Side Stories: Tootsie

Summary

Last Podcast on the Left – Side Stories: Tootsie

Release Date: June 3, 2026
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski & Ed Larson

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Episode Overview

This episode of Side Stories mixes the characteristic dark humor, news chatting, and personal moments Last Podcast on the Left fans have come to love. Henry and Ed dive into a range of bizarre, infuriating, and sometimes touching stories: from true crime documentary outrage, LEGO-related legal drama, the saga of a monk-seal abusing vacationer, and horse-stabbing scandal, to animal tragedies close to home. The episode balances comedic riffing with pointed reflection, particularly as Ed shares the loss of his beloved dog, Tootsie.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Recap of Rochester Live Shows and Radio Social (05:01 – 06:12)

• The hosts reflect on their trip to Rochester, NY:
  • Surprised by the charm and hospitality of the city.
  • Praise for Radio Social, notably the “duck legs, fried cheese bricks, and a giant hunk of pork.”
  • Fondness for citizens' warmth and gratitude for those who attended.

2. Joey Chestnut’s Breath and Trials of Competitive Eating (07:27 – 12:26)

• A listener shares an anecdote about meeting competitive eater Joey Chestnut, describing his breath as “a new level of horror.”
  • “When I tell you the breath on that man could have killed every single competitor in the Enhanced Games.” – Listener (09:39)
• Hosts joke about Chestnut's probable gut issues:
  • “Joey Chestnut, still, we know you're killing yourself early for us. We love that about you.” – Henry (11:04)
  • Discussion of his return to the Coney Island Hot Dog Contest and the toll of his career.
  • “He has to still eat several–at least a quarter pound of hot dog.” – Henry (12:18)

3. Outrage Over the Mackenzie Shirilla Case & True Crime Documentaries (13:01 – 26:34)

• The hosts discuss Netflix’s documentary on Mackenzie Shirilla, convicted for intentionally crashing her car and killing two passengers.
  • Critical of Shirilla's shifting defense and her family’s enabling.
  • “It takes a lot of balls to charge you with murder and not manslaughter.” – Henry (15:50)
• Dissect prosecutorial strategy, defense missteps (e.g., forgoing a jury), courtroom evidence, and the exploitation of Shirilla’s chaotic youth.
• Riff on teenage mentality around love, danger, and permanence:
  • “It's like kids don't understand that you don't get another life.” – Eddie (20:59)
• Debate culpability and American carceral culture for minors.
  • “People that kill someone, they have to have the whole book dropped in their face.” – Henry (25:21)
• Both host disappointment at documentary’s manipulation and lack of nuance.

4. The Bricks & Minifigs LEGO Collection Heist (30:24 – 42:10)

• The saga of an Oregon father and son losing their $200k vintage Star Wars LEGO collection to “Bricks & Minifigs” after franchise shenanigans and Mormon-inflected corporate wrangling.
  • “...the worst name of a store I've ever heard.” – Henry (32:02)
  • Reckless Ben, a YouTuber, is championing the case online, exposing the dispute, involving the police, and helping the victims pursue justice.
  • “This is about us versus God, and Reckless Ben is going to beat God.” – Henry (42:10)
• Discussion on the legal games used to exhaust plaintiffs:
  • “We're gonna drag this out for years and bleed you dry...” – Paraphrased franchise owner (36:30)
  • Commentary on Mormon business insularity and lack of mainstream media attention to religious context.

5. Monk Seal Justice: The Case of Igor Litvinchuk (42:25 – 47:30)

• A Covington, WA man is caught on video throwing a rock at an endangered monk seal in Hawaii, claims ignorance, gets locally beaten up, and now faces significant fines and public scorn.
  • “You don't fuck around in Hawaii…Some dude found his ass the next day and beat the living shit out of him as he deserved.” – Eddie (44:10)
  • “No one has ever been like, no one loves this guy. I'm so glad you're here, Igor.” – Henry (47:51)
• Hosts endorse vigilant environmental justice and ridicule the perpetrator’s shifting excuses.

6. Horse Stabbing at Las Vegas Barrel Race (50:02 – 54:09)

• A teenage girl, distressed by her low placement in a rodeo barrel race, stabs three horses—potentially to sabotage competition or from emotional instability.
  • “Also, you know, I would say a reasonable response would be if you feel that you're not getting the results you want from your competitive sport, practice harder.” – Henry (53:52)
• Hosts express disgust and incredulity at the act, joke about possible alternative explanations, and decry quick recourse to animal harm.

7. Screwworms Nearing the US (60:29 – 63:08)

• Brief but alarming update: Screwworm outbreaks are now 30 miles south of Texas, threatening cattle and agriculture.
  • “I don't believe anything you're saying about these screwworms if you don't know what animal it was in.” – Henry (61:01)
  • USDA preemptively bans cattle imports from Mexico.

8. Bus Route 666 Returns to Poland’s Hell (64:01 – 64:38)

• Light-hearted world news: Polish bus route 666, formerly changed for “devil-related” controversy, is reinstated to serve the town of Hel.
  • “So 666 now goes back to Hell. Shout out to Poland. Shout out to hell. Shout out to 666.” – Eddie (64:25)

9. Farewell to Tootsie: Ed’s Emotional Goodbye (65:01 – 68:45)

• Ed shares a heartfelt eulogy for his elderly rescue dog, Tootsie, who just passed away.
  • “I loved her with all my heart. She’s such a good baby. It was definitely Tootsie’s time. We sent her to the back rooms.” – Eddie (65:01)
  • The segment mixes absurdism (jokes about a werewolf-like transformation) with genuine tears and reminiscence of their last days together.
  • “We had her for almost five years. You took amazing care of her.” – Henry (66:53)

10. Listener Mailbag: “Auto-Fellatio Ahoy” (69:33 – 79:32)

• Recap and responses to last episode’s call for evidence that self-oral sex (auto-fellatio) is possible.
  • A parade of listeners confirm, sometimes in gritty detail, that yes, men (and trans women) can and have done it.
  • Recurrent themes: “It’s more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked” (72:22), and “Nothing has made me feel more like a Christian senator than reading these emails.” – Henry (70:01)
  • Listener anecdotes range from casual experimentation, to disastrous injuries, to alarming tales of predatory teens on Omegle.
  • The guys riff on the “Self Suck Hotel” Kindle erotica, bafflement at the genre, and celebrate the drive and flexibility required: “Determined men are simply the most incredible of us all.” – Henry (77:39)
• Final reflections: Both hosts are too big and inflexible to attempt such feats; grateful for their audience’s raw openness.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On documentary outrage:
  “[Shirilla] loves being called Sherilla the Killer. That's what they call her in prison. And she loved it.” – Henry (22:23)

• On American carceral logic:
  “People that kill someone, they have to have the whole book dropped in their face.” – Henry (25:21)

• On animal justice:
  “Some dude found his ass the next day and beat the living shit out of him as he deserved.” – Eddie (44:10)

• On the LEGO saga:
  “This is about us versus God, and Reckless Ben is going to beat God.” – Henry (42:10)

• On goodbye to Tootsie:
  “I love Tootsie. I love her so much. I cried way more than a big man should cry yesterday. I’ll see you on the other side.” – Eddie (67:48)

• On the mailbag topic:
  “Nothing has made me feel more like a Christian senator than reading these emails.” – Henry (70:01) “It’s more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.” – Listener email (72:22)

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Timestamps by Segment

| Topic | Start Time | |-----------------------------------------------|------------| | Rochester Recap & Food Chat | 05:01 | | Joey Chestnut Story/Breath Segment | 07:27 | | Mackenzie Shirilla Doc & True Crime Anger | 13:01 | | Bricks & Minifigs LEGO Heist | 30:24 | | Monk Seal Justice (Igor Litvinchuk) | 42:25 | | Horse Stabbing at Barrel Race | 50:02 | | Screwworms Approaching US | 60:29 | | Poland’s Bus Route 666 to Hell | 64:01 | | Tootsie Tribute & Grieving | 65:01 | | Auto-Fellatio Mailbag | 69:33 |

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, unfiltered, at times heartfelt.
• Ranges from biting social commentary to gut-busting absurdity; blends true crime depth with podcast goofiness, delivers genuine emotion during Tootsie’s memorial.
• Speaker attributions are conversational; overlapping chatter leads to a natural ebb-and-flow full of banter, riffs, and recurring in-jokes.

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Memorable, Touching, and Outrageous

• [11:04] “Joey Chestnut, still, we know you're killing yourself early for us. We love that about you.” – Henry
• [42:10] “This is about us versus God, and Reckless Ben is going to beat God.” – Henry
• [65:01] “I loved her with all my heart. She's such a good baby. ...I will see you on the other side. Okay, girl?” – Eddie
• [70:01] “Nothing has made me feel more like a Christian senator than reading these emails.” – Henry

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a microcosm of Last Podcast on the Left’s unique blend: anarchic humor, pop culture, true crime critiques, and moments of sincere humanity. The recurring theme of justice (whether legal, karmic, or simply emotional) runs beneath the tangents, tying together tales of malfeasance and redemption—humans and animals alike. The Tootsie tribute is a highlight for loyal listeners, offering a rare look at the softer side of Side Stories.

Closing Message:
If you love Tootsie, or just the madness of Last Podcast, Ed encourages you to catch the live show in Phoenix (“Tootsie’s funeral”) and support the crew however you can. And, as ever, “go suck yourself” and “hail Tootsie.”

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(For full stories, banter, and mailbag escapades, catch the episode in its entirety.)

Transcript

[Eddie]

Oregon parks make an Oregon summer.

[Henry]

But what makes an Oregon park?

[Eddie]

Well, Oregon Lottery gameplay helps no matter the game. Megabucks, video lottery or keno funds from

[Henry]

lottery games help support parks projects across

[Eddie]

the state, ensuring they stay safe, accessible,

[Henry]

and open for all.

[Eddie]

In fact, Discover State park scratches are in stores now. It's the perfect way to put a little bit of Oregon's parks in your pocket. The Oregon Lottery. Together we do good things. Must be 18 or older to play Lottery games are based on chance and should be played for entertainment only.

[Henry]

Since he got out, bad things keep happening. Cape Fear, a new series is streaming

[Eddie]

June 5th on Apple TV. Why would I want to hurt you?

[Henry]

Starring Academy Award winner Javier Bardem.

[Eddie]

Why?

[Henry]

And Academy Award nominee Amy Adams.

[Eddie]

He is coming after my family

[Henry]

Kate fear.

[Eddie]

Streaming June 5th on Apple TV.

[Henry]

There's no place to escape to.

