Side Stories: Soder Stories

Summary

Last Podcast on the Left – Episode: Side Stories: Soder Stories
Release Date: February 26, 2025

Hosts: Henry Zebrowski & Ed Larson
Guest: Dan Soder
Network: The Last Podcast Network
Description: Delving deep into the darkest corners of real and fictional horrors, "Last Podcast on the Left" offers chilling narratives combined with the hosts' signature humor. This episode, "Side Stories: Soder Stories," features special insights from comedian Dan Soder.

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1. The Fox Hollow Murders: Unveiling Hidden Evil

Timeframe: [00:23 – 05:10]

Henry Zebrowski and Ed Larson open the episode by discussing The Fox Hollow Murders, a chilling serial killer case shrouded in mystery.

• Presence of Evil: Ed Larson remarks, “I definitely felt the presence of evil” [00:24], highlighting the sinister aura surrounding the case.

• Accomplice’s Revelation: The hosts tease the involvement of a mysterious accomplice who aided in breaking the case. Dan Soder joins briefly to ponder his role:

  "Let me ask you, what do you think? Am I the evil culprit?" – Dan Soder [00:40]

• Operation Paperclip and Huntsville Connections:
  Henry delves into the historical context, discussing how Operation Paperclip brought 1,600 German scientists to the U.S. post-World War II, linking it to Huntsville's deep-rooted German heritage.

  “They took us to the moon, baby, because they had the eye and the price, these guys.” – Henry Zebrowski [05:10]

• Humorous Banter on German Cuisine and Nazi Associations:
  The conversation veers into humor as they debate the quality of German food and its historical ties. Ed quips about bratwurst:

  "What does that sound familiar?" – Henry Zebrowski [04:58]

2. Plane Tragedies and Morbid Choices

Timeframe: [11:54 – 19:08]

The hosts shift focus to tragic incidents aboard airplanes, intertwining dark humor with real-life events.

• Carrie Fisher’s Death:
  Henry discusses how Fisher’s heart attack on a flight was handled, questioning the efficiency and humanity of in-flight medical responses.

  "Sometimes it happens. And honestly, these people all traumatized, but I actually think it's kind of fun." – Henry Zebrowski [12:19]

• Qatar Airways Incident:
  A harrowing account of a woman who died mid-flight, with the crew's futile attempts to revive her. The discussion highlights the limitations of in-flight medical interventions.

  "It's horrible. And they did everything they could." – Henry Zebrowski [12:48]

• Ethical Dilemmas:
  The hosts pose a hypothetical:

  "What would you rather sit next to a dead person for four hours or a screaming baby for four hours?" – Henry Zebrowski [15:46]
  They debate the eerie calm associated with dead passengers versus the torment of a distressed baby.

3. Special Guest Appearance: Dan Soder

Timeframe: [24:09 – 44:17]

Dan Soder joins Henry and Ed, bringing his comedic flair to the discussion.

• Favorite Killers and Casey Anthony Case:
  Dan expresses admiration for "Casey Anthony's" deceptive nature, appreciating how the podcast unravels the complexities of pathological liars.

  "This is the only podcast I consistently listened to and I have for years." – Dan Soder [25:09]

• JFK Conspiracy Theories:
  The trio delves into JFK assassination theories, humorously debating potential truths behind the grassy knoll.

  "I believe that the community believed the suicide was tied to a breakup." – Dan Soder [33:28]
  "As soon as they're sick, they start telling the truth." – Henry Zebrowski [27:48]

• Cryptocurrency and Meme Coins:
  A critical and humorous take on the volatile world of crypto, focusing on "Mr. Fuck You"'s tragic suicide tied to a meme coin rug pull.

  "He wanted to promote this new meme coin. And then it misfired twice, and then on the third time, it blew his brains out." – Dan Soder [35:37]
  They discuss the ethical implications of profiting from others' misfortunes in the crypto space.
  "Everything's been downhill... crypto is like a new fake money." – Henry Zebrowski [38:10]

• Chucky Doll Incident in Florida:
  Ed narrates a bizarre case of a man wielding a Chucky doll, leading to humorous yet unsettling discussions on violence and fictional horrors manifesting in reality.

  "I'm gonna have sex with a weird... Nazi sympathizer." – Henry Zebrowski [08:21]
  <br> > "A man arrested after some bizarre behavior... Police say the suspect couldn't get beer at the restaurant." – Ed Larson [46:14]

4. Dark Humor and Absurd Tales

Timeframe: [44:18 – 65:04]

The conversation transitions into lighter, albeit dark, comedic segments featuring bizarre food anecdotes and unconventional stories.

• Garbage Pail Kids and Elvis Cards:
  The hosts and Dan explore nostalgic memorabilia, blending humor with macabre twists.

  "A lot of Irish brain spilled on that X." – Dan Soder [30:34]
  “They are like these characters that had fun with them and then they twist them.” – Henry Zebrowski [70:13]

• Exotic and Unusual Foods:
  Discussions about head cheese, haggis, and other offbeat culinary experiences serve as both comedic relief and a nod to the show's horror theme.

  "What are you talking about? It just looks like a head cold." – Dan Soder [43:22]
  "I love tag... haggis is good." – Henry Zebrowski [65:05]

5. Upcoming Events and Promotions

Timeframe: [65:04 – 83:51]

As the episode nears its end, the hosts promote upcoming live shows, tours, and collaborate with Dan Soder to engage listeners.

• Live Shows and Tours:
  Henry and Ed announce their extensive touring schedule, highlighting dates in Huntsville, Nashville, San Diego, Florida (Jacksonville, Panama City, Tallahassee, Napoli, Key West), and Atlanta.

  "We're going to have diarrhea. Come, please watch us entertain." – Henry Zebrowski [80:29]
  "You're gonna have a lot of fun." – Ed Larson [83:16]

• Dan Soder’s Stand-Up Specials:
  They encourage listeners to attend Dan's upcoming performances, praising his HBO specials and comedic prowess.

  "He's amazing. I had such a good time talking to Misha." – Ed Larson [79:44]
  "I'll be listening to you guys." – Dan Soder [78:03]

• Merchandise and Patreon:
  Promotion of exclusive content via Patreon and merchandise related to the episode's themes.

  "Go to patreon.com lastpodcast and left." – Henry Zebrowski [79:23]

6. Final Banter and Closing Remarks

Timeframe: [83:51 – End]

The episode concludes with playful, off-topic banter, maintaining the show's characteristic blend of horror and humor.

• Random Humor and Ads:
  The trio engages in light-hearted jokes about everyday objects, further establishing camaraderie and entertaining the audience.

  "Hail Satan, everyone." – Henry Zebrowski [83:14]
  "Visit uscellular.com for details." – Henry Zebrowski [83:51]

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Henry Zebrowski:

  "They took us to the moon, baby, because they had the eye and the price, these guys." [05:10]

• Dan Soder:

  "He wanted to promote this new meme coin. And then it misfired twice, and then on the third time, it blew his brains out." [35:37]

• Ed Larson:

  "It's fine." [45:52]

• Henry Zebrowski:

  "What would you rather sit next to a dead person for four hours or a screaming baby for four hours?" [15:46]

• Dan Soder:

  "He’s like, can I get you anything, Richard? He goes, I would love some chicken noodle soup." [27:48]

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Insights and Conclusions:

• Blending Horror with Humor:
  True to its description, the podcast masterfully intertwines real-life horrors with comedic elements, providing both chills and laughs.

• Ethical Reflections on Modern Phenomena:
  Discussions around cryptocurrency highlight the precarious balance between technological advancement and ethical considerations, especially concerning human tragedies.

• Historical Contexts Enhancing Current Narratives:
  By connecting Operation Paperclip and Huntsville's Nazi ties to modern stories, the podcast underscores how historical events continue to influence contemporary issues.

• Guest Collaborations Enrich Content:
  Inviting Dan Soder adds depth and varied perspectives, enriching the episode's content through his unique comedic lens.

• Engaging Audience with Varied Topics:
  From airplane tragedies to bizarre food stories, the podcast ensures a diverse range of topics, keeping listeners engaged and entertained.

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Final Thoughts:

"Side Stories: Soder Stories" exemplifies "Last Podcast on the Left's" ability to navigate through macabre subjects with wit and intelligence. The episode not only sheds light on obscure and dark topics but also engages listeners with its seamless blend of humor, historical references, and ethical debates. Whether delving into the depths of serial killer intrigues or laughing over absurd Chucky doll incidents, this episode promises a captivating experience for both long-time fans and newcomers.

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Transcript

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

It's a serial killer case.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's the downmer you've never heard of.

[Ed Larson]

I definitely felt the presence of evil.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But did he act alone?

[Ed Larson]

Now, finally, not many people live to tell about their involvement with the serial killer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The one man who helped break the case. Never before a face to face interview with the camera.

[Ed Larson]

Why now?

[Dan Soder]

Let me ask you, what do you think? Am I the evil culprit?

[Henry Zebrowski]

The accomplice?

[Ed Larson]

I'd like to know how the audience views me. The Fox Hollow Murders.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Playground of a serial killer. Now streaming on Hulu.

[Ed Larson]

Hello Florida. Your favorite son and biggest baby are coming home to bring you the laughs you deserve. Everyone likes to poke fun of the Florida man. Everyone likes to use Florida as a punching bag whenever an alligator on meth eats an old person. That can happen anywhere. As a famous Floridian baby, I feel your pain. So that's why I'm coming home, to let you know it's okay to be who you are. It's okay that the rest of America is scared of us. It's okay that books are illegal in our schools. It's okay whenever it gets cold that rains. Iguanas. I'm here to support you. So come on out. March, I'll be in North Florida and in May, I'll be in South Florida and Orlando. It's the Invasive Species Tour. Ed Larson, me is coming to Florida in March and May. I'm coming to Jacksonville, Panama City, Tallahassee, Marco Island, Dana Beach, Orlando and Key West. So lock up your public subs and start singing the Miami Dolphins fight song because we're gonna party like it's Florida, baby. Tickets at eddytunes.

[Dan Soder]

There's no place to escape to.

[Ed Larson]

This is the lost on the left side stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories, yes. Man, I am getting more and more excited to go to Huntsville.

[Ed Larson]

I can't wait.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're going our way. I can't wait to do this. One of my favorite things here it says is we are found really very interesting. You know, we asked last week to get any sort of recommendations of things to do in Huntsville and We were super excited. We're like, okay. And we got a lot of messages, and we're like, so happy. And one of my favorite one is this. We said, you got to come to Huntsville and you have to eat at Hildegard. Well, like, oh, what's that sound?

