Side Stories: Snack Attack w/ Jackie Zebrowski

Summary

Last Podcast On The Left – Side Stories: Snack Attack

Date: February 25, 2026
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski, Ed Larson, Jackie Zebrowski (special guest)

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Episode Overview

In this raucous installment of "Side Stories," the crew dives into recent true crime headlines, ever-expanding conspiracies, and the absurdities of American pop culture. Naturally, there’s plenty of dark humor, vivid tangents, and sibling mischief. Notably, Jackie Zebrowski joins for a special “Snack Attack” segment, sampling odd snacks live. Major topics include the ongoing Epstein saga, a cruise ship family murder, the arrest of Prince Andrew, an American Idol contestant's grim crime, and much more.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. RAV4 Redemption and Listener Feedback

[01:18–05:51]

• Ed recounts a recent trip in a much-maligned Toyota RAV4, poking fun at his past on-air disdain and the show's "growth" in becoming slightly more sympathetic.
• Reflecting on listener messages: "RAV4 drivers, we're not sorry, but we're thinking about saying we're sorry." — Henry Zebrowski [04:29]
• Ongoing gag about “helmets for RAV4 drivers” to keep them safe.
• Tone: Irreverent, self-mocking.

2. Updates on True Crime Cases

A. Cruise Ship Family Murder

[06:58–11:33]

• Anna Kempner’s murder on a Carnival cruise: stepbrother now officially charged, with family members pinning blame quickly.
• Hosts muse grimly on poor decisions and the perils of cruising with troubled relatives.
• "Why did you make him a roommate on a Carnival cruise?" — Henry [08:25]

B. Austin Yogurt Shop Exonerations

[11:33–13:19]

• Discusses the exoneration of men wrongfully convicted in the infamous yogurt shop murders.
• Critique of delayed justice and activism for compensation.

3. Presidential Alien Revelations and UFO Disclosure

[13:19–18:47]

• Barack Obama and Joe Biden both make offhand comments about aliens/UFOs; hosts debate whether any president would ever seriously disclose alien contact.
• "Anything he'd say into a microphone is not going to answer anything... It makes me not care about disclosure one bit." — Henry [15:19]
• Disillusionment with political theater and “distractions” from deeper societal rot.

4. Epstein, Wexner, and the Interlockin Connection

[19:33–34:14]

• Henry details watching Les Wexner's recent deposition, venting fury at Wexner’s "aw shucks" denials.
• Quotes and anecdotes about Wexner stonewalling and dodging responsibility for enabling Epstein:
  • "I have never... oh my god. Natalie heard me in the other room... I'm just yelling at my screen... Les Wexner has this ability..." — Henry [19:39]
• Explores Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s history with elite arts academy Interlochen (Interlockin); discusses how predators use philanthropy to access victims.
• Discussion of removing Epstein’s name from buildings, the ethics of organizations keeping tainted donations, and the manipulation of desperate institutions.

5. Royalty and Justice: Prince Andrew’s Arrest

[34:14–40:22]

• The recent arrest and questioning of Prince Andrew: first time a royal has faced legal consequences in centuries.
• The bizarre detail of Andrew’s 72 navy teddy bears and eccentricities.
• "He was so enraged to be downgraded... 'I don't know if my bears can handle the move.'" — Henry [35:46]
• The group’s skepticism that justice will truly be served, especially for sexual crimes vs. espionage.

6. Pop Culture True Crime Crossovers

American Idol Contestant Commits Murder

[50:00–52:54]

• Case of Caleb Flynn—music pastor, American Idol alum, now charged with killing his wife.
• The hosts play Flynn’s old Idol audition for dark comedic effect:
  • “Music is all I know. It’s what I live to do, and I love to sing...” — Caleb Flynn (archive audio) [50:36]
  • "He allegedly... I killed her a little too much." — Ed [52:02]

Anne Burrell and the Curse of Reality TV

[53:41–55:19]

• Mourning the Food Network star and connecting the dots to other reality TV-linked crimes.
• Light debate: Are reality TV personalities more prone to true crime?

7. Bizarre Crime: Kentucky Man and the Deer Incident

[61:06–66:52]

• Report of a Kentucky man found covered in fur allegedly caught having sex with a dead deer.
• Hosts speculate: was he actually wearing fur, or was he just really hairy ("Italian/Polish")?
• Spirals into an aside about animal shifters in paranormal romance novels.

8. Snack Attack! – Progresso Soup Drops

[69:12–78:12]

• Feature segment with Jackie: taste-testing limited-edition “Progresso Soup Drops,” soup-flavored hard candies (beef pot roast, chicken noodle, tomato basil).
• Outcome: Tomato basil is the least offensive; beef flavor gets emphatic thumbs down.
• Jackie: “It’s like sucking on a bouillon cube.” [75:18]
• Classic mouth-sounds banter and jokes about gross snacks.

9. Kids, Guns, and Tragedy

[79:46–83:21]

• A grim story: an 11-year-old boy shoots his dad after his Nintendo Switch is confiscated.
• The hosts lament America’s child gun violence epidemic, grappling with the surreal “solutions” parents try.

10. Mexico’s Cartel Crisis: A Call for Help

[83:54–85:41]

• Ed and Henry ask listeners for research tips and hard-to-follow news on the Mexican cartel wars, especially after a major kingpin’s death.

11. Upcoming Shows and Closing Plugs

[85:41–88:50]

• The hosts rattle off tour dates, comedy gigs, and remind listeners about the ongoing importance of the Epstein exposés (shoutout to EpsteinExposed.com).
• Brief update on deleted court documents tying Trump to the Epstein case.

12. Final Rants and Miscellanea

[89:02–89:54]

• Henry and Ed close with caustic remarks about the Catholic Church and Pope’s recent anti-trans comments, loss of influential musicians, and some classic nonsense.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (With Timestamps)

• On RAV4 Redemption:
  "RAV4 drivers, we're not sorry, but we're thinking about saying we're sorry."
  — Henry Zebrowski [04:29]

• On Epstein and Wexner’s Denial:
  "Les Wexner is getting talked at... he goes from the most powerful billionaire... and he goes in there... 'Aw, shucks, I couldn't even tell you what Jeffrey was doing.'"
  — Henry Zebrowski [21:01]

• On Prince Andrew's Teddy Bear Hoard:
  "Prince Andrew... keeps an entire collection of little teddy bears dressed as Navy men... he was so enraged to be downgraded... 'I don't know if my bears can handle the move.'"
  — Henry Zebrowski [35:46]

• Asking Listeners for Help on Cartel Coverage:
  “If somebody can give me a good download of what is going on in Mexico right now—side stories lpotl gmail.com.”
  — Henry Zebrowski [84:11]

• On Kids, Guns, and Failed Parenting:
  "Screen time could be a problem for the children. Let them watch Netflix."
  — Ed Larson [80:26]

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Time | |------------------------------------------------------------------|:----------| | Cold Open / RAV4 Redemption | 01:18–05:51| | True Crime Updates (Cruise Ship, Yogurt Shop) | 06:58–13:19| | UFO Disclosure/Presidents’ Alien Comments | 13:19–18:47| | Epstein, Wexner, and Interlockin Discussion | 19:33–34:14| | Royalty & Prince Andrew’s Arrest | 34:14–40:22| | American Idol Murder, Reality TV True Crime Connection | 50:00–55:19| | Kentucky Fur-Covered Deer Crime | 61:06–66:52| | Snack Attack! Progresso Soup Drops | 69:12–78:12| | Kids, Guns, and Tragedy | 79:46–83:21| | Cartel Crisis: Listener Research Request | 83:54–85:41| | Upcoming Shows, Plugs, and Epstein Files | 85:41–88:50| | Final Rants and Farewells (including pop culture/catholicism) | 89:02–89:54|

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Tone and Style

• Chaotic, irreverent, and darkly comedic—apropos for both the show's reputation and subject matter.
• Regular asides, inside jokes, and willingness to veer between gallows humor, sibling teasing, genuine outrage, and complete absurdity.
• Occasional moments of real emotion (frustration at injustice, grief for public figures) sandwiched between raucous bits.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode is a microcosm of "Side Stories": sharp, silly, shocking, and packed with the most lurid—and sometimes deeply true—American horror stories. Listeners are treated to scandalous elite misdeeds, weird news, and the unfiltered group therapy that is taste-testing soup-flavored hard candies. Expect to be equally amused and appalled, and maybe even learn something about the societal rot festering just beneath the culture’s surface—all while laughing (or gagging) along.

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[End of Summary]

Transcript

[Narrator/Advertiser]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Tonight in comedian Nate Bergetzi's new game show, to win, you don't need to

[Ed Larson]

know the right answer, just what most Americans think is right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's not about being the smartest. You just have to be the most average.

[Ed Larson]

We asked 100 average Americans, do they keep an empty gas can in their car?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Ed Larson]

Have they ever broken a bone?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I said a lot of no.

[Ed Larson]

That's all right. My wife says a lot of no as well.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The greatest average American premieres tonight 9, 8 Central on ABC and stream next day on Hulu.

[Ed Larson]

There's no place to escape to. This is the last on the left side stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Dude, I had fucking. I gotta listen to what happened to me this week. I was in San Francisco. I had a show at the Punchline. Love you, Punchline. Great time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Absolutely. Also sorry. To Alaska. Can't wait. Cannot wait to be back there in April.

[Ed Larson]

April. We are going to come back. We promise. We're definitely coming this time. And it's. It's not. It's not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's not.

[Ed Larson]

Not happening. We're coming. We've rescheduled this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We rescheduled.

[Ed Larson]

We're coming. But while I was in San Francisco, I was slumming it a little bit. I took an Uber X and a RAV4 showed up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my.

[Ed Larson]

And at first I'm like, my wife's with me. I don't want to get in this thing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Did you. I was assault the driver or.

[Ed Larson]

I was like, just worried that, like, you know, it wouldn't move. I was surprised it got to me, honestly.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm afraid to even put a woman in a RAV4.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. So it had one of those, like, rear view mirrors that's like a camera instead of like a rear view mirror. You know what I'm talking about?

[Henry Zebrowski]

So it's filming you.

[Ed Larson]

It was filmed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It was against your consent?

[Ed Larson]

No, it was filming the back.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh.

[Ed Larson]

It was filming the people behind us without their consent. But it was really nice and it seemed I had A nice time in the RAV4. And I think that I've learned something as a. Because we've gotten a lot of messages. A lot of people say we're very insensitive recently.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

We get very insensitive about how we've been talking about the RAV4 and, you know, a lot of people have RAV4s and that's okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I've been really sitting with a lot of people's opinions about the RAV4 and kind of self adjudicating.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

About whether if I'm good or not thinking about the RAV4. And like, yes, I'm great.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But maybe not. When it comes to the RAV4, I'm

[Ed Larson]

sitting in that RAV4 with my wife and at first I'm mad as hell and then I'm looking around, I'm like, this ain't that bad.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She wasn't screaming. No.

