Side Stories: Puppy-Gate

Summary

Last Podcast On The Left

Episode: Side Stories: Puppy-Gate

Date: February 11, 2026
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski & Edwin 'Ed' Larson
Podcast Network: The Last Podcast Network

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Overview

This Side Stories episode, “Puppy-Gate,” features Henry Zebrowski and Ed Larson riffing their way through an especially wild week in news, pop culture, and true crime. The centerpiece of the conversation is a tapestry of updates on the Epstein files, conspiracy theories, and the death of a beloved Puppy Bowl contestant—interspersed with sharp-edged humor, rants, tangents on bodily functions, and their signature irreverence. If you want a blend of dark comedy, social commentary, and news you won’t hear anywhere else—or at least not presented this way—buckle in.

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Main Discussion Points

1. Puppy-Gate and Dog Discussions

(01:43)

• Ed announces he has a new dog, a 10-year-old chihuahua named Panchito being neutered "real late."
• Henry riffs on the weirdness of neutering older dogs and likens Panchito to “King Charles on the dating apps.”
  • (02:43) Ed: “Ten years into it.”
  • (02:44) Henry: “…if he’s gonna move in, I can’t have this guy like full-blown, he can’t be banging Tootsie or anything.”

(03:12)

• A running joke develops about old dogs’ sex lives, veering into gross-out humor characteristic of the show.

Notable Quote

“Everywhere I go, I’m safe for work.”
— Henry Zebrowski (01:37)

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2. Circumcision Activism Tangent

(03:30)

• Henry brings up the “Bloodstained Men” anti-circumcision activist group and muses on the oddity of this cause.
  • (03:45) Henry: “He wears a shirt that says, ‘Dude, where’s my foreskin?’”

(05:34)

• Satirical back-and-forth about the anti-circumcision movement, defending or questioning foreskin, segues into jokes about dog neutering and body autonomy.

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3. Epstein Files & Conspiracy Roundup

(07:27–38:28)

Highlights:

• Ongoing File Revelations:

  • Jeffrey Epstein files keep surfacing new and old names.
  • Top government officials and celebrities called out for connections or complicity.

• Richard Branson, Noam Chomsky, and Elite Sympathizers:

  • Branson and Chomsky mentioned for offering Epstein “kind words” post-arrest.
  • Henry: “If you're a child molester and you need a shoulder to cry on, go to the wet, damp shoulder of Noam Chomsky...” (11:21)

• Ghislaine Maxwell Update:

  • She’s “pleading the fifth” and holding out for immunity.
  • Jokes about whether prisoners should run OnlyFans accounts from jail to raise money.

• Media and the Internet’s Role:

  • Extensive listener email read (22:15) about 4chan’s actual culture, debunking beliefs about Epstein’s control over the site.
  • Discussion about the “new media” label, how legacy news paints internet culture, and the rise of independent voices.

• Cannibalism & Pizzagate Allegations:

  • Henry and Ed admit that at this point, “nothing is off the table” (37:01) due to the bizarre reality of the files.
  • Henry: “I am fucking sick of billionaires having fun.” (26:12)

Notable Quotes

“If you know a single secret thing about the Epstein files and you are not talking into a microphone right now, you can go fuck yourself.”
— Henry Zebrowski (32:53)

“The craziest part about all of this is that… things are starting to connect.”
— Henry Zebrowski (38:04)

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4. Puppy Bowl Tragedy (Puppy-Gate Proper)

(39:01–44:13)

• Coverage of the Puppy Bowl, especially featured contestant Tegan, a wheelchair-bound puppy who died before the show aired.
• Outrage that the Puppy Bowl is pre-recorded, resulting in America unwittingly rooting for a dead dog.
  • (40:17) Henry: “…they filmed the Puppy bowl four months ago.”
  • Ed: “Blows my mind that the Puppy bowl is not live. I don’t know why I care, but I’m pissed off.” (40:17)
• Schtick about doggie wheelchairs and the commercial tie-in.

Notable Quotes

“Do you know that every contestant in the first Puppy bowl is dead? …Where are they now? They're in the ground. They're a bunch of dust.”
— Ed Larson (42:23)

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5. Olive Garden Suicide Story

(47:13–53:53)

• Real news: An Olive Garden cook in Pennsylvania died by suicide by sticking his head in the fryer.

• The duo riff on the logistics, gross-out implications, and how fast the restaurant can “clean up” and reopen.

  • (51:24) Henry (character voice): “Family. But sometimes family commit suicide.”

• Rant about the quality of Olive Garden food and why the chain even exists.

  • (53:53) Henry: “We gotta end Olive Garden.”

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6. Airbnb Bio-lab Nightmare

(55:41–60:05)

• Vegas Airbnb users find themselves deathly ill—FBI discovers an unlicensed bio-lab in the garage.
• Hosts discuss the dangers, the weird crossover with global espionage, and how Airbnb’s model can open doors (literally) to such situations.
  • (56:27) Ed: “At the bare minimum, the Airbnb shouldn’t have a thousand mice.”

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7. Serial Defecator—Madison, WI

(61:26–66:17)

• Local police use a drone to catch the “Madison serial pooper.”
• Reflection on previous stories about public defecation, including one involving a school superintendent, and philosophical musings on the power (and tragedy) of leaving one’s “mark.”

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8. Listener Email: Navy Radiation Prank

(67:21–69:02)

• Fun military story about nerd-vs-jock pranks on a nuclear aircraft carrier.
  • (67:43) Listener: “One night… [they] threw in the ball bearings… yelling, 'neutron spill!' …Marines jump out… half-naked, slipping on the ball bearings and glow stick juice, trying to figure out what was happening.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the tangled Epstein files:
  “Congress is now looking at unredacted files… even CBS covered the fact that we're pretty fucking certain a chunk of orange jumpsuit is seen entering into Epstein's jail cell. Really buddy. It's on the major news now. Like, now it's there. It is past conspiracy theory.” (17:34)

• On Internet history and paranoia:
  “The media that has created a very careful kind of corporate way of delivering the news, makes them very nervous and they don't like it. …They don't like uncontrolled speech.” (21:05)

• On the death of the inspirational Puppy Bowl contestant:
  “So right after the Puppy Bowl, Teagan fucking dies. They then proceed to show us America, a dead fucking dog.” (41:04)

• On the Olive Garden fryer suicide:
  “Are you going there?”
  “They got a new fryer.”
  “You not think that the literally the entire system needs to be pulled out?” (52:19)

• On the absurdity of the Airbnb bio-lab:
  “This idea of going to one of the… I am so sick of it. Every time. They always have some locked room… and it's deeply entire house. I want access to the whole thing is 13 cameras… this is literally what it's for. Don't go here. Chefs commit suicide here.” (56:57, 53:07)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Dog adoption & “Puppy-Gate” intro: 01:43
• Circumcision activism & Bloodstained Men: 03:30
• Epstein Files Conspiracy Deep Dive: 07:27 – 38:28
• Puppy Bowl/Tegan’s death: 39:01 – 44:13
• Olive Garden suicide story: 47:13 – 53:53
• Las Vegas Airbnb bio-lab scare: 55:41 – 60:05
• Madison serial pooper: 61:26 – 66:17
• Listener Navy prank email: 67:21 – 69:02

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Final Thoughts & Tone

Expect unpredictability—irreverent riffs, conspiracy rants, and sharp swing from sick humor to sharp social commentary. The duo’s mantra: keep talking about the files, don’t get distracted by the outrageous news cycle, and always question the official narrative.

Ed: “Just don’t stop talking about it. If the president tweets something racist… keep focusing on the files.” (38:11)
Henry: “Nothing is off the table.” (37:01)
Ed (on the government): “I don't care who's good. I end it and restart.” (32:43)

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• Pre-order Last Comic Book on the Left Volume 4.
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• See live shows—tour dates in Alaska, Illinois, Kentucky, and more announced at episode’s end.

Transcript

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast on the left side story.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories, yes. All right, you guys ready? Ready.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Are we cooking?