[Eddie]

This is the last on the left side stories.

[Henry]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Matt or. You know that song? You don't know this song? No. She's choosing Texas. I couldn't tell by the way she's two stepping around the room. It's saying, but those Malaysian triplets.

[Eddie]

I like the Malaysian triplets sing the song about Texas I played it with

[Henry]

on the Billy Wayne Davis last stream. You weren't there for that one.

[Eddie]

Watch stuff that I'm not a part of.

[Henry]

Yeah, of course, but it's. The song is done by somebody else, but I only know it done by the three and ageless Malaysian triplet boys I think are men that are on Instagram. What are they called, Rob? The Moon brothers. Yeah, the Moon brothers. Yeah, they do a great. Like that song. I honestly feel like it's better than the original song because then I try to listen to the original song. It doesn't have the same Malaysian triplet style. No.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's kind of irreplaceable.

[Henry]

I love seeing three people that are, you know, the audience knows. I like people that are tinier than me, but older. Older than me? Yes. I like.

[Eddie]

I don't think these boys are older than you, unfortunately.

[Henry]

How old could the triplets be? They. They swear they're 24. I've looked this up before and it's. There's no definitive, like, information. They could be 50. They could be but 20. But honestly. But they got a set of pipes on them. And you know what? Those pipes are only seven inches long, man.

[Eddie]

I love watching Korean guys do creed on karaoke.

[Henry]

Well, that's a creed.

[Eddie]

But when I watch a dude from South Korea Sing Creed perfectly. There's something magical about it.

[Henry]

Philippines, South Korea, they have Thailand. That is the land of karaoke, my friend. They have it on lock. They are like, what's his name? He replaced Stephen Perry.

[Eddie]

Yes, the guy. Yeah. Journey.

[Henry]

The only one. He was irreplaceable. You don't know where am I alone? Am I on an island alone?

[Eddie]

I'm the co host and I know Rob.

[Henry]

Welcome to side stories. Sitting here, that's actually a really good reminder that he is my co host. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.

[Eddie]

How you doing? What's going on?

[Henry]

My name is Henry.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Henry]

My name is Henry Z. Yes, it is. I just became one of those little Malaysian boys for a second. I didn't mean to, but we just came back from Rochester and as our

[Eddie]

asshole Pena is his name the lead singer of Journey.

[Henry]

Oh, yes, that's right. And God bless him and congratulations.

[Eddie]

He does a great job.

[Henry]

He does. He's incredible. He sounds just like him.

[Eddie]

The other guy's still alive, right? Like, got fired because he can't sing anymore?

[Henry]

No, no, no, he can still sing. He specifically just chose not to because he said it was too much for him. He didn't like touring. He was blowing him out. Blowing his voice out. And I think he also was an asshole.

[Eddie]

Can I say something that's guaranteed to piss off a lot of people, please? Journey sucks.

[Henry]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Journey fucking blows.

[Henry]

I like Journey.

[Eddie]

Journey could go fuck with Bon Jovi.

[Henry]

It. I think Journey has its place. Yeah, I think it has its place. But yes, Steve Perry is. He is not coming back to Journey, no matter how much we beg him. Sorry, guys. Side stories. LPOTL gml.com how do we get Steve Perry back in Journey?

[Eddie]

Worst part of the Sopranos ending.

[Henry]

Absolutely. I. Oh, you know, I liked it. I like it. But we have other big news again, a big update. Rochester isn't horrible. What's wrong with you?

[Eddie]

Yeah, Rochester was so nice.

[Henry]

Well, everybody just said, oh, enjoy Rochester. Hope you like Graves. And we got there and it's the sweetest place in the world.

[Eddie]

We were in the nice part of town.

[Henry]

That's what they said.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. Later on they were like, thank you for being so nice, but this is the nice part of town. Don't go over here.

[Henry]

I won't go there, though. And you're correct. And thank you. And so when you saw the sun, we did our.

[Eddie]

On our side of town. We were walking around, the sun was out.

[Henry]

And I think it only comes up on that side of town, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah. There Was like. Yeah. There was peaceful people. People said hi to me. I walked around and there was like, hello, how you doing?

[Henry]

People were waving at me and stuff.

[Eddie]

It was but great. Dude. Radio social. Big ups. You fed the out of us and it was delicious.

[Henry]

I am really sorry.

[Eddie]

It was.

[Henry]

Ever doubting Delicious. Ever doubting. Radio Social. Holy great food. Go check it out. I mean we had the duck legs that were amazing. The fried cheese bricks.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry]

Fat bucks. So fat.

[Eddie]

That giant hunk of pork.

[Henry]

It was so good.

[Eddie]

I did have a little bit of the salad.

[Henry]

Yeah. It's kind of. It was like a bed.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry]

For the other ones to slide. It's like a sled. In a way. More like a sled. It's like a sled. And then the food just slid down it into my gullet. So. Thank you guys. Thank you, Rochester. Thank you for everybody who came out to both of the shows. We had a great weekend.

[Eddie]

I was the first time as like a non football fan that I saw a bunch of people wearing Bill's clothes. You know, like, as like a Dolphins fan. I hate the Bills.

[Henry]

Yeah, sure.

[Eddie]

And I like there. But I, you know, renounced football.

[Henry]

Yeah. You're out of the game and I

[Eddie]

see a lot of people wearing Bill's clothes. And there was still like a little part of me in the back of my spine. I was like, yourself, yourself, you piece of.

[Henry]

The power of advertising.

[Eddie]

I was just like. I was like, oh, stop it. It doesn't matter. None of this matters. Football doesn't matter. There's always. But there was a little part of me that was like, piece of Bills fan, go eat. I'm Brian Cox. Two fingers up at you. You.

[Henry]

That's how.

[Eddie]

And then I was like, powerful. It is. Stop it. You're past this. You're better now. You better. You're cured.

[Henry]

You are.

[Eddie]

You are.

[Henry]

But you're not though, because you got angry.

[Eddie]

And you know what? I didn't say nothing to nobody.

[Henry]

See, that's.

[Eddie]

I didn't say nothing to nobody.

[Henry]

That's the thing.

[Eddie]

I'm. I hurt nobody. I heard nobody. I' good guy.

[Henry]

That's all you can ask for.

[Eddie]

It's.

[Henry]

Because that is where the healing is. Is cuz he did not attack a random woman wearing a Bills jersey.

[Eddie]

But she was ugly in it.

[Henry]

Hey, sorry. There's nothing you can do about it. You see, look how powerful all of that is. He's still overcoming his NFL trauma.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Still here. But it was one little piece of undercoming Bills fans. Wow.

[Eddie]

Can't get Them out. They can't get their semen out of there.

[Henry]

Fat C, why are we doing this any. There's no reason to be like this, Eddie. You don't watch football anymore. You don't have these rivalries inside you anymore. You have to purge them. We have one little update from somebody who met Joey Chestnut. I just wanted to read this really quick.

[Eddie]

Oh, we got a. Oh, wow. Exciting.

[Henry]

Really, really quick. Really mean. A prison guy? No, it worse. A macaroni eating competition. That's fun, you know, to be. To me, to be a contestant, sure. But to watch many men eat as much macaroni?

[Eddie]

Tell me you don't want to go.

[Henry]

No.

[Eddie]

Is that what you're trying to tell me right now?

[Henry]

I want to be in the VIP tent. Yes. All right. I want to be guest of talent.

[Eddie]

I definitely don't want to be eating the same food as they're eating.

[Henry]

No, absolutely not. So this person. I love this. This is just a little story about Joey Chestnut. For those of you that don't know. We covered him last week about how a judge allowed him to compete. He released him from his probationary holding in Indiana to be released to New York city for the July 4th Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest for the 250th year celebration in the United States of America. And what a glorious year it is. And so this lady met Joey Chestnut. Yeah, I was in Woodstock, Georgia. He was at a restaurant that sadly been closed down called the Original Hot Chicken. Or it was something like that. It was actually really good. They dipped the chicken and cornflakes and then they fried it. It's lunchtime. I'm hungry now. Anyways, he was at some event this place was having, and he said he was in a macaroni eating competition there. Now, thank God I was not there to witness said competition, but my then fiance and I were there for lunch, and Mr. Nut himself was walking around, and I stood up to meet him with the rest of my party, and he cut off my then soon to be future father in law to ask me, where'd you get that bag? My wife wants one so badly. Now, I'm not gonna lie. I straight up lied to that man. I told him I didn't know where I got it. Known full and damn well where it came straight from China, as it was a knockoff, a goyard bag. But do you think I'm gonna admit that? Oh, hell no.

[Eddie]

You just did.

[Henry]

Anyways, that's not the fun part. When I tell you the breath on that man could have Killed every single competitor in the Enhanced Games. Oh my God. I couldn't tell you what he looked like, what he said, what I said, what anyone said. Because that smell was so powerful. Terrible. Oh my God. It's been years and I can still smell it. If I think about it for too long, it will ruin macaroni for me because I'm pretty sure it was from the like 10 pounds or something stupid of macaroni that he had just binge. I can't even describe it. I dated a wrestler for years and during wrestling season when he had a cut weight, he would get awful cotton mouth and that was bad. I've smelled the breath of people with a rotten tooth or two and that's bad. This was a new level of horror.

[Eddie]

Hey, come on. This is slander.

[Henry]

Hey, you know. Hey, that's a part of it, dude. Yeah. I'm sorry if you don't think that the man whose own hole and gullet is a sarlacc of such power, of such pure American fortitude, you don't think it's going to give off some exhaust.

[Eddie]

Yeah, also like, that's honestly, I, you know, I don't like to speak ill of the nut, but fucking. If his breath was so bad that a woman from Georgia almost swore off macaroni, that's bad breath.

[Henry]

He just might look into that because that could be a gut issue. But I do think, definitely a gut. He's got a gut issue. But Joey Chestnut, still, we know you're killing yourself early for us. We love that about you. When you die early, I swear I'm gonna be at your funeral. Salute your. Your perfectly preserved nitrate ridden corpse. And I can't wait to be there because that's going to be the real 250th celebration. Because your martyrdom is what will allow our sins to dissolve. Please be the new Jesus Christ. Joey Chestnut kind of is the fat people everywhere for America. When he dies, that's when we can really start to think about our sins.

[Eddie]

Oh my God. You know, he's going to die at like 94 and we're not going to understand science anymore.