[Ed Larson]

She was just like, at least it's not a Corolla.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow. And she changed.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And so we were, you know, we, we. We commiserated in that. And I. And we got to the place and we got out of the car.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They got you to where you were going?

[Ed Larson]

We were going. It got us to where we were weird. I put. Even put some luggage in the back. It was. It worked.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And you could sit.

[Ed Larson]

I sat on the seat belt. That had a belt. A seat belt.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The Raptors had all the seat belts.

[Ed Larson]

Well, I didn't check the middle, but Julie and I were both secure.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, you're big enough to normally need the two.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, I know, I know. And usually I'm big enough to not even need one because my shoulders are touching either door.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're all. Yes, your body's touching the roll gate itself.

[Ed Larson]

So I'm saying that I've learned and I've grown to know that if you drive a RAV4, you shouldn't have to call 988.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow. Guys, this is one of the biggest. People come at us all the time and they're always so thankful about how we grow.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right. And that even usually it's just sideways and. Or sometimes we start small. Right. We start small. Maybe there's a little procedure that might in kind of discourage your full growth. But we got just enough growth. I think, on this subject.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

RAV4 drivers, we're not sorry, but we're thinking about saying we're sorry.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. We're thinking about you and how hard your life must be stuck in that horrible can.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And honestly, I feel like the care that should be taken for you is just the same amount of care that the Baptist took.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

To really carve out and make sure a really special place for everybody to feel comfortable in that room.

[Ed Larson]

Know what I think would be a really nice thing for us to do? A cause for us. Helmets for people who have to drive and ride in RAV fours.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Honestly, that'd be nice. Helmets. And then if there was like a cork like situation for their mouths. And it's not to silence them. No. It's to protect their teeth when they bite on it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. For when the airbags come out. Because their airbags all full of sand.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is side stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson and we have re adjudicated our opinion on the Rev 4. You're welcome.

[Ed Larson]

You're welcome.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And this has just been like. There's so many. Been so many learning opportunities this week for growth. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

We got all kinds of updates.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And we took one.

[Ed Larson]

We did. I took it. Yeah. We are a better person. I'm better person.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He is.

[Ed Larson]

I'm better person because I was in a RAV4.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Also, I do want to say I'm sorry to Frederick Brennan. I slandered quite a bit right before he died. So he died. Of course. We talked about.

[Ed Larson]

Oh my God, that guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. The creator of a chan. The guy that did start life off in a bad way, but then did his best to pull the nose up and try to discourage young men from getting radicalized on the Internet and everything he could. Frederick Brennan. He passed. Oh, yeah. He's dead.

[Ed Larson]

Wow. I can't believe you were just making fun of that guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep, that's how it goes, isn't it? Funny and a bad not funny. It's actually not funny and I'm sorry.

[Ed Larson]

It's not. No, no.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Unfortunately he did pass because unfortunately, Peyton Manning did use him as a long ball. Oh, that's a. That just me just trying to honestly hide my pain with laughter.

[Ed Larson]

Jeff Saturday used him and then he. Jeff Saturday gave him to Peyton Manning.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thank you.

[Ed Larson]

That's was Peyton Manning center.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thank you. So again, sorry to that guy. And we got some updates. I think we got a couple updates. We go before the updates.

[Ed Larson]

Before the updates, we got normal updates. Hold your finger off that trigger. You wait your goddamn ass. They fucking charged the brother in the shit in the cruise ship murder.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right, so first of all, we wanna say congratulations to the police. They finally got their man. So when we arrived last year, this is not just A plug for crime wave at C 2.0. Cause

[Ed Larson]

certainly not that the cops are on the boat. Please, everyone jump off.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cause guess what? No stepsister got strangled to death on Royal Carib that weekend.

[Ed Larson]

No, this is a Carnival cruise activity.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We know that. That is what they do over there.

[Ed Larson]

Her life was in limbo.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You got to be careful over there. So we now know that Anna Kempner, who was a lovely young lady, was on a Carnival cruise docked at the dock the same weekend we docked. Yeah. After the crime wave at C 1.0,

[Ed Larson]

there were cops everywhere.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There were cops everywhere. We didn't know what was going on. This young lady was murdered by where? Now they're accusing her stepbrother. And what's the. This is actually finally happened because they've been kind of tiptoeing around actually charging the younger brother. The funniest part about the story is the parents were all like, oh, yeah, he did it. As soon as everyone threw him under the bus, everybody was like, oh, he's a fucking creepazoid. He was obsessed with her. Absolutely.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Then why, can I ask, did you make him a roommate on a Carnival cruise? I want to say four out of the five browser scenarios. Yeah. Involve step brothers and sisters on cruises.

[Ed Larson]

Honestly, this is like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I think that that's, like. That's. It was just not good to do.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, not everyone has enough money for multiple staterooms.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm not saying this is.

[Ed Larson]

Either he sleeps with her in there, or someone's coming into the parents room

[Henry Zebrowski]

or somebody else goes in there. Besides the stepbrother that is sexually obsessed with the stepsister.

[Ed Larson]

Was he sexually obsessed? I think he was just, like, mean to her and beat her up all the time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what they said. But also, that's how young boys flirt.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. What I think.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ask the Christian church.

[Ed Larson]

At the Catholic church. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How little boys flirt. They're always fighting and kicking. That's how they're doing. That's how they say yes to a priest.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, this is a crazy story. It's like everyone's goddamn nightmare. You're on vacation and one of your family members gets killed by another family.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yes. It's horrific.

[Ed Larson]

This is horrific. The poor. The. The. The. This. The woman working the. The housekeeper. Founder.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Because he strangled her to death and. Well, allegedly strangled her to death and stuff. Shoved her underneath the bunk.

[Ed Larson]

What I think happened is they were roughhousing and he took it too far and accidentally killed her and then tried to hide her body. That's my personal. Like, that's me putting my, like, stupid, like I wasn't there. Detective glasses on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, of course we have no idea what goes on, but I do think that also. Or did he try to do something weird and then try to shut her up and killed her in the process of it?

[Ed Larson]

Man, I don't know. It ain't good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's not good either way. Guess where it didn't happen. Royal Caribbean. That's why you're going to want to go to Crime wave and seed 2.0, because on our. I'm telling you, we're going to control the true crime on our cruise.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And we're going to have CCTV cameras on the Carnival Cruise ship so we can watch the crimes as they happen.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Live stream crime from Carnival Cruises onto the absolutely idyllic, perfect Royal Caribbean Cruise line. Don't look them up in the Epstein files. No, you don't look it up.

[Ed Larson]

No, don't look it up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But just know that there's again, boats are not to blame. Boats are to play for islands.

[Ed Larson]

Boats have done as much good as they've done harm.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Ask the Lusitania.

[Ed Larson]

Ask the monitor in the Merrimack.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ask the Titanic.

[Ed Larson]

They know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They know down in Daniel. So go to crime wave.com left, buy tickets. We're going to have so much fun on this cruise and I swear to God, the only stepbrothers and stepsisters we are going to allow to choke each other are the performers that we invite with us that play those family members on television.

[Ed Larson]

That's right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep, that's right. Television enemy pornography. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

And that's, you know, free. Another update, Austin. The. The yogurt shop murderers have been completely exonerated.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's kind of crazy took this long because now that one guy got booked who died, right? The guy that we know that did the yogurt Land murders, he was dead already. Because they did that with like, I think it was DNA science later on in the fact. But they did actually say I'm sorry to the OG guys.

[Ed Larson]

Well, how about they give him some fucking money, you know, it took 30 years of their goddamn life.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You'd think that. I know that now. Like, it seems, like, complicated. There's like another, like, you know that. That guy Eric Dane, that actor. They put a big gofundme after he died, his family. And then we know.

[Ed Larson]

How much money did Vander be get?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my God, it was James Vanderbi got like several millions of dollars after they bought that ranch. And after they did, you know, we know that he's like, he was. His wife was like an alternative health person. And then James Van Der Beek essentially dumped millions of dollars into alternative health things that could have cured. He. He had curable cancer, and he. He ultimately died of it. It's really sad, but that's why I feel like with gofundmes, maybe for people that aren't previously rich and famous.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that this could be a good use for a GoFundMe. That would be an interesting people.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you were to do that. I'm not setting it up.

[Ed Larson]

No, I'm not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Somebody else could.

[Ed Larson]

If someone. I mean, these guys deserve money.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They do. If you would give them money, I would. I mean, who.

[Ed Larson]

Throw down. If someone set it up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, sure.

[Ed Larson]

I'd throw down at least 50 for these. But they should sue the government.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We should.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, absolutely.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You have an opportunity to sue the government.

[Ed Larson]

Always sue the government. Take it. It sucks that the taxpayers have to pay for it, but get yours, baby.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, man, who cares? It all comes out the wash. Is fake money anyway. All the money's ones and zeros in. My money's not real.

[Ed Larson]

No. So I got to ask you about this, Henry. This is important before we get to our updates, and I just need your natural opinion.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We do also have an update. An update.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, another update. Well, the other. The thing I have to ask you about is two presidents this week have said aliens are real. How do you feel about it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

First of all, Barack Obama was being extremely flippant when he said a UFOs were real. He did it in the spirit of the stupid podcast he was on. He was trying to be fun and cool. And guess what? He is ultimately a disappointing mess. Like. Which is what we found. Right. As a country. Right. Remember? Can we all be on the same page as that? And so Barack Obama said that UFOs were real. He did it very flippantly.

[Ed Larson]

But then aliens are real. And he didn't say UFOs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, you did. And then he. Yes, you're right. And then he rolled it all back afterwards, saying statistically, of course, it would be real.

[Ed Larson]

And then he said, they're not at Area 51, which is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know that. I knew that. Anybody who's plugged in knows that Obama.

[Ed Larson]

I didn't know that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because they're at Ray Patterson.

[Ed Larson]

Right. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So then we have.

[Ed Larson]

Do you believe Obama more than Bob Lazar?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Ed Larson]

Really? You believe Bob Lazar more than Obama?

[Henry Zebrowski]

There was somebody who actually got closer to the. Whatever the fakery that is going on into the center of this, they let Bob Lazar much closer to it because it would only make the President sound like a moron.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like literally, they couldn't have him even. No, they couldn't even know that we were spending millions of dollars creating technology that was just mimicking the visuals of UFOs even back then. Yeah. So he would even. It wouldn't even matter. So now we have, obviously, our current president, the pedophile is. Now he's doing this new thing.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Another distraction. I'm not even calling it a distraction anymore. There is no distraction. He's no. There are no. Everybody, really.