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're cooking.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

All right. I feel like we've already had two shows before we even started, but I got a big announcement for you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Was that because the little. The dance I did for you.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You love dancing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The nude dance I did for you.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You were n. I couldn't tell.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thank you.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Stomach was hanging over your penis, so I didn't see nothing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm. Hey, everywhere I go, I'm safe for work.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I got a new dog moving in. Dog Panchito.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, I know it's another dog that was adopted into your home in the dead of night while you were not.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

There, while I was out of town. Julie. Julie's got Panchito coming in. If anyone needs a dog, Panchito is available. We're pushing this dog. He's a 10 year old Chihuahua.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

So.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, sort of like, you know.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's like right now if King Charles got on the dating apps, you know.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Like, he's the youngest dog in my house. Wow. Of three. You know, he's a baby.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's the sickest of them, though.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

No, no, no. He's. He's not as sick as we hoped.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Great.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. So he's actually gonna be fine. We're getting him neutered this week. He's 10. We're getting him neutered.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, you should not have you heard. I've been following. I'm just looking this up right now because even just Bringing this up, it's just like there was a series of guys. I mean, you must neuter your dog. But also, that's real late.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It's real late for sure.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ten years into it.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

All right, but if he's gonna move in, I can't have this guy, like full blown. He can't be banging Tootsie or anything.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If he. Tootsie.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Tootsie's ear will fall off.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that's. That will finally kill her.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah, he would want.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's not supposed to have. Can Tootsie have an orgasm at this point?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I don't think she can have an orgasm, but I. If I was an old dog, I'd want to bang Tootsie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, will you? Because she's. She's so pliant.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. And she's got that flapping vagina. Yeah. She's like opening the door and closing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's open for business. I'm trying to find this activity here. I feel like desperately trying to save us from this conversation.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Panchino's moving in and, you know, we're taking this nuts because I can't have. I especially can't have him banging Harley.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. No, no. Well, Harley will. Let's just say love her. Harley will make him regret it.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Absolutely. So this is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's this guy that I've been following called Brother kbsm. It's on Instagram celebrity profile that he does. He is an in. He calls himself an in activist. And his job is. He wears a shirt that says, dude, where's my foreskin?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then he goes around with he. This. This group he calls the Blood Stained Men, where they go places in white with bloody handprints on their penis areas in order for them to protest circumcision. So honestly, we're already about to receive people out there. Yeah, we're about to receive emails from them. Yeah. This is the most that they've ever had.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Well, now that they don't have all of their penis, they have plenty of time to send emails, I guess.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean that I. I have. Most of my penis got chopped off.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

This is cool, man. I like these guys. They get me going.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't really.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I think these guys put the common circumc.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, that's only if they're the guys doing it. Welcome to side Stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with the incredible comedian Ed Larson. Hello.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

How you doing? Who wants an old dog? He's for a chihuahua. He's real long.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But the anti circumcision groups are gonna be coming after you for taking your dog's right to choose its balls away from it.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I. Why is this woman wearing it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because she is a. She's a gender traitor.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

What do you mean?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

She's on their side. Is this a period thing?

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is a thing. There are women that are a part of the no circumcision world, right? The no circumcision world is about this idea that babies are essentially mutilated at birth in order to fulfill some form of societal contract of what penises are supposed to look like. And we just know that it's difficult to clean. Yes, I know. But also, we say it's difficult. I know our foreskinned brothers out there. I hear you. I already hear you slapping your fucking sleeve together. I can hear you doing it.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

When you get a moment, get that Q tip out of the head of your.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

An email.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know. It's not that bad. Side stories. LPOTL gmail.com defend your foreskin, but also, let's. Let's not go out there and beg for it back. Okay, guys, Once it's gone, it's gone. I don't want.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I don't want pics, but how long can a foreskin get?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I actually think a foreskin can be bigger than your penis.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Really? Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that's kind of the idea.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

If it's super long, you gotta trim it back, at least.

[Henry Zebrowski]

People are afraid to lose the foreskin because apparently you lose length and sensitivity. And honestly, I don't need either. Yeah, I don't need to be more sensitive. You've never seen the guys who do the. Oh, I know. We've shown them. Have you seen that? Yeah, it's what got us kicked off of Twitch the first time.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh, well, we're not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because I showed it anymore.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

We're on Netflix, right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We could show it now. Yeah, show it right here. Show it right here.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In this area here where I'm waving my hand. No, I've seen. It's a tugger. They attach it to their knee on the inside of their pants. And also sometimes it'll stay there all day. The tugger will pull on the skin of their penis the entire day.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Interesting.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Anything but. Go to therapy.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah, it's like those guys who get a chain that goes straight from the tip of their dick to their ear just so they can wiggle their ear and jerk off. You ever hear about those guys? You ever know about these guys? They're not in the files, I'll tell you that much.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What magazine did you see that in?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Where did you even come up? Where did that come from?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I think it's a joke I told when I was, like, in seventh grade. It's very possible I'm using it again because I'm out of material.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why not?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You know why not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We got to come to the end of material eventually. So we have updates and updates.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So can we hear the song? Hear the song again?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Play my mother music.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's an island adventure. Heck, yeah.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It's Jeffrey time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The files aren't stopping, so why should we? Over here at Side Stories, we offer the freshest takes on the newest Epstein files every week. And gosh, golly, we have fun with it.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

That's right. Once you pop, you can't stop.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. Especially if you're, I guess, a person involved in the government. Because all of them are involved.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes. Especially because they all say that he didn't do anything.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It's kind of funny, like doing, you know, that guy that we've been talking about for half a decade.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All of the files and all of the insinuations and all of stuff. Obviously. Cash Patel. No evidence. Not one of the biggest updates of this week. So before we. Before we even update the updates. Listen, we're not going to do the entire episode of Updates today like we did last week. We're not going to do that to you.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

We could.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I want to. Yeah. If I could, I'd turn this whole show into the Epstein show. We would never talk about a single other thing until one of these guys. And I just mean the term these guys.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is dead. Yeah.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

So until the government stops fucking and killing kids, we might.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wait.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Stop talking about our house. I'll get you out of my house.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't want to be here. No.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

This is like when ESPN had to cover Sandusky.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, they were just. It was just so hard being, like. So from this angle, you know, right here, Sandusky positioned his lawn chair. He can get a really good angle on a lot of the front penises of these little boys. Like you could see with the teleprompter and everything.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Sandusky, not in the files.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow. I guess Epstein wasn't a big sports guy.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So Cash Patel, our YouTuber, head of the FBI, has come out and said no evidence has been found linking Jeffrey Epstein to any form of a pedophile network. Even though. Good work, guys. Go, guys. You'd think that the, the female body inspectors would be the first ones to know. But we now know if you read all these emails and you don't think that there's not some with. Yeah, there's no picture of Jeffrey Epstein yet. I mean, we know that there is, there is pictures of him fucking little girls. Yes.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Because there's millions of files they refuse to show us.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But, but in those pictures there are literally. There are pictures of Jeffrey Epstein having sex with teenagers in the files. We know this. They are just trying to say there's no pictures of Jeffrey Epstein with an invoice standing next to Bill Clinton with the teenager holding up a newspaper. That headline saying this is the day that I was trafficked.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Right. It doesn't exist.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That is what they are saying, that they're. Yeah, sure, there's no evidence because they're fucking international spies and they're literally multibillionaires in the secret keeping industry, you fucking morons.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Well, there is evidence though.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Because it's there. They just didn't investigate it. They didn't want to investigate it. So that's one thing we know. Richard Branson, this is another update. Richard Branson in the emails. The reason why we're constantly going over this is that there's so many emails and there's so much to.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

We don't want anyone get forgotten or left behind. No, I like Richard Branson. We got to make sure that he gets his due.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I miss him. I miss us. He is Bridger. Branson gave kind words to Jeffrey Epstein about things blowing over, obviously after his 2008 arrest. Same thing with Noam Chomsky. I'm not taking a single word back about Noam Chomsky. I think that Jeffrey Epstein, anything he touches turns to shit.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So Richard Branson, same thing. Casually talking about Jeffrey Epstein's harem of girls. Can't wait to see him again. Can't wait to do all this stuff again. Coddling him, expressing. We've seen this over and over again. Noam Chomsky. Seriously, if you're a child molester and you need a shoulder to cry on, go to the wet, damp shoulder of Noam Chomsky. He will absolutely support you in your time of need.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I hate when a child molester has the last last name Chomp. Disgusting.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's better than being like lickety split, you know?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