[Ed Larson]

Very Alabami.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it doesn't. Sounds really good. And they said. Which I think is, like, it's. I dislike how they put it. It's a local German restaurant that has deep roots in Huntsville since the great German influx on or about 1945. No, and my thing was, is that.

[Ed Larson]

What.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What is that? Why does that sound familiar? And it's like, oh, yeah. It's because the operation paperclip scientists that we purchased had to move to Huntsville.

[Ed Larson]

We purchase or take purchase and then.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Move him to Huntsville. We made of Americans. And then think about this. Then I'm like, now I'm super excited to go.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Only just because how good does German food have to be for ex Nazis to sit and like it? I mean, like, I'm not saying it's good that it serves Nazis, but I'm just saying they were old Nazis. We made him schnitzel, dude. We revamped them into Americans, so it doesn't really count, so. Because we. We. We went to the moons on their back. But if you look at this, like, this food looks so good, and it has to be good, because can you imagine serving it to Werner von Braun and watching Werner von Braun take one slice and him look at you and just be like, we have a word for someone like you. And they're all like. It's like, shaking and stuff. He's like, an excellent cook, you know, like, they have to just deal with it.

[Ed Larson]

I love how it looks like all alab. They just cover it in gravy, Dude.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That is what. That's a ver. Schnitzel. That's exactly what vener schnitzel is. I love vener schnitzel. This is. Oh, man, we are going to eat all over this. Welcome to side Story. My name is Henry Zabowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Lar.

[Ed Larson]

You. I want to talk about the schnitz.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Me, too, man. And I do. I understand that it might be. Some people might be upset about it, but I just love the concept of what they just called local German influx after 1945, which is if that was just sort of. How many coincidences was it?

[Ed Larson]

I mean, like, how many. Like, what do we actually.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's a really good question.

[Ed Larson]

Like, it's probably like, what? Like, probably like 10 science. I'm guessing this is me just like guessing out of the top of my head. I'm guessing 10 scientists and their families. So it's probably like 100 people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It says how many scientists. 1600 German scientists, engineers and technicians became the United States from 1945 and 1959. They took us to the moon, baby, because they had the eye and the price, these guys. Operation where we went, they. We got. That's what gave us our big advantage over the Soviet Union.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And these guys went straight to Huntsville. And that's kind of nice, honestly, in a way, for them, it is a.

[Ed Larson]

Good place to stash a bunch of Nazis. And no one's going to pay attention.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No one cares what happens in Huntsville necessarily, because they keep it a secret. NASA, never a straight answer. All right, well, yeah, they're all going downtown straight down. What? At least in the very end. Yes, we know horrible atrocities for sure. A world war all their fault, but still.

[Ed Larson]

I want the bratwurst.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I want bratwurst so bad. I don't care who has to die for me to get it.

[Ed Larson]

Also, I don't, you know, I just don't care. I've recently Julie showed me pictures of when she went to Germany recently, way before we were together. And she was like, dressed in a bunch of like German lady clothes. You know, like the white shirt, but the, you know, the chest heaving a little bit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You want to have sex with a Hummel figurine.

[Ed Larson]

She looks very good when we dress her like her people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can we go side stories? Lpotl gmail.com. can you send me where I can get a genuine beer wench outfit for Ed's wife?

[Ed Larson]

Yes, I have her sizes saved to my phone whenever I buy her clothes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You can. Then can I get one for me?

[Ed Larson]

Yes, I.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because I'm going to buy one and stand next to her.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, you would look good as a little boy dressed as a little German boy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You don't think I don't got the fucking. What's German cabs? What's German for breasts?

[Ed Larson]

Schnitzel.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, Brewster. Oh, yeah, I got crazy Bruce. Yeah, man, I got. Bruce's out the. I got a day, I got size die, I got sized. I Bruceless.

[Ed Larson]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And you could just go, yeah, you slap me into that. These are these of age women I just found.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I think. I think I'm finally gonna role play.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I am.

[Ed Larson]

I'll be a little Jewish, you know, like running from, you know, hiding in the, you know, Hiding in the woods.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So you're gonna be Adrian Brody from the Brutalist.

[Ed Larson]

No, I'm thinking more Daniel Craig from Defiance.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm just gonna say anybody that survived WW2 in its way and was of the Jewish persuasion as Eddie. I don't. I'm gonna say this in the most gentle way possible. You might need to lose a couple of pounds.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, well, you know, so they always needed a cook.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, if you dress as this, you see, this is a later host.

[Ed Larson]

As a German, I want to be like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, you want to dress in a Holocaust uniform so that you can have sex with a weird. In a weird twisted fantasy to do where you want to have Julie act like some kind of like Nazi sympathizer.

[Ed Larson]

That you're having sex. She's a Jewish sympathizer because she's having.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sex with a Jewish man.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, but.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, but a lot of them did that and then they would go and sell them out. Yeah, like Elsa, the she dog of the. Of the furor.

[Ed Larson]

I wouldn't let them touch her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But she's German.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Rosing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, this is a lot. Wow. So what does this say? Sexual sexy Nazi role playing. Okay. As long as you're a proud Jew.

[Ed Larson]

I did.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is an article from Forward magazine. This is a good. Yeah, can you. I can't even. I can't read it. What does it say here? All right. It says there's nothing wrong with introducing Nazi role play in the bedroom. According to Josephine Dalchi, there's no Nazi role play. Journalist Mark Oppenheimer wrote German was a Nazi. Mark Oppenheimer's writing about this, but he scolded the letter writer for being a self hating Jew. Famous sex writer Dan Savage called on Oppenheimer, who is Jewish, to answer the unusual, unusual question on his blog. Savage love the letter writer. A Jewish woman in her 20s found herself in quite a pickle with her German lover.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, see, this is way different than what I'm trying to do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She wanted to ask him to fulfill her Nazi roleplay fantasy, but was scared he would be offended. Yeah, of course. That's the fear. Oh, yes. How long do I have to wait?

[Ed Larson]

I'm talking about a German that hides the Jewish people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, okay. That's different. You didn't set it up like that. You didn't set it up like that.

[Ed Larson]

I'm working on. I'm dealing with this fantasies being happening as in my mind as live.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why are you doing with me and Rob you should be doing with your wife?

[Ed Larson]

Well, you know, I come here I cook the ideas around and I present them to Julie later once they're fully cooked. See, this is good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do you think that she's gonna be excited that you and I worked out your Nazi role play with her? Nazi era role play.

[Dan Soder]

You're gonna have to.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're gonna have to go and do that with her. You're gonna have to go discuss that and say, Henry loves this idea.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like the second, like. And be like.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, we weren't on the show.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Henry really was excited.

[Ed Larson]

I bought her a German hat once. Like, one of, like, the ones that kind of look like Peter Pan a little bit. She wasn't happy about it. She didn't like it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, but you want your. Yeah. A hat is not a sexy article of clothing.

[Ed Larson]

I'm not trying to take it. Well, it is the only thing you're wearing, actually.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I find it strange. Can you imagine that? I don't know why. I don't know what it is about. Like, again, if it's a nude woman, I'm already. I'm engaged. I don't really care. But something about a nude woman. Just the top hat on with just a Peter Pan hat on. Actually, I'm looking at this, Rob. Yeah. That's weird.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because it looked like she's. She's like a little girl that got transformed magically into an adult. You know what I mean? And that she's still the little girl on the inside.

[Ed Larson]

Hold on. You weren't a lost boy. Now she's a found woman.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. She is. He found her and. Well, I'm really glad we. We explored that. So this is. But we can't wait to come to Huntsville.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, they have the local Mill Arts Center.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Lots of artists and studios, galleries to check out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They have a record store to do to make cigar box guitars.

[Ed Larson]

Huntsville Space and Rocket Center. They're not. We know they won't let us in.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We've already asked and they said no.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah. They won't. NASA said, henry can't come.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I can't go anywhere. I can't.

[Ed Larson]

And they're right. Because you can't. Right. When was the last time you actually.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I come. Yeah, I come, my friend. Don't you worry about that. I. It'll come out.

[Ed Larson]

Well, it was. It was what NASA told us. No, it was D.C. nASA. So maybe Alabama. NASA has smaller scruples.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Technically. The LA. Was it the California? NASA said that they might, but our.

[Ed Larson]

Connect there got a new job. And so. Yeah, so our la. NASA connect got a new job.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So we can't take it somewhere. I'm excited about this. But we do have to take a plane there, and it's been horrible out there for planes.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I did want to bring up this one story.

[Dan Soder]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, I've heard something about this several times, which is, you know that if you die in the air, there's really not much they can do for you.

[Ed Larson]

No. It's how Carrie Fisher died. She had a heart attack on an airplane.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No one did anything.

[Ed Larson]

Well, I think they punched her in the chest a bunch of times. They tried bullying her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can't believe that they would do that. But this. Sometimes it happens. And honestly, these people all traumatized, but I actually think it's kind of fun.

[Ed Larson]

It's amazing. She couldn't force the plane. The land.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. Yeah, she could have. She could have. She wanted to. She could have taken the rebellion to the go. Now, this story, some people say they are. They're all traumatized, but I actually think it's kind of funny.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Mitchell Ring and Jennifer Collin were on a Qatar Air Airways flight from Melbourne to Doha, the Qatari capital, last week.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But 10 hours into the flight, a woman exited the restroom, collapsed, and died right in front of them. That's very horrible.

[Ed Larson]

Horrible.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's horrible. And they say, according to them, they did everything they could. You know, they pumped her legs, fished around her mouth, they kissed her a bunch.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And she never came back.

[Ed Larson]

Held her upside down.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yo. All. Everything you do to a woman sometimes, also with a woman, too. If you ever. This is a tip how. This is for. I don't want anybody. I don't want anybody to push back on me on this.

[Ed Larson]

I don't think that you never get pushed back.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. If you want to wake up a woman who's asleep or is dead, twist them like radio dials.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sometimes that's how you know if she's dead. All right. Now, every time there's a fresh dead woman, always do that. Try to change the volume on her.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Pencil.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. And sure. That's how you get. That's how you find out when they're not. Because most people respond to that.

[Ed Larson]

But you can't do that in the air. You got to turn the air. You got to put it on airplane mode.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You do. You're right. That's what they do. So they did everything they could.

[Dan Soder]

According.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Then they said they looked a little frustrated.

[Ed Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So they didn't know what to do. Is that. Which I don't really know is, I guess, because her Body was right there. Yeah, because my thing is surely paid for a seat. Just. You should put the dead woman back in the seat she paid for.

