is really cheap and it's really reliable. So you should use it to get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month. Go to mintmobile.com lpotl that's mintmobile.com lpotl cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at mintmobile.com lpotl THAT'S IT. There's no catch. Upfront payment of $45 per three months, $90 for six months or $180 for 12 months. Plan required $50 per month equivalent taxes and fees. Extra initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes. May slow when network is busy. Includes up to 20 gigabyte, hotspot capable. Device required. Availability, speed and coverage varies.

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Eddie Pepitone]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Eddie Pepitone]

so this story, this made me laugh.

[Brent Weinbach]

As honestly, this is what all news should be.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, this, this story really made me laugh. So this young man, Taekwondo Johnson. This is not the part that made me laugh. He shot up a bunch of people, right? He shot.

[Brent Weinbach]

He's facing arrest for felony assault and the firearm connection with a double shooting in Newport July 19th in Rhode Island.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Right?

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So we don't know. But the thing that's interesting is like, that's not that interesting. What's super interesting is that this young boy was actually just named literally last year. So before all this happened, Pope Leo, our new Chicago thick style Pope. I want to find out exactly how this works. Side stories lpotl gmail.com because I know every Pope has to make lists of like, miracles. Yeah.

[Brent Weinbach]

This is one that he thought that he saw.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You have to apply. I don't know.

[Brent Weinbach]

I'm surprised this miracle wasn't about hot dogs.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You think it would be Joey Chestnut?

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You know, it's just amazing to see somebody with a bottomless gullet who's not always beating his wife.

[Brent Weinbach]

How aggravating is it we have a Pope from Chicago and he's not fatter.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is what we've been talking about. He's not from Chicago. He must be from some other place in Illinois because he's actually from Chicago and he had the balls to be Pope. He should be £300.

[Brent Weinbach]

You know what his Italian beef is just him talking to the other guys in the Vatican about who the best pedophile is.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Antonia. No, no, no. Piero. He makes them almost like it. You got the. Oh, Father Piero. He can make a bab cycle with the tragedy that happened.

[Brent Weinbach]

What are you saying?

[Eddie Pepitone]

I rap a baby so good. So good. That's his Italian beat.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, exactly.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And so. But so because of this, I'd love to know how this process actually works. The. So retroactively. Taekwond Johnson, when He was born 2007, he was born without a heartbeat.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And so these doctors, a series of doctors, they got together and they. I'm going to say this.

[Brent Weinbach]

He was a C section early baby.

[Eddie Pepitone]

C section super. He was a preemie. The doctors got together and invoked the St Salvador Valera para baby came back to life.

[Brent Weinbach]

They said that the. He was born for 65 minutes without a heartbeat and then miraculously came alive when they started praying in the room.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So they said they. It was on the Blessed Salvador Valena paradise, right?

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So they believed it was a miracle.

[Brent Weinbach]

They retroactively made it a miracle. Last year, the Vatican made it the miracle 2025.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They've declared that a miracle. They said miracle baby and they saved the baby just to go out and shoot a couple people in Rhode Island.

[Brent Weinbach]

That's right.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And I just think that that's extremely funny because what I got on me, you got.

[Brent Weinbach]

You got a big old.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, you got spit lumps.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah. Spit lumps. Yeah. We can cut it out. I was trying to do it so you. It would be an easy cut, but got spit lumps.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's because I'm. Talk about the Pope, get angry.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah. So anyway, this miracle baby shot up a place apparently.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So God. God went out of his way to save this baby. So if we believe that God every day wakes up with a series of. To do things on his desk, right.

[Brent Weinbach]

He does the miracles with guns, like finger guns.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's what I'm. That's how I do it.

[Brent Weinbach]

You going to live? You. You going to die?

[Eddie Pepitone]

You going to die? You going to die. You got AIDS. You don't got AIDS. You got. You got AIDS. You don'T got AIDS. Next. Next.

[Brent Weinbach]

So.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So he must have like. Do you think that's how it works, that he sits at his desk? Do you think he does correspondence first? You think he gets up and then he's like, okay, here's the prayers done. Okay, you want a billion dollars? Do you want a trillion dollars? You got It. Oh, you want something. Oh, you want the family to get this miracle health care thing? Nah, that's stupid.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And so when he just.

[Brent Weinbach]

He just goes and he greets all his pedophiles and high fives each one of them.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Good work keeping all these kids in line. And so then they. Then what do you think God does? So then God just chooses randomly who he's gonna pick to save or not save. Right. And then the idea of, like. So he has no idea. God knows everything.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, God knows everything.

[Eddie Pepitone]

God knows if God's real. He knows every single thing is gonna happen. Past, present, future. There's no such thing as time.

[Brent Weinbach]

God could see out my eyes. He could see how your eyes could see out the dog's eyes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

God's looking out my butt right now. If he wants to, he could turn my butthole into an eyeball he can look out of if he wants to.

[Brent Weinbach]

Wants you to a God.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I bet you. I bet he is right now. And guess who's not saying anything?

[Brent Weinbach]

Nothing much.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He's in my pants. Yeah, right.