This is lickety splitsky. My name is no Lippity Spitzkis and I want to tell you about what you should think, but Ghislaine said that she played the fifth.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Ghislaine is also now pled the fifth. She says she's not talking unless they give her some form of immunity.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

They've already moved there to fucking vacation land.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All I know is it's just nice to see a woman get punished for all of this. Yes.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

The only woman that is. That's the only person in prison.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just. Yeah, but Ghislaine, she's holding her cards deeply, deeply close to her double Ds and she is holding them tight. She knows. She knows she can't reveal all until she can be free to have her only fans because she's going to make bank on onlyfans.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I mean, honestly, shouldn't prisoners be allowed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

To have onlyfans side stories? Lpotl Gmail.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Why not let them make money? I don't forbid you release them and then they're broke and they just only want to commit more crimes. I can't wait for these money when they're in jail. Only fans of infant. I think this is a great idea.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We all do. Everybody does. And I already can hear the agreement in the email.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You know how many people get wet and hard for prisoners? I mean, so many people would subscribe to this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's almost bad.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

We're leaving people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's almost like it's bad for society.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

We like making money off of prisoners. That's why arguably a lot of them are slavery.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

And so why not let them make their own money or just take that money? Let them. They're already jerking off.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Side stores. Lpo Gmail.com. this is where. Yeah, just. Yeah, you take this. Finally it's happened and it leads to bad things. They all get arrested. Yeah. Yeah. They do get arrested. Yeah.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Prisoners in Mexico, certainly only fans. And it's graphic.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

That's why we subscribe.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It better be graphic.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

If it wasn't graphic, then what the fuck you mean to tell me I'd be if it was just like the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Gay Mexican prisoner only fans I signed up for? It's a little over the top, guys. What do you fucking think is happening in there?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Do you know that if prisoners were allowed to have only fans, it would be more legal than whatever Jeffrey FT and that the government's hiding.

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

So here we go. We got Brad. Let's bring it back. Let's bring it back.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

So we haven't gotten our emails from Richard Branson's company yet because they're really reaching out to everyone who's talking about it and making sure they email and scare them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Them. Please do. Please email us inside source lpotl gmail.com if you want to intimidate us, please email us. That'd be great for the show.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Absolutely.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So we have. Congress is now looking at unredacted files to the point where I believe it was a Republican senator. Oh, yeah. I forgot who it was that came out and basically said the shit I saw. I'm going to tell the whole world unless someone tells them ahead of time. I'm just going to tell people. We also know that the news has traveled so far that even CBS covered the fact that we're pretty fucking certain a chunk of orange jumpsuit is seen entering into Epstein's jail cell. Really, buddy. It's on the major news now. Like, now it's there. It is past conspiracy theory.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

CBS is bought and sold.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, they're fucking. They're on the. They're on the president's side and they're literally having to report because it's that real. It is happening. It's. All of these things are falling apart. I do want to issue a correction.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because I fucked up. So last week, I was trying to talk about Jeffrey Epstein's connection to 4chan. So a lot of hay was made about the idea that Jeffrey Epstein met with moot Christopher Poole, who ran 4chan right around the same time period that 4chan Re put up their poll bulletin board.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which is where Q would come out of all of the racist memes that would fuel the grassroots campaign behind the Trump campaign, All of this stuff. And I put a lot on Frederick Brennan, who was the. I described him as. He looked like a potato. Yes. And that he was a little man. Right. And everyone got people. Some got mad at me. Right. Because I understand he has. Since he was not QAnon. I'm sorry, I misspoke. I was misremembered. That dec. That documentary on hbo. I had misremembered. I wasn't prepared to talk about him. Frederick Brennan is. He did help run 4chan and 8coon and all these things. He sold his stake in it in order to get away from all of this.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh, so he's a good guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's a fine guy. He's a brutal. He's a fine. I was deeply brutal on him. He's a fine. He's fine. I'm still not going to say he's great, but I'm going to say he's fine because now he is pushing it back, back hardcore against radicalization on the Internet. He's working really hard in trying to push him. He did not start Q. He was. He was just a part of the search for Chan. He was a part of the original scene of this world, of the truly Internet. The truly.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

When Rotten got run, Rotten Dotcom got kicked off. He stepped in.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There was stuff like this, stuff like that. But I actually got a really comprehensive email from somebody that is actively interested in 4chan.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So I feel like a lot of people, which I understand, they're hesitant to think about any of these things in a neutral way. Yeah, I get it. I get why you're.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You're going to say, I don't like 4chan. It's hard for me to understand that there's any good in it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I totally, personally, I totally get it because it's hard to wrap our heads around. But this is a. A more humanistic approach to the history of 4chan to sort of understand. Right. Like, so there are people, I know, they were a part of the original boards. I know that the story that is told by the media on one hand is a way to try to destroy any form of independent journalism on the Internet. Right. There's one way of saying it's all for racists. It's all for. There's a way to blanket coat a thing.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Do we consider 4chan journalism?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I'm just saying the idea of independent voices talking.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Makes the media that has created a very careful kind of corporate way of delivering the news, makes them very nervous and they don't like it. Right. So they. For a long time, even till now, the Internet was viewed as a fad. All of this, you guys don't even understand, like, part of, like, way to kind of unpack it is that even within show business, our world is under the title of new media.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The Internet has been making content for over 20 years.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh, way over that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's not new media. This is how traditional systems view these systems. These systems.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Last podcast that I left is over a decade old.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's, yes, 15 years old.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Considered new media.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Exactly. But it's technically new media. So this is how the old media portrays us because they don't want us to be involved in the media. They don't want us in these, in these areas.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

So we're not. We're entertainment.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm just saying.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I'm just talking.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. I'm just saying they don't want. They don't like it. They don't like uncontrolled speech.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I don't like them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So none of us.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

We hate them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So I'm just saying the, the history of these things are slightly more complicated than the way the television is going to tell you. So this was an interesting run at this I've been an active 4chan user since 2008. I can confidently say the relaunch of Poll was a coincidence. The previous iteration, New, got deleted for turning to Stormfront. As a consequence, the displaced users of New were being incredibly annoying, lowering the quality of the overall site, irritating the mod team. During the time Epstein would have met with Moot, he basically already abandoned us and the lead moderator, Grape Ape, took over most of the operations. We had this basically verified thanks to the Soy Jack party hack last year. Moot at the time was basically focused on Canvas, a side project most people forgot about and this would have been what he was doing during 2011. His interest in 4chan was waning because he was 23 at the time and had been running the site since he was 15, in charge of 4chan's community. The stories about how he kept 4chan running were insane. Great bait formerly known as rape. Ape is a fun figure in many ways, but at this time you only knew about him and his role if you spend a ton of time on the in the in real life channel for 4chan. Uh, either way we had he had very little operation operations, very little interest in the operations that we actually know thanks to the aforementioned hack. They now know this that the claims of being a quote great hacker applied to Moot are also overstated. The the Shardy hack only happened because of outdated architecture from when Moot was still in charge and was a semi known vulnerability at the time. Grape Ape, from what users on 4chan know about him, is a militant Neo Nazi, but still allows leftist speech and thought because of his viewpoints on free speech. The buoy still like the idea of opening it all up. They thought that poll was a what they called a containment board, a place to put all the bad guys that were operating inside of 4chan. And so that's kind of how it always worked and never stayed there and it would leak all around. So it was just more that Epstein meeting with Moot probably did not change 4chan, but it shows what Epstein was thinking about at the time.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So it is not that he created poll and that he did these things on 4 chance in order to harness the power of the Internet in order to change people's view of people on the Internet. Because what we talked about last year.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