[Henry]

It's going to be. It's going to break every rule. He's going to just. He's going to be like liqu. Liquefying hot dogs and putting it in IV and next to him in hospice. And he's just been like, it's gonna be, you know, like my. When your parents are like into one thing, like how they said, like my father, in the end they're like, you know, he shouldn't even quit smoking. That'll kill him. It's, he's barely alive. I think at some point they'll be like, if he even quits hot dogs, he will make it a week. He has to still eat several. At least a quarter pound of hot dog.

[Eddie]

Percent hot dog at this point it has to stay.

[Henry]

We have to keep it above him. But he does definitely large unhinged jaws. Yeah, man, I'm really proud of him.

[Eddie]

I love the chestnut shout out to you brother. I'm glad you're going to come back and fight even though you're probably a criminal.

[Henry]

But you know, hey, he got into, he was having, he thought, he thought it was a funny. He thought he was doing something funny with the fan.

[Eddie]

I mean, I like, I wish that he like turned into Kirby and just swallow the guy. Like.

[Henry]

Oh yeah. Because then he'd be like one of those Japanese folklore monsters. That's Kobayashi. All right, so let's get into some stories of the week. Oh, Eddie. Oh, Eddie, I charged you with watching a documentary and you did.

[Eddie]

Oh yes, I watched the Crash movie.

[Henry]

Now this story, I got all kinds

[Eddie]

of feelings about it.

[Henry]

Yeah, this is a good one because I think it'll bring up a lot of conversation. It's kind of out in the, it's out in the zeitgeist right now and we'll talk about it because I watched documentary and I'm also angry this. So this starts on July 31, 2022. Them 17 year old Mackenzie Shurilla crashed a car going 100 miles an hour, killing her two passengers on impact. One of them was her boyfriend, 20 year old Dominic Russo, and the other was their mutual friend, 19 year old Davian Flanagan. Now what we're seeing here is at first they thought it was a horrendous accident. She got pulled from the thing. Yeah, she was all disoriented. I remember first seeing this story as a body cam. So the body cam footage is horrific.

[Eddie]

They show it in the movie.

[Henry]

They show all the cut to of all stuff. So first you see this car that was obliterated. It ran to the side of the building. You could see all of the, the various CCTV footage leading up to it which shows that it specifically sped up. And they also found that out when they took the black box out of the car. Never once hit the brake.

[Eddie]

It didn't really speed up as much as it maintained a hundred percent.

[Henry]

It just was the pedal to the metal all the way into the wall.

[Eddie]

Now the last five seconds of The. What happened?

[Henry]

They know it got the. The wheel got jerked back and forth. Forth at first. Mackenzie Shrilla was hospitalized and considered to be another victim. They thought that maybe she had. Because they found a little bit of drugs in the car. She was. I don't think she was even all that intoxicated.

[Eddie]

No, it came back pretty clean.

[Henry]

Yeah, she had like THC in her system.

[Eddie]

That's it.

[Henry]

And that's it. And they came back first thing. It was a horrific.

[Eddie]

Everyone was doing mushrooms. There was no mushrooms in her system.

[Henry]

She specifically didn't take mushrooms. Everybody else was on mushrooms. So she eventually had to go to trial and she was found guilty on two counts of murder. This came. This comes from a long after a long unbelievable defense where she basically said, I have an undisclosed medical condition that causes me to just go to sleep and that I happen to also be tired and I also happen to be on drugs and I also happen to be extra sleepy. So I went to sleep and I killed everybody, dude.

[Eddie]

When I saw her lawyer, the first thing I thought in my head was, this guy ain't saving anyone's life.

[Henry]

No, no, he was a.

[Eddie]

He looked like he was asleep. Like he was like. He's kind of like a snoring awake type of dude.

[Henry]

Yes, he's a. And which is like, I. I don't want a low energy lawyer. I don't like one of those, like, well, don't worry now. I'll be talking with the George after this. That's what I want. I want an uptight New York lawyer.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And also State really fucked up when they said they didn't want a jury trial. They just wanted the judge. Well, a jury. You can like a judge. You're not going to get sympathy from just a judge.

[Henry]

No, you can. A jury can fuck shit up.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, that was a huge mistake.

[Henry]

Well, I think they thought they had a bit of overconfidence, which is really revealed in the documentary.

[Eddie]

Well, because it takes a lot of balls to charge you with murder and not manslaughter. Well, because you could definitely lock her up for manslaughter.

[Henry]

They tried.

[Eddie]

That's really easy.

[Henry]

Oh, they tried to negotiate a plea and they said no as well. So they went through all this. Now she's got 15 years to life, which is still technically light.

[Eddie]

Is it 15 or is it 15 plus 15? Is it 15 for each person? Person.

[Henry]

It seems that they are doing. I believe it is. Yes, you're right, it is 15 and then 15 and then. And then she can get parole. Yeah. And she's still trying to get let out of jail and but this is the thing. So from jail she's order and automatically like all of these like the people around her. She started this like mean girl squad which is how she started in the begin with when she. She grew up in Strongsville, Ohio. Yeah. Apparently she had like a big old like she did one of those like what do they call them? Slam books. Yeah. And she had like a bunch of like different.

[Eddie]

Very common.

[Henry]

Remember?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

My sister got it. Jackie got in quite a bit of trouble.

[Eddie]

Oh I first series of slams. I bet Jackie had a slam book.

[Henry]

Oh yeah.

[Eddie]

She was good at it.

[Henry]

Oh they were very upsetting. They were very upsetting.

[Eddie]

The slam did not want to be in Jackie slam book.

[Henry]

This lady Mackenzie loved the Regina George character from Mean Girls.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Which is that what you're supposed to do?

[Eddie]

She is a 17 year old girl who sucks and yes basically you know not to like. No, I'm not victim blaming by in any. In any case here. But her parents seemed like they were hands off.

[Henry]

Oh this is very enabling. We'll get all into this. So by 16 she was essentially living with her 19 year old boyfriend Dominic.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Her parents did not care. They thought that it was cool. They liked Dominic.

[Eddie]

They liked being alone and smoking weed.

[Henry]

I think that's exactly what they liked. And I believe me, you couldn't talk to two bigger weed lovers on the face of the planet. Right?

[Eddie]

Yeah, but we don't have kids because of it.

[Henry]

Yeah, because I don't want them. All right. And if I had kids I'd have to keep them far away from the weed or I'd smoke weed in another room. And eventually you would become the thing. Oh that's that smell. That's when dad likes us. Right. Because he went in. So that'll then eventually they'll put two and two together. But it took, it would take a while right. For them to first figure out what's happening. These guys were actively smoking weed with her daughter. They were actively they them allowing they wanted their lifestyle. She was smoking so much weed she was choking up blood.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

And I, I saw what she was smoking too. She was just doing those gigantic four foot tall bongs, lots of huge blood, huge blunts. Kind of made me jealous.

[Eddie]

She had every, it seemed like every time she smoked weed she filmed it and put it on her phone and they were able to use it as evidence.

[Henry]

Very much so she is. This is why I'll say right here to all my aspiring influencers that you say Go call yourself an aspiring influencer. I want you to remember to not just build ev against yourself. Yeah.

[Eddie]

You don't know what crimes you're going to commit.

[Henry]

Edit things. Edit things and remember things go on to the Internet forever. And that's where they stay there.

[Eddie]

Because I used to get so watching like them talk about their friend group. My friend group was very similar in high school. We did lots of drugs, we smoked lots of weed, we drank like fish. And obviously we all had our heads together. We loved each other. We were never violent towards each other. So that's like a very different situation. But like looking at this. I'm sorry, it happy. Only thing we had were disposable cameras that we just lost.

[Henry]

You know, like poor kids. You have to have everything, everything. They have to have every moment of their lives documented, every single mistake documented. And it's just gonna destroy your life. Throw the cameras away. Put the. You guys gonna put cameras and bags when you go party, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Anyway, so she ended up. So let's just say her relationship with the 19 year old that she kind of lived with wasn't the most mature one in the world. Eddie.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but they'd been dating for four years.

[Henry]

I know. And that's just. You know how that'. Yeah. And you know, when you're a teenager, you know what love is because that's what her parents were just like talking about. They were like, well, they knew. They knew that they were in love. And it's like, are you serious? They're 19 and 16. Both of them are morons. Both of them should be in Iran right now. All right, like these should not be. This is that they shouldn't be dating. This is ridiculous. They should not be like, this is in your way of doing this. They shouldn't be live together, but it's whatever. But of course, they're constantly breaking up, constantly getting back together and constantly threatening each other with vehicular manslaughter. Yes. Which is mostly coming from Mackenzie's end. She threatened to kill Don't.

[Eddie]

Only coming from her.

[Henry]

Yes. And she threatened to kill Dom multiple times while in the car. She threatened to kill Dom. She threatened to shoot him. She threatened to poison him, threaten to shoot herself. Threatened to kill them both over and

[Eddie]

over and over again, to say the least. Yes.

[Henry]

And they every time, like a week before the crash, they had broke up over text. And then two hours later, they immediately, immediately worked it back out. It's that type of dumb we saw

[Eddie]

a million times when we were kids.

[Henry]

Just dumb kids being Dumb until the moment someone does something that involves you just not being ever held accountable for a single thing.

[Eddie]

It's like. It's almost like she did this. Obviously, she's guilty.

[Henry]

Well, yeah, she got proven guilty.

[Eddie]

It's like one of those things where it's like, kids don't understand that you don't get another life. You don't get, like a dual. You don't get to reset the game. You don't just like, you know, like, it's like, it's. And it's unfortunately, like, it's really hard. And I didn't know that personally. And there's a couple situations where I definitely could have died when I was younger and I didn't. And I'm very lucky and I. I thank whatever for it. But, like, man, just calm down.

[Henry]

Yeah, dude, you gotta be careful out here.

[Eddie]

It's really scary. And like, these kids, they. They don't understand death.

[Henry]

Death.

[Eddie]

And it was not till you get to your, like, late 20s where you really start to realize, oh, it's like, permanent.

[Henry]

And. And there's no, like, you're gonna reason your way out of this. This isn't the problems. When you're in high school and you have a high school mentality, you really, I think, maybe believe, oh, I can, like, find a way out. I can go and do some extra credit or I can say I'm sorry. Because you're used to doing things that make your parents mad and not doing things that. That kill people. So when you then kill somebody, you're acting at like, it's all the same exact level because your brain's not solidified yet. You're literally. You have no idea that. That these things are actually doing. Because this, this loves like, Sherilla. She loves you being called Sherilla the killer. That's what they call her in prison. And she loved it. She also now has a prison girlfriend. She's fully acclimated to prison while then going on.

[Eddie]

See the series Night of I.