[Brent Weinbach]

You just move on, I guess.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I guess that's. You be like, oh, I tried that roulette. Yeah. He's every day shat roulette. Come on. I know. It's good. It's good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's really good.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So this. So God then chose to Tian. And Tian did come out and say, which I thought was really nice, straight up, you know, if God didn't want me in this world, he would let me die on that table. But he wanted to give me a second chance. He said this before he was arrested for the crime. Obviously. That was when he was. When they first said the. When the miracle was first announced.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They wouldn't ask him when he was

[Brent Weinbach]

a fresh miracle baby.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And do you think that that then gives you the confidence to do crime

[Brent Weinbach]

at 18 years old, man, you're declared a miracle.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Like, if you're declared a miracle at 18 years old to me, if you're not, like, because, like, nor. That's like, what happened in Northwest.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You start getting hand piercings. You're going on a 13. You're 13 years old, going on a world tour that you have no music. I mean, nobody knows. You just have confidence. How could you, like, do you think canceled the tour? Got canceled. Good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I mean, she's a child. But what is about the. But what about this where, like, do you. Do you think it makes them go like, I'm untouchable?

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, of course. He's a miracle baby. He's Gonna be worshiped in prison.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Miracle Babies. Miracle Babies. Also a really fun gang Nick name.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You very rarely boy Miracle Baby. Have you met Miracle Baby around with. He has a little. Yeah, it says Miracle Baby arrested at shooting. And it's just a picture of him as a baby. That's the copo of babies. That's the cap of the boss of Boss Babies. No one got, no one reports. Hired as the cop. The cop, the babies.

[Brent Weinbach]

It was. Well, it was a miracle bully because it was double shooting, one bullet.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is my miracle, yo. That's incredible. Then Pope Leo could do it again.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And he said, this is my. This is my. Yo, this is my homie, Miracle Baby. And it's a little preemie on an oxygen machine, but, like, that's my dope ass homie, right? Take a look. You kiss him. You kiss my Miracle Baby.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's my miracle baby. You give him a little kiss. He covered a slime from his mother.

[Brent Weinbach]

What if it comes out that the people he shot were pedophiles?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Great.

[Brent Weinbach]

Then is he the Miracle baby? Like a right hand of God? Is he an archangel now?

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, actually, no. You know why? Because if he was indeed if he had the miraculous powers of Jesus Christ, I do believe he should be able to cure them. Oh, and be like, you ain't no pedal. You like big tits now? Damn. You like big tits.

[Brent Weinbach]

Imagine how great that would be, dude.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's what a genie should do. Dude, Big bam. You like big tits. I want every pedophile to love huge naturals.

[Brent Weinbach]

My first wish. First wish. Robert Williams. What an amazing first wish. I feel like that has to be everyone's first wish from now on.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No.

[Brent Weinbach]

What?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Whoa.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's a good wish. Wait a second. Even me? I mean, I. Oh, guys. I know. I don't think Robin Williams genie was a pedophile. No, unfortunately, because he would have wished it out.

[Brent Weinbach]

We couldn't wish for his own self. He was still a slave.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He was a slave. Yeah, I know.

[Brent Weinbach]

All right, all right. Here.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Do your favorite story, Eddie.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, I mean, I got lots of favorite stories, but my absolute favorite, favorite story, it comes from Florida. It's in Hollywood, Florida, which is very nice. There's a steakhouse there.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, yeah.

[Brent Weinbach]

Man, oh, man.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's yum, yum.

[Brent Weinbach]

Class Soiree steakhouse.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Okay?

[Brent Weinbach]

It's on one two one North 20th Avenue in Hollywood, Florida, if anyone wants to go. And once a month, they are starting complete nude dining.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Wait a second. All right, we talked about this before the show, but Mike, I just realized this. So it's just once a month.

[Brent Weinbach]

It's just once a month. You have to buy tickets to it. So you make a special event, and it holds 20 people right before this. 250 for men, $150 for women, 300 for couples.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's disgusting. First of all, like, that is, like, such, like, the idea of charging more for men and the women is just, like, classless.

[Brent Weinbach]

I mean. I mean, I think. I think. I think it's okay.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well, it should be no single unaccompanied men. I mean, well, only couples and single women.

[Brent Weinbach]

Or you make that extra 100 and let them come.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But they're always the ones that are going to be up. You don't think they're not going to be the problem? Of course.

[Brent Weinbach]

Why they charge an extra 100.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So the guy that we went to, we watched.

[Brent Weinbach]

Now you're a gay male couple. Is it still 300?

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, I charge them less.

[Brent Weinbach]

Charge them less.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. That's more fun.

[Brent Weinbach]

Well, here it is. 250 for a man, 150 for a woman, 300 for couples. If you are a gay male couple, is it 100 no. Or 300? No.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's a couple couple.

[Brent Weinbach]

So you come in. So basically, if you're two perverts, you be like, yeah, we're gay together.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes.

[Brent Weinbach]

There you go, guys. I just saved you 200 bucks.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Congrats. I saved you 200 bucks for free. You know what I also love about this place? So, number one, we watched the interview with the chef who the only way to really describe is a hornier, Patrice o'. Neal. He looks like he's got a fedora

[Brent Weinbach]

and he's actively drinking on the job.

[Eddie Pepitone]

When they interview him, it is in the morning. He is visibly intoxicated. The. The horrific Maga Co dude reporter talking

[Brent Weinbach]

to him looks like Bruce McCullough from Kids in the hall doing a character.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It is amazing. He is lit up because he kept being like. Because also, what I love is that. So it's a Hollywood, Florida newscast that we're watching this on, and the first thing the reporter asks is all naked people said, don't tell me. Is there going to be any hanky pinky going on?