That Epstein created Pizzagate, he created a world.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He got really interested in image management on the Internet after his 2008 arrest.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

So now we're saying he didn't create Pizzagate?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, we're saying that he joined in on the guys making fun of Pizzagate. We don't know if he created Pizzagate or not.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm just saying that the poll creation on 4chan and his meeting with Moot seems to just sort of be a coincidental timing. And it's more just showing that Epstein was really, really interested in harnessing the power of the Internet and recreating your image.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so that was a. That was kind of the thing. It's a little bit more complicated.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Seems like a technicality. But he was talking about pizzas when he was trafficking children.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We know that we. Some of it's code, some of it's pizza.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like literally. Have you seen the beef jerky stuff? Oh, I know, I know.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It's weird. What's this?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Maybe it's cannibalism stuff going on where they're talking about beef jerky and it's.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

So crazy that I can't put anything past it anymore.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, no.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Now they're like, I'm talking to someone about it and they're like, is it true that they were sucking the blood out of babies? And then I have to say I don't think that's true. But I no longer can say that for sure.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

That's the craziest shit that's happening.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The pictures of Prince Andrew. Andrew on the. Hovering over the child while they. I was talking about this last week. Them all, them with the American flag tablecloth with their feet on it and them all partying, all gassed out and their pupils all black. And these guys are having way too much fun. I am fucking sick of billionaires having fun.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. There's also some crazy ass people that have been in trouble this week that I feel like we should at least bring up that are in the Epstein files. David McKillips had to resign as the head of Chuck E. Cheese.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He actually. These. These are. Some people still have shame. There's also, you know, who's hardcore coming after the Epstein people.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Who? Poland. Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Poland is hardcore. Coming after. They are. They're doing all of this research going into basically just Poland is willing to say that Epstein was a Russian spy.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Thank you, Poland.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thank. I guess. Yeah. So they're coming out.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Just sucks that it's like, ah, Poland. Yeah. Well, you know, they're there immediately think they're wrong.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. You know, of course we're starting to charge a poll. Oh, God, no.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It's gonna be broke his whole time. All right, here's someone that I learned about this week that I didn't know existed. Leon Black. He owns LifeTouch, which. LifeTouch is basically the company that takes every photograph of students.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. The.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

And they log all the pictures. They. They make all the yearbook photos. And even if your kid doesn't want to be in the yearbook, they still take their photo and log them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

So basically Epstein wasn't in touch with Leon Black, who had possession of every photograph of every American child.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. So ye. So that's fine. Yeah. He was just used to have those.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. And he helped him deal with his accusations. He helped him with all that stuff. Another person I learned about this week is Jack Horner.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, this is fascinating. This connected to this story that came out about RFK Jr taking Jeffrey Epstein and Jizz Lane hunting for dinosaur bones. Yes. So this was like one of those back in the day, you see this headline and you're just like, oh, okay. It's just another one of these baffling ones where like, yeah, of course they went searching for dinosaur bones. And he's like, hey, you want to see a raptor?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You want to see a raptor?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Music pulls his penis out of his fly.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But. So explain, Eddie, how'd we get here?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

So. So Jack Horner is. He's basically Sam Neill from Jurassic Park.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

He was an advisor on the Jurassic park films. He was. He got in trouble because he was let go by the museum that he worked for because he got married to a 19 year old student who had a boyfriend.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Guys, I'm so fucking sick. So 70. I'm sick and tired of you. Okay? He's a scientist. He is the guy that discovered that dinosaurs are birds.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like this is the guy. This is that guy. He's the one that did all of these. The. Why we think like that this is a scientist who spent his whole day thinking about dinosaurs. I. Is it just because he wanted to date a woman that had a favorite dinosaur?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is it because that it just like the idea of a 70 year old and a 19 year old. I know she's again, she's legal. Technically.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes, she's legal. That means that he was 51 when she was born. I'm 44. So that means that I would wait seven years from now for someone to be born to later marry them when I'm 70.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But think about how you could really crazy. Think about how you could really build that out though.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And how nice that would be to kind of know. I got my wife at Factory clear. Right. Very top fill it with all my references. Oh yeah.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Well now you don't have to worry about that. Especially if she's a Jurassic park fan. They keep cranking out those movies.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah. Oh no.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Keep cranking those out. So I think he's gonna be fine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So here we go. This is the year, this is the same year of his interactions with Jeffrey Epstein began in 2012 when he started shipping this 19 year old undergraduate student the school museum. They widely asked him to leave. Lots of people were happy that he did. Right. He's just out here. He's in. He's in the bone community. He's out here. But one of the most interesting things that it seems that he has been doing over the last year is he has been trying to grow chickens with dinosaur tails.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And guess who funded it? Jeffrey Epstein. Oh, Jeffrey Epstein was his longtime friend. They gave him some money and it seems that this is another example of a fucking old pervert emailing some other pervert to be like how me get puss. Puss. Yeah. It's like the man, an accredited professor that is famous.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

A famous accredited professor, very been represented.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In multiple films has to email this loser. Listen to Jeffrey Epstein talk again. I want to remind you. Listen to him talk and I'm like, you would have absolutely wonderful what you do. It's absolutely fantastic. Just one of the wonderful things that I've learned. So many things. Desi. You're calling this guy to literally be like me want new young, tight puss puss. How me get me only no pterodactyl. Yes.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

How can. Can you grow me an old person that looks like a child?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Here we go. We. So he visited his time. He went to the. We know that. Oh Jack Horny went to the New Mexico ranch because the New Mexico ranch is where they went searching for dinosaur bones. And Jack Horner is the one that taught RFK Jr. How to look for.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Dinosaur bones with Jeffrey Epstein and just lay max.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So Jeff, RFK Jr. Obviously doesn't know what the he's doing.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah, he's wandering in the desert. He's the guy who we got looking for dinosaur bones. We think he's the expert. No, no.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The dining only dinosaur bone he can find is his own penis. Inside of Cheryl Hines. Yes, and what a lucky lady to be his vessel.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Every day she went wakes up and she's like, what a great decision I made.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Every day she drinks from his river. She gets on her knees and I pour my river down into your chalice. Every me out of my river. These unbelievable losers.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We need to restart the government.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh, honestly, 10 years ago, I don't care who's good. I end it and restart.

[Henry Zebrowski]

None of them are good.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It doesn't matter.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not a single one of them are good.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Even if I like you, I hate you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you know a single secret thing about the Epstein files and you are not talking to a microphone right now, you can go fuck yourself.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

How about that?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, how about that? If you're hiding information about people that are currently in the government, namely the people that were reacted redacted out of a 2005 sexual assault claim against Jeffrey Epstein. A list of of co defendants that were all blacked out. Oh, why are they being. Well, who are they being redacted to protect? And then the other shit is there. There is a literal email that all. After all of this talk about how there is no list and there's nobody prosecute. There is an email that lists the six guys.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

These are the ones we should go after.

[Henry Zebrowski]

These are the guys. And guess who's the top spot? Our fucking President. And guess who's the second top spot? His best friend over in Saudi Arabia. And guess who's in the third spot? The fucking Andrew formerly known as Prince. And then we got three others. And I'm gonna get. We're gonna see Howard. I'm gonna see Howard Lustig on there.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Howard Lustig.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

We're gonna see Howard Lustig on there. I think we're gonna see. These are guesses. Les Wexner.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Probably in there. Who knows? Of course.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Well, he's his old friend.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He had a lot of friends.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

He had a lot of friends. What do we think about Netanyahu? That'd be a fun one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Big net, you know, I do find a fun. How did he keep up with friends so well?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I mean, it's so hard. I have like a pledge that I call someone every week. Yeah, that's a big lift for me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

To call one person. How does he. He's a great friend. You say anything you want about Jeffrey Epstein.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

He keeps in touch. He's asking questions. He wants to know everything about you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everything about you. Yeah. I've never had a friend be so interested all of the intricate details of my money and my. And my. And my life.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Imagine your kids taking their. Their middle school photographs and then Epstein being like, hey, great photo of your kid. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just randomly he had this. So who is this guy?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Who.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This. Who he's exposing? Who is he exposing on this rep? Representative Ro Khanna. Yeah, he exposed. These are the names right here. Yep. Lex Wexner. Haha, I called it.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And Sultan Ahmed bin Salim.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes. Yes, great. Of course. Go get them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Where are the Americans now?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

