Side Stories: Squatch Watch 2026

Summary

Last Podcast On The Left – Side Stories: Squatch Watch 2026

Date: March 18, 2026
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski (“Henry Brown Whiskey”) and Ed Larson

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Episode Overview

This Side Stories episode is a typically rambunctious outing where Henry and Ed cover a range of pop culture, horror, and true crime topics with their signature irreverence, focusing this week on a major new wave of Bigfoot (“Squatch”) sightings in Ohio. The conversation veers wildly into their live show experiences, impromptu conspiracy talk, audience interactions, and listener mail. True to form, their tone remains comedic, skeptical, and occasionally gleefully crass.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Live Show Debrief: Road Food and Local Color

• Opening Banter (02:05–06:54):
  • Recap of recent Midwest shows in Indiana and Urbana, Illinois.
  • Shout-out to Balderado's Porchetta and Sicilian Sausage, a local sandwich spot the hosts found on their own (04:25).
    • Quote: “I’m such a good sandwich hunter, you have no idea. I’ll find a good sandwich in a fucking pile of dead dogs.” – Ed [04:40]
  • Reveling in interactions with “Italian Midwest ladies” and joking about “borrowing” them, extolling the region’s food and people.
  • Joking about failed crowd food recommendations.
• Brief reflection on the quirky Lincoln Square Mall in Urbana (06:08).

2. Grassroots Conspiracy Evangelism

• Epstein Files Evangelism (07:00–09:00):
  • Despite not doing their regular “update” segment on the episode, the hosts talk about how they’ve become evangelists for Epstein-related conspiracies in person, sharing info with Uber drivers and random couples.
  • Quote: “We are hitting the streets, we’re directly delivering Epstein information to the people.” – Henry [07:29]
• Fun with Roadside Political Discourse (09:00–11:00):
  • Tales of discussing political conspiracy (Trump, Epstein, Clintons) with their Indiana driver, including making him uncomfortable with their dark humor and deep pessimism about politicians.

3. Oscars, Horror Representation, and Wary Celebration

• Horror at the Oscars (11:53–13:32):
  • Celebrating multiple horror films winning and being nominated.
    • Quote: “It’s nice to see people getting murdered and rewarded for it… in fantasy!” – Ed & Henry [14:04]
  • Some skepticism about horror going “mainstream” and concerns about its artistic ecosystem.

4. Conspiracy Theory Check-In: Is Netanyahu Real?

• A.I. Doppelgängers and Media Manipulation (14:11–17:15):
  • Paranoid musings about whether Benjamin Netanyahu is alive, riffing on deep-fake rumors and media trickery.
  • Chatter about fake viral videos (e.g., Ghislaine Maxwell in Canada).
  • Quote: “I don’t believe anything anymore because I got caught by that Ghislaine Maxwell video in Canada and the Epstein one. So I don’t even fucking know.” – Ed [15:31]
• Current Events Paranoia: Iranian Drones & Cash Patel (17:15–19:45):
  • Lampooning Cash Patel and recent fake scare stories about Iranian drone attacks and supposed fraud investigations in California.
  • Quote: “It is literally just making shit up… He literally is an empty vessel just like everybody else inside the administration right now.” – Henry [17:28]

5. Main Event: The Great Ohio Bigfoot Flap of 2026

Bigfoot Flap: What Happened? (24:28–38:15)

• A Significant Cluster of Sightings:
  • Between March 6–10, eight reported Bigfoot sightings in Portage County, Ohio.
  • Two distinct creatures: one 10-foot black Bigfoot and a ~6-foot brown one (“maybe a lady”—jokes abound).
• Sources and Spread:
  • Reports coordinated/collected by Jeremiah Byron of the “Bigfoot Society” podcast, including references to the Bigfoot Mapping Project (with color-coded levels of reported reality).
    • Skeptic Note: Anyone can add a sighting, but some are verified calls by Byron. [27:48]
• Anecdotal Details:
  • Sightings occurred in daylight and at night, with variations in color, size, and movement (notably, Bigfoot “can’t turn its head,” but turns its whole body).
    • Quote: “That’s a big distinct thing about Bigfoot. That’s how Jeremiah knows it’s a Bigfoot.” – Henry [29:38]
  • Reports of Bigfoot vocalizations, found tracks, and frightened pets.
  • Vibes-based methodology for separating “real” from fake sightings; both hosts mock and admire the tenacity of modern-day Bigfooters.
  • Quote: “He says, ‘I know when I hear the truth. And this is what I’m hearing is the truth.’” – Henry, referencing Jeremiah Byron [27:58]
• Skeptical Analyses & Lore:
  • Ed questions who hikes in Ohio winters; both hosts poke fun at the witness pool and suggest maybe it’s just tall Ohioans (32:11).
  • Questions about Bigfoot dietary requirements, bodily remains, and the “ghost theory”—Bigfoot as a ghost of prehuman species, inspired by the Newkirks’ ideas.
    • Quote: “Imagine that Loch Ness Monster was a ghost of a plesiosaur.” – Henry [37:18]
• Media and Fat Men:
  • Both hosts joke about the endless hours of “fat men talking about Bigfoot” podcasts and documentaries. (“You sent me three hours of fat men talking about Bigfoot for this 10-minute bit…” – Ed [34:10])
  • A mock-serious clip from a Bigfoot doc (35:15) about accepting animal miracles and adding Bigfoot to the mix.
• Summary Skepticism:
  • Hosts ultimately remain skeptical but deeply entertained by the scale of the sightings and the culture around “Squatch hunting.”
  • Quote: “I do believe there’s a sort of spiritual, psychic energy to it. There’s something else… There’s something out in them woods, but you never know what it is, and we’ll never know probably.” – Henry [44:07]
• Related Current News:
  • Mention that the infamous Patterson-Gimlin “Patty” Bigfoot film was just thoroughly debunked in a new documentary (51:25).

6. Other Notable Segments

• Crime Stories:
  • The Legend of Tommy Thompson (52:57–57:35):
    • Treasure hunter found a gold-filled shipwreck, converted the gold into coins no one can find, and was jailed for a decade for refusing to divulge his secret—now released, presumably with his gold hidden.
      • Quote: “This man is a case against the government… He served his time. He did 10 years, earned it. And it was for contempt.” – Ed [57:03]
  • Low-rent Highway Robbers (63:02–72:05):
    • Seven men in a comically inefficient “poker robbery” scam at highway rest stops over three months netted just $21,000—about $1,000 monthly each. Pitched as a lesson in how crime doesn’t pay, with tongue-in-cheek praise for the ineptitude.
      • Quote: “They were all from Ohio and one was from Tennessee, but they got caught in Pittsburgh.” – Ed [63:21]
• Food Safety PSA:
  • Costco meatloaf recall due to salmonella (45:34).
• Celebrity/Sports Listener Mail:
  • Email from a listener about a “Dan Marino obsessed” mom, AOL-era online impersonation, and collecting commemorative dinner plates (73:25–74:46).
    • Quote: “You’re gonna want to hold on to those plates. Or you send one over here—I’ll take one.” – Ed [74:41]
  • Henry recounts awkward celebrity encounters—e.g., John Tesh, and Ed’s botched joke with an actor from “The Pit” (75:28–77:06).
• Pet Ghosts and Grift:
  • Short riff on animal ghosts and woo, soliciting listener stories about pet hauntings (40:13–41:35).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I’m such a good sandwich hunter, you have no idea. I’ll find a good sandwich in a fucking pile of dead dogs.” – Ed [04:40]
• “We are hitting the streets, we’re directly delivering Epstein information to the people.” – Henry [07:29]
• “I don’t believe anything anymore because I got caught by that Ghislaine Maxwell video…” – Ed [15:31]
• “It’s nice to see people getting murdered and rewarded for it… in fantasy!” – Ed & Henry [14:04]
• “That’s how Jeremiah knows it’s a Bigfoot—because it turned its whole body to see him. Bears don’t do that.” – Ed & Henry [29:43]
• “Imagine that Loch Ness Monster was a ghost of a plesiosaur… I just think this is cool.” – Henry [37:18], [37:26]
• “This man is a case against the government… He served his time. He did 10 years, earned it. And it was for contempt.” – Ed [57:03]
• “If you die by meatloaf, we will honor you on the show.” – Ed [46:23]
• “I refuse to learn. Very attractive.” – Ed, after botching a celebrity encounter [77:17]
• “Live every day knowing for a fact you never know when you’re going to meet John Tesh.” – Henry [77:27]

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Timestamps – Important Segments

• 02:05 – Live show weekend recap and food adventure
• 07:29 – Roadside conspiracy proselytizing (Epstein files & driver story)
• 11:53 – Horror wins at the Oscars
• 14:11 – “Is Netanyahu alive?” paranoia and deep-fake rumors
• 17:15 – Iran drone scare and Cash Patel mockery
• 24:28 – Ohio Bigfoot flap, main story begins
• 31:04 – Bigfoot on the highway, chase by a dog
• 34:25 – “Fat men talk about Bigfoot” meta-commentary, evaluation of Bigfoot documentaries
• 39:19 – Sidebars on dog theft and listener pet ghost stories solicitation
• 45:34 – Costco meatloaf health warning PSA
• 51:23 – Debunking of the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot film
• 52:57 – The legend and legal saga of Tommy Thompson, the gold shipwreck finder
• 63:02 – Pennsylvania “poker” robbery gang, comedic breakdown
• 73:25 – Listener email: mom obsessed with Dan Marino, online trolling and memorabilia
• 74:41 – Ed asks to be sent a Dan Marino commemorative plate
• 75:28 – John Tesh and “The Pit” celebrity encounters

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Summary: Tone and Takeaway

This episode is classic Last Podcast On The Left—with Henry and Ed in loose, improvisational form, blending the weirdness of American folklore (Bigfoot), the grind of true crime, a dash of celebrity absurdity, and their ever-present gallows humor about the news and conspiracies. It’s rollicking, occasionally gross, frequently skeptical, and always self-aware. The highlight is the Bigfoot segment: a sincere, funny, and unexpectedly detailed traversal of how American myth persists even in an age of information overload, with plenty of barbs reserved for both believers and skeptics. The final word? Squatch Watch 2026 is in full swing, and even if Bigfoot remains elusive, the laughs (and listener stories) are very real.