[Brent Weinbach]

Absolutely not.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He goes, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Brent Weinbach]

He definitely starts doing spiritual.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Is a. He's visibly intoxicated. And he keeps very small. It is two tables with a gigantic flat screen, which, again, that is not the class. That's not a classy atmosphere. It's a gigantic flat screen, which I think is that is objectively funny. It's very Florida.

[Brent Weinbach]

They say it's a five star experience.

[Eddie Pepitone]

What? Because two of those stars are balls.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like a house.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is, it's, it's just like a living room. It's got cards. But, but now that you're, now that all this is said and done, even just saying this, I thought this was a permanently nude restaurant.

[Brent Weinbach]

No.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So you mean to tell me this special event. So, so every other day, so I come the next day, you got a,

[Brent Weinbach]

you got a fresh soaked. You imagine they give it a wipe. It's like gym equipment. You got to give it a one fucking.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No.

[Brent Weinbach]

Absolutely.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

[Brent Weinbach]

It's legal because the staff half is clothed. But he also says that once you walk through the door, I'll most likely be nude. No clothes on.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, he said. But then he specifically said. Chef Barad Ali specifically said because the reporter said asked him, are you naked? And he said no. Never.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah. So I guess if he's, if it's his day off, he could be naked.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No.

[Brent Weinbach]

If he chooses not to be working that day.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is my host of clothes.

[Brent Weinbach]

The waiters have closed. The host is closed.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, the cook should have closed because cook has clothes. He just said no.

[Brent Weinbach]

But he, I, I, you know, I, it's, it goes back and forth.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You're saying he's flirty, he's flirting with.

[Brent Weinbach]

I think sometimes he acts as mater

[Eddie Pepitone]

d. That is do not go to this place. No. This place is legitimately going to be so thoroughly investigated.

[Brent Weinbach]

Class Soiree Steakhouse.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But why is the class an acronym acronym stand for?

[Brent Weinbach]

Let's find the website.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Why is it an acronym? I just, I'm not sitting in the same chair. You ref. I refuse to. No, it doesn't. It's just this picture, buddy. I'm not sitting in the same chair as a 300 pound man that you know how many you know this is gonna be all.

[Brent Weinbach]

Dudes, that shrimp cocktail looks awful.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, of course. The last thing I want is naked shrimp. Cock tail. Yeah, I have to be the only one naked.

[Brent Weinbach]

It's a full chicken.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's gross.

[Brent Weinbach]

That's weird.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is all gross. A rotisserie chicken if we're going to do. I honestly, you know, my opinion is opinion. If you're having nude food. Sushi.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, sushi is definitely more or like no dessert.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Cold like ch.

[Brent Weinbach]

Like sexy desserts.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Sexy cold place in Key west with

[Brent Weinbach]

sexy desserts and you're not naked. But it's, it's a sexy dessert place. I went with Julie, it was like. It was very cute. It was sexy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But were there naked people in there? Yeah, no, that's different.

[Brent Weinbach]

There were naked people at the Rooftop Garden of Eden bar.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's different.

[Brent Weinbach]

That's different.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They kind of said part of this is it's sex. So that's the adult only bar you went to. It's called Better than Sex.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So, guys, that's exactly the place. So my question. So it is food. It is clothing optional.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Where?

[Brent Weinbach]

Better than sex. Yeah, no, better than sex is just sexy food.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I just want my food and my nudity.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

To be separate. Maybe that makes me a prude. Yeah, maybe I'm a prude. I just want my. I want those two experiences to be separate experiences.

[Brent Weinbach]

No. Absolutely no. They should be, but not a class.

[Eddie Pepitone]

What does it stand for?

[Brent Weinbach]

I can't find.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And if it's sexual, if it's not sexual, then what is it? I know this idea. I'm constantly battering this idea back and forth in my head because I, you know, on one hand I'm trying to understand the body is not inherently sexual. I'm trying to hear. Hear that from people that just because.

[Brent Weinbach]

But then this doesn't exist if that's how people feel.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But no, there's some people that view it as like a freedom quote, unquote freedom thing. But you're not really free because you still got to pay to be inside the establishment to take your clothes off, to eat rotisserie chicken together. And you could do that for free in your house. Or minus the. What does the health department think about that?

[Brent Weinbach]

The health department doesn't care. It's a private event. That seems. It's a private event.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Fishy. If everybody smells fishy. I feel like if anybody. He had an issue with it. I mean, they're gonna have an issue with it. At some point this is gonna be over.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, at some point something's gonna happen.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Something bad is gonna happen.

[Brent Weinbach]

There's no way this lasts forever more.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I am just gonna say, and I'm not to. I don't know the man, but I just feel like a lot of the issues are gonna come back to the chef. You know, I have a feeling from seeing his interview with the reporter that a lot of the issues are gonna come back to the chef. And he is going. There's going to be. Because. Because he's said emphatically to the reporter he does not get naked. And the fact that he seems to intimate he. Sometimes I get naked might. Might affect some people, make people feel comfortable. I Feel like some people. I don't think it is. It wouldn't make me feel comfortable.

[Brent Weinbach]

Are spending $300 a couple to go here, you know. Oh, the Instagram page is down.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes, of course it is. It's not going to stay open. Go someplace else. If you want to spend $300 on an evening. There's so many places you. Then you can go home and be naked. You could just then be naked all day long, man.

[Brent Weinbach]

$300 goes a long way at Flanagan's, I'll tell you that much.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh my God. You could fucking pay for the whole coven in Flanagan's. Are you talking about. I mean, I just did fucking grocery shopping the other day and I felt like I was buying fancy clothes.

