Side Stories: Say It Ain't So

Summary

Last Podcast on the Left Episode: Side Stories: Say It Ain't So
Release Date: April 16, 2025

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Introduction

In the episode titled "Side Stories: Say It Ain't So," hosts Henry Zebrowski and Marcus Parks delve into a blend of personal anecdotes, crime discussions, and humorous exchanges. The episode navigates through topics ranging from health updates and movie experiences to intense criminal cases and bizarre news stories. Throughout the conversation, the hosts maintain a dynamic and engaging rapport, balancing dark humor with insightful commentary.

Health and Medication Discussion

The episode opens with Henry and Marcus discussing cardiovascular health, specifically focusing on the medication Repatha (Evolocumab). Marcus emphasizes the importance of monitoring LDL cholesterol levels post-heart attack and introduces Repatha as a supplementary treatment to statins for lowering heart attack risks.

• Marcus Parks [00:15]: "To help know if we're at risk, we should be getting our LDL C, our bad cholesterol checked, and talking to our doctor."

Henry expresses a proactive approach towards his health:

• Henry Zebrowski [00:29]: "Guess it's time to ask about Repatha."

Katie Nolan interjects with a brief advertisement about Repatha, providing essential information on its usage and side effects.

Personal Anecdotes and Movie Experiences

Transitioning from health, Henry and Marcus share personal stories about watching the movie "The Brutalist." They discuss their differing experiences and perspectives on the film's ending, illustrating their unique approaches to media consumption.

• Marcus Parks [02:16]: "They know. They know. The audience knows. They track."

Henry reflects on the blending of their real lives with their show personas:

• Henry Zebrowski [02:15]: "You know what's weird is I have gotten to the point now where this show and our real life are blending."

They humorously recount how Marcus attempted to watch the movie again to grasp the ending, highlighting their intertwined lives and the challenges of maintaining distinct personal and professional identities.

Intense Criminal Case: Lori Valo Trial

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the ongoing trial of Lori Valo, a suspect accused of multiple murders. Marcus provides a detailed analysis of the courtroom dynamics, emphasizing the complexities of the American legal system.

• Marcus Parks [07:02]: "Court should be scored."

They explore the challenges faced by the prosecution in presenting Valo’s prior convictions without biasing the jury, highlighting Valo's manipulative tactics in the courtroom.

• Marcus Parks [07:39]: "She's allowed to defend herself. She's allowed to go into these scenarios."

Henry and Marcus express their admiration for Katie Nolan as the segment transitions back to their personal banter.

Weather Manipulation and Conspiracy Theories

Shifting gears, Marcus introduces a letter from an expert discussing the reality and limitations of weather manipulation. They debate the feasibility of controlling weather patterns and dismiss conspiracy theories surrounding chemtrails.

• Marcus Parks [13:14]: "Weather manipulation is 100% real. It just sucks."

Henry humorously contributes to the discussion by mocking the idea of chemtrails:

• Henry Zebrowski [16:36]: "Also I'm going to have, I'm going to say chemtrails. Fucking pussies."

Their lighthearted critique underscores skepticism towards unfounded weather manipulation claims, blending scientific facts with comedic relief.

Animal News: Peanuts Law

Henry takes over the "animal news" segment, discussing the case of Peanut, a squirrel involved in a controversial euthanasia incident. They highlight the legislative changes prompted by public outcry over Peanut’s treatment.

• Henry Zebrowski [17:15]: "This is your wheelhouse. I love it."

Marcus adds context about Peanut’s popularity and the resulting law requiring a 72-hour waiting period before euthanizing animals from sanctuaries.

• Marcus Parks [19:25]: "That's a really nice change."

The hosts reflect on the impact of social media in shaping public opinion and influencing legislative actions.

Weezer and Celebrity Stories

The conversation shifts to celebrity gossip, focusing on the band Weezer and the antics of its members. Henry and Marcus critique Weezer's musical evolution and live performances, expressing both nostalgia and disappointment.

• Marcus Parks [25:21]: "You don't like Weezer."

They discuss incidents involving the band’s bassist Scott Shriner and his wife Jillian Lauren, intertwining humor with critique of their public personas and personal lives.

• Henry Zebrowski [26:16]: "He's a nerd."

Alarming News Stories

The hosts delve into disturbing news, covering topics such as a Wisconsin teenager charged with murdering his parents to fund an assassination plot against President Trump. They analyze the psychological and sociopolitical implications of such acts.

• Henry Zebrowski [42:27]: "Authorities say teen killed parents to get money for assassination."

Marcus humorously mocks the teenager’s failed assassination plan, blending dark humor with insightful commentary on extremist behaviors.

• Marcus Parks [43:21]: "He can't seem to get past first stage. Kill mommy, kill daddy, get money."

Bizarre News: Human Toes Sold by Dogs

A particularly bizarre story is discussed where a woman in Australia attempts to sell human toes regurgitated by dogs. Henry and Marcus navigate the grotesque nature of the tale with morbid humor and disbelief.

• Henry Zebrowski [49:11]: "Yes. The woman was working at an animal shelter..."

• Marcus Parks [50:20]: "She' a bone dealer."

Driving Mishaps and Crocs Incident

They recount the story of a Missouri man who blamed his car crash on his Crocs, leading to significant property damage. The hosts use this anecdote to discuss the importance of responsible footwear choices while driving.

• Henry Zebrowski [53:10]: "A driver blames come and go crash on his crocs."

Marcus comments on the absurdity of the situation, emphasizing the legal consequences of leaving accident scenes.

• Marcus Parks [55:01]: "It's kind of amazing."

Listener Engagement and Final Thoughts

The episode concludes with announcements of upcoming live shows and events, encouraging listener participation and engagement. Henry and Marcus promote their meet-and-greet sessions and special performances, fostering a sense of community among their audience.

• Henry Zebrowski [67:29]: "We don't need you to save us, Kasa."

They wrap up with a blend of humor and anticipation for future content, leaving listeners eager for the next installment.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Marcus Parks [00:15]: "To help know if we're at risk, we should be getting our LDL C, our bad cholesterol checked, and talking to our doctor."

• Henry Zebrowski [02:15]: "You know what's weird is I have gotten to the point now where this show and our real life are blending."

• Marcus Parks [07:02]: "Court should be scored."

• Marcus Parks [13:14]: "Weather manipulation is 100% real. It just sucks."

• Henry Zebrowski [17:15]: "This is your wheelhouse. I love it."

• Marcus Parks [25:21]: "You don't like Weezer."

• Henry Zebrowski [42:27]: "Authorities say teen killed parents to get money for assassination."

• Marcus Parks [50:20]: "She' a bone dealer."

• Henry Zebrowski [53:10]: "A driver blames come and go crash on his crocs."

Conclusion

"Side Stories: Say It Ain't So" is a quintessential episode of Last Podcast on the Left, blending dark humor with in-depth discussions on a variety of unsettling topics. Henry Zebrowski and Marcus Parks skillfully navigate through personal stories, intense criminal cases, and bizarre news, all while maintaining an engaging and entertaining dynamic. The episode serves as a testament to the podcast's ability to entertain and inform, catering to listeners who appreciate a mix of horror, humor, and real-life stories.

Transcript

[Henry Zebrowski]

Welcome back to Listen to youo Heart. I'm Jerry.

[Marcus Parks]

And I'm Jerry's Heart.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Today's topic, repatha Evolocimab heart. Why'd you pick this one?

[Marcus Parks]

Well, Jerry, for people who have had a heart attack like us, diet and exercise might not be enough to lower the risk of another one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay.

[Marcus Parks]

To help know if we're at risk, we should be getting our LDL C, our bad cholesterol checked, and talking to our doctor.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm listening.