[Ed Larson]

Well, they didn't put her in the seat she paid for.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. They decided because she might have been of the larger persuasion, it seems that they physically could not get her back to her seat.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So they just plopped her in the seat that was open next to this couple. So they said they can. They said straight up, can you move over, please? They said, yes, no problem. And then they just placed that lady in the chair that they were. They were just sitting in. So she just laid there, absolutely dead.

[Ed Larson]

Well, Cutter Airways is not Delta.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it's not. But Qatar also. Like, you're in the middle. You're over the Atlantic Ocean. So I do understand why you have to. Well, I guess. No beautiful like the Indian Ocean, but it's like. I understand why you can't necessarily land.

[Ed Larson]

No, you can't.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So they said that.

[Ed Larson]

Why did they give the other. The couple of Somewhere else to sit?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, this is the worst part is that they got stuck in. They got stuck in while the.

[Ed Larson]

Because this is the thing was the lady. The lady was really big.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Let's put it this way. I think that some people. Maybe not me, but if a body was placed next to me, I think that some people might be very reticent to get near it or go past it. Me, I'm straddling the thing. If I have to take a shot, I don't.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, no, I gotta.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm just going. All right. I know it's dead. Okay. I know she's dead. Go. Bye. I'll give her the little papal dead.

[Ed Larson]

Body thing and like. And puking and, like, pissing and stuff.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The dead body thing? Yeah, you know, like, it's like a dance move.

[Ed Larson]

Well, I mean, when someone dies, you just like yourself, right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. You ventilate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She. She probably. She could have definitely. Well, it sounds like she just came out of the bathroom, so I think she was empty. Oh, and then she came.

[Ed Larson]

That's what was keeping her alive.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, sad now, that sad. I should think about that now. Hopefully I don't have a shit that keeps. It's keeping me alive inside of me.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah, you got one. You never know when it's gonna come.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, wow. That's scary to me. I have a question.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What Would you guys rather sit next to a dead person for four hours or a screaming baby for four hours? Dead person, I think.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. The first hour would be Kind of tough, but once you get used to.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It, it's just a dead person.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're just sitting there. It'd be different if the dead.

[Ed Larson]

But the dead person. Ha. Haunts you forever. The baby. You get relief as soon as you're not buying anymore.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is it just odd to say that I don't think it would haunt me at all?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that I'm on a plane and there's different rules. I think that if I saw someone die in front of me. I saw someone die in front of me in an emergency room. I have. I watched someone collapse. And that did end the panic attack that I was in there for because I realized I shouldn't be in the emergency room.

[Ed Larson]

You're fine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And then I've seen dead body. I saw a dead body in the train, and I'm not really that scarred by it. Well, the thing is, I didn't go to war.

[Ed Larson]

No. Well, yeah, those were normal dead bodies. They weren't like, hacked up or anything like that. I think this woman. I don't know why they put her in that seat. Why not just put her in a bathroom?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think they just shut the door. I think they just are trying to get her in a seat because they didn't want her corpse lying like a log in the center of the fucking aisle. Yeah. And so I think they wanted to plop her into a seat as some form of respect, I imagine. I don't know. I don't know, though, because, I mean.

[Ed Larson]

Definitely, if there's more than one bathroom, you jam her in the bathroom, shut the door so no one has to see it. That's exactly what you do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I. No.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

No.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Or you find a way to put.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Her down with the luggage, you know where.

[Ed Larson]

So she stays cold.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That would actually be nice. Or you put her up in the galley where you can literally cover her. Nice.

[Ed Larson]

Well, you can't. We. We've already established you can't. Like, we're not lifting her up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, yeah. Yeah. They could have asked people to help. I've had someone help. I've had the. Is there a doctor on a plane. On a flight before? But they said the worst part was that when they were stuck after the flight emptied, they were not allowed to leave their seats because they had to wait until the medical officer came on and worked on the dead body as they were stuck next to it. Because they didn't want to cross over the body.

[Ed Larson]

Well, they just wanted to make sure that she was actually dead, I imagine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. We again, twist the nipples slap her face a bunch. Like that's a big thing. You don't do that a lot in old time movies. You remember how you do that a lot? There was a lot more like slapping people.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Oh yeah, you're hysterical.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They slap, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Well, you know, it's not allowed anymore, but probably working a couple occasions.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But if I saw it, you know, you just give a couple jabs to the dead body. It's not living. But again, but at that point she's dead. She's been dead in four hours. But don't worry. They said they went on to complete their trip to Venice, Italy because they said, you know, they're. Yep. They said they really trying to make the, the best out of a really hard situation. But you know, they just moved on. But he said, you know, we're on holiday so we're just trying to have a good time.

[Ed Larson]

And what are you going to do? Go home?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ed Larson]

No, you're there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're going to Italy. That's what I'm telling my fucking wife. Being like, hey, listen, yeah, we saw a corpse today, but guess where we're gonna see another corpse if I have to lose all these thousands of dollars on the fucking trip to Venice. We just.

[Ed Larson]

Man, I hope they didn't miss their connection.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, hopefully Qatar Airways. Guitar. Qatar Airways? I don't know. I think it's Qatar. I think it's Qatar. They didn't give them anything after this? Nothing.

[Ed Larson]

No. When are you gonna go back to Qatar? What are they in Hamas?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, no, Qatar Airways. Qatar Airways. It goes all over that area of the world.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because that's, that's probably the flight that they had to connect to. Connect over to Italy. That's a long flight. Melbourne or Europe.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, no, for sure, for sure. You gotta stop somewhere.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

From your grave.

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And now it's time to have one of our favorite people on the face of the planet join.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, baby.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Very, very excited. We have a guest in studio. His name, Stan Soder. Ladies and gentlemen, this man to my right, we just appeared on his podcast.

[Dan Soder]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So as is the custom of all comedians across all nations, we then invited him to be a part of our podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the incredible New York based standup comedian, Dan Soder.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Dan Soder]

That is so funny. That really is our only tradition in ComEd.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

It's like I have prepared the couch for us to podcast for the last time. You showed me your podcast and now I will podcast with you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Disregard my roommate.

[Dan Soder]

Sorry if the TV's loud. He's going through something tit for tit. Dude, it's great. I love being here. I love being at the last podcast. The studio is unbelievable. This is unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[Ed Larson]

Who's your favorite killer on our wall over here?

[Dan Soder]

I mean, Casey Anthony easily. Look at that smile.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Also, she know, know she's getting away with it.

[Dan Soder]

Dude, when you guys did the episode. Because this is. And I, and I, I've said this, but it's true. This is the only podcast I consistently listened to and I have for years, but the Casey Anthony one, you guys did where the cops go into her job. Dude, it's the best act. Leading them around like. Like she worked at Universal Studios and did not is the craziest shit I've ever heard.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's some of the things that in this show are just a gift. It's like a gift where you find out, like. I mean, obviously, it's why we do the show. So when you start, like, opening up the H hood and looking into the actual details of these people's lives, it's fantastic. The idea of, like, a pathological liar's life is an amazing labyrinth.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And it is. It's a fun circus. You've been with one, right?

[Dan Soder]

I've. I've met pathological liars. And what's crazy is when you think you have them nailed down, they, like, squirm out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan Soder]

And that's what's amazing about her is that scene specifically that I'm talking about is they had her nailed down. They got to an end of a hallway and she was like, I've never worked. I don't work here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

It's like, crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They were all cool with it.

[Dan Soder]

They go, all right, well, that doesn't mean you murdered your daughter.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You guys are making a lot of excuses.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, it's just wild. Yeah, it was. That is so. It's fun to be in the studios and, like, look around and be like, look at all this. So all the fans that are listening, I'm taking this in. This experience is for you as well.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He shat already.

[Dan Soder]

I did. I went in and I. I touched myself. But in a. In a piss sense, not in a sexual sense.

[Ed Larson]

Did you get a chance to masturbate?

[Dan Soder]

I always have to.

[Ed Larson]

Did Jackie Trying to scoop up JFK's brains.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, fuck.

[Dan Soder]

You did not put that in here, by the way.

[Ed Larson]

I went to the grassy knoll for the first time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, congrats.

[Dan Soder]

Did they remove the X?

[Ed Larson]

No, never. Two X's.

[Dan Soder]

They're making a double axe. I think because of the. Because of your guys's. Look at all the conspiracy theories. I believe that's how I arrived to my belief that it was the Secret Service member in the jump seat of the Cadillac. And it was too early in the Secret Service's life that they could admit that they made a colossal fuck up like that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I will not believe that a juicy secret of we killed JFK could have ever lasted long enough. Because what do we know about CIA guys? As soon as they're sick, they start telling the truth. As soon as they. They'll have A bad cold. And they'll start saying stuff like, yeah, we definitely killed some people in Serbia. You like.

[Dan Soder]

She's like, can I get you anything, Richard? He goes, I would love some chicken noodle soup also. We did it. Martha Luther King Jr. That was us. And she goes, what? It's a head cold. He goes, I just had to tell somebody in case this goes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This goes completely terminal.

[Dan Soder]

It was me with the stiper rifle. I shot him on that balcony in Memphis.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just can't believe that the secret would ever lay that long.

[Dan Soder]

No, it would.

[Ed Larson]

Have y'all ever hung out there and walked around, though?

[Dan Soder]

No.

[Ed Larson]

You haven't? No.

[Dan Soder]

I worked in Fort Worth at this hotel where he stayed at. I was working the hyenas. Jealous. Okay, there, the hotel they put you up at is very loud about, like, this is where JFK stayed the night before he got assassinated. Like, every elevator bank, every floor, they're like, jfk stay there before he got shot. They scream it. But I never went to the grassing hole.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, like the Watergate in D.C. now, it's all super, super cute.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're all like. Like the main bar at the. It's called, like, the break in.

[Dan Soder]

That's what I was gonna say. Break into comfort.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. It's like, not even if they do that.

[Dan Soder]

I am not a crook.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What do you mean?

[Dan Soder]

You're.

[Ed Larson]

You're a hotel keys of flashlight.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But the.

[Ed Larson]

I was. So I was behind the fence on the grassy knoll, and I'm looking at the X. It's a perfect shot.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, that's what they're saying.

[Ed Larson]

It's the perfect shot. It really is. So when you go and stand there, it's like. There's even, like, a good prop. Like, it's perfect.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, did you. When you went this time, did you see? What I loved about the first time I went to Daily Plaza was the conspiracy theory buskers.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, very.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

They try and, like, take you around and show you.

[Dan Soder]

That's their ghost tours.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude. It's the best. It's. They stay. They stand on the grassy knoll with, like, lanyards and, like, piles of newspapers, and then they'll. They're just on loop.