All right, can I. Can we talk about a little bit of conspiracy? That stuff that I don't think is true, but.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Salvatore Noira, Zurab. Michael Detsky. Leonic Leonov. Nicola Caputo.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, we're gonna have to look these.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I don't know anything about this right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, so we don't.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Names that I came in.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Brand new news.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

This just came out, like right now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just came in. Yeah.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Fuck.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Good, keep coming. Keep it coming.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

We'll look it up, we'll get back to it. Please email us side stories at LPO. Side stories, Lpotl gmail.com. is Jeffrey Epstein alive? That's what I keep seeing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's that new picture of him with that beautiful hair.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes, the beautiful hair.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think it's fake.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

They're saying he's walking around Tel Aviv. How about the picture of his dead body with the tattoo? I think without the tattoo.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that the pictures of him on the operating table are fake because there's a picture with none of his tattoos on his left side.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay, so you think the picture itself is fake and that it's like, like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that the tattoo picture is fake.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay, cool. All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That is my personal belief. I. I don't think Jeffrey Epstein is still alive.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I don't think he is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think he's dead.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Personally, I think he's dead.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I think he's dead. I don't think there's any reason to keep him alive.

[Henry Zebrowski]

People do want you to react to this picture.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh, yeah, that's the thing. Yeah. He's got. There's a guy who looks similar to Epstein, long hair, walking around Tel Aviv with security. We don't know who the guy is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can I say what was probably an extremely inappropriate thing? I don't think he has that unique of a face in Tel Aviv. I don't think he has that unique of a face. In these communities. And I think that Jeffrey Epstein is not different enough looking.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

But who's the guy then?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Anybody. The nostril does match up very closely. There are certain things that match up really closely, but I don't know with.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

AI, who the knows?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Who knows? Now I. I think that with Jeffrey Epstein, I think they killed him dead or they allowed himself to kill himself dead.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

What the crazy thing is, is, is that after these last set of emails, everything is not. Is not off the table. Of course, everything is like in play now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But now we're going to wrap up the segment. I promise. You said we weren't. We're going to talk about the entire episode. We've almost done this. The entire episode again. We're going to wrap this up again by remembering they have stripped all context from these files. There is very little to fully discern just from the files alone. Yes, it is not concrete evidence that someone's name is in these files. Just because they are in there does not mean they are necessarily guilty of crimes. It's just. Use your fucking head again. When you're reading stuff, imagine, try to put a human body in the facts when you walk around, Walk around in that person's shoes. Try to corroborate what you can when you can. And if not, just be like. Like, that's interesting. Bank it and wait for something else to pop up. Because so far it really has been. That's kind of the stuff that's really the. The craziest part about all of this is that there is starting to. Things are starting to connect. Yes.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Just don't stop talking about it. If they. If the president tweets something racist. Unfortunately, it's not out of the norm. Keep focusing on the files.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What a shock.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. Oh, whoa.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's racist. No fucking way. All right, we got it. All right, let's get to news.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

All right, news. My favorite story of the week. This. I mean, we had the, you know, super bowl was this weekend.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It was.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

A lot of people love the Bad Bunny, you know, Green Day performed. Apparently the Seahawks won. I didn't know for. Until I. Until I. Till late in the day. I was very proud of myself.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I only watched the halftime show.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes, two years in a row. But that being said, there was an alternate halftime show. A lot of people think we're talking about Kid Rock.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not talking about Kid Rock, Never.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

We're talking about the Puppy bowl now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The Puppy bowl every year. Normally that happens. It's for charity. Right. The idea. Or it's also to adopt these dogs. Yes. And so I guess this year, one of the valiant winners, which is truly one of the most inspirational stories in the country. And everyone was so happy to see Teagan. That I believe was. It was obviously some. It was. It is a corgi mix of some type. Really.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Shelty. Corgi.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Shelty. Corgi mix in a wheelchair. And if you looked at the video in the Puppy bowl, it's mostly Shelty.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I don't think it's corgi.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It won. It won the Puppy bowl. But I don't. I feel like a lot of the dogs might have had something, kind of let it win in a way.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes, it was. Tegan was a member of team Fluff. The reason we're talking about Tegan is the Puppy bowl was two days ago and Tegan's no longer with us.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So these pieces of.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Did. What has happened to me personal as.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You wear a T shirt with your favorite crippled dog?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I wore Luffy today. To be more positive.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Is Luffy alive?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, it's Dubai. You can never literally. You can't trust any words coming out of there. But Luffy is why I wore Luffy today to represent Tegan. So what they did was that they filmed the Puppy bowl four months ago.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I. Which blows my mind that the Puppy bowl is not live. I don't know why I care, but I'm pissed off.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I. I'm honestly pissed.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. Yeah. Why is it not lost?

[Henry Zebrowski]

You have one job. Yeah.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You can't film puppies for half an hour.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You literally. It can't be live.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

What are you talking about?

[Henry Zebrowski]

So either way, beside it just that.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

That's one pre recorded.

[Henry Zebrowski]

For what? To cover up lip syncing.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. For what? What is it gonna do? For a delay in case one of the dogs starts raping one of the other ones.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I guess right now it's pre recorded. If a dog dies, they don't film another one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So what happens? Well, so what happened was that someone reached out to do a commercial with Tegan, the wheelchair bound puppy again. Doug Flutie of wheelchair bound dogs never.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Won a Super Bowl.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can't. Wow. Yeah. Not even the Michael Vick dog, Flutie. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry, sir. Sorry. The Michael Vic.

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[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Of wheelchair bound dogs.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. Because he killed all the other dogs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. He knew. He's a competitor. His real competitor. They. They said, we want them to be part of this commercial for other wheelchairs. For dog wheelchairs.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

The pet wheelchair maker, K9Carts, reached out to ask if this dog Tegan could be in the Puppy bowl so they could promo their wheelchairs for dogs, which I think is great.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I think.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I think it's that we promo wheelchairs for dogs because dogs deserve wheelchairs. They deserve an extra chance at life.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's the cutest thing in the world.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Maybe this dog shouldn't have been participating in the Puppy bowl, considering it died shortly afterwards.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So right after the Puppy Bowl, Teagan fucking dies. They then proceed to show us America, a dead fucking dog.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

That's right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what we did. We all participated. And truly the one of the more besides mass shootings, political insurrections, I think truly one of the biggest tragedies of the social media age is this phenomenon.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Do you know that every contestant in the first Puppy bowl is dead? How about that? You think about that? Where are they now? They're in the ground. They're a bunch of dust.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Every.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Every Puppy bowl contest. 2005.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

I can't watch this.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

If any of these dogs are still alive.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I can't watch this. Rob.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The saddest thing on the face. Yeah. We all love her. We all love her and we wanted to adopt her.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, Grip. Your dog.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

This dog didn't die at my house.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I have no idea why only kill.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Old dogs at my house.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why in the living. You wouldn't reshoot this.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Was it named after Chrissy Teigen?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, not that. No, it can't be. Oh, my God. I just am so upset. We all. Because it's just also the way they. They're like, yeah, she died.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah, she did. Why is it not live?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, she died. It's easy. I guess it's just because it's like if she died today, they would be. It would be worse.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Well, the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm not reading this. This is literally the saddest thing I've ever seen.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, get this off of here.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Set everything up for her. She could continue getting her fluids and oxygen. The rescue center works. I checked on for two hours to change her position and flo and flush the catheter. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. I started to get tail wags when I talked to her. Oh, yeah, no, this is good. This person's a saint. Yeah, I checked on her during every two hours. After the last check, I could see that she was tired. Not long after that, she took her last breath. That's poor puppy. It's a poor puppy. But like, I mean, come on. Like this dog. I mean, we. We hate child stars. I know this. The Puppy Bowl. Am I. Do I now hate the puppy Bowl. Well, that is what happens.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We need to change this. We can talk.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You know there's a dog bowl.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, you know that the Westminster Dog show is now added like an athletics portion.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh, great.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think we're going to go harder into the Westminster Dog Show.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I'd rather watch that than the goddamn Super Bowl.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that we should go harder into that. I mean, there's just as much corruption, inbreeding and rape as in any other trafficking world in the. In the dog breeding community.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh, absolutely.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it's cuter results.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It is cuter results.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Champ shouldn't be judged.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Champ, you're okay. You would kill all the other dogs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I hope you'd kill them.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah, we love Champ. Champ could have been in the puppy bowl.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That could have been.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Not next year. Next year he's got to enter the dog bowl.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, honestly, that'd be awesome. Awesome.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