[Marcus Parks]

And if it's still too high, Repatha can be added to a statin to lower our LDL C and our heart attack risk. Hmm.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Guess it's time to ask about Repatha.

[Katie Nolan]

Do not take Repatha if you are allergic to it. Serious allergic reactions can occur. Get medical help right away if you have trouble breathing or swallowing. Swelling of the face, lips, tongue, throat or arms. Common side effects include runny nose, sore throat, common cold symptoms, flu or flu like symptoms, back pain, high blood sugar and redness. Pain or bruising at the injection site.

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Marcus Parks]

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[Katie Nolan]

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[Marcus Parks]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

This is the lost on the left side stories.

[Marcus Parks]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Are we ready to go? Are we recording? We are. Oh, that's what I like to hear. That's what I like to hear. You know, I like to hear you farted again. Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And you concentrated through it.

[Marcus Parks]

See, but we talked about this last. You know, you'll.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, it comes out in the future.

[Marcus Parks]

That's a preview for the audience. And it's a bit that we already did.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

You know, you got to be careful with recycling bits.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm not recycling. I'm just talking.

[Marcus Parks]

They know. They know. The audience knows. They track.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know what's weird is I have gotten to the point now where this.

[Marcus Parks]

Show and our real life are blending.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're blending. And I don't really remember what we talk about in real life as opposed to what we talk about on the show.

[Marcus Parks]

Never do. I never know. I have no idea. I don't know. Like, did I talk about. On the show about how we went to go see the Brutalist?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

So Natalie and I went to go see the Brutalist. Let me just. Let me send this out to my. My. Our audience.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Your bruties.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. We're broody family. We're a broody family. I hashtag broody. Broody verse. Extended brie verse. What I'm hoping for an extended Rudy verse.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Build through death.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes. And I. I don't know if I said this on the show that I. Here's a note to the. To some of you guys out there. Everybody's got, like a. A partner that sometimes reacts to content differently and you know exactly how they react to things.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. So.

[Marcus Parks]

So before going into the Brutalist, I'm not going to spoil it. Right. But I knew it was already going to be a bit of a tough sell to get Natalie to want to come see the Brutalist with me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's an intermission, and it's about building.

[Marcus Parks]

That is literally what I told her, but also what I do then sometimes with a movie like that when I know this might be challenging for Natalie's, like, in terms of, like, a wife's taste.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

I looked it up online. The Wikipedia. I spoiled myself to know what the ending was because I'd heard the ending was shocking.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it was cool.

[Marcus Parks]

And then I. Yeah, cool. And then I read that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It was awesome.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. And I read it. Yes. But I knew that there were moments in the ending Natalie's not gonna like. So about halfway through the movie, we get to the intermission, and I just turned on Natalie and I just said, you know what? I'm tired. Let's just go home. Right. So I. We went home so that I could go and download the movie again. Just to watch the end.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And I got to say, man, that's weird to do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What? Make the whole.

[Marcus Parks]

The. Just watch the last 25 minutes of the Brutalist on a Sunday morning. Oh, you wake up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I thought you were talking about the what? The what? The Brutalist.

[Marcus Parks]

No, I'm just saying that they do the waking up to only watch the ending. It's just. It's just not. It's doesn't get you going.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I do that all the time with the. You send me.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, that's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I fall asleep watching it, and then I have to wake up for the murder, and then in the morning, I watch the murder part.

[Marcus Parks]

What was the last thing that was. I sent you that was all that bad?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, define bad. Like, bad as in Brutal or bad?

[Marcus Parks]

Just send you something. Really?

[Henry Zebrowski]

You sent me a four hour video of what's this guy's name? Nichols. Talking to his friends in his living room.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, Preston Nichols.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Preston Nichols, Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. An incredible.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just sitting around the living room lying to each other over pizza. Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

Because Eddie doesn't understand the true subtleties of truth. Welcome to side Story.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you want to hear the conclusion of the Montauk project, please, Friday.

[Marcus Parks]

You'll hear it. You'll hear it. My name is Henry Zabowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, look at that. We introd.

[Marcus Parks]

We did.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hell yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Just a couple of Bruties.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just. I mean, I am a broody.

[Marcus Parks]

I am a broody now, Brutus.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Taking hate. I think broody's great.

[Marcus Parks]

What do you mean taking hate?

[Henry Zebrowski]

People think it sucks. Architects don't like it.

[Marcus Parks]

What do you mean? Architects don't fudgeing know anything. They just said all they would do was squares.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is true. What architects know about movies they don't know shit about.

[Marcus Parks]

They do the exact opposite. Movies move, buildings don't.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Buildings stay there.

[Marcus Parks]

They stay right there. They better not change.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And then were they mad that he lied about what the architecture plans were?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, we. What we may. You got a movie. Finally.

[Marcus Parks]

Has anybody seen. Should I. Do I have to keep holding the ending of Adrian? This whole thing, I think Brutalist.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You need at least a year.

[Marcus Parks]

My broody heads haven't seen this yet. Broody Head Nation.

[Henry Zebrowski]

People don't know they're broody heads. Is my. Is my thing.

[Marcus Parks]

So you don't think they don't know that they're broody?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think they know they're broody heads. I think after the next Oscars you're allowed to say the ending of the Brutalist.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay, got it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Because it. Only because it was. It almost won best picture.

[Marcus Parks]

You're right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, you're right.

[Marcus Parks]

But let me tell you, it's a surprise.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What's the surprise?

[Marcus Parks]

The ending is great. It's fine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I actually listened to the score in my free time. When I'm walking down the street, I'm like, I got the Brutalist score going to my head. It's awesome.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Honestly, it's good. That might be good soundtrack too. I've been watching day the entire. Well watched the first week of the Lori Valo trial. Oh. And if you just put a nice intense sound bed underneath this, all of this footage, it would just make it just.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Court should be scored.

[Marcus Parks]

It would be so much better. If there was TV playing on the wall, I feel like if they had like. Like the gas station, they even do it, put sports up. Well, no sound.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. More sports for your courts.

[Marcus Parks]

See? And Lori Valo gets to essentially cross examine and interrogate the victims of her crimes. It is one of the most harrowing. I mean, this. I don't. Normally it's boring. Court is boring.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

But inherently I am gripped. I'm sitting and watching it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like, it's the fact that they're even letting it happen.

[Marcus Parks]

I can't believe that it's. It is such a utter heartbreak. And it's also like, interesting because it's the American system at work. She's allowed to defend herself. She's allowed to go into these scenarios. And the jury. It's harrowing because this is a specific jury that does not know about the previous convictions. So the jury doesn't know that she's already. They know she's a prisoner, but they don't know who she's killed. And they are not allowed to broach that information until it becomes too much. And so what she'll do is Lori Valo will like the. One of the forensics experts that was talking about the way the body was going. She decided to not cross examine. That was. He was one of the prosecutor's witnesses. Because she knew or like, you know, they kind of interpreted that she knew that if she were to talk directly to this person, they were the forensics expert on the last trial in Idaho. And legitimately, then the prosecution can open up on redirect and talk about the previous convictions. So they are still holding. They've only heard certain things. Kay Woodcock, that was the grandmother of jj, One of the dead kids.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Charles Valo's sister. She was on the stand talking to Lori Valo. It the fucking most intense shit I've ever seen. Like, they are like, it's. It's hard. It is hard. You're watching this woman is. This person's a victim, an extended victim of Lori Val.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The prosecutor doesn't get to ask about jj.

[Marcus Parks]

The whole. They K. Woodcock kept saying JJ was jj, had jj. So you're. It's slowly coming out. They can't do it because technically what they're trying to. This is how they create a fair trial, is that they take the previous shit out of this trial so that you're only being looked at for this one crime and they can't have the other shit affect the jurors opinion of you in this crime.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But what about character witnesses?