[Henry]

Well, when it first came out, it

[Eddie]

reminds me of that as soon as I saw her, because at the end of the doc, they have an interview with her. I just couldn't. I'm like, this shit's night of like, a. Yeah. Because she's just like. She just became a gangster.

[Henry]

Just.

[Eddie]

She just like, straight up, she's a

[Henry]

gangster wade right in. And she honestly, she loved it. She's really at home in prison.

[Eddie]

I think that. Here's my controversial take on the whole thing. I think she's guilty. I think she Got what she deserved. Deserved. But I do think that the trial was very manipulative. And, yeah, I guess they. They got the result they needed to. I think they were using evidence that, like, necessarily shouldn't have been evidence. Like her flipping out when her boyfriend locked her out of the house, like, and her screaming at the front door. Like, she's 16 and she's locked out of her house. Of course she's gonna freak out.

[Henry]

But also, she. It's all about how she does it.

[Eddie]

You know, she does. And she used. It's evidence that Jews against her, and she did commit the crime, but it's just like, you know, it was one of those things. And then the stuff in jail, when they're doing the interview in jail and they ask her a question, and then she asked her lawyer if she can answer it, and they use that as, like, evidence against her. It's like, of course she asked her lawyer if she could answer it.

[Henry]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Like, what do we. What?

[Henry]

What.

[Eddie]

Since when are we not allowed to ask our lawyer before we answer questions?

[Henry]

It depends on the question.

[Eddie]

Using that, like, no, it's like using that against you do is extremely up and I think irresponsible on the filmmaker's part.

[Henry]

Yeah, maybe. But also, they. You don't talk to somebody. Like, don't talk to somebody. Don't talk to somebody. Same thing with her going on to these jail calls and exhibiting that she has a secret language with her and her mother that no one else can decipher so that she could say secret things over the camera.

[Eddie]

I highly doubt they're able to because that mom is not smart.

[Henry]

No, she is not a good mom.

[Eddie]

Tried to help. She just dug a deeper hole. She was not good at helping, helping. So she's almost like she's stoned all

[Henry]

the time, sort of. The second one, like, she's gone back and forth. So it's like, at first they went and they. They tried to get a. An appeal going. The first one was attempted in September 2024. They upheld the conviction. There was another appeal that was supposed to happen in 2025, but they up and didn't put the paperwork incorrectly. After that, MacKenzie got new attorneys who filed another appeal claiming that a previously unexplored medical condition could have been at fault, which is horseshit. But she is still in jail, and it is concurrent. So. So it's 15 years.

[Eddie]

Okay, it's 15 years.

[Henry]

So she has 15 years. Then she gets her first parole here.

[Eddie]

I mean, they're gonna let her out. She'll do it she'll do her time. Just hopefully she's not a. If hopefully she can grow. And right now she's obviously regressing and becoming. You know, it's turning into college for her.

[Henry]

Obviously she's only gonna get worse, unfortunately.

[Eddie]

But the prison system we have in this country.

[Henry]

But she also killed two people. So that is the issue is because she's also. When you start off as an. And then you go to classes, you're going to become a master asshole hole.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it is that. It is that thing though. I. I will forever feel something for people under 18 that the book throwing at them.

[Henry]

I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. But she. I always like you're allowed to. I'll always take it with a grain of salt because it depends on what's happening. Is that on some level people that kill someone, they have to have the whole book dropped in their face.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Because otherwise other people are going to see it and be like, oh, that's not that bad. I do five years.

[Henry]

If you could kill somebody. If you kill somebody with your actions, unfortunately, that's kind of as bad as it go, man. You need to experience the adult ramifications of your. Even if it's just a tragic mistake.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

That is a thing you must learn from.

[Eddie]

I think that one of the things I kept going back to was the fact that she said that she fell asleep and then accelerated to me, like, don't. If you're going to make up a disease to the reason you didn't stop accelerating, choose a seizure. Something that like stiffens your leg. You know, where you have to like press the pedal. Like asleep. You would have let go of the pedal.

[Henry]

She's too. To be good at crime, it's just like.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So you choose. Choose a crime. Choose.

[Henry]

Choose a better crime. Choose a better angle. But honestly, the. The documentary really made me angry. And you can go check it over out over on Netflix.

[Eddie]

Yeah, no, it's totally. It's totally worth a watch.

[Henry]

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[Eddie]

This one I don't know much about. I'm ready to hear your take.

[Henry]

Okay, so this is a bit of a. This is a windy one. This is a windy one. So this story first of all involves legos. So my wife.

[Eddie]

Gotta go.

[Henry]

Yeah, I know, I know. My wife loves legos. Marcus loves legos. Yeah, right. I think it's Lego. Me saying it incorrectly. I can already hear the LEGO people going like, I'm in a little house. I think it's legos. I think you could say Lego.

[Eddie]

It's the LEGO store, not the LEGO store.

[Henry]

I like my palm trees to be fake. I live in a little clicking, clicking house.

[Eddie]

I like to get my Legos. And Lagos.

[Henry]

Me too. Lego, my legos. Because if you don't, I'm gonna sew your ass. Coming for you. Bricks and minifigs.

[Eddie]

I was, I could, you know, I'll build a wall like any.

[Henry]

I know you love building a wall.

[Eddie]

I used to. My old wall is crumbled. And this wall I put on the bottom, I put base. It's supposed to be harder to break this wall.

[Henry]

The big bricks, Legos, they're different now. They're very delicate.

[Eddie]

I like ones that I could punch.

[Henry]

Yeah, I know you do. It's just real bricks. So here we go. Let me try it. If I could disseminate this, I'm going to do this as, as thoroughly as I can, but we'll, we'll talk about this. So this starts with Brian Menzel is an Oregon man. Him and his father, they spent, spent years putting together what is considered to be like. It's one of the biggest collections. Massive collection of vintage Star wars themed LEGO sets. Apparently the collection was worth like 200 grand. Right?

[Eddie]

That's a lot.

[Henry]

That's a lot in toy money. And they go and they got, they've been Doing this for years together. This father and son Mormon activity of collecting Lego sets together is so much better than collecting wives and child brides. So you're dancing, you good on. Keep them busy, Keep them busy. Right. So they went to this place called Bricks and Minifigs now. No, that's not your new local brewery with the pork belly date skewers. No, that is a, the worst name of a store I've ever heard. It's a, it's a thing for Lego consignment stales. Right. So it's a franchise. It's like a consignment stores. So you go and like they sell old vintage LEGO sets and they, they buy them from you and you buy and it's like, it's like a thing, right? And they, I guess it's, there's many branches of it and it's a Mormon run company which is a thing that comes out. I find interesting toys. They love toys because we're all just little toys to them, aren't we? So eventually this father and son have decided we, we must sell this. We need money, I guess. So what they did is they went to their local bricks and minifigs that was run by a woman by the name of Crystal Gorman. And they said they, they set up this little individual deal with her.

[Eddie]

Psycho Gorman.

[Henry]

Psycho Gorman, man, that was great. We talked to the director, he's actually, he's a lot of fun. So the goal with this was that they were going to take the collection of Star wars toys. They could use it for advertising. So which they did. They then said you can come and see this gigantic like only here collection of Star Wars Lego here in the, this very specific bricks and minifigs.

[Eddie]

I like when stores become like museums.

[Henry]

It was like that. And it was also the goal was to sell them off off. And then the, the bricks and minifigs would get a percentage and then they'd give the larger percentage back to Brian Manziel and his father. Yeah, everybody's happy. It was Co Simon. It was like co Simon dude. Yeah, it was a whole thing, right? So all of a sudden Crystal Foreman, she like later on, a little while later, she, I guess according to Crystal Foreman, she notified the corporate end that she and her husband, they were going to go, they might be leaving the country. And they, they thought about can we sell our store? According to Crystal, she immediately was replaced. These guys show up, these two guys from corporate arrive and say, we're taking the store back. We're taking the locks. They change the locks, seize control all the inventory, which includes all of the unsold Star wars right sitting in there, right. So they got these new guys, two by name, Brandon Best and Josh Johnson, two Mormons. Right. They got me, white shirt, shorts. You know exactly what they look like. Yeah, they got the. They got a rifle. They got a shirt with a rifle. Rifle on it with like from a. Maybe not, I guess not a brewery. They're Mormons. So they got one like maybe something from a trampoline park. And then they got like a Colorado Rockies flat brim hat or whatever, God knows. And so they go in there to straight up say. They finally go like, okay, new management we'd love to know about. What do we do with this? Would want to like, re up and find out what you guys have sold, what we're going to do. They said, first of all, you. That contract's not viable. Everything in the store is ours. We might have about five grand worth of stuff for you somewhere in here. Then cuts to him going through all these legal matters to try to be like, I have a contract that says that we're doing this. And this is a contract that says that this is. And that's my stuff. I have all of it fully inventoried by the little scan number. It's all set. You can't lie to me. That is my stuff. It's me and my father's stuff.

[Eddie]

Yeah, we have pictures of it.

[Henry]

God, I.

[Eddie]

When nerds get mad, it gets so. I get so sad because it's just like.

[Henry]

It's just Legos, right?

[Eddie]

And then.

[Henry]

And the worst part of about this now is the police are getting involved. So this all came to the attention of a little. No. So he came attention to a little YouTube boy named Reckless Ben. I have never. I don't know who this kid is. I've never heard this before. I don't know what he does. But I ended up watching the full hour and a half special he did on this. And it is. He did a fantastic job. Reckless, this dude got involved and he said, I want to get you your Legos back. So he's went hardcore in the paint and this is when starts getting blowed up. So Ben starts inserting himself in the scenario to try to like, go to the. Go to the franchise and try to work his way through. They immediately call the cops. So they also. Then he doesn't understand that they're.

[Eddie]

So they call the cops and the guy's trying to get their shit back.