The dog bowl has senior dogs in it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's really cute. I'd love to see that.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Actually adopt that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I love that.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes, Adopt senior dogs.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, in some happier news, in one of the most metal articles I've ever read in my life, okay. An Olive Garden cook was rushed to a hospital. Yes.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

After this man cooking at Olive Garden, he was so sad. I think that someone. I think someone actually reached the end of a never ending pasta ball. And he was so sad. And he thought, he's like, I got to make everybody so full.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

We know how they're all Italian.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, you know, Italy. They're straight from Italy. Not Olive Garden. They're straight from Italy. And he was just like, oh, I got mad at too much soup. I need to do something. Oh, waste all the minutes. Throne. He was super sad about something, and he decided to take matters unto his own face. By. Authorities are describing a suicide attempt by sticking his head in the fryer.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You really died of his wounds.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

He. I don't think he died.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, he died.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh, really? Because the article I'm reading says he's alive.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, that is. Who. Oh, that is rough. So he's gonna have tortellini face for the rest of his life. Yeah, he's gonna be like, what's his name? From preacher.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

From what I understand is the man lived.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I want to be an arancini. Oh, let me be an arancini.

[Sponsor/Advertisement Voice]

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[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

The cook did kill himself.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Yes. They're not releasing the name, as they shouldn't be. And I'm happy they are because, like, he just. He should be shamed for trying to commit suicide.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Why are they calling it a suicide attempt?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because he died.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

He apparently not an attempted suicide.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So what he did.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I'm sorry to. For semantics here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think it's because he died after the fact. I think it can still be an attempt, even if it can be a successful attempt.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that. So according. They think they know it was suicide because multiple staff members called screaming for help to 911 and saying a chef got super agitated, ripped off his clothes. And again, I think it was because he's like, I used to be chicken parmesan. And I thought, the Italy is the most beautiful one.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

No way. He was speaking anything with Spanish.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then he went. And then he's like. He reached over. He dropped. I guess he dropped some ravioli. And he went, oh. And he farted. On the tour to Italy, he's like.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh, no, I farted on the door.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. He was so ashamed that he ripped off his clothes. And they said that. Then they were screaming. 911 calls. All they heard was screaming. He just shoved his head into the fryer.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which is just. It reminds me of the. The Mr. Show sketch. You remember that? Do it again. Head first this time. Do it again. You remember that?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

No, I don't.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a heavy metal. It's like the guy that said it's sketches about David Cross plays a. A super fan of a heavy metal band in a hospital bed.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh, I remember that. He's got. He's just ahead and the rest of them's all burnt. Yes. Yeah. And it's just kicking around. I do remember that. That was very cute. That was oddly cute.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's very funny, but it's just.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

As a cook, this is the worst way to go.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

But I. I am surprised that he did die, because I feel like this would just be something that would, you know, you put your head in and then your body would just rip it out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that you immediately get such systemic.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Swallow it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that it goes up your nose. I think that it goes up inside of your sinus cavities. I think it burns you in a. In a truly horrific way.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Fryers are crazy, man. We used to always, when I was an old cook, we used to like when someone wasn't paying attention, you throw some ice in there so it explodes on and they get burned. Which is a fun little game that a lot of cooks like to play.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He did finally. He did pass.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay, he did pass, but.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, he did. Yeah. That is just rough. I'm not going to read his name, but it's in Pennsylvania, which is also sad. Way to diet in an Olive Garden. Yeah.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You know, do you think it was still. Do you think they finished the day, or do you think they closed the restaurant?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Apparently, they did close for the day.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And they opened up the next day. Yeah, you know, see, that's it. They took a pause, and the guys, they were like, hey, listen, because, you know, the boss came down, he was.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Like, everybody come around.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We know there's a lack of. My mama made. When my mama died, it was one of the craziest things I had ever seen. And my mama, she fed a breast of Force into a mozzarella machine. Man twisted a breast around. Twist and turn her breast make them into mozzarella machine. We all said that we cry. We cry die. But we know we cannot close a restaurant. People making a lunch. Nobody cared that your mama breath turn into aunt boss.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. When my mama died, I keep the restaurant open. And when this guy die, I know we are all a family.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Family.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

But sometimes family commit suicide.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Commit family commit suicide. Right. And so they did. I think the restaurant was closed for.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Several days after the incident, but has since reopened.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it's reopened because, you know, you got to clean out that oil that.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You definitely got to clean it up. But that only takes a day.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Are you going there?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Am I going there?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Are you going to go know that.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

They got a new fryer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think you not think that the literally the entire system needs to be pulled out.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes, I do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You can't just have human.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You could cook human flesh. All right. You could clean it and you could reuse it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

And nothing would happen to any of us. Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Are you absolutely sure? No, no, right.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I am sure.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, you have your food handler's license.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. You boil it. I mean, there's lots of goes into fryers and they get clean.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Even human flesh.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

There is. I think that it is not ideal.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I think it's not ideal.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I think that the chemicals that clean the fryer do a good enough job where you would not know if someone cooked their head in a fryer after you cleaned it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know from the news.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

That's what I believe.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know from the news and I know from the yellow Yelp reviews.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You mean to tell me from then on, because talk about putting the Yelp and Yelp. This is literally what it's for. Don't go here. Chefs commit suicide here.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, I mean, also using the word chef.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It's not a chef.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's real liver.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. He's a coach, He's a cook. He's not a chef.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm actually even surprised they have a fryer.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Well, they gotta fry the raviolis. You know, I'm surprised. I thought it would all Chicken parmesan, chicken parm. You know, all that's got across, even if it's like pre made, made you drop the chicken cutlet. And I thought it kind of went.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In like the Starbucks style convention oven.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I bet they have French fries.

[Henry Zebrowski]

God, that's sad.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I bet that fry. I bet they have French fries.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Guys, can I also. And I mean this. And I'm really not saying this In a snobby way, we gotta end Olive Garden.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Really? Why is it still exists?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is by far the worst food Italian. It is the worst.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Take a moment.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm gonna say this.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It's a great place to drink underage. I used to drink underage there all.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The time in a very Florida way. I've been to Florida. In Florida.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm just going to put this way. I've been to Olive Garden for both a wedding reception and a funeral.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It makes me feel the same way.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You know, the thing about Olive Garden is. I don't want to shame you if you go to Olive Garden.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. But the fact that there are better things to get that are not all that are the same level of Olive Garden you can get.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

There is an Olive Garden in Times Square that is extremely popular. And nothing has made me more mad about anything.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like you could go to.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Any heart of Italian food is in.

