First Ever BANNED List

Summary

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Laugh with Me: First Ever BANNED List

Podcast: Laugh with Me
Host: Jeremy Odom
Episode Air Date: March 4, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this landmark episode, comedian and host Jeremy Odom delivers the first-ever "Laugh with Me Banned List." It's a signature blend of personal rants, workplace anecdotes, and performative comedy, as Jeremy calls out people who, in his view, have officially crossed the line—whether in customer service, the workplace, or even the world of professional sports.

Jeremy’s mission is to be “laughed with, not at,” but in this hilarious episode, he sets some records straight and humorously “bans” a few notable characters from his podcast universe, while playfully assuring everyone that even a spot on the banned list might not be permanent... but you’re going to have to earn your way back.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Philosophy and Rules of the Banned List

[02:34–03:51]

• Jeremy introduces the very first “Laugh With Me” banned list: “It's gonna be fluid... maybe in a week, maybe in a month, maybe in three years, we will come back and we will update this.”
• What does “banned” mean? Not allowed as a guest on the pod, but also immortalized as a character for comedic fodder.
• There is a path for redemption. As Jeremy humorously notes, “Everybody deserves a second chance, right? Sometimes a third, fourth, fifth, even sixth chances. Robert Downey Jr.”

Notable Quote

“Can you get off the banned list? Sure you can... But it’s not an easy road ahead for you.” – Jeremy Odom [03:11]

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2. The Verizon Guy Saga – Customer Service Meltdown

[03:55–18:38]

Jeremy launches into an epic story from real life—a recent ordeal with his cell phone provider that sets the stage for the episode’s comedic catharsis.

Summary of the Story

• Jeremy upgrades his family’s phones, ends up with four old devices, and tries to return them via Verizon.
• He attempts to drop two off in-store, but is told—repeatedly and brusquely—that it’s impossible unless he bought the new phones at that location.
• The Verizon rep, absolutely inflexible, insists Jeremy has been “bamboozled by our own company!”
• Jeremy’s phone is shut off due to the billing dispute, adding urgency and frustration.
• Jeremy leaves the store frustrated, finds a nearby coffee shop, and ultimately resolves everything via customer service on the phone—where the rep is shocked the store refused the return.

Notable Quotes

“Johnny, he looked at me like I was the biggest idiot in the world...He goes, absolutely not. You have been bamboozled.” – Jeremy Odom [10:38]
“I am passionate about customer service. Have been. It’s in my bones serving people. And this guy refused to even consider the thought that he could help us.” – Jeremy Odom [14:44]

Resolution

• The customer service agent on the phone is “completely obnoxious[ed]” that the store wouldn’t accept the phones.
• War is declared on that Verizon location. The rep is formally inducted onto the banned list.

Notable Quote

“We have to declare war on this Verizon location. And we are putting the Verizon guy that I dealt with...on the ban list. Sorry, you’re on the banned list, Verizon guy.” – Jeremy Odom [18:20]

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3. Other Inductees into the Banned List

[21:58–33:38]

Jeremy expands the banned universe in rapid-fire comedic succession:

a. Chronic Call-Outs at Work

• Employees who repeatedly call out sick, get creative with excuses, and then complain about a lack of hours.
• The hypocrisy: “You got hours. You're on the schedule. You're choosing not to show up.”
• These folks are officially banned for not holding up their end of the work agreement.

Notable Quote

“What do you mean you’re not getting any hours? I schedule you plenty…Just show, don’t show up.” – Jeremy Odom [22:23]

b. Shohei Ohtani – The Baseball Star

• Jeremy, a Padres fan, “bans” Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani, playfully referencing the sports betting scandal that seemed to vanish.
• "Either way, it’s sad...Ohtani, you are now officially on the Laugh With Me band list."
• Lampoons celebrity protection in sports and Ohtani’s perceived immunity.

