Side Stories: Shart Tank

Summary

Last Podcast On The Left – Side Stories: Shart Tank

Date: March 4, 2026
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski & Eddie (Ed) Larson

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Episode Overview

In this wild, irreverent Side Stories episode titled "Shart Tank," Henry Zebrowski and Ed Larson return from a memorable trip to Austin, Texas, and catch listeners up on a slew of dark, bizarre, and headline-grabbing stories. This week's journey moves from personal and bodily mishaps, the recent Austin mass shooting, and the city’s vibe, to updates on the cartel situation in Mexico, shocking true crime involving children, and a rundown on the Jeffrey Epstein case depositions with the Clintons. Table-set with their signature blend of black comedy, social commentary, and bodily function banter, the hosts also react to the arrest of the Squatty Potty inventor, listener letters, and more kitchen horror stories.

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Segment Breakdown & Key Insights

1. Austin Recap & Bodily Mishaps

• [01:13–03:53]
  • Henry opens with a hilarious, graphic story about scratching his butthole after an overindulgent meal in Austin.
  • Both share tips about dealing with "fat man rash" and chafed butts (cortisone, showers, Neosporin on cotton pads).
  • Notable Quote:
    Henry: “As I was sitting in this chair I felt a sharp pain for my butthole because we had such a great meal. ... I tried to clean out my hole.” [01:44]
    Ed: “I like a little burn, to be honest.” [03:38]

2. Austin Mass Shooting & Local Tensions

• [04:08–15:20]
  • The hosts discuss the mood whiplash after a great show at the Paramount Theatre → hours later, a terror attack on 6th Street.
  • Details include: location (Buford’s Backyard Beer Garden, West 6th), suspect profile (Senegalese origin, shirt reading “Property of Allah”), and possible links to US-Iran tensions.
  • Commentary on the lack of immediate police/security response, conspiracy skepticism, and differences in security between US and Europe.
  • Notable Quote:
    Henry: “The idea that you had a 'terror cell attack' and then we’re just gonna roll on like nothing’s happened... just never.” [11:18]
    Ed: “Waymo has blood on their hands, officially.” [14:04]

3. Waymo Self-Driving Cars Chaos

• [12:31–15:59]
  • New problem in Austin: Waymo self-driving cars blocking ambulances, generally gumming up the works, and frightening locals.
  • Fan stories of cars malfunctioning near show venues, and discussion about how far we are from viable driverless tech.
  • Notable Quote:
    Henry: “Austin, you’re not LA yet! … The Waymo thing is a bit out of control.” [13:17]
    Ed: “This is a disaster.” [13:59]

4. Mexico Cartel Violence Update

• [19:31–24:14]
  • Reading a listener email providing an insider’s perspective from Nayarit, Mexico:
    • Confirms it's not a civil war, but a cartel power vacuum following El Mencho’s death.
    • Government and cartel collusion, the economy’s dependence on drug flow, and the outsize role of American anti-cartel forces.
    • Cartel humor cited: a body in a pot of pozole ingredients.
  • Reflection on manipulative news reporting and American perceptions.
  • Notable Quote:
    Henry (reading): “Even the cartels have a sense of humor… put in a big pot along with all the ingredients to make pozole.” [21:47]

5. Child Crime: 11-Year-Old Tried as Adult

• [25:44–32:35]
  • An 11-year-old faces adult charges after killing his adoptive father over a Nintendo Switch dispute.
  • Detailed account: premeditated gun retrieval and murder, discussion about agency, mental health, and the age of criminal responsibility.
  • Both hosts express empathy but debate what is just in handling children who commit such calculated violence.
  • Notable Quote:
    Henry: “He is… Michael Myers, kind of.” [31:49]
    Ed: “I just think an 11-year-old child… doesn’t understand the concept of death.” [29:25]

6. Epstein Deposition Update: The Clintons in the Hot Seat

• [33:30–43:36]
  • Recap of untelevised depositions with Hillary and Bill Clinton about Epstein, with lively descriptions of Hillary’s dominance in the room and Bill’s ambiguous admissions.
  • Both hosts clarify their cynicism about any justice actually happening; discuss media spectacle versus substantive investigations.
  • Notable Quote:
    Henry: “She (Hillary) works the room like Sharon Stone in Casino.” [34:43]
    Ed: “Bill Clinton’s a rapist… but not on that island.” [36:38]

7. Squatty Potty Inventor Arrested for CSAM

• [46:28–51:07]
  • Shock (but not surprise) at the arrest of Squatty Potty inventor Robert “Bobby” Edwards for possessing and sharing child sexual abuse materials.
  • Exposes dark subcultures using platforms like Zoom for illicit material, and riffs on how language (“squatty,” “shart tank”) can sour a reputation.
  • Both riff on the gross-out details of the story and product.
  • Notable Quote:
    Henry: “It’s the word ‘squatty’... why don’t you pop a squatty over here in my mouth, little boy.” [46:43]

8. Listener Letters: Kitchen Horror Stories

• [54:32–61:48]
  • Olive Garden Deep Fryer Suicide Attempt:
    • PCP-fueled chef dunking his head in fryer oil, screaming “I’m cool, bro” — both hosts astounded at the chaos in restaurant kitchens.
    • [55:07]
  • San Antonio Gun Violence:
    • Host’s reaction to a listener’s account of a shooting between staff, with the restaurant reopening for brunch the next day.
    • [58:11]
  • Epileptic Dishwasher Accident:
    • A young employee’s epilepsy led to her arms being submerged in hot oil and triggered a career change.
    • [59:17]
  • Both hosts share their own injury stories and reinforce the tough reality of kitchen work, sliding into their humbler present as “prostitutes, but for jokes.” [62:00]

9. Tour Dates and Show Announcements

• [63:07–64:58]
  • Ed and Henry rattle off upcoming tour dates, fan appreciation, and reminders of their streaming and Patreon perks.
  • Interspersed with bits about “salmon jerky,” sounding off on fan food gifts, and quick health updates on Bruce Campbell.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “Waymo has blood on their hands, officially.” – Ed Larson [14:04]
• “I've seen cats take chances, and you don’t want to take a chance with a Waymo.” – Henry Zebrowski [14:31]
• “He is… Michael Myers, kind of.” – Henry Zebrowski [31:49]
• “She works the room like Sharon Stone in Casino.” – Ed Larson on Hillary Clinton [34:43]
• “It’s the word squatty… why don’t you pop a squatty over here in my mouth, little boy.” – Henry Zebrowski [46:43]
• “I’m cool, bro. I’m cool, bro.” – Olive Garden chef during the fryer incident [55:07]
• “We live to entertain you. We go around the world entertaining. We want to entertain you.” – Henry, on their motivation [62:09]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Austin Trip & Butthole Story: [01:13–03:53]
• Austin Mass Shooting/Terror Attack: [04:08–15:20]
• Waymo Chaos: [12:31–15:59]
• Cartel/Mexico Discussion: [19:53–24:14]
• 11-Year-Old Tried as Adult: [26:01–32:35]
• Clintons & Epstein Deposition: [33:30–43:36]
• Squatty Potty Inventor Arrested: [46:28–51:07]
• Listener Letters/Kitchen Stories: [54:32–61:48]
• Tour Dates/Outro Banter: [63:07–64:58]

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Tone & Style

Staying true to their brand, Henry and Ed juggle irreverent toilet humor, horror, and macabre news with an undercurrent of real skepticism, world-weariness, and concern. Gut-churning or tragic news is always bookended by gallows humor or a tale from their own past, keeping the listener laughing even as they process darkness. Rapid-fire anecdotes, banter, and kinetic sarcasm make for a dense, energetic episode that doesn’t let up.

