Side Stories: The Piggyback Bandit

Summary

Last Podcast On The Left: Side Stories – The Piggyback Bandit

Release Date: January 21, 2026
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski, Marcus Parks, Ed Larson
Podcast Network: The Last Podcast Network

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Main Theme & Episode Overview

This episode of Side Stories is a rollicking journey through darkly comic news, eccentric crimes, and personal reflections—anchored by the bizarre saga of "The Piggyback Bandit," a notorious serial offender who quests for piggyback rides from high school athletes. The crew also celebrates major show news, discusses grave robbing, the ethics of medical oddity collections, weaponized sound, and two truly grisly workplace mishaps.

The spirited episode is classic LPOTL: equal parts macabre, anarchic, and deeply human, while diving headfirst into the absurd and messed-up corners of current events and listener stories.

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Announcements & Show Updates

Partnership with Netflix & New Content ([01:12]–[06:26])

• Big News:
  • Marcus Parks: “Last Podcast on the Left is announcing a partnership with Netflix for our video rights to the show.” [01:44]
  • Clarifies it's a partnership, not a sale. The podcast remains free everywhere; only video content is moving to Netflix.
• YouTube/Patreon Change:
  • Video podcasts will be exclusive to Netflix going forward; backlog remains accessible elsewhere.
• New Shows:
  • Last Letterboxd on the Left: (Movie reviews starring Ed and Henry, videos on Patreon)
  • The Miseducation of Ed Larson, I’m an Idiot: (Ed learns a new topic each time, refusing to read and instead watching documentaries)
  • Last Stream on the Left After Dark: (Patreon-exclusive 20-min user-submitted video commentaries)
• Patreon Stays the Same:
  • “All of the last stream on the left is staying exactly the same. Our deal with Patreon is exactly the same… except for the video podcast.” [02:21]
• Netflix Perks:
  • No more YouTube language policing: “We could say kill and suicide. Like, we can say all the things… We’re free on there to actually say all the words we’d like to say.” — Henry [05:13]
• Emphasis:
  • “Nothing essentially is changing except for things that we like.” — Henry [01:38]

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Light Banter & Live Show Chatter

Interview with the Vampire: Missed Opportunity ([07:39]–[10:47])

• Henry recounts (humorously) being invited and then passed over for moderating an Interview with the Vampire talkback, riffing on his unsuitability (“I think it was all of me.” [10:00]), and dreaming up “Fat Vampire.”
• “All I wanted to do was to be in the room with the nice smelling people.” — Henry [11:26]
• Announcement: Side Stories live show at Netflix Is A Joke Festival, Avalon in Hollywood, May 7 at 9:45pm. [11:44–12:02]

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Listener Updates & Macabre News

Grave Robbing & Medical Ethics ([13:21]–[18:31])

• Follow-up about Jonathan Gerlach, accused grave robber:
  • “He is getting the book thrown at him for countless different burglary accounts… robbing graves, especially those of little babies.” — Henry [13:46]
  • Discusses ethical quandaries of the Mütter Museum’s human remains. Only about 10% of specimens were acquired with modern definitions of consent. [14:36]
• Quote:
  “It’s not so much that someone owns the human remains after death, they are considered quasi property. But there’s a person… that has the legal authority to direct what happens…” [16:02]
• Philosophical take on desecrating graves:
  “Graves are an extension of the soul… a pseudo-architectural concept.” — Henry [17:14]

The Real Crime: Gerlach’s Pretentious Music ([18:33]–[21:13])

• Henry & Ed play Gerlach’s old YouTube music:
  • “He should have been arrested for this.” [19:13]
  • Song titles like “Beautiful Womb.”
  • “It is worse than the bones.” — Ed [19:58]
  • “You’re one blind bird who can’t see what’s coming.” — Ed [21:18]
  • Finding a comment: “Crazy that this dude robs graves.” — YouTube user, read by Henry [21:23]

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Main Story: The Piggyback Bandit

Background & Recent Sightings ([32:13]–[43:03])

• Emailed story from a Chicago-area high school athletic trainer:
  • Student reports receiving a massage from a “male athletic trainer” who didn’t actually exist; mysterious man not affiliated with the school.
• Henry introduces “The Piggyback Bandit” — a man, Sherman Shayegan, who since 2012 has:
  • Been banned from school athletics in five states [33:29]
  • Known to jump on student athletes’ backs for piggyback rides, offer massages, or give money for being allowed to touch/massage kids.
  • “He is allegedly a person with special needs, as reported by his mother, trying to get in with teams to be their waterboy manager. He’s known to jump on athletes backs for piggyback rides.” [33:29]
• Physical Description: 240-pound, 6'2" man, often dresses like he’s on a basketball team. [34:01]
• Readings of his actual notes:
  • “This is $10 for you letting me give you a massage. Thank you for letting me give you a massage. Use this money wisely. Also, I want to tell you, you have a nice ass with those pants on. Use your ass wisely to fart and poop.” [39:27]
• Been active for 14 years, even going so far as to join traveling teams — learning to blend in, offering money to kids, and using cover stories.
• “He’s been stealing piggyback rides for 14 years.” — Henry [34:43]
• ESPN and national media have covered him; he’s considered both a bizarre criminal and an odd curiosity.

Discussion:

• The hosts express mixed feelings—disgust, dark amusement, incredulity at his success at evading authorities, and the peculiar cunning involved.

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Protest, Government Tech & Weaponized Sound

Government Weaponry: Updates & Protest Tactics ([25:49]–[31:05])

• Follow-up: US Department of Homeland Security bought a device from Russia capable of delivering “Havana Syndrome”-style sound as a crowd dispersal tool. [27:58]
  • “It’s out there. They’re using sound weaponry.” — Henry [29:03]
• Discussion of protest:
  • Henry: “I don’t think it means that you can’t protest anymore. I think that you should absolutely protest… Just understand the government has super secret tech.” [29:03]
  • Marcus encourages creative protest tactics, referencing Minneapolis’ “ICE agent” routine: “It’s so cool… making them all fight each other and then run away.” — Marcus [27:00]
  • Rousing call for a “general strike.”
• Playful banter about what a general strike would mean for entertainers, with no real resolution.

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Macabre Workplace Accidents

Fatal Wingsuit Jump ([47:30]–[52:47])

• Story of experienced American wingsuit diver Brendan Weinstein who died in Cape Town, South Africa, after failing to pivot at the correct moment, landing fatally in front of a family on a hiking trail.
  • “They heard… the thrill seeker’s cries as he became aware of his impending fate…” [48:17]
  • Gory aftermath recounted in graphic, comic fashion.
  • Discussion of the appeal/danger of extreme sports, with the theory that the threat of death is part of the thrill.

Pastry Chef Killed by Bread Mixer ([54:25]–[57:22])

• A Florida kosher bakery accident: chef is killed after being caught in a bread mixing machine.
  • “That is bad.” — Ed [54:38]
  • They watch a video of a similar accident, react in horror
    • “That is horrific. Do not show that. Do not make a clip of that.” — Ed [57:36]
  • Speculate about causes (untied apron?), riff on the terrifying nature of commercial kitchen machinery.

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Listener Interactions

Legendary Mail & RAV4 vs. CRV ([58:14]–[61:18])

• Reading a passionate listener email, defending the Toyota RAV4 after previous episode criticisms.
  • “RAV4 is a far superior automobile than a CRV in every way and is certainly not not a CRV… The RAV4 is a car for true adventurers.” [59:19]
  • The hosts maintain gentle mockery while expressing thanks for listener engagement:
    “I allowed you to have a platform. That’s what I did.” — Henry [60:47]

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Other Notable Riffs & Recurring Jokes

• On Netflix’s New Podcast Push: The hosts express pride in joining as an independent show.

  • “This is a thing that we got to negotiate. This is a thing that directly helps us here at the network.” — Henry [06:40]

• Language Freedom on Netflix:

  • “Are you telling me I don’t have to unalive myself anymore?” — Marcus [05:34]
  • “Not anymore.” — Henry [05:37]

• Invitations to Listener Stories: Multiple reminders for fans to continue emailing wild stories and updates ([e-mail]).