[Ed Larson]

Everything he does and says sucks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's just also. He has no thought behind it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Every single thing is off the back of his fucking head. He's got dementia. He is. Got nothing. He has no idea what's going on. So he has been openly floating, saying he's like, well, I've got this speech saying aliens are real, that I'm just waiting for the right time to say it. So he's like saying he's like floating it.

[Ed Larson]

But he also said that Obama released

[Henry Zebrowski]

classified information because he has no literal idea what in the living fuck he's talking about. It's because he's trying to generate a. A headline no one's buying. Makes me believe in less. Any single thing he'd say into a microphone is not going to answer anything. You really think he's going to say something of substance at this point?

[Ed Larson]

I mean, I feel like if anyone's going to release this information, it's Trump.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it's not. It's the. Anything that he would release is something that has been carefully packaged and handed to him.

[Ed Larson]

You think so?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

You don't think he's just gonna flippantly be like, yeah, this is, you know,

[Henry Zebrowski]

they're all gone, or it doesn't exist. Like, anything that would really be like. Like that level. That level. Like, if you believe the UFO lore. If we actually believe the Big Motherlode lore.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That we've had these things since the 1950s. Yeah. We got some advances in technology. We're starting to maybe make some things that look like UFOs.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think we're at the same ground level we were 70 years ago. And I think that your guy. You have a bunch of. Now the worst of the worst of the worst that are going to try to talk about one of the most powerful mysteries of our reality.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We don't know how this reality works. We don't know where we're at. We don't know why they're. The whole universe isn't filled with endless life. We don't know why they don't know why. He has no fucking idea what's going on. Anything he'd say would matter. It makes me not care about disclosure one bit. This is literally. I just watched Jeremy Corbell and George Knapp just had a brand new great piece of UFO footage out of Syria unweaponized. And it's. I watch it. You could actually see the thing. You can see this thing go stop. You could see it go back and forth. You could see take off in a minute. It's a really good footage. And it don't quite make me as hard as it used to. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

What do you think's going on?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just because it's.

[Ed Larson]

Because the world's on fire.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's not that otherwise. It's that it's making me understand what are the mysteries actually here? And what are the important mysteries? And the important mysteries. Are you just coming out and trying to just say something about aliens? Like, obviously it was just such a deep smokescreen for whatever's going on.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And he's just going to say the smokescreen and it doesn't matter. And the fact that he is. Got this in his back pocket and he's flippantly talking about it like it's deciding whether or not there's going to be a season three of a television show also shows just how important this is to them. Okay. So we should really also think about that. If he has a speech and he's waving it around, threatening to give it, how important is that speech? Yeah, obviously not because he already told us all he has it because he's a fucking moron.

[Ed Larson]

And is it Obama making an alien documentary?

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's doing anything but helping. He's literally anything but anything useful. As an ex president, he'll. He'll do.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. What I will. Dude. All right, so.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But yeah, that's my problem. That makes me upset. I think that the. The. The very center of this is a mystery that we will never explain. And I think we could shelve it for a couple years.

[Ed Larson]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that at this point, what we are seeing is evidence of every single piece of conspiracy theory thought that has been ridiculed, that has been put out, and we are now watching in real time be exposed. And nothing is more important than that story.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And with that, we go get our MJ's.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, baby. Hit our fucking music.

[Henry Zebrowski]

My favorite song.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

It's an island adventure.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's an island adventure.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Heck yeah. It's Jeffrey time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my God. So I made it through about a half an hour of Les Wexner's deposition.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, this is what you want to start with?

[Henry Zebrowski]

So this fucking piece of fucking shit. I have never. Oh, my God. Natalie heard me in the other room. I'm just watching this.

[Ed Larson]

Not very good at keeping a secret, dude.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my God. So I'm in the room. I sound like I'm at the baftas, right? I'm just yelling at my screen. I'm just sitting here, I'm watching him talk. And I'm just going to, you know, like, over and over again, like, I need a documentary made about me.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Not enough laughter at the bafta, right?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

So serious.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so I went and I, I, I'm cursing at this motherfucker, Les Wexner. He has this ability now. I'm seeing this thing and I. Nothing that makes me angrier than when an old man. That is, he goes from. He wants. When he leaves that deposition room, which also had members of. They were supposed to have members of Congress, right. None of the Republicans showed up. They sent all their assistance. Four Democrats showed up, I guess, just because they had nothing to do. I don't know. Right. They were there. I feel like the Democrats should be busy and the Republicans should be that,

[Ed Larson]

whatever that the most important story of the century.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, who fucking know, you fucking idiots. So Les Wexner is getting talked at by these guys and all he does is he goes from the most powerful billionaire, right? He talks about it one way when you see him on the news.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And he goes in there he is the most. Aw, shucks. I couldn't even tell you what Jeffrey was doing.

[Ed Larson]

You don't have that type of money and act like that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That mother fucking liar lied through his teeth. He's laughing, joking about what's going on. He openly says, I don't think Trump and Epstein were friends. He said he never knew Epstein personally. Every single time they brought up an email that said, like, here's him saying, stu, like, you and I are embedded together in a crime organization and we need to act like it. Like literally saying out loud, he kept going, I don't know what he's referring to in these. I don't know what he's talking about in this. Just the most. Just like, I can't even kind of talked about, like, he's like, so what happened when you found out that Jeffrey Epstein was stealing money from you? They were trying to find out, like a dollar amount and he wouldn't give it to him. It's always like, oh, you know, everything went into chaos when we found out Jeffrey was a crook. And it's like, they just are what we know, that they forced Les Wexner, forced the farmer girl, the girl that was kidnapped. Yeah. And kept on the Columbus grounds, where Les Wexner's house was where he allowed Jeffrey Epstein to live. Next to his house was where she was kept captive and then was forced to change her driver's license to the address of Les Wexner's house.

[Ed Larson]

That seems like hard evidence.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. But he looked at it, and he's just like, never happened. Don't know these people. Don't know what's going on. Just managed to delete everything. And then we have the very famous moment where his lawyer, Michael Levy, says, if you answer another question with more than five words, I'm gonna fucking kill you. And the thing is, funny enough, is that. That obviously, just the clip alone is so deeply enraging.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Even just watching them joking. Because how funny and cute it is.

[Ed Larson]

That moment he was talking about how Epstein gave financial advice to Google.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, that's when he was throwing it. That was the one time he threw people under the bus. He threw Jeff Bezos under the bus. He threw Google under the bus, and he threw Bill Clinton under the bus. Those are the only three names he dared mention, Right?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're all coming for Clinton, because Clinton actually did cut him off in 2008. But I will say I was listening. This is one of those things that all comes together in ways you don't understand. So part of what I do to shut my brain off and the crowd knows this is.

[Ed Larson]

You just keep watching Epstein files.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know, but, like, no. So I've been also trying to cut off my body cam footage. I'm trying to, like. So unfortunately, I do. I listen to old Howard Stearns to just kind of delete my brain.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I found a bunch of archives of the complete episodes, and I listened to them to just sort of relax.

[Ed Larson]

I watched this fun documentary about elephants stepping on land mines. Go ahead. Yep.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, so what happens?

[Ed Larson]

They lose their legs and they go. They get prosthetics. It's actually very you laughing about.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is funny for you, or it's

[Ed Larson]

funny talking about it now with you. But the. The documentary itself is very upsetting.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, well, of course. But in 2003, they were, like, offhandedly talking about Bill Clinton doing this thing with. It was ping pong balls. I mean, basically, it was him Talking about, like, they were all talking about how he was working with this young, recent high school graduate that won this, like, science award. It was, like, 19 years old. And they kept talking about how he was, like, all over her and he was, like, touching her and, like, doing all the kind of stuff. And you can kind of see, like, oh, yeah, there's that rapist. Do you think you thought she was.

[Ed Larson]

Maybe you thought she was a saxophone.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Who knows? You mean. She was gold? Entirely gold. But I made it through about an hour of the Les Wexner stuff, and then I jumped Eclipse. And it's so deeply irresponsible. And basically what it comes out is, is that he is obviously he's the. The simplest old man. Aw, shucks. Just a. He's just a businessman.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

All shucks. He only, like, made lingerie the most popular item of clothing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He also was very obviously a closet. He's a closeted homosexual. That is.

[Ed Larson]

I thought he was out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. Because he's desperately in love with his wife.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because all he does is hide behind his wife. It's like, I know people. Marcus was even getting on me about that, about even saying that. It's just more. Just the only reason why even bringing up that about him is you're watching him hide behind his wife.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because he keep. The whole time, he's like, well, my wife would have had nothing to do with that. Yeah. And he keeps doing this thing like his wife kept him out of trouble.

[Ed Larson]

That's what all these are doing. And that's why Ghislaine's the only one in prison.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just Lane's a. She's gonna. When she gets out of jail, I don't know what she's gonna do, but it's. It's gonna be bad. I think that whatever. We. We need to keep more than close eyes on just Lane. I also have gotten a lot of feedback because, honestly, people were like, why are you mispronouncing Pam Bondi's name? Is that truly. I had no interest in learning it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And when I first. I never. You guys have to understand, guys. Is that I am.

[Ed Larson]

It's what they deserve.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm new to actually reading the news news.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't. The news news is not something I normally had to pay attention to. I very rarely even cared about who was district attorney and all these fucking people because I was a piece of shit.

[Ed Larson]

We need to be going back to Buffalo Wild Wings. Being able to sell boneless wings under the name Boneless. Yes. That's our territory.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That was my.

[Ed Larson]

We're not going to be able to get to that today.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So I'm learning about this. I'm learning things. So now I know her. I know that cunt's name is Pam Bondi, all right? And I hope she gets torn apart by dogs. Yes. So that's. That's it.

[Ed Larson]

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[Jackie Zebrowski]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Jackie Zebrowski]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

We asked 100 average Americans, did they keep an empty gas can in their car?

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[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I said a lot of no.

[Ed Larson]

That's all right. My wife says a lot of no as well.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The greatest average American premieres tonight, 9.8Central on ABC and stream next day on Hulu. This is all just to try to add more mystery because people don't or actually don't want to talk about the real stuff. Like how Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell went to the very, very high end and basically were one of the main donors for about a decade of this very, very fancy private academy called Interlocking, which is where Chapel Roan went. I want you guys to remember this, too. This is one of those little things that you forget.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

As people.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Eddie and I were talking about this just in this. This sphere about how we're lucky few chance saying no kept us out of really bad places. Because you have like a feeling about a guy. Yes. Now that you now know was on the Epstein list, you didn't hang out with him. Right.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thing. It's weird, right, how, like, all these things are all connected. Interlockin is one of those places where if you ever wonder why a starlet appears out of nowhere. Right. Like, you wonder why, like, oh, my

[Ed Larson]

Taylor Swift was given to us.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Was. Was patched.

[Ed Larson]

She had like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right.