Notable Quote

“I got big beef with you, brother. I don’t know how you got out of that gambling scandal so quickly. It still bothers me.” – Jeremy Odom [24:12]
“Do not even try, Otani’s agent, publicist, whoever, do not even try to get on this show because you are out, sir. You are out.” – Jeremy Odom [25:33]

c. Ben Webb – “Mr. Joy on Purpose”

• The ongoing social media “beef” with Omaha open-mic comedian Ben Webb peaks here, as “Mr. Joy on Purpose” is inducted.
• Jeremy references past podcast episodes and online activity, noting that Webb was silent to criticism but verbose elsewhere.
• Declares Ben a running character in the Laugh With Me universe, and teases that the fun is just beginning.

Notable Quote

“You just want to complain to others, that’s okay. That’s on you, dude. But because of that, we are in fact going to be inducting you into the Laugh With Me band list. Mr. Joy on Purpose is a character now that will live within the Laugh With Me universe forever.” – Jeremy Odom [27:50]

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4. The Diss Track: “Mr. Joy on Purpose”

[31:29–33:38]

• To add a final comedic punch, Jeremy rolls out a custom-diss track, performed by “Pepper Spray Singers, featuring DJ Odie.”
• Lyrics savagely parody Ben Webb’s style, ego, and online persona.
• Serves as a perfect capstone to Ben’s “banning.”

Memorable Lyric

“Bad jokes, bad takes, big gut, thin skin, every clip you post just proves you can’t win…Mr. Joy on Purpose, we see straight through the circus.” – DJ Odie [31:29–33:38]

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “Can you get off the banned list? Sure you can…But it's not an easy road ahead for you." – Jeremy Odom [03:11]
• “He looked at me like I was the biggest idiot in the world…You have been bamboozled.” – Jeremy Odom [10:38]
• “I am passionate about customer service. Have been. It’s in my bones serving people.” – Jeremy Odom [14:44]
• “What do you mean you’re not getting any hours? I schedule you plenty…Just show, don’t show up.” – Jeremy Odom [22:23]
• “Do not even try, Otani’s agent, publicist, whoever, do not even try to get on this show because you are out, sir. You are out.” – Jeremy Odom [25:33]
• “Mr. Joy on Purpose is a character now that will live within the Laugh With Me universe forever.” – Jeremy Odom [27:50]
• Diss track standout: “Bad jokes, bad takes, big gut, thin skin, every clip you post just proves you can’t win…” – DJ Odie [31:29–33:38]

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Structure of the Banned List (as of this episode)

1. The Verizon Guy – For an epic failure in customer service.
2. Chronic Call-Out Coworkers – For not showing up, then complaining they don’t get enough hours.
3. Shohei Ohtani – For “escaping” the gambling scandal and tormenting Padres fans.
4. Ben Webb ("Mr. Joy On Purpose") – For ongoing open-mic beef and social post antics.

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Episode Tone & Style

Jeremy’s comedic storytelling balances mock rage, sharp workplace commentary, and playful Midwest banter. The tone is relatable, self-deprecating, and always swings back to fun—even for those on the banned list.

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For New Listeners

This episode is equal parts inside joke and relatable workplace rant, but Jeremy’s inviting style ensures newcomers are always in on the punchline. The inaugural banned list establishes a new comedic tradition in the Laugh With Me universe and promises even more playful feuds ahead.

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Transcript

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[Jeremy Odom]