[Brent Weinbach]

Maybe.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Maybe just buy food and buy. Cook. Cook your expensive ass food at home completely naked.

[Brent Weinbach]

Nowhere on the website do they tell us what the an acronym means. They.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They're not. There's no anachronism. It is. Got dots in it. Yeah, no, but I think they just did that for fun. Yeah, that's another thing they're lying to you about. If they've got an acronym and they

[Brent Weinbach]

have to explain what it is.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You got it. Then there's an acronym.

[Brent Weinbach]

There has to be an about us page.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You can't just make up acronyms.

[Brent Weinbach]

I'm looking. I've been looking too. Yeah, it's like they have like a Meet the Chef page.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, this is women with his dick and balls out. Meet the Chef and his testicles.

[Brent Weinbach]

Look at this look. Hat. His little chef's hat I put on my penis. That's a condom.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, so I don't get the pork chops pregnant. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, he does private parties too.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, he better. Private parties.

[Brent Weinbach]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Eddie Pepitone]

Claude, you can talk.

[Brent Weinbach]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Brent Weinbach]

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[Eddie Pepitone]

Alright, here we go. Here's another fun story. Man allegedly killed mother. Poured cat litter on her head. Set her up, set her on fire.

[Brent Weinbach]

Going to do. All right. So this guy, he, he got mad. He got mad at his mom. He tried to kill her before and he stabbed her in the neck a bunch of times and she died. And then after she died, he poured a bunch of cat litter on her head, in her ears, in her mouth, in her eyes and dumped the rest on her head. Like, made sure he shoved it in there real good. He packed it up in there and then he, he took a little fire and he lit a fire right in her crotch. And then he left.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Didn't take.

[Brent Weinbach]

No. It didn't take, no. But he did start a fire between her legs.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Do you think he packed her up? Oh, like Gary Busey in Was it Black Sheep?

[Brent Weinbach]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Started firing her grandma's pennies. I just like that. Right. And so I, I don't quite know why he buried her head in the cat litter.

[Brent Weinbach]

I imagine it was an argument that they had. I'mma go ahead and just say that they, they had a volatile relationship.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Do you think that he was like.

[Brent Weinbach]

I don't. They don't say what happened to the cat.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You ever have that thing with, with fish when they do the salt bake? I love it when they cover it like a hard pack of salt.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh my God, it's so good. Have you ever done it? Yeah, it's so good.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's what he's doing to the lady. He was trying to.

[Brent Weinbach]

Do you think he was going to cook her head like cat cat litter and that?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Beautiful.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And that like, and then you crack

[Brent Weinbach]

it, you crack it and you're like,

[Eddie Pepitone]

oh, all the lemons are in it.

[Brent Weinbach]

That's right.

[Eddie Pepitone]

There's all these lemon, all these delicious lemons. It's cooked perfectly. You got the capers in it. I could see what he's doing. I think he might have been misdirected it was a.

[Brent Weinbach]

It's a Wapaka. Wapaka County.

[Eddie Pepitone]

What?

[Brent Weinbach]

Wapaka. How do you say that?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Waaka.

[Brent Weinbach]

Wapaka.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Wapaka.

[Brent Weinbach]

Waaka.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Brent Weinbach]

Waka.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Waaka County Sheriff's Office. He is looking upset.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, no, he's in a lot of trouble.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They say there's no clear motive.

[Brent Weinbach]

I will say, looking at his eyes, I believe that there might be no clear motive.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He is not giving the. The gaze of a man with long view.

[Brent Weinbach]

No. Yeah, no, this is. Yeah, there is a. Yeah, exactly.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He's living in the moment. He's living in the moment. He saw the cat litter. He's like, you know what? You know, I've always wanted to do. I've always wanted to cover mom's head in this.

[Brent Weinbach]

He's.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Now I get to.

[Brent Weinbach]

He's already facing attempted murder charges stem from a violent incident that involved his mother in February.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, yeah.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And they. They looked the footage.

[Brent Weinbach]

They.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They said they. They found him and they. He was. He spent. He was. A few hours later, he was sitting on a bench near. Near an elementary school, which is great. He was trying to. Billy Madison himself. He was just trying to get a little education. And then we finally got him and they arrested him. He did a bit of a resisting, and then they put him in leg shackles. And they said the only thing he had on him was two lighters and a Bible, which is the only thing I travel with when I go abroad, because that's all I need, man. I just need to be able to keep predators away in the night.

[Brent Weinbach]

So apparently after he did the crime, he left. Left. And then he tried to come back later to, like, discover the body, you know, like. And he was like. He came in, like, whistling with a Bible in his hand.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, wait. Yeah, yeah, like, thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt honor thy mother and father. That's a great idea. Bible. I can't believe I didn't read this before. Mom, what happened with the cat letter?

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, my God. My mom's trying to commit suicide by cat letter.

[Brent Weinbach]

I told you to leave the letter in the box.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, my God.

[Brent Weinbach]

To clean it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I wonder if she thought this would make her head stop smelling bad. Oh, we're getting all the moisture out of her facial meat.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, well, I mean, now there are two cats that need to be adopted.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So you want to check out the Wapaka local cat rescue, because obviously there is a cat that now needs a home because his mother was married. Made into a poo poo. That's got to be the hardest thing. And that's. These are the lessons of the hardest lessons to learn.