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Summary Takeaway:
This Side Stories packs the usual punch: bloody headlines, scathing takes on American society and law, grim true crime, stories from Hell’s kitchen, and riffs on bodily pain—all delivered through a fart joke and a smirk. If you missed this one, you’ll come away more knowledgeable, more shocked, and definitely more entertained—if slightly more afraid of deep fryers, self-driving cars, and anyone named “Bobby” selling bathroom equipment.

Transcript

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

there's no place to escape to.

[Eddie Larson]

This is the lost podcast on the left. Side stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes.

[Eddie Larson]

So we're sitting here and Henry, you said I scratched my butthole and then you said hold on, let's wait for the show.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

That is conversations that we can have without the cameras and mics on why

[Henry Zebrowski]

we need an opening.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, you're right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We always do. We like you know and there's no to me. What I like to do is I think some people feel that the opening of the show is the most important part. So you'd want to do some sort of like thought out concept, correct? Like a bit.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But the thing was is that I actually was thinking of something and then as I was sitting in this chair I felt a sharp pain for my butthole because we had such a great meal. We such a sloppy meal.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In Austin that probably top three of my life. Truly such a wonderful time. I had so much wagu that I was trying to clean out my hole. Right.

[Eddie Larson]

I over wiped as well.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I wept my butthole wept a little bit. It wept. I wept like you know when grease just kind of comes out of it and I was really getting in there and then I scratched my butthole with my fingernail.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh no.

[Henry Zebrowski]

As I was getting up in there

[Eddie Larson]

and can't with that yogurt maker like that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It hurt. So I had to go in there because then you know what I did, Eddie? What? To try to fix it.

[Eddie Larson]

Huh? Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I took a makeup wipe from inside the hotel.

[Eddie Larson]

No, no, no, listen, it's true.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I put Neosporin on the makeup one.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh actually this ain't bad.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I stuck it up in my. My butt near where I could get to where the scratch was.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, okay. Did it work? Painful?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It worked at the time, yeah. Now it's back to being itchy. Must be healing.

[Eddie Larson]

It's scap to be careful every time you poop.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I keep.

[Eddie Larson]

I bring cortisone on the road. I bring cortisone.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I have cortisone on the road.

[Eddie Larson]

Then why didn't you use it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because I don't put it near my butthole.

[Eddie Larson]

Where do you put it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I put it like, sometimes, like if I have like, fat man rash.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, yeah. Between the legs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. No one's got fat. You guys know fat man rash?

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. Yeah. Chafing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You guys know what chafing is? You know what?

[Eddie Larson]

Cortisone does the trick.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're not supposed to put those makeup wipes in your butt. No, it wasn't a makeup wipe. It was a makeup wipe. Well, no, it was like a pad. It was like a cotton circle. It wasn't filled with chemicals.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It didn't have ant. It didn't have makeup remover on it. That'll burn your butthole. No, I would have felt that.

[Eddie Larson]

I like a little burn, to be honest. Cuz I had to also overwipe after our great meal with all the fatty steaks, you know, and I. And then I had chafed butt, but I just got in the shower, soaked it up, and then cortisone myself. I was good. In a couple hours, I'll talk.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We'll talk about anything but the RAV4 again. Welcome to side Stories.

[Eddie Larson]

You mean the RASH4.

[Henry Zebrowski]

My name is Henry Zabrowski and I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. And man, oh, man, it is another side splitting edition side story.

[Eddie Larson]

That's right, man. Shout out to Steiner Ranch for getting us bigger.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my God. Our buddy hooked it up over at Steiner Ranch. I've never experienced anything like that before. We felt like the finer people of Texas.

[Eddie Larson]

It was. We had our own patio.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Absolutely. Did you know that they have a urinal named after Alex Jones in there? You can go check that out. We want to first of all say we had an absolute, absolutely amazing sold out show in Austin at the Paramount. One of the best shows of the entire tour. So much fun.

[Eddie Larson]

We got off stage and we're all like, that was. That was the one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then we had a very conflicting weekend because literally in the hours after that was the terror attack on 6th street, which is literally right around the corner from where we were staying. Right around the corner from the venue.

[Eddie Larson]

Five blocks from the venue, seven from where we're staying and four from where we were hanging out when it happened.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And so I just want to say. I want to say I'm sorry to everybody who lost their lives there. I can't believe it. I. We now know a little bit more details about what happened. It was extremely. Now we. I guess they're calling it a terror event. I don't trust my problems. I don't trust a single fucking thing the FBI says anymore.

[Eddie Larson]

Well, that, that is what's happened to us. Like, we can't like just look at something that honestly to me, cut and dry, fucking terror attack. But now we all have to look at everything like, oh, was it, what was it causing?

[Henry Zebrowski]

So, all right, this mass shooting happened. It was in Austin. It was on Saturday night. Three people are now dead, I believe.

[Eddie Larson]

Yes. The third person just passed away.

[Henry Zebrowski]

14 injured. The shooting was outside of Buford's Backyard Beer Garden, 6th Street. It was right at 2:00am it was like right as kind of things were both dying down, yet also heating up down there. I remember we. I had just. I remember we walked into the lobby of the hotel around 145.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And that's when I heard the sirens as soon as I went upstairs. The suspected shooter who was killed by Police is 53 year old Indiegog. Was like scouting a place where a bunch of people were hanging outside. He shot at them with. Out of. With a pistol outside of the window of his suv. He went, parked his car, came back with a rifle, started shooting people there. But then by that point cops had arrived and completely obliterated him.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, it was West 6th Street. And so it wasn't like the part of 6th street that's so insane that we all know about.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it was the more dangerous side of 6th Street.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which is what we were sort of warned to go to. Anyway.

[Eddie Larson]

We're literally before. We're trying to find a place to, to go after the show and they're going to this place called Lavaka.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Very nice, very nice.

[Eddie Larson]

And then so we're there, we're hanging out there, but on the way there, we're going with our buddies from Austin. And they literally said, hey, I don't want to go to 6th street unless you want to get shot.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

They like literally before this all went down, it already had this reputation.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. So this guy came out, he had a shirt on that said Property of Allah. He. We know that he was a naturalized citizen. I don't think it has anything to do with what happened. He was born in Senegal I have no ide. I know that they're saying that might have been a reaction to U.S. bombing Iran.

[Eddie Larson]

Well, it was hours later. I imagine that it has to have something.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It seemed he legally purchased guns in the shooting very, very easily. I love Texas because they always remind you weed and porn is the problem. Yes, that's definitely, like, God forbid. I felt like Edward Snowden trying to get porn in my hotel room because it's all like. Because not only is it blocked, but then they shame you. They said that little thing going, like, trying to look at porn, you pervert. Like, essential, like. And it's like, yeah, my wife's not here. Yeah, like, what do you want me to fucking do? Use my faulty imagination?

[Eddie Larson]

Hotels should be no man's land.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There is no price. There is no ten Commandments besides murder. Because then it can come out of it, you know, that's the hard part. Yeah, but that's the problem is that, like. Yeah. And weed.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

God forbid.

[Eddie Larson]

All right, so everyone's going after this guy because obviously he's from Senegal. And everyone's saying, like, this is why we need closed borders and all this shit, which is crazy. But no one's willing to talk about the fact that he was able to buy a bunch of guns.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He had a series of mental health issues. He had been arrested previously. The fact that he could still get those guns is kind of insane. They searched his home. They found an Iranian flag and pictures of Iranian leaders. According to the BBC, so maybe we can believe them. The attack came on the same weekend that the US and Israel launched strikes on Iran.

[Eddie Larson]

It was within 24 hours.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, it's. And they shot him. I think they said the police response was like 53 seconds. Well, because seven seconds.