[Ed Larson]

It was just old black men when I went.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know exactly. It's the same guy.

[Ed Larson]

Wild.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He comes up to you. He just starts kind of saying the beginning of the story, right? And then he's like, if you want to hear the rest, that'll be 15. And then you, like. You can pay the man 50 wheat, Marcus. And I did it. We paid him money. And then we both sat with this homeless man as he described the events of the conspiracy theory. And then we started pushing back, and then we're now talking with the man, and then he's yelling. Us being like, you don't know better than me. You don't know better than me. And we're all like, I'm sorry, sir. Like, I just.

[Ed Larson]

We're.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're just visiting. This is just. This is an important place for our relationships.

[Dan Soder]

The thought of you looking at the grassy knoll and then a guy with a cigarette bouncing in the corner of his mouth going, you know, that's where they did it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

You look and you go, excuse me. And then that's how he gets you in. That's how they train each other. They go, it's the opening line. It's the opening line. Jackie shouldn't have wore gloves that day.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What?

[Dan Soder]

What did you say?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, let's. Let's sit down right here on my knee, and I'll tell you a little tale about a man from Boston.

[Dan Soder]

A lot of Irish brain spilled on that X. And you go, oh, my God.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Held it clear. Tell me moment now. I'm glad that you even said this, because this is. I'm so glad to have you here.

[Dan Soder]

I'm glad to be here because you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Get Hughes on Billions, and he knows, like, even just. You heard that. Like, even just saying that about the pitch. Right. Like, he knows all about the pitch.

[Dan Soder]

It's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And what you got to do to get in there.

[Dan Soder]

Dastardly people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, dude. I. You know, I worked as I did headhunter for a very small period of time, and I was fired immediately.

[Dan Soder]

If you wanted to, your character from Wolf of Wall street might have hired my character from Billions later on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Very similar in the idea of doing the stockbroker as idiot.

[Dan Soder]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which is fun.

[Dan Soder]

Yes. It's very fun to just go, like, hey, what if you're a complete moron? But we're very rich, all of them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then you find out that's literally the heart of all of the st. Working. Like industry is all fat fucks from Queens.

[Dan Soder]

It's all confidence where there should be none.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's the same guys that. That failed cop exams, like, became stockbrokers. But it does work. But how do you feel about crypto?

[Dan Soder]

I don't know what it is. I don't trust what it is. It seems like there's a lot of people that are just getting absolutely. Just wrecked because they buy These like meme coins. The one I know, the most famous one is the Hawk to a girl.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, Hawk to a girl. And then she was. She finally made. Made her very tear filled apology because she didn't understand. She just didn't understand. She didn't know. Huck to a girl is innocent.

[Ed Larson]

I do believe that she had no.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Idea she took the money.

[Dan Soder]

Someone. I do believe that. I don't think it was a Kaiser Soze thing where she goes, all right y'all, I'm going to bed. And then she walks off and she goes, excellent. Just aside plans. Someone get Elon on the phone talking.

[Ed Larson]

About blowjobs in the street to stealing millions. And like you being the person.

[Dan Soder]

What a Bond villain. He's like, I didn't expect to. You miss sucks me off. I'll do it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, $25, James.

[Dan Soder]

I'll blow you. I can suck you, James.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'll suck you.

[Dan Soder]

Him. Him. A hillbilly girl.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Little known secret. I'm actually heterosexual.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, there's nothing that drives me wild like a little hillbilly girl. It seems as if you. Yeah, the rug pull with her. And I. You're right. I don't think she knew what she was doing. But I also did not feel like there were any victims in this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it's only idiots. Only idiots lost their money. But now this is. This is why I wanted to bring this up. This. Even the subject is because this. This story really made me laugh. Now this comes from Twitter. I don't know if you're aware.

[Dan Soder]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's an app. A crypto trader known as Mr. Fuck you, he shot himself live on Twitter.

[Ed Larson]

Have you not heard about this. This yet?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it's not yesterday. We.

[Ed Larson]

We keep meeting under these crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah, by the way, right before we even get to the story when you had us on the show, the Luigi Mangioni like shooting hours like hours before. So everyone was like, why didn't they go harder in the pain on Dan Soder show? And I was like, it's because we didn't know what the fuck was happening.

[Dan Soder]

The body wasn't tagged yet. Legitimately. Yeah, you guys came over at like 11:30am the murder happened at 6:30am so there's chance he was still en route to the morgue.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Bombing fluid was not in that CEO yet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It wasn't cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So. But so. So you can hear it a little bit back. All right, so take it back. A crypto trader known as Mr. Fuck you. He shot himself live on Twitter. After losing his last $500 in a meme coin rug pull on Friday night. Now what he said, this complete utter chode.

[Ed Larson]

What does that mean, by the way?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know.

[Ed Larson]

Coin rug pull.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm going to say.

[Ed Larson]

I'm going to say they took his meme coin from him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What they do is up a coin, a fake crypto version of a coin. Right. They pump it up, they all put the money in, and the goal is to get out and sell right at the very top, which normally happens within about 8 to 12 hours.

[Dan Soder]

So now is everyone trying to sell when they get to that top?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

No matter what.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A stock. Yeah, I believe it's like that.

[Dan Soder]

So no matter what, people are going to get fucked.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Or if you're in at the end. End. If.

[Dan Soder]

If you know it, your hand showing up at the. At the end of the gang bang.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Why is everything so soupy?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my God. Someone. Can we put the air conditioning on?

[Dan Soder]

It's also. Yeah, you go. It's. It's warm, but it's also kind of like damp in an unsettling way.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's. She's alive.

[Ed Larson]

Would you like some cortisone?

[Dan Soder]

I just. You just sit down next to her head.

[Ed Larson]

Are you sleepy?

[Dan Soder]

That is. So that's. That's cryptocurrency. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And it's literally, it's that guy being like, well, I'll still take my turn.

[Dan Soder]

I'll guess I'll kiss you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But this guy, he says, okay, he. He says he wanted to, I guess, promote this new meme coin. So he had a revolver in his hands, and he says, if I die, make me a meme coin. The gun then misfired twice, and then on the third time, it blew his brains out. And then it shot the brains out of the back of his head, which then. And then stream lasted for another 30 minutes as guess what happened. The meme coins started getting printed. So they immediately did a bunch of them because he was also known as I'm really poor online. This is him with an AK47 and a fedora. Oh, my God. This exactly how I imagined Mr. You both in life and in death.

[Ed Larson]

It is a cheap, shitty gun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, it is a. Was that. Was that. Was that a Kalishnikov?

[Ed Larson]

It's an ak that is.

[Dan Soder]

It's like without a stock. Yeah. Or without the back end of it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So you see what they seeing right here? According to Mr. You. His. He also went by. I'm really poor. He's 23 and he said he was going through some mental health struggles. Obviously they. Some believe that the community in the community believed the suicide was tied to a breakup. As he used to talk about his shorty, but suddenly he stops referring to her.

[Dan Soder]

No more shorty.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. It's about two weeks ago. And then it turned into a full meme coin circus. You have a thing called Mr. Coin with the developer sending him 70% of the total supply just before his death. And then reactors at crypto Twitter were actually really interesting because a lot of people were of like just jumping in. So a lot of people made money on meme coins based upon his death, in the moments after his death.

[Dan Soder]

That is literally the reason that Damian Lewis's character in Billions is a horrific person is because he was trading as 911 was happening.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's the idea.

[Dan Soder]

That's the exact same thing that these people were doing. Oh, yeah. Tragedy strikes and people go make money off it.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan Soder]

The only part and I this unfunny situation. Obviously someone took their own life.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's kind of funny.

[Dan Soder]

It's funny that he took three times that he went like this. I just think, oh, there we go.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't mind this trend. I think that this could be a continuous. Like, we could lose some grandpa extras.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, Grandpa. What was cryptocurrency? You go, it was quite the watch for about 10 years. And then they all died.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just feel like it's a. What are we going to do? Because I know it's the idea of, like, money's fake anyway.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, sure.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then crypto is like a new fake money.

[Dan Soder]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so now we're supposed to all believe in the new fake money, but also it's making people kill themselves.

[Ed Larson]

But if he was going to kill himself anyway, why shouldn't people make money?

[Dan Soder]

That's a good point.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Through business.

[Dan Soder]

What a capitalist. Because I'll tell you, what are the resources here? Can we take them?

[Henry Zebrowski]

How do we buy in?

[Dan Soder]

I think it's like the thing about. Yes, all money is. Is. And I mean, you could go further and say, like, once we got off the gold standard, then all of a sudden, now money truly means nothing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Stop giving shells for blow jobs. Everything's been downhill.

[Dan Soder]

Everything goes crazy. Money's not real proof that money's not. But this is like the most manipulated, like, up and down. And I guess it is similar to the stock market when you see stuff happen and then all of a sudden everyone's like, money's down, money's up. But this is just, just like, so Warped and crazy. And it is silly because it's called like the, the like sloppy top coin. Oh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, hundreds of thousands of dollars, even millions of dollars are getting slopped around with these dumb shit little things. Which is the. It seems like the smokescreen. I brought this up a little bit in our Anders Breivik series, but I do feel like this is my. It's like a boomer situation here that I'm forced into.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Where several very big studies he showed about how memes radicalize young men faster than any other form of media.

[Ed Larson]

Because we hate to read.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's because memes making it funny and making it palatable make it extremely easy for it to slide in. Because then you. And then what? How does this sound familiar? It's only a joke. I'm just saying. It's just a funny thing that I'm doing. This is just. I'm doing.

[Dan Soder]

I wasn't serious.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And the problem is that if nobody ever is serious, eventually you're going to. It changes your world. You in a way. Eventually. If nothing is remotely sacred. All of a sudden you're 21 year old making money off of some suicide.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because. Because you can.

[Dan Soder]

Well, because memes turned you into the joker.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Dan Soder]

Where nothing is connected and everything is like, okay, I'll just kill everybody.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I become a goon lord.

[Dan Soder]

You do. You become a goon lord. It really. And it's. These young guys are like, well, I can make a life changing amount of money. I mean, dude, the craziest thing is when Trump did that right before his inauguration and you're. And you're like, listen, I am. I hate all politicians. I think they're all scumbags. But if Obama tried doing that, they would have bled out of their dick holes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He would have been. They would have set him on fire.

[Dan Soder]

If it had gone. I've got a pretty good one. It's called the Berry coin. I should probably get in because. Get out. And then we're going to launch the Michelle. First we're going with the Barrett. Now the Barry's up. And by the way, everyone's feasting.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everyone.