[Brent Weinbach]

There is a similar thing happened, just slightly just flip it all around upside down. In northwest Indiana, a woman allegedly cut out her father's heart after stabbing him.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Ooh, interesting. That's actually quite difficult. I was just.

[Brent Weinbach]

That's what I was thinking. She was 32, so she's got some strength.

[Eddie Pepitone]

She's young. I was one of the Vietnam vets I was listening to was talking up about how when he was faced with a man, a VC man, and they both had. He. His gun was empty, and the VC man lifted up his rifle to fire at him and it jammed. And so then he grabbed his bayonet to run and push him down. Right. In order to stab him to death. And he said the hardest part and the most shocking part is that when he first stabbed him with the bayonet, it bounced off his sternum.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And he was so frightened by what had happened, and he almost like, died right there because he was like, oh, my God. These. They're invincible.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah. But that's just gonna happen. You gotta quit the. You just caught the wrong spot.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He was in the throes of war.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And he was killing a man with his bare hands.

[Brent Weinbach]

Sounds like he wasn't strong enough to get the job done.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Sounds like he was an 18 year old. That shouldn't have been the fucking jungle.

[Brent Weinbach]

So. But this lady was 32 and she cut out her father's heart.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And that shows that I do believe that women should serve in the military.

[Brent Weinbach]

That's right.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Because I think that that's like, you know, I'm pushing against Pete Hegseth because that's the kind of woman that really showed that if she wants to kill, cut out some. Somebody's heart, then she goes ahead and does it. Yas Queen, she learned. She watched it on YouTube herself. She don't need a man.

[Brent Weinbach]

You know, and I know you're not supposed to blame the victims here, but in both of these cases, I'm like, what do these parents do?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well, it's just I. I don't feel the. The elderly mother, I feel not as. I feel bad for.

[Brent Weinbach]

Of course. She feel bad for everybody, for sure. I feel bad for the people who did the crimes, to be honest with you, if you really want to get into it. But like, say, time. This is horrible.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, I think that it is. People are messed up.

[Brent Weinbach]

They're definitely messed up.

[Eddie Pepitone]

People are messed up. People get upset. And I think that they don't know what to do with it. And I think that they're afraid they're not going to get their homes because boomers are spending all the money.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah. She didn't say that she killed her father, but then she went to the hospital anyway because her hands were all cut up. And she said that she had her hands got cut up because she were from a weed whacker or a small saw. That's hard. Yeah, it's one of those. You don't remember if it was a weed whacker or a small.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, you know, cut the hands up, you'd know.

[Brent Weinbach]

So I imagine she used a small saw to cut her father's heart out.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It does sound like that.

[Brent Weinbach]

And then they found him with the heart sitting on top of his stomach. So she, like, cut it out and then put it on top of him and left.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well, yeah. It sounds like by then you're just tired. That's my thing. She's just like, oh, why'd I do this? You know, like, you know how many times you do something so hard and you work so hard on something, then you're like, what's for this? It's like getting an embroidery.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No one's going to see this.

[Brent Weinbach]

Three knives are recovered inside the house of blood on them.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well, good. At least they know where they are.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well, you know this. It's hard to be a parent. That's why I don't have kids. I'm not going to let them kill me when I'm 85 years old.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Once you still live with you at 32, it could be any day that.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's just an adult now.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You know, I mean, that's a border. That's not even a child anymore. You have to think about that.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh. The coroner says it was a homicide. Homicide.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, crazy. I was waiting for that to come back. I needed to know that before back. So what, we can actually now talk about what we. We actually. I'm sorry for before. Up to this point, we were just conjecturing. So this is another great story, Eddie, that you brought my way. And I want to know who did it.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is more important than any of the other stories we've covered so far.

[Brent Weinbach]

It makes me want to go to Columbia, actually.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Done. Wasn't for me. Makes me want to stay far away from.

[Brent Weinbach]

I'm excited.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So this is by far the most important story of the week. And we, you know, a lot of opinions are going to come out about this story. So even before we get into it, I just want you to know we try as much as we can here at Last Podcast Network to have an informed look forward. Right. And when we talk about subjects, our goal is to be informed. Yeah, of course, a bit. People might even say we're flippant. We're like, we're funny, we're light hearted. Blue, A little blue. You know, I mean but the. But when it comes down to it, this is truly. This is. These are kind of stories that bring us all together.

[Brent Weinbach]

So what happened was a bunch of people in Columbia we're going to see the new Spider man movie. It looks great. I saw it, it was good.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I loved it.

[Brent Weinbach]

I'm very excited to see it. But I'm not excited to see it in Columbia because apparently there was one guy in the theater who farted so bad they had to cancel the screening.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Now I don't know whether or not this has something to do with American forces. I don't know if this is some form of. You know what I was thinking? Why aren't we Havana Syndroming Mitch McConnell.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, just, just far enough to kill him. Just see what happens.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, just zap them. This is happen with a man. This is the perfect time to do it. But I feel like this could either be. This is some kind of psychological attack by our forces in culinary Colombia in order to I guess destabilize the international Spider man market or their guts are as rotten as all. And it's that Spider man. The guy in the Spider man costume.

[Brent Weinbach]

Apparently there was 200 people in the audience and the whole place had to leave and officially cancel the movie.

[Eddie Pepitone]

There is just no way. There's no way. Right.

[Brent Weinbach]

But they're saying it could have been

[Eddie Pepitone]

someone's like it could have to be stink bomb.

[Brent Weinbach]

But then some guy was farting and like you can't just fart that you.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I've been around your farts. I've been around the farts of the elderly.