[Eddie Larson]

The police station is only a couple blocks away from where it happened.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, I am not going to add any conspiracy theory thought to this story because my.

[Eddie Larson]

Shall we move on?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. The problem is, is that I just. I am a little skeptical of every single person involved. The one thing that stood out to me was the fact that you had an actual. What the government is trying to call a terrorist attack.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

After the incident, it's like nothing happened. I walked out. I. Our. The. Our meal was okay. I'll even let you how I knew because I didn't know what had happened yet.

[Eddie Larson]

I didn't know till the next day. And it was blocks away.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The meal we had was so thick. Right. And wonderful. And I forgot my Pepsi Dayc. So I snapped awake at about 5:45 in the morning. Dead. Desperately needing some antacids. I went down to the lobby. They said we don't have anything, but there's a. There's a 24 hour convenience store over on 6th Street.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So I walked over there. It was. It was kind of insane at six o' clock in the morning. But it was like nothing happened. No idea. Next day nothing's roped off. The. The venue was roped off. Yeah, Bufords was roped off. Nothing was roped off in comparison to. Now that we have been in town for several monumental moments in history. We were in town for when Luigi. Man, we were on the road. While we're on the road.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We were in town for when Luigi Mangioni shot Brian Thompson. We were in town for when we were in D.C. the moment when Trump got shot at child.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, the fake shot.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. When he didn't get shot. But what happened with Luigi Mangione, what I'll remember is they. He shot one guy and they knew exactly where he was the whole time. I still believe that. And they shut the city down. Yeah, they shut it down. People with machine guns, three states.

[Eddie Larson]

Fuck the city.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everywhere. They were on the Midtown tunnel. They were everywhere. We go to the next night we go to Nine Inch Nails, Moody Center.

[Eddie Larson]

Dude, we walked in, there was like no fucking security.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There was no.

[Eddie Larson]

I stuck all kinds of joints and

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't care about. We smoke. So hello weed dog in there. We smoke to smoke some weed in there, dude. But I guess that's my issue is that it's. This seems to be. Why is it fishy? What's going on?

[Eddie Larson]

Level of. I think that we're just don't believe anything anymore.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Eddie Larson]

I think that this seems like personally for me, this seems like it's what really happened.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it's made seems. It does seem very cut and dry. Yeah, but this idea that you had a quote unquote terrorist cell attack.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If that's what they're going to call. And then we're just going to roll on like nothing's happened. I've just never.

[Eddie Larson]

Terrorist attack. If I'm going to a major concert with 30,000 people the next night blocks from where it happened. I, as a concert goer want more security.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know that again, that's unique to us in the United States of America, y'. All. All right. Like, it sucks. We don't like this. I honestly, it was crazy. I remember when we went on tour in Europe this year and every time we went because like, you know, when we do tour, touring in The United States of America. And we do like a sort of powwow with the security beforehand. They can't wait to tell us how they're. They can and will shoot and kill a heckler. They can't wait to kill you guys. The security want to shoot you right in the head. Yeah, right. And then when we went to Europe, we literally were like, is there like. We asked for the security team, they all looked at each other and then a 90 year old woman walked in just like, we'll make sure that nobody will make sure nobody else. Too loud. And it's just like, oh, yeah, I forgot. You guys don't live like you've got a gun to the back of your fucking heads. But you know, Europe's got their other. They got problems too. They don't have air conditioning, dude.

[Eddie Larson]

All right, how about we got three people died from this, from the shooting, and one of them died at the hospital recently. How about the fact that a goddamn Waymo is blocking the ambulances, trying to get people out of there. There's footage of it. You can see it. It's. You go to Dallas, Texas T Underscore TV on Instagram, they got footage of this fucking Waymo blocking an ambulance. Not only that, we saw Waymo block a different ambulance at a different time. Like a couple days ago there was.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And they don't.

[Eddie Larson]

Lined up in a row one time. They're everywhere in Austin.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Literally don't respond to honking. No. So they just stand there. Look at this. And now they had to admit, right, that they kick out the driving to a human remote driver when they get stuck.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. Some dude in the Philippines.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. So. Like. Which is very fast. It's fascinating. Austin, you're not LA yet. Okay? I know you want to be. I know that you're so desperate to have our culture and I know that you're very.

[Eddie Larson]

The weather was nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It was. And I know Austin's super thankful that LA imported its culture. And I just want to say you're welcome, honestly. And every less dickhead we have that you receive. You're welcome. Thank you for taking them. But I'm also sorry because the Waymo thing is a bit out of control. I talked to several fans after our show that talked about how they were trying to get out of the parking lot of the Paramount in a Waymo

[Eddie Larson]

and it just kept like they've gone

[Henry Zebrowski]

front and back, abandoned the fucking thing. We're not there yet, y'. All.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is. It's a disaster. What these goddamn things are doing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're not there.

[Eddie Larson]

I think that we can say that Waymo has blood on their hands. Officially.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, you know, I. But I would say it doesn't count until it fully kills a person on its own. And then. Then it killed.

[Eddie Larson]

It killed kitkat. A Waymo killed kitkat.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Who's kitkat?

[Eddie Larson]

Beloved Bodega cat. Oh, a cat in. In. In San Francisco.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's really very sad. Yeah, that's fine. But you know cats.

[Eddie Larson]

They know how they knew what happened. They heard the engine purring.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cute. Cats take chances. Okay? Cats take chances. And cats. I'm sorry. I'm not blaming cats. I'm now trying to like cats more. I'm just trying to tell you that I do believe that I've seen cats take chances, and you don't want to take a chance with a Waymo. They don't have the response time.

[Eddie Larson]

Curious as a cat, as a reason for the expression.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Curious as a con.

[Eddie Larson]

But, yeah, 6. 6 Street was a little scary, I gotta say. Like, it was wild down there. I've been to Nashville, Broadway, I've been to Times Square, but Sixth street, there's like a. There's a little edge to it that I just, like. I was Like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It was not there before, I will tell you that. And I'm. Most people that I talked to also said the same exact thing.

[Eddie Larson]

Austin.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Austin will. I think Austin will resort itself in, like, 10 years.

[Eddie Larson]

I love Austin. I think it's wonderful. It's weird. It's like I'm scared of the town, but I was already trying to figure out when I'm going to come back.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, we had a fucking blast. And the Moody center is one of the best amphitheaters I've ever seen a show in.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And the Nine Inch Nail show was literally one of the. I was almost. We were crying, dude.

[Eddie Larson]

And the Paramount was beautiful.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And the Paramount's one of the best venues in the world. It's the. It is an incredible place and incredible things and people and attitudes. It just. Right now, it's in a weird little spot.

[Eddie Larson]

6th street could definitely use some love. Yeah, you could use a little love. Sixth Street.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I missed the bats.

[Eddie Larson]

I wouldn't wear my nice shoes. I wouldn't wear my nice shoes on 6th Street.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I did, though. You did?

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. Oh, look at you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm trying to be less precious.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, that's so nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I got.

[Eddie Larson]

I got, like, three pairs of shoes that I take care of, and then the rest of them, they're for 6th Street.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's key.