[Dan Soder]

Everyone's eating. Everyone eats on this we all up team. And then you rug pulls. I don't know what happened. I'm going to bed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know me. I gotta get early.

[Dan Soder]

I'm gonna play some basketball. I gotta get it. I gotta hit the hay.

[Ed Larson]

Well, how much money was made on this meme coin?

[Dan Soder]

Whoever. Whoever held the Trump coin. Like someone had like a. Like a lot of it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Which is Also funny, because they announced the coin during a crypto. That crypto conference that Snoop was perform.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

So Snoop was the distraction where they're like. He's like, hey, hey, y'all. Y'all crypto tizzles ready to hear some rap, pizzles?

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's actually a very interesting way to put it. I actually do wonder if it is even like that. Like, literally, like, Snoop's Gonna now do 15 minutes.

[Dan Soder]

You want to hear Gin and Juice live?

[Henry Zebrowski]

And we're literally going to short this in the next 15 minutes. Like, we're gonna get this done.

[Dan Soder]

Seven of us are about to make $60 million each.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Within two hours.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And everybody else eats that.

[Ed Larson]

That.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Everybody else.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's sick. But I just more. It was just looking at him too. He just looks like such a. You know, how do you say? Like, does anybody look at their baby when it first comes out of their vagina and they look at them in the bassinet and be like, my son one day is going to commit suicide on Twitter.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like, you know, like this. He has the face of somebody that would.

[Dan Soder]

Way to take something as sexy as Bud Dwyer and make it not cool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, buddy, come on.

[Dan Soder]

At least Bud Dwyer did, like, local corruption and was like, he had like a ton of shit against him. He was. It wasn't just like, my girlfriend left me and I'm not making any money now. If all you are afraid of guns don't even understand.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's like the story of every person who's ever made it.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's like, that's the Buddy. I mean, if he just. Well, I don't know if he's like.

[Ed Larson]

You got gold chains and a gun, but you're wearing a ten dollar hat. Well, aggravating.

[Dan Soder]

That's a rich Voss hat. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Is it autographed?

[Dan Soder]

I don't know. Probably. But that's like these kind of pictures that kind of like, I'm broke as fuck. But then what was his other name is like, I'm really poor.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I missed the you and I'm really poor.

[Dan Soder]

So look at those two emotions, right? He's sad and he's angry.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's bipolar.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, that's like. He said he wasn't like, Mr.

[Ed Larson]

Angry isn't bipolar.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm just saying that when he's sad, I'm really poor.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

When he's up, when he's manic.

[Dan Soder]

Mr. You.

[Ed Larson]

Mr. You.

[Dan Soder]

That's when he puts the fedora. Is that Mr. Yeah right there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's Mr.

[Dan Soder]

The other one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's just like, that's Mr. Mr. I'm really poor with the Louis Vuitton hat to the side. Yes, because he is poor because he spent $1,000 on stupid hat.

[Ed Larson]

Just hate when people shave the top of their mustache.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's really great. Unless you're John Water. You have to be a professional homosexual to have a pencil thin mustache. You are not allowed.

[Dan Soder]

Or you better fudgeing own a haunted house. Yeah, you better have. You better have a haunted house house. That's so funny. Just going, what are you doing? Just taking. Taking care of the top mustache.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's like, that's weird, buddy. It's like 1925.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, why don't you kill yourself? He goes, that's it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Holy.

[Dan Soder]

That's the song.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's we'll be right.

[Dan Soder]

That's how I make the money. That's the meme coin. Hey, why don't you kill yourself with your stupid mustache? That's. Say that again.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wait.

[Dan Soder]

It's just what I said. Take out the trash, kill yourself. Stupid mustache.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's an amazing idea.

[Dan Soder]

I'm gonna get.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Excuse me.

[Dan Soder]

I'm gonna get on Twitter how to get a revolver. Shorty.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Her name just was Shorty.

[Dan Soder]

Just go to trust me. Go pick up paper towels and cleaner. You're coming back.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So we just want to say again. Rest in peace, Mr. You and I hope that you guys, you Gooners and you goon dames. I'm gonna think women goon, you gainers, you women Gooners, if you even exist. I hope that you go out there and you, you, you know, celebrate him every day by buying a ro revolver.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, it's very nice.

[Dan Soder]

That's really good. Really good send off.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thank you.

[Ed Larson]

I got another story out of Surfside, Florida. This one's fun. You're going to love this.

[Dan Soder]

And you know this. What I like about it is you're like in the drug movies where the guy tastes the cocaine and he goes, that's good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a Florida.

[Dan Soder]

If it's a Florida story, that's pure Florida.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

He goes, that ain't no Florida, Bama. That's pure Florida.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Well, this one kind of pisses me off and I don't know where I stand on it. I've actually gone back and forth in my head twice already. So maybe you guys can help me out. 35 year old man terrorized the community of Surfside Florida with the Chucky doll.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now what I like, he was standing.

[Ed Larson]

Outside of a market and then he was like waving the Chucky Doll at people. And then eventually he got arrested for disturbing the peace.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I see. I just like. It's just a doll. But look at it. They call him a. A fictional serial killer. That's what they call.

[Ed Larson]

That's what they call Chucky.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A fictional serial killer. He said he's waving around a fictional serial killer. And it's like. No, it's a doll.

[Ed Larson]

It.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it's fine.

[Dan Soder]

It's a red haired doll. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

But I want you guys to see the. The. I want you guys to see the news report when we get a chance here.

[Dan Soder]

As soon as they take it way too seriously.

[Ed Larson]

Absolutely.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just wish it was a real little redheaded boy.

[Dan Soder]

That would be great in overalls. A child abduction story.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You better watch out or I'll hit you with se.

[Ed Larson]

This out. Check this out.

[Dan Soder]

A creepy crime.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A man arrested after some bizarre behavior.

[Ed Larson]

And cops say it wasn't child's play. In fact, body camera video you're going.

[Henry Zebrowski]

To only see on Local 10.

[Ed Larson]

Police say the man you see right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There holding a Chucky doll was using that toy to scare people outside of a market.

[Ed Larson]

Seems fine, right? Whatever he's doing, having fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What is this with Chucky merch?

[Ed Larson]

What a strange one. All right everyone. We're to begin it this way. I tried to get the doll today.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I couldn't.

[Ed Larson]

But I got something else. You know.

[Dan Soder]

You know this guy is costume.

[Ed Larson]

You're walking around in Surfside. I was able to get the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What do you do? Oh, this is the worst I've ever seen he's wearing.

[Ed Larson]

He was just happy to expense this for Halloween next year.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Calls coming to police.

[Ed Larson]

This guy is scaring people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How is this helping?

[Dan Soder]

A real nightmare.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Take a look. Look.

[Dan Soder]

Take a look. Damn. Here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And you really have no reason to be in the area.

[Ed Larson]

What the. Chucky is going.

[Dan Soder]

God damn it. I will love this forever. If he stops and he goes. You don't understand. I'm trying to get my soul into the body.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what I want.

[Dan Soder]

You don't.

[Ed Larson]

I don't know what happened. I was just walking.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just walking. Talk to anybody?

[Ed Larson]

You want to bet? No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

With all those stuff? No, I don't need to bet with you, man.

[Ed Larson]

As you can see, he said the doll is fake.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Police get the call. Someone is waving around a Chucky doll.

[Ed Larson]

And scaring people outside a local market. When cops say the suspect couldn't get beer, they warn the guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But Chucky is back.

[Ed Larson]

No, not the movie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So this is my question. Did he actually believe in the magic of Chucky? No.

[Ed Larson]

He's literally running around outside this market holding a Chucky doll. Be like, I'm gonna get your motherfucker.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But the thing is, he said is it was in response to him being not given beer at the restaurant. So he went home to get his Chucky.

[Dan Soder]

You know who could solve this? A murderous little doll.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, who would never, ever betray me. You know who I could find I could call to my side?

[Dan Soder]

Charles. Stab him. He knows Chucky's full name. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just go.

[Dan Soder]

This news report sucks so bad.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Dan Soder]

That they are trying to push the fact of the storyline of child's play onto an insane man. This guy should be stripped of all press credentials. What is this man doing holding a costume up?

[Henry Zebrowski]

And it doesn't have the mask. It doesn't have the thing. This is the worst reporting.

[Dan Soder]

And I've seen whoever set up this camera shot. There's a reflection on him that is. You can't stop watching. It's like they have, like, a street sign behind the camera. And they're flashing the sun at him. See what I mean?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I do see that. What is going. Yeah. He looks like he's in a J.J. abrams film. And he looks like he.

[Dan Soder]

It just looks like the reflection is weird. Yes. This is a thing that shouldn't have been like, there's a crazy guy with a doll down the street. Don't go there.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, but, like, why does this man get arrested? And it's because he has a record. I think he has a very long record. Multiple DUIs. He has a couple assault and batteries.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is no man better than his past. And no man grow past his. He's fucking where he's all the chains. The chains of what I've been put up.

[Ed Larson]

What if it wasn't a Chucky doll? What if it was, like a giraffe doll? Should it be allowed to do that? Giraffe's gonna scare you.

[Dan Soder]

Jeffrey from Toys R Us is pissed. They've been liquidated. I wonder if some of his DUIs were Chucky. Like, he got in the passenger seat and then he put Chucky down.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You wouldn't even believe this thing, man. This is a danger. He's a crazy driver.

[Dan Soder]

I know the killer that's inside him. And he's nuts.

[Ed Larson]

He's nuts, Officer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But just the idea of he's going, like, what's he going? Also just the idea of calling the cops on him is very strange.

[Dan Soder]

Yes, hi, 911. You're gonna have to listen to me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There is a man with a tiny porcelain Redheaded child outside of this door.

[Dan Soder]

He's an Oshkosh picassus, and he's swinging him around, flailing. Also, the reporter going, like stories about Chucky. There's a spirit Halloween down the street.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I found it.

[Dan Soder]

I might be able to. He goes, guys, check this out. Let's go live right now. He's opening the costume like, that's not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The doll way this is honestly police worthy. Is that you take two of them, chain them together. That's a nunchucky. And then that can actually be extremely, extremely.

[Ed Larson]

That it's a weapon. But then you also got to fill them with lead.

[Dan Soder]

Are those heavy chuckies? Those are illegal in the state of Florida. You can't have a weighted chucky damage. Wild.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You remember the Texas Petty Ruxpins? Yeah, those things.