Transcript

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

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[Ed Larson]

Last podcast on the Left is presented by ready or not 2 here I come from Radio Silence directors Matt Bentinelli Open and Tyler Gillette of Scream and Abigail fame. Ready or not two Here I Come picks up exactly where the first film left off. Our heroine, Grace Battle, worn and drenched in blood, stumbles out of the carnage thinking she's finally free. She ain't. Surviving has made her the target of a mysterious cabal of eccentric power hungry lethal Billionair. When her estranged sister is pulled into their trap, the two must fight the High Council for the seat that controls the world. Double or nothing. Great movie. I saw it. Just as fun as the first one.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Better than that too.

[Ed Larson]

Here I come. It's only in theaters March 20th.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

There's no place to escape to.

[Ed Larson]

This is the last on the left side Stories.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side Stories, Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Was it huge?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No, small. Rolling. I mean they had to come out a little.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, of course. That's the thing I do.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Is that how we start? No, I don't.

[Ed Larson]

Doggies have C sections.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

They have D sections. Eddie, I just want to say, you know, we had a absolutely fantastic weekend. As you can hear, my voice is destroyed. Ed's voice is destroyed.

[Ed Larson]

I'm a little better now.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, but my voice is destroyed.

[Ed Larson]

I was really bad during the show.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes, we had. But we had so much fun in Urbana after our indie show. Great show in indie, but Urbana was special.

[Ed Larson]

Big towns with things to do and people to talk to.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But I Seriously. There are times though when Eddie and I are out that I almost feel like Magneto where I have not control but I'm using a man's mutant like ability to empathize with pigs to sort of weaponize it to find good pork sandwiches.

[Ed Larson]

I know what I'm doing, dude.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But it is. You have this ability. You empathize with pigs. You love pigs.

[Ed Larson]

I love them.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You will probably talk to a pig. Yeah. But you also.

[Ed Larson]

They're smarter than toddlers.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But you seem to know instinctually then also where the good pork is.

[Ed Larson]

Well, all right. Here's the thing with delicious pork and food in general, Things that are loved taste better. Does that make sense? Like if you love it and you treat it well, it is more delicious after you kill it.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That's why Jeffrey Dahmer kissed him first.

[Ed Larson]

Exactly.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Welcome to side stories. My name is Henry Brown Whiskey. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson and we had. I'm just. That's why I even want to said this is because like, we'll just do Uncle Corner up top.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Exceptional pork sandwich.

[Ed Larson]

It was really good. Why I had an eggplant parm.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, he was healthy.

[Ed Larson]

I was healthy.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, he was a good boy. Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing. Because everyone, that's what you know about an eggplant parm. That's the first thing that comes to my head. Oh, that. The light health chicken is too much today. Oh, I don't need all that meat. I need something that is only oil.

[Ed Larson]

Well, I was gonn Italian sandwich and then she said that the eggplant parm was particularly good there. And she was correct.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

She was. And that was. What was the name of the place again?

[Ed Larson]

It was Balderado's Porchetta and Sicilian sausage in Urbana, Illinois. Shout out to you.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And we also asked for recommendations. And guess what? You guys did. Not a single one of you told us to go to Ball Dorada's.

[Ed Larson]

I had to find it on my own.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

We had to find that on our own.

[Ed Larson]

I'm such a good sandwich hunter, you have no idea. I'll find a good sandwich in a fucking pile of dead dogs.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah. I feel like I'm using like a psychic Native American to help me find oil. You know what I mean? Like, that's how it feels. It feels like I'm using a kind hearted empathetic ability to point it towards destruction. And I don't mind it because I win. I got the Porchetta sandwich because I'm not a cuck.

[Ed Larson]

And I too, I got to tell you, like, because like Henry, if you're on the road with Henry, Henry's yelling, where's the food?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Why?

[Ed Larson]

It's not fast enough. Find it faster. We're making a left now, you know, so I'm just Like, but I found balderado porchetta and Sicilian sausage. And boy, oh, boy, do I love you Italian Midwest ladies.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Hey, those Italian Midwest ladies, I wanted to fold them up, I wanted to put them in a basket and I wanted to take them home with me.

[Ed Larson]

I wish we could borrow them at least for a month, but.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, just go check that out.

[Ed Larson]

We probably could borrow them for a month.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No one would know they were missing. No, I mean, there's nothing there. No one, no one's there.

[Ed Larson]

Balderadas is there. And if Balderadas goes down, that whole town collapses.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No, Balderadas comes home. Balderadas comes to California. You're right. But yes, you guys, good, really good work out there. Except for those of you that did not recommend it. And that's where you failed us. And I will never forgive you for that. But we're going to come back to turbana because that's how good the show was.

[Ed Larson]

The Lincoln Square Mall was weird.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Well, that's the whole thing.

[Ed Larson]

We're gonna leave that just like a garage sale. That was the inside disguised as a mall.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, yeah, but that's for them. And again, we made fun of that to their faces. And that's special. And we only do that on side stories live. And you can go and get tickets for that podcast on the left dot com, because Eddie and I, we do come up with material. We run. We talk about macabre shit, but we also, we will absolutely eat in your town and roast the living.

[Ed Larson]

That's right. In April, we're going to be in Anchorage, Fairbanks and Lexington. So come check out Lexington, Kentucky. And that's going to be good.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I can't wait for that one this week. I just want you to know, up, way off the up top. We're. We're not going to hit an update today because let's all. Let's take a break. You know what I mean?

[Ed Larson]

We deserve a mental health break.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

We all did it. I was watching and stuff. We're going. We are going to talk about.

[Ed Larson]

It ain't going away.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No, no, no, no. We are going to talk about the Italian Trump next week, hopefully. We also have a bunch of other stories to go deep into. There's. There's so much still going. It's still there. Don't worry about it. They. We did I get to say we're not doing an update here. Sure. But we did get to tell our driver all about the Epstein files on their way from Urbana back to Indianapolis and we scared him. We also got to tell you remember that anonymous married couple we met at the rooftop bar.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I told them all about the Epstein files. So don't worry. We are hitting the streets. We're directly delivering Epstein information to the people. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

And that chick, she told you she was a real nurse?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh, trauma nurse. Trauma center nurse.

[Ed Larson]

And then she told you about shrimping.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh, well, that was one of my favorite things. So I told her about the Epstein files. No. And she told me about shrimping, which she learned from her nurse Instagram, which was like she follows a bunch of nurses. And shrimping is when you. You are a man and you come into a woman's ass. Yeah. And then you suck the cum out. Out of the ass.

[Ed Larson]

So it's not felching, it's shrimping.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It's not like Bubba. It's not Bubba Gump shrimping.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Well, I mean, you can. You can eat shrimp. Yeah. And do it.

[Ed Larson]

I think it should be called krillin it.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Would that be cute?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Closer to krill than shrimp.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

This is why finding your shrimping as just says to suck on someone's toes is according to Urban Dictionary. But not. I thought what this nurse showed me.

[Ed Larson]

No, no, no. She had a whole video about it,

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

and she was on a staycation with her husband.

[Ed Larson]

It was one of those things where it was like, she clocked Henry, like, I think he needs to know about shrimping. And I was like, this woman knows how to read a room.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, dude, I've never experienced. I was just. I was so happy. But also because, I mean, I led with the epine vials.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And it really sets the temperature.

[Ed Larson]

It really does.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Because. But again, we don't. We didn't do it on the show this week because we did it to P P2P. We're out there grassroots, ruining people's nights because, like, that was the thing. Our stupid driver even did the thing. He was a nice guy. Fine. Fine guy.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He may be listening. We. We plugged the show. We actually subscribed to the show.

[Ed Larson]

Text him. I te him the show. So he's probably listening. What's up, Jim? How you doing?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I'm Jim, but Jim, did he say, hey. Oh, you know, I'm a bit of a Trump fan. Right. And then we're like, unfortunately, he punched a 13 year old in the head while she was trying to suck his dick. And then he was just like. He was like, what? And I was like, go check it out. You know what I mean? Because we did a whole thing where we first said, like, you know, like, we went and we softballed because first he asked you, like, what are your jokes on aoc? And we're like, you guys have any. You're sexually obsessed with her.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And then we then said, like, I don't know why you're sexually obsessed with.

[Ed Larson]

With her.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I think she's beautiful. I do think she's beautiful. Yeah. Also just like, she doesn't really enter my mind quite a bit. And she's also whatever. Right now. She's doing her job. That's what she needs to do. But these. He was then kind of like to ask about the Clintons. So he was obviously kind of snowballing. Then we got to do, which was awesome. Say, like, well, obviously, Hillary Clinton's a villain. Bill Clinton's a villain. We believe that they should be probably in the hag. Right. Like, we couldn't give a.

[Ed Larson]

Kill him.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And that's what we kept saying. We're like, we don't give a. Like, we don't care if you arrest our people. They're not our people. None of these people are our people. You know who's my people?

[Ed Larson]

Ed. Yeah. I like Henry. Rob's cool. Money. I like Ernie. My new dog.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

You know, I think he's cool. And that's about it. Julie's on the level.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Julia, Natalie. I claim Natalie. That's it. It's the only people I will claim as, like, representative of me. I would fight to keep you from prison.

[Ed Larson]

I like Holden more than Bernie Sanders.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah. It's the truth.

[Ed Larson]

Is the fucking truth.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I admire Bernie Sanders. I'm friends withholden. You know, it's distinctly different. I don't care. I couldn't care what happens to Bernie Sanders when he dies. Unfortunately, I'm not going to shed a tear. I'm going to be like, replace it with somebody else. Who gives a. They're replaceable. Who gives a.