[Marcus Parks]

I mean, there it's all if. If. If character was what sunk this woman, she'd be a fucking anchor. Everybody is basically saying she's. This is an evil bitch that has. That has done horrible things. But they're not allowed to say the words. They're not allowed to say the words. You killed J.J. entirely because it is. It will up. They'll. It'll be a hung trial.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it's fact.

[Marcus Parks]

It's. It would. With the previous trial. Certain things have to be met. I'm not quite certain, but certain parameters have to be met for them to bring that information in.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It seems like a very big piece of information.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, obviously, I think what's happening is that when you're watching this. So now I'm watching it for hours. And I tried to doing the mental math of subtracting what I know from what I'm watching. And you can start to see, oh, there's a big circle of nothing in this. That they are. You could hear you. You have to be. If you're watching as a jury being like, what are they not telling us? Yeah, like there is a. So it's gonna come. It will eventually come. It's just wild to see her just. She's got a shock collar vest on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What's that for?

[Marcus Parks]

If she lunges at the jury or lunges at a witness, they have somebody there to zapper. Oh, which fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They should have had that on. What's her name? Yeah, she. Business. She not have one.

[Marcus Parks]

She likes it. Yeah. Every time they hit her with it, she comes. It's hard for. She can't deal with it. But this whole story, it's just. That's really up. She also wouldn't talk to, like, her bro. The stuff with her and her brother, Adam Cox. Yeah, the dj.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. The cool, though. Well, not the cool one, but the one who was cool with the guy who was murdered.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes. The former dj. He. He's now like, he's doing some other scam business now. But it was brutal. Like, they're all like, so what you think of me? She had to question the lady that went on a date with Charles Valo two days before he died, where she did this whole, like, what did he tell you about me? Like, grilling this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why would she even say that? Why would she ask?

[Marcus Parks]

She's. And then finally she's like, so at what point did he tell you all about me? Blah, blah, blah. And the lady comes back. I think her name was Debbie Joe. They're trying to make a bunch of merch from it where she says, don't flatter yourself. We talked about other things as well. And you hear the crowd go like, oh, oh, mother the. It's a. Take your tops off. Start fighting each other, you know? But again, that's why I'm not allowed in.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cool. That's not why.

[Marcus Parks]

That's why I can't go.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know. Wait. You probably would be allowed in.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, anybody can go. It's. It's like a lottery. You have to wait online.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You should go to more trials.

[Marcus Parks]

To be honest, if I love it so much if I go any. Because I have, like, you got Fridays. I have a life. That's the only time that's a life I have to have. I have to have it at some point. I'm already watching them online.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that this is a great new hobby for you, especially with the Menendez brothers in town.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Trial people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Because that's crazy. The kind of shit that blows through LA is awesome. We had Richard Ramirez fucking we.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All the best trials crimes in the world's history have come through L. A.

[Marcus Parks]

It's pretty great. I wish there was more, in a way.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's lots of stuff going on. We're going to get to it in a second, but we have two more updates.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, I love this one. So I was halfway right about cloud seeding and weather manipulation.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, technically, I was also halfway right.

[Marcus Parks]

Good, good. Thank God. All right. Weather manipulation. This is from a letter from one of our experts. Weather manipulation is 100% real. It just sucks. If you throw certain chemicals into the air that act as seeds around which moisture can condense. Sometimes you can get some rain clouds. It only works with favorable conditions. Already exist in the atmosphere, though, to start rain formation.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's why I won't work in, like, Texas or something.

[Marcus Parks]

The clouds have to already be there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And then you see them and they do a bunch of stuff. Same goes for the opposite. We could try to disrupt storms from producing damaging hail and such, but it's unreliable and requires dumping chemicals into the atmosphere, which no one wants to do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And if you have a giant hurricane, dumping chemicals into a hurricane sounds like a bad idea.

[Marcus Parks]

But it's interesting, too, because I like this. Yes. Obviously, governments, mostly the US Government and many world governments have been very actively trying to create dependable weather manipulation for a long time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We could use rain.

[Marcus Parks]

We people want it. Right. There's a lot of talk of it being used in weaponized ways in certain parts of the world. We know they were talking about floods in Congo they thought were they were made by the Chinese using cloud seeding to make it rain out. But that doesn't kind of really work out. But it's, it's interesting. Like think about this. There was a thing called Project storm fury.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay?

[Marcus Parks]

20 years they spent trying to figure out how to control hurricanes. Of course they want to control hurricanes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Have to.

[Marcus Parks]

There's a lot of money in doing it. They would love to do it. They want to do it though it soared. Apparently it even kind of, kind of sortie worked.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it was certainly didn't work last year.

[Marcus Parks]

No, but the thing is the, apparently the whole, the whole reason was built on like the whole hypothesis of how was supposed to work turned out to be like flawed and fucked up. So they pulled all the funding. 20 years of research down the drain. It's also like important to understand just how much end energy is inside of a hurricane. Like trying to kick off is according to letter, trying to kick off or manipulate a weather system that contains vastly more energy than a nuclear weapon is a long, long way off from essentially encouraging clouds to piss out some rain over your cornfield. Yes. Like it's wild. Like I love this the way this letter, this, this writer put it. Weather's so ordinary that most folks don't think about it. But massive exchanges of energy are going on in the air over our heads every day. Sure, the base chemical and thermal controls over weather are relatively simple, but the atmosphere itself is a hugely complex and tremendously powerful thing. The sheer scale is immense. Being able to control it with any accuracy would take godlike technology. It's like trying to push back the tides.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it's impossible.

[Marcus Parks]

It's very difficult.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Unless you got a lot of powerful orgone harvested from scared babies from their uteruses and from their carved out adrenal glands. Or getting a bunch of rich people together to talk to reptilians over a menorah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Also I'm going to have, I'm going to say chemtrails. Fucking pussies.

[Marcus Parks]

Exactly.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They ain't stopping no hurricane.

[Marcus Parks]

They've done your little fucking cloud trail.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Any stopping no hurricane.

[Marcus Parks]

Fucking get with the bad motherfucker. It is hard to take down. Ask Miami. Yes, ask anywhere in Florida. It is rough. It is crazy to see how much damage you can do. And it's just, it's just ale. Is that crazy?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is crazy. It is crazy.

[Marcus Parks]

You man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You too. Your ass, man. Your ass.

[Marcus Parks]

No, you're a good guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Peanuts Law. Peanuts Law. All right, this is another update.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. What Is this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I am in charge of the animal news. Yes. I'm declaring it right now.

[Marcus Parks]

You. I know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is your wheelhouse. I love it.

[Marcus Parks]

It's what you do best.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, they say so. Peanut, the squirrel that was murdered by the cops. I remember.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah, I remember.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. He was the only fans people had the squirrel that the cops came in.

[Marcus Parks]

And yeah, they were mad at the guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They were babysitting kids in the. In the neighborhood. But which is should be allowed. We decided when we talked about it on the show.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, because they're not bad people.

[Marcus Parks]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But now Peanuts law, which would require a 72 hour waiting period before animals from animal sanctuary are euthanized.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, so that is new.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This comes from the wonderful News source channel 3000.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Mark Longo, who lives on a farm in Pine City near the Pennsylvania border, took a squirrel in after seeing its mother get hit by a New York City. Very sad. We all know.

[Marcus Parks]

Very sad.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He named that squirrel Peanut and started an Instagram account for him getting hundreds of thousands of followers in the course of seven years.

[Marcus Parks]

But that guy had also had a huge balls.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He. I think we. The, the, the people watching were watching for the.

[Marcus Parks]

Not the squirrel guys with ideas they better not have been.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He had those. He had the gray sweatpants and we all saw his huge cock.

[Marcus Parks]

Big old wiener dinger and he's got like. And he's at the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

October 2020.