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Noteworthy Quotes

• “Last Podcast on the Left is announcing a partnership with Netflix for our video rights to the show.” — Marcus Parks [01:44]
• “We are literally just leasing our bodies physically to Netflix to be seen by you.” — Henry Zebrowski [01:53]
• “We’re free on there to actually say all the words we’d like to say.” — Henry Zebrowski [05:13]
• “He has been going at it since 2012 and he is banned from high school athletics in five states.” — Henry Zebrowski [33:29]
• "Use your ass wisely to fart and poop." — Sherman Shayegan note, read by Henry [39:27]
• “It is worse than the bones.” — Ed, after hearing Gerlach’s music [19:58]
• "Nothing essentially is changing except for things that we like." — Henry [01:38]
• “It’s like if young blood was dried blood.” — Ed, on Jonathan Gerlach’s pretentious music [20:09]

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Key Timestamps

| Time | Segment/Topic | |--------------|------------------------------------------------| | 01:12–06:26 | Netflix announcement, new content, video/podcast changes | | 07:39–12:55 | “Interview with the Vampire” talk, live show plugs | | 13:21–18:31 | Grave robbing, Mütter Museum, ethics of medical exhibits | | 18:33–21:13 | Jonathan Gerlach’s music (mocked mercilessly) | | 25:49–31:05 | Protest advice, government weapon tech, creative civil action | | 32:13–43:03 | The Piggyback Bandit: profile, history, incidents | | 47:30–52:47 | Fatal wingsuit jump, discussion of extreme sports | | 54:25–57:22 | Florida bakery accident (bread mixer death) | | 58:14–61:18 | Listener mail: RAV4 vs. CRV |

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Episode Tone

• Darkly comic, self-aware, and unfiltered. The trio riff irreverently on bizarre crimes, tragic accidents, and grotesque news, punctuating the bleakness with jokes, friendly mockery, and pro-listener engagement. Their edge is balanced by genuine affection for their fans and each other.

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Conclusion & This Episode’s Takeaway

“Side Stories: The Piggyback Bandit” exemplifies the Last Podcast’s approach: confronting the weird, the tragic, and the hilarious head-on. After major show news (their Netflix deal), the hosts gleefully explore the world’s oddities—from a long-running serial piggyback predator to musings on body ownership, protest tactics, and the perils of kitchen machinery—with wit, skepticism, and signature gallows humor.

For new and returning listeners:
This episode encapsulates the best of Side Stories' format: updates on the show, odd news, deep dives into freakish anecdotes, and the freewheeling banter that defines LPOTL.

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For More / Action Items

• Email your side stories: [e-mail]
• Upcoming live shows: Avalon Hollywood (May 7, “Netflix is a Joke”), Fairbanks AK (Feb 21), and more.
• Netflix Video Launch: New video episodes on all Netflix tiers soon. (Check show’s feed/social for schedule.)

Transcript

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

See terms fly from your grave.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is called a side stories cold open. Now, please prepare your listening abilities for the special guest of the day, Marcus Parks. Hey, how you doing? I'm so stupid.

[Marcus Parks]

It's more of a cold reception than a cold open. But thank you very much. I appreciate it. It's very nice of you. Yes, it is a cold open. Yeah, I'm here today. How you doing, everybody? We're here with a good announcement.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a good announcement.

[Marcus Parks]

It's good news. First of all, let's just go ahead and get it out of the way and say what we all want. I know what everyone wants to hear. If you don't want anything to change, it won't.

[Ed Larson]

I just.

[Henry Zebrowski]

First of all, nothing essentially is changing except for things that we like.

[Marcus Parks]

A couple of things are changing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Last Podcast on the Left is announcing a partnership with Netflix for our video rights to the show.

[Marcus Parks]

A partnership, not a sale.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not a sale. We are literally just leasing our bodies physically to Netflix to be seen by you. That means Last Podcast on the Left and side Stories will now be appearing in video version on Netflix on all tiers. Really? Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, but I did forget to tell you about this. I didn't even tell him. He didn't even ask why I was in the room.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He didn't even care. He didn't care. That's what I love about him.

[Ed Larson]

I work here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, he's the Winston. But to reiterate, nothing else is changing. The podcast will still be available for free wherever podcasts are found. All of the last stream on the left is staying exactly the same. Our deal with Patreon is exactly the same. You can still get ad free episodes of the podcast on patreon.com that is still totally available to you except for the video podcast. Well, that's where we got an even better, better announcement, which is because we're taking Last Podcast on the Left and side stories video off of YouTube and off of our Patreon. We are giving you more stuff, more content. So number one, we have a brand new Sirius XM show that is going to be coming out called Last Letterboxd on the Left, starring Ed Larson and myself doing movie reviews. No.

[Marcus Parks]

Be coming on every once in a while.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He will be. And we will be having guests. The video for that is going to be put on Patreon.

[Ed Larson]

How about that?

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's for you.

[Ed Larson]

There you go.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's one. All right. Then we have the Miseducation of Ed Larson, I'm an Idiot, in which we will be making footage of Ed learning about topics that Marcus and I will be sending him ahead on so that he can catch up to our stature by the time we do a bunch of new crazy revamp series in the next coming years. That's right.

[Ed Larson]

And I refuse to read. So we're going be watching documentaries, movies, and I'm gonna watch and you're gonna watch me watch. And then I will be like, that's stupid. And you're gonna be like, Ed's learning all kinds of.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, that's basically it. You get two new shows.

[Ed Larson]

One more.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. Oh, that's not it, Marcus. There's more than that. We are, we are introducing last stream on the left After Dark.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah, that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. So for our truly, our most beloved $25 tier subscribers over on Patreon, what you can give is actual suggestions of videos for us to show on the stream. And then it will be an exclusive to all of the Patreon users that we will then do a 20 minute user submitted video uncut directly for you that lives on Patreon and does not go anywhere else.

[Ed Larson]

Won't be on YouTube. It won't be anywhere else. Only you, Patreon. Enjoy.

[Marcus Parks]

And that's going to be once a month.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Once a month, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

So three new shows and we're going to be on Netflix, which is amazing because the thing is about the Netflix deal is that it's going to enable us to do so much more cool. Here at the network. We're going to be able to do new video streaming shows.

[Ed Larson]

Am I going to have to try harder.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, absolutely not.

[Marcus Parks]

You don't have to do anything. You. All you got to do is you got to sit right there and be your cherubic self.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Also, you know what's incredible about Netflix? And I'll say this, truly, none of these dumb shit YouTube language policing. Yeah, it's all over. We don't have. We could say kill and suicide. Like, we. Like, we can say all the things without him fucking with the algorithm. Right. We're free on there to actually say all the words we'd like to say.

[Marcus Parks]

Are you telling me I don't have to unalive myself anymore?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not anymore.

[Ed Larson]

That's right. You could just commit regular suicide.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's going to be Hitch. All right, so again, nothing has to change if nothing has changed. Nothing has changed. So if there's nothing that you do, if you like the podcast, where you like the podcast, nothing changes.

[Marcus Parks]

But if you want to watch us on Netflix now, if you want to watch episodes of Side Stories and Episodes, the last podcast on the left on Netflix, you can do that if you have a Netflix account.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And one last notification. The old episodes are staying on.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So everything. Nothing is being removed.

[Marcus Parks]

A couple of. A couple of episodes are going to be put on exclusive on Netflix, but not too many. Still going to be a massive, massive backlog on YouTube.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All of that will. Almost none of that moves. So it's really just the current series from now on. So just so you know, it's all still there for you now. It will also be on Netflix.

[Ed Larson]

You know what I find to be very cool is like, Netflix is obviously making a big push, and they're really bringing in a lot of podcasts, and I think that's pretty cool thing to happen over there on Netflix. But I will say we're one of the few independent shows going there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, we don't want to toot our horn too much, but yes, it is. This. This is a thing that we got to negotiate. This is a thing that we. That directly helps us here at the network. And we are fucking. We're going to play this all the way down the ball.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

Helps us, helps our employees, helps everybody. So it's a damn good thing. It's very cool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It better be. And if it isn't, then we're sorry. But right now, we love it. We'll see you on Netflix, won't we, Marcus? Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

See, on Netflix.