[Henry]

Yes. And so the cops come and say they've issued a trespass warrant on you, so we're going to kick you off the property. And he's like, well actually I'm here. And you see the body cam footage. He's like, I'm here. This is a contract that I've signed. They have my material in here. I would love to sit and just have a conversation about what we're supposed to do here. And. And they literally like, you're going to go to jail. You're going to go to jail right the fuck now. Like couldn't care less. We're now seeing that the Mormon police, these are Mormon police officers, are coming to help this company keep these guys from get this money. Because bricks and minifigs, in a recorded conversation straight up told Brian, the Brian dude, listen, this is how this is going to go. You're going to sue us to try to get your back you and your father's precious little slavely jerk off material, right? You're trying to get that back from us powerful mortals performance. It's not gonna fucking happen. Because if you do, guess what we're gonna do? We're gonna sue you back. And then we're gonna make it so long. We're gonna take this out. So we're gonna drag this out for fucking years and we're gonna bleed you dry to the point where this lawsuit's gonna cost you three times as much as you would ever have made from the Star wars collection. So you might as well drop it. And that's written down, that evidence? Yes. No, it doesn't matter because the cops, that's the cops have to file a crime. So right now, bricks and minifigs. This is now, it's bl. Everything's fucking blowing up because the reckless Ben dude is going deeper and deeper and deeper, brother. Because every time he goes to a level, he finds out a new way. They figured out, because what they did was that they finally actually made a form of agreement to kind of settle whatever was going to happen. And when they finally went to go have the meeting where they were going to sign the contract to say, all right, this is a settlement, they just shut the franchise. So then they just shut the franchise and they say, well that's a franchise. It's got nothing to do with us. We're bricks and minifigs. You can't touch us. Bricks and minifigs. I mean, talk about these. I got some maxi figs, right? These minifigs out here are doing incredible work, right? So they, they decided to just like say we're franchise, which is what then they did. So they started pretending to be Bricks and minifigs so that Bricks and Minifigs would sue them back. It's a whole long process. So right now, go follow the saga. That's what I would do. Because it's going back and forth.

[Eddie]

So right now there's still no result.

[Henry]

Well, bricks and minifigs has come out, just said everybody's wrong. Said that the lady that originally got rid of the franchise that they took over, they try to say that she defaulted on payments. She's saying that that's not. That's horseshit. They're also stolen from her too. They stole from everybody. This is all about Mormon egotism. All of this is Mormons not wanting to be incorrect about a thing. Because what Bricks and Minifigs try to say in the very beginning was that, oh, well, you made a contract with the franchise. Z, we don't do that. So you. That it doesn't matter. We can't do that. So it doesn't matter. And it's like, but I have a contract in my hands. So does this exist or not? Is this a piece of paper that I signed her or not? Is this a contract that I put together or not? Yeah, right. Because it's mad because you have to go by the contract. But it doesn't matter. They don't think it doesn't matter because they know better than us because they suck off God through a curtain every week. And the police are corrupt. Of course they are the involved in it. Well, the curb. The police. Police are Mormon, so they believe.

[Eddie]

Is this in Utah?

[Henry]

This is all in Oregon.

[Eddie]

Oh, it's in Oregon.

[Henry]

This is an Oregon. But it's still Mormons.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry]

It's all Mormons and it's a Mormon community. And the cops are fighting for the Mormons versus investigating the crime because they are all in bed with the religion and all of this is about. That's the thing that no one, again, truly, if you look at the. The material about this, this, there's not a single mention of the Mormon stuff anywhere. Much like every other article about Mormon criminals that I think is fascinating because no one really wants to talk about why it's going down. The reason why they're even fighting for this to begin with is because Mormons are always right and we are wrong, man.

[Eddie]

So their GoFundMe already has $250,000.

[Henry]

Oh, yeah. No, they're going to make a lot of money. And I'm also. And I'm. I'm not pumping a GoFundMe because we don't really do that. But I, if you look at this,

[Eddie]

I'm curious about that is, I mean like, well, this. Then why not give up?

[Henry]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Or just use this money to fight them. I think that's what you should do.

[Henry]

I think that's what, that is what they are doing. But just know it is there. Bricks and minifigs put out a statement. You can go to their website. They are of course they're not guilty until proven guilty. So we are obviously in that section. We, you know, who knows? But I, I know they're liars. That's me. And I could say anything.

[Eddie]

I think they're better than us. Well, yeah, they think that we're all going to die and go to hell and they're going to die and go to heaven.

[Henry]

We just had a incredible interview with Mormon influencer, ex Mormon influencer, Alyssa Grenfell that was like talking about this idea of like the, the little silly things that they talk about how their 400 billion dollar slush fund is a rainy day for rainy. I sick of this cute shit from you Mormons. You fucking evil Mormons just hoarding fucking

[Eddie]

money, stealing from people, just trying to collect Legos with their father.

[Henry]

It is literally just because the purest

[Eddie]

thing I think I could think of,

[Henry]

they have decided that it should be there, theirs and it should not belong to him. And obviously they knew what to do with those Star Wars Legos and those that father and son were wasting it by enjoying them. Oh man. This YouTuber, he's generated over 10 million views talking about this situation. Yeah, dude. And he ended up getting swatted because of all this.

[Eddie]

Oh no.

[Henry]

They're coming for him. They sued the bricks and Minifigs is suing him. Bricks and Minifigs is coming hard for Reckless Ben. So I again, he seems like a fine young man, man. And I think he's doing a good job. And I think that if you're going to even weaponize YouTube.

[Eddie]

I like this.

[Henry]

Yeah, I like this. This is a good way to weaponize YouTube because we're going up against something bigger than just a Lego selling company. This is about us versus God and Reckless Ben is going to beat God. That's what this is about. And I hope so.

[Eddie]

Oh well, here there's another piece of in the news.

[Henry]

Yay.

[Eddie]

There's a guy that we haven't talked about yet, which I'm very surprised of myself to be honest with you, that we haven't brought this guy guy up. But he's Back in the news again. And I'm not gonna say his name wrong, but his name is Igor Litvinchuk. Oh.

[Henry]

He wore Liffen. Chuck. I love this guy.

[Eddie]

He's from Covington, Washington. And if you haven't noticed, he gotten a lot of trouble for throwing a big old rock at a monk seal when he was in Maui.

[Henry]

Now I saw the video. He literally just sort of like. Like. I love how he pretends to have his side of the story. Story.

[Eddie]

Yes. No, he's since developed aside in the story, but it like blew up in Hawaii. This guy is a gigantic piece of. He got caught on camera throwing this giant rock at a monk seal. He barely missed it, which is also

[Henry]

the saddest thing in the world. Not only did, but he also has bad aim.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Not only is he a piece of. But he almost.

[Eddie]

Yeah, no, it's really. And the monk seal obviously is a. Protected. Is a protected endangered animal in Hawaii. He claims he thought it was a sea lion trying to. To attack a turtle.

[Henry]

That is.

[Eddie]

That's his claim. But that claim also came out weeks later after this video. He was caught on video. Then he told the woman who took the video, I have more. I have so money that I can take the fine. It doesn't matter because I'm rich.

[Henry]

Yes. He just wanted to throw a thing at an aquatic mammal.

[Eddie]

So Hawaii took it amongst themselves. And one of the locals. You don't fuck around in Hawaii. I don't know if people understand this or not.

[Henry]

Hawaii not fucking around.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you. You don't around Hawaii, you don't mess with the locals. You don't mess with the wildlife. They. Some dude found his ass the next day and beat the living out of

[Henry]

him as he deserved.

[Eddie]

Camera. They could. They didn't. The guy who beat him, they didn't see his face. So he was never caught.

[Henry]

The.

[Eddie]

The. The sheriff said that they're not looking for him too. And so then, you know, and so this guy, he goes back to Washington and all. When he gets back to Washington, they arrest him as soon as he gets there. You know, the. The.

[Henry]

As they should.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

And he's going after an innocent animal that is literally just in its home. It's not like it arrived on your hotel room. It is in its home.

[Eddie]

Yes. And so now he is saying that he is. His life has since been destroyed.

[Henry]

Oh, no.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Henry]

Maybe it's because he threw a rocket

[Eddie]

at a dangerous animal.

[Henry]

On camera, you idiot.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he claims that he's a fisherman and he loves turtles and he was protecting turtles.

[Henry]

Oh yeah, you idiot. Yeah, you pick up the turtle.

[Eddie]

Turtle, yeah. So he pick up the title.

[Henry]

It's slow. The turtle's super slow. If you want to pick it up and move it some places. Easy to do.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But he was charged in violations of the Endangered Species act and the Marine Mammal Protection act and they are critically endangered species. The monk seals, especially this one. This one. They all knew her name and they loved her. But he has pleaded not guilty in court and if convicted, he faces a fine up to fifty thousand dollars.

[Henry]

Yes.

[Eddie]

And. And then also another twenty thousand dollar fine other than Marine Marine Mammal Protection Act.

[Henry]

What's his name again?

[Eddie]

His name is Igor Litten. Chuck.

[Henry]

Igor Litvin Chuck. Oh, yeah. Ivor Liffin Chuck. Hopefully you never work again.

[Eddie]

Yeah, man, this guy blows. He's. His life is ruined.

[Henry]

Yeah. As it should be because all he had to do is be like, oh my God, I'm drunk. I'm in a program. Oh my God, I'm. Oh my God, I have a rage issue. I need to go to therapy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Oh my God. I'm just. Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

I know what doing. I'm.

[Henry]

I was thinking like, these are all just samples, guys. Oh, God. What? Oh, I wish I could take it all back. Oh, man, I don't. Oh, I thought it was a ugly woman, but this is. Oh my God, like there's so many other things you could have said. If he just said he thought it was a homeless man covered in kelp and he threw a rock at it, they would have applauded him. You know, I mean, like if they just went and if he just did that. But no, nobody has sympathy for you, dude. You're fucked.

[Eddie]

No, no, he is fucked. And this is the exact thing we should be doing to people like this. Shame his helmet, shame him into poor. Make him poor. And you know what? He probably is fine and he probably is rich. And like, this is the attitude that people who are too rich have when they go visit places. They go to beautiful places to destroy them.

[Henry]

They go to Hawaii and they think that just because they're on vacation they could do whatever they want because they are on vacation and they have paid to go to Hawaii.

[Eddie]

Good. On the national oceanic and Atmospheric Administration who fought and sought to arrest him when he got back to the Seattle area.

[Henry]

Honestly, this.

[Eddie]

They nailed it.

[Henry]

They took it very seriously.

[Eddie]

Honestly, I hope that this guy gets the top punishment and just like. And you know what? Beat his ass again, dude. That's.

[Henry]

He obviously has not learned his lesson.

[Eddie]

No.

[Henry]

So I feel like he Is going to unfortunately reoffend. I think that he's going to do now especially that he's going to be so butt hurt after something like this. I can almost guarantee he's going to reoffend doing something just as if not obnoxious. And when he does, hopefully there'll be a group of people there to beat him again.

[Eddie]

God, I hope he gets divorced. I hope he's never talked to him again.

[Henry]

Because you could see him becoming as he's like, I'm not owned. I'm not owned. Like, you could see him just be, like, angry that he got caught and angry that everybody's coming down on him and that will hopefully force him to do something that'll put him in real jail.

[Eddie]

When I look at a guy like this, I'm like, oh, there's no chance that anyone tells this guy, guy, I love you.