[Ed Larson]

She, like, showed up at some big Hollywood party and, like, played guitar. She was walking down stairs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A song was given to her. She wrote the whole. She came down.

[Ed Larson]

It was a whole Jennifer Lawrence was given.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Was created. Right.

[Ed Larson]

She's great. I, you know, stop.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's nothing wrong just remembering that every single time you are one of you at one of these elite things, you actually do have quite a potential to rub up against some of the most despicable people on the face of the planet because money seems to bring them.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Harvey Weinstein was at all the same events as Jeffrey Epstein while they were both donating to Democrats. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We know that they were on the other side and they did that to fucking cover up for themselves. So Interlocking, the Interlocking center for the Arts is this amazing, idyllic now. I GUESS it's about 100 years old. It's outside of Traverse City and it has a large amount of celebrity. All these, like, celebrities kind of came out of it. There's a lot of people that went and trained. Their chaperone was one. I just kind of brought it up. The fact that, like, you just be surprised who gets. If you get to the right places, who has access to you and then

[Ed Larson]

what people want to go to Juilliard

[Henry Zebrowski]

of course, it's because it's there. It's like there's. And it has a pipeline.

[Ed Larson]

There's like a thing. You're.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're getting involved. Harvard in an institution. Jeffrey Epstein did the same thing. So he would go and he like. So he gave them. He donated this building to Interlock in. And then from. I guess it was.

[Ed Larson]

It's called Zorro Ranch.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, God, I wish, I wish. And from 94 and 2000, he spayed. He would go and stay at Interlockin with just Lane. And then what they would do is they would walk a little dog, a little terror, a little Yorkshire terrier, and they would walk and they would find a freshman and they would talk to him and they get to know him and they'd bring him out to the private house, start to groom them. Happen many, many, many times. Of course, the school said we never had any complaints.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which is, you know, mostly just because the thing is, is that what you don't understand is that in order for them to have a complaint, they have to receive the complaint and then enter it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Into some form of book or something.

[Ed Larson]

Care about it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They have to say it's a complaint. So what they can do is say they didn't get any complaints. Even though we have one mother, basically, there's one man had a whole crusade against Jeffrey Epstein, right. While. During all. While this was happening and they hushed it all up.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He gave 400 grand to this, to the place over a decade. He now disavowed him. They took his names off of everything, obviously, if that makes sense.

[Ed Larson]

Now they have like the money.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They have

[Ed Larson]

Send the money back to Jeffrey Epstein's estate, you know, donated to fucking people, child People who were some kind of.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's hard, right, Because I do understand they are. What they're doing is. Is manipulate. Manipulating places that are in desperate need of money.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

These high, high end.

[Ed Larson]

They have access to younger people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And so he. They need the money. And so he. Jeffrey Epstein, probably the single most effective pedophile network organizer maybe ever since the old days. Right. Like he put his fingers.

[Ed Larson]

The Viacom,

[Henry Zebrowski]

he put his fingers in all these great industries that he could manipulate very easily with his tremendous amount of cash that he got from who? Les Wexner. That's how it all started.

[Ed Larson]

Other people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

None of this is possible without Les Wexner.

[Ed Larson]

He did start it all.

[Henry Zebrowski]

None of this is possible.

[Ed Larson]

When Epstein was down and out, he was staying at Wexner's house.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And also this is so that was one thing. Look into that. There's a whole NPR stuff on it. It's wild on interlocking. But the main piece of news.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. The big one. They got old boy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I was so sad the day that our episode came out. They finally arrest Andrew Montbattam Windsor, formerly known as Prince. They arrested his fat sweaty ass and they brought him in for a couple hours for the very first time. They.

[Ed Larson]

How's his neck fatter than his head

[Henry Zebrowski]

because that's where the food stays.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

He.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was like the first person. What was it? The first person arrested. First royal arrested, I think since 1674.

[Ed Larson]

As soon as I saw that he was arrested, I was like this. This could have been a thousand years ago since the last time a prince was arrested.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude. We are now seeing the UK actually gives us sort of right. They are.

[Ed Larson]

They released them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They got. They. Well, they. Because he's probably. God knows what he said.

[Ed Larson]

Now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's all about what. What can we get? What's the evidence like?

[Ed Larson]

You better kill me because I know too much.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All the evidence is gone. Either way, all the evidence is gone. At this point, it doesn't matter. What did come out was my favorite piece was his 72 teddy bears. So Prince Andrew, the not pedophile, keeps an entire collection of little teddy bears dressed as Navy men. Each one is so particular that they are. That he was. He was so enraged to be downgraded from his home to the farm that they put him at. Right. That. Because one of the big reasons is he said, I don't know if my bears can handle the move.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, you see, the thing is you can have 72 teddy bears. You just can't care about them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This guy, well, he's.

[Ed Larson]

And this has to be something because I have 10 stuffed animals. Full disclosure.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You like?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, that's. I hear 10 stuffed animals.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're a cute guy.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I enjoy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I enjoy cute guy.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, half of them are orcas. Yeah. What am I supposed to.

[Henry Zebrowski]

People give them to you?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't buy them.

[Ed Larson]

I bought a couple. I bought the Dew Dong. I like the Dew Dog.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I bought this.

[Ed Larson]

Like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do you saying that it's like cocaine? That it's okay as long as you don't buy it? Yes. Yeah. Okay. So he was a. The Sarah talked about like, he's just disgusting. He's just another example of a disgusting piece of shit. And we. Now there's some talk. So as we know that the Russians taught Epstein a skill of putting cameras in Kleenex Boxes. So that was like one of the things that he would do.

[Ed Larson]

Blows.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh any. And there was some talk about whether or not. So Andrew used to go through with a fine tooth comb with his help to make sure that they were all properly organized by size and shape. And they had to be done. It would take hours for them to do it properly.

[Ed Larson]

Teddy bears.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

I mean what else are they doing?

[Henry Zebrowski]

He had two people.

[Ed Larson]

They gotta do something. Organize the teddy bears again. I don't know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Who knows?

[Ed Larson]

I wish I had someone to go through my DVDs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know. Someone to fix my tire pressure. These guys like the. It is just the. He's just such a pervert. And they might kick him. Kick him out, but they've got to

[Ed Larson]

put him in prison.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's no.

[Ed Larson]

They didn't even get him on the child. That was the part that me up the most.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They got him on espionage.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So they have him dead to rights. And information that he sent to Epstein about financial moves that the, the royals were doing so that he could get in on it. It's the definition of insider trading. And so he. Prince Andrew. They didn't of. They don't. They don't got the. This. It's, it's. It's sad out there, ladies. We know that it's extremely sad out there for women in order for them to. This is what we were saying. This is why Cash Patel are. Fuck that fucking moron. That's the reason why he said there was nothing to go on is because there is literally no video of Trump's face next to a newspaper with his penis entering into a child. Like there is no that. And even that wouldn't necessarily. It's like they. That's what they're saying.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In terms of there's no quote unquote smoking gun. Because it's extremely difficult as we know to litigate do sexual assault for regular people. Never mind for that. Because it's like. Because they hold this burden of proof. Like it's just like up thing a woman has. A woman gets raped has to go deal with an extreme physical search. You have to go up inside. You do all this. You get a rape kit done.

[Ed Larson]

The rape.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then it just takes hours. Yes. And then it just sits and then they just go. And so I, I think that it's going to be a. They're not going to get. We're not going to get the justice we want. Jeffrey Epstein being dead is the closest thing we got.

[Ed Larson]

I mean someone's got to go down. I mean Adia just quit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, lots of people Bondi but just said straight up, that's what I'm going to call her. Bondi basically just said we're not. They're done.

[Ed Larson]

Well, they're done for now until the switches over and then we arrest her ass first.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, she's everyone Democrat with a spine. And I will show you and I will. I might think I. These are all going to get Trump's

[Ed Larson]

first term went to prison. I don't even know the number.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's got to be 20. Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't matter.

[Ed Larson]

It's going to happen again. They're all going to get locked up except for him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Then they get less. Then they get released again. And then they get released and then we all get. Everybody goes being like good game Democrats, Republicans go good game everybody.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And walk away.

[Ed Larson]

And Peter Thiel just gives a bunch of money to fucking to everybody. Yeah, everybody.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So these people can be fucking people. Suck my fucking dick. Well, you know I'm angry.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I'm trying to figure out how to be funny.

[Ed Larson]

You think Andrew is going to get any time or anything?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Ed Larson]

You don't think for the espionage, nothing?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I think that what he will get hopefully is an opportunity to kill himself in jail. That is what I think. I think that he's going to get an opportunity to off himself. He is legitimately such a. He is a massive liability. Yes, King Charles is trying to figure out what to do, but King Charles is going to be dead soon. And I think that his waste of space panty boy son is also going to not. Is going to shit the bed.

[Ed Larson]

Well, he's going to be king.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, well, guess what? Good, that's done. I thought they have power. They just didn't do jack shit. So they're going to again another group of fake ass people going to ask my fucking d. Where's Al Franken?

[Ed Larson]

Al Franken's done, dude. He. He broke.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no, I know.

[Ed Larson]

I wish, I wish he didn't, but he doesn't.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We gotta find out. Who cares, man? Honestly, all I know is I think

[Ed Larson]

Jesse Ventura still yelling.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I definitely believe that Peter Buddha judge is gonna lead the whole guillotine of the whole government. Don't worry. That brave man is absolutely gonna step to the entire pedophile ring.

[Ed Larson]

Can we just make sure we're giving Bernie the same drug cocktail that we're giving Trump? Like can we just keep making sure he stay alive?

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you gave Bernie Sanders speed, he'd die. He has to be At Vermont speed.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's as fast as he can go.

[Ed Larson]

Cheese is all he could take.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's already had his moment. I have no idea how he's still alive.

[Ed Larson]

I have no idea how he's still alive. He's older than all of them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just. We need a new batch.

[Ed Larson]

We do need a new batch. We could use a couple.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We need all of them new.

[Ed Larson]

Step up. You.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Who?

[Ed Larson]

All right. I don't know. Maybe your sister.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Speaking of Jack Zabrowski, she will be a guest here on side stories. Here she comes. We are recording. Jackie's got her little baby smasher in there. A little baby thresher catcher.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Catch and release.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

No, I ain't releasing them. I ain't released.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is your baby lawnmower diesel?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Of course it is.

[Ed Larson]

Don't use yet leaded gasoline. Whoa.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Then it'll set on fire. Honestly, it's a good old fashioned propane, you know, get in there. And then you can also grill some meats on top of the lips if you want.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Clean bird, this is Jackie Zabrowski, my sister. She is me talking about her iud.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. And you might know her from lpn, Romantasy and Page seven. And who's the.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Who is the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'll tell you the. Is.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Is it you?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's me. Yeah.