[Henry Zebrowski]

New York City, but it's also not in Times Square.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

There is some. There is good Italian food in Times Square.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We went to that really good place, Restaurant Row. We went in Restaurant Row, but you have to carefully choose which one in New York City. But some of them are better than others.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I bet there's 25 options within a mile of Olive Garden that are better than Olive Garden. They are Times Square.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Literally all better than Olive Garden. Yes, it is all me. It is literally made out of cat meat.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Well, if you or someone you know is considering suicide, contact 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline by dialing 988, text 988 to the Crisis Text Line 741741, or go to 988.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And they're not going to tell you.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

How to do it, or they don't.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Tell you how to do it?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

No, I don't think so.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Great.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I think they, you know, I don't know, call.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay, so this is. This story I want to cover really quick. Quick. Because this is the scariest thing I've read. All right, so this is this week. And literally outside of the Epine stuff, because there's really nothing we can do about it.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So this is some of the.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

And it's done.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And it's done. It's kind of already happened. So this is some of the. This is really scaring the. Out of me and why I don't do Airbnbs anymore. So several people who stayed in Airbnb in Las Vegas fell seriously ill after Deathly ill. Deathly, very, very, very ill after a tip led FBI employees to Uncover an illegal bio lab in the home's garage. So this was run by a guy named Ori Solomon who is an Israel. He is from Israel. He is an Israeli citizen who also happens to be able to be a super of several. He's not here on a work visa. No. But he happens to be able to run all of these establishments where he is the super. He runs these Airbnbs in Vegas.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I don't even know if Vegas had Airbnbs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, mean, it's there, it's rough. Summerlin you can get out there. I like it out there. But Ori, he is. The only way to really describe Ori Solomon is that he looks like a villain from that. What was that Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman movie. Oh, he looks like he's from the film Swordfish.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

He's got that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, he's got bleach blonde hair. Weird six year old man with bleach blonde hair. Very frightening. Yeah, he was a suit. All these people with a nice mask.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Mouth beginning a lot of nice mouth people here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You might have gotten his objections, honestly. He was working with another guy named David Her. That is a pseudonym for a guy that. It's like his English name. Honestly, I can't really pronounce his Chinese name. He's a Chinese national who's been connected to the Communist Party of China that was also arrested in California for another bio lab that was shut down in early January. So this has all been kind of coming on, I guess it was like a couple of years ago.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

What is the point of having your own private bio lab?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It seems that whoever is doing this, for whatever reason that they're doing this, they. He's saying it's not his, but it was just in his garage. Is that they are hosting COVID 19 samples. HIV, norovirus, Ebola, Da Nang Fever. Da Nang Fever. Like literally they are. They are hosting a bunch of. Of viruses. They are literally just holding on to a bunch of viruses for research.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

There's also a thousand mice there. I will say at the bare minimum, the Airbnb shouldn't have a thousand mice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

My bare minimum is like many dead crickets. I'm so over it. I'm so over it. Every Airbnb has a lot to take.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

The sheets off before.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah, you know you have to scrub the tiles and you have to.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

They were looking for more bio, please.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're literally gonna pick up and kids from school. You know these Airbnbs are. I am just this idea of going to one of the. I am so sick of it. Every time. They always have some locked room. They always have a locked room.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And it's deeply entire house. I want access to the whole thing is 13 cameras. That's all you think of is the movie 13 cameras when you have just a room I can't enter.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

What's 13 cameras? That sliver.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a basic. No, I wish. That's a sexy movie. This is about a movie. It's like a weird fucking God guy that has a house where he spies on women.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Did you like it? Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, it's great. I, I so disturbing. I literally can't show Natalie.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh, wow, that's fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because Natalie will never stay in a hotel ever again.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

More charges are are against Solomon are likely. It is unclear Tuesday he's been released.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, he's released. So they don't know the. But he, they made him promise not to go anywhere.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes. Well, they took his passport from him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, wow. Because these guys are jaw lost. Top tier. We just have some of the best guys on this right now, especially for Israeli citizens. Oh, they are on it. They got this guy clamped down. There is no way this guy is doing anything. Even though also it's weirdly connected to another Chinese spy being arrested in Riverside. Really very strange, very interesting activity, flying around.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

There's a lot of stuff going on. You know, we're. You know, what's good about this is what's happening. Now that it's easier to check on everybody, now that Big brother is in and watching us all the time, it's kind of easier to catch people doing biolabs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

But also, especially when they're renting it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Out to people, just stops there. Yeah. They put it on Airbnb.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's not even like a private service from some millionaire.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It was just the fridge was filled.

[Henry Zebrowski]

With weird vials and I just.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

People got sick.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm just done. I'm done. I'm not going on vacation anymore. I hate vacation.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

You love vacation.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I like not working. Working. Yes. I hate going places.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It is true. You don't like actually, you know, it's hard to get you out of the house. I'm thinking about it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I go out more, but it's like, if I'm in la, I'll go out.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's just. I'm done. I hate going places.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. Like when the fires came, I was like, hey, I'm going to Oceanside. I'm gonna go chill by the beach. And you're like, I'm gonna burn inside.

[Henry Zebrowski]

My house. Yeah. I mean, that's just because I'm not leaving that house.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

That's wild.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. I'm standing.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I don't care about anything that much. Much.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I guess because you're a renter. Yeah. Once you buy a house. I became a boomer.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

During that very small window, I became one. I felt it. I felt. I was like, I'll stand out here with a hose. But no, Natalie would have made me evacuate.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Well, Airbnb hasn't really.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, they haven't commented.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I wonder why they haven't commented.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Another thing I do want to bring up.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Scare people. Bnb. Come on. What are we doing?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Honestly, I'm never going again. Never going in whenever. Again. The. This one is a big one. Cereal pooper.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Caught.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Caught.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What I love about this story is the fact.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Serial defecator.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, you're right. You're right, you're right. Right. You're right. Now this is in Madison, Wisconsin. Apparently I've now. We've now seen this a couple of times.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I was just in Madison. I didn't see any on the ground.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's because normally they keep it in their little white box nuts. But this woman put it out there. I love that it's a woman, by the way. So this was a common trail. Right. They were going the st. The Stoughton Police Department had received reports from this. They. I guess they had found human feces and used toilet paper in a park.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Someone had been in the same place wiping themselves. Bringing toilet paper to wipe.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

That's the thing. If you didn't leave the toilet paper, they probably wouldn't have gotten. Got caught.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The toilet paper is what makes you a weirdo in this scenario. As far as I'm concerned, you should.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Walk out of there with a shitty.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ass because if you're gonna.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

In public, you. You should take the punishment of having a shitty ass.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Have you heard. Did you hear the story? I believe we might have covered this. I'm gonna. Right before you joined the show of a. I believe it was a high school sports coach that was also caught doing the same exact thing where they found loose stool on a track every morning.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And eventually the coach had to come out and say, I've been having stomach issues. This has become a thing I do.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

But why not use the bathroom?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because he's a fucking disgusting bastard.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. So this guy, this lady seems to be of the same. So there were so many poo poo. Right. There was. He said he was. Oh, yeah. Was the superintendent. Yeah, he Was the gang. He was on the school's football field.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Wow. You have to really go out of your way to be the superintendent to go to a random high school field and on it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I forgot he was, like, the boss of bosses. I guess you just feel really confident.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

That's power.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

That's true power. That's what I want to be a superintendent. I'm a.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In her parking lot.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. He's more of a pooper.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is hilarious. His mug shot. He is serious.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But this lady. They're not releasing the information about the Madison, Wisconsin serial, I guess because they've decided needed to because she's. They're just giving her a ticket for indecent conduct. The reason why we're even talking about this is that there was so many reports about this dookie being on this trail that the cops put out a drone. Like, she was Osama Bin Lad.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

They got her with a infrared camera.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They were drunk.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

And they caught her. And you literally see her in a thermal suit. Like, literally. It is. I'm not joking. It's like SEAL team, SEAL team, SEAL Team Six came looking for her, and she's got her hands up.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Sorry.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She just looks like she's been. Like she's O.J. simpson. Like she's been caught after a long manhunt. But they just gave her a ticket for indecent conduct.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I mean, she must really wanted to do it. This is Madison, Wisconsin. It's cold February. This isn't July.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do you think there's something to do, like, with, like, her smelly poops?

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Well, maybe she really wants to look at it, because sometimes when you poop in the toilet, you can't always see it if it gets a little cloudy, you know, and so, like, if it gets a little cloudy or you put some toilet paper on it, you can't really see your poop. So maybe she wanted to go poop in the snow, have a nice white canvas, and then she could really check out what she was putting out there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you can't see your poop poop ever, if you're always fine. Mist. That's a problem in and of itself.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I mean, I'd say I can't see one out of ten poops.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. I mean, that's normal. Yeah, that's different. Yeah, it's. Yeah.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Every time I can't see it, I'm sad. I know that much.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, it's how I know if I'm sick or not.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Well.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it's how I know if I'm happy. Or not.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Honestly, can I. Controversial statement.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Statement, please.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I like diarrhea. It doesn't bother me. Everyone's like, oh, I got diarrhea. It's bad. I'm like, oh, good for you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's because you live in a developed country and you can. You have access to water.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

That's true. I know I'm not gonna die.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And it's. For us, it's time off.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Exactly.