[Marcus Parks]

Shameful what he did.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. The New York State Department of Environmental Conservation went to Longo's home, seized Peanut and a raccoon nameless after the agency received complaints that wildlife was being kept there illegally. The DEC worker involved in the investigation said that the raccoon was also euthanized and tested. Both results came back negative for rabies. Because it's. The only way to really test them for rabies is to kill them.

[Marcus Parks]

Kill them. You gotta go through their blood. You gotta run their body through a gravy mill.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. So but now because of this and the popularity of Peanut, you will get a 72 hour leeway to see if the animal has rabies before they're euthanized.

[Marcus Parks]

That's a really nice change.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think so, you know, and then.

[Marcus Parks]

If they got rabies, they have to be destroyed. And if they're just frothing of the mouth, maybe they. Maybe they were brushing their teeth.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's amazing that it took a squirrel.

[Marcus Parks]

Took a squirrel.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And you know, I was talking to my. And I'm sure I'll catch shit, but I was talking to my vet father in law. And he said very old by the way. And we were talking and he said that squirrels don't really get rabies and there's no recorded. That's what we squirrel rabies.

[Marcus Parks]

We talked about this is that it was probably mostly it was ulterior motives. But yes, squirrels are actually largely immune to rabies.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In a weird way.

[Marcus Parks]

It's very strange.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

This is huge.

[Marcus Parks]

This was my favorite story of the week. I get it. Sent it to me multiple times. God, I love that. I love Los Angeles. This story. We all love the band Weezer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's not true.

[Marcus Parks]

You don't like was. You don't like Weezer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I like a handful of songs.

[Marcus Parks]

I used to like them more. I don't like. Obviously no one, anybody with any substance does not like the new alb. Sorry. I like the old albums like we all do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Pinkerton and Blue are great.

[Marcus Parks]

Those are amazing. Perfect.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

No notes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I can't believe they wrote a song called Hash Pipe that I don't enjoy.

[Marcus Parks]

It's a bad song. It's their worst thing. And actually almost made me want to throw out every single piece of merch and album I ever had of theirs. But I now I'm having an older reaction to it and understand you're liking it more now. No, I'm saying the more that I can. It can. I can still be a fan and not like like most of their albums.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Island and Son.

[Marcus Parks]

Don't hate that song.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hate that song.

[Marcus Parks]

Also hate that song. They did ruin a lot of their legacy later on. And I've also heard they're a bit stingy when they are performing live. But they're still big. I'm still big fan of Weezer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Stingy how?

[Marcus Parks]

In terms of like they don't give it their all. Sometimes Rivers Cuomo seems out of it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I would be too.

[Marcus Parks]

I wouldn't be.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's no substance in this.

[Marcus Parks]

You're rock star. Get over it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's a nerd.

[Marcus Parks]

You're rock star. Get over it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

All right, so. But Scott Shriner, he's not over it. He's the basis for Weezer. You know what I like about him? Unflappable basis. Gotta stay in the pocket, right? Yeah. Gotta be rock solid guy, right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Which must be because that man puts up with a very interesting wife. Her name's Shelian Lauren. And she is. She's cute.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

She's fun. Kind of foxy. Foxy lady.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, yeah, she's married to a.

[Marcus Parks]

Rock and roll guy. Right. But instead she decided to insert herself into the search for three men that were running from a high speed chase. And then she opened up fire against a bunch of police officers and they shot her. And then she was put into jail on one million dollar bail that she had so that they just paid and got her out. This whole story is. Does not make any fucking sense.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Did she know the people Running from the cops?

[Marcus Parks]

No, no, no. So, okay, this is how I can maybe parse this out. So everything began Last Tuesday, 03:25pm, which is that, of course, it's always right before we record. There was a hit and run on the 134th LAPD. They responded to a request for resistance from Chips. They went in there. They were in Eagle Rock. Right. For those of you who don't know, Eagle Rock in la. Crunchy, yet expensive.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Right. It's a great. It's a part of the city in which very, very money. Yes. It's where leisure. It's where Weezer lives. It's where people with money live to pretend to have no money.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

Right. Lauren, this Jillian Lauren. Which again, it's really hard to describe anybody with two first names. So the, the. There was a high speed chase. The suspects left their car. They ran into the bunch of backyards in this residential neighborhood. The manhunt led officers to the back of a residence where all of us, where Scott Shriner of Weezer and his wife Jillian Lauren live. For some reason, Jillian Lauren was in the backyard of her neighbor house. Of her house with a we. Of her neighboring property. So it wasn't even in her property. She's on her neighbor's property.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay.

[Marcus Parks]

With a handgun. Lauren pointed handgun at officers who said, hey, white lady, please put it down. Because that's how nice they are in lapd. That's how nice they are when they see it's a rich woman with a handgun. They went, please, pretty please, if you would just please put the gun down.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

She responded by opening up a fire at them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She fired at them or into the air.

[Marcus Parks]

She fired.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

It sounds like when a police officer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I thought she did like a warning, Pop, pop. In the air.

[Marcus Parks]

No police officer is gonna take it as a warning.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Marcus Parks]

You know, they chase a few guys. This is according to Maria Da Costa. This is someone who says the LAPD was chasing the guys. Wheezer's wife comes out of the house with a gun. They then shot her in the shoulder. They shot her in the shoulder.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Tiny shoulder.

[Marcus Parks]

Which is, to be honest, shows the. Sadly, it shows restraint on LAPD's count. Right. They technically didn't riddle her with bullets because she was a visibly rich white woman.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, that's where they fucked up because now we know they can aim.

[Marcus Parks]

All right, so they arrested her. She came out with the babysitter. Now, two clues here. Number one, she didn't listen to the police. She fired either at them or towards them or above them, they continued to fire at her. She went in and her response was to bring out her babysitter that was also at home. Now, I don't know if you've ever met anybody that's a mom that has a babysitter with her that's not under police observance. Normally with someone, if you need a full on team to raise your family, that's just a child in a living room means. Sometimes I'm going to go out on a limb. I know what people need help. People talk about this, but sometimes. I'm reading right now. Difficult Woman.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Say it ain't so, honey.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm reading. Difficult Woman. That's funny. Eddie, you got to save it. Can you do it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Correct for what? Say I don't know.

[Marcus Parks]

You're right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is what you do it.

[Marcus Parks]

You got to do this. You got to do it right though.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What? Say it ain't so. Say it ain't so.

[Marcus Parks]

Thank you, Lauren.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She got shot in the shoulder. Do you think her sweater came undone?

[Marcus Parks]

Whoa. If you want to destroy my sweater, shoot me by police. I love this. This is great. So many parodies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Lauren. All right. So she got shot in the shoulder. She brought out her. I think she brought her babysitter out to be a human shield. I'm not quite certain. There's some video camera footage. This is also. None of this is coming out, but one of my favorite parts about this whole thing was that obviously total fucking utter chaos. She's given a one million dollar bail. They got the cash to do it. They fucking. She pays her way out. Even though she is technically her crime is under. She's being charged with the attempted murder of a police officer, which could get her 10 to 15 years in jail.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The problem is she did this in the backyard and not in the garage because that's like inside he's been right.

[Marcus Parks]

He wrote a bunch of these down early. He had to have written these down earlier. I love this stuff. But this is. I guess my main thing is, is yes, if you have your. If you have to have a team while you're looking at your children and they are not Adam Lanza armed that you. There's a kind of. There's a lot going on here. And also I think it's very interesting to see Scott Shriners approach. So the next day. So his wife got shot. All this hullabaloo. Scott Shriner is just walking his dog. And he's walking his dog. Normal paparazzi is like, oh, what's up? He's like, oh, don't worry, she's fine. She's fine. That's his answer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's fine.