[Ed Larson]

You up?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

You know, my favorite diss ever was our friend Jermaine Fowler said that my voice sounds like a Teddy Ruxman running out of battery. I cannot hear that. He said that over 16 years ago. Damn, you sound like a Teddy Ruxman. Run. It's like, I want to read this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it's because you have a beautiful, real radio voice.

[Ed Larson]

Man, I missed my Teddy Rubskin. But I was angry whenever I tried to hug him. I'd, like, give myself a concussion because it's robot.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, it is a robot. You forget that he is a. He is a skeleton.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, you do it too hard, Eddie.

[Dan Soder]

And that. And he was very cute, so you'd want to, like, squeeze him.

[Ed Larson]

He's just telling me stories. Everyone else who tells me a story lets me hug him. Why can't I hug this guy?

[Dan Soder]

Look at him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Scary Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I love you, Teddy.

[Dan Soder]

From your.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah, my Coop Sleep Good pillow. Feeling nice. Oh, yeah. This almost feels illegal the way I'm grabbing this pillow. And it's so cool and nice. And it's got signature adjustability. And I can add remove from the pillow to create extra loft that supports my body's natural neck and spinal alignment. Yes. Oh, yeah. Man, I can't wait to see sleep. Take Coop's sleep quiz to find out your perfect pillow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right.

[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Dan Soder]

My wife creating a YouTube channel.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thumbs up. Subscribe, but only what we wanted to show. I'm still recording a three part series event.

[Dan Soder]

She said the children were demonically possessed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Get out.

[Dan Soder]

That blew the powder keg.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ruby crossed a line to psychotic 9 online emergency.

[Dan Soder]

Open the door.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hulu's Devil in the Family the Fall of Ruby Frankie all episodes now streaming on Hulu.

[Ed Larson]

There's another story.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We got one more of these stories.

[Ed Larson]

This one's. I figured you'd have some fun with this one, Dan. So, garde or gardai? I don't know. I don't speak Irish.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, you don't. You don't. It is. Yeah. It's.

[Ed Larson]

Continuing to keep an open mind on the discovery of a severed hand at a school in North Dublin on Friday. It is understood that a human hand may have been dropped into a schoolyard at Our lady of Immaculate School in Darndale by a bird from its beak on Friday morning.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This sounds like an Irish folk tale.

[Dan Soder]

Do you know what they say? When you find a hand in a schoolyard?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

And it's got the marks of a beak. It means that good luck, it's on its way.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, suck on his pinky. Oh.

[Dan Soder]

Never take. Never take a bodiless hand in a schoolyard or else you'll have 20 years of bad look.

[Ed Larson]

Well, a prominent theory in the investigation is that the hand may belong to a local male child who suffered a horrific burn injuries in a gas container explosion at a bonfire on Thursday night.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What point in the night. Do you say, ah, hands gone.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No reason to look.

[Ed Larson]

No one would look.

[Dan Soder]

James, your hand is gone. God gives you two until you lose them, you know?

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's nice, though. You got one stick.

[Dan Soder]

Hey, I shake me hand at least. You have this one and it's your hand shaking hand.

[Ed Larson]

They could not definitely confirm at this stage that the hand was discovered at the school, belonged to the boy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Check his wrist.

[Dan Soder]

Why does he just go down and go, yeah, that's me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I would never wear that watch.

[Ed Larson]

How big's the hand? So funny how many children are missing hands.

[Dan Soder]

Looks like one of the ones you buy at a football game with the number one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Absolutely. A giant black man's hand. This isn't.

[Dan Soder]

This isn't me son's hand at all.

[Ed Larson]

Looks like it's Lamar Odom.

[Dan Soder]

It looks like. Damn. Shaquille O'Neal dropped his hand here.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Maybe the bird was just trying to bring the hand back to where he thought it belonged to drop it at the school.

[Dan Soder]

Or the bird was like, look at this feast that I got. Damn it, I dropped it. I can't get that thing back up. I, I mean, a full hand just at the wrist.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, dude, it just popped off because it exploded. And then a bird. I do think it's exactly what you said. I think a bird picked it up thinking, yum, lunch. And then they pick it up and then it's hard a bird to do and the bird don't go back. Birds are lazy. They always kind of talk about the early bird and the worm and stuff like that. But I think largely I've seen birds drop shit all the time.

[Dan Soder]

Birds really give up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They just don't really care.

[Dan Soder]

The thought of someone coming home hammered from a pub and then being like, can't find me down loiter. And then looking up and watching a hand drop out of the sky and you go, the, I'm scared. Run home.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's like, it's time to get over.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, fuck.

[Ed Larson]

Oh.

[Dan Soder]

I'll tell you what fucking got me on the wagon. A hand falling out the damn sky. It's from the clothes, the birds dropping hands.

[Ed Larson]

But how do they not know if it's the same child?

[Dan Soder]

They should just go and line it up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think it's because the child, like, maybe it's because he's embarrassed or was the hand mauled?

[Dan Soder]

Was it like.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, it blew off from a gas canister explosion, so I imagine ain't pretty.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Give it a shot.

[Dan Soder]

Also, what's this 12 year old doing around gas Canisters. I mean, what kind of dangerous life is this kid leaving?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Europeans. Europeans are. Have more fun.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. They drink wine at dinner. They play with explosives.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Remember we went to Berlin and we were walking around and, you know, it's this big, like, it was like an EDM festival slash environmental protest.

[Dan Soder]

That's very funny.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There was nothing like seeing like 14 year olds look so classy drinking white wine. They're all like, drinking white wine. They're all like, hey, I'll be like, I didn't even know what. I didn't know what wine was.

[Dan Soder]

I couldn't even tie my shoes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, they're all like, very, very cosmopolitan. And they're all like, enjoying each to their, like, clinking glasses.

[Dan Soder]

You've never been to an art exhibit since the age of 14.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, they're all just so very cool.

[Ed Larson]

Well, school was not in session, so no children saw the hand. So that's nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, that's sad though, for them because I feel like that's a fun story for kids. Like, I feel like, stand by me. Yeah. Like, the idea. I saw human bones once when I was a child. It was awesome.

[Ed Larson]

Really?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Where'd you see him?

[Henry Zebrowski]

In Forest park in Queens. We went up there and we went to my buddy and I went past a bunch of.

[Ed Larson]

At the time, they're walking around the railroad tracks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I was the fat one.

[Dan Soder]

I'm Jerry O'Connell.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But we went through a bunch of police lines. My neighborhood in Queens had a very sudden influx of Haitian population over a very small period of time. And it really changed the neighborhood. And it brought in a lot of voodoo and brought in a lot of, like, practices. And we had like several voodoo head shops in the neighborhood, which were awesome. You could see it. Like, you could go into. It's like it was a bodega. And then you'd look past the guy and there would be a room behind him where you'd have all the paraphernalia like that. You go and you get it all.

[Dan Soder]

It's. There's nothing cooler growing up if you had voodoo stores.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah, you're like 10. You're like, can I see that?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. They were like. And they're all like. They go like, no, no, no, no, not for you. And then I go and I. We went to see. We went to this place that was all cordoned off and there was blood all over the. In this. Like they did animal. Like. It was one of those things where they came hard down cops hard on the Haitian population, obviously because of racism. And also because they were doing a lot of animal sacrifice with no licenses.

[Dan Soder]

That's really funny. To get a license for animal sacrifices.

[Ed Larson]

You have to killing. I mean, that's just fine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You have to do it in a certain place.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do you have to do it? Because like, apparently. Yeah. You can't do it at forest.

[Ed Larson]

You can't do it in your walking.

[Dan Soder]

Up going, you got the forms? If you ain't got the forms to do this, you should not be out here chopping this goat's head off.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Listen, I want you. Listen. I love mama Muerte just as much as anybody else, all right? Every day I give him a sip of. And I smoke a cigar. To papa. Papa Evil.

[Dan Soder]

Okay, buddy, listen. If I could bring back a zombie, I'd be doing it. I'd bring back my father in law because he was the best part of my life. I need the paperwork or I'm taking you in.

[Ed Larson]

Now remember all the places that would sell chickens all over New York?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

I mean, dude, in Astoria, they sell like everything. You get like goats and shit.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Cracking down the chicken ones where they.

[Ed Larson]

Would be literally shooting out the side of the building.

[Dan Soder]

When you'd watch Brooklyn and Queens especially, you would see the trucks unload and you'd be like. Like, I remember on 39th Avenue in Queens walking by and being like, oh, those are hundreds of chickens. And they're all still alive. And they're like. You just walk by like, oh, fuck.

[Ed Larson]

I always wondered if those were more expensive than a rotisserie chicken at the store.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You never bought one?

[Ed Larson]

No, I never bought a live chicken.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, we bought. We did it once we got one. They pre killed it. Oh, for you.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, they kill it for you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, you go with there. And they literally, literally go like.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then you, like, you go kill it. And then they go like, they snap it snack. And then they take all the fillers.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

And they pluck it. They pluck it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. They get. They clean it all up. And then you do.

[Ed Larson]

How much was it? Do you remember?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I want to say literally was like $10. But I do think then I brought it to because it was with Carly. And then she. I think she cried.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, Well, I mean, she's very nice person.

[Dan Soder]

And also, like watching it go like. I want to call him. Oh, God. Yeah. Bang.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just got hungrier.

[Ed Larson]

Did you cook it or do we, like, use it for a sketch something?

[Henry Zebrowski]

We used it for a sketch.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, okay.

[Dan Soder]

This is where Murderfist was getting all its procs back.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, this is we used a pig.

[Ed Larson]

Head one time that we did a photo shoot with. I remember that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, and then I remember the time that we did a sketch where you.

[Ed Larson]

Don'T think about what did we do with the pig head? Did we just throw it in a trash can in the village?

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what we did. When you got all the pig intestines for the Budweiser sketch, when we thought we needed to have real intestines, that there was no way we could ever fake it with any form of makeup. And so they covered me in real pig intestines and we destroyed this costume up the john's whole living room. We did all this just because we're like, no, dude, it's hardcore.

[Dan Soder]

No, dude, we're hardcore. I mean, like, you know, man, Art.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He'S like, no, the audience doesn't know that it's real.

[Ed Larson]

But he like didn't look real. I remember it being really thin and be like, oh, that doesn't look real. Even though it is real.

[Dan Soder]

Everyone's like, this is fake. And you're like, you have no idea the disgusting lengths we went.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And the audience, a lot of audience don't know what it's like to have a real, real butcher. Cuz I used to go to a real guy that I remember when we used to. When we asked for the pig guts and the guy was like, yeah. Like, he was so excited.

[Dan Soder]

He's like, you made my Tuesday shift easier. Come here. It's that bag right there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Wow.