[Ed Larson]

All right, get back to work, you little bony piece of.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm gonna. All right, I gotta go.

[Marcus Parks]

I got a whole lot of Murdoch, Work to do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. Now, all right.

[Ed Larson]

Back.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The side stories is beginning.

[Marcus Parks]

There's no place to escape to.

[Ed Larson]

This is the last on the left side story. That's when the cannibalism started.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Side stories. Yes. All right. We are rolling, guys. Rolling. Rolling, rolling, rolling. What? Rolling, rolling, rolling. I feel like I would have been a perfect person to have led the talk back of Interview with the Vampire season three.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah. I feel like that would have been great for you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That was called. I was asked to by my good friend Joe Randazzo. Right. I'm just going to blow all this up.

[Ed Larson]

Go ahead. I love it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. And yes, you want to be. Do you want free money to talk to all these sexy people?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right.

[Ed Larson]

Because I imagine if they're in Interview the Vampire at the television show, I haven't watched it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Me neither.

[Ed Larson]

I imagine they're hot.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

They better be. If they're not hot. Imagine a bunch of fatties.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A television show. Please, please, can we do it?

[Ed Larson]

I would probably tune in and watch it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There was a pitch that we were coming up with in the day, Right. We were in the back in the day. Me and an old buddy of mine had this concept called Fat Vampire.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, this is a great idea.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why aren't we doing it?

[Ed Larson]

Fat vampires is hilarious.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I am so sick. Like, it's a part of when we did Vampire.

[Ed Larson]

The mas open like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like. Like a Budweiser bloodwise. Yes. That's amazing. Done. Done. Yeah. Look at all these attractive people. I could have talked to Assad Zaman. I don't know what he is. Eric Bosian. I would have my pants to talk to Eric Bos.

[Ed Larson]

Eric Bosian's cool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was not gonna be a part of that. Talk back. This is the guy that they all love. Yeah, that'.

[Ed Larson]

He looks like Anders Bravik. Wow. Yeah, but I mean, that's a sexy neck.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, but I don't know what it is about me.

[Ed Larson]

Kind of nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They straight up said, no, Henry Vampire. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

No wonder he got turned with a neck like that. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, they said, henry, no, we don't want you talking to Ray Don Chong. They said, henry, no, we don't need you to be in the same room as Delaney. Who is that? Delaney hails whoever that is. We don't want you in the same room as those people. She seems very kind, which I do understand. Why would you not. Why would you have me? You would have an attractive person. I would be a ringer.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If I arrived, you would make them even more attractive.

[Ed Larson]

I think that's the thing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Look at this, guys. This is a way to hire me. I'll help.

[Ed Larson]

Do you think it was the mustache that got you not hired?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think it was all of me.

[Ed Larson]

Because no, no one. I mean, looking at you right now, you should not be talking about this show. No offense. I think this. I'm gonna.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So when you guys are kissing each other, what do you do? When you guys are kissing each other, is that a thing that you like to do or is it just acting?

[Ed Larson]

I think whoever they hired was correct.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

And I'm on your side all the time, but I really don't think you should have gotten this job.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why they call me? They called me.

[Ed Larson]

I don't know where.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like, do you want this job? I was just like, yeah, I'll go talk to sexy people for money. And then. And then two days later, they went sor. Wow again. They're like, well, you're real funny. I was like, yeah. Welcome to side Stories. It doesn't matter. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.

[Ed Larson]

The show's gonna be on Netflix.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We won.

[Ed Larson]

Did we win?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know.

[Ed Larson]

I'll tell you what. Find out if we won another Netflix announcement. Netflix is a joke. It's going on sale on Friday. We're gonna do a side stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We are at the Avalon, which is amazing. I love that venue.

[Ed Larson]

It's really cool. It's like an old weird like sex dungeon would for interview the vampire.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah. Honestly, it would have been awesome, dude. But again, I'm giving them no help.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. He can't. He can't. They're cut off. Yeah, they're cut. You guys are done.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cut off.

[Ed Larson]

You guys are done.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're not just heard about you. Never going to hear about you again.

[Ed Larson]

You just wanted to interview some vampires.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's all I wanted to do was to be in the room with the nice smelling people.

[Ed Larson]

Oh God, this is wonderful. When they all walk in together, they.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All smell so good.

[Ed Larson]

So good, so good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, it's not just like us.

[Ed Larson]

I haven't put on cologne since prom.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

May 7th we're gonna be at the Avalon doing side stories in Hollywood. 9:45pm Late Night show in Hollywood come out. All part of the Netflix is a joke show. We're gonna glad they included us. Noticed I didn't see my name on the poster.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Neither one of us. Our names were on the poster.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Or the word side stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not even once. But guess what? We're gonna sell out and half Those guys aren't. That's right. And because we do an am amazing show and you're gonna come and see our show because you know, if you've seen side Stories live, we crush it. Come check it out. May 7th at the Avalon in Los Angeles, 9:45pm it's gonna be fun as just also remind everybody. Yeah. Now our visuals are on Netflix. But again, nothing has changed about the podcast because you're probably listening to this on whatever way you listen to your podcast. So congratulations.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. You still want to use what it's a. What's a weird one. Stereo gum. Is that. Does that exist, Podcast addict? If you're on podcast attic, put the needle in. We're here for you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Go make sure none of our listens count.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, like go over there, but.

[Ed Larson]

Honestly, take your phone and cook it on a spoon and stab it right in there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But we just, we, you know, just again, we're here. We're here and exactly the same. We're not going to change anything and we're going to prove that. Up top. Eddie, where should we start?

[Ed Larson]

Oh, man, I don't know. Should we say some bad words? Ass titties. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Demonetized me now. Yeah. Try to hide our show now in the algorithm.

[Ed Larson]

We do have some updates. People are what there's the stolen bodies. People talking about like what you could do with the stolen bodies or why. Whether it's a crime or not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

One thing I wanted to talk about was the actual crimes of Jonathan Gerlach after we got the. We talked about last week. Jonathan Gerlach. He and I would say bone enthusiast, oddities collector. Technically. He's a photographer.

[Ed Larson]

Professional creep.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Professional creepist. He is getting the book thrown at him for countless different burglary accounts. For him robbing graves. He does he robbing graves? Especially those of little babies. We talked a little bit about what makes this a crime and I thought it was really interesting is that we asked people over at the Mooter Museum, like, we asked like, what do they do? Because we know that they were in the middle of their like repatriation process. Right. Where it's. The idea is trying to figure out where all the weird inside of their museum goes to. And it's kind of amazing is that like most of it there's like no connection anymore and there's almost no, like they don't have anybody to call.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And so. Yeah. So I mean, how are you going to find things? Been there for 100 and something years. How are you really going to find out what happens.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's 8. They say now that it's about 10% of the collection has been obtained under what we could continue to be what we would consider our modern definition of medical consent. Right. And they say even 10%, it might be generously high. But it is interesting that Thomas Dent Mutter, when he started the collection, he never intended for it to be widely accessible to a public audience. It was a teaching collection for his medical students in the days before photography became widespread and when human bodies for dissection were hard to come by. One way to show a medical student how to identify syphilis, leprosy, cancer, and, you know, endless list of all the other horrible things. Yeah. That are in the Mutter Museum was to show them a wet specimen preserved in formaldehyde.

[Ed Larson]

It's probably better than a picture.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is, because then you can actually see it. Because what we know is that. But it's hard to be a doctor in a way, because you have to go from the patient's descriptions of their issues, and you have to find all of these things. You have to find. You have to kind of find the right way through. And sometimes you really gotta feel a pancreas.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, man. If you can't slap it. What are you doing?

[Henry Zebrowski]

What are we doing here? If I can't get my fingernails into the flesh of the kidney, I'm. I'm not learning anything.

[Ed Larson]

That's right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So that is what's interesting, is that now they are working at the Mutant Museum. But Jonathan Gerlach, he was doing grave robbing.