Welcome back. It's a brand new episode. This is Laugh With Me, a podcast with Jeremy Odom, and I'm your host. Hey, it's Jo. And this is a very special laugh with me. And I know I say that. I say that often. This is very special because to me, well, damn it, they're all special. I mean, shouldn't I feel that way? Hopefully you do, too. This is. It's kind of. It's continuing the story of, you know, something that's been ongoing, especially on the socials. It's this. It's this beef. I got this beef out there with this local Omaha open micr named Ben Webb, and today he takes his final resting place in our world. And we're going to get to that. But before we get there, I got to tell you a story. And there's kind of where this all started as far as this episode. Because this episode today, Johnny, we are giving you the very first ever. And of course it's going to be ever. It's going to be fluid, right? This. We may, who knows, maybe in a week, maybe in a month, maybe in three years, we will come back and we will update this. But right now, we know for a fact we have our very first inaugural Laugh With Me banned list. That's right, Johnny. There's some people getting banned from Laugh With Me now. You might be asking, okay, they're getting banned. Big deal. What does that mean? They just can't be on the pod. Like, what's, what's the story there? Well, if you are, in fact on the banned list. Yes. You're not allowed to become beyond the pod as a guest. That's a given, right? If you're on the ban list, why would we ever have you on as a guest? Johnny, please take note of this list, okay? I don't, I don't want to get a rundown one day and see, see some people that are on the band list as guests. I mean, that's, that's not how this works. Can you get off the band list? Sure you can. Sure you can. Everybody deserves a second chance, right? Sometimes a third, fourth, fifth, even six chances. Robert Downey Jr. So there is a chance that you can get back in the good graces of Johnny and I and in the world. That is the Laugh With Me podcast. But it's not an easy road ahead for you. I'm just gonna tell you that right now because it's not just that you're getting banned from being a guest on the pod. You're Also being fully committed as a character on the. On the show now, okay? So that means whomever is banned might be evolving in our world just a bit. And let's just say you've earned it, okay? If that's the case, then you have earned it. Now, we've got one guy in particular that is going to be inducted into the Laugh with Me podcast band list today, and we're going to get to him. But before we get to that, I got to tell you the story, because there's this other guy who has made the list, so to speak, and I didn't see it coming. It started a few weeks back. I got new phones, okay? Got the. You know, you're at Verizon, you get. You can upgrade your phones. Got the kids new phones first, okay? They wanted new phones, blah, blah, blah. Got them new phones. So then I had their old phones. And it. You know, you've got the options. You can have that mailed back. You can drop them off at a, like, brick and mortar Verizon store, which there's many. There is a. Many Verizon stores in Omaha and surrounding areas. So I had many options there. And then I'm like, well, you know, I've got the two. I've got two phones for the kids. And then, you know, I got the other two phones. I'm gonna get my. Upgrade those. Well, that. That eventually came weeks later. Someone out of necessity. It was time to get a functioning phone that wasn't going to be completely full of space. And, I mean, I needed space, basically. It wasn't completely full. The memory. So now we have four new phones, and now that means we have four old phones. Now. What I did was two of them were set up to be shipped back, okay? Two of them were set up to just be dropped off at the local Verizon store. No big deal. I don't care. What my. My mistake here. It wasn't in having two different things as far as how to return them. My mistake was that I just didn't return them on time. Johnny, that one's on me. Hand up. And I. I will tell you, when I saw the Verizon guy in person, I said, this was my fault. I should have returned these on time, But I didn't. So. Because I didn't, they took off all the credits of all the returns and all that stuff, right? So then suddenly my bill is astronomical. And then. And it's not like the cell phone bills aren't already astronomical, right? They're always creeping. They're always creeping Up. But this one was ridiculous. So obviously I'm not paying that, right? Well, then they. They shut it off. My phone, that is. So then I'm like, well, shoot, now I gotta pay it, Knowing when I return these phones, I'm going to get a credit. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm basically just like paying double, right? You know, one month, and then I'm going to get that back the next month. I. Oh, I know. I'm like paying ahead, essentially. So that part didn't bother me. It was just that now there's a sense of urgency. I've got to do it. So I do. I go. I grab all four phones, I grab a box, and I'm like, here's the deal. It's not like I can call Verizon because my phone's not working now. So now I go to the Verizon store that I had the two phones set up to be dropped off at. I'm like, worst case, I'm getting these two phones dropped off. Maybe they'll take all four. I doubt it, but maybe they will. I'll have them. But for sure, I'm going to drop off these two. Be good to go there, pay what I need to pay, get this bad boy rolling. So you go right in store, and then, like, it's just, you know, like, anywhere. You're gonna have to wait. You know, when you're dealing, when you want to deal one on one with somebody, and that's okay. I expect that. So I've got my box. I've got my four phones. I'm sitting there just patiently waiting. And I'm not. I'm not looking to buy anything. Sound like I'm looking at all the goods. I'm just sitting there. I'm being patient. There's four people working. One of them opens up. He's a, you know, let me help you. I'm like, yeah, perfect. So I come up with my box, and I'm explaining to him how I've got these four phones, but two of them I'm to drop off. I'm late on it. My bad. That's on me. But here's my situation. He immediately shuts it down. He goes, absolutely not. Absolutely not. You can't do this. I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, all I'm. I'm just trying to, like, return the phones like I was supposed to. Johnny. He looked at me like I was the biggest idiot in the world. He's like, did you get your new phones here? I'm like, well, I Got my new phones at Verizon. I, I did it on the website that it is absolutely impossible that you can drop off these phones here at the store unless you received those new phones from this location. I go, I don't know where the new phones came from. All I know is that's how I ordered it. And it specifically asked me if I want to drop them off at the store. It had your location and everything. It was absolutely not. You have been bamboozled. And I'm like, bamboozled? How does a guy get bamboozled by their own company? They. It was their own website. And he's saying, I got bamboozled just because it told me I could drop off two of the phones at the store. He's like, nope, you got a call, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I go, I, well, here, here's the thing. I can't call them. So here's. I need to. I need to pay some money so that I can do that. I was like, so. But I need to check in these phones so that I can go about my business knowing that my future building is going to be back to what it was. And he's just like, well, absolutely not. Can't. Can't help you. Nothing. Can't help you at all. And I'm like, you're. I was like, so you're telling me that there is not a human person in this world in town right now that can help me with my situation? You have all these stores and nobody can help me is what you're telling me? He goes, absolutely not. Unless you got them right here in the store. And I'm like, I. I think you're wrong, sir. And I kind of chuckled. And he's like, I am not wrong. You have to call. Blah. And I go, I cannot. And you know this because I explained to you the situation, and I promise you I'm going to figure out a way to call this number like you said, and I'm going to be back. And he did not like that. He did not want me back. That's when I told him, you know, and that's the thing. Remember, this all started my fault. Hand up. I didn't turn the phones in appropriately at the right time to the right place. Apparently. I didn't do those things. What, What I was expecting, I guess, from the company in which I'm paying the money to. That's. That's helping me here is just some guidance in, you know, how to. How to accomplish what I need to accomplish here and quickly because I, I Want to pay the bill, which, knowing it's going to be a lot, I just. I need to pay it, and then I know I'll have credits coming, and then I need to return the phones. That's. That's essentially it. And there was never a. Oh, yeah, well, we can't do this, but here's what we can do, which. That's customer service. That's customer service, Johnny. Well, you can't do this, but here's what we can do. Here's how we're gonna help you today. Instead, I'm. I'm walking out of there yelling,