[Eddie Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

So just let him do it.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Eddie Larson]

I actually need this. Please hit me with it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

First and foremost, it is not a civil war in Mexico right now. Nothing like it, nothing close to it. I'm from Nayarit, which is one of the states that was living that was living in the chaos of the cartel a few days ago. Nayarit and Jalisco were the two affected states as mentioned, was the leader of the Jalisco cartel and the states are quite interconnected. So this is all after we were talking about El Mencho, the former like el capo di capos of the Jalisco drug cartel that is the biggest crime syndicate slash military unit slash government substitute inside of Mexico. All right. So. So the Gleeder was killed. Now we're kind of seeing there was like a power play going on on. There's a situation similar to the one that we lived in Mexico when our dear President Felipe Calderon decided to play along with the USA's war on drugs and remove some big heads from the cartel, effectively creating a power imbalance and a war between cartels to see who would be the next one in charge. So it resulted in a massive cartel war. Again, not a civil one. Civilians definitely do not get involved and we really just make memes and jokes about it, which is the Mexican way of dealing with anything bad, no matter how bad back then it was true.

[Eddie Larson]

I remember when I was a cook they love joking about murder.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I get it.

[Eddie Larson]

You have to every time you joke about it worked every time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's also if you ain't laughing, you're crying.

[Eddie Larson]

I used to do this Thing where I call it, I would take a bunch of knives and I'd throw them in between all of us on the ground and I'd say, cio muerte fiesta. They loved it. And they loved it. I did it. Know what else they like? They liked when you did the joke more than once. They like repeats. Yeah,

[Henry Zebrowski]

that's why those shows work. You hold a guy has to go see with big boobies, he's got a big pencil. It's the best. Honestly. It's a better form of comedy. It's better comedy than what we have right now.

[Eddie Larson]

All right, all right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So there was a full on cartel showdown. Literal bodies were hanging from bridges in previously safe cities. In fact, my tiny city had an instance of a guy being cut into pieces and put in a big pot along with all of the ingredients to make pozole. Because in Mexico, even the cartels have a sense of humor.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So yes, removing a cartel head that holds a lot of power in the drug business creates a massive power vacuum. And you have all kinds of guys trying to be the next men show and killing others who stand in their way, while others are simply burning cars, creating generalized chaos because they are throwing a tantrum about their boss dying. This is once again the Mexican government trying to make the US happy. In fact, the guys shown as the Mexican soldiers hunting and taking down the cartel, quote, unquote, are quite clearly American. This is a part of the new, quote, anti cartel force led by the American military.

[Eddie Larson]

Are they mercs or are they. Are they actual merts? Military?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think they are military, but I don't know if they're necessarily saying they're American military. So once again, our government trying to play along with the gringos has created chaos. The narco showdown closed schools, shops, restaurants and public transport for a couple of days. Right now, everybody's back to work and school. In both Jalisco and Nayarit, there will continue to be narco violence. Maybe not to as big of a scale as in the last past few days, just to some degree until they find a new boss and the balance is restored. This is also. The very last paragraph was like, kind of interesting. The narcos, even if everyone likes to think otherwise, are part of the economy. Drugs are a huge business and the governments have deals with them to allow the drugs to reach their target areas. So they should kindly give up the government pantomime of we will eliminate all drugs. The whole American continent has a drug trade. Things flow to the US and Canada. Police forces, militaries and governments know this, and they even help facilitate the. The smuggling. Even as a child, I knew that for every truck of drugs intercepted by the, there was five more going freely to their destination. So, yes, it seemed to be. Was a lot of trouble. There was a lot of crazy footage. A lot of it seemed to apparently have been AI Obviously. Oh, yes. Just kind of showing more of like trying to pump up what you might remember. Our reaction. We're like, oh, my God, this is going to be a civil war in Mexico. Blah, blah, blah. It worked completely on us.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We watched it. We were immediately like, what's gonna happen? And it worked. And so essentially what they're saying is that it's just gonna go back. I mean, of course.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. I mean, he's not the first drug kingpin to get killed in Mexico.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. And it's also. It's just business. Yeah, in a way.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, and just so you know, El Mencho was buried in a golden casket.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ah, that's the dream.

[Eddie Larson]

So. All right, so he's buried in a golden casket. It's been a week since he was murdered. They obviously didn't make it, so that means they had one for sale somewhere.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I honestly, you'd be surprised. Yeah, you'd be surprised. Golden caskets also.

[Eddie Larson]

It's got to be gold plated.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I doubt. I doubt all the way. No, it's right.

[Eddie Larson]

That'd be very heavy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I also can straight up imagine maybe it was gold colored.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Whoa.

[Eddie Larson]

I mean, that looks cool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Pretty gold. I want that, man.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, I could see you buried in that. I want to be a little wider.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Maybe I just want one to land. That's got to be hard to hit. Like, that's gonna be heavy.

[Eddie Larson]

Heavy. Let's talk to tough small kid.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Does he still have the casket? Yeah, yeah, he still has the casket company, right? Podcast doing in a casket.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, yeah, he doesn't. We've had him on our podcast. He's never had you on your. On the. On the podcast, David. Let's go, let's talk. Let's put Henry in a casket. What are we doing here? Henry belongs in a casket.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I've tried to get booked on many shows.

[Eddie Larson]

Well, all I know is there's no way this casket's staying in the ground that long.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, they're gonna go get that. Why would it. It's ridiculous.

[Eddie Larson]

Putting it be like, here's your gold and it's buried right here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Difficult to steal, though.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, no, it's definitely played it. No way. I won't be able to carry It. Okay, so one more update. We briefly talked about this at the end of the show last, last time. There's the 11 year old who was accused of killing his adoptive dad over his Nintendo Switch.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I remember now getting tried as a adult. You know, this story is interesting. This 11 year old is being brought back and forth with guards. They're Talking about this 11 year old like, like, I can't believe they're charging it as him as an adult. And the reason why is not only

[Eddie Larson]

that, his name, he's not even officially guilty. No, but his name's in all these articles.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cuz they're treating him like an adult. It's because of the nature of the crime. So, so, okay, so he, it was his birthday.

[Eddie Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He received.

[Eddie Larson]

So officially 11.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. He became 11 that day.

[Eddie Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He got his Nintendo Switch for his birthday. He played it for a while. Parents had the audacity to say, screen time's over, it's time for you to go to bed.

[Eddie Larson]

Well, mom was already asleep.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And they were gonna put him to bed. This was about him going to bed and he was angry about going to bed. So he was like this. He went in, in, he looked for the switch. He found the key to the gun case.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He opens up the gun safe, thinking maybe the switch is inside. Instead he sees the guns in there. He takes the gun out. He then proceeds to go find the bullets.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Load the gun.

[Eddie Larson]

Which.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is the thing, this is the thing that changes it for me.

[Eddie Larson]

An 11 year old, he loaded how

[Henry Zebrowski]

to load a gun, walks into the other room, point blank, blows his adopted father's head off. Right. Just blows his fucking brains out. Out. He then has to go and be like, my daddy's dead, my daddy's dead. He lies. The first thing he says is, my daddy's dead. He doesn't say I did it. It was until he got to the police station that he's like, I killed daddy. And now they are like, it's mad, dude. It's bad, man.

[Eddie Larson]

It's definitely bad. But I can't help but think they're. The way they're treating this kid is totally wrong.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I. All right, I am, I am same. I don't like over policing and I don't like the idea of a child being handled like an adult. I don't like it. But the kids are like even like 15.

[Eddie Larson]

It makes a little more sense. He's 11. You're not even a teenager.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I am gonna, I'm going to. Let me just do a little bit of a Told you. So when we talk about the Slender man girls.

[Eddie Larson]

Right? Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The fact that Morgan Geyser put together this plan of attack, executed the plan of attack in an extremely complicated way, proceeded to lie after the fact. Right. Now she goes and she gets, now she gets. We saw her. She got released.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Immediately. Obviously not ready to be out in the real world. Like not ready. All sorts of up reading, reading Violet material, shacking up with that weird 40 year old that helped her escape. And then they're doing all like, it's, it'. It's bad stuff. Just bad. So I think we're in a bit of a rock and a hard place here. When they're showing that type of premeditated murder with a cover up. There is something very bad happening inside the kid.