[Henry]

No one has ever been like, no one loves this. I'm so glad you're here. Igor.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry]

You know, he's never heard that. Oh, my God, Igor. What we do without you? People keep mailing him as they should.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, he's getting harassed. Yeah. They literally mailing him. So, you know, I'm sure his address is on the Internet somewhere. If people keep mailing him.

[Henry]

So go get him. Am I allowed to say that? Go get him.

[Eddie]

You send him stuff. Yeah, no, I mean, well, you know, if you don't, it's fine too. But you know, if you do, do.

[Henry]

Who cares?

[Eddie]

Make sure it's gross.

[Henry]

So we got. There's another animal attack on this thing. This was one of those. That's just more out of the movie. Ever seen the movie Equus?

[Eddie]

No.

[Henry]

You ever see it with what's his name? Not the fat guy from Harry Potter. What's his name? That was on the play when Harry. When Harry Potter showed dong. Oh, yeah, I saw that play. I saw the little penis.

[Eddie]

You saw his penis? Yeah. How was it?

[Henry]

British.

[Eddie]

Good.

[Henry]

But, you know, it was a good play. It was very. It was. It was very cool. The original.

[Eddie]

I was wanda to see it myself.

[Henry]

I'll show you a picture of Daniel Radcliffe's penis.

[Eddie]

Hell yeah.

[Henry]

It's actually probably just on here.

[Eddie]

Yeah, people. I'm sure people suck some pictures. Daniel Radcliffe penis. Thank you. Use it. Yeah, Please.

[Henry]

Got you. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Thank you. Yeah. Safe search is off images right there. Where is it?

[Henry]

Yep.

[Eddie]

I don't see it.

[Henry]

Yeah. Because it's just far away.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's a good dong. That's a healthy dong. But does he have to touch the horse.

[Henry]

Why is he with the horse?

[Eddie]

Yeah, why is he with the horse?

[Henry]

This is a different in the movie. So when show sl movie. Now we're just looking at naked. A naked man. Now we're just looking at the frozen pictures. Those they're adding to his penis. And those. Oh, why they do the butthole shot? Get this out of here. Get this out of here. Why did he bend over like that on stage? I love God.

[Eddie]

Harry Potter did this.

[Henry]

Why did he show the audiences?

[Eddie]

I love Daniel Ra. Get this out. I wish that every grown up child star just shows their on stage.

[Henry]

I just. I'm fine with the. I did not know about the Tainan Patronus. Well, all right. Well speaking of this.

[Eddie]

That's amazing.

[Henry]

Equus. In the play Equus, a boy blinds a bunch of horses.

[Eddie]

Looks like Dobby. Please don't beat me, master.

[Henry]

It's so nice.

[Eddie]

Just. Is this why committed suicide?

[Henry]

Yes. Little ears. That's when. When he got circumcised. That's all they chopped off the two sides side here. Got you. Daniel. Yeah.

[Eddie]

I do love you.

[Henry]

You're doing really well, Daniel. I think it's going to be okay.

[Eddie]

Swiss army man was incredible.

[Henry]

We all liked it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

So in Equus, this boy blinds a bunch of horses. And then the whole thing's about his like relationship. This weird pseudo relate sexual relationship he has with these horses and the psychiatrist and blah blah, blah. Right.

[Eddie]

It's hilarious.

[Henry]

It's oh my God, laugh off minute when he pulled his pants down and. And he went, now there's a salt lick. Equus. That was. The whole audience said it at once. It's like Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[Eddie]

Yeah. The tagline was nay means name yet.

[Henry]

So. Eddie, that's disgusting. So this story is about a teenage girl who did something very similar. Now this was in a barrel race in LA Vegas. Las Vegas. I don't know what barrel icing is.

[Eddie]

Is that like a. When someone's on their hands and the other person's holding their feet.

[Henry]

That's real barrel. I'm close.

[Eddie]

I'm close.

[Henry]

Yeah. The horse is on the horse. You pull up a horse's hoops and you. You drive it by its dick. They run around barrels.

[Eddie]

Oh, they run around barrels.

[Henry]

Okay, go ahead.

[Eddie]

It's easy. Yeah. Yeah. That's why. I mean it's better than the rodeo, I guess. I guess it's a part of the rodeo probably.

[Henry]

This teenager was apparently like super creepy. They haven't named her yet, but she was super Creepy. And a lot of the parents were

[Eddie]

saying she was around Sarah.

[Henry]

Tatiana. Tatiana's not horse stabber Tatiana horse pricker. So Tatiana horse pricker was over in her. She was walking around all the various competition. Now a lot of people said that Tatiana horse brier was not super good at at barrel racing.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

And then she apparently only finished for the qualifying match like 23 out of 25. And there was some talk about whether or not she did this as a way to sabotage the other horses. So Tatiana went into the stables and stabbed three horses. Now we don't know whether or not the horses were st. Because if they are stabbed anywhere but the trunk, they have to be killed.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Henry]

Yes. Because if they have any emerg anything done to their extremities cities I guess they have to adjust. I honestly Eddie, I have no idea.

[Eddie]

I've heard of a broken leg. You got to kill a horse.

[Henry]

Side stories lpotl gmail.com why are we killing these horses so willy nilly? Can't there just be no legs gigantic

[Eddie]

and could take a stab.

[Henry]

Can we not put a horse on a in a wheelchair knife did she use? I don't know.

[Eddie]

And I don't think you can't put a horse in a wheelchair. That's a big wheelchair.

[Henry]

But I'm just saying there's got to be like a put a horse on a cart. Right. Can't there be a horse on a cart?

[Eddie]

I think it's really hard.

[Henry]

King Horses just sit on their bellies.

[Eddie]

If a horse falls on you, you die.

[Henry]

But horses on its belly and then you just flip it back and forth. If you just make sure it's uneven sides. We don't know whether or not the horses were what they were stabbed with, but they were stabbed a lot of them. They say it's a knife. They should definitely use a knife. Okay, so they were all stabbed and she they think partially was just because she didn't want to race that day and she was afraid that she was going to get wrapped that's she was going to get lapped by all the other people. But I could also be she just plum crazy.

[Eddie]

Yeah, she seems like a psychopath.

[Henry]

Well, yeah. Either way it's not as real rational

[Eddie]

as you stab a horse for no reason. You're a psychopath.

[Henry]

Also, you know, I would say a reasonable response would be if you feel that you're not getting the results you want from your competitive like sport, practice harder. Yes. Yeah, that's what I would say. Before you stab all the other horses that's me only just because I'm super not into stabbing horses.

[Eddie]

Horses also just getting there is the is the part of the prize.

[Henry]

Dude, you're there. You're top 25.

[Eddie]

You could barrel race better than most people in America.

[Henry]

There's thousands of barrel races.

[Eddie]

Happy about that?

[Henry]

You're in the top 25. Celebrate it.

[Eddie]

This is an Angola prison rodeo. You're fucking in Vegas. People paid tickets to see you.

[Henry]

Are you a Spaniard princess? Why do you need to be the queen of horses? Tatiana Horsebricker.

[Eddie]

Even if you come in last, you're still a horse barrel rider.

[Henry]

Stay home. Well, you know what? Not anymore though. Because now that you stab these horses, you're officially on my naughty list. And I don't think you should be allowed to go back. But that's just me. I just one humble broadcaster's opinion, you know, and maybe that's. Maybe she just needs a timeout.

[Eddie]

Yeah, well, she join the. You know, maybe they should stab her and she should be in the Dehance games. See how fast that could go around

[Henry]

a barrel Ghost thing are so bad, man.

[Eddie]

This is so bad.

[Henry]

Dude, did you see that guy do an anti gravity push ups? No. There's one guy like held his hands and then he did like push ups in midair and. And it's like, great. Now what?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

What does that do for you? Nothing. Right.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Henry]

So going to die of a brain aneurysm from all your peptides.

[Eddie]

Oh my God.

[Henry]

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[Eddie]

Ah, yeah. Feeling good today. It's summer going out later tonight. I want to look good. What do you think? What should I put on? I want no one. No one out. No. Oh, there it is. Sweet, sweet short sleeved linen. Oh. Oh yeah. Oh, feels so nice. You know why I went to Quint's? It's because they focus on high quality essentials that feel and look amazing. Think breathable linen and soft organic cotton. Organic cotton. Yeah. I know I'm great. And I know I'm great because I shop at Quints on the Internet and I look fine. Know where I got these sunglasses? Quints. Listen, all right, don't answer the questions. It's rhetorical. You know I got them at Quints because they look good. Okay? And you can look good too when you elevate. Bait your summer wardrobe. Go to quince.com last for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Now available in Canada too. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E.com last for free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com last yellow click a prince when you're wearing your quints, Traditional old bangs charge overdraft and monthly fees. Why pay to get your own money? Chime is banking built for you. That's why they have thousands of fee free ATMs. Chime members can earn up to $1,150 in annual rewards fee free. And with a Chime card, you get 5% cash back in a category you get choose. You're not just switching banks. You're upgrading to America's number one choice for banking with a Chime checking account. Chime is not just smarter banking. It's the most rewarding way to bank. Join the millions who are already banking fee free today. Head to chime.com left that's chime.com left. It only takes a few minutes to sign up. Chime is left Fintech not a bank. Banking services for Chime card provided by Chimes Bank Partners. Optional products for services may have fees or charges. Stated cash back for chime prime only. No minimum ballots required. Checking account ranked based on J.D. power Survey published October 20, 2025. I got a tiny update for everybody just to scare everyone a little bit, please. Screw worm. Remember the screw worm? The. The screw worm that was getting in the cattle and then we were buying the cattle and it was coming up. Yeah. The screw worm is now 30 miles south of the United States. She's back. It's not back. It's close. Yes. Yeah, yeah, it's coming up there. So they've noticed it down in.

[Henry]

Good for her.

[Eddie]

Kalahua State in Mexico. It's a 30 south of Texas glow

[Henry]

up of the century. Welcomes to stageide.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they found it in some sheep travel maxing. Yeah. Actually it's interesting because they both. They said they found it in sheep, and then they're also like. They also found it in a goat, like, animal, which I don't know what that is.

[Henry]

What do you mean? What are you talking about?

[Eddie]

Like animal?

[Henry]

We getting vague about animals?

[Eddie]

Just say. Yeah, just say goat or ram. I don't know. Like, what do you mean, goat like.

[Henry]

Yeah, what the are we talking about?

[Eddie]

Like, are you inventing animals?