[Caleb Flynn]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because I voted this year.

[Ed Larson]

You voted this year? Yeah, yeah. What do you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I had an old ballot. I filled it out. I just filled it out willy nilly.

[Ed Larson]

That is really gonna help save my I voted stickers and wear them on random days just to like confuse people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What did I do?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

What did I make sure of?

[Henry Zebrowski]

First of all, I also.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Did you wear this Mariah Carey shirt for me?

[Ed Larson]

Oh, I love my Mariah Carey shirt. I got. Yeah, we. We got at the show. I like this shirt because her breast. I like wearing a pantsless cuz it looks like I'm Mariah Carey and balls are hanging out.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Oh my God. Mariah. How did you get in here?

[Ed Larson]

All right, now, Mariah, your balls have gotten so big.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right.

[Ed Larson]

I draw nipples on the balls.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Pause here now. And loud. Jackie, her time. The reason why Jackie is here today,

[Ed Larson]

she's reclaiming her time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. She is actually here to plug something that's not on the network. Go.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Yes.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

And I'm not talking about plugging up this hole on the bottom or plugging up this hole up top. Unless that's what you're into. You should give Slash Fic a try. And while that sounds like you're going to be putting whatever you've got inside of my holes. Well, the answer is yes, in a way. In a way.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Are you plugging the project?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I am. Slash fic. Check it out. It is a dating sim game where you can have sex with slashers that are based on different ip. So I.

[Ed Larson]

Serial killers. Not real serial killer.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

No, I mean, they are. It's like, there's leather, there's. There's a mike who's based off of Michael Myers. Mine is.

[Ed Larson]

There's no, like, Dahmer.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Only.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Only, you know, IP killers.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, that's fun.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

My. Yeah. So they're these big sexy guys. And now we've got Slash Fic cuffing season, which is the second part of this. My name is Penny. I am a harlequin clown. I am based off of Pennywise. I can know your deepest feel.

[Ed Larson]

Is there like a Jason who's, like, really fat and stupid and all the kids with him?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

No, no, no, no. They're all just really hot. You just really wanna.

[Ed Larson]

In fact, I feel like a hockey player. Jason.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Not in this.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, this is a heated rivalry crossover waiting to happen.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They get this passed by all these various copyright boards.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

No, because that's the thing is that they're not. It's just. It's an illusion. That's why I. And I look nothing like Pennywise.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Honestly, I'm really excited for you to enter into the world of video games. This is something you have been obsessed with for a very long time.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I love dating games. I love. I have been playing dating games for so long and I have been wanting to voice a character in one of these games. And honestly, what's really cool about this company is that it's a woman owned. Get your balls up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Woman owned.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

It is woman owned. And they are trying to have the creators keep their ip. So a lot of the money goes directly to the creators. It is funded by the creators. Is for the creators. In fact, I am now currently working on my own Cryptid fuck game so that we can start banging Cryptid.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow, that's great. I love it. You know, Jackie loves coding. Yes.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

So.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, you know, she's down deep in the barrels of coding as just. She just.

[Ed Larson]

Penny's a chick.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know. I first thought I was like. But Jackie's playing her.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, that's what I thought I was thinking.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That was weird.

[Ed Larson]

Is that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why would you have an amorphous blob play a woman?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

The picture's up. Rob pulled up the picture up there. So I've got This, like, cat mask on and I'm. They wanted me to be a bit of like a really insane southern bell. And so you. You either get by the slasher or you get killed by us. One or the other.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And where can they find it?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

They can find it on the app Dorian. Get the app Dorian. And all of it is free. And you can now then, like, as you're playing the game, you can give your money directly to the creators for the crazier scenes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, cool. So there's full, like, there's full titties. There's more. And when you priests are there titties,

[Jackie Zebrowski]

there's not titties and dicks in it, but it is very. It is written for us romantic lovers out there and is very fun. Honestly, a lot of female identifying and queer people that are writing beautiful stories where I had no idea that I wanted to be called a piggy. Piggy by Leatherface.

[Ed Larson]

You know, piggy is a term of endearment and I'm sick of people making it an insult.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Quiet piggy.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

How does I do like quiet piggy, though? But how does Julie find it when you call her? Do you say quiet Piggy to Julie?

[Ed Larson]

We like, we love our piggy talks. Julie doesn't mind it at all.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm not recommending this to any other husband.

[Ed Larson]

Julie understands my love of piggy and she knows that when I say piggy, it is a compliment.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

It's a compliment to her.

[Ed Larson]

But pigs are smart. I call smarter than a toddler, I'll tell you that much.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Absolutely. And I. I call my wife a woman. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

How about Krampus? Should have been a woman for periods. Oh.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Why?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cramps.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Oh, because the cramps. Yeah, I don't. I didn't even think that. Honestly. I haven't had a cramp in like 10 years, so I don't. I don't know what it's like down there. We started talking about the iud. Comes full circle, guys.

[Ed Larson]

Amazing. It's amazing. I didn't realize it did more.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Zaps it all away.

[Ed Larson]

Amazing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, now we have the positive plug out of the way.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And now it's time for you to enter into the world of side stories. Because I'm sick of all the positivity you've been talking about up until this point. I am. I am over it.

[Ed Larson]

I do a lot of positivity as well.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know. On the brighter side, sick.

[Ed Larson]

And the other.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

So you're upset with both of us.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I am. No, I'm just saying it's time to bring you both down a peg. All right, so here we go. We got this first great story today. You talked about falling in love. What it's like getting out there dating, but no one ever really talks about the perils of marriage. I feel like that's like a thing that nobody really talks about marriage, you know, you're married now, Jackie.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I am married. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I like the Cheryls of marriage. Well, you know, it's a lot of

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cheryl's in marriage if Cheryl's not being a big old bitch.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yeah, it sounds like you're stepping out with Cheryl.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But the one thing you know, one thing you could take to the bank is that you don't actually know your partner.

[Ed Larson]

Never.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The person you're sleeping next to is a labyrinth of mirrors. Someone that you'll never really even know, even if they are a previous American Idol contestant. Whoa. Put the dog down. No, you're being distracted. You're being distracted.

[Ed Larson]

Look how sad he is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Look at this little.

[Ed Larson]

You're gonna yell at him like that?

[Henry Zebrowski]

He did this to me earlier.

[Ed Larson]

Champ K gets numbers. You kidding me? This is for the Netflix crowd.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I forgot. Yeah, this is.

[Ed Larson]

This is for Netflix.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're fluffing it. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

What are you talking about? This Champ's good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is our best. This is our best moment.

[Ed Larson]

Apologize to him. Apologize.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm sorry, Champ.

[Ed Larson]

Thank you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, anyway, let's talk about this guy, American Idol.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

No, I don't.

[Ed Larson]

You don't?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

No. I've never watched American Idol. I watched Dancing with the Stars this year for the first time, though.

[Ed Larson]

I did too. It was surprisingly enjoyable.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Delightful. What an absolute delight watching that Robert Irwin just. Oh, oh, oh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But did Robert Elwin kill his. Kill his family? I think no, no, no.

[Ed Larson]

So does he think he killed the stingray and that's. He respected it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He should have got revenge for his father.

[Ed Larson]

He should have been every day cookie cuttering their.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Should wake up every day and stomp a stingray to death.

[Ed Larson]

I think on the side of his boat. He should have a stamp every time he kills a stingray. Stingray with a line through it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're right. He's a.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Does it rip its guts out when it stings? You did. Did this thing right. Literally least have the guts ripped out like the bees.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it doesn't do work like.

[Ed Larson]

It just. It just stabbed the heart with the barb.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's an assassin.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. The quiet assassin that is in petting Zeus. Yes. As.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Speaking of a quiet assassin. So this young man. So this guy by the name of. He's He's a cute guy. Cute guy. He is by the name of Caleb Flynn. He is a pastor, and he is a former American Idol contestant. Let's hear his interview over on American Idol.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Okay, Rob, he's gonna start playing the guitar for me.

[Ed Larson]

That's exactly what he does.

[Caleb Flynn]

My name is Caleb Flynn. I'm from Tipp City, Ohio. I audition. Music is all I know. It's what I live to do, and I love to sing, so that's why I auditioned. Maybe my wife kind of nudged me a little bit too. My first thought when I got my golden ticket, honestly, all I could do was cover my face because I cried a little bit. I'm kind of a crybaby. I get it from my mom and my dad, but it was honestly just pure joy, excitement. I tried out for American Idol two or three years ago, and I didn't make it. And so to get this was all the more sweeter and all the more meaningful.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So it was awesome.

[Caleb Flynn]

The person that inspires me to be informer, I guess, would say. Would say the Lord. I'm a music pastor. That's my job every week, is to go up there and to sing and to connect what I do on stage to the congregation. So first and foremost, obviously, is the Lord thing that makes me unique. You know, I absolutely love the Lord.

[Ed Larson]

I love my wife.

[Caleb Flynn]

She is very, very pretty.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, okay.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Do you call her a piggy?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cut.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Get rid of this guy. Send him back to the Lord that made him.

[Ed Larson]

No, there's a good chance that happens.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I will say, I do think that he denied his own wife.

[Ed Larson]

So he allegedly.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

But he said he loved his wife, and, you know, that means he means it.

[Ed Larson]

I killed her a little too much.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We'll see what happens. So he did. One of my favorite things in true crime is when a man calls in and tells the 911 operator exactly how he murdered the person, but in a

[Jackie Zebrowski]

third, somebody else had done it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So he calls, and the first thing he goes is, yeah, I need an ambulance. Like, well, what's the problem here, sir? And he's like, my wife is shot three times in the head. He's like, it's so much chaos. Three separate shots in the head. I don't know how. And they're like, are the kids still in the house? He's like, yes, yes, the murderer might still be in there. And they're like, oh. Oh, my God. Do you think that the kids are okay? And he's like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, the kids are okay.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Didn't even Pretend to check on him, did you, Brett? No, not. None of it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so he does one of those

[Jackie Zebrowski]

and then he goes in, he looks a lot different. Murder of his wife.

[Ed Larson]

He's got what we call school bus head.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, now that 13 years have passed since he was on American Idol, I think the issue is, is that what we're seeing here is age.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yeah. And that the Lord abandoned him. Finally.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What I do like is that as he got older, his hair concentrated on a more pinpoint part of his skull.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yeah. He looks like a conehead. He looks like he's becoming a conehead. He's mid transformation.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Maybe that's why he killed her.

[Ed Larson]

He never got out of Tip City. Never left Tip City. Couldn't he never gave the whole thing just slightly in there, then right back out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Jackie, do you remember. Do you ever watch Worst Cooks on Food Network? Yeah.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

First of all, the Anne Burrell story is dissipating.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Absolutely.