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[Jeremy Odom]

this is how, you know my iron's low because. And I did. I did just get some blood and yesterday, and I'm going to be getting more next week. And this is how, you know it's getting low. My. My body temperature is running really, really warm. I'm super tired, and I'm on edge. And this guy. I'm passionate about customer service. Have been. It's. It's in my bones serving people. And this guy refused to even consider the thought that he could help us.

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I.

[Jeremy Odom]

You know what? I should have known because the. The couple, the older couple that was being helped by him and I. And I'm being. When I say helped, I. I should have air quotes up. They were being helped by him before me. And he was very adamant that he absolutely will not, cannot print a statement for them. They. They wanted like a. Like a billing statement or something. He's. You have to do that on your own. I will not. I cannot do that. We cannot print that here. I don't know what that's all about. I don't know that. Maybe there's a deeper story there, but the story within this one with me is that he refused to help me. And I had his goods. I had his phones, and I said, I'm going to call this number. I'm going to figure out a way. I'm going to call this number, and they are going to tell me that I come back here, and I'm going to come back and I'm going to be a problem. And I told him that wasn't a promise, that was a threat. Well, then you say the word threat, whether it's dumb or not, and I. What am I gonna do? What's my threat? My threat was that I'm coming back and I'm gonna be a problem, which just means, yeah, I'm gonna let you know how wrong you were because you're being a little bitch. That was my threat. Well, A threat to him. I could mean anything, right? So anyways, I didn't go out in cuffs or anything, but I did leave with my box with my four phones. There was a scooters coffee shop nearby. I used the WI fi to be able to call this number. Well, the number wouldn't work because like I told you, freaking phone, like, it's shut off right now. But I was able to pay the obnoxiously large bill. And then it took, what, 15 minutes or so or whatever before I could finally speak to somebody. And you know what? When I spoke to this lady and she was super nice, when I spoke to this lady at Verizon, she could not believe that that guy would not take the two phones that were supposed to have been dropped off there. Her mind was blown. And I'm like, ma', am, you do not understand. He said that you guys bamboozled me and that's just completely obnoxious to her that that would even be a thing. So in the end, she got me taken care of. All four phones were then mailed. I got it all. It's all done. It's all taken care of and everything's right in the world as far as that goes. But one thing that we do need to do just to kind of get closure on this is we, we cut. We have. We have to declare war on this Verizon location. And we are putting the Verizon guy that I dealt with, he's on the list. Foreign, you're on the ban list. Verizon guy.

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[Jeremy Odom]

I highly Doubt that guy's ever getting off this list. Because, you know, frankly, I probably won't ever run into him again. But if I do, I'm gonna have to let him know he's on this list. I also reserve the right to create a character in your name. Those are the rules. That's the band list rules. Okay. But he's the very first inductee onto the Laugh With Me band list. Well deserved. I think, like I told you, very passionate about customer service, always have been. And the fact that he just wouldn't even, like, wouldn't even consider that there was something that he could do, maybe take my payment, then I could call, then I could sort out, like, there were options here. He didn't even put in my name or number or anything to see if what I was saying was true or not. He could have looked it up and be like, oh, yeah, you've. Boy 1. You should have returned the phones, too. You should have paid the bill. Yeah, I am aware, sir. And here I am trying to rectify all this. Like, there could have been a fun back and forth there, and we could have made it, okay? And then now here we are, Verizon guys on the band list. So that's. That's. That's where we're at. But he's not the only one making the band list here today. No, no, no. We've got a wide ranging list of characters that are now joining the Laugh With Me universe where we will poke fun. We will mostly poke fun, I think. Yeah. There's not really. John, there's not really. Johnny gives me a whole list of things. We're gonna. John, we're just. We're gonna make fun. I mean, that's really. That's where we're at. And Verizon guys at the tippy top of that list right now. Here's another one. Here's people that. Man, I just can't. I just can't deal with the people like, at work that are constantly calling out, they're sick, They've got their kids sick. They're. Something's going on, right? It's always something. And they're starting to get real damn creative too. But it's always something. And then to have the gumption to complain about not getting enough hours. How does that happen? You got hours. You're on the schedule. You're choosing not to show up. That's the agreement, right? You have been employed by whomever it is. You're employed. There's a schedule that's written. Those are yours. You work those. Shoot, we'll pay an hourly rate. Tell you what, will even deposit it directly into your bank account every two weeks. That's the agreement. Man, these people be complaining, oh, I don't got any hours. What do you mean you're not getting any hours? I schedule you plenty of hours. Just show, don't show up. Then you. Then, then there's the other side where it's like, all right, well, now I gotta run my business and I got somebody who's constantly calling out or leaving work early or whatever it is. So I'm gonna now have to manipulate the schedule in a way that I have people that are gonna be there. So if you leave work, if I have tracked that, you're gonna leave work every Friday at one o' clock when you're scheduled till five. Guess what? I'm now gonna schedule you till one and I'm gonna schedule somebody else to come in and want to take care of business so I can take care of business. And then you're like, where are my hours? Yeah, they're up your butt. That's where they're at. So to those people, those people that are constantly calling out and then complaining about not getting hours, you're on the laughably banned list and well deserved for that one. The next, the next inductee in this list, and this is, this is something that's gone back probably a couple years now. He's like the best baseball player in the world. Shoi Ohtani, I