[Ed Larson]

About a senator, man. But, well, how would you feel if Bernie Sanders got Hammer Maniac?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I. I will say honestly, I think

[Ed Larson]

that would hit me hard.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I'm only saying I'd be upset if he got Hammer Maniac only as a true crime ghoul. This is the only reason why I'm even saying this, because I'm just saying that it would be great for the show. Fantastic.

[Ed Larson]

It'd be great for the show.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

So that is my main.

[Ed Larson]

If Bernie got Hammer Maniacs turn me into soup. How? What is. I like. I drink soup, but you're gonna turn me into soup. What is happening to elderly men's heads. How are they so thin? How are they so weak in this

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

structure 1% 1% of the head is given away.

[Ed Larson]

One of the old school stuck with

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

the ball pen hammer. But no that's. We don't hope. We don't wish that.

[Ed Larson]

We don't wish that. But it'd be good for us.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Just because it's good for us doesn't mean we want it to happen. Just like Trump getting elected. Great for our taxes. But I didn't want it to happen.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Did not even that great for our taxes. Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

It isn't.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No. Fuck yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I wanted to absolute maximum. We kind of disagree on this. So I don't. We don't need to spend too much time on it. But I do want to give a shout out to horror representing at the Oscars this year. Fucking sinners winning. Weapons winning. Two people we interviewed had big wins at the Oscars.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Big fucking deal.

[Ed Larson]

Podcast on the left. Push baby.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

We did Sinners was nothing until you fucking owe us. You fudgeing.

[Ed Larson]

Oh our God.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Where's my chunk of I want one of the arms. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Ugly stepsister got a nom.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Really good.

[Ed Larson]

Very cool. Frankenstein. I didn't like it.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It was fine.

[Ed Larson]

But I'm happy it was nominated.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It was beautiful.

[Ed Larson]

It was very gorgeous.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It was beautiful.

[Ed Larson]

And it was very silly to me

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

though young Jacob Elordi was he was very good at that. He didn't have to talk a lot which I think really worked for him plenty. I did.

[Ed Larson]

He did. But it's Frankenstein talks way more than he should have.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He did a good job.

[Ed Larson]

Frankenstein's monster. The monster.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I thought he did a good job. I thought Jacob Elordi was fine. I am sort of looking forward to the bride.

[Ed Larson]

Bride looks cool. Even though everyone says it sucks.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Whatever.

[Ed Larson]

It looks awesome.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I'll take a bunch of drugs. No but you know like this is the Oscars. The only thing I'm obviously I'm slightly hesitant about about horror getting too far into the Oscars world only just because I don't want all of that money to destroy the beautiful ecosystem that is inside of the horror world.

[Ed Larson]

I think people no matter what people will make three dollar horror movies for all of time.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

They better the weather.

[Ed Larson]

Whether I'm trying to I got everywhere I'm trying to. We're all gonna make one.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. So I, I I think it was a great year for horror. Last year was two with the substance. I'm all about this. Give it to horror. I'm, I'm here for it.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I Just think it's awesome. That's amazing. Filmmakers are also bringing an elevated world of horror out to everybody. Amy Madigan getting it.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oscar was fucking amazing. Can't believe that Weapons was. I mean, weapons was also a wonderful cultural moment.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And just. It is nice to see. It does feel like culture, in a way. I don't know if it's healing.

[Ed Larson]

I don't think it's healing. But it's just good to see people getting murdered and rewarded for it.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yep. But that is in fantasy.

[Ed Larson]

In fantasy, yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

So in all of this news, we have a lot going on.

[Ed Larson]

Eddie, I got a question before we get started, please. I'm just very curious on what your thoughts are. I don't even know what to deal with this. I don't know what's real and what's not anymore. Is Netanyahu alive? I can't. I have not seen proof he's alive. I don't know what to feel. I'm very curious. These videos that I've seen of him that they've released, they do not seem real.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I feel we might be. This is the world of conspiracy theory that we are now heading towards. There's some view.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, there's some deep. You've done this to me.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I know. And there is some. There right now, there is some chatter that Benjamin Netanyahu might have been killed. In a way, he's an old man and that now he is sort of being replaced by what seems to be AI video. Now, that's a massive, massive conspiracy that

[Ed Larson]

we don't have proof. No major news network or source is reporting on this.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Now, the problem is, is that he does this Jerusalem Cafe video, right? Like, they're saying, oh, if you look. But you can see the fact that his ring disappears and the coffee doesn't move. No.

[Ed Larson]

And this just doesn't seem like. I don't know if this video is like a distraction, like, not put out by them and, like, make us confused. Like, I don't know what's going on.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

None of us do.

[Ed Larson]

I don't believe anything anymore because I got caught by that Ghislaine Maxwell video

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

in Canada and the Epstein one where

[Ed Larson]

he was by that, too. So I don't even fucking know.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I think that they are comfortably in a world of smoke and mirrors and that we are not going to know for a while.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I would actually bet at this point that he's alive. I think he's alive because they are. But that does not mean he's not hurt or sick or something. And so I would think that if he was dead, they would probably. That that would be pretty big deal.

[Ed Larson]

It'd be a huge fucking deal.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And we're not yet at the point. We have yet to see it yet. I don't know. We. Because we're not yet at the full. Which government's going to be the first to hardcore try to sell us that their guy isn't dead yet? I mean, we haven't. We haven't decided. We haven't gotten to there yet. So I don't know whether or not they are going to be the first. I'm not going to put it past their current administration. Seriously.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

To be the forefront on where we might. We might game this, to extend this out. Because we can't say Iran killed him. Fucking first thing out. We really can't. Because it's going to make every. It's going to stop the war early.

[Ed Larson]

You know, I think it would.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I don't know what it's going to do.

[Ed Larson]

I don't know what probably escalated.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

There's no goals for the war. There's no. It's all just total utter chaos. Just keep talking. To not talk about the fact that the president and it's a pedophile.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

So it doesn't matter. We're here now. We are just kind of ripping the band aids off of a bunch of stuff and they're just letting it fly and we're going to just receive the end bit of it. I'm also going to say in staying within the world of conspiracy theory.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That Cash Patel can go fuck himself.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And trying to threaten California with this fake shit about the Iranian drones attacking us. It is literally just making shit up.

[Ed Larson]

He just wants to decide.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes. It doesn't matter. He's not. He's not. He wants nothing. He has no. He has nothing in his head. He literally is an empty vessel just like everybody else inside of the administration right now. He does not care about a single fucking thing besides social media.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

So he is not trying to catch anybody. Nancy Guthrie's fucking salsa right now while he was partying. And over there with the soccer team.

[Ed Larson]

Find this woman.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes. Yes. So we. She's fud. That lady was fucked that way. He didn't even care about that. That's gone. That story's gone. And so another. Another failure of his. Every single thing that he's doing is a failure. And he is now trying to scare California out of spite. The same thing. Now he attached J.D. vance to quote, unquote. Look for fraud in California. Again. It's all just like weird what they

[Ed Larson]

did in Minnesota to fucking in order to attack them. But what Henry's talking about, in case you don't know, it wasn't. It kind of was swept under the rug.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Because it's fake.

[Ed Larson]

It was fake. It came out there was a news report that Iran was going to fudgeing hit south Southern California with drones that

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

might have been stolen from a place inside of America. That was one theory.

[Ed Larson]

Like a ship deported just out in the Pacific Ocean and they were going to come and attack us. And then the FBI said that. And then they had no evidence to support it. They just trying to scare us.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And then guess what? Like we are in a surveillance state in which we have total space dominance. You mean to tell me the United States of America that has the biggest military force in the galaxy, cannot see from space that there are drones haphazardly being flown at us from 9,000 miles away to a landlocked area? Like, you have to be kidding me. I'm sorry.

[Ed Larson]

So each chick.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

So maybe it may be particularly angry. A little bit late, but I should have done this a while while ago.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, the Pamplutes. Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh, Pamplutes.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah, hook them up. It's been. It's. It's been hard.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, it's been a while. It's been. I've got allergies.

[Ed Larson]

There it is.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I have allergies.

[Ed Larson]

You got allergies?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I have a scratchy throat. That's why I'm like this right now. I have. My sinuses are acting up on me.

[Ed Larson]

Say something nice about Cash Patel. You could do it. I'll go first. I'll go first. He's a fun person to hate. See, you can find something.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He has nice skin.

[Ed Larson]

It's not horrible. It's not horrible. See?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

See I just.

[Ed Larson]

Sometimes you just gotta do that.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It barely cut.

[Ed Larson]

Cut.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I barely cut the ridge. Yeah, this time that was. That was tough.

[Ed Larson]

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[Ed Larson]

Really?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh, because we've been going through just so much fucking unbelievably bummer information. So much bummer information. There's so much bad news out there. And honestly, it's a distraction from what we should really be paying attention to.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Because the side story curse hit us last week.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It did, it did. Because we were too busy up our asses talking about the pedophilia cabal that runs a government. So we did not get to talk about probably one of the most significant moments in Bigfoot history. That has happened since a lot of these. A lot of what are these kind of soft faced men that I've seen on these podcasts? What they have said is that we have not seen a Bigfoot flap like this since 1978 when we had over. I believe they believe this. The statistic was that we had bigfoot activity in 10 states in 1978.

[Ed Larson]

Wow.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes. But what we missed was truly one of the biggest. You have series of Bigfoot sightings that happened in a concentrated area.

[Ed Larson]

No footage.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No. Why, Eddie? Why ruin it with that? Why ruin it with that? We don't need that. They saw tracks and tufts and they heard several vocalizations. Bigfoot flapping Ohio. And it's not just the sides of the boys working at the deli. We have got this. It is a huge, huge fucking story. A dramatic surge and Bigfoot sightings occurred last week from March 6 to March 10. We had literally eight sightings and over five days.