[Eddie Larson]

And I think I agree completely with that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I don't know what you do. Like, I remember there was that HBO documentary about like I am Adam Lanza's mother or whatever. But the idea of growing up with kids that have like homicidal prop, like they're literally dangerous and back in the day they used to just put them in mental institutions.

[Eddie Larson]

I just think an 11 year old child has, doesn't understand the concept of death.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I completely understand.

[Eddie Larson]

You get another life. Like it's a video game.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I completely understand. But when have you like think about that though, your, your first idea. We grew up with violent video games.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We did video violence. We had guns in the house. The ideal jumping to my head like, honestly, even as a little boy, like as anger, as angry as you ever were, would you ever like go, imma shoot him in the head and I'm gonna get the gun and not even, just not just saying I'm gonna kill you and slamming the door. It's imma kill you. I'm again then finding the gun and then low and then doing all of it.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. All right. How drunk is this dad that he doesn't know the kids going into the gun safe?

[Henry Zebrowski]

That I don't know?

[Eddie Larson]

Like, like, like how passed out are these parents that they see the kid or hear the kid loading the gun, opening the safe.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's gastronomy.

[Eddie Larson]

He was in a horrible situation, this kid. Well, that's my personal opinion.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that obviously he could get to the gun. I, I think the kids kind of. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna say nice. All right. Some kids, the born sour.

[Eddie Larson]

Hey, I agree.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Some kids are born sour.

[Eddie Larson]

I'm not saying I want this kid to move in with me, but I

[Henry Zebrowski]

don't Know what to do.

[Eddie Larson]

Dude.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They obviously they're gon look into. I think they're going to end up getting him in juvenile court. I do think that this will. Cuz he is, he's a child. He is a little.

[Eddie Larson]

I mean what they try him as an adult at 11 and then what, you put him in gen pop?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I mean what do you do with that?

[Eddie Larson]

If he's tried as an adult?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I, I might actually even be wrong. Side stories lpotlmail.com I would love to know if it could be. I think there might even be a separation. I might know. We might be wrong entirely. I think there might be a bit of a separation where they can try him as an adult. But then they. Because of the nature of the crime. But then I think they punish him in another way. I think that that's how it works. I would have to. I think, I don't think he can. He's not going to go to jail for the rest of his life. Like I think that he would end up going to some form of juvenile facility until he's 18. Then he'd be reevaluated and then they would, they would do that again. I just don't know how. I don't know how you do that. Yeah, because that's the thing, man. He's Michael Myers kind of. He is kind of Michael Myers, you know.

[Eddie Larson]

Not really.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean what are they gonna do with them though? They're gonna put him in a room and they're gonna lock him up or something and then he's gonna. This poor kid's gonna end up.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh no.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Even worse. Yeah. Oh yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I don't think that there's a good option here. I don't think this is a good option. I don't think. But I just, I am more speaking on the side of. I can see a bunch of prosecutors and police officers being like, what do I do? With a complicated series of steps from a child that actually like committed first degree murder?

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, like it's intense. It's not second degree. He wasn't like playing around with the gun and it accidentally went off like we see all the time. It wasn't like that. It's like that's the difference to me is that it's not the. It wasn't some horrific set of circumstances. It was.

[Eddie Larson]

No, he thought about it and he did it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He thought about it and he did it. And that's why I pull out. That's why I send every one of these, these directly into Davey Jones's locker.

[Eddie Larson]

That's right. Yeah. You gotta throw a combination on your gun safes. Don't make it just a key.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, you know, also, just same time, just again. You just lock your kid in his room every night. Every night. Put him in the room, lock him in there. Filling him out till he's 18. And the only way he's allowed out is if he leaves. Yeah, you tell me. You got to leave the house.

[Eddie Larson]

Well, we have more family annihilators this week, don't we?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, we do, Eddie, but this one

[Eddie Larson]

we don't make the news, by the way. We just have to report on what comes to us. We just.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, we're just a part of this. Or should we do our update first? Our other update.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, yeah. We have one more. Let's hit it, Rob.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's an island adventure. Heck yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

It's Jeffrey time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We were extremely sorry that we couldn't live stream the Hillary Clinton deposition last week. Or the Bill Clinton deposition. They decided to put it behind closed doors because they're pussies.

[Eddie Larson]

But they loved the. But the Clintons wanted it. And then they said no. And then they took secret photos of them and they could put it out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Lauren Boebert has the fucking mind of a 17 year old girl.

[Eddie Larson]

It's so weird. If there's no cameras, then why have I seen so much footage of it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because they have been slowly releasing it ever since Lauren Boebert put out that picture and Hillary Clinton snapped at her. So those guys didn't, you know. So, you know, they brought Hillary Clinton. Bill Clinton in to do the whole fucking dog and pony show.

[Eddie Larson]

I was gonna say rigamarole.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ye. The whole rig. I'm right about what they knew about Epstein. Because the key is, is to bring the people that act like never want to bring anybody that's really in there. You want to make sure you bring people that you just don't like. So they brought Hillary Clinton in there. She crushed the room. She is. She. You know, I'm never going to say she's now evil, but I'm glad in this moment, she is.

[Eddie Larson]

She works a room like Sharon Stone in casino.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, I. I like. She works a chair like Sharon Stone and bas it. She walked in there and she let him have it with both barrels. She doesn't know anything. Blah, blah, blah. Obviously not. But the thing they questioned her about.

[Eddie Larson]

Aliens.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They questioned her about. There was a bit where Hillary Clinton. Again, I'm not even a fan. I'm not even a fan. But it was a she did this breakdown for these morons about what you do in an investigation. And they said. And she was like, there's a thing called behavior patterns, things you all put together. She's like, so maybe I would put for you. They asked him straight up, should Trump be in this room? And she was like, the way she looks, she's like, so there's patterns of this behavior. Let's just say mentions in all these files. Thousands, maybe close to a million mentions in these files. That's one thing. But then you have, let's say, a person who might be now the President of the United States of America, but they actually were held liable for the rape of Eugene Carroll.

[Eddie Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. They also were then shown that they did election interference by giving election money to Stormy Daniels in order to shut her up and all that. Right? Yes, we know that he was convicted of that. And she. She was like, those are literally the two types of crimes we are looking for to set a precedent for behavior. They're right there. She's like, it's right there. So you mean to tell me there is no distinct reason meanwhile, like, Bill. Bill, Right. Bill's not a nice guy either. I think Bill's also a fucking rapist. He. He might like him a little bit more. Ripened on the vine.

[Eddie Larson]

It seems like he. If we. We look at. He likes a full woman sometimes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I also think that he also knows, because Bill Clinton was not fully just led by the tip of his fucking dick, he also knew how to do it properly. He knew how to. He's like. He's not sitting around acting like, fudgeing, like he's some kind of ski resort villain with Jeffrey Epstein roses and a saxophone.

[Eddie Larson]

And he serenades someone, has a great night.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's above that. He's not like. He's not like. Like Bill Clinton's a rapist, but, you know, but not on that island. And so they went. But so it was all put together. It's just like. It's just a very interesting. I think that the main issue is that they were not the people we needed to hear from. Obviously, they were not the people we needed to hear from. Bill Clinton did not throw Trump under the bus. He said that he was unaware of any wrongdoing, but he said that he was only unaware. Yeah, it wasn't. He said that it wasn't because wasn't. He doesn't. He's not saying he didn't, but that he did. He was unaware of it personally.

[Eddie Larson]

I mean, he had no connection with him after he was Convicted.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He did. He.