[Marcus Parks]

And he says, don't worry. Still playing Coachella. They didn't even think about rescheduling Coachella. Weezer, if you could see right here, if you look at the Deadline article, they went out there, no mention obviously what was going on. They just played the play.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's honestly the best thing they could do.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, of course. But Scott Shriner is just so. He's so used to this woman.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, whatever, with that pink triangle.

[Marcus Parks]

He must be, but he is used to this woman. Another thing to understand this woman, Jillian Lauren, she was a part of a harem of a Dubai prince. She wrote a book about it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then she got tired of sex.

[Marcus Parks]

That's good. Another good deep day. It's great. She also was in. She wrote another book about her discovering self. But then, most interestingly, she interviewed one of the most prolific, if. If you believe his claims, one of the most prolific serial killers in American history, Samuel Little. And she wrote a book. This is the. Her name, Jillian Lauren wrote book.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is that the guy who killed like 80 people?

[Marcus Parks]

Yes. She wrote a book called Behold the Monster Facing America's Most Prolific Serial Killer. And she also was on a stars documentary, confronting a serial killer. She was becoming this like, true crime talking head. And I think what's interesting, I'm just going to say this out here. I think a lot of times that, you know, Kurt Vonneket said, be careful who you pretend to be because you become who you pretend to be. And I think on some level, there are some people out there, and I've met them in this space, the true crime space, that sometimes believe at some point that they've become a police officer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

I think that Jillian Lauren received a what I like to call superhuman white woman confidence boost that came from, I want to say the same thing that inspired Eva Braun, the same thing that inspired Alison Mack from Nexium. This powerful Julie Julia Roberts. These powerful women, the people that inspire these powerful women. Right. That sometimes you get this boost of confidence where she legitimately thought, I think in her mind, I'm helping catch these criminals. These police officers don't understand that I'm helping to catch these criminals. So that's why they're trying to help me, tell me to stand down. But they don't get it. I've got their six, and it's like, you're just a lady with tat sleeves. You're not a police Officer. No, but she found out because they shot her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know where she wouldn't have got shot?

[Marcus Parks]

Where?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Beverly Hills.

[Marcus Parks]

That's actually. She was pretty close. You don't think. Oh, she would have been shot to death in Beverly Hills because that's where she doesn't want to be. One of the worst song in the entire thing. Even. That is fucking even worse. I just think it's hilarious that the guy just had no. Scott Shriner had no.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What about the other guys?

[Marcus Parks]

Nothing. No response. Yeah, I think that she might.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm talking about the guys that she was sticking up for. The guys who. The hit and run guys.

[Marcus Parks]

I don't think she was sticking up for them. I think she was trying to kill them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, she was trying to kill.

[Marcus Parks]

I think she was trying to catch criminals. Oh, that's my read on it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, and then the cops, you know, she was like, I'm on your side.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes. And I. I'm pretty certain they're like cops.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like. No, no, you're not in dreams.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, you're not though. Did it again. Yeah, I want over this footage. Yeah, look, she's got like a. Yeah, that's her with her babysitter. The babysitter standing in front of her. Oh, wow. That's amazing, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Honestly, though, fucking give that babysitter a race.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, no. She's gonna be fired. Sadly fired.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She did a remarkable job. She's not only sitting the baby, but the woman.

[Marcus Parks]

Unfortunately, Jillian still got shot. The only way she would have gotten a raise is if she died in the process of protecting her boss from the police. Fortunately, that money would have went to her family.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, man. Well, that's.

[Marcus Parks]

That's it. We're gonna find out more, obviously. I think we're gonna hear more from her defense attorney. They haven't. She hasn't said made any comment yet. We don't really know what she was doing or thinking. Thinking what she was doing while she was doing it. I think that we're going to get some form of wo. Is me social media turnaround on this. I think that we're looking at a potential budding Hilaria Baldwin here. And we're going to find out. We're going to find. But. Or she's entirely innocent. And I'm wrong. I could be entirely wrong. And she was just cleaning her gun in her backyard.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[Marcus Parks]

And she could have had headphones on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is still better than the Ghost Adventures wife.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, the Ghost Adventures voice was actively trying to commit murder.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. She was trying to commit murder. Yeah, that's different. This is just. I mean, I don't know what this lady was thinking, but I will say.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Too, I think she had a case of too much time on her hands.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Is that a weezer title or is that another.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, that's just. Yeah, that's just me talking. I think that she's sitting at home. So I haven't watched it. Her kids.

[Marcus Parks]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, she's like, oh, great, the cops are here. Yeah, yeah, I'm a kill.

[Marcus Parks]

I get kill now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You don't buy the gun to not use it.

[Marcus Parks]

No, of course. That's why you have it, because it's just sitting there collecting dust. Like the candelabra from beauty and the beast.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, that. I mean, he was sexually assaulting those dusters.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm just saying, like defending the candelabra. I'm just saying he was bored. He had nothing else to do. Idle hands. The idle hands.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Also very dangerous for him to be the. The feather dusters.

[Marcus Parks]

Hey, he was fire. He wasn't thinking, buddy. He was thinking with his little candle penis. Oh, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Authorities say teen killed parents to get money for assassination. That's right. Prosecutors say teens manifesto spelled out a plan to create chaos in the government. A Wisconsin teenager charged in the February deaths of his parents faces wider allegations that he killed them to obtain the financial means to assassinate President Trump and cause a governmental collapse. According to a recently unsealed federal warrant.

[Marcus Parks]

He can't seem to get past first stage. Kill mommy, kill daddy, get money. It's so hard to do, guys. It's not that easy. I'm going to tell you right now. If you're looking to get money for that assassination budget coin pull, I need. You need to do a bit coin pole. Only fans.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, well, he's 17, so he probably couldn't have done only fans.

[Marcus Parks]

I mean, you know, they lie. They lie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Nikita KSIP 17 was charged last month by Wakusha county authorities.

[Marcus Parks]

Waukesha.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Waukesha county authorities. Is that the same place where Rittenhouse went?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Fun place for these guys.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's the same spot, isn't it?

[Marcus Parks]

Whoa. I guess that must be cute boy central.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was it was charged with first degree murder, theft and other crimes in the deaths of his mother Tatiana, and stepfather. Donald K. Is in custody in the Waukesha County Jail.

[Marcus Parks]

He looks mad on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Yes. He's very mad. He's definitely looks like. Unfortunately, definitely looks like someone who killed their parents.

[Marcus Parks]

He does. Yeah. He's got. Yeah, he definitely has patricide face.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. He's in county jail on a $1 million bond, which is the same.

[Marcus Parks]

Yep.

[Henry Zebrowski]

As Jillian.

[Marcus Parks]

Does he have a hundred grand? Does he have 100 grand liquid?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that Jillian does and she should hook his ass up.

[Marcus Parks]

I think that Gillian has had enough justice for one day.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think she could write a whole nother true crime novel just on this guy. County prosecutors have offered a glimpse into the federal allegations which were outlined by the FBI.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Federal authorities say Kaseb detailed his plans in a three page anti Semitic manifesto praising Hitler and per the search warrant called for the assassination of the President of the United States. Now, which seems weird because we have our most Hitler like president.

[Marcus Parks]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If anything, he should. If he really felt like this, he should have tried to kill Biden. I think maybe he was too young.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm just gonna say I feel that it's confused. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

I feel that his belief system is not all on one page.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The manifesto allegedly. Well, it was three pages. The manifesto allegedly outline case of beliefs in the resulting chaos would lead to a revolution that would save the white race.

[Marcus Parks]

Sorry about the. No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

By the way, we're fine.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. I don't think.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hunky dory.

[Marcus Parks]

Sorry, Dweeby. I'm sorry, Adam.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We don't need you to save us, Kasa.

[Marcus Parks]

You're not helping us. Sorry. It's not doing it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

About his plan to kill the president and overthrow the government of the United States States. The killing of his parents appeared to be an effort to obtain the financial means and autonomy necessary for carrying out his plan.