[Brent Weinbach]

I've had a couple that would have caused a stir. I don't know about this.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Do you have everybody leaving?

[Brent Weinbach]

I mean a couple people. The people next to you leave. But the whole cinema.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I just feel like that has to be a weaponized gas attack that's to be some kind of stink bomb. In my mind. I don't know if just one far can wipe it off out like that. They're like.

[Brent Weinbach]

Or something.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Unless you fully. I might think about your pants.

[Brent Weinbach]

Maybe.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Maybe it's a Spider Man.

[Brent Weinbach]

98 audience score on Rotten Tomatoes. That 2%.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's got to be Colombia.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, Colombia. They were not happy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They were like, no, as far as I know. And Spider man, he smell like fart. Nobody like a spider man in Colombia because the ways are you losers are loser. Your post is hilarious for throwing this

[Brent Weinbach]

in at the end.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Past post movie critic says Johnny Olinsky. He dubbed the movie tonally similar to the Toby Maguire franchise of the 2000s, which he called not only the gold standard of Spider man movies, but Marvel films as well. The article about. Yeah, just so you know, we still like Marvel movies.

[Brent Weinbach]

There was a. We love Marvel Spider man in the movie theater.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's who I'm blaming.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I'm blaming the guy in the full Spider man costume because most guys.

[Brent Weinbach]

I mean, there was a guy in the Green Goblin costume.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Bet you're not bottom dollar. But I also think that. Let's just be honest here. We all know professional cosplayers, you know that these costumes get really smelly. Yeah.

[Brent Weinbach]

And they don't necessarily always have a zipper.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And they also probably don't have the best diets. Especially that Spider man we're looking at is pretty yolked. He's probably in quite a bit of protein.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, that guy. He's. I mean, he's chubby too.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, he's fat jacked.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, he's. That's my dream body.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, yeah. No, I want to be.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, God.

[Brent Weinbach]

I love fat jacked people.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Fat jacked is my goal. But he could also.

[Brent Weinbach]

Then.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But that also. The road to fat jacked is a lot. Is lined with many, many, many, many horrendous farts.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, yeah. Lots of chicharron.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Lazy Z. No, you want it to stay to the Pernil. If I was him, I would stick to the Pernil. Get away from this. The skins. I think that's really affecting you. Are you ready for some? Listen, arenas.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, do we have. Do we have a sting?

[Eddie Pepitone]

I can play you guys a new one. Or do you want the classic reggae? I think you guys like the classic. Yeah.

[Brent Weinbach]

Let's do one more week with the reggae. Let's do one more week because it was really good. It deserves another one.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Here it is from our buddy George.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, this one goes out to Tootsie.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Rest in peace.

[Brent Weinbach]

Peace. Sad stories.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Sad stories. It might get scary it might get gory. Henry will burp that.

[Brent Weinbach]

He will make a fun.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's how you know that you're having fun.

[Brent Weinbach]

That was really good.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This joke us in.

[Brent Weinbach]

This is pretty great.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, it's nice.

[Brent Weinbach]

What happened? You got. You got handed a Note for the

[Eddie Pepitone]

first time ever, we did hear now. My family have been part of the Mormon Church since before the church was officially organized. One of my pioneer ancestors was a polygamist and was absolutely awful. His wives included nine women, including two sisters and a mother and daughter. By the time the bastard died, all but one of his wives had left him. Anyways, I'm with the kids these days. Call a homicide sexual.

[Brent Weinbach]

Cool.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I left the church in 2015, and it's the best decision I've ever made.

[Brent Weinbach]

Even cooler.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I'm still deprogramming from all the nonsense they filled my brain with from birth. One thing I've never been able to do is get rid of my temple clothes, even though I haven't been in a Temple since 2012. Your interview with Alyssa Grenfell gave me the idea that you guys might appreciate them. They'll do more good with you guys than sitting in a box in my closet. Plus, it'll help me get them out of my life and close one more part of my Mormon trauma. Thanks again for the great entertainment. Inhale Satan. And he gave us a whole bunch of really gritted. Those are Mormon little underwear. Shoes.

[Brent Weinbach]

He said it's a bunch of Mormon.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well, they're clean, but these are the good ones. Yeah, but these are the fancy ones.

[Brent Weinbach]

But he wore them. What size is he?

[Eddie Pepitone]

I think he's a big boy.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, these will be good. Actually tried them on or opened them up? Yeah, try them on later Them on.

[Brent Weinbach]

Rob. Yeah. These are for you. This is part.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is great for you. This is great. This is great. But thank you and congrats. Good work on getting out of there.

[Brent Weinbach]

Stay gay.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Stay gay, my friend.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yes, absolutely. You're lucky. You're one of the. You're one of the blessed ones.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Enjoy being gay. How fun is that?

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, did you see the woman was. A woman bride was arrested for setting the church on fire because she was getting married. Forced married into a Mormon church.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Y. Happy for her. Y. I. First of all, one big update. We actually did get an update.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, let's hear it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Fat people have more. More blood.

[Brent Weinbach]

They do. We found that out in the moment, though. Yes, we did.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But also, I then looked at it that someone sent an email officially saying that people have more blood. We kind of thought, yeah, sure. I just thought it was part of the struggle of being obese is that we had the same amount of blood as everybody else. But no, as a matter of fact, we have more blood.

[Brent Weinbach]

We have more blood.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's so funny, though, that you think that being fat, you have to struggle, but you only get this much blood. How am I supposed to know? I don't know. I'm a blood expert.