[Ed Larson]

Now, do these people know each other?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

The Bigfoot, the sightings people? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. They're strangers there. We gotta remember this is in Portage County, Ohio. This is out in the middle of nowhere. It's about an hour and a half southeast of Cleveland. So we're always close to Akron. We're close to Akron.

[Ed Larson]

We're close to our people.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Cleveland seems to be claiming this.

[Ed Larson]

Cleveland could go. It's Akron.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Ask. I want to ask our Akron People how they feel about that. Okay. Because Cleveland's trying to steal the one thing that you have. Have. Okay, so Portage county, which is kind of next in all this, they're saying that they saw these. These Bigfoot, right? Big feet, Bigfoot. That's what we call the multiples of Bigfoot or a Bigfoot. We saw two separate creatures that seem to be seen multiple times. One was a ten foot black Bigfoot. Right. And the other one was a six foot brown Bigfoot. Maybe a lady. Maybe a lady.

[Ed Larson]

Who knows?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Now they. It seems to have gone along a river now across the Portage and Trumbull County. It seems to kind of affecting. And they. This. A lot of this was reported by one podcast, a guy that runs a podcast called Bigfoot Society that I end up listening to. He also did a little crossover with Blurry Creatures. I'm gonna give him a shout out because that's where I got some of their information. Listening. They really did go deep in on this. Obviously the guy from Bigfoot Society is Jeremiah Byron, is sort of. He's definitely the John Keel of this. He largely goes on vibes. He says that he gets sightings every day between this. And he also works with this project called the Bigfoot Mapping Project, which is truly a remarkable resource for putting Bigfoots on a map.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, but anyone can just add their sighting.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

I could be like, I saw Bigfoot at the Burbank Mall.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You probably did, but.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, but I could just write that on the sighting map. So the sighting map seems flawed to me.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No, but you see what he's done here is, is that they are color coded. I believe the greens are the ones that he himself has went. They went and they verified. So Jeremy Byron, okay, would go and get these series of sightings and then he would call them to sort of get the whole gestalt. Right. To get the whole story. And to him, his belief was that I know when I hear the truth. And this is what I'm hearing is the truth. So this is a undocumented. We got a bunch of these things, right.

[Ed Larson]

And they all got. It's interesting because you click on these and they give you a little description of what happened.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's very interesting. Now, the first report received by Bigfoot Mapping Project, this comes from this aol.com

[Ed Larson]

oh, they're still doing stuff.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh, sure. March 6th. The first one took place in broad daylight. A witness saw out in the field in this area when they locked eyes with a nine foot Tall brown haired Sasquatch. The terrifying thing is that this happened broad daylight.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

1223, that was March 6th. Same day they see another Bigfoot.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

A hiker heard something unusual as they entered in the woodland not far from the previous day's sightings. Next day the footsteps were too low and too spaced out and way too heavy for a deer or another hiker. Then just 40 yards away, a massive eight foot tall creature stepped out from behind the trees. Dark brown hair, long arms, and it turned its face just to look directly at the hiker. Now the thing we know about Bigfoot can't turn its head.

[Ed Larson]

Oh really?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No.

[Ed Larson]

Why not? Don't know. Does it have neck bones?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I don't know. They say it moves like a gorilla where it moves his whole body. Right. To turn to look at you.

[Ed Larson]

You. Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Right. So that's a big distinct thing about Bigfoot. That's how Jeremiah knows is a Bigfoot.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, cuz it turned its whole body to see him.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That's what he says. Bears don't do that.

[Ed Larson]

Bears don't do that.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Bears don't do that.

[Ed Larson]

It said it was bigger than a bear.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Bigger than a bear?

[Ed Larson]

It was nine feet tall.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, they can be much bigger than bear.

[Ed Larson]

I think that's bigger than a bear.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh, it is. This one vocalized when it saw it, it went and it vibrated through the trees.

[Ed Larson]

Don't Bigfoot have a high pitched voice?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But I think it was.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, you think it was?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yep. Search of the area later revealed two large humanoid footprints. Now it's even. Keeps going. We have another one. Go. They, they say another woman saw seven foot tall creature, dark reddish brown fur. The beast with a big fat, round, muscular arms and a powerful heavy frame. It ran past the woman's house and what she said was it didn't seem like no deer.

[Ed Larson]

No, it didn't seem like a deer because it was on two legs. Bears go on two legs sometimes when they're, when they, when they hurt their front paws, they walk on two legs and it confuses people.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

The next day, Jeremiah Byron got a call from someone who quote, said straight up, I'm not a Bigfoot person.

[Ed Larson]

All right?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And they said they were passing the Tinker's Creek area when a six and a half foot lean brown Bigfoot appeared in their lane, but going against the flow of traffic. And she said they were so close that the witness said that their daughter could have reached out and hit the Bigfoot with her arm.

[Ed Larson]

So it was walking along the highway.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It was on those on the river.

[Ed Larson]

I was in the river.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

There's river. And then the German shepherd went running after the. The bigfoot. Right.

[Ed Larson]

And then it was scared, and it

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

came back and scared. And that's how Jeremiah also said he knew it was real because the dog was scared now.

[Ed Larson]

All right, so I have a lot of family in Ohio. Shout out. Cincinnati. I know this is kind of far.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

They're very tall.

[Ed Larson]

My family.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Julie's family is very tall.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, they're tall. Yeah. Are you calling them bigfoot?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I'm just saying I notice the pattern of information.

[Ed Larson]

The thought that I was trying to convey was that it is cold as fuck there right now.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Who are these people? Hiking. Crazy people. Who's hiking in the middle of goddamn winter? People with no family, snowing every goddamn day.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah. People don't know how. People who don't know how to have fun. People that are miserable on the inside and want to make others miserable on the outside.

[Ed Larson]

I know.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That's what people do. You've seen Adam Wirtz in our network work, right? Who does the thing where he's like. He refuses to wear pants or socks or shoes no matter what because he's like, oh, he doesn't get cold.

[Ed Larson]

I've seen him in the snow in Brooklyn in shorts and sandals, and it freaks me out.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He says, I don't get cold. Right? He says, I don't get cold. There are guys like that that are like that. They're sick. They're. They're attached to the cold.

[Ed Larson]

So there's eight different groups of people walking around in the snow.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Random people that live out in the woods. And some are hiking. One was hiking. A lot of these people are just home and hearing these things out in the woods as they. Along this, like, northeasterly pattern along the river.

[Ed Larson]

So what does Bigfoot eat?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Stuff.

[Ed Larson]

What do you mean, stuff?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I mean, it seems that Bigfoot is more often than not omnivorous.

[Ed Larson]

He does eat.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He might eat little birds. I maybe.

[Ed Larson]

Maybe he might eat squirrels. Has anyone ever found bigfoot?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

One of the major issues is the fact that you would assume that a nine foot. Foot creature that lived huge piles of. Would have quite a bit of scat. We probably would have found more of their dead bodies. We probably would have seen more of them on Hunter. Probably. Of course, yes. They could have had funerals for their.

[Ed Larson]

We find dinosaurs. They're under the ground.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Well, you know, but they're not Bigfoot, and they're not a Bigfoot. Because I do find it interesting. One of the witnesses, though, which is why Jeremiah Byron Ended up bringing the story to blurry creatures because I guess over in blurry creatures, they're kind of more like us, where they. They like to do the woo. And they also do. I think they're a bit Christian. So we'll find. I mean, I think I saw. It was like a couple things. They said a couple things about Christ, which seems to be within the bigfooters community, which is like, because the. Jeremiah Byron said something.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, they're willing to believe in something that doesn't exist.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, right. He said something along the lines of what if you ever get too close to a bigfoot? What? You know, like, what happens if something happens to you? And Jeremiah Byron did say something along the lines of. He's like very lightheartedly. He's like, well, if I die, I just get to go to heaven sooner. And all the guys were like, yeah, yeah. And they all kind of said that very flippantly and moved on. And then I was like, oh, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, wow.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That's an extremist point of view. That's fine. That's fine. But bigfoot's not.

[Ed Larson]

You sent me three hours of fat men talking about bigfoot to like for research for this 10 minute bit. I'm just like, no way. I just saw that. I was just like, you do you. A two long one was an hour and 50 minutes.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Here, play this video. Play this little section I have that I put in here.

[Ed Larson]

I'm not watching this.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I want you to play this one little section I have from discovering bigfoot because that was the other thing that the. The dude from bigfoot society.

[Ed Larson]

You already got married.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Play this. No, she. She has to hear this. She has to. Natalie gets this. She gets this. No, you have to go to. It's. It's saved at the four minute point. So this is from. This is a clip that from a bigfoot documentary called discovering bigfoot by a guy by the name of Todd standing, who is an absolute moron. But these guys are like, he's done a lot of fake pictures of bigfoot. He swears he could call bigfoot, but here I just want to hear like this.

[Ed Larson]

What's his number?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You'll see. Oh, it's 867-530-9. Do you believe in miracles?

[Ed Larson]

No.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Would you believe me if I told you there was a small mammal that flew around at night completely blind, and to survive it had to consume thousands of mosquitoes every night?

[Ed Larson]

It's a fact.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Sounds impossible. How about a small brained aquatic mammal that spent its whole life building intricate aquatic Structures. What, while surviving on wood? No, you probably would think all that's impossible except you know, know that bats and beavers are a real living, thriving species, one of many that currently reside here in the forests of North America. Now I'd like to tell you about another miracle. He then combines it all with Bigfoot.

[Ed Larson]

Bigfoot? Yes.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He's got a good point.

[Ed Larson]

What do you mean he's got a good point?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Rob is a Bigfooter. You have to remember Rob's a big time Bigfoot. I am not. I am not. But you have sunk more time than any of us into Bigfoot. I don't believe in him though. Yes, but it's very interesting. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

I've watched Harry and The Henderson's about 35 times.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Harry and the Henderson since phenomenal film. And also has quite a bit of pretty detailed lore in it.