[Eddie Larson]

He did. Technically, to his credit, there is that,

[Henry Zebrowski]

yes, he did end it when it all came out. And so he. He also explained the hot tub picture. He just said, I was just so, so tired. You wouldn't believe.

[Eddie Larson]

He does look tired.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I was just. Oh, you wouldn't believe how bad I was. And Jeff, you. Yes, he did offer me use of his hot tub as a relaxation vehicle. And so, yeah. And yes, there were women occupying the waters of the hot tub. But were we in a hot tub together? I say no, but he did one of those where he kind of said, like, oh, you know, I slept there a couple times. Hillary Clinton actually said that she knew J. Laine a little bit more really, than. Than Jeff, and that she was put in contact with her several times again, then just nothing there. You know, who needs to be in there? Howard lost Nick.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, well, he was. They questioned his ass. Remember? He was all like, yeah, I brought my family to hang out with him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

I brought my wife and my children to hang out at the island once. This putz was.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Howard Lutnick was a Nothing Burger. And then the other one was a Nothing Burger. All these pieces. Les Wexner. All these. But we were really hoping to stream it live. So then they have now been putting out piece by piece. Wall Street Journal put out the chunk of when she fucking berated Lauren Boebert. Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

Wall Street Journal.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Nothing I love more than when she's got her Empire helmet on. Oh, dude, when Hillary Clinton's coming in with solid hair, you better watch out.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, she doesn't look like this every day. She looks great right here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, she is fluffed out. She looks like a mad blowfish.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Punch. That's table. Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, did she.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, man.

[Eddie Larson]

She's badass, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's fine. You know, I'm still. Again, I don't like.

[Eddie Larson]

I don't like her. No, I hate both of the Clintons with all of my heart, but it doesn't take away the fact that she's terrifying.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're very impressive. Once you put him in a deposition room, you really see the years of doing it, too. Because, like, they're talking about, she did how many days of Benghazi hearing. She did how many days without dealing with.

[Eddie Larson]

She knows how to take it to the coals.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, she's an evil. And they better bring it. They don't know evil.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right. None of these even met Jeffrey Epstein. She actually met evil. Okay. And she probably told evil to go itself. I'm the evil one.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't forget she's also chummy with Weinstein.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I'm not saying again, Hillary Clinton's got a fucking. Her vagina has a bullet in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She is a fucking mean ass bitch. She will rip off your. Your face. Chelsea Clinton's. I honestly think Chelsea Clinton's is like. Remember Colossus from X Men?

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She can turn into steel created by the forge of her vagina.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh my God. How about Bill looking through all the pictures and like giggling like it was like he was just like, he was like going over old times.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I remember this one. Oh, I remember this one time was me, Sammy Hagar. Oh man, that was a good time. I remember. I remember this time. We all got queso. That was Right. Honestly, I gotta say, that was. I'm the single best case I've ever seen. And when I saw Jeff. Jeff, he had a little piece of. Piece of jalapeno. And I said, Jeff, I feel your

[Eddie Larson]

pain, but I feel like you can't even do anything to Clinton. He came out and said, all this is true. And I did it. I don't even think you could arrest him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, there is. Well, he, technically. Well, you would have to come out and say, I systematically raped girls on camera with Jeffrey Epstein. Here's the footage.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. All of these. Like, as much as I want all these to be held accountable, they're interviewing everybody way too quickly.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, no, there, there shouldn't be any

[Eddie Larson]

trials or anything yet, Eddie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They are blowing up the process.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is what they're doing. They're basically ruining the process itself to make sure nothing happens. That's why Cash Patel's in there. It's why Pam Bondi's in there. The whole point is to make sure absolutely nothing gets done. And that's why to my people, to my, to our listeners, it's a great time to commit crimes. This is a really great time.

[Eddie Larson]

Really big ones.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Good crimes. This is a really good time to commit. No financial crimes. They'll get you. If you steal. If you try to steal money, they'll get you.

[Eddie Larson]

It depends on who you're stealing from.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Yes. Especially the government.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. If you steal from a poor person, that's rewarded.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yo. They would love for you to do. They hire you. They hire you. So God, I got to say, good on you, Hillary Clinton. They try to capture you, but your pubic mons rejected them. And Bill Clinton, I hope you found a 300 pound woman that you could crawl into the Bell under the belly of. Enjoy this weekend because I know you need to relax.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, he's got real sex appeal.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, he does. Oh my God, look at this. I found a crawler in here. This is amazing. You know, hams is like smoking cigarette.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh my God. Well, you know this painting will be back on the wall. What are they going to do with that painting of Bill Clinton in the dress?

[Henry Zebrowski]

God, I'd buy.

[Eddie Larson]

They should put it though. They should put it somewhere.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'd buy it in a goddamn second.

[Eddie Larson]

Why not? We could raise money for the victims.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, why not give them something. The. The payout.

[Eddie Larson]

The Sobes Epstein.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Did you see that? The Epstein estate payout to the victims. It was like 35 million million.

[Eddie Larson]

That's it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Nothing. Nothing. It's like one. Each one of them gets 1 million. Like what the.

[Eddie Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Nothing. Just absolute garbage. We're just.

[Eddie Larson]

Did they take it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, once.

[Eddie Larson]

But once you take it, is. Doesn't that ruin everything?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, that's what they got.

[Eddie Larson]

God damn.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what they got. Yeah. So they're not even making money off of it. Unbelievable.

[Eddie Larson]

From your grave.

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Eddie Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know why. Inventor of the squatty potty.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, what about him?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Caught possessing child sexual abuse materials. You know what it is?

[Eddie Larson]

It's the cute name.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's word squatty.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't like the word squatty. Never did.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Squatty. It's like because a squatty sounds like, oh, why don't you pop a squatty over here in my mouth, little boy.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. When you're talking cute about.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't ever like it.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. Although I kind of laugh like I got doo doo.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. But that's different. It's weird. But if you were saying I got a doo doo and then you took a doo doo on a, on an infant's face.

[Eddie Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That makes me super disturbed.

[Eddie Larson]

That was. Yes, you're right. That's a.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do you guys use the squatty potty? Do you guys have a squatty?

[Eddie Larson]

No, I, I, Julie bought me one for Christmas and I don't like using it, so I always pushed it to the side.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's for my problem with the squatty potty, honestly, is the fact that I, I might work, I might not. I don't like what it adds to my toilet environment. I hate it because guess what I could just do. I put down two stacks of books.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, yeah. You hate books.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I'm just saying it's Just books I've already read, you get.

[Eddie Larson]

But you're gonna get like piss all over the books.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Pissing all out everywhere sometimes.

[Eddie Larson]

You never know what's going to happen

[Henry Zebrowski]

every once in a while. But I learned to say you have to point your penis down more.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. But sometimes you're doing something else.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sometimes you're too hard to pee. Yeah. Sometimes calm it down a bit.

[Eddie Larson]

Well, that helps you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. Get that pee out of there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So 50 year old Robert Bobby Edwards. Yeah, Rob. I love that they put Bobby as if it's a uncommon nickname for the name Robert. So he was indicted because he received child pornography. Which child sexual abuse material. You know, we're going to call it that instead of. Because we know we talked about before. Child pornography means there's a casting director now. Prosecutions say the gas. The case began 2021 when an undercover FBI agent joined a group chat that people used to trade us to see Sam on. And someone in that chat shared a link to a Zoom meeting where a scream was being shared that showed child sexual abuse videos.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, good job. Zoom.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. And then the Zoom meeting, it went straight to this guy's office. And he did it from the offices of Squatty Body himself.

[Eddie Larson]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, I did.