[Ed Larson]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Anne Burrell, somebody I loved on Food Network, has now died by suicide.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And the most hardcore non lesbian les than you've ever seen in your life.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Very sad.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She had a hair. She had a hair like a napalm tsunami. And she was a. She was quite a. Quite a leader on the Food Network show Worst Cooks.

[Ed Larson]

You liked her breast, didn't you?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. She's gross.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I mean that in respectful way. I mean that in a respectful way.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

She's not gross.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Ed Larson]

I'm sorry, everybody.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That was my best.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Everybody's upset.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's fine. I have Tourette's. I have Tourette's.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I need you to understand that

[Ed Larson]

that's what makes you such a great host.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, I am Tourette's. It's hard.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

And we should be thanked for allowing him to run this network.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm. My disability makes me special and funny.

[Ed Larson]

Unlike the BBC. We have an editor.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We do two of them. Oh, God. Good Lord. But Amberell. So she was found in a cascade of pills dead in her shower. And they've. They just now released that there was a suicide note. She had kept a suicide journal. And then. Do you remember that also for worse.

[Ed Larson]

Suicide journal.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Where she had kept a separate document where she was writing all of her sad thoughts and thoughts. Extremely sad. It really up.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

It's very sad.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But. And also on Worst, I'm totally against journaling. Right, right.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

That's the problem.

[Ed Larson]

Journaling's the problem.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know how many people we know

[Ed Larson]

that have gotten someone read their journal and they had to break up with their significant other.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, it's cuz you. You shouldn't be reading their journals.

[Ed Larson]

I know, but the person who. It's always the person who wrote the

[Henry Zebrowski]

journal is wrong and it has to rest.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

This is the problem though is that I remember. I'll never forget when mom came into my room after having read my journal and she wrote, if you don't want someone to know something, never write it down. She was like, that's not. I feel.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. What is this?

[Henry Zebrowski]

La cosa not right.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Right. I just. I was like, it's just my high school diary.

[Ed Larson]

Journals are evidence.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I love that Rob immediately brought up the diary of Frank.

[Ed Larson]

It's not a journal, it's a diary.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

It's a diary.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So I always want to talk about what also from worse Cooks. That lady that killed her child that won worst cooks in season two.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

She killed her child.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She killed her child.

[Ed Larson]

Food poisoning.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, My question is, Jackie, what is it with reality television show people and true crime?

[Ed Larson]

Because they're not real celebrities. They're just fucking shoved in the. Shoved into the celebrity. They don't have to earn it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sorry I asked the woman.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Think about, honestly think about the stunt casting of the show Chicago, right? It's being infamous. It's the idea that Roxie Hart is always oftentimes brought in to be played by a celebrity. Why are you making this face?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a big jump into Chicagoland. Why don't we just.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

On page seven, we've been talking about Whitney from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is playing Roxy Hart. But she's not the first time a Roxy Heart is like Pam Anderson has played her like. But it's because the reason why they suncast that specific is because of the. Especially with like reality television stuff like that. It's the idea of being infamous.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why was Renee Zellweger in the Oscar winning film?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Because she won Oscars to do it after the fact. Yeah, that was. But she knew what she was gonna

[Henry Zebrowski]

go get Lisa Marie Preston.

[Ed Larson]

She can't pick her anymore.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wait, she's dead? Well, yeah, back in the day.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I think she was too old then by then to play her. Was she gonna play up against Catherine Zeta Jones?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Catherine Zeta Jones was like 65 years old in that film. No, she was.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's like 99 years old.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Fabulous.

[Ed Larson]

Now I forgot. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Henry. I apologize. Apologize.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Becoming famous, no matter what, I think there is that like part of like even in like you look at a Whitney from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives that she was straight up, like, oh, you want me to be the villain in this show so that I can get on Broadway? She's openly said, I will, like, keep giving me the villain edits. I'll keep being this bitch if it means I'm gonna have a career after this. And so that's kind of how they spun it. And so how should we kill these people?

[Ed Larson]

Do they sing 25 or 6 to 4 Chicago. Yeah.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I mean, yeah, yeah. They throw the big band version of Chicago. That's through the, you know, the halftime.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We both reach forward the gun. We both report the gun. Vote before the.

[Ed Larson]

More saxophone.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right, so that's. I guess you could say that Jones

[Jackie Zebrowski]

was approximately 31 to 33 years old during the production of Chicago.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Approximately.

[Ed Larson]

So that would put her in her late 50s.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you have to put her age as approximately during the time period, there is some doubt.

[Ed Larson]

She's got secrets, of course.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

And don't bring this up in front of Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey has pretended to not have a birthday for many, many years.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Mariah Carey was forged.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She was not born.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Forged by natural water.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That was like the. Now the movement of.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. So what's your advice for this guy?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Oh, well, sounds like he already took care of his problem. I think the mate. The main problem was that he put the three bullets in her head and didn't save any for the kids because now he's got to go be a single father.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Slash Vic, you know, the game is coming out. You got to go to Dory in the app. Dory in the app.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Also, if you're listening to this on Wednesday and if you happen to be in la, check out the ripped bodice because your wife and I are going to be doing a Monsters Against Ice show. It's pro monster fucking. As long as those monsters are not a member of ICE. So 100% of the donations go towards Churla.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What about the Epstein list?

[Ed Larson]

What about.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I think that your wife is doing enough work on the Epstein list in some of her other things.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I sometimes wonder if. If we're in the Epstein list, but like walking around inside of it like it's the back rooms. That's how Natalie and I are right now. Yes. That we just sort of kiss finding the monster. Talk out what we just read in a separate room, you know, some different variance crime.

[Ed Larson]

So Natalie goes from the Epstein list to like straight up fucking monsters.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

And then you expect to have normal conversations with her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We don't. I don't know. I don't know. I don't expect to have. What do you mean?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

It's been very crazy because I recently I was watching the process of my husband's mother die. And during all of this I've been listening to these from top to bottom, soup to nuts. Oh yeah, you watch it. It started at the hair. By the time I got to the toes, I was like, she's dust. But I've been listening to these, just monster and like these, this like people are getting railed by 12 foot basilisks. And then I'm holding my husband as he's crying and I'm just listening to this and you know, the dichotomy of life. Isn't it beautiful?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It really is. And speak speaking of the dichotomy of life, there's so many ways for us to try to get back to nature. Yes. You know you love monster.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We've been talking about monster.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yeah, I do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's really hard because I feel like we've been separated from nature by technology.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

You're right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We've been separated and laws from our natural instincts. Yeah. And I think that's why it's really good to have you here to talk about the Kentucky man that was found covered in fur after he was allegedly caught having sex with a deer's corpse.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Now what? When you say covered in fur, are we talking he glued it to himself?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think it was that organized.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Okay.

[Ed Larson]

I think he skinned a deer. Oh. Put on its fur and then fucked its skinless corpse.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ellen Osborne.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Oh, the same one didn't go out to find another deer.

[Ed Larson]

You know, it's surprisingly not that much information in this article and for that

[Henry Zebrowski]

I want to say shame on you local twins.

[Ed Larson]

Get more information.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

So many questions.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We already have a cover up happening from the very tippity top of the government all the way on down. And you don't want us to know whether or not he got the hair separate from the deer's corpse? He was.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, he was covered in fur. For all we know, it's dog fur. To be honest, he's an intact dead deer, but I don't think that's what it was.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He also, also could just be Polish, Italian.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Oh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean if you saw me a dead deer and I also happen to be covered in dirt. Let's just posit this right? Because right now it seems to be the big issue is, is that someone saw him covered in fur. That would seem to Be the big issue. Right. They thought they saw him, a corpse on the side of the. Of the road. They called the cops, they got him. At first it was this whole big idea that he was covered in fur. But now I'm starting to think, think if I was dirty, right.

[Ed Larson]

In a ditch.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm in a retention pond. I'm a deer corpse.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. I'm covered in brown hair.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If I'm already covered in brown, brown, brown hair.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If I get slathered with dirt, it's very possible you would think I'm covered in fur. Yeah. And the thing.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So the thing is very possible. Looking at the man himself, I think that Alan Osborne might have touch back hair.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

So you're saying you're triggered by this feel that.

[Ed Larson]

No, he could have not been covered in hair. It could have not been covered in fur is what you're saying.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Miserating and being a Sherlock Holmes.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Okay. That's what you're doing. Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Packing.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

You know, do you think that the. That the sheriffs, the people of this fine county, do you think that they think it's better if he was pretending to be a deer fucking the other deer? That like, they're like, we gotta let everybody know he's covered in fur because, like, at least he thought he was a deer fucking another deer.

[Ed Larson]

That's very optimistic of you. And I like that way of look, that way of thinking.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thank you. Yeah. I actually think that they like the idea that he's covered in fur because weird. And this might be a big jump, literally, but they're like furries.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

That's right.

[Ed Larson]

Pretty scary.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And in their head, they're immediately like, oh, my God. San Francisco Francisco. San Francisco.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

San Francisco's here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ruining our edible roadkill. They're coming down here. No, that roadkill was for it. That was for it. For stewing. All right? But that man, he made. He made it dirty.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yeah, he. Yes. And it's disgusting when he put his

[Henry Zebrowski]

Kamala Harris juice in it. It's his Kamala Harris juice.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Kamala Harris jump juice.

[Ed Larson]

He does look ashamed, I will say that.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Does he look ashamed? He got caught.

[Ed Larson]

His head, his eyes are down. I think, you know, he's downtrodden straight into the camera, like. Yeah, well, that'd be awesome if he

[Henry Zebrowski]

was looking in the camera with a ten thousand dollar watt smile. Like full. Like if he had full, like, veneers.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yes. Actually, this is a perfect time to bring this up. This is a part of our monster show because there is a dog shifter in the world of Sookie Stackhouse, who's like, he hot guy regularly. He's just like the owner of this bar. But then she started seeing this collie at night, and then she started noticing all these pregnant dogs around town.

[Ed Larson]

He's a wear.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Lassie, so he's a. Yes, he's aware Lassie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All the animal fucking stuff.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

But then that's like. My question for you, though, is, is he a. Does he have a human brain when he's a dog? Like, if he's in his dog form, does he still have a human brain? And so it's the human brain brain choosing to fuck other dogs? Or is it a dog's brain so he has no control over it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a dog's brain. There's no way another man with a normal brain is trying to fuck dogs unless he's thinking that the dogs are attractive when he's a man.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

How does he shift back into being a human if he has a dog's brain?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because it's his job.

[Ed Larson]

The whole thing switches back. It's a weird. It's a wear. Lassie. How does he understand Lassie at night, man during the day?

[Henry Zebrowski]

He understands nothing.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

But that's not even the case. He's a. He can chew you shifts at will, I think.