[Ed Larson]

I love that guy. Deliver wor sandwiches. Those things would slow us down.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He made his own liver worst.

[Ed Larson]

You eat liverwurst?

[Dan Soder]

No.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, Dan, it's great.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Are you an advanced meat man?

[Dan Soder]

Not really.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You get sick?

[Dan Soder]

No, I can hold on be.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You ever had head cheese?

[Dan Soder]

No. What's that?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's like meat jelly.

[Dan Soder]

Oh my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All the stuff from your head, dude.

[Dan Soder]

I remember listening you guys going to Scotland and you said you liked the blood.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, blood sausage, the white sausage. I don't know what it is. I think it's cum. I don't know what it is because that's head cheese. So it's like essentially it's a meat jelly solidified.

[Dan Soder]

I'll tell you right now by the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Very, very fat forward.

[Dan Soder]

I could do it if I had a cracker.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, that's what you have to do with mustard.

[Dan Soder]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You put some mustard.

[Dan Soder]

Maybe I could do that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Yellow or French.

[Ed Larson]

It's a cold meatloaf.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I like a spicy ass mustard. Like a Kosciusko. I like a Polish Mustard.

[Dan Soder]

Would I look stupid doing it with, like, a French's?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, French is a shitty mustard.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's nothing stupid.

[Ed Larson]

Yellow mustard.

[Dan Soder]

Let's not get in.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, the deli mustard. If you're going to have mustard, you eat deli mustard. I like French. You like shitty.

[Dan Soder]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's. He's alone.

[Dan Soder]

He's alone.

[Ed Larson]

You're allowed to do whatever you want. I'm just curious why somebody would.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's because they're people, what they grew up with.

[Dan Soder]

I just. I like it. Yeah, I. I like it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're gonna just listen. I want to squash this.

[Ed Larson]

I didn't realize you were gonna cry.

[Dan Soder]

No deli mustard. I would do that. I would absolutely do head cheese.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, man. I love all that type of anything. That's.

[Dan Soder]

What about haggis?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. I love it.

[Dan Soder]

You love tag.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I love. I actively like haggis. Yeah, it's good. If you get it good. They don't get in. You're not gonna eat it here.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, I know. I.

[Henry Zebrowski]

LA is. No, like, LA is not.

[Dan Soder]

When we were in Edinburgh for. For. I lived with Sean Patton, and we would hang out every night. Me, Sean Patton, Langston, and Emmy Blotnick. And we were like, should we get haggis? And we pussed out, buddy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know?

[Ed Larson]

You know, and then you throw the rest of the trash. Like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You would be wildly surprised how good it is because it just. It's a horrible name in. The ingredients are a nightmare.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, it's. I mean, but so is a hot dog, and I like hot dogs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Exactly. It's. It is the same. Basically the same profile, flavor profile as a hot dog.

[Dan Soder]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's heavily spiced, good texture.

[Dan Soder]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Comes out like a solid disc.

[Dan Soder]

There's people that are absolutely disagreeing with you right now. You love it. They're like, no.

[Ed Larson]

So there was this part. I want to hear about this. This kind of relates to what we're talking about. There was a wild game dinner in rural Pennsylvania this week where they ate crow.

[Dan Soder]

Okay.

[Ed Larson]

They had bear stew, raccoon, adoi, sausage, stingray casserole.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You ever had skate?

[Ed Larson]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Skate is basically. Yeah, it's like stingray. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I think I've had skate before.

[Dan Soder]

Was it gamey?

[Ed Larson]

No, it's not like, it's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a difficult.

[Ed Larson]

Not much going on there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Sucks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You have to pull all the meat out, all the bones. Bones. Sucks.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. They have rabbit, kielbasa, turtle, snapping turtle, salami, smoked eel, beaver, shepherd's pie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Shepherd's pie sounds like the worst porn I've ever seen.

[Dan Soder]

She actually got her blown off, and so. But we're still gonna do the scene. We're still gonna film this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I'm dead.

[Dan Soder]

I'm ready.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What happened is I stepped on a landmine and it took out one of my lips. I'm ready for the scene.

[Ed Larson]

The groundhog chili dough does sound pretty.

[Dan Soder]

Groundhog chili.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, none of that. The only thing that really skeeves me out is that I've heard bear meats really gross. I've heard bear meats very greasy.

[Ed Larson]

They said it was cow because they put it in, like, a stew.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

[Dan Soder]

This also sounds like a joke. It sounds like the back of a Roadkill Cafe shirt.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it does. It does.

[Dan Soder]

Without the clever names. Like if they just gave up on a Roadkill Cafe shirt.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a raccoon omelette.

[Dan Soder]

Enjoy yourself. You guys used to call it, like, skid and turf.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. No, it's called rat.

[Ed Larson]

It's rat burger. Oh, man. But they said the things they have. The. The biggest trouble cooking is predators like fox and coyote. They said they have a coyote smoked ham, and then half the people loved it. Half the people hated it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I bet. I don't. I wouldn't want to eat. I think dog in general is not necessarily.

[Ed Larson]

Coyote is not dog.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, they're like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's close enough.

[Ed Larson]

They're dog adjacent, for sure. But they live a different life.

[Dan Soder]

They have. They. I mean, they live tough lives.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

You see a dog, and then you see a coyote. It's like when you see a dog, then you see a wolf, and you go, no, these aren't even similar. Like, wolves are giant compared to dogs. And then coyotes are just like, oh, you poor son of a. They always have matted fur. They're always like, ah, help me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Kind of feels like how. It's just weird. Just in Dallas with Marcus's family, and there is, like, a thing about, like, I always sort of feel like maybe I could be a man. And then you meet, like, all the ranchers.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then you're like, oh, I'm not a man.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah. I just get in there, like, squeeze as hard as I can with the hand with the handshake and just be like, hopefully, that's good enough.

[Henry Zebrowski]

His father has one eye, and he still works, like, 15 hours a day out of us. Yeah. Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Look at that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's like, help.

[Dan Soder]

But it is when you. When you shake a man's hand like that, and it just feels like tree Bark.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Like, it's not like a real hand. You go like, are you made of oak?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Meanwhile, like, my hand feels like, like essentially the hand of like, you know, like a soft Hillary Swank.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I have Hillary Swank's hands.

[Dan Soder]

I've never, never met a princess before.

[Ed Larson]

I think you got Ricky leg stands.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, Ricky.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, Ricky Lake hand ass.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I definitely do. If I went into her Hollywood fine hall of fame.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, my God. It unlocks something. You see a trace out. Oh, my God. Junior Henry's hosting a 90s talk show.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Let's get real, people, with Henry Zabrowski.

[Dan Soder]

Let's bring him out. You just say that. Let's bring them on out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

My sweetest, most beautiful Dan.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, my God. You guys are the best.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What a cherished time this was to spend this with you.

[Dan Soder]

To go from the creek in the cave to this. To go from me listening to you guys as I play College Football 25 on my PlayStation 5.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then very quickly, when I wanted to do this, you know, this is Rob's idea, and I think it's fun.

[Dan Soder]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is at the end of your shows.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You do a card.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Opening segment.

[Dan Soder]

Hell yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So Rob went to the local hobby store.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And he got a pack of cards to open that I figured that maybe we could describe. And I've never seen this before. It is the Elvis collection.

[Dan Soder]

Yes. This fucking rules.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So these are. So I'm just going to give this to you.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You create a pack. You guys. You guys get a pack, and then we'll just go through some of it.

[Dan Soder]

Go.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just. Let's go. Just see what this is.

[Dan Soder]

It says cards of his life. It is the Elvis collection.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I love Elvis.

[Ed Larson]

I love ones of a toilet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Whoa. He's a murderer.

[Dan Soder]

If you get the peanut butter. If you get the peanut butter and banana sandwich, you get another pack for free.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my God.

[Ed Larson]

A fake police badge.

[Dan Soder]

I got so excited. I thought you did. And I. I hurried to open my pack.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Did you see. Ever see his interviews? I'm fascinated with Elvis. Like, you ever seen his talks with his. Or the. The interview with the. His cook?

[Dan Soder]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's wonderful.

[Dan Soder]

It just recently came out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, no, it was like a couple, bunch of years ago. Said Mr. Elvis. He used to wake me up every night and he said, Ms. B, I want my peanut butter sandwich now. And then she go and talk about how she's like. I always knew he was hungry. I could hear him wrestling in there. Like the nicest.

[Dan Soder]

He come in after taking three of those blue pills.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He Would be so, so excited. So excited.

[Dan Soder]

Dude, I got. I got Vegas Elvis having a cup of water.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Health conscious Elvis.

[Dan Soder]

Elvis. And on the back, they have these little descriptions of the cards, and it says, Elvis never was one to tell a string of jokes during his Vegas shows. He left that to the professional comedians who open for him. But that's gotta be crazy to open for Elvis.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I bet you're so mad that you're there.

[Dan Soder]

Did you. Did you ever think about doing at the end of that Lincoln joke, having a. You do tags, buddy. You got. No, thanks, King. No tags.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, don't ste. Hey, if you could avoid any Suspicious Minds material.

[Dan Soder]

Hey, can you do something not about the Chicago ghetto? I'd appreciate it.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, man.

[Dan Soder]

For example, after sipping from a glass of water, he would say to the audience during the show, you'll see I drink a lot of wawa. That's because the desert air is very dry, and it affects my throat. I've also got some Gatorade. It's supposed to act 12 times faster than water. Looks as if it's been used already to me. But if it aids my gator. What?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

They printed a quote that makes no sense.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just him rambling.

[Ed Larson]

Looks like piss, and I drink it anyway, is what he says.

[Dan Soder]

If it's been used already to me. Yeah, but if it aids my gator. Oh, and I bet that got such a laugh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. Everyone's like, what? He's talking about his fucking dick.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, he got a guy, you know, hologram card. Look at this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, it's Tupac.

[Ed Larson]

It's now or never. It's now or never.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm literally struggling to open this.

[Ed Larson]

I use my finger.

[Dan Soder]

I had to do this. This is so funny. You have to, like, pull it apart.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Because you're the expert.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. These sometimes for.

[Henry Zebrowski]

On Dan Soder's podcast. Just so you know, on his.

[Dan Soder]

On Saturday mornings, we open up cards with the. And we've. We've stopped doing it with everybody because I think we've kind of reached the point where you go, like, you know, you're talking about saturation point. Yeah. You. When you were talking about. About Bobby Bonilla.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I love my Bobby Bonilla bit. And I also still herald him, but at some point, the time does go. And you can't always do the same bit. Always. Oh, wow.