[Eddie Larson]

So he was selfish, selling it. No, he purchased it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He purchased it and was sharing it a part of what you do? Eddie, there's many different ways. There's many ways to share csam. Okay, so part of what you can do is they do it a lot in. You know, like I thought no one watches C Span. Well, I watch C Span, but I. We see Span. I watch, but I have to have a mukbang video in video at the same time.

[Eddie Larson]

I watch C Spam, which is a canned ham. You know, muk.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's not good for your blood pressure. It's not over your blood pressure.

[Eddie Larson]

All right, see Sam.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right, so see Sam go in there. They. So it seems like one of the ways, right. So you could get it on a text chain. They do it over Dropbox, which is a bad idea. They do it over certain things. But one thing that people also do is they will show it over zoom and record the screen of the zoom in order to try to disrupt the chain of possession.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, and what you got to pay to be in the zoom.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, and then you pay to be in the zoom. And so that's one way to do it. This is the way these guys do it because again, again, it takes a village. So these guys are a squatty, potty guy. I Did not know squatty potty was a Shark Tank thing.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, Shark Tank. What?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I say shart. Shart tank.

[Eddie Larson]

That's what I said as a joke.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, that's cuz it's squatty potty. But that's fun.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't want to be in a Shark Tank.

[Eddie Larson]

Could be fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. It depends on the girls doing it, that's for certain.

[Eddie Larson]

So I'm blown away by this. Do you think Zoom knows this is happening?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think a Zoom every day has to fight every single thing bad thing that happens on it every single day. I think this happens multiple hundreds of times every single day on Zoom.

[Eddie Larson]

Cool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think of there's really nothing you could do to stop it. And I think that they are. They try really hard, but it's really, really difficult.

[Eddie Larson]

You know, what are you gonna do?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, I mean, I don't know. I think we could chop the heads off every man that's ever lived, but I feel like that also might be difficult.

[Eddie Larson]

It is difficult, especially because both us are men.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, I feel like we have a good way to maybe get in front of this by. By describing ourselves as some of the good ones.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right. I'm an ally.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

That's why I like. I feel like anyone who says the sentence I'm an ally should be immediately investigated.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you are a white man that tells a woman to her face how much of an ally you are, you've done bad things. We know. Know this. It's always true.

[Eddie Larson]

Every single time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's always true. You need me to be slightly misogynistic to know I'm normal. You have to know I'm normal. Okay. But yeah, this guy, well, who knows if he's gonna go down. All he knows is that the, the charges will not get dropped like the wonderfully spaced out dookies that the squatty potty did provide for its users. And I will say, why not just get lower toilets? They have those.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

As a plumber, I can tell you they do have those. It's an. It's from Asia. Right. Would you like.

[Eddie Larson]

If you showed up, Rob. No. If you showed up to a, to a client and they had a squatty potty, do you judge them?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I saw them often. I just. I push them out of the way. I don't have any time for that. You know, I found with squatty potties

[Eddie Larson]

is that they get.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They get like dirty.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. So I'm saying They got to be all covered in piss, all the splashback.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Honestly, everything that changed me was that I just go getting into the. I don't need that as much as I need the bidet.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, yeah, you love your bidet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

My bidet is the only thing that fucking again. I'll sit on that five to eight minutes, man.

[Eddie Larson]

Do you flush with the toilet lid down in order so the pee pee and poo poo particles don't get everywhere?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, my toilet does it immediately, the second I stand up.

[Eddie Larson]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because of how wonderful it is and how Asian it is.

[Eddie Larson]

Wow, that's so nice and so disciplined. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're Toto, like the Asian Olympic teams. Yes.

[Eddie Larson]

You shit out of, like a little dog.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He sits there and he goes, me hungry, Daddy. Me hungry, daddy. And I go, here comes breakfast. Right on time. Right down his Asian throat. Spray me, spray me, Toto. I don't care. I'm glad he's a dude.

[Eddie Larson]

My underwater fountain.

[Henry Zebrowski]

His name's Toto. He's my little friend. I'd. I wish I could take my Toto and I put him in a little satchel on my horse, wherever I went. All right, I think we got some listener email. You guys want a new listener email stinger this week?

[Eddie Larson]

I really did like that funky one. Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, we don't like it.

[Eddie Larson]

Can we hear the funky one again?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, of course.

[Eddie Larson]

All right, but only if we don't like it. At your.

[Henry Zebrowski]

For.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, dude, that really brought out my whiteness.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Made me feel white but cool.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. I mean, I feel like I can go to a music festival or something right now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, it was a. What was it? The. What was that Stain song? I'm on the outside, I'm looking in.

[Eddie Larson]

I saw Stained at Ozfest, and I was very mad about how, like, they never, like, lifted up their heads.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, they're fine.

[Eddie Larson]

Just like always. They did everything like they were sad.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And he's a trumper. Yeah, we know. He's a piece of.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, he's coming Stained. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right, here we go. First of all, I wanted to read this, because I never read this when this happened.

[Eddie Larson]

You know, they got stained. Puddle them up. Oh, simply delightful. Beat him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm gonna beat him. All right, so this came out. This was the. We talked about the Olive Garden suicide, and I did not read this email, and I forgot to.

[Eddie Larson]

That sentence. I'm sorry. That. That's a funny sentence.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The Olive Garden suicide.

[Eddie Larson]

We talked about the Olive Garden suicide.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's my acoustic album.

[Eddie Larson]

They'll be coming out in the fall.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I'll sum it up. We got an email that was talking about how someone was at. Was happening at the Olive Garden suicide with the chef stuck his head in there, right?

[Eddie Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So he said, apparently they were doing it so often they were fighting him. He was high on pcp. We now know that he was very much high on pcp. And he kept going, I'm hot here, man. It's hot in here, man. And he was taking his clothes off and they were like, no, stop happened. He was like, I gotta do it, man. They were like, stop it, stop it. And then he just, he dunked his head in the oil once. They grabbed him, pull him out and he's like, I'm all right, I'm all right.

[Eddie Larson]

He could still talk.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah, his face, cuz. Then he stuck his head back in, right? He did it three times, dude. While he was screaming, I'm okay, I'm okay.

[Eddie Larson]

You know, he's just whipping oil all over everybody, dude.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They were just screaming. They were all like. It was the worst day the of their whole lives.

[Eddie Larson]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I worked there and it happened. Here's the email. Nightmare fuel. Screaming women, five males on staff and one is jumping in the fryer. He was on PCP and something possessed him to believe that the fryer was water in a restaurant full of ice and fountains and sinks. I pulled them out three separate times as they fought to go back in. No noise from him. Only three words. I'm cool, bro. I'm cool, bro. Face melting. And ass and oil. When I told him to get the fruit out. I'm jealous of anyone who wasn't there. I pray you never see anything like it.

[Eddie Larson]

Do we believe that's real?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, dude, why not?

[Eddie Larson]

Why not? What are you talking about? From Reddit. Oh, it's from Reddit. Okay. I thought you said just some random person sent us to that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. And so that was one. And then I got a bunch of harrowing kitchen stories.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh yeah, well, they are all terrifying, man. I've seen horrible myself.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I've been a woman working in kitchens on the San Antonio riverwalk for about 10 years now. About a year ago, dishwasher, 30, a 30 year old man got his first job since getting out of prison and promptly began threatening the life and family of a line cook. Everyone stressful? St. Patrick's weekend, Saturday shift.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. It's a bad day.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

Whenever we say Patrick's Day at our restaurant, I would just say only hot dogs. That's all we're cooking today these people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

St. Patrick's Day needs to literally be cut from the calendar.

[Eddie Larson]

It's not even a real holiday.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can we stop it? Is there a president next week? I know that it's some form of like I know that they're. They try to make it like cultural every year. I know it's a cultural thing but I just feel like there's something else we could do.