[Henry]

Yeah, screw worms. You have like a thing called like a mama tuba or like a. Oh, it's called. It's called a sloat. Yes. Yes. It's a sloth goat. What the are you talking about? Yeah, I mean goat like, dude, I don't believe anything you're saying about these screw worms. If you don't know what the animal it was in. If you don't know what animal it is, you don't know what a screw worm is. It's a goat or something like it. It's not a cat. Cat.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

It's somewhere between a bison and a cat. Somewhere between the two. It's goat like, it's goat like, by meaning it has legs like a goat does and it has eyes like a goat does. But that's really all I could compare it in that way because it does. It has fins like a goat does it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

And wings like a goat does it.

[Eddie]

So they're worried about this outbreak getting too close to America, obviously, because once it gets into the cattle. We're coming of. The USDA estimates that a screw worm incursion could inflict $1.8 billion in damage in the Lone Star state alone.

[Henry]

Screw, little screw. So screw little screw.

[Eddie]

I mean, I don't know, man. This is going to be tough. Maybe it's time to eat less beef.

[Henry]

Honestly, I really hope.

[Eddie]

I feel like the screw worm is a good time for all of us to like, sit back and be like, you know what? Maybe we should follow Chick Fil A's advice here and eat more chicken.

[Henry]

You know what? I'll say. We'll just see how. How this all shakes out in 2028 when we see Buttigieg Screwworm running for president, United States of America. And honestly, I'm fine with the screw worm because the screw worm made it from the bottom. Now they're here.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Henry]

And that's such a huge get. Good work on your screw worm hustling. That's the hustle culture showing that's bringing you to America. And that's what we love about immigrants coming here.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

That's where the whole thing is. Hardworking people making America great.

[Eddie]

G. And then, you know, and just. And so we. We've blocked all cattle imports from Mexico for a year.

[Henry]

Done.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So that. That'll solve it.

[Henry]

Hey, I don't even know why we're talking about it. Cuz the problem's been solved. Except I think I'm sitting on the screw room right now. All right, we have really sad news.

[Eddie]

Is there more sad news?

[Henry]

No, I think it's time.

[Eddie]

Oh, well, before I. I want to give a little bit of good news and then I'll get into the sad news. All right. Just a little bit of. Yeah, a little bit of good news. No, it is Screw worm. It is nice. But in honor of our episode, we just recently had episode 666 come out. We're talking about Anton Lavey, and I can't help but think that we have a piece. You know, it. I feel like it's. We do things on the show and then the week after things happen, and I don't know if we got anything to do with it or not. Alligator Alcatraz. Alligator Pelican shutting down.

[Henry]

We shut it down. Yeah. And now that was us.

[Eddie]

And now bus.

[Henry]

Certainly not. All right. All the activists.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry]

It was us.

[Eddie]

Well, I know. I'm just saying, like, it's. It's interesting.

[Henry]

It's just interesting.

[Eddie]

It is interesting. You get. But bus route 666 is now going back to hell. That's right. In Poland, there was a bus route that goes to a town called Hell. H e l. And it was always bus route 666, but now they changed it to bus route 669.

[Henry]

Yeah. Because everyone scared Stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

So some guy went in there and he's like, you know what? I want it back to be 666. And they changed it back, so 666 now goes back to hell. Shout out to Poland. Shout out to hell. Shout out to 666.

[Henry]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Yeah, wow. That's.

[Henry]

Wow. They can really just change that one thing, huh? Yep.

[Eddie]

They can just do a Poland. They're, you know, they're surprisingly better than

[Henry]

us, but just on that one thing.

[Eddie]

Yes. And speaking of a highway to hell, Still a segue.

[Henry]

I just wanted to say, Eddie, we've. We've honestly made a lot of fun here, but I think it's important for you to send.

[Eddie]

I lost Tootsie yesterday. Poor girl. She finally passed away. I loved her with all my heart. She's such a good baby. And it was definitely Tootsie's time. We. We sent her to the back rooms.

[Henry]

Can I honestly. Which is honestly great for Kane. Great for Kane. Pixels. He's been on big. Shout out to Kane. I cannot. I ask. And I don't want to be. I want to be as sensitive as possible about this because I know it's. You're very sad. It's a lot.

[Eddie]

We did let them keep the vagina. Yes.

[Henry]

Great. Great. Because they work so hard on it. My other question is that. Did. Did it have to be done with a silver bullet? Oh, like, did you have to remove her head and then put garlic in the head and burn the head separate?

[Eddie]

Well, we did. What we did was we gave her the normal, you know, sedative, and then we gave her the. The extra anesthesia that, you know, takes them out eventually and stop breathing and then take. Tootsie was like, I like it. Give me more.

[Henry]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

She's like, this is great. This is the first meal I've enjoyed in months.

[Henry]

Yeah, she got all active.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. And so the doctor's like, we don't usually have to do this, but then they. They brought out the silver bullet, and you're like. And then they. They shot her. And then the craziest thing happened. She turned into a woman. We're like, well, like, what? It's just like, all of a sudden, there's old. Just, like, beautiful naked woman, just, like, in the vet's office, sitting there. We're like, tootsie. And then she was, like, naked. You have done to me. And then. And then. And then she turned in the dust.

[Henry]

Well, you had this hot naked woman in your house this whole time. Jesus Christ. Did Julie get instantly jealous and then relieved.

[Eddie]

Yeah. It was one of those, like, thank

[Henry]

you for releasing me. And then Julie's like, forget what those breasts look like. You forget. Well, honestly, thank you.

[Eddie]

It was a long. It was a long journey with Tootsie. We had her for almost five years. Four years, three months. It was.

[Henry]

Honestly, you took amazing care of her.

[Eddie]

You know, the dog. You know, she was barely a dol for the last year, but she was the sweetest, kindest baby. We took a wonderful nap yesterday. We, like I put it. We went skin to fur and I. We had a nice, long nap.

[Henry]

And she got to see the Grand Canyon.

[Eddie]

She got to see the Grand Canyon,

[Henry]

which she was always wanting to.

[Eddie]

She got to finish the Martin Scorsese documentary.

[Henry]

That's huge. Before Julie.

[Eddie]

Well, we watched it together yesterday, and then at the end, she's like, the flower bone. I'm like, I think that one's a little too long even for you.

[Henry]

Yeah, I feel like should have showed her silence.

[Eddie]

She's no silence. She was there.

[Henry]

She was during the filming. Yeah, during the. The story. The original story.

[Eddie]

Yeah, she was there. She take that priest and put him in the ocean. Make him denounce his face.

[Henry]

Damn, Tootsie. You for real?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. But, yeah, I love Tootsie. I love her so much. I cried way more than a big man should cry yesterday. And I. I will see you on the other side. Okay, girl? And if there is a afterlife, you were already in it.

[Henry]

Yeah, that's the thing. I think she'd already been there, but we love you, Tootsie.

[Eddie]

I love you. En last piece of my mom as the. Well, no, no, that's wrong. My aunt.

[Henry]

Yeah, my mom's sister.

[Eddie]

Yeah, get her. You know what I mean?

[Henry]

But she. But your aunt's not your mother. She didn't belong to your mother, you know. Wow. Well, in truly more important news, in an update to last week's question. I'm sorry about this, guys.

[Eddie]

Oh, wait. Before we move on, in honor Tootsie's last wishes for. For you to come to Phoenix this weekend to. So I could sell out this show.

[Henry]

If you love.

[Eddie]

If you love Tootsie at all, you would come to the Desert Ridge improv on Sunday and see me, Amber, and Julie perform live. Because, like, you know, and. And she's like, please don' them to fly in. Tell them to come in from all parts of the world and celebrate. This is going to be Tootsie's funeral.

[Henry]

It's real. He's bringing her body.

[Eddie]

Yeah, we're going to shoot her out of a cannon at the end, which is what they like in Phoenix.

[Henry]

That's the only thing they like is a dead dog there. It's the only thing they laugh at. You pull out a dead dog, it's a clean. That's his closer.

[Eddie]

Oh, all right. Take your picture off the screen.

[Henry]

Well, thank thankfully it brings us to the most important topic of the day, which is last week I asked for and very hastily did not, didn't think about it.

[Eddie]

In honor of Grou blowing himself throughout

[Henry]

the entire movie, I asked for evidence that sucking your own dick is real.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

And let's just say here comes another one. Here comes another one. I got to say I've not really regretted something as much in a while. Only just because like I'm as, I'm as open minded San Francisco as you get. Right.

[Eddie]

You know, talented fans.

[Henry]

I love, I love everybody. I am the most. Like truly, I'm down with women's lib. I am all about every kind of sucking and I think it's all great. But I. Nothing has made me feel more like a Christian senator than reading these emails because some of these I'm just like, wow. I just didn't understand how big of a genre sucking your own dick is. How big of it is all pervasive against all through all gay porn.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

About how it's, it's not only common, but liked it's a fetish and it happens all the time. And not only that, but I'd say solid 12 of our audience has done it or can do it or continues to do it.

[Eddie]

It's easier to do if you still have your foreskin. Apparently it's like a straw because you

[Henry]

suck on the top and pull it in like it's like, like you're frosted. You're reeling in a giant fish. Okay, so here we go. Let me just go through some of these emails. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Auto fellatio ahoy. 31 year old, highly flexible trans woman.

[Eddie]

Ahoy.

[Henry]

I've been able to self suck when I was younger and I can confirm it's possible number next one. Right. You're gonna share my personal experience. When I was a teenager, I discovered I was the right combination of flexible and skinny enough and endowed enough to get about 2 inches. In a way, my own mouth, as Henry alluded to, was much more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked. I can only really describe it as trying to tickle yourself. There was no pleasure gained and the discomfort of both being stretched and folded onto yourself and having a penis in your mouth meant that there was no way I was ever going to get myself there. That said I was a dumb teenager and I figured I would just need to give it a few tries. So it wasn't a one time thing. My usual method was laying on my back and then bringing my hips up to my face while keeping my shoulders, a neck, flat on the bed or floor. Another method was sitting on the edge of the tub or similar and craning my upper body down. I tried it probably five or six times before I fully gave up. And in retrospect, I'm extremely thankful no one ever walked in on me. Someone sent it here. Several driver's license. These are all, these are all redacted. Probably like 10 different redacted driver's licenses. People just sending in their driver's license, but with all of the information blacked out just to prove that they're sending a driver's license.

[Eddie]

Yours have to do with sucking your own dick?

[Henry]

Just to say I'm a person that sucks its own dick. Here's my driver's license. I suck my own dick.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow. So they want to be like on a government registry.