[Brent Weinbach]

I think we need a full fat farm vampire movie now.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes, we do. Yes, we do. I am ready for that. Here we go. This comes from the. Someone was inspired by my Breatharian episode.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, it was good.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Thank you.

[Brent Weinbach]

I really enjoyed it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Actually, I'll just get right into it. The 2010s Instagram was new and highly unregulated. It wasn't uncommon to add random people based on a shared interest or hashtag. And you would only get content on your feed from users you follow. We remember the 2010s. Mm, we're very old. One day I got a message from this Australian guy, probably early 20s. Both had tattoos from the same video game and we started a habit of messaging each other and every time we got a new piece, chatting about other things. It was never super deep. By no means.

[Brent Weinbach]

We were.

[Eddie Pepitone]

We weren't close friends, but he treated his social media like a diary. So I witnessed a lot. He was really into Norwegian black metal and he posted a lot of really dark stuff. I'm talking pictures of fresh self inflicted wounds all over his body, captions about how worthless he was, lots of blood, and obsession with death. At first I'd reach out and ask if he was okay, but it always minimized it and laughed it off. So I was like, okay, maybe he just does it for the mayhem aesthetic. Eventually it escalated to video clips of him cutting himself. Then he stopped posting for a while. After a while he was back, but he was buff. All his content turned into weightlifting and PMA motivation. He started getting into the Paleo diet and eventually turned into the all meat diet, which then turned into all raw meat. His page was now all super graphic. Slabs of dripping red meat. Him chewing meat, talking on vegetables, and of course lifting weights multiple times per day. He disappeared again, came back a few months later as a fruitarian.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh God.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is where things get scary. He started losing a ton of weight super fast. The PMA and affirmations started getting more spiritual, less cohesive. I think at this point he had moved on to some kind of communal living situation in the jungle. It was all breathwork and energy and manic looking hippies, sloppy picks of fruit all over the place, trying to sell courses and recruit people. By a couple months in, he looked like a guy who'd been lost at sea. You could see bones that I didn't even know human had. You could look into his eyes and see his body shutting down. I had to stop following him after he posted himself in the hospital twice and then pivoted to talking about how we can all get our nutrition from the sun. I've never heard him call it breatharianism, but listening to the episode, there were so many similarities and I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he was getting into. I don't know if he lived or died, but he was not in a good place the last I saw. I wanted to share this because I think diet culture slash clean eating is probably the most deadly cult of all time. He could probably express. There's an express pipeline to eating disorders and much more insidious belief systems. I do believe it. They're part of what happens with an eating disorder, which I got. I slid into one accidentally once. This is Henry talking. Is that. I remember being so proud to tell Natalie when I was at the height of my weight loss journey how like, look, all I need to eat is this. Two hard boiled eggs and an orange. And she's like, that's an eating disorder. And I remember being like, I'm a D dude. I'm a fat dude. Dudes don't get eating disorders. Literally thought that. Yeah. It's not true because a part of it is a mastery of your body. You're being told you can master your body and that if you don't master your body, you're failing.

[Brent Weinbach]

I've done two juice cleanses.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's completely normal.

[Brent Weinbach]

I don't know if it is.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It is. Yeah. Cleanses are completely normal. Yeah, it is. Fasting is normal. It is extremely normal. It is just an entire deeply restrictive lifestyle is not.

[Brent Weinbach]

Were you putting salt and pepper on the eggs?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh, well, that's nice.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Now I eat. We'll talk about this. We have an ankh episode coming up and we're going to talk about.

[Brent Weinbach]

God, I can't wait.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You better. You better be careful because it might be the entire show from now on.

[Brent Weinbach]

We're going to train you people on how to be proper un.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You're going. It's time for you. You're going to get it. You're going to get it. So orthorexia, which is what I expected my friend was dealing with, it's an eating disorder that manifests as an obsession with being healthy. People with this tend to set really extreme boundaries about what, when, how they eat, restricting certain ingredients or food groups exercising to the point food anxiety rules their entire life. Relationships crumble because they can't make any compromises and usually they wind up injured or malnourished. And our culture praises them for their dedication and willpower. It's heartbreaking to witness because it is a distreme. There's a distinct difference between eating healthy and a highly restrictive, like, diet.

[Brent Weinbach]

I did a. Like a highly restrictive diet. Like, for me, anyway. Like, it was probably normal. It's normal for a lot of people.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But you had to. Right.

[Brent Weinbach]

Because I was doing it for an episode of Brighter side.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Brent Weinbach]

You know, and I just was trying out different diets.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I remember this month.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We did. We did the juice cleanse. But I remember the hardest one for me was vegan.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes.

[Brent Weinbach]

And it was. It was so difficult for me. And then I remember one time ordering food and I didn't know because I was getting Greek food and I thought I was ordering hummus, but I ordered something with beef in it. And it came to me and I had an emotional breakdown. It was like one of the. Because I was so hungry.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, yeah.

[Brent Weinbach]

I just wanted to eat so bad.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Brent Weinbach]

But I was doing everything I could to stay on this diet. And I literally just. I had a breakdown.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I get it.

[Brent Weinbach]

And it was like one of those things where it's like.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, man.

[Brent Weinbach]

It's like all these people, they're hungry.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes.

[Brent Weinbach]

And they're. They're.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They're hungry.