[Marcus Parks]

You know who's the only white person I think done wrong by everyone still? Chet Hanks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Chet Hanks.

[Marcus Parks]

He's the only one that needs justice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Has he done anything wrong? He's just a goofball, right?

[Marcus Parks]

Well, no. He's anti. He did a little anti vax thing and he was like. He had a thing with the Jamaican.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Accent, but, you know, as opposed to everything else. Not that bad.

[Marcus Parks]

That's what I'm saying. Bar is low, my friend.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Anti Jamaican accent. I think you could chalk that up for stupidity.

[Marcus Parks]

You know who else did that? Did you see what's his name? The character Beans, the kid from. Yeah, he's. That's not him doing the rapping. That's not him? No, but the dude. I thought it was the same guy. That guy here, just show. If you could show Eddie this guy. Who is this guy? He makes me laugh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Who's Beans?

[Marcus Parks]

Even Steven. This is what he really looks like. He's not returning to the show and they're going to be doing this reboot. Right. And he kind of looks like this. Right? He looks like a normal, balding man. Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Definitely looks like a child still.

[Marcus Parks]

He does, weirdly. But then this came out that people thought was Beans, which is this. This rapper man? Yeah. M. R. He might be.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He looks nothing like him.

[Marcus Parks]

He's English. He don't. Wait, look at the video. You got to see him rapping. Because he kind of looks like him. Yeah, this one right here. Oh, see, he kind of looks like him here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He looks very sick in this one.

[Marcus Parks]

But here, listen to him. I don't think we can play. Can we not play at all? I don't think we can. Why? Because Cappy, right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

They might get mad. What are you talking about? He does a whole Jamaican.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We can't play it.

[Marcus Parks]

It's a full patois. Yeah, he's very sexual in it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He does not look that way.

[Marcus Parks]

He looks just like the old guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I guess when he looks all brutal like that, he looks just like that. The other picture you showed me, he looked like a normal person. But yeah, he does look awful as well. And so Beans had to say, he's not this guy.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, back to ksip. KSIP was in touch with a person who speaks Russian and shared a plan to flee to the Ukraine. Per federal affidavit, authorities found material in case of phone related to the group holding neo Nazi racially motivated extremist views.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, I don't know if he. They're going to take him in Ukraine. I don't think that he's going to be a good soldier for the front lines of Ukraine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. The group is also strong anti Judaism, anti Christian, and anti Western ideology. So I don't even know what they're for.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like he might be confused. And now I'm glad that he'll be in jail for a little while to get.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Seems like he's gonna be gone jail forever.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah. He's killed his parents.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Two people.

[Marcus Parks]

Yep.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But at 17 now they'll try him as an adult.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's going all the way. Even though he definitely has a childlike face.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He does. But he's upsetting. And he's gonna get probably gruesome looking as well. So, I mean, that's. I feel like. I mean, that's. That's a side story story.

[Marcus Parks]

It really is. And, you know, it comes down to. It's not a good way to make money, guys.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Marcus Parks]

You really want to flip a lot of stuff if you can get that capital. The goal really is. I mean, you know, he should have gotten into stem. He'd be good at coding.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. No, I don't think so. I think he's stupid. The. Here's another fun story. A woman. A woman in Australia. You ready for this? A woman admits trying to sell human toes that were regurgitated by dogs.

[Marcus Parks]

No way. It's like Yahtzee.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. The woman was working at an animal shelter in Australia when two dogs were brought in and the dogs puked up human toes.

[Marcus Parks]

That's amazing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And the reason the dogs had eaten the human toes is because the dogs were left alone with their owner that had passed away.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, my God. Dud. So this is what this whole bitch did. This is amazing. So Joanna Catherine Kinman, she saw the dogs throw up the toes, snatched them up. She. Her first thought, she was just like, all right, I'm getting toes in. Yeah, get them toes for me. I'll get them. Look at that. Couple piggies. I'll make a couple piggies, take them down the market. And that's what she did her first Thought was to take the piggies to the market. She put these regurgitated humans.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what she does. She. She's.

[Marcus Parks]

She' a tow dealer?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, she's a bone dealer.

[Marcus Parks]

Bone dealer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She. She shows she has other items she's been selling, including an alligator claw, a bird skull, a guinea pig trotter, which. I don't know what that means.

[Marcus Parks]

Feet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, okay. And her children's teeth can.

[Marcus Parks]

These are all fine. This is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

None of this is fine to sell your children's teeth.

[Marcus Parks]

Fuck her kids teeth. They're garbage anyway. If you want them good, you take them. That's free money. Yeah. What do you think the tooth fairy's money comes from, Eddie?

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's an active member of the Facebook group Bone Buddies. I'll stre.

[Marcus Parks]

Hell yeah. I bet. And I bet you they do a little bit more than human bones, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I bet you they are.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Remember and when we were in Australia, that guy gave us the quokka skull.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah. Which we had to get rid of because it was bad to have.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, well, yeah, you can actually. It's an endangered species and we're not going to travel with it. So we didn't take it. No, we left it in Australia where it belongs.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

With the other quokkas.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. I threw out a quokka. He said, you start crying.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. No.

[Marcus Parks]

I was like, daddy, umo diddy didi.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And I'm like, I'm keeping your daddy's skull. And he's like, that's a quack.

[Marcus Parks]

I said, quercet. That's funny. You did that joke.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I did that joke there. And I think I've done it on the show, but I like it so much that I will continue to do it. Whenever a quokka is mentioned in my presence, I will at one point say, that's a kawaka.

[Marcus Parks]

You're allowed. That's your g. That's a gay. Wrong te. That's a gay Ron.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That is a seasoned comedian.

[Marcus Parks]

But she.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She chose using what works.

[Marcus Parks]

But the idea of it going like seeing a dog go throw up two toes, and then your first thought is just like, all right, thanks. Well, cool. Capital. Yeah. It's beginning of a business.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Then she appeared to believe she could make as much as 400 Australian dollars.

[Marcus Parks]

I can't even believe that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which is $253.

[Marcus Parks]

It's amazing. Oh, my. Oh, wow. I'll get changed to $50.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How much do you think you would pay for two toes?

[Marcus Parks]

I'm not Marcus.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, I'm saying it's. He has birthdays every year. You know, you got to get him something. This seems like an opportunity.

[Marcus Parks]

How do I say this? Kind of like with the diamonds. With the Tiffany diamonds.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Fresh human toes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

100 bucks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So then these were puked by. Puked up by a dog. Which. $20. You could. That could be worse or that could be better.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm helping you with these toes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Obviously, if I'm purchasing the toes from you, I'm helping you because you shouldn't have the toast.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Those dogs must have been hungry, too, because they didn't even chew them up. They just swallowed them.

[Marcus Parks]

They just went after the toast. Because also, you wonder if they were biting them up just to wake. Try to wake him up. Oh. Chewing on his little feet. And adventure. We're like, yeah. You ever have that? Ever have the dog look at it? Look at a wound.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, dogs love wounds. Yeah. Well, it's cleaning. It's like a thing.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. But then you're like, stop it. Stop it. You're gonna taste for blood.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's more of. They're just trying to help you.

[Marcus Parks]

I know. But still, they're gonna get taste for blood.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. Which is good, right?

[Marcus Parks]

I don't know. I didn't want them salivating for it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I got another toe story.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. TO Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A driver blames come and go crash on his crocs.

[Marcus Parks]

See, you gotta be careful when you're driving with the crocs because they do slide off. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So this guy, he drove Missouri Man.

[Marcus Parks]

Drove slide off.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Drove straight into a come and go gas station, which is. We love our come and goes here.