[Ed Larson]

And we know that the Moody Museum thing. Not to jump off it too fast, but it was interesting to me that they're not really taking new shit. No, they don't want the hot stuff. They're happy with what they got.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're full. Yeah, they're very, very full. And this is also interesting about where human bodies go to. This comes from a funeral service instructor. It's not so much that someone owns the human remains after death, they are considered quasi property. But there's a person or persons that has the legal authority to direct what happens to those human remains. We call them the authorizing agent. It is sometimes the next of kin that is the closest blood relative, but more often it is the surviving spouse. They direct whether disposition is by burial, entombment or cremation. And later on, they have the remains disinterred from a cemetery and move somewhere else. They can do. The only ones that can do that. Okay. But the. That is, again, it's like a Default thing. If you don't just. If you just die and you have nobody to claim your remains, they do just sit there.

[Ed Larson]

Good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so they do put them up. And a lot of people. There's a lot of people that say, like, you know, one thought, kind of a theoretical thing is they said, really part of the issue of desecrating graves is this concept we have of like in the architectural world that graves are an extension of the soul. Like, it's this kind of like pseudo.

[Ed Larson]

But if you believe in souls, they left the body long before they even got to the grave.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. There. But there are people. This is about people saying, like, what's truly wrong with destroying a tomb? Which is that it's an extension of human life. That's how they view it in a way, architecturally, like, like artistically. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I think what he did, like busting up the fucking. The tombs and the mausoleum area, you know, that's messed up. Because it's like destruction of property.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

And it looks nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It does. And it's historical landmarks.

[Ed Larson]

And.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And the one thing I got from a lot of people was that they. It seems that I was on the correct track, which is this is a very Bible bound part of the United States of America.

[Ed Larson]

Philly.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. Where he's at.

[Ed Larson]

He's close to Philly.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Jonathan Gerlach is still like. But where they are at is very religious. And that's a part of what they're throwing the fucking book out of Fishtown, not Fishtown. There's no God giving out fish. Yeah. But he would only because he had to. You think he would have just given them out? Yeah, he's Pennsylvania.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Middle Pennsylvania. He's Delco boy. But we really wanted to talk about here what his real crimes were, which is. And I, I. To be honest, I think it's. His other artistic endeavors are some of the single worst things I've ever heard. I actually think that this is worse than what he did.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, absolutely.

[Henry Zebrowski]

His crime then. His quote, unquote crimes that he was booked for.

[Ed Larson]

Rob, can we please play? He has music.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And I can't. This is one of those pretentious things. This is the most pretentious thing I've seen for a while. This is the title of the video, the Classroom Sessions. Colon blind slash bird dash, scene three, hospital stress quote unquote undelivered flowers.

[Ed Larson]

Okay. I think the Classroom Sessions is the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Name of the scenes.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, that was it. Because he did. I probably recorded in the classroom.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why is it all in one title? I don't know. It's 10 years old. I know.

[Ed Larson]

10 years old. 786 views.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He should have been arrested for this thing.

[Ed Larson]

Whoever found this good sleuthing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay, here we go.

[Ed Larson]

God, this guy has fired from Fridays written all over his face.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I hate this person. This is literally Jonathan Gerlach. This is the worst thing you've ever done. I can't sleep in my own bed tonight. Smell of your skin I think of mornings when I'd wake to my face lost in your hair I'll never run.

[Marcus Parks]

My fingers down your curves again Would.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Feel the rush of my nerves as.

[Marcus Parks]

Your lips and my chest God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Kill him. Arrest this man.

[Ed Larson]

Man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Arrest this man. Arrest him. Have him taken from me. Arrest this man.

[Ed Larson]

It is worse than the bones.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If this is more. That's way worse.

[Ed Larson]

Like, way worse than the bones.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Making boy Henley music like Henley T shirt music. You know what I mean?

[Ed Larson]

It's like if young blood was dried blood.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, young blood was old blood. What's his other one like? Is it any better? No, it's called Beautiful Womb.

[Ed Larson]

Beautiful.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh. His band is called Blind Bird. That's the dumbest.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's Blind bird. Of your conception, when your heart started beating.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You were made beautiful. Ugh. You were a most flawless creation. Crucify him.

[Ed Larson]

Every molecule in your body was flawlessly aligned. And in that womb, you were made whole.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do we owe him money? Is that what this is gonna do?

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God. Absolutely.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Ed Larson]

He's in jail. He can't make any money.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You can't copyright this even if he wanted to. Right? I think the government would reject.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, no, this is actually copy wrong. Energy that surrounds us all. What is this one called?

[Henry Zebrowski]

The little Beautiful Beautiful Womb. All right, shut the up, bro.

[Ed Larson]

I wonder, all right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's the worst thing I've ever seen.

[Ed Larson]

I wonder if his roommates got mad when he was recording that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I bet you his roommate right now is gonna be really happy to hear that he's got a soundtrack that he can apply to their love making.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yes, I would. You are one blind bird who can't see what's coming.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, hey, there's one. Which one comment that says crazy that this dude robs graves.

[Ed Larson]

You're right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Damn near 4121.

[Ed Larson]

You're correct.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is crazy, buddy. You are not wrong. God, can you imagine just him talk rapping as he's getting absolutely plowed in the butt.

[Ed Larson]

Man, I am so lucky that none of my embarrassing. I was too stupid to Put it online.

[Henry Zebrowski]

God, what did you do? What's the most. What's the most sincere think you. You think you did?

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God. On camera. On camera. Well, there's lots of stuff written down. Lord knows, cute girls, yearbooks. Oh, who knows what happened in there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I can imagine just you laying it slick.

[Ed Larson]

Just thinking, like, I got her. She's gonna come crawling down.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's gonna like it. She's looking. She's, like, burning it right now.

[Ed Larson]

Lies from your grave.

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

All right, one more update was that the Department of Homeland Security we now know purchased a system. So last week I talked about, which I think is really funny is how many people were like Henry explicitly said that we cannot beat the US Government so we should not protest anymore. And I can. I need another rousing Marcus speech, another rousing positive Marcus speech in order to be able to protest again. And I get it. I understand. I was talking last week, probably a piece of propaganda from the US Government about our attack of stealing the president of Venezuela. Right.

[Ed Larson]

Talking about the sound machine that made the guys puke.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All the kinds of them popping the guys. Right. We now know that like yes, I was saying it because I thought it was interesting. We were mostly making a point towards the parts of the pe. The section of the population of the United States of America that have big guns guns and think that those big guns are the things that are going to help them against the government. That's what I was talking about. Of course. I think that there are more of us than ever. So that's what you got to do. You got to flood the zone, and we have to do General Strike. That's the only thing that's going to win in General Strike.

[Ed Larson]

And just be creative. Remember, we're smart. I mean, looking at Minneapolis, what they're doing over there is so cool. And how they're dressing up like ICE agents and then going in and like, saying, imposter, imposter. And like, making them all fight each other and then run away.

[Henry Zebrowski]

More and more of this jam.

[Ed Larson]

So cool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Jam. Jam it up. This is the idea, guys, is that this is how. This is how the people win. They win with ideas, and they win by moving and. But all that being said, I don't think that the sound weapons that we saw or they talked about in Venezuela is quite what's going on there, but there is something going on.

[Ed Larson]

There's definitely sound weapons. And I'm sure that's the perfect time for a bunch of maniacs to try out some they never used before.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We saw it in Belgrade. We know that they use something weird in Belgrade to dispel a bunch of rioters. We know that. We also know that in Defense, the Defense Department has come forward and said that they purchased a device for millions of dollars. And I guess what they say in the waning days of the Biden administration.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Saying that they had bought a thing that could fit in a backpack from Russia that could disperse a Havana syndrome like sound that they could use for crowd disposal. Like, we now know that that is a thing that they definitely did.

[Ed Larson]

And they purchased it for what they said was eight figures, which could be 10 million or 99 million.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's a lot for one. One.

[Ed Larson]

It's a lot for one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I feel like they need to get one of those. Buy one, get half off of another.