[Brent Weinbach]

They're hungry. When you're very hungry, you get emotional

[Eddie Pepitone]

and you get very. And you're very easily manipulated.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yes. Because you're desperate for food because you're dying.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is very interesting. It's hard because as a person now, like, I'm trying to get from some form of fitness back in my life. It's extremely difficult to figure out what exactly to do and to have the resources. I have the resources to do it.

[Brent Weinbach]

But it's.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Everybody tells you something different. And you have to do every single thing is about what works for you personally. There is no giant general tip that works for every single human being.

[Brent Weinbach]

Everybody is different.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Everyone is different.

[Brent Weinbach]

But every drug affects everybody differently.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But the one thing that is not different is that each one of us needs to eat and drink water.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And nobody. What anybody says to you. You have to do just those two things.

[Brent Weinbach]

No matter. Even if it's just crackers.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Even if it's just crackers, you gotta eat something and you have to drink water at least. Which is hilarious to me. This is crazy to me still to this day.

[Brent Weinbach]

And you shouldn't have a blog where you pretend to fuck your daughter either.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Not any. You know, not in this. Unless you want to make a lot of money. And you can live every day wanting to pretend to make love to your daughter on camera because you know you're laughing your way to the bank. And then you can love your wife differently.

[Brent Weinbach]

You know what else you shouldn't do? You shouldn't, you shouldn't stab your mother in the neck and fill all of her head holes with cat litter instead of fire in her crotch.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Unless of course, you want to make it to side Stories, which is how you get a one way ticket all the way to the front page of side stores. Oh, thank you, young man. So you go to patreon.com podcast11 or to listen to us ad free. You can also watch Movie Stories over there as well. That's Ed and I breaking out a bunch of different movies. Go look at our show over there. It's on the Patreon. We are also on Netflix. You can see us there. You already have it. Go look on it.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yes. How you doing? Also, you want to see us in real life. On August 16th, Henry and I and my buddy Disney Dan are going to be doing a show called Dead Men Tell Some Tales over at Dynasty Typewriter. If you're not in la, we're going to be live streaming it so you can check it all there. Get [e-mail] I got all kinds of showcase coming up. 911 in D.C. can't wait.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Best day to be there.

[Brent Weinbach]

912 D.C. second best day to be there. Going to have a lot of fun. Then I got September 22nd.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I still feel like the second best day to be there is President's day.

[Brent Weinbach]

You're right. Third best day. Third best day. September 27th, Milwaukee Laughing Tap. That's going to be with Logan Metz. October 4th, Denver, Colorado at the Comedy Works. And October 2025th, Cobbs Comedy Club with Billy Wayne Davis co headlining. The day after we do Redway again.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Can't wait.

[Brent Weinbach]

Oh my God. Yeah. So go. You want to see Side Stories right now? Technically the only book, the only show we have on the books is side Stories live at the Matteo Center.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But we will have a big. We'll have a bunch of come out soon.

[Brent Weinbach]

Yeah, we got a bunch of shows coming.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Updates are coming out and then the

[Brent Weinbach]

crime wave's still happening, baby. Crime wave at sea, baby, baby.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Go, go Crime Wave and see those tickets are still available. Also tickets are available for Midsummer screens this weekend. Come this weekend. Midsummerscream.org Come and see our last panel on the left. Sunday, August 9th, we are also. We can't. We don't know the exact time. Buy tickets for Sunday. We're there all day and then we're sell. We're signed in all weekend. We're hanging out all weekend.

[Brent Weinbach]

I'm gonna be there every day.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Come and see our ass.

[Brent Weinbach]

It's too much fun down there. I think it's the coolest fun place. I had such a good time last time. Oh, and you know what'd be a good soundtrack is Gods and Leather.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Go and listen. Gods and Leather from Master Trash, the animatic band that explain a little bit what it is because I. I played it at the end of the episode last week and people were. They didn't know what it was. So explain a little bit so that people can support. Master Trash is a band consisting of me, Ash Gordon and Marcus Parks. We have put and Isaac Hansen who produced this whole album. We are. This is our first dance single off of the Our Fright. Jansen's revolting repository of Gossip Ghastly Sounds Volume 1 and 2. It is available anywhere songs are available to be played go on Spotify, including any other one of the song. Not the whole, just the song. Because there is going to be re release of the entire vinyl. But those dates will also be coming shortly as well.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Dang. So yeah, you think Go check it out. We wrote this song last time. You enjoy Marcus and Ash sing on it and I just. I wrote the majority of the lyrics.

[Brent Weinbach]

Whoa. Look at you bragging pants.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's me. I'm like Scott Weiland. That's me.

[Brent Weinbach]

Very much alive.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, I'm Scott Weiland. Hail Satan. Oh my boy. Somebody gave me on a birthday. Dead man I don't have. Felt like a rose that somebody gave me.

[Brent Weinbach]

Now I'm dead.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And protest. You're dead to me. You're dead to me. You're dead to me. You're dead to me. You're dead to me. You're dead to me. You're dead to me. You're dead. I wanna dance, dance, dance. When I summon you, let your soul surrender. Dance, dance, dance like the devil do trash your God. You're great at protecting your data, but lots of places could still expose you to identity theft. I thought it was safe. If that happens, Lifelock gives you a US based restoration agent who will stick by your side from start to finish. Phone calls, filing documentation, preparing insurance claims. Your agent has handles it all. In fact, we're so confident restoration is guaranteed. Pour your money back. Isn't it nice to have someone like that on your side. Save up to 30% your first [e-mail] podcast terms apply.