[Ed Larson]

Here's the. I know. You're right. You're right.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think he's a pervert and he should be arrested.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Well, this is what I'm saying, that there are times that you are, like. You're supposed to be, like, attracted to this character in the book. And I'm like, I can't be. Because in my head, he's a dog that other dogs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is the thing again. Get this off the screen, Rob. Get that.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

The devil inside her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Get off the screen. It is just a dog in there. Logan is my problem, right. Is that anything involving dog penises makes me want to put a gun in my mouth. And the idea of this. Oh, man.

[Ed Larson]

My. My new boy. His little penis came out for the first time we saw the other day. He had such a good day.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Chop him off.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

What was he looking at?

[Ed Larson]

Julie.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Julie.

[Ed Larson]

We're getting. We're cutting his nuts off. But I was happy. I think it's showing that he's starting to get comfortable now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Kind of nice. It's too comfortable. All right, let's get. Let's get out of that.

[Ed Larson]

Well, do you think.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think I don't mind monsters having sex. Like. Like, I meant monsters.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

That's why I just posit the question. Like that's not what I'm into.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, well, the cop said that he was actually kind of horny and then he got mad. He's like, I'm antler.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Bring in. All right, well,

[Ed Larson]

brilliant.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Do you wear plaid?

[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, he's here on a short amount. A short amount of time. And we. I wanted to do something before she's allowed to leave. Okay, so on her show, page seven, she works with MJ Neffle, obviously, for many years. She has a little thing that she likes to do on her show, a segment she likes to do Snack Corner.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I like it because you. You've called it Snack attack. You called it Snack Corner. You've called it almost everything except its name, which is literally Jackie's Snack. It rhymes with my name. But I like that you hate it.

[Ed Larson]

I know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

And Henry kept saying, I'm gonna snack attack you on Tuesday. I'm a snack attack you on Tuesday. And I was like, I don't know what that means.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm trying to embrace you.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I appreciate this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so when I saw this never happened.

[Ed Larson]

No, no.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

We don't touch each other.

[Ed Larson]

Like when their dad died. No hugs. We touched like us. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're not a touchy family. Not a touchy family. And so I. Tiny touch. So I wanted to do. I wanted to snack attack you.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Okay. All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So Jackie Tech. Everybody knows the segment. This. I don't know. It's Jackie Snackies so shaky. Finds obscure snacks and she springs them on her people.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The guests on the show. But most of the time they're pleasant. And you like them. You like them.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This one.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I try to be nice. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Have you had any bad ones?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Sure. Of course we have.

[Ed Larson]

What's the worst snack you've had?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Well, oh, oh, we had that. We got the Thanksgiving Oreos. And specifically they had a roasted turkey Oreo that was. Smelled so much like roasted turkey and an Oreo mixed together, but the turkey was so turkey that it true. Like, I. I did throw up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Apparently threw up as well.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I made sure there was no turkey in it for her. There wasn't any actual turkey.

[Ed Larson]

No. There's no real food in these things.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I saw this. This, and I knew you had to try this. And I knew the only way it was going to happen is if we did it on camera and on Mike.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I'm so scared.

[Ed Larson]

I have no idea what it is to eat it too.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. Okay.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I have to do it this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We are not sponsored by them. We have no idea if they know. I. And I think that these are fine. So every year, apparently Progresso Soups puts out a series of hard candy that they. They run out immediately. And I had no idea that they did this. We do good put. We are still doing good. We have good put. Season two is coming out.

[Ed Larson]

We're working on at you. But by the way, I find the. The term hard candy offensive.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thank you. I'm sorry. I have Tourette's and so progressive. I said I'm sorry.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I love. I'm sorry. I have Tourette's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This one. That's my new. It's the new things for this week. For this week. I can do it quiet, Nikki. And so this one I have here a. They are Progresso soup drops. The tagline is soup you can suck on. Oh, exciting.

[Ed Larson]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They are limited edition. They sell it immediately. I buy it on ebay.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I have heard about these. I've never been able to get them before. You got them on ebay? I bought them on ebay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

For us.

[Ed Larson]

Just be free.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In nursing homes, they come in three flavors. I get

[Jackie Zebrowski]

food cans.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. So this one soup drops. This one is.

[Ed Larson]

So they have a big one Italian wedding.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They give you a big one of chicken noodles.

[Ed Larson]

I love this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right?

[Ed Larson]

An Italian wedding.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So what they do here is they give you a can of soup.

[Ed Larson]

Right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

So this is a can of that noodles.

[Ed Larson]

You can see, you can compare which

[Henry Zebrowski]

you know where it's what it is. What it is?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yeah. No, no, no.

[Ed Larson]

That's some progress soup in there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, these are soup drops.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

So I guess. Is it chunky? Like, is there a melty center?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now it says natural flavors. Natural flavors.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, good.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Okay.

[Ed Larson]

Everything's natural.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Wait, but there's different kinds inside the soup.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is beef pot roast.

[Ed Larson]

Cool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Chicken noodle and tomato basil. So which one would you like to try?

[Ed Larson]

Tomato basil is probably the only one that's actually kind of maybe good.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I feel like if I'm gonna do this, I should eat the first of all. Let's, you know, let's hear it pop. Yeah, we know they're fresh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Fresh. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Tennis balls.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay, here we go. Let's see if we can figure out which one is which by color. I would now I.

[Ed Larson]

The darkness has to be beef.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There are all levels of.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

The darkest has to be beef. Yeah. No, they definitely look like there's little chunky chunks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right, so which one do you want to do, Jackie? Do you want a red or you want a brown?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I guess I want to. I feel like if I'm gonna do this, I should do a beef pot roast. But, Henry, does that mean you're gonna do chicken noodle?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm gonna take whatever this red.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Tomato basil, basil.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, then I'll do. But one of it's like, a brown tomato basil.

[Ed Larson]

I'll do tomato basil because I feel like that's like a Bloody Mary or.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Here we go. This should. This might be beef.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. This with a shot of vodka.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's a thing?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I want you to see what you.

[Ed Larson]

Should we do it all at the same time, or should we take turns?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Let's do it at the same time.

[Ed Larson]

Okay. All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Watch out, champ.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Champ.

[Ed Larson]

You want. He probably would love it, right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Three, two, one.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Oh, God.

[Ed Larson]

Mine tastes like SpaghettiOs. Yeah, I kind of like mine,

[Henry Zebrowski]

honestly. Yeah, there's tomato basil.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I like it.

[Ed Larson]

Mine's, tomato basil. How'd you get tomato basil?

[Henry Zebrowski]

You don't like the beef?

[Ed Larson]

You don't like the beef? Where's the beef, Jack? This one's not.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

This one's not good.

[Ed Larson]

You try.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

This one's not good.

[Ed Larson]

Try one of the other ones. You want some of my coffee? Wash down with some coffee.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And

[Ed Larson]

I like the tomato base. It tastes like SpaghettiOs. Yeah, I lost. I will say I used to. Every day, I used to get home from school, and I'd put on the Heidi cartoon, and I'd eat, like, two cans.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Two cans of SpaghettiO.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just jerk it off to Heidi.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Actually, the tomato basil, it was actually much sweeter than I expected it to be. The tomato basil one is sweet. The other one does taste like roasted beef in a. In a hardened form.

[Ed Larson]

Tomato Basil 1 I would actually suggest to people.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

This is real.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Honestly, I don't even want. I'm just throwing it out just because I don't.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, barf bucket. We have a barf bucket today.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, we brought.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

No, the tomato basil actually really is. No, it's okay. I. It's more delicious than I expected. The other one just like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's probably just like a. Like a bouillon cube.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

It's like sucking on a bouillon cube.

[Ed Larson]

I mean that's. You're talking my language.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Some people eat buon cubes, you know, some people really need that dose of sodium and I say God bless it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know you can beef them.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Come on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why does it make my tongue burn?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

It is. I feel like the flavor's not going to go away anytime soon.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's still in my mouth.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just spit yours out. Yeah, just cuz I'm in the microphone.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

It is I. And I will. I will say sorry for everybody that hates the mouth sounds out there. I know a lot of people couldn't give a the mouth if you have

[Ed Larson]

everyone that hates it. Two people love it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know what it is if you can't. I understand the misophonia people. I get it every single time. We always get emails about it. But guess what, man. If you can't handle little tiny sounds, how the are you going to deal with 2026?

[Ed Larson]

Whoa.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Get your together.

[Ed Larson]

This is going to be year full of tiny sound.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Lot of Tourette's going on today.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yepy. Why don't you give that plug one last time so people know where they can find you.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Please everybody download the app. Dorian. And start playing. No champ, you can't eat this cough drop. Start playing Slash fic Cuffing season. You know, you want to either bang me as a clown or get killed by me as a clown. Those are your options. But there are many ways in which I can kill you. So go check them all out at Slash fic Cuffing season.

[Ed Larson]

Or is it straight? You know, like brothel rules?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

It's. No, it's. Let's just say it's not your normal kind of kissing.

[Ed Larson]

Wow.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Let's just say. I mean she's still call it a nightmare clown. So it's not going to be roses over here. But you know, I still think we

[Ed Larson]

should have Like a really fat, dumpy kid named Jason who everyone like, beats up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That in your movie?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

I love it. This is. You were trying to get me to put the squonk into my Cryptid game as well.

[Ed Larson]

How funny was that? I always want the sad fat one in there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that's fun. The squonka should be great. Because then somebody like, nobody wants to touch. Nobody wants. Nobody wants.

[Ed Larson]

And he just farts up milk.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You can rail the hell out of a squaw.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Yeah. And on.

[Ed Larson]

I'll sit here and wait till you're

[Jackie Zebrowski]

done pounding on it. Pounding on it? Yeah. Just letting it. No, I don't want to just let it happen to him, though.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can you imagine what kind of fat piece of. You'd have to be to have. Yes, but like, can you imagine what kind of fat piece of you'd have to be to use Progresso soup suckers as cough drops?

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Oh, my God. Or if to give it to somebody and make them actually feel better. Like, come on, just suck on a little bit of muscle.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, honestly, the chicken soup one, I could see the logic. Yeah, I could see the logic on that being what you should do. But obviously I don't want to see

[Jackie Zebrowski]

it in my mouth.

[Ed Larson]

Shouldn't happen.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'll say, though. Way less bad than I thought they were going to be.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

They really were not. I. I was nervous when you said that you were going to snack attack me. I was like, God help us. After Good Put, it really could be absolutely anything.

[Ed Larson]

When is Good Put coming back? It's my favorite show on the network.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're about. We are working on the script for it. Okay. We're doing a whole thing for this.

[Ed Larson]

All right. Okay, good.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

It's gonna be great, though. And you're. It's gonna be worth the wait.

[Ed Larson]

Can I come back as the bird again?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

That means we're gonna have to go back to the beach. And us. The Zarowski's on the beach. It's never a good time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, I got the same cup sizes the nut Funicello. So I don't find me a little old surfer boy to play around with them. All right, Jackie, thank you for joining us.