[Ed Larson]

I know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is Russia not do deals?

[Ed Larson]

I don't think they do deals.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why doesn't Russia do sales?

[Ed Larson]

I mean, I think you just have to take the Russia thing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I feel like with Putin and stuff like that, he could really help. You know what could help Russia's coupons?

[Ed Larson]

You know, it's that lack of capitalism that's really hurting them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what I've been saying to every single homeless person I see, every single time I see them. It's your lack of capitalism that's hurting you. I'm like, that's what you got to do. You got to add more capitalism to this situation. But this is mostly just talking about how it's out there. They're using sound weaponry. I don't think it means that you can't Protest anymore. I think that you should absolutely protest.

[Ed Larson]

Please.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just think that it's important to remember that the US government is super protective over their super secret technology. And we only see a sliver of it. And now we have a melting pedophile rapist in charge of all of it. And that guy is. Is just using it now. And so we'll see. We'll see how it goes. But I'm gang. General strike.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you want to do something, does.

[Ed Larson]

That mean we have to?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that it does not imply to entertainers.

[Ed Larson]

If everyone strikes, does that mean that we stop talking or do people need us more?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Then I. I'm gonna say that we would continue to do the show. If we do a general strike, we're gonna.

[Ed Larson]

Netflix say.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They'Re gonna be like, work till you die. Work do you die. I wish that you were both 20 year old Asians I could pay a dime to, but I can't. And I want. I wish I could. I wish I could take you both and turn you to enbs. That would work for free. There's nothing Netflix would make happier.

[Ed Larson]

I just want to know where we stand.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, we know. Nowhere you stand nowhere. And there is video evidence of these weapons. No, I know we talked about this. We talked about this last year. If you watch this video is crazy. No, we talked about this. It's a. It sounds like the buildings are collapsing. It is a. This is a thing that they have done. We know it's out there. It is just understanding. Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We've seen this video many times.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. Yeah, I watch it. It's crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's crazy. But that's why. It's just when we do the general strike. No stories, Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

No stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what we'll do. Oh, computer's gone.

[Ed Larson]

Just, just free riff, free riff. This is Holden's time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, wow.

[Ed Larson]

That's Strike.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, wow.

[Ed Larson]

Talk about Strike.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He does the show. Yeah, we.

[Ed Larson]

We'll come in and sit here in silence.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We will sit here in silence, Holden.

[Ed Larson]

Probably be in the room on camera.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Dude, why don't we do this, man? General strike's gotta happen. It's the only thing that's gonna change stuff. Understand that. I'll just, Just, just know that. Just. The key to that is you just have to lay down in the streets.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can't fight. That's what they want. All right, here we go. So we got more great stories. One of my. This is another really funny.

[Ed Larson]

This is funny.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This makes me laugh every once In a while on side Story, somebody will send in a tale that sounds innocuous at first, and then you lift up the COVID of it, and it's wildly deep.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And you don't. Didn't know that it got that deep. One example was a couple of years ago, we covered a story of someone talking about. In Edmonton, Canada, a guy was taking a shit, and he said that a man came from underneath the stall next to him and said, say, hey, can I buy your. I'm gonna eat that. And we covered that, and it turns out it was a whole thing.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right.

[Ed Larson]

He's been doing it all over the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Place all throughout Canada.

[Ed Larson]

Right. He was just. And he's just filled with money, I guess.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I don't think he's rich. He was the west Edmonton mall poop eater, so. But there's a new one in town. There's a new one, and a part of the reason why is.

[Ed Larson]

I think I'm collecting it was diarrhea. He couldn't buy a problem, probably.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, no, he'd get whatever he could get.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think he was choosy, Eddie. All right, Beggars can't be choosers. But this next one is another example of what I would call another member of my own personal sinister six. All right? The Piggyback Bandit. Now, this is real. This. This is recent.

[Ed Larson]

Okay?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm an athletic trainer at a high school in the Chicago area. I provide medical coverage for all sports at my school. This past Monday, one of my athletes came to me reporting that he was injured over the weekend. He reports that he spoke to a male athletic trainer at the school, and he received a massage to help with the pain. Couple problems here. There was an injury. I know the ATS at the school, and they would have messaged me to let me know. Second, there are no male ats at that school. Also, ats don't just give massages to make it better. That's weird.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, at first, I was thinking the kid might be lying to get out of practice, get sympathy, or just be done with the set. With. Done with the season. Yeah. Yeah, right. We don't want to do it anymore. Figured he could be exaggerating, just not telling the whole story, whatever it happens. In this morning, I receive an email about this guy called the Piggyback Bandit that has been spotted around schools in our area doing some research. He has been going at it since 2012.

[Ed Larson]

Whoa.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And he is banned from high school athletics in five states.

[Ed Larson]

Five states?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Five states.

[Ed Larson]

Not even cities or Counties.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He took a 3,000 mile road trip doing this. He is allegedly a person with special needs, as reported by his mother, trying to get in with teams to be their waterboy manager. He's known to jump on athletes backs for piggyback rides.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, so he's stealing the rides. That's why he's the big.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's rubbing his balls against the backs of children.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, there he is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And that's him right there. He's a big old boy. 2, 4, 40.

[Ed Larson]

That's too big.

[Henry Zebrowski]

240, right. 240 pounds, right. He passed vulgar notes and he's offered and given massages and he gave kids money for letting him massage them.

[Ed Larson]

I would never let that man massage me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I confused, right? He's bad at it.

[Ed Larson]

There's nothing about this guy. It's like, you know what? I think he knows how to run.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't take it again unless he pays you first. Take the money up front. I confirmed with my athletes his story. He stuck to the story of a male at helping out after his injury. I contacted the other school and asked them if they had a to to somebody helping that day. No. So now we know that he is back out there. This is the year 2026.

[Ed Larson]

So he's been stealing piggyback rides for 14 years.

[Henry Zebrowski]

For 14 years. It started when he was a little boy. Now, I guess it started in high school. He was the water boy for his own personal high school team. His name is Sherman Shegan.

[Ed Larson]

That sounds like a piggyback bandit's name.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, and he looks like a guy. That is a bandit for piggybacks.

[Ed Larson]

He looks like a piggy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That is a guy that loves rubbing his dick and balls against the smalls of the backs of children.

[Ed Larson]

Is he mentally challenged?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, but that is. It is showing that he is far more cunning than we thought he would be. So in high school he started as a water boy.

[Ed Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is was. It goes back as far as his high school days where it started where he was getting in trouble for jumping on the backs of boys after they had gotten out of the shack. Towel, right?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, that's. You can't do that. You gotta wait a little bit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Run him dry.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Get him towel first.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just covered in towels.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I gotta go. I gotta jump on Jose. How's you gotta go? Yeah, right. So 2012 is the first time he's brought up on charges for this. In which he jumps on the back of a so of a child so the first thing that happens is in his high school. He came back to his high school after he had graduated, insinuate himself back in the team, and did it several times. And for a while they just considered him a nuisance. We gotta entertain.

[Ed Larson]

At what point do you call him a water man?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think no point. No point. So we'll read the note that he handed to the person too. So here we go.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So what he then did is that later on he would go. Eventually he was banned from his high school, saying, you can't come to any form of athletics program. He starts going to high schools in the neighboring states.

[Ed Larson]

8.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. Learning how to do it. So he starts to understand to dress in the uniform of the traveling team.

[Ed Larson]

Oh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Showing up at high schools because the. The traveling team and a high school is like, they're away from everybody. They have one teacher with them. So he insinuates himself with the kids afterwards.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I'm the new guy. They hired me for the day.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And then I can see a coach.

[Ed Larson]

Even be like, oh, good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, whatever. Right? Or he's the guy that we have. Right. We have to have this guy we're using. This guy stands out. He stands out.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, you can't dress like one players at 45.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, that's what he think. He's 20 at this point. He's probably in his mid-30s. Shirt. He wears like a basketball jersey and shorts again. So it's real easy for his material. You guys know. You guys know what happens to the guy?

[Ed Larson]

It's cats.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know what happens when you wear basketball shirts to the strip also?