[Ed Larson]

Oh no, they did a good job.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Like the guy that plays the hunters based off a real Bigfoot hunter, like that. The French guy is based off a real guy. Like it's kind of interesting. There's actually some like Bigfoot lore in that. But mostly to have it all go back is that one interesting description. The final description of a Bigfoot was when this woman described about how the Bigfoot it came out of the. The brush and that she couldn't literally describe its face. She said it was blurry. She looked at it, it was blurry and she couldn't do it. And she says, I know what I saw, but I didn't know what I saw. But then he could say this. It's because. Which I kind of find interesting. One big Bigfoot theory. One Bigfoot theory I really like comes from the new Kirks. About this like one idea of Bigfoot being a ghost of an old form of human. Okay, Right. Like imagine that we're in a world

[Ed Larson]

has more legs than anything else I've heard.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Imagine if Loch Ness monster was a ghost of a plesiosaur. Like imagine if it was.

[Ed Larson]

I just think this is cool.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That's a funny dumb idea. Right?

[Ed Larson]

Cool believing that.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, that's stupid.

[Ed Larson]

It's a fun thing to believe.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And so this is this idea of like or a thought form, this idea that we have thought about these things and they are out there and there are mysterious things in the woods. But the main issue, I do believe, according to physicists, I mean biologists, is the idea that the main issue is that Bigfoot would require a massive amount of resources. So a large, a manimal that large would require the food, like the food intake For a mammal that would be very noticeable. It would just be extremely noticeable. It'd be the same as any other nine foot tall creature that would need protein and you would need all these things it would hunt and like that's kind of the major issue is like that's kind of where they said they're like you can cor. You can kind of maybe think it could hide. You can maybe an herbivore.

[Ed Larson]

It doesn't need protein necessarily to get that big.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, cows, I mean I guess brontosaurus and those old animals, but they didn't live very.

[Ed Larson]

Buffalo. Buffalo doesn't.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I think that buffalo will eat up you pussy or something. I don't know. Side stories.

[Ed Larson]

LPOTL gmail.com herbivore are they all herbivores?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I think they eat like birds and squirrels if they can, right?

[Ed Larson]

No, I don't know. Rhinoceros has birds pecking at its head all day.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But I think if it could get one, it'll eat one.

[Ed Larson]

No, it's an herbivore.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I don't know. But I don't know. Panda bear side stories. LPOTL gmail.com I want to know. They will not eat a bird. Yeah, that's just Google AI saying whatever it is, Google AI is just trying to calm women down. That's all it's trying to do. Because I had to deal with that. I literally had to. To explain to Natalie about like how certain dogs get stolen because they are intact generally. Right. And they get stolen to be bred. Right. And that is essentially who took Johnny. Gosh. But for dogs.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

People say she started to cry. She immediately got so upset with me for saying that. And then I had to go like, no, baby, that doesn't exist. There's no way that exists. No, I'm sorry, I'm crazy. I'm a more. I'm crazy. I'm evil. I'm. I'm a crazy.

[Ed Larson]

I had one time we were driving. Julie was driving. We were in New Jersey. Jersey. And we were. It was like raining and it was at night. And this cat ran in front of the Julie's car on the highway and she killed it. And I just remember looking at her and just be like, I can't believe you hit that possum. You know, just being like, oh my God, that possum. Like clearly a cat.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh my. No, no, that possum.

[Ed Larson]

I kid a dirty, dirty possum.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Honestly, most possums only run into the road if they have rabies. So I'm certain that actually we did a Good thing. So I actually, all of this being

[Ed Larson]

said, I can't stop thinking about the ghost thing.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I think.

[Ed Larson]

And not to interrupt you, but that just now I'm just like, locked in. Like, what if Rambo's a ghost? What if I get to like, you know, what if I get to find my boy?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Well, you know, they have. They talk about this with animal ghosts all the time. People. I actually would love to this is finally get some woo on back on here side stories. LP O t l gmail dot com. I'd love to hear stories of you getting haunted by your pets. Yeah, I know. I have heard it.

[Ed Larson]

I would love a pet seance multiple times. I'm into.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, well, the psychic. Can we talk to one? No. You want to get into bigger trouble than we did? Beyond the veil.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Because talk about just, oh, I'm channeling a good boy. It's just like the pet psychic world is so funny because it's so deeply manipulative. And my mom, My mom gets it all the time because it's like, there's something about it. There's some people that can smell it. Like, my mom has had multiple people go up to her and be like, I talk to your dog after life, and she's happy. She wants to know she. That you're happy. And you're just like, why are you people doing this to each other? I had a stewardess tell me that Champ loves me, that she was picking up his messages on the plane. Yeah, obviously Champ loves me. Yeah. It's not like, am I sitting here wonder, is Champ sending mixed signals, needles? No, he didn't like being trapped in that little container.

[Ed Larson]

Of course he didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Read your Palm Harbor.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh, God help us. But that's why. But I would say that, like, open your mind a little bit to the idea that there might be something. There might be something going on. It is interesting to have so many witnesses. They called the police, the newspapers got involved. Like, the news actually came and investigated it. The police came, they came and investigated it. They found nothing. They. But there is. People really shooken up. They saw something weird. And I think that, you know, things can hide in the woods. Sure. But the one thing that this guy said, I will say there was a couple of theories that he had that kind of. I was like, all right, you probably shouldn't say that. Where he was saying one theory where he was afraid of. He's like, well, you know, there's a fault line that runs through Ohio.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, shut up.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And what if These bigfoot. I'm starting to feel the little.

[Ed Larson]

Little vibrations that came up through the earth.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No, they're moving down.

[Ed Larson]

They're like war of the worlds.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

They're going to bigfoot country. Delaware. They're moving to biden town.

[Ed Larson]

They're moving to dupont country.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Well, that. Because they think that maybe the chemicals can hold the earth together. Because they're out there and they're saying maybe they are warning us about a big earthquake that will finally bring Cleveland to the sea. As was foretold. As was foretold.

[Ed Larson]

I think all the burger grease is holding it in place. The. Now, the one thing I did find interesting about the bigfoot thing, because I read the articles, was that they were saying how he's, like, walking, how he's

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

moving, and he walks in an interesting gate. He was in a specific gate.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Well, not just that he's nomad. Nomadic.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

It's not in one.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He doesn't have a home known. Humans were nomadic.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Were.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

We were. Before we made. Before we decided to create things. Surpluses. We started to understand that we could stay and we could create habitats, and then eventually that turn into governments and eventually that turned into glory holes and guys doing daisy chains and all sorts of. In strip malls. And, you know, what we know is the United States of God of America.

[Ed Larson]

So bigfoots don't, like, live in a cat cave.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I don't know, Eddie. I think they disappear at night.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. You think when they get. But most of the sightings are at night.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Some of them. That's when they wake up. They go to the bathroom.

[Ed Larson]

Started with you saying that there was a bigfoot sighting during the day. And that is rare.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That is rare.

[Ed Larson]

And now you're saying that they don't. They can't be seen at night.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I'm saying when they go to sleep, they disappear. That if bigfoot is physically real, I don't know where he sleeps. He might sleep on the ground.

[Ed Larson]

Of course he sleeps on the ground.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I mean, underground.

[Ed Larson]

Maybe in a tree.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No, we'd see him in a tree.

[Ed Larson]

He's big.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He's huge. This thing says bigfoots have been known to sleep in abandoned buildings. Oh, this is where

[Ed Larson]

I'm done.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No, you know, what it is, is that I think bigfoot is still a mystery. I do believe there is a sort of spiritual, psychic energy to it. There's something else. If you. If we really want to get into it, I'm not going to immediate immediately say it's all fake, because I still think that there is there's something out there in them woods. There's something out there in them woods, but you never know what it is, and we'll never know probably. And I don't know if we need a Bigfoot to, like, come out. A Bigfoot will literally need to, like, show up. I feel like it in this level, too, in this year of our Lord 2026, with all of the bad pop culture and all the bad stuff. Like, I just feel like a big fan foot is this close to being on, like, Jake Paul. It would Paul brothers show, you know,

[Ed Larson]

psyche of America if Bigfoot just, like, came out and, like, did an interview.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes, it would help everybody, but we're not there yet, and I don't think we ever will because I don't think it's the right time for him.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Can I say something real quick just as, like, a public service announcement?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Costco's recalling meatloaf. So if you bought a bunch of

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

meatloaf, if you're in line, stay in line.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Return it.

[Ed Larson]

Return it. They will. They. They're taking returns.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Stay in.

[Ed Larson]

But, yeah, there's salmonella in the meatloaf at. At Costco, so be careful. It's almost every state he has a

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Google alert for meatloaf.

[Ed Larson]

I just wanted to let you guys know it's something that popped in me, and I just want to let you. I just got a Costco membership. I'm not scared of Costco. I just want you to know

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

we're doing our spring Thanksgiving. I got to get my lamb.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yes.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

So I gotta go to Costco. That's the only place to get. It's the only place to get it.

[Ed Larson]

That's it. So if you bought a meatloaf pat back at Costco in the past couple weeks, return it. Meatloaf with mashed Yukon potatoes and glaze. Oh, wow. Salmonella. No one is dead yet.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Not yet. But if you die by meatloaf, we will honor you on the show.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, even meatloaf. It's himself is dead.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He is. So don't eat him either. No, no, no. You'd only be chewing on bowdoin.

[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Brown Whiskey]

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[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Now, we have a couple of other stories we can get to because. Oh, also, just so you know, there was a giant documentary that specifically disproved the Patterson Patty.

[Ed Larson]

The.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

The big Bigfoot patty.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, really?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they saw rehearsal footage.