[Eddie Larson]

It needs to end.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think it's bad. I don't think it matters.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Does it matter? I mean I know I'm going to get emails about this.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh I'm sure some people care but it's a Catholic holiday. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It makes me even hate it more and I even like Easter.

[Eddie Larson]

It's a stupid. I hate hate Easter but I mean

[Henry Zebrowski]

it's nice to have a thing to do.

[Eddie Larson]

I like lamb stand Easter.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well I like lamb. Yeah I like moo. I like food.

[Eddie Larson]

Easter's always trying to with 420 that

[Henry Zebrowski]

pisses me off sometimes when they're together go when together man. Maybe this year we'll finally do that watch along of the pasture of the Christ. There you go. So this person, they got into a fight. The line cookie he. He was in his early 20s. He brought a gun out of his backpack. He calmly walked up to the dishwasher that was chatting up a buster in the employer break area and then shot the dishwasher three times in the point blank.

[Eddie Larson]

Damn.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is just the. And the police were called. The shooter fled the scene. The owner of the restaurant, the manager and staff, they cleaned up the remaining brain matter off the wall. Lockers, tables, chairs nearby drink fountain and they opened up for Sunday brunch the next day.

[Eddie Larson]

It wasn't in the kitchen, it was in the back room.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is just wild to me.

[Eddie Larson]

Well I mean it's already a disaster. What are you supposed to lose a whole day of sales?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I guess but somebody just got their brains blown out in the kitchen.

[Eddie Larson]

You know what's weird is I don't think people realize that a lot of restaurants really truly operate day to day.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I do understand like one day off

[Eddie Larson]

can close down a restaurant.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I totally understand. So from a business owner's expert aspect I am I understand but from like I'm just talking more of like if I was a customer and I was I'd just be like oh I just just blew his brains out. Like if I saw like the the mop buckets from the guys brains. Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

There's other restaurants I love Ed's reasonable

[Henry Zebrowski]

cook's take you Know, this is the first. My first time riding writing in. I thought that a suicide attempt of the deep fryer story is the perfect opportunity for this story.

[Eddie Larson]

Cool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

When I was 15 years old, I got my first kitchen job at a local pub called the Last Straw. During my first week, I met and worked with a nice girl who explained to me that she had been working there for a few years now. While working, it was disclosed to me that the girl in the kitchen, and we call her Alice, had epilepsy. And one day before I had worked there, she had had an epileptic fit and it fully submerged both her arms in the deep fryer.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, no.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Alice had permanent scars that ran up the entirety of both of her arms. And while I wasn't there when this happened, I was working with her when she pulled the proverbial last straw. One day while we were sweeping up, I heard her make a very abnormal grunt and I whirled around to find her falling face first onto the tile floor onto an epileptic fit. It was an absolute mess. My chef leader had to ask me to hold her head out of her own blood and vomit because he couldn't hold his own in and held her head up at the same time. I'm proud to say that I was able to do so the entire time, since my stomach is probably just stuff is. It is, if not more weak with these types of things. Alice was okay. We sent her away with the paramedics, but that was her last shift at the Last Straw. And from what I heard, she decided to pursue a career in admin desk work. I actually think that's great. That was a really good idea for her.

[Eddie Larson]

Careful with that pen cup.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Boom. This was my first week in the kitchen industry as a 15 year old. I went on to cook and bartend for many years after, but I can tell you I've never had a first week on the job like that one before or since. Those deep fryers are nothing to mess around with.

[Eddie Larson]

Amen. Amen, man. I remember one time I was cleaning the deep fryer, we'd like hit it with like a little spackle thing, you know, to kind of like brush it off. This is a B dubs, like get

[Henry Zebrowski]

the chunks off or whatever, like the,

[Eddie Larson]

the hard parts before you run it through the filter, you know, because you got to keep that as long as you can. And while I'm doing that, this. The one of the waitresses walked back in and this had a giant metal door with a jagged bottom in the back and she wasn't paying attention. The door came back and it went like. It, like, lodged under her ankle.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie Larson]

And then she lifted up and sl. And it severed her Achilles tendon.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie Larson]

In front of all of us. And then I saw that I was like, holy. And then I stuck my arm in the fryer. And so I had to drive us both to the hospital. It was a hell of a night.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, you did stick your arm in a fryer. You have experienced.

[Eddie Larson]

But it had been off for a while. It had cooled a little bit. I don't have any prominent scarring or anything like that. I have permanent scarring from, like, bottles going through my hand and like that and like. But, you know, case to roster. I'm sure she's fine now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, you know what it comes down to. That's why now we're in the thought business. Yeah. Because things are scary. Work scary.

[Eddie Larson]

T H o t. Yes,

[Henry Zebrowski]

we are like prostitutes, but for jokes. And I just want to say thank you, each one of you, but because we love you and I. We love to tell these jokes.

[Eddie Larson]

That's right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. We live. We live to entertain you. And we go around the world entertaining. We want to entertain you. Somebody sent you a whole bunch of salmon jerk to make you laugh. And someone just brought us a bunch of salmon jerk.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, thank you. This is packaged. I trust this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know who it's from.

[Eddie Larson]

It's better with it when it comes. I hate when people send jerky, like in a Ziploc bag.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do you ever like. Do you like a salmon skin salad?

[Eddie Larson]

I like all salmon. I'm Big Bear. This is great. I can't wait for this. Thank you. Who sent it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Rob, do you know Mystery?

[Eddie Larson]

Thank you, mystery man. I'm gonna eat the out of your salmon jerky. You want to bring me salmon jerky? You know where you can bring it? You could bring it to Urbana, Illinois. That's right. That's gonna be on March 14th. Henry and I are gonna be sliding up there next week. Oinking and. And barking and all that. So come on down and hang out with us. We still got some tickets left to that. They're all selling real fast. I got a feeling that all these shows are gonna sell out Lexington on April 26th. Netflix is a joke here in Los Angeles. May 7th 9:45 at the Avalon. Night of a million Stars.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You eat it.

[Eddie Larson]

You

[Henry Zebrowski]

those celebrities, dude. Come see us in New York.

[Eddie Larson]

Billy Wayne Davis could be on our show. You want Night of Too many Stars? We got your goddamn ass.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You see, literally, if you come to the show, we might divvy. We want to buy you food or something.

[Eddie Larson]

Alaska officially rescheduled April 17th and 18th. You come screw us there, eat some salmon jerky.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We are going ahead and I promise you we're going to make up for it. We're going to have a great time in Alaska.

[Eddie Larson]

That's right. Rochester, New York, May 30th. And London, Ontario. That's going to be on June 28th. I got some personal shows. April 3rd here in Los Angeles at Lyric Hyperion with Amber Nelson P Funk fest in Tallahassee. April 11th, 11th, V Star Stadium in Jacksonville. April 12th, July 10th, the salute to Bethlehem. Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. And July 12th, Newark, New Jersey. I got a bunch more shows I'm about to drop at you guys. This is a lot of fun. I'm love being on the road.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it is so much goddamn fun. And we will see you out there on the ice. Go patreon.com Last podcast and left to watch us do those stream live every Tuesday, 5pm PST. Now that is what we've changed it to because. Because we want to. And you voted and so we won.

[Eddie Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Eddie Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I saw.

[Eddie Larson]

Bruce Campbell's got cancer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Dan Simmons, who wrote the Iperian books also died.

[Eddie Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

We'll get to him. We chose all wrong on our death pool, man.

[Eddie Larson]

We really did. I wasn't gonna put Bruce Campbell on there anymore.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I would never.

[Eddie Larson]

I would never. In a million years.

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