[Marcus Parks]

Absolutely. It sounds like he came and stayed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But he said his crocs got caught on the gas pedal, and he didn't. He couldn't get them off, and so he drove straight into the place.

[Marcus Parks]

Dude, it's real. You got to be careful. You got to be careful with your crocs. They slide. Sometimes I don't drive with.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I wasn't allowed to drive in my flip flops, and I got mad at it. But now, reading the story, she probably right.

[Marcus Parks]

People do anyway. And I know everyone's like, so cool. Everybody's so cool. And you do it, but you got to be careful because it could slide off you. And then that's a. It's not cool to be dead.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. It caused $3,720 in damage, which doesn't seem like that much.

[Marcus Parks]

No, it really doesn't.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I feel it really is not that bad.

[Marcus Parks]

No. I guess it's like when it comes down to it, it gets a lot of. It's covered by insurance. And if it's a mistake, they can get past it. If they can approve it, it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know if people believe him or not. For when the cops arrived on the scene, Hammett denied being the driver of his truck and being the one involved, but later was like it was the Crocs. So.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, of course it's the Crocs. You gotta be careful.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, but he denied it.

[Marcus Parks]

And so because he didn't want to be, he was going to be made fun of by the community.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's been charged with leaving the scene of an accident where property damage exceeds $1,000, which is a felony. And he is scheduled for May 14th Circuit Court hearing in Missouri.

[Marcus Parks]

He should probably be. I imagine they will look at it. He was not intoxicated.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Does not say he was intoxicated. But if convicted the class E felony, Hammond faces between one and four years in custody, as well as a maximum fine of $10,000.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow. Really? Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. So he can get a lot. Well, you left the scene of an accident.

[Marcus Parks]

It's kind of amazing. They literally do that. I guess that is the main thing is leaving the scene in the accident because it's like, for like stalking, like deadly stalking. At like the most you can get like five years. It's like. It's kind of crazy. Like, that's a lot of time for that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So many things.

[Marcus Parks]

If nobody died. Well, it's just property.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Scary.

[Marcus Parks]

But I'm just saying in terms of this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

If nobody died and just.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's a lot of time. That's why I brought it up.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's like, especially if it was an accident. But he did leave.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You got to take responsibility. You take responsibility. You're probably just paying for the window.

[Marcus Parks]

It's just money. Money. And it's mostly covered by insurance. If it's an actual accident and you can prove it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Unless of course, he left the scene of the accident because he was intoxicated, which is quite impossible. It happens. You got to be careful though, because they will come looking for you. And I think it's time for some listener letters.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, do we have any?

[Marcus Parks]

I got one. We after last week. First of all, one thing that we missed immediately is the video, the body cam footage of our lover lady and her five boyfriends. What's her name? From Ohio.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

She looks like. If she honestly looks like Ringo Starr from that Thomas A Train engine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, okay.

[Marcus Parks]

She does. She has a Ringo.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Say the trash heap from Fraggle Rock.

[Marcus Parks]

She somewhere between the two. She looks like if. Yeah, she looks like if Teddy Ruxpin had tits and had. No. And you shaved him. And you shaved him. Right. She's a rough looking lady. But, you know, it really do shows when it comes down to it. It's the love. Love finds love. Love and love and love. Love finds love. Love beats love.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And if you're gonna commit a crime, do it at a red roof end.

[Marcus Parks]

So this woman tortured a man that. If you watch the body cam footage. The body cam footage.

[Henry Zebrowski]

By the way, I blame you for not bringing in the body cam footage. You live for body cam footage.

[Marcus Parks]

The problem is that it's really. It's not worth it to share on this show because it's so hard to hear. It's like, it's more important to watch it for everybody's sake to just go say, like, I saw so many comments, people being like, I can't believe she's got five boyfriends and I can't get somebody to take me out tonight. And it's like, look at the boyfriends.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, you can have one of those boyfriends.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, you could have one. Her name 16. Oh, yeah. Well, five and then one that was trying to crawl back. Martina Jones with Aaron Bradshaw. Justin Brad Austin. Aaron Bradshaw, Austin Bradshaw. David Cessna, Chance Johnson and Michael Escada. These five. I'm just gonna go ahead and say literal homeless dog men with their central spoke that they all glommed onto like spiders covered in cum.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If the Manson family was inbred.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, is a gross. It's a gross batch. But if you watch the. So they were torturing a young man that was a part of their. I guess he had. Apparently, if you listen to the body cam footage, he had confessed, I guess, to being back into having sexual feelings with Marina. He was just a friend. And then they all decided to haze him back into the circle. So what they did was beat him, put out cigarettes. He was forced to stand in this room at this Red Roof Inn. And we read a couple of reviews of the Red Roof in that they were in. Yes, last week. And I got a great testimonial from somebody that was an employee at a red roof. And I love our hospitality workers. I support our hospitality workers. I know working as the cleaning staff of a hotel is a extremely difficult job, and it is a thankless job. And oftentimes you have to see horrific things.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Shout out to the lady working at the Ramada in Jacksonville I was recently staying at who found me water because there was no water in the building and I was dying.

[Marcus Parks]

The nicest people in the world a lot of times. So this comes from one of our intrepid employees of a wonderful Red Roof Inn in Poughkeepsie, New York. Ooh, yummy, yum. I can. I can even imagine. I was listening to the most recent side stories, and y'all were talking about the man who was beat over the course of seven days at a Red Ruff Inn. Well, when I was in my early 20s, I worked a summer at the Red Ruff Inn in Poughkeepsie. Wow, wow, wow. It was awful. And I only lasted two months. Other than the obvious normal stuff of dealing with customers, I got two stories. So I worked checkout, which was 7am to 3pm the guest did not check out physically at the front desk. You had to knock and check the room. This red roof in was pretty small. So I started on the first floor, and I got to a door that I had not checked out. I knocked and knocked and finally entered. Entered. It looked empty. I opened the bathroom door, and to my utter horror, I saw a man in a bathtub who had slit his wrists. I called 91 1, and from what I heard, he was okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right.

[Marcus Parks]

This was my first week. A sign I should get the fuck out. But I stayed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now I came a red floor in.

[Marcus Parks]

Whoa. Red tile in.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

I also wonder in my mind, guess what? If I'm ever gonna do it, if I'm gonna commit suicide again, I'm doing it where everybody can see me on the front steps of the White House.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's actually a good spot to get. But I don't think you can get to the steps.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, I'm getting there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think you can.

[Marcus Parks]

It's going to be a part of my planet. First you start from the inside. You start with a tour.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay.

[Marcus Parks]

And then from there, you work your way outside.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, a lot of people think that the back is actually the front, so you got to be careful.

[Marcus Parks]

Exactly. Taking a. In the Rose Garden number two, this is the second story. There was a family staying at a hotel due to being displaced by a fire. I think red roofing gets a lot of people that are displaced.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And then they decide to go someplace. You know how they decide to go there? They say, let's go to this place.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

It was a white house burned down.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Let's go to another place with a red roof.

[Marcus Parks]

Exactly. Do you want to feel Better about our burned out home. Let's go to a horrible. Let's go to hell itself. Again. I don't mind shitty hotels. I actually am fine with shitty hotels. I'm about to stay in one, I'm about to stay in two. I got to go to Oscoda and I gotta go fucking back to Palm Harbor. Yeah, so I gotta go stay in horrible ones. Don't worry, it ain't all ritz Carlton's Froza Browski 2. His family was Shit's Carlton.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what you're saying.