[Ed Larson]

Why would you keep the rehearsal footage? I just doesn't make sense to me. You. If you're like head of a conspiracy piracy and you're like creating it, just destroy the footage.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I need you to spend more time with Bigfooters to understand why. I need you to spend more time with Bigfooters to really understand. Because still we'll always talk about the musculature. We'll always talk about how obviously whoever was in the Patterson Gimlin film was pretty jacked. It's. That always was. What I was saying before is that you could see the musculature of his back. You can see the musculature of his legs.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But now if you really look at it is very much a costume.

[Ed Larson]

Of course it's a costume. It's might as well be a refrigerator box with fur on top.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But it's kind of nice in a way. It's a very good costume. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

For back in the day.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Sure. See, that one's gone too. Another dream flushed on the toilet. But I still don't think that doesn't mean that there's not something out in their woods. Yeah, you never know. You never there.

[Ed Larson]

You never know. There's got to be something in the woods.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You. There's stuff in the woods, buddy.

[Ed Larson]

See, but the thing Is like it. The, the deep voice is what threw me. Cuz for all these years I heard high pitch.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Does high pitch sque screams and, and almost sonar like grunts.

[Ed Larson]

Okay. And that's for when he shits. But we didn't find the.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That's what I was saying.

[Ed Larson]

Okay, good.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That's my belief. That's my personal belief. All right, now we got to give a shout out to this guy.

[Ed Larson]

Who's he?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Tommy Thompson.

[Ed Larson]

Oh yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Give a shout out now. This guy. Very rare. Rarely do we celebrate the criminal, but today we do.

[Ed Larson]

I don't know how true that is. Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You know, I'm just being. I'm just trying to say something. Just trying to say something that seems like we have. We care.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

So. But today this, this guy deserves it.

[Ed Larson]

Oh my God.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He deserves to be fully celebrated because he won.

[Ed Larson]

He did win. It was a long fight, but God damn it has this man won. Tommy Tom Tomlinson. He found treasure, true shipwreck treasure years ago in 1988.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

So the goal is to say. So he was charged by a company, right?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He's a research science scientist from Ohio. He found the SS Central America and I guess name for a ship. Yeah, we are strange. And then it had thousands of pounds, I guess of sunken treasure that was in it.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It was there for 150 years. Years. And I guess this guy, Tommy Thompson found the gold and then he had it minted into coins.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. And now no one ever found the coins.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

So he got the gold. The company said we never got our, our money. Right.

[Ed Larson]

It goes just like we.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You were supposed to give us millions of dollars in gold. He got the, the, the old bullion turn into, into coins. And then they went away. And then they kept trying to ask him where, where's my go coins, where's my gold coins? And he kept it a secret and

[Ed Larson]

they put him in prison.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

So this is the things. They kept them in secret because it was contempt.

[Ed Larson]

Right? Yeah. Which you only, you really only could stay in prison for 18 months for that.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes, because he said here that they had yet to receive any money from the 50 million dollar sale of more than 500 gold bars and thousands of coins, just part of the ship's booty. Thompson living in Florida, he went to seclusion, he became a fugitive and eventually he got arrested. Yeah, they found him in a hotel room. Now this is my thing is like he obviously didn't have the money, so. Because he was holed up in some like horrific hotel room and I guess he figured that Maybe this was sort of like the, the, the plan altogether because he had these coins, they were evaluated at $2.5 million at the time. And I guess he, he had given them over to a trust in Belize. And then he said that they, they try to do this $50 million sale, but most of the money went towards legal fees and bank loans and all this kind of. But they put him in jail for contempt and you're only supposed to be there for 18 months.

[Ed Larson]

They put him in for 10 years

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

because he refused to say where the gold was. And so finally they've decided that it was. They can't keep him in.

[Ed Larson]

They had to release him. I mean, in my opinion, this man is a case against the government.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He legitimately just said 10 years.

[Ed Larson]

They put him in for contempt for contempt.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And they finally just said I don't think that he, I don't think this is working. And they've decided to release him. So Tommy Thompson, he got released after a decade in jail and he still got the gold.

[Ed Larson]

He's got the gold.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And that's the thing. So now wherever it is, he's got to hit now he's free and clear. It's a real life leprechaun. He's free and clear now. And so he could go get that gold and go and live in Brazil and he can. Oh, he could sleep first in a butt. Why would you that us?

[Ed Larson]

I'm honestly. We put him in prison for 10 years.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Seriously, dude.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, he's not American currency. It's just gold. You spend that anywhere, you take that

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

and you move to Colombia and you live the life.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Cuz he served his time.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh yeah. I don't think they can do anything about.

[Ed Larson]

He like shows up in court covered in gold. Like they can't do anything about it. Right.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I think that as long as the gold never appears anywhere, I think they could still get, I, I don't know. Side stories. Lpltl Gmail.com Explain this gold.

[Ed Larson]

His officially I did time. He did 10 years,

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

earned it. It was for contempt. It wasn't for necessarily for breaching the contract. Like that's the problem. Because now he's like, yeah, I've got me go. You know, every single day. He's just in that all the Pirates of the Caribbean beer and mem. He's more like he's made like a Johnny Depp mural and is like out of his own in his little cell just going like everybody he knows, everybody's just lost. Loves him.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Calling him the captain.

[Ed Larson]

Well, there's got to be at least a couple people in prison. Do you think he. I would have told every person in prison a different place where the gold was.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And erasure, I'll meet you there. It gets like, how much fun would that be? And then you're like. And then promising guys gold. Like, how much would be like. Now, listen here, sonny. You've got a fine little girl like mouth, and how about you give me a kiss and I'll do you. One gold coin.

[Ed Larson]

He just draws an X over some guy's.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Where. Where do you think the gold is? Where did he put it? Guys, hide it, please. Dude, I don't even want to guess.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I mean, you gotta. You gotta bury it.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It's in the desert or something. It'd be inside me.

[Ed Larson]

Well, it's got no. It's got to be in the Caribbean somewhere.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I would bury that gold, H. Maybe in nowhere. Well, no one will find it. We'll put a cop, a bunch of copies of Jiggly on top of it.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, but how would he know if no one got to it? I mean, he's been in prison for 10 years. Someone could have found it by now.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Well, maybe he'. Somebody. I was him, I'd have a sweet little chica down.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, chicas, man. No, man, you can't trust these cheeks. I tell that little chicas today, I

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

would say, you sit down there, I'd be like, see? May. May. I forgot how to say return. May. May return you, you sweet, beautiful woman.

[Ed Larson]

Too long to leave a chica with that much gold. I'm telling you, man.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But no, what he say? He's like, here's one gold. Gold coin. You take that in your purse and you keep it and the rest of the gold that'll be there. But when I come back, if I see one coin gone, you're walking the plank. You know, like us girls are gonna walk a plank, man. What's the last time you made a girl walk the plank?

[Ed Larson]

Oh, man, never.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Girls these days, I feel like that thing that buys a man's loyalty.

[Ed Larson]

What, planks?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No, this idea of being like, one gold coin. I'll watch you. I'll watch you go.

[Ed Larson]

Gold, man. We got to be careful right now.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I see. Senor. I want your gold.

[Ed Larson]

When the Internet goes down, me love you. And the stock market crashes, make gusta gold. This guy's got it. He's gonna win.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That's what I'm saying, dude. She knows. She's reading the. You don't think little chick ain't Reading the. The Atlantic, looking at the. All of the various problems with our. With the fact that we're heading towards a weird mini recession. You know what I mean? He knows. She knows gold holds. So there's. Are they just spying on this guy still too? That's what. I would be watching him forever. Oh, no. That's what. That's the thing. He's got to go. That's probably kind of the problem right now is now he's probably moving the gold back and forth.

[Ed Larson]

You know you can get gold bars at Costco. What? Yeah. You could buy a gold bar at Costco and then put it under your bed and wait for the government to collapse.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Really?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How much? Let's see. Hold on. Goodbye. See, look here. We got these, these right here. You. Gold bar. Yeah. You buy a gold bar at Costco?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I don't know how much they are exactly, but I know.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Perfect gift for your insufferable uncle.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. $2,679.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Wow.

[Ed Larson]

For a gold bar, that's almost worth it. Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And then you know what's great about it and you know what's awesome about it? Can't wear it. Can't do anything with it. You sit there.

[Ed Larson]

Why do they put elephants on it?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I. I don't know. It's got to look like something.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I guess that's cool.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Gold bar, buy Costco.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh, man. Check on sale.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. So when you're returning all your meatloaf, say you got like $2,600 of meatloaf. Let's say, just say you bought that and you're like, hey, I. You know what? I got to return that. Give me. Here's all the meatloaf for one gold.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Give me your gold. Give me the gold.

[Ed Larson]

All right, so we got a couple stories that I'm interested in. How much time do we have left? I guess we have as much time as we want.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It's our last show.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Well, we got these Florida teams. Teens that killed someone or in the

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

name of Adam Lanza. They were trying to do a blood ritual. They're just shitty teenagers. There's another thing that I just, I just actually got. I got sent another email about another. A 13 year old killing somebody over a tablet.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Another tablet based murder. And it's just like. It's true. We got to be careful. The screen time. With the screen time. I'm, you know, I'm not a parent. So glad I'm not a parent. Carmi and Wendy. I didn't have to deal with anything. The fact that they showed them three Nicholas Windham refin films. They love Sunday, you know what I mean?

[Ed Larson]

I don't have to deal with that.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I don't have to deal with any blowback of the fact that we sat and watched Pusher Bleeder and Valhalla Rising together. And I can do that because it's not going to frame the brain. It's gonna change the brains of Carmi and Wendy, you know, but there's something about this with the tablets. These kids are predicted.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And that's why I don't. I don't go anywhere near elementary school because these kids are all packing.

[Ed Larson]

I don't want to talk to that college student.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I don't. I. Kids are just. These kids are packing, man.

[Ed Larson]

Be careful. Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Never with a child. These molesters should be more on their toes.