[Dan Soder]

You know what I got?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Smirking Elvis.

[Dan Soder]

Childhood home. Childhood home.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow.

[Dan Soder]

Shotgun shack. And he was born in it. January 8th, 1935.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, he's a. He's a Capricorn.

[Dan Soder]

He's Toleo. How do you say that? Mississippi. Tupelo.

[Ed Larson]

Tupelo, Mississippi.

[Dan Soder]

Someone just got so mad at me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, this was. This is the live series. I remember. This one's like. These are part of the same live show that he did. These are the like the comeback tours, you know. No, I do find it interesting that he never toured internationally.

[Dan Soder]

Really?

[Henry Zebrowski]

He also invented the live stream.

[Ed Larson]

He never toured internationally?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Ed Larson]

What a pussy. All right, this one's him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it's because the Colonel wouldn't let him.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, that's what it was. I would call him because the Colonel was wanted. This was him on a shrieking tour. This is when all the girls would see him. Colonel Parker's inspiration to have Hill was do a benefit concert for the USS Arizona Memorial at Pearl Harbor. 1961. Turned into a total triumph show for all concerned. First off, show was hot. Elvis stood at the microphone and sang if his life depended on it. Secondly, the fundraising triggered an outpouring of public support because Elvis had it like that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, this is the kind of shit I like. See, this is the version of Elvis I like the most. Which him? Big thick belt on, just at work. Yeah, he's relaxed where Elvis relaxed wherever, whenever and however he could. Here you see him participating in an early 70s Easter egg hunt at his home in California. Given his demanding schedule, it's a wonder that he ever got to relax at all. There were songs to record, movies to make, concerts to do, and on rare occasions, television specials to consider. In spite of this picture, it should be obvious that Elvis never put all of his eggs in one basket.

[Dan Soder]

Oh my God, that guy wrote that and pushed away from his desk and went, well, that card's done. Yeah, we'll print that thing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now I'm gonna go home and have sex with my husband.

[Ed Larson]

I got one here. Is this him explaining how it's okay for him to call Priscilla even though she's only 16 years old?

[Henry Zebrowski]

He goes, now here, listen.

[Dan Soder]

He goes, here's deal. You have to understand, she's the most.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Mature woman I've ever met.

[Dan Soder]

14 going on 40. Now here's the deal. I know it weirds out some of the boys cuz she still likes her building blocks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I told him, I told them, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Dan Soder]

You supposed to build a home. If a girl don't like to build blocks, they go, God damn, Elvis, you really got me with that Gatorade joke. And then that your bride isn't a child. Yeah, I'll really turn around the old Flipperoo.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They thought they had me.

[Dan Soder]

They had me in the first half. Not going to lie, it's not called.

[Ed Larson]

Grooming if it's a horse.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, man, he's good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Honestly. Thank you so much for joining in on Rules, dude. I honestly do wish that these were. I do wish we had little bit more of the food involved. Yeah, there's a couple of Garbage Pail Kids over there too. I got one for each of you guys just in case you.

[Dan Soder]

You studded jumpsuit dude.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Look at, that's my dream man. Look at, there's Aligator, which is weird. These are Garbage B kids. Max Axe. And then we have here. This is Shaggy Aggie. This is making fun of women with underarm hair.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And this one here is referring to a. An executioner. This is a Garbage Pail Kids, for those of you don't know, this was a thing that we liked as children.

[Dan Soder]

Love garbage because they took the Cabbage Patch Kids and they were like, what if they would dack and twisted?

[Henry Zebrowski]

And you were like, yeah, thank you, thank you.

[Dan Soder]

What if Satan made his own Garbage Pail Kid? I'd say buy it, buy it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But this I find to be ignorance. Pure ignorance.

[Dan Soder]

I think the Pedophile series with Elvis is way better. This is spookier than any cabbage.

[Ed Larson]

They should mix them in the same deck.

[Dan Soder]

Oh no. I got stinky mclunky. And then also. Oh God. Elvis kissing a 13 year old.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, hey, listen.

[Dan Soder]

She has the lips of a woman. Don't forget that.

[Ed Larson]

Hey, and here's one of Elvis giving her father a catalog.

[Dan Soder]

Hey, nothing, nothing makes you forget about your little baby girl. Like keys dropping into your palm.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, tell me, what was it like when she was in your balls?

[Dan Soder]

Could I get a feeling? I want to. I want to feel where she came from.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That was incredible. Oh, sweet, dearest Soder.

[Dan Soder]

I love you guys.

[Ed Larson]

Please listen to the Sodor podcast and check him out. He's on tour this weekend in San Diego on the 28th at the BAL Balboa Theater, which is a great theater.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Great place to see a show.

[Ed Larson]

And then you're going to be in San Francisco on the second or the first.

[Dan Soder]

Second.

[Ed Larson]

On the second. San Francisco, the Palace Fine Arts center. And then of course, Grand Rapids, Michigan, Gilda Fest on March 8th. Go check out Dan Live, one of the best comedians on earth.

[Dan Soder]

I am.

[Ed Larson]

You're HBO Special is. It's literally the only special I've watched twice.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, thanks, dude.

[Ed Larson]

So good. I love it, man.

[Dan Soder]

It's just awesome to come out here and be able to do this. I love you guys so much. Please tell Marcus I said hi. I'm so proud of you. By the way, Marcus produced the podcast for me and Mike racine in, like, 2008, and, man, we should have held on to that. And, man, we up. We up. Day jobs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was a mover.

[Dan Soder]

He was a mover. I was a waiter. And we just come in and about stories, but we really didn't know how to podcast yet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now we're see his fun. He's still crack.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. I love my Christine very much, but tell Marcus I said hi. I'm so proud of you guys. This is so cool to see you guys have your own fortress in the City of Angels.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, thank you so much for being here. Check out the goddamn show.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The Dan Soder Sodor podcast.

[Dan Soder]

I'll be listening to you guys. Bye. As I play college football and yell about it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, do it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right. Bye.

[Dan Soder]

Rise from your grave.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What an amazing time we had.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, I love Dan.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's the best.

[Ed Larson]

Nice. Nothing makes me happier than old New York buddies, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I love them.

[Ed Larson]

They. They really.

[Dan Soder]

It's.

[Ed Larson]

It just. It warms my heart.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it's good to see him still around.

[Ed Larson]

Still around. He's doing amazing. Amazing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Scratching it.

[Ed Larson]

Playing theater solo.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's doing great. So go to patreon.com lastpodcast and left. You can watch us go through the whole card scenario. We're having so much fun. Also, go check us out on the big Flop with Misha Brown. We talk about Joe Exotic. We really. We really fit in with his audience. And I'm excited, though. Like, go check it out. He was super funny.

[Ed Larson]

He was amazing. I had such a good time talking to Misha. He was so fun. He was very sweet, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Very, very sweet. And then go check out all of our horseshit on twitch. Twitch t. LPNTV. We have Goodpud live this week.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

At 6pm yeah.

[Ed Larson]

And next week, we got Hoopa Goo Games. Come back on March 6th with MJ Neffle, the wonderful Rob Hayes, and Olivia Grace. It's gonna be a lot of fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. It's gonna be a lot of fun. And go lastpodcast and left.com and buy tickets to see us live. Our show's better than ever.

[Ed Larson]

Tuesday, we're going to Huntsville.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Come out to Huntsville.

[Ed Larson]

Well, yeah. March 16th. We're gonna be chilling there. Side stories going big, baby.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're gonna have a lot of fun. Come check us out. We're gonna eat some Urman food. We're gonna have diarrhea. Come, please watch us entertain.

[Ed Larson]

We are coming from hot chicken to schnitzel, seeing what's better. I'm very excited because we're gonna be in Nashville with last podcast at the Ryman two days before that on March 15th.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm done with hot chicken.

[Ed Larson]

You're done with hot chicken?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a prank. We've talked about this in the show for years.

[Ed Larson]

What are you talking about?

[Henry Zebrowski]

About hot chicken? It's a prank played on local play from locals onto us.

[Ed Larson]

Well, you get the mild.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Don't go.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, you get mild.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Don't have to get the mild. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

What are you talking about? Yeah, you don't. Don't get the ridiculous one. It's delicious.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It kind wants a barbecue.

[Ed Larson]

I think it's your fault.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I like barbecue. No, the last time I went extreme with it, it was very bad for me.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't do that, man. It's bad for you. Also, right after Huntsville, I'm going down Florida, baby. I'm starting my invasive species tour on March 20th. I'm going to be in Jacksonville. The 21st and 22nd. I'm going to be in Panama City. And I just found out it's gonna be spring break.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

If you want to watch your boy get destroyed by a bunch of drunk, horny 18 year olds.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, you are going to be.

[Ed Larson]

You are.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're not gonna be in a comedy club, right?

[Ed Larson]

They're gonna rip me to shreds if they do come. And then the night after that, on March 23rd, I'm gonna be in Tallahassee, Florida with Danny Pedrosian back at our old stomping ground, what used to be brothers.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So funny.

[Ed Larson]

Now the night 926 Bar and Grill. I'll be playing there. All those tickets are available on eddytunes.com also, we're going to be doing in May, going back to Florida. I'm doing some shows in Naples and Key west by myself. But in between that, Henry and I got a couple side stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Live, we're doing old town. We're coming down to Fort Lauderdale. Yeah, come and check us out. Oh, town. Actually, the tickets are doing really well. Yeah, but come check us out in Fort Lauderdale. I have no idea what in the living that's gonna be like. Oh, it's very exciting.

[Ed Larson]

I've done that place a little. Daniel Beach Improv is a great comedy club. I really love that place. Place. I've done it a million times with Jeff and I can't wait to come back home and see my people. And I'm gonna be there. I got the Publix jokes in hands. You guys are ready for it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Can't wait.

[Ed Larson]

And then also Atlanta, we added a second show at dad's garage.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, we did.

[Ed Larson]

Make sure you check that out. We sold out the first show and we haven't actually announced this yet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, we haven't.

[Ed Larson]

Are on sale. Make sure you go check it out. They are available at last podcast.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I'm gonna say a thing that I know what it means yet. They're going to be different formats.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. No, they're going to be a different show. So if you want to come to both, they will be different.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Which means that Henry and I are going to riff both of them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep.

[Ed Larson]

And it's going to be, you know, and. But you're going to help us.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're going to have a structure. You're going to see. There'll be a structure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Structure, sure. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

You know, structures.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, we do. You've seen us live. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hail Satan, everyone.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Hail. Dance up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. He did good.

[Ed Larson]

Fucking love that guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

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