[Ed Larson]

Nobody. They don't let you in.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But. Yeah, but they don't.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But guess what they do. They let you right into a high school sports gymnasium. They say, right this way.

[Ed Larson]

All right, forget about this guy for two seconds. Seconds. I. The basketball team's mascot is Cats.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that's a general jersey. That's like a jersey he just had, dude.

[Ed Larson]

Cats. Cats. The Minnesota Cats.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, we play for the Kansas City Dogs.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just dogs.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, we're rabbits.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're just dogs. Rabbits.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're the singular giraffe. Hello. Welcome to the Montgomery Bay Singular gir. Giraffes. Just one giraffe. But he. So that's where it's go again. Escalates.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He goes on a 3,000. I sort of said this 3,000 mile road trip around the country to five states where he is systematically in a car.

[Ed Larson]

And he wasn't riding some poor boy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yo, he. You dude, you joke. He used to do. He used to hitchhike, and people used to just take.

[Ed Larson]

Make them. Right, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And they used to. So he used to piggyback rides, too. He used to do the whole thing. And he'd go and be like, yeah, you know, I'm just going from state to state, just traveling, just, you know, just trying to go. And so 2012, he got arrested. 2018, he gets arrested again. This time, he gets arrested for jumping on the back of a boy, handing him a note. And this one, when he got the. The note, it had $20. And he's in the note, he said, do you show. Do you fart with that? But I wish that you do more than just sitting and farting with that butt.

[Ed Larson]

Right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Has an ideas. Having ideas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Have an idea.

[Ed Larson]

It's a genuine question.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, but again, he is again, right.

[Ed Larson]

What else can you do with it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is another example of a note that he gave to someone else. So this is word for word what he wrote. $10 plus note massage.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, so he's lowering his price.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is $10 for you letting me give you a massage. Thank you for letting me give you a massage. Money wisely. Also, I want to tell. Let me do this. Actually, take this back. Let me take it back.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, get in the character.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is $10 for you letting me give you a massage. Thank you for letting me give you a massage. Use this money wisely. Also, I want to tell you, you have a nice ass with those pants on. Use your ass wisely to fart and poop. Oh. So I heard if you wear your hat backwards, you fought more than other people. I got my hat backwards, too.

[Ed Larson]

You would figure as a professional piggyback rider, the backwards hat would be an obstacle that you don't want to deal with.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think he's thinking about that. I don't think he's thinking about that. I think that he is out there, dude. But this is like, again, I cover this. It's just been going on for four.

[Ed Larson]

This was given to someone at Disneyland grad night.

[Henry Zebrowski]

14 years. He just can go in, buddy. He has it.

[Ed Larson]

He legitimately collared shirt and confidence will get you in anywhere.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, you remember when we just walked into Midsummer Screamers going, we're press. Yeah, we press. We just walked in because we didn't get the proper lanyard. It's easy to do, guys. Things are that secure. There's a gaping hole in the White House right now. Remind you.

[Ed Larson]

Remind.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The wind is entering the White House right now. It is super easy. Super easy. And so that happened to me at.

[Ed Larson]

A PFUG concert once. I was going to meet my buddy Danny, and I just, like, straight up walked all the way back to his green room, and he's like, how'd you get back here? I was like, I just walked back here. Yep.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I always remember when they canceled that concert mid. It was like there was some kind of weather warning. It was during again. Pop set at that cruel world fest. Same thing where they just let all the doors open. Yeah. And so, like, me and Natalie were just, like, with Iggy Pop's family. Like, we were out there. Like, I don't know why we're here. I don't know how we got here. Natalie's hot enough to not be questioned. Like, that's the thing. And then we look like a producer and wife together, because it's like a hot chicken. Little fat man. So this is. This guy is. I think so is he in jail.

[Ed Larson]

Or is he free and running around?

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's been. Technically, he has not been picked up since 2018, but if you look.

[Ed Larson]

That's not good for a piggyback bandit. No, you got to be picked up all the time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But, dude, he's out there. He's in Indiana right now.

[Ed Larson]

ESPN has covered this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, buddy. High school sports. That's a high school sports. You got to do this, man. Man.

[Ed Larson]

Espn. Whenever they have to deal with real news. And so, like, when Jerry Sandusky happened, I was working at a sports bar and every day at the like. So the coach of Penn State.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So he used to set up the lawn chairs in a position so that he could see the kids make the left hook out of the shower and make a stopping pattern right in front of him and stop and fade. There's a stop and fade in front of him because then they could do it with plays, and it's easier for them to do it. But yeah. Just know that he's out there. Sherman, Sherman. Sherman. Oh, his horrible name. He's got a horrible name. Sherwin Shayagan Shegan. So he's out there. And honestly, come on the show. Side stories. LPOTL gmail.com I'd love to talk with you about it because he's a saddle on Holden. Because you know who else I got on the close to the show now? Eddie. And you'd be so happy. Besides Haddon. Clark.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hadn't Clark sent us a drawing of us?

[Ed Larson]

Had right behind. Is that his name?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Clark sent us a drawing of us.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. I. I hate this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Fresh for Netflix.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Congrats, Netflix. You know how you. You let. You let what's his name, Michael Bay sell his Haddon Clark special over to fucking Hulu. Never again, Netflix.

[Ed Larson]

Michael Bay made a special about this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

How many people did he kill?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Two or two or three.

[Ed Larson]

Two or three. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And look at that. He drew our faces Godly. Well, it's.

[Ed Larson]

It looks like us if we were serial killers. Exactly, exactly. It really does. I. We have to get it out of here. I don't want it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I sent some of his beard as well. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Each one of us. Pieces of his beard. The coffee print, hands and feet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I won't touch that.

[Ed Larson]

Apparently he listens to the show and I.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no.

[Ed Larson]

He died, buddy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He doesn't listen. He doesn't listen.

[Ed Larson]

Then how did. Why did he care?

[Henry Zebrowski]

A listener brought this to him.

[Ed Larson]

So hold on. So hold on. So he doesn't listen?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Ed Larson]

And a listener was like, these guys, they. They did a show about you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He. They literally just said I wasn't a.

[Ed Larson]

Part of that show. How do you find out what I look like?

[Henry Zebrowski]

The guy pitched it at him and then they just went. And he found a picture of you on the. In the prison library.

[Ed Larson]

In the prison library?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I guess.

[Ed Larson]

What's in there? I'm not even in. Last book on the left.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, he went on the Internet.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah, I bet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

God knows. I'd love to see his search history.

[Ed Larson]

God. So is he, like, healthy? What's this deal? Are we going to. Is he.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Ed Larson]

Is he going to get the chair?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Ed Larson]

Is he convinced? Is he. Did he get a murder? What's the deal?

[Henry Zebrowski]

70 years.

[Ed Larson]

That's it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, but he's 73 now.

[Ed Larson]

Is he getting out? When did he do this? Right. Can we find out?

[Henry Zebrowski]

What. What year?

[Ed Larson]

When is he born?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, 2060s. I get out to 2060.

[Ed Larson]

2060. Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's got time.

[Ed Larson]

Go yourself, you coward. You shit bag. Dickless face. Come for me. Come for Ed Larson. You. You bastard.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just feel like we finally made it. We finally made it.

[Ed Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right. Here we go.

[Ed Larson]

We're getting rid of this. Not staying here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You don't know.

[Ed Larson]

We'll figure it out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're going to donate it to a hospital or something. Yeah. You know, Children's Hospital. Children's Hospital.

[Ed Larson]

Wish I would like a picture drum by a serial killer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can that not happen? Why does that not happen yet? Why is not. What can a Make a wish kids be like, I want to meet David Bokowitz.

[Ed Larson]

Where is Gary Richmond?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can you bring. Can we bring a make a wish child to Gary Witch? You wait before he dies? That would be amazing. And he'd just be like, that's the. This is really one of the specialist days of my life. He's going to be so honored.

[Ed Larson]

I always wanted to meet the Green river killer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That'd be amazing. John Cena would be so angry.