[Marcus Parks]

That's where I'm staying as a wife, husband, two little kids and a grandma all staying in one room. We had free breakfast from 8am to 10am Grandma was down there getting coffee, headed out to front to smoke a cigarette and I came back inside and used the lobby bath room. His grandma had to get good to get some tobacco in there. I noticed she was walking weird, but I didn't really pay any attention to it. While cleaning breakfast up, I went to the lobby bathroom to get paper towels. That's where I realized why grandma was walking funny. There was everywhere. On the floor, on the sink, on the toilet. There was hot dookie everywhere, but inside of the toilet. Immediately broke down crying, called my housekeeper and begged her to clean it up. I quit soon after Red Roof. Ah, check it out. You can go visit Red Roof Inn with our code last pod 19. Go get it. I wish it was a big tie in. That would be amazing. Nothing would make this better than the honeymoon suite over at the Red Roof Inn. Perfect place to fuck on your period. Go check it out. Ah, Red Roof Inn. Better than the brown ass fucking chalet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do you think they call her Marina because you could park a boat between her tits?

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, Bo, this woman just looks like, you know, she looks like, you know the fat guy that was in all the trauma movies. Thanks. Frank Pellegrino. Yes. Yes, that was his name.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's close enough.

[Marcus Parks]

Doesn't she look like him? She has a. She runs a tight ship, dude. If you watch this body cam footage with this lady, she goes like, phone now. And the guy like jumps and gets her phone. She goes like, where's my candy? Get my candy. She comes and gets this candy real fast. She is just fucking. These boys are ready to go there. She's like, eat my pussy. And they're like, how deep? That is amazing. But that's why, ladies, you got to go out there and ask for more. All right? Live every day knowing, yeah, Marina, she might have. Yeah, of course. She's having sex with the diversion of. Of a bunch of street dogs, all right? But that doesn't mean that you can't get your own harem, all right? Live every day knowing for a fact that you're a fucking free ass woman. That just has to be like, yeah, sure, I don't have my harem right now. Hur him. His him in. You don't have your him in yet, right? Which is the man harem, right? You don't have your him in yet, but you can laugh knowing for a fact that all you got to do is literally put up a Craigslist advert that says, pussy's got room for four and they will come running. I mean it there. You don't even have to try. Then you could laugh your way to the bank knowing that you have five weird two skinny man slaves that you could do anything that you want with because you got the. That controls them. Own it, girls. Get them out there and be the change you want to see.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Get a him in.

[Marcus Parks]

Get a him in. Honestly, a lot of times the worst part about a male harem is that they never know where their walnut is. They never know where their stuff is. But that's just mostly your job. That's what you're. You're holding the whole thing together.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And they're not good at cooking.

[Marcus Parks]

They are not, buddy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Unless it's meth.

[Marcus Parks]

I. To be honest, I wouldn't even. I wouldn't even buy fucking meth from these assholes. Who do you get your meth from, Brian cranston? Go to bedroom.com last podcast on the left to pay money to watch us talk. It's that easy. And then you can also pay money to watch us live on Patreon 6pm Tuesday Pacific Time live. See last stream on the left. It is fun. You can yell at us. Go to last podcastleft.com buy tickets to see all of our live shows. There are many.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, there are many. And the invasive species tour is about to kick back off. Henry's gonna come with me on this one. I can't wait to be in Naples on. At the off the Hook Comedy Club. Very dangerous place. I can't wait to be there. It's on a Tuesday, so it's gonna get a little salty.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So come check me out there. That's gonna be on May 6th. And then May 7th, I'm gonna be with Henry at the Fort Lauderdale Improv. Yeah, baby side stories. I'm gonna do a full set. We got Lisa Correo is gonna Host it also.

[Marcus Parks]

We're gonna be doing quite a bit. It's going to be very, very interesting.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In Frau Lauderdale, especially because I know most of the crowd.

[Marcus Parks]

So they're just going to be destroying.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Me left and right.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah. It's going to be a massacre.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not impressed by my life.

[Marcus Parks]

I can't wait.

[Henry Zebrowski]

May 8, Henry and I will be at the Orlando Funny Bone. That's going to be a lot of fun doing two shows there. The early ones sold out. So get tickets to that late show. And then May 9th through 11th, I'm going solo while I'm bringing my wife to Comedy Key West. It's going to be a lot of fun. I got Lisa Correo open for me on that one as well. It's going to be a lot of fun.

[Marcus Parks]

Fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Come check that out. I. I love Key West. I'm gonna go to the pirate museum. I'm gonna do all. I'm gonna see Robert. I'm gonna go visit Robert. We still have to figure out what I'm bringing.

[Marcus Parks]

Ready to get him a little piece of merch?

[Henry Zebrowski]

We have to get Robert some merch for sure. We need to get on top of that. I don't know what's wrong with me. Dad's garage. Henry and I are doing side stories at Dad's garage. June 29th, the day after our last pod show at the Cook Caller Roxy. The early show for that one is sold out as well. Well, so make sure you get tickets to the late show. It's going to be a lot of fun.

[Marcus Parks]

And they're. Both shows are going to be completely different because we're entirely improvising both.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. We're going to ask for suggestions from the audience. So come and yell at us and give us bad suggestions. And then of course, the wonderful crime wave at sea. [e-mail] Last to get tickets to see Henry and I on a boat.

[Marcus Parks]

It is legitimately going to be. We're going to have a blast.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We just had a meeting with these guys and they're like, oh, so you're just doing the show? And we're like, like, that's crazy. We're doing more.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. So we signed up for a bunch of crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So we signed up for a meet and greet that we're definitely going to do a nice long meet and greet. So we get to meet everyone, even though the whole weekend's a meet and greet. Because we're just going to be walking around and then there's going to be a late night party at the last night that we're going to be a part of and then maybe even a special separate event.

[Marcus Parks]

We are going to get up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. We're not coming on this cruise to sit around and do nothing. We're coming for your asses to have a good time. And then, of course, course, at the end of May, early June, contact in the desert. Henry and I are going to be doing the side stories there. As well as what? As well as the last podcast proper, a full comedy night with Amber Nelson. It's going to be a blast. So make sure you come out to Contact in the desert and hang out with these weird. And if I can do one last thing, HGX2 the Hoopa Goo game, the one we put out last week, it's on YouTube right now.

[Marcus Parks]

Go watch it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is probably my favorite episode that we've done. That show is in its pocket. We're taking a little break, but we're gonna come back strong.

[Marcus Parks]

So good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm very excited about the show. It's probably my favorite thing that I do because it is truly a return to stupidity. So please watch that one. Watch the whole thing. We got 11 episodes available on the last podcast on the left YouTube channel. So watch all of the Hoopa Goo game.

[Marcus Parks]

HGX2.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You love it.

[Marcus Parks]

You Also, we have some special hidden news. Keep your eyes on the feed next week. There might be something special in there. Beginning to unfold. We're gonna put it out there. Oh yeah, put it out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then we're gonna stick it in.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, and then stick it out and put it right back in. Never have it. Sex. Have sex. Hail Sex education in America. Inhale safe.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hail Peanut the squirrel. Thank you for your new law. You guys be good to yourselves and we'll talk to you next week.

[Marcus Parks]

He died for a reason. That's all you can ask.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He potentially had rabies.

[Marcus Parks]

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[Katie Nolan]

Hi, I'm Katie Nolan from the Internet and cable tv. Or as your mom called me, that sports gal from Celebrity Jeopardy. I have a new podcast called Casuals. It's a podcast for people who like sports a normal amount. No stats or spreadsheets, nary an X or O to be found, just laid back casual banter about home runs, hockey fights and good old fashioned drama. Casuals is a twice a week hang with me and my friends from across comedy, sports and entertainment where we talk about all the funny, weird, interesting stuff happening in and around the world of sports. Think of it as all the best things about sports with none of the homework. So whether you're a die hard fan or vaguely sports curious, Casuals is the podcast for you. You can find casuals on the SiriusXM app, pinned Pandora, or wherever you get your podcasts. And don't forget to smash that follow button. That way you'll never miss an episode. Just try it. You can always un smash it.