[Ed Larson]

They really should.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

These kids got to be. We should give. Think about this. That would be kind of fun with more kids with Conceal and Carry. Give them a little dangers.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, why not? Yeah. One shot. That's all they got.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Honestly, if we're doing this point straight up at this point, with the amount of pedophilia kind of in the news and how much school shootings are going on at this point, I'm saying we give toddlers derringers.

[Ed Larson]

Derringers. Yeah, yeah. Why? Why not? Yeah, yeah. Because I can't put my finger in one.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No, no, no. It's for a baby.

[Ed Larson]

It's for a baby or a little woman. A little woman. There was. So There was a story we wanted to get to last week that we skipped.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes. But this one is good because it's coming. Came up several times on our weekend.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah. So seven men. Men plead guilty in interstate robbery scheme at Pennsylvania rest stops.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

These guys are so, so stupid.

[Ed Larson]

There's seven guys and they are all uglier than the last one.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

They are. Talk about a Delco county fucking crew.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. So they. They were all from Ohio and one was from Tennessee, but they got caught in Pittsburgh.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

And basically what they were doing was at a phony lottery scheme where they would all be at a rest stop together.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Dumbest scheme you've ever. Scheme is such a silly word for this too.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess it's. Yeah, it's just a little trick.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It's stupid.

[Ed Larson]

It's stupid little trick. So basically these guys would be like, oh, man. They'd see someone arrest. I'd be like, oh, man, my buddy just won the lottery and we're playing poker and he's losing. You gotta come play poker. Forgets our buddy.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

So listen to this. Okay. Okay, think about this. So one man comes up to you. You're at a restaurant stop.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

On the highway.

[Ed Larson]

This isn't like a truck stop. It's a rest stop.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

A guy comes up to you and goes, hey, free money behind the rest stop. Like, essentially being like, this guy. But it's convoluted way to say, like, do you want to get in on this random poker game with us and go after this fake poker hustler?

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Right.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And so you have to.

[Ed Larson]

The poker game is behind the rest

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

stop, so you have to just go like, okay, okay. Yep. Oh, I wasn't on my way anywhere. That's a. Exactly. Hopefully this turns into some kind of Daisy Jane, you know, I mean, like, that's all I can think of, Julie.

[Ed Larson]

Gosh, that sounds phenomenal. I've got to go. Yeah, I got to go.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Tell me if we go down there. Oh, this is one of those amazing things. What a. What a wonderful way for money to kind of go for hand. To hand to all the various people

[Ed Larson]

accidentally put a Bernie Sanders picture.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Sure. I just gotta say, it's just amazing. This is a normal way for money to kind of go down from those that have to those that don't. And this is an amazing way for the American system. We're all gonna work on a new socialist way.

[Ed Larson]

So basically, they would trick them into coming behind the. To play poker behind the rest stop. And the moment they got behind the rest stop, they would just beat him up and take their money. And they were doing this for a long time in multiple states, even in Canada.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Well, I just love the fact that you'd come around. Around and see a scene out of Guys and Dolls. You'd see a scene, it's one guy, and then you see six guys fake playing poker. They're all like, yeah, I'll see that. Oh, I'll raise that. Oh, you can see them all doing me, like, playing, like, playing dice. Just like when they come around the corner and they're all like, luck be lady tonight. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

So they were doing this for how many. How long?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Three months.

[Ed Larson]

Three months they were doing it, and between the seven of them, they made $20.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Okay, so I want you to do the math here. Seven guys make 21 grand over three months. So that's seven guys divided by 21 grand.

[Ed Larson]

Right?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Seven guys, that's three grand a month.

[Ed Larson]

Three grand for all of them.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

For all of them.

[Ed Larson]

Each.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

So each one makes about not Enough for rent. Yes. Each one makes a grand.

[Ed Larson]

No, each of them made three grand over grand. Grand a month. It's a grand.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It's a grand a month. Which is not rent.

[Ed Larson]

No.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And this is why we were so surprised. I always remember we had a 10 person sketch group and, and Murder Fist. And when we were doing Murder Fist, we had a 10 person sketch group. And I remember like it was up

[Ed Larson]

to 13 at one point, but I

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

remember always being like, oh, we're, we're so funny. We're no brainer. How does this not work out for us? And I remember saying this to Michael. I was saying this Michael Ian Black when we were doing Michael Michael and he was just like, I was in a 10 person sketch group. It was called the state. We made $100 a person for a bunch of years. He's like, they paid us in being cool. It was awesome. We were broke. We got nothing. And I was like, oh, like it would be extremely expensive to pay a 10 person sketch group any form of livable wage. It's why you didn't get.

[Ed Larson]

And it was like, oh, wow.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I didn't even think about that.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, well, everyone always told us to ditch everybody the whatchamacallit. But yeah, the five men are from Cincinnati, so that's cool. And we're gonna be in Cincinnati very soon.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Can't wait. Last podcast left dot com.

[Ed Larson]

We're over at the Tab, that's the Tap Theater on April 25th. We're gonna be there, so maybe we should see if these guys family want to come.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

God, Julie's family is gonna love our show.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, they're gonna love, love it.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Well, luckily, you know, we don't have to worry about, you know, them. I don't think they're going to come. I think some of them are going to come.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Hell yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah. No, I, I, I want to show the backstage and then, and then I want her to just to leave.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

We'll just wrap her head in a scarf or something.

[Ed Larson]

She doesn't want to see this. No, she, she wants to see the people like me.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Same thing that's up with my mom.

[Ed Larson]

She doesn't want to see what I say.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That is all my mom wanted. My mom's main takeaway from when she saw the live show was like, oh, they love it. I was just like, oh, the fans.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And she's like, thanks.

[Ed Larson]

I don't know if she's gonna be able to handle the Hail Satan call and response.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Maybe she should. Maybe she'd get into It.

[Ed Larson]

Maybe we're gonna find out what's gonna happen. Never once. Never once. And you know what? She's gonna be sitting in the.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Ava, time's up.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. So I gotta see it. Come on.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Let me. Come on. Is this bad? Oh, we're gonna have to cut all this.

[Ed Larson]

I wish we didn't have to. I wish we didn't have to cut everything that Henry just said about my family, but that's out. And you can use your imagination of what it was.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

You just got uninvited to Thanksgiving.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It's not your family fully.

[Ed Larson]

It's happening. It's my family now. It's what happens when you get married, Henry. Oh, yeah. Wow. It's your family now. No, I remember.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I know. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, I know.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I got some. I have some as well. No, you are. It is. This story is just so funny to me because not only is it a her. A truly bad crime to do. Yeah, it's stupid. It's a stupid crime. Who has money on them? I guess they did it for three months, and they got 21 grand, but it's. It's not worth it. Crime does not pay.

[Ed Larson]

No.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And this is not how you do it.

[Ed Larson]

Proof. It does not pay.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

These guys are stupid. Yeah. And I don't know why they would just. You know what? You know what?

[Ed Larson]

I think one of them was 73.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Do you think that it was because that bad guy. Do you think it was because this was an example of one friend of a friend hearing about the crime? And them, instead of getting them to call the police, they just folded them into this game?

[Ed Larson]

Well, when I was.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Do you think that every single time somebody else showed up, I was like, sure. You guys playing poker for real? And they're like, no, this is. No, we're not playing poker for real. I don't understand. We got all the stuff for poor poker, and you brought money to it. Right. And they're like, no, you see, it's deeper than that. But your best part is we can entertain ourselves playing poker, waiting for criminals, and then just slowly adding guys to the table.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. I think that every guy who got added was. Was a victim who didn't have any money. And so they're like, listen, you got to earn your keep now. It's like when you buy food but you can't afford it, and they make you wash dishes.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh, you're poor and. Oh. Oh, you're a homeless person. Well, now you.

[Ed Larson]

You're an employee.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You know me.

[Ed Larson]

Like, oh, great.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Does that help? Has anybody that had to wash dishes because they didn't pay for the meal. Were they ever good at washing the dishes? I'm gonna say no.

[Ed Larson]

I think every time. They've actually never done that. And called the cops and they went to jail.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, I think so, too. And I also think that food's cheap and that sometimes people need to eat.

[Ed Larson]

They already got someone washing the dishes, and they have to pay them.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Nothing makes me say. I do feel like that is the stuff I utterly, fully avoid when it comes to any of my, like, cop porn at all. Like, seeing people shoplift or doing something. That breaks my heart. It always breaks my heart seeing people steal food. Like, watching people get in trouble for stealing food makes me so sad.

[Ed Larson]

Getting the food.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes. It's just food. Like, that's. That's.

[Ed Larson]

To me.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I know it's. You lose it, but like, on a grocery store, you can. You count that as on your losses. And so just give them the food. It's food, though.

[Ed Larson]

I hate the dine and dash, because sometimes, like, no.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

God. Dining dashes.

[Ed Larson]

Because that. With the server, sometimes the waiter has to pay for it.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

That with the servants, like a shitty restaurant, the waiter has to pay for it.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

No, that's up.

[Ed Larson]

It sucks. So.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But, yeah, I was. I remember I ate. I'll always remember the days when I was eating at a grocery store. So I will never be angry at somebody for stealing food.

[Ed Larson]

Man. We had this trick we used to do where we'd get, like, a quarter pound of cheese and then a full pound of roast beef, and then we switched the stickers. Oh, wow. Yeah. And you just walk out with a full pound of roast beef for $1. Wow. A.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Now, see, that's a good scheme.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That's something that you maybe work. This is something that is stupid, but I do feel like, in a way, this is just men hanging out.

[Ed Larson]

Limitations can't get me.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You're right. You can't get them all right. You can't get him. You don't even know what grocery store it was.

[Ed Larson]

Winn Dixie.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But we all know Win Dixie is where you go to work if you have a record.

[Ed Larson]

It doesn't make any sense. Win Dixie. Because they lost.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

They lost.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

The name of the store makes no sense.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, it's bad. And it was a bad one.