[Henry]

They're on. I sent it right. I sent it right to Steve Miller, guys. So here's a. Here's a next. This one's brutal. I dated a man who had osteogenesis imperfecta, typically referred to as brittle bone disease by dumb bitches like me. This genetic disease affects your collagen production and causes your bones to break super, super easily. This man had steel rods in both legs and at 26, had lost count of how many fractured he'd suffered after 200, not including all the bones he'd broken during his own birth. I make hella suck on your own dick jokes. And he'd always look a little embarrassed when I did. Until about a month in dating, only finally said to me, I can do that, you know, I got way too excited and immediately asked him a million questions about it.

[Eddie]

Not do it.

[Henry]

I even asked him if he broke two ribs, just be able to do it. But he somehow did not get that reference. You know, too real maybe. I also asked him, does it feel like getting your dick sucked or does it feel like sucking a dick? He quietly responded that it does indeed just feel like sucking a dick. Anyway, I asked if I could see it, if because I'm. Of course because I want to see it. And he said yes, but only if I didn't laugh. So I told him maybe it's not such a good idea after all. Thinking about the idea of it right now is making me laugh. There's a way I wouldn't be able to witness it in front of him so it didn't happen.

[Eddie]

Then she's like, you know what? I'm dumping you.

[Henry]

Yes. You know what? You're weak. My hot ex coworker at a pizza place was rumored to have done a solo porn where he sucks his own dick. I didn't believe it until he actually saw the video and it scarred me for life. He was lying on his back on a table and pretzeled himself into a crazy position where he put his legs over his shoulders. I canceled our hangout and could look him in the eyes and ever again. I think I. I only. I don't know if he came because it ran away like 12 like right before he did it. All right, so here's another one. This is this one also got a

[Eddie]

video on of a cow sucking its own utters.

[Henry]

Hey, hey. That's really fun. This one I really like. What's that?

[Eddie]

What?

[Henry]

You know, hey. You know say hey.

[Eddie]

You know hey.

[Henry]

It's making its own milk. I wish. Honestly, if milk came out of it, I'd be much more willing to suck my own dick. If straight up milk came out of

[Eddie]

my piece, it's a lot easier.

[Henry]

Like chocolate milk, I would.

[Eddie]

We're supposed to drink milk.

[Henry]

I'll drink drink milk, but I won't suck. I don't like penis. I won't eat semen.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry]

So listening to this week's side stories episode, I was compelled to share some personal experiences. I will admit as a young curious teen, I. I attempted deflate myself but was unsuccessful. Not for a lack of trying. I digress. Recently I was overseas for work. While over there I met a woman for what I thought would be a standard night out for drinks with no strings attached. That was I to going well. But as she drank more, I began to learn more. Somehow we had gotten onto the topic of sex. I wasn't complaining as the aspect was part of the reason we were meeting up in the first place. However, I quickly became self aware about how vanilla my sex life was when she began to detail some of her own experiences. She was a self proclaimed muscle mommy and enjoyed dominating. Her MO was making dudes bust their nut into their own mouth mouths. To do this, she'd get them all horned up and perform oral sex on them. And when they're about to climax, she would hop off, flip their legs up towards their head and proceed to jerk them off until they were left with no choice but to either spit or

[Eddie]

swallow their own goop. Wow.

[Henry]

Her number up to that point had been four. And I sure as hell didn't plan on being the fifth. We went our separate ways.

[Eddie]

I'll never do it to you. This is something I've done. I'm cured. I never do things like that anymore. What's that movie with the chick who kills the guys? Pretty Young Woman or something like that? That came out.

[Henry]

Oh yeah.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Henry]

She didn't even do it. She didn't do it, dude.

[Eddie]

Oh my God. Remember like we used to have a bit in our show that we do in JK Ultra that we had to cut where Henry would suck his own dick.

[Henry]

I hurt my back. You.

[Eddie]

You hurt yourself pretending to do it. And we had to stop.

[Henry]

I had to stop doing the bit because I legitimately hurt my back. It's hard to do.

[Eddie]

You're just pretending you. You got injured. It wasn't even like hurt, it was injured.

[Henry]

Oh yeah, no, I was. Yeah, I was injured. I was really hurt. I had to go to the doctor. I had to get a cortisone shot. But anyway. Hey man, look at me. I'm great. All right, so that's this one last one about be a bunch of 16 year olds convincing a guy on Omegle to send him a video of him

[Eddie]

sucking his own dick.

[Henry]

And it's just, it's just a lot, man.

[Eddie]

What do you do in the 16 year olds are the predators.

[Henry]

This is a problem is that they are manipulating you. Don't just let any 16 year old tell you to suck your own dick on camera. But I will say I learned a lot because I, you know, they. Someone had sent me the subreddit it too and it's just. It's amazing. Men are incredible. That's what I'll say. Determined men are simply the most incredible of us all. And if you really don't keep a

[Eddie]

woman out of your life.

[Henry]

Thank God. I'm so. Thank you so much, Rob, for pulling up the book called Self Suck Hotel by Ethan Haney.

[Eddie]

You don't need a hotel. Yeah, honestly, you could, you could self suck anywhere.

[Henry]

I'm not paying to be self sucked.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's that say? When. When he gets a hotel room for himself for a night. A college student, Dylan Turner plans to indulge in his favorite pastime, sucking his own dick.

[Henry]

You could do that at home.

[Eddie]

You don't need a whole book.

[Henry]

Yeah, dude, that's not a book. Yeah. How long? How long is that? It's just like.

[Eddie]

It better be a leaflet.

[Henry]

An inch, you know, to the dick. Not one.

[Eddie]

One star reviews.

[Henry]

Not one.

[Eddie]

Everyone really liked this author.

[Henry]

Three in four stars.

[Eddie]

This is only a Kindle though, so. Yeah.

[Henry]

So anyway, so you could jerk off at work.

[Eddie]

Two stars. Short suck hotel.

[Henry]

Yeah, that person's mad at how short it was.

[Eddie]

It's a novel concept for me anyway. Yeah.

[Henry]

This didn't involve. He said the concept didn't evolve.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry]

That's the problem is that. Well, if we start with self sucking, where do we go after that? I actually felt that the man, the drifter from outside, was kind of a hat on a self sucking, sucking dick.

[Eddie]

Four stars from Gilberto Del Rio. Oh, my girth.

[Henry]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Very intense sex depicted in this lustful story. I was a wreck the entire time. So hot and sexy. Definitely recommend to my friends.

[Henry]

Hey, Gilberto, thanks for the recommendation. No more, please.

[Eddie]

Three people found it helpful. Henry, it's not.

[Henry]

Those are two. That was his two friends.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry]

That was him and his two friends.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Henry]

Well, guys, we learned a lot today. And I just want to say, Eddie, thank you for sharing your vulnerability.

[Eddie]

Yeah, whatever.

[Henry]

And I just love the fact that Eddie and I are too big to suck our own dicks. And I laugh at even just the idea of Eddie and I trying to suck our own dicks because even just in a playful, funny way, I tried to do it and hurt me to the point where I had to go to the doctors.

[Eddie]

I can't really touch my toes.

[Henry]

Yeah, I just gonna live the fact knowing I don't want to suck my own dick. I'm not even really that curious about it. But also, thankfully, if I had to do it, it would have to be done on purpose by a muscle mommy. And I do think at that point a lot of other things have really kind of become questionable.

[Eddie]

Well, those people don't suck their own dick. They just got shot at. To me, anyone can eat their own cub.

[Henry]

The lady forcing the penis into your mouth and then jerking you off in your own mouth is like, to me, gonna just be hard coming back from God.

[Eddie]

I miss you, tootsie. Oh, baby girl, you were so good to me.

[Henry]

She never did that once. She never did that once. Go to patreon.com podcast left C. Ed's grief. Yeah, over on Netflix. If you go on Netflix, you'll see Ed's open grief. You'll see it. Enjoy his grief. Honestly, revel in it. It's good to do attack a clown when they're down. It's the best time to get a clown and go at LP on the left. For all our social media needs. Go over to YouTube for HDX2. It is coming out. We're in the playoffs.

[Eddie]

I'm out. Done. Dude, we're hitting the finals. Two episodes. The finals. It's huge.

[Henry]

Ready to go.

[Eddie]

You are going. It's you versus my wife.

[Henry]

I'm going to be beat. The out of your wife.

[Eddie]

Also shout out to Tootsie who died on television in HDX2 in the first season. Amen. So, yeah, we milked it all. We milked it all. We really did. But yeah, HDX2 is. Honestly, I don't know how else to promo this show. It's one of the funniest things I've ever done.

[Henry]

Yes, it's the. It's one of the best edited things we've ever done.

[Eddie]

Hilarious. We have like editors from Adult Swim sitting there working on this thing. Go and watch it for the whole second season. The whole first season's good, but the second season really hums along.

[Henry]

We're really good.

[Eddie]

You can burn through the whole. You could binge the whole thing in the night. Get ready for the finals. It's like every. You have no idea what's coming. It's gonna be so much fun, dude. Yes.

[Henry]

You gotta check it out over on the YouTube. It'll be in TV. It's over there. And go check out some place underneath. Lpn, Romantasy, the Foreign Report and no dogs in spaces over there. And brighter. Scout's got new videos as well.

[Eddie]

That's right, man. We got all kinds of. Brighter side is full on. Go to the Brighter side LPN on YouTube. Subscribe, follow. It's a great way to watch Amber, Ashley and Julie and I have some fun and then go see me on the road. I'm touring. I got lots of live standup shows coming up. I'm going to be in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.

[Henry]

Newark.

[Eddie]

I just dropped a dated City winery with Kirsten Michelle Sills over at in Manhattan. That's going to be a lot of fun. That's gonna be on July 13th and I'm gonna be in D.C. denver. We got all Caplano. I'm. I'm all over the place. Just go to anytoons.com and check out when you can see me. Oh, and the Disney show's coming back. Dead Men Tell some Tales. That's going to be a Dynasty typewriter on August 16 as a way is to tell the D23 Fest to go itself. Yeah. Which I'm very excited about. So Dan's gonna come back out to LA for that and then Henry and I are going to be at the Comedy Store.

[Henry]

Yeah, I can't wait.

[Eddie]

July 26th in the belly Room. So get tickets for all that. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's all definitely going to sell.

[Henry]

We're super offensive.

[Eddie]

Yes. Well, you know, it's the Comedy Store.

[Henry]

You give the people gotta be super offensive. We're gonna come. We're gonna come for everybody.

[Eddie]

That's right, folks. I love y'. All.

[Henry]

And go suck yourself.

[Eddie]

Go suck yourself. And hail Tootsie.

[Henry]

Hail Satan.

[Eddie]

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