[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

All right, here we go. I got another great. He's a great stuff story. This is a story about a workplace accident. God, it makes me laugh. So there are people that do these things they just jump off of, huh? Right? They just jump off of and they fly around. They act like it's a thing they're.

[Ed Larson]

Supposed to be doing, but I like watching the videos. It's a lot of fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think it is. I think it's one of the scariest things ever. And I think that you should really think about it when you do it. His name is Brendan Weinstein. Dean from Utah. He did the fatal thing that a wingsuit diver should. Should never do, which is he never pulled up. He jumped off a. This very specific. He flew all the way down to this Cape Town, South Africa.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Apparently he did none of the proper research of what he was supposed to jump.

[Ed Larson]

You're not supposed. You're not allowed to do it there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You will. They say there's a way to do it, but you have to be walked through it. I have no idea idea how. Okay. I don't know how you walk through jumping off a cliff. Like I don't know how. You do it half speed. You know what I mean? So this guy is very experienced.

[Ed Larson]

He's something like thousands of top guys in the world.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Thousands of hours of doing wing gliding. Essentially what he does is he's a wingsuit pilot. So he wears one of those like flying squirrel shoots and he jumps off the stuff. Right. And so he went to this place, the iconic mountain. Some, some place, some place that people love to do it. And I do love that the IR star that this story comes from. It's like over 50 astonished tourists descending the steep path to the peak of the iconic 1086 Mountain in Cape Town, South Africa. Heard the thrill seekers cries as he became aware of his impending fate. It comes after a separate horrifying incident where a woman, 27, was gang raped, stabbed 50 times and forced to carry her intestines in her hands. Why are we talking about that story gives a.

[Ed Larson]

About a guy who jumps off a cliff for fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

People stop. Gotta stop going to this park. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I think the, the park.

[Ed Larson]

Cape Town's got a very high murder rate.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know. It's just, it's a horrible.

[Ed Larson]

They have no water there and they're killing each other.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know, I was just laughing because of the survey. How horrible it is to watch the squirrel man want to fly over this and him saying, I'll do you one better. Like as soon as he's heard there was a story of a woman getting gang raped and murdered by 50 people, he's like, I'm gonna jump over it.

[Ed Larson]

And I'll capture it all on my. My GoPro strapped to my hand.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's exactly what they need. That'll fix it. I'll thank you Moroni for the idea. He, I mean a bet he's Mormon. So he jumped off the thing. He jumped off the thing and apparently you're supposed to. There's like a very. They said that it's supposed to spread your arms and not there's one thing that you're definitely supposed to do, and that's fly in it. I would say it is. Is use it to fly. Because he jumps off, and apparently it's this. They said a technical jump, which I guess means it's like there's a certain point in which you just need to pivot. Side stories. LPOTL gmail.com explained wingsuit diving.

[Ed Larson]

Henry and I have actually never done it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You'd be surprised. You really be surprised. Henry Zabrowski, who's afraid of elevators, has not yet donned a wingsuit. They said it was something, but they can't find one in 38 ways. Have you guys ever skydive at either one of you? I would rather shoot me an ad. Why?

[Ed Larson]

There's no reason for it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just shoot me. That.

[Ed Larson]

You sk. You skydive one time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, God. It's stupid.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It was scary, but of course it was scary.

[Ed Larson]

What are you. The piggyback pendant? Yeah, it was scary when I jumped out of the plane.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But that is one of the best parts about it was the tandem. The tandem situation.

[Ed Larson]

Piggyback.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Piggyback in the sky. Piggyback in the sky. I feel him harden. Yeah, man. I would never do that. That is the dumbest in the face of the planet. But really, the thing that was the reason why. Okay, the reason why I found this cruelly funny was because the reason why they don't want people jumping here is because they have all these hiking trails. And so this family was in. Was on their vacation, and just. It's like a cartoon. They heard, and they said the really only way to describe it is it's a split flat. And this woman just was like. She watched him hit and just got black. Covered in blood. The whole family covered in blood, watching this dude just explode on the trail like, five feet in front of him. So what happened?

[Ed Larson]

Did he not, like, zip up a wing or something? I think that's probably what happened.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They got parachutes in them, so he could have done a lot of stuff, man.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, but the parachute don't matter if you're, like, falling head first, like, at a rapid rate along the side of a cliff.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. If the parachute doesn't go. Go off, dude. Yeah. That'd be a rough. Well, you know, isn't.

[Ed Larson]

All right. Not to be this guy, but, like, isn't this, like, part of the thrill and part of, like, why they do it is because occasionally one of them dies horribly.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why would you. Why? If it was safe 24 7, I'm.

[Ed Larson]

Not saying they deserve it or anything like that, but I'm saying, isn't this why they do it? Because it. Because it. You almost die every time you do it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I guarantee that when guys die, it's sort of like. You know what I always heard about gambling addicts? Like they say about. With gambling addicts, it's actually the losing that keeps you in. Is that in a way where, like, yeah, like the. The minimal. Like the wins that give you the adrenaline high that kind of like, are the tent poles of the whole thing.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But sometimes there's a perverse, like, Norm MacDonald talk about the idea of. He. We described the freedom of losing all of his money. God, he'd have this freedom. Freedom where he'd be like, I'm out, and I just go make new money again. And he just, like. He considered it like a breath of fresh air. I think guys are like this where it's like when. When guys. Other wingsuit divers hear other guys die. I think it makes them want to be in.

[Ed Larson]

Want to do it more.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Because they're like, I want to beat that guy.

[Ed Larson]

Kind of how I want ham more now that I know it causes cancer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The fact that ham. Think about this at. Yeah, ham is now the same level of carcinogen as a cigarette.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How cool are cigarettes? I mean, think about this. Take it back.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, how cool is ham?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Roll up ham.

[Ed Larson]

That's right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

New.

[Ed Larson]

Smoke it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cigarette.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, that I will get into. I'm not smoking cigarettes. That's bad for you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just wish we could find a thing that we could also bring the Jews in on. And the Muslims. They can't have either one. They can't have that cancer.

[Ed Larson]

That's our cancer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cancer.

[Ed Larson]

It's not their cancer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They should be out. They should be allowed.

[Ed Larson]

They get their own cancer. Don't worry about that. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All that smoke.

[Ed Larson]

So I. I found. There's another workplace accident that really like it. It shook me to my core.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is a. This is.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, this is a Florida pastry chef at a kosher bakery was sucked in and killed by a bread mixing machine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That is bad.

[Ed Larson]

This is the type of machine it was. Henry. Look at that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That small.

[Ed Larson]

That's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You get caught in it.

[Ed Larson]

Your arm or your, like, apron gets caught in it, and you get sucked in there. You're an old man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, if it's. There are bigger ones than that.

[Ed Larson]

There are bigger ones for sure, but I don't think it was. It's a small kosher bakery. So I imagine you got caught in.

[Henry Zebrowski]

One of those ripped his arm off.

[Ed Larson]

I think it ripped his arm off. And he probably bled out also, so.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No one's even saying it. They're saying that the death is being still investigated.

[Ed Larson]

Like someone pushed him in. No. No way.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It says here it says, a friend wrote, he gave me his hand in the most difficult moments. And that's got to be so hard now.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, because he doesn't have one. But the. No, they said they do not suspect foul play. And it's misspelled.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. I don't think chickens were involved at all, because that would be. He would have been making matzo ball soup.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. So his dude got caught up in a dome mix.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude. That is so scary.

[Ed Larson]

Gnarly way to die.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's also, like. It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. I never thought this thing of my ultimate tool, of my pleasure would ever be the thing that killed me.

[Ed Larson]

I know, because he lives. Probably worked with it for 40 years.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But at least it shows. You keep your head on a swivel.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You never know when that dough machine's gonna jump up and bite you.

[Ed Larson]

Tie that up. Apron.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know.

[Ed Larson]

I don't know what caught him. I'm assuming it was an apron that wasn't tied.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It could have been his master celebratory belt. It could have been his sash. That said, ask me, I'm the rabbi.

[Ed Larson]

Is that them taking him out?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. I guess this happens somewhat often. People getting stuck in these bread mixing machines.