[Ed Larson]

Talking about an 11 year old old boy who killed his dad because he took his Nintendo switch away.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Have fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, man, dad deserved it.

[Ed Larson]

From your grave. Thank you, Jackie. I love you. I'm gonna play your sexy video game.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're not going to, but support it. Buy it. I'll buy it. Just buy it.

[Ed Larson]

I'll buy it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You don't have to play it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, because. Not for you. It's not for me.

[Ed Larson]

See, I'm mad at Jackie Sims. I didn't bring this up on the show because the last time Jackie did Sims, she like created all of us.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, world.

[Ed Larson]

And then the Sims killed Tootsie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Well, I. All I know is that Natalie and I broke up and I end up living outside.

[Ed Larson]

Really?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Killed Tootsie. And also you got it wrong. Rambo died. Tootsie's fine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Tootsie's never going to die.

[Ed Larson]

Tootsie learned how to fly. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Tootsie hovered.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I watched her the other day. Hover.

[Ed Larson]

She's my baby. I love her. She's my little Toots girl. I'm glad that I don't have an 11 year old boy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, I am more thankful that we don't have kids. Every single time I read another story about children shooting their parents.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

God.

[Ed Larson]

So this happened.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Kids got to be stopped.

[Ed Larson]

It's allegedly, but we're pretty sure it happened. An 11 year old boy had his Nintendo Switch taken away from his father.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was upset.

[Ed Larson]

He stole the keys to the lockbox

[Henry Zebrowski]

looking for the switch.

[Ed Larson]

And then he didn't find the switch. He found a gun. He turned and he shot his father. What? Cuz he wanted to switch and then he went and hid in the closet. Dude, he's screaming, Daddy's dead. I killed daddy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, this kid hardcore. He called the 911 on himself.

[Ed Larson]

We understand that screen time could be a problem for the children. Let them watch Netflix.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is the thing, guys. Just give it to him.

[Ed Larson]

Honestly, at this 20, 26, man. Give it to him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just give it.

[Ed Larson]

Just give it to him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What are we doing here?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, they need it. They need it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, kid, over my dead body. Yes, you can play a switch, they'll play with you. Honestly, I'm kind of mad that the 11 year old, if he really wanted to teach his father a lesson, you just hold the gun at him.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, like. And he would be like, switch, your decision. Hey daddy. Hey, Daddy. Looks like I'm your daddy now. I'm your daddy now, right?

[Ed Larson]

Oh yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But he doesn't know about leverage. Yeah, and that's a problem with 11

[Jackie Zebrowski]

year olds that are armed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They don't understand they can be used for negotiating tools instead of just straight murder. Dude. Because what you murder, Daddy gets it. You're not going to get when they're treating you like an adult in jail, which they are.

[Ed Larson]

Well, he's going to the juvenile court.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I Think I thought they said they're treating him like an adult.

[Ed Larson]

This the, this is the preteens lawyer told local outlets they had no comment on the case. But his goal is to get his client into juvenile court.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's literally not even pre teen. He's 11.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Did it on his birthday. Oh, well that's.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, you can't take away switch. It's his birthday. You got a. I mean if it's his birthday, you let him play with a gun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All I know is is that it's certainly the switch didn't teach him the lesson was to shoot what you don't like. I know that.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So there's no way he was in like I'm going to do like you do in Call of Duty. I'm going to blow my father's brains out.

[Ed Larson]

Oh my God. So my little nephew, he's like 10, 11, something like that. He's this kid's age.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How does he even shoot a gun at 11?

[Ed Larson]

He's playing call of Duty at my. My little nephew, he's playing Call of Duty and I'm like, you're playing Call of Duty? And he's like, yeah, I play Call of Duty. I'm having a good time. I like Call of Duty. I like. It's a lot of fun. I was like, well what you do? He's like, earlier today I was playing against a Nazi and I ran out of boats and so I beat him to death with my helmet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's a real man. You're that 10 year old Nazi in real life.

[Ed Larson]

Beat him to death with your bicycle helmet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's it. You learn. It's crazy. He said he was looking for the switch inside the safe and found the gun instead.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I should have done that.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. That's why you got to do the combo lock safe. That's why it's more like you can't figure that out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They can't be in the same place.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I really should never put the switch where the gun is.

[Ed Larson]

No, never.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Honestly. Because you never. I never want one or the other. I always very much want my gun.

[Ed Larson]

Also don't have the kid.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, the kid's the problem here. You raised him wrong.

[Ed Larson]

Give them the screen time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Talk about ultimately being immediately punished for raising your child incorrectly. Right. Isn't that sad? Oh yeah. Obviously the kid's going to jail. He's 11. 11 year olds. I just feel like it's just really strange to really think of the idea is like it just jumped into his head to shoot his father dead.

[Ed Larson]

I, I don't think he thought about it. Kids don't understand, understand death. We've learned that plenty of times.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no, get that poor, get that poor.

[Ed Larson]

They don't get it. They don't gonna. I, I didn't get it. You know? No. So, so when you, when you get a little older, you start getting closer to death. You're like, oh wait a second, I'm not gonna ride a bike.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah. Live every day knowing for a fact that every moment you actually get closer to death.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And love the fact that you know that consciously because we're man and not animal.

[Ed Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And you can laugh at the face of death knowing that. Oh, death tells me otherwise. When I'm to do live on, grow, change.

[Ed Larson]

Before we close out, I got, I got a request from the, to the audience, if you don't mind, please. So this crazy ass shit. El Mencho murdered the cartel leader. Mexico is on fire. Henry and I, we specifically stay away from cartels. We don't understand it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If somebody can give me a good download of what is going on in Mexico right now. Side Stories LPOTL gmail.com We know that the el men show that the bosses of Boston, of the, of the Jalisco.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cartel was murdered. Now they are doing.

[Ed Larson]

It's full civil war US Government. Well we, we gave them info.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just want to, I also love to know because I've had several people reach out. When we talked about the Canadian that got murdered in Mexico, about how we

[Ed Larson]

didn't get murdered, he just got captured.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, captured. But basically they cash Patel again in his wisdom. He basically revealed that the FBI helped. We're in Mexico right now.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

United States government is in Mexico.

[Ed Larson]

Always there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We. But now we, I think we had a hands off policy for a while and now we are actively destroying the infrastructure that's currently held together by pieces of glue.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So we're gonna see how it goes. Because it seems that the main problem with killing a big boss like this is that he had seemed to sort of like a stability. There was like a stability that it created and there was almost like a kind of deep state government.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, he climbed through his ruthlessness, but also like kind of seems like he kept everything in control.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But the problem is that now. But that's bad, right? It's like the Saddam Hussein thing. It's like now we wiped out the guy. Now you're looking at all these various different separate funk like parts all fighting each other to try to decide whether or not they're Going to coalesce as one or all just be separate side stories.

[Ed Larson]

Lpotlmail.com please. Thank you very much, guys. We got shows coming up, side stories, the road. Yes. We talked about crime wave at sea. Yes. Alaska is rescheduled, but we're also coming to Urbana, Illinois.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, Very excited. Can't wait. Got a lot of good recommendations.

[Ed Larson]

Got a lot of good wrecks. I can't wait. That's going to be on March 14th. Come see Henry and I talk our.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're going to have fun. You dear. You dear kids.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Lexington, Kentucky on April 26th. Netflix is a joke. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Netflix is a joke that's going to be in Los Angeles on May 7th at the Avalon at 9:45pm Come see that show. Rochester, New York on May 30th in London, Ontario on June 28th. Also, if you want to come see me in LA, I got stand up on April 3rd over at the Lyric Hyperion, co headlining with Amber Nelson.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's gonna be fun.

[Ed Larson]

It's gonna be amazing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know. Amber's got her own show.

[Ed Larson]

Amber's. Amber's got her own show every Friday over at the Clubhouse.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

So you can see Amber every Friday here in Los Angeles. So come see that. That starts in March. I'm gonna do her first show on March 6th. So if you wanna see that, that's a free show. April 11, P Funk Fest in Tallahassee. I'm gonna be fucking all over that shit with Holden McNeely. And then me, him and Danny Pedrosian are gonna drive to Jacksonville the next day and perform at Vystar Stadium, the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp Stadium. I couldn't be more excited. And then July 10, a salute to Bethlehem with Dan Becker and Ruby Deer, local heroes. I'm saluting Bethlehem for no reason whatsoever.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're allowed.

[Ed Larson]

And then also Newark, New Jersey, at Justin Williams new comedy club, the Newark Culture Club that's gonna be in Newark, New Jersey on July 12th.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Tell that I said hello.

[Ed Larson]

I will.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Haven't sleep in a while. I love to see him. Also just came down the pipe that they just announced that there was 50 pages deleted from the current Epstein file dump that specifically named Trump in a multiple victim account of him raping child.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. The numbers of the files that exist for us to view change all the time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

So screenshot everything.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, and I actually do want to give a bit of a shout out to this guy. There is a person right now.

[Ed Larson]

Is this your new favorite dumper?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a new great dumper. This Person has given up their lives. They've given up their dream job to go and do this full time. Epstein exposed dot com. They've given up their lives. Epstein exposed dot com is probably the best of these websites I've seen because of how much information it disseminates. It breaks it all down by person, by types of documents, by typing network. So if you're like me and you're an Epstein head and you want to really find a real efficient way to get all these files, if you're really happy yet, go to epson exposed.com. i know. So I have no skin in the game there. I have no idea. But that person is doing Satan's work. And they are. They. They. I feel like as a person you could support. So that's awesome. Money over there if you want to.

[Ed Larson]

I love that. Good. Keep. Never stop talking about it until more people are in prison. I'm sick of this. Everyone's too calm.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's not ending. All right? It's not going to end for us, and then we're not doing.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, we saw how people still support the fucking Catholic Church.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

So we don't need that on our hands.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, your fun new pope just came out and said straight up, he still thinks that trans people are going to hell, so.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, cool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

So that's the Chicago in them. That's the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Just so you know, he basically said they were like, they. They do this. They did this thing with the Pope where they asked him, like, so, any new policies featuring gays and trans? And he's like, no change.

[Ed Larson]

All right, so you like them? You like them?

[Henry Zebrowski]

You guys like them, huh?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, that's fine. All right, well, bye.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hail Satan.

[Ed Larson]

Hail Willie Cologne and Ebo Taylor, two great musicians we lost this year, this week. Go listen to their music. You won't understand any of it if you understand me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, it's my Bad Bunny noise I've been working on. No, he's got a low voice.

[Ed Larson]

Mofotos. Mofotos.

[Jackie Zebrowski]

Why?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know how he does it. He's so masculine.

[Ed Larson]

He is masculine. Huge dog. You see that thing flapping?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

It's cool.

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