[Ed Larson]

We got listener mail.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

We don't. Oh, wait, no one. I do. Yeah, we. We do have listener mail. And I got a. I got a stinger here if you guys want it. Oh, yeah. This is from Emily, and she Lives in Lexington, Kentucky. Here we go.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, come on. To the show. Yeah, we're coming. She's gonna be there. Yeah. Is that saw? It's time for wrestling. Our email.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

The Spookiest stories around. It's time for lesson.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah, that's good. Good Murder ballad energy.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah, very. Very Dresden Dolls.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I think that was a saw.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Up top.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, I'm pretty sure.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That's very cool.

[Ed Larson]

Thank you, Emily. That was really cool work, Emily. Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Now this story goes out to Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, thank God.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I've been sitting on this story for 30 years. In the 90s, my mom was obsessed with Dan Marino.

[Ed Larson]

Smart woman.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

She would pretend to be him in AOL chat rooms. Convince media literate pre Internet boomers that she was him. We even had a second phone line that they could call as proof. Her obsession got so bad we ended up.

[Ed Larson]

Someone has to answer.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Her obsession got so bad we ended up moving down the street. From him?

[Ed Larson]

No.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

We would go to his church and sit by his family. She pulled my brother out of school so they could meet him at some golf tournament. She had me mail a letter to one of his kids to be friends. Note, I did not want to be his friend. She even has a china cabinet full of Dan Marino commemorative dinner plates. Yeah, you should have been his friend. I feel like you don't understand what. How networking, how big that is in this country.

[Ed Larson]

It's hard. Dan Marino's children are autistic.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I'm sorry.

[Ed Larson]

Or at least one of them is.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Unfortunately, after it came out that Marino was a piece of for cheating on his wife, the obsession seemed to fizzle.

[Ed Larson]

Whatever.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Was it because he didn't cheat with my mom? The world may never know. She still has the plates.

[Ed Larson]

You're gonna want to hold on to those plates.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes, you are.

[Ed Larson]

You're gonna want to hold on to those plates. Or you said what? Over here, I'll take.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You're gonna want to hold on to those plates.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah. Ed Larson, Caravel Pn. P.O. box 470. North Hollywood, California, 91603. Steal one of those plates for me.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You are. Because honestly, they could be worth something. I don't know to who. All I know is we did go to that Lincoln Market. So you can go bring them there.

[Ed Larson]

I bought Damarino football cards there. Dude, you know, first of all, I gotta say I don't know how true this is. Cuz I don't think these people had enough money to live down the street from Dan Marino.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh, you could live in a weird place. Kind of near there.

[Ed Larson]

Nah, not by Damarino. He's got to have a place right on the intercoastal. Oh, well, that's too close to the water.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Maybe he's got two homes.

[Ed Larson]

I'm sure he's got a million homes.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Wow. Dan Marino.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You know who I said hello to yesterday and interrupted his day?

[Ed Larson]

Doug Fluty.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

John Tesh.

[Ed Larson]

Whoa. That's a good one.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Whoa. He was walking down the street And I said, Mr. Tash. And he was like, yes, I know. I just said I didn't know. Then I realized, like, I didn't know what to say.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But I was like. Because, like, it's not that I technically said I'm a huge fan.

[Ed Larson]

But. You're not.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But. But then I kind of caveated with just like all the. The way I said to him was, you know, it's just kind of crazy just seeing you all the. All these years and it's just good to see you.

[Ed Larson]

Is that what you said to him?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

That's not bad, right? It could be worse.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah. And he was just like, thank you.

[Ed Larson]

I tell you about.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I have huge.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, we all know John Tester's huge. He's a big cool man. I had. I saw the guy who's a doctor on the pit. The. The cool, like the cool doctor on the pit. He's like a smaller part, but he's the one who like shows up. He works with. He's like in the military gear and stuff like that. He's also in Ready or Not too. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's. He's great. He's great actor. I loved him, but I. I don't know his name or anything. And he was in front of me in tsa and they like took his bag, you know, like. Cuz he like, he messed up like. Like they took his bag and he had to wait for his bag. And I leaned in behind him, was like, oh, you gotta. Gotta leave your scalp. You gotta leave your scalpel at home. And then. And then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy. That guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean had a seat and he didn't laugh. He didn't think it was funny.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Well, you, Sean, that's funny. He's trying to engage with you. That's your audience.

[Ed Larson]

Sean. Hey, you gotta leave your scalpel at home.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Hey, Eddie. And he's like, how dare you? And he's your number one fan.

[Ed Larson]

I love the pit.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You laugh at Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

Oh God.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Out there. Okay.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He said a funny thing to you? Yeah, yeah. It was six o' clock in the morning at the airport and they took your bag from your.

[Ed Larson]

I refuse to learn. Very attractive.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Oh sure.

[Ed Larson]

Very attractive.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

So is John. Tch.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I'll say hello to you. That's important for you to know. I don't give a. Yeah. If I want to say hello to a celebrity, I say hello to him.

[Ed Larson]

Really? That scal at home.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Mr. Tch. It's easy to do live every day knowing for a fact you never know when you're going to meet John Tesh.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Love the fact that when you meet John Tesh, you don't say weird things like, oh, you're tall enough than I thought because I did. I didn't. I was happy.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And then laugh.

[Ed Larson]

How's the weather up there? Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And then you're gonna laugh. The fact that I can't believe you're still alive.

[Ed Larson]

That tall.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Exactly. You a tall men age fast is what I should have said. I. And then he old giant. Just laugh. Just thinking about how I made his day.

[Ed Larson]

I don't know if you did. I don't know if you did. I think he made your day.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

He did. He did make my day.

[Ed Larson]

Come see side stories on the road. Henry and I are having a blast out there. April 17th, Anchorage, sold out. Can't come. Too bad. Go to Fairbanks the next day.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Dude. On April 18th, come to Fairbanks. We have no idea what the weather is going to be like up there in April, but it's got to be better than it was.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, it's better than February. But that. Honestly, we're sorry we missed and we're coming and we're looking up to you.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

We're coming. You guys come. It's gonna be. We cannot wait.

[Ed Larson]

I'm gonna do some kind of brunch show the next day too. I'm very excited about.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Are they just gonna sit and watch you eat?

[Ed Larson]

I think so. Yeah. I think it's a. It's a. It's a mukbang. Wow. Yeah. I'm just gonna eat Salm. That's amazing.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

It's more like a buck bang. Because you're getting paid. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

April 26th, Lexington, Kentucky. We're gonna hang out with Emily. What's up? We're gonna have some fun and Emily,

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I'm coming to your fucking house.

[Ed Larson]

Emily, I'm gonna have sex with your dogs. May 7, L.A. avalon Theater 9:45. The Netflix is a joke festival. Come on out. We gonna get horny. We're gonna be horny.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And just so you know, in Los Angeles it is also. We're up against the Night of Too many Stars.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

And if you live in Los Angeles, you know these goddamn stars, right? These stars we are gonna have. We are also gonna have celebrity guests.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. We have full on celebrity guests on our show. They are currently being booked. And we got the real stars.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Real stars, real guests.

[Ed Larson]

Forget about it.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Who's that?

[Ed Larson]

The real one. Who's that?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

The real Night of Many Too Many Stars. Who's there?

[Ed Larson]

Who's there?

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

What hacks are there? I don't know what hacks.

[Ed Larson]

What cowards are gonna be there, huh? Robert sm.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah. What garbage ass pieces of are gonna be there? Stewart and Anthony Jeselnik.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Some Chris Rock,

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

some low level talents like Adam Sandler.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. You come to the Avalon where you could see our guns.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I guess what you probably drink with us afterwards because you're never gonna see ever Adam Sandler. You will probably see. You will more than likely. If you come see us, you'll see me and Eddie go to the bathroom.

[Ed Larson]

Hosted by Jon Stewart. Garbage Bilba at the Hollywood Bowl.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

The.

[Ed Larson]

The.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

The parking's terrible.

[Ed Larson]

Stupid Conan o'. Brien. Coward.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Garbage Steve Carell.

[Ed Larson]

Bastard. Whatever.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

I see him live, I see him on the television. I like him better there.

[Ed Larson]

Nikki Glazer. She's great.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

We love. We. We can't even joke.

[Ed Larson]

I don't want to say anything. Ron Funches. He's Kim. I like these guys.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Matt R. Yeah. Oh yeah, you bet.

[Ed Larson]

You. You bring Annabelle Bell to us. Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You son of a mad rife has not said word one about Annabelle since he purchased her from her pimp. Yeah, dude, that's what I want to know. Her pimp.

[Ed Larson]

You slave owner.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You human trafficker. Matt Rife. You dude.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

But anyways, come and see us.

[Ed Larson]

May 30, Rochester, June 28, London, Ontario.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yes. Because Rochester again, Rochester is really where we shine.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That's where we shine.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

You.

[Ed Larson]

We don't shine anywhere else but Rochester. Woo. Bring your sunglasses.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Yeah. Because we're going to be so shiny.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Also April 3rd, come and check me and Amber out at the Lyric Hyperion out in la. You're going to have a lot of fun. That's on Good Friday.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

That's a great idea. It's a great idea, Addie.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, it's a really good idea. Hell Satan and Hail Baldurata's Pork Sandwich Shop in Urbana, Illinois.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

Holy. Dude, that pork. That porch ketta sandwich. They make their own porchetta and they made all their own meats. And they baked their own bread. I smell the bread in the back. It's the best smelling bathroom I've ever been in. Yeah, that's farted in there and it still smelled good.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, it was just like thank you. It said thank you when you farted.

[Henry Brown Whiskey]

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[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Brown Whiskey]

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[Henry Brown Whiskey]

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[Henry Brown Whiskey]

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[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Brown Whiskey]

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[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Brown Whiskey]

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[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Brown Whiskey]

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[Ed Larson]

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