[Ed Larson]

Well, think about it. I mean, I don't know. Was the last time you made cookies with, like, a little one of these machines at your house?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't have one.

[Ed Larson]

You don't have one? I. I do, and I always. Every time I see it, I put my hand in there. I'm like, this could just rip my arm off. Any. Any moment.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I deal with.

[Ed Larson]

That's a tiny one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Absolutely. I deal with the pure existential terror of sticking my hand in a garbage disposal about three times a week. You.

[Ed Larson]

You got to get screens for your garbage.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's things in there. No, it's in the garbage disposal. God, this is brutal. I don't even know if you want to see. Oh, yeah, Okay. I want to see how it happens. All right. You got caught in the machine.

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[Ed Larson]

Oh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He didn't even see. See anything. Well, yeah. Blood everywhere.

[Ed Larson]

The actual. This was the. That person lived two years ago? No, this was this lady.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It went right into.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, Jesus.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, that's.

[Ed Larson]

I hate to be morbid, but can I See that again?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, dude. It went right into her chest. Oh, that's. Oh, that's how he died. Yeah, that's how he died.

[Ed Larson]

Cleaning it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Something like this. It's something like this. She got caught in the thing. This lady turned it on. She turned it on.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And it just picked. Oh, that's. Yeah, she's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's dead immediately.

[Ed Larson]

Dead immediately. That's just a rag doll.

[Henry Zebrowski]

At least it happened fast.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God. No. Oh, God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Does that lady get arrested or does that lady just get fired?

[Ed Larson]

I just get fired. I, I. You can't arrest them. The rest of their life is haunted. Oh, my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know if that. That. Yeah. God. Holy. That's horrific.

[Ed Larson]

That is horrific. Do not show that. Do not make a clip of that. Saying it now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it's for Netflix. It's for Netflix.

[Ed Larson]

Netflix doesn't have Live Dead.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This won't be on Netflix. Can we not show it on Netflix?

[Ed Larson]

I'm pretty sure we shouldn't start off showing some person dying in a PR machine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Let's test him. Let's test them wheels.

[Marcus Parks]

Come on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Let's push that. Side Stories comes to Netflix. Like, next week.

[Ed Larson]

Is our last one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Oh, good.

[Ed Larson]

Last one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, then we should probably end it. We should probably end it. I think that we made it.

[Ed Larson]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We made it all the way to here. One listener email I wanted to get to. Want to hit that stinger?

[Ed Larson]

Go for it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Here you go.

[Ed Larson]

Are you ready, Eddie? Yeah. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, you already, Henri?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sure. Now it's time for legendary mail. Oh, I like that one. I like that one.

[Ed Larson]

Good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's really good. I like that one a lot.

[Ed Larson]

They took some time with that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I like that. Call in response. All right, here we go. You know, I like to. I'm, I'm transparent, and people got issues with me.

[Ed Larson]

That's because you can't tan.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm pretty big, but I'm transparent. You guys have issues with me. I take it. Right on the chin. I'm not a about it, and I take it. So I, I delivered some. I actually feel truly well warranted criticism of the Toyota RAV4. And I will still, because I own Owned one. I owned one. I had one. You.

[Ed Larson]

You had that. And we have a crv.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

So we know these.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We know. We know. But I'll take this criticism.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay. I have never emailed in before, but some of the inflammatory comments made on this week's side Stories episode were far too much for me, a longtime listener, to sit idly by and Let happen. A RAV4 is a far superior automobile than a CR V in every way and is certainly not not a CRV. If anything, the CRV is a RAV4.

[Ed Larson]

Unbelievable. Come on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The RAV4 is true full time four wheel drive and the CRV has a passive all wheel, four drive, all wheel drive system that only sends 20% of the power to the real rear wheels. What is anyone supposed to do with 20% rear wheel power? Get the kids to soccer Practice? Groceries? The RAV4 is a car for true adventurers, notes the not. Don't ever rob a grave with a hybrid. Only like 10% of Rav fours on the road are hybrids. They're bad. The hybrids are bad all right. They're not good. Most are extremely reliable V6 engines. I have one with almost 500k miles that has taken me and my family across the country multiple times over. Good for you. Take a plane.

[Ed Larson]

Take a plane next time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Truly hope that Henry and Eddie could do better going forward as education is the key cure to ignorance. I will continue to enjoy the high quality content in the last podcast. And Left has always put out with the hopes that there can be corrections or at least understanding going forward.

[Ed Larson]

I understand that you drive a RAV Snore.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I am. See, this is all. I allowed you to have a platform. That's what I did.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, you. You told.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I allowed you to have a platform.

[Ed Larson]

I think it was tongue in cheek. Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I will say, I don't know.

[Ed Larson]

Do you really upset?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I hope they are.

[Ed Larson]

Imagine if they were.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If they were though. People get upset about far more ridiculous things. Things, Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

It is kind of fun. I actually like it when people get really mad.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Me too. You know I do. You're allowed to have. You're allowed to have that RAV4. But yeah, get something else. Ravenous. Oh God. There's so many things here that we just. We're going to save because we have things for the series.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, we have to.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We got a. We got two series coming up that we're going to save these emails for them. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

I'm very excited for some of this stuff. Thank you everyone who's been sending in everything, please keep them coming and come see us like live. All right. We got the Netflix as a joke side stories on May 7th 9:45 at the Avalon in Hollywood. Tickets go on sale this Friday. Come and check us out at. Netflix is a joke. I want us to sell out and make all these other comics Be like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Who are these guys?

[Ed Larson]

Why are they doing this? Who?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't even know, dude. It's every single time. And we're. They're going to live every day knowing they're not going to know why our audience loves us so much. Because we all laugh and we love each other, don't we?

[Ed Larson]

Yes, we do. Side stories, 220. That is February 20th in Anchorage. Sold out. Too bad you missed it. Go, go. Fly your fucking ass up to Fairbanks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Please come to Fairbanks. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

We are going to be in Fairbanks, Alaska on February 21st. We're going to have a lot of fun up there. And then we're going to see the northern lights afterwards.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Seriously, come to the Fairbanks show. That is the farthest we've ever been from home.

[Ed Larson]

I've never been now probably I'm not coming back.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, we're not coming back to Fairbanks.

[Ed Larson]

Coming. This is it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So if you're anywhere in the area, come out. Big announcement tomorrow night at 1:22. We are doing this at 7pm PST on YouTube.com lpntv bloodbath. The LPN RPG is doing the first ever Talk Back featuring the actual vampires.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, wow. So you do get to do this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm not.

[Ed Larson]

You did it. You made the job yourself.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I did.

[Ed Larson]

You take. You are doing a vampire talk Back.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm not doing the job. No, I'm not on that show. Yeah, I'm not on that.

[Ed Larson]

That.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, Mel's on that.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, Jesus Christ. All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm not on that.

[Ed Larson]

Mel's on it. You're right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Henry Browski's not on it. Yeah, Mel's on it. Check it out. 7:00pm PST. Entirely in character. Come ask us questions. It's going to be a lot of fun. It is MC'd by Jerry Jared Logan. We're gonna have a blast. And we're gonna have some announcements about season two. Hell yeah. Very, very excited. Come check out version.

[Ed Larson]

That's right. And we got more shows live for you. We're gonna be in urbana, Illinois on March 14. Lexington, Kentucky on April 26. Rochester, New York on May 30 and London, Ontario and June 28. Also come see me do stand up. I'm going to be doing. We're doing Philly for last podcast on the left at the Met on 31st January.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We are gonna be awesome.

[Ed Larson]

It's gonna be amazing. And the night before, I'm gonna be doing some stand up at City Winery in Philly. That's going to be with Kirsten, Michelle, Sills who's a hilarious comedian, and overnight.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Peggy o', Leary, our old wonderful friend. Guys, she's. And she's hilarious.

[Ed Larson]

She's unbelievable. I'm so happy to share the stage with Peggy again. And then I'm gonna be in San Francisco on February 18 at the Punchline with Grant Gordon and the wonderful Julie Rosen.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, that's nice.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Go check it out. We'll see you on the flip.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

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