[Henry Zebrowski]

When I have diarrhea, time off from life. Time off from my wife.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

At least 20.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Time off from work.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Time off from all of you.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Where do you think I come up with all the material for the stream?

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, it's when I'm straight streaming.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Double stream. I'm streaming. You're streaming. We're all streaming. We're creaming. We're dreaming.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're professionals. We're never not working right. So this. Don't worry. This lady's been taken off the streets.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

From her big Culver's fueled runny dumps. I will say she was. She definitely was a unit of a woman. So I imagine you could really see she's got. I mean, they really shouldn't put the weight on.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

On there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's a shame.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. What are you going to do? I mean, do. Do. That's what you do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, save it yourself. Put it in your butt. Save it in your butt.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Oh, well. Do we have any listener mail today? People actually care about us still.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, we got the good. Oh, of course they do. We're all they have.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Are you ready, Eddie? Yes. Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Horny Henrik.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sure.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Now it's time for listener email.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't get sick of it.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Nice. So are we deciding that's the one we're sticking with forever for now?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think I kind of did. Yeah. Yeah. I love that one.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It's a really good one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's my favorite one.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Are people still sending in new ones?

[Henry Zebrowski]

We haven't gotten any in a little while. But, I mean, I'm. I'm content right now.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I am pretty content.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I really love it.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

So can we officially stop the ask for new listener email stings?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Unless one comes in that's particularly really good. Yeah, I don't. Step man, I'm open.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

All right. I would like to see something a little more funky.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, that's pretty funky.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It is pretty funky.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We want straight funk.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I want straight funk.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Something in the pocket.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. Submissions are open.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I guess. I like that one.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. I want some Billy Bass inspired stuff.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Because he just passed.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

He did Just pass rip Billy Bass.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There we go. Let me see if one of these are good.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I guess I read this the paper Mills.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I like this one. I'm gonna do the radiation pranks.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay, the radiation pranks, which are always fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Listen to the Bob Lazar episode today when you guys covered his prank with the helium filled bags with radiation labels on them. It would remind me of a prank in a similar vein that was told to me while I was serving in the Navy. Often the aircraft carrier nuclear powered these days would carry marines on board a transport. They'd have their own bunking areas, sort of sequestered from the rest of the crew. There was some nerd versus jock things going on between the marines and the pale, sickly looking nuclear techs who never saw the sun and worked 28 hours a day in Pete's time. One night, a couple of nukes got some radiation suits, a few pails filled with ball bearings and a handful of Chemlight glow sticks. They activated the glow sticks, mixed them in thoroughly into the ball bearing bearings and smeared what was on their hands all over their suits. In the dead of night, they opened the door to the Marines bunk room, threw in the ball bearings, making a ton of noise while yelling, neutron spill. Neutron spill, everybody. Everybody out. Neutron spill. Dozens of Marines jump out of their beds ready to fight. Half naked, slipping on the ball bearings and glow stick juice, trying to figure out what was happening. Happening. Pretty sure they all got their asses kicked eventually, but the story is legend now, obviously. That's awesome.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It is great. That is a hell of a prank.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I. My dad used to do like. He ran a real McHale's Navy, kind of. He had a real McHale's Navy experience. And while he was serving in the Navy.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes, I can imagine that. That your dad's Navy was all pranks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He did not have a serious Vietnam, you know, and I. I think I'm glad cuz he didn't need anything to make him grumpier.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

No, certainly not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, cuz my uncle Kevin, who also just passed.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And we were. We had been talking for a while, but he had served in Vietnam and he was. Yeah. Honestly, you know what his worst tour was? Brunch.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

The worst.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Actually was a POW for two years. They thought he was.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Was dead.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He had a problem with Asians ever since. You know, I don't.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. What are you gonna do?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, I try to convince him I was too young.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

I love Nintendo, uncle.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Hey, how bad could they be? Even though it's the wrong type of Asian person. Let's all say goodbye to everyone. What a wonderful day it's been.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Well, it's so nice to see all.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Of you live another day. So you get to read more Epstein emails.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

That's right. Get in there, start googling your friends and then you start moving on to people you admire and then people you hate.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I would love for you to save the people that you hate for the end because then it's nice to have some laughter as dessert.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes, I still can't believe Woody Allen. I am still I was really old now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I was shocked to see Woody Allen's name oh, Last Comic Book on the Left, Volume four pre order soon. You're going to want to check that out. It is on our website. This thing is the one of the best things we've ever made. It is finally coming out thanks to Z2 an hour's publishing efforts and you will see the conclusion of my little tale on Detective Popcorn that I worked on with Elliot Rohal. It's honestly, you're going to love it.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Very cool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is really good. Also, Miseducation of Ed Larson is on the Patreon new show. New show, new show, new show. $10 and up on the Patreon. Go check it out. Patreon.com Last podcast on the left. You can still pay to get ad free audio episodes of the shows and you get first dibs on tickets merch. You also can go ahead and be a part of last stream on the left which is live every 6pm every Tuesday PST.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

It is live and once a month if you're part of the $25 tier, you can submit videos and gross us out. Other than that it it have a good time. Henry and I, we're gonna next week we're gonna be in Alaska.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're gonna be in Alaska next week.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Freevising our ever loving buy more clothes than money. I'm gonna make.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I we are. Oh just on the gear alone I broke even. Yeah, like I just bought gear. I have nothing.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Well, we're sold out in anchorage on the 20th, but please come see us in Fairbanks on the 21st. I'm also gonna be doing a brunch show apparently. So keep your eyes peeled. Dwayne Davis is going to be a blast. March 14th we're going to be in Urbana, Illinois. Then we're going to Illinois. I'm sorry. And then April 26th, Lexington, Kentucky. Netflix is a joke. Henry and I are doing a show at the Avalon at 9:45. That's going to be on May 7th.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Come out.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Come and check us out there. Rochester, New York, May 30. And London, Ontario, on June 28. And then, of course, a week from today, I'm going to be over at the Punchline with Grant Gordon. That's on February 18th in San Francisco. Please come out and see that. April 3rd, I'm going to be in LA at the Lyric Hyperion with Amber Nelson. And then P funk fest on April 11th. And Vystar Stadium, Jumbo Shrimp Stadium, April 12th. Come party with me. I love you, people. Rock and roll will never die.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, dude, we'll see you out there on the ice.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right. Hail Satan.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Hail Satan. Death Bull. Still rocking.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, still rocking. Because, you know, what was the one that just.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Who was just o' Hara passed away.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, that we know. That was extremely sad.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Andy Dick's not looking good.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Of course he's not looking.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I'm saying you might have a very good run on your very first get.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Well, that's actually. It's bad for me, though, because I have to lose a thousand dollars.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it's good.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Good for whatever Andy Dick dies of.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Which will mostly be Dick disease getting shot in the head.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah, I'm just going to send it to penises. What's wrong with Mitch McConnell? Did he die?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I heard he's not doing good. Yeah, we did. No politics because we said we'd have to keep it even. I just heard he's dying. No, we know we can't wait. No, we're all excited.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

He's been dying for a decade.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, honestly. Hurry up.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

He looks like his bones already left his body.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Body by Mr. Come I hope that you. I hope you enjoy hell.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

All right, well, who else is a puddle that's gonna die soon, Rob?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

All right, we'll see you guys next week.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Joe Biden.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Yeah. Live one day longer than Trump, you piece of.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just knew. I knew. I. Goddamn Corn Pop.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Keep your kids out of Chuck E. Cheese.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, keep getting out of Chucky Chicken.

[Edwin 'Ed' Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'll suck them in there. I'm gonna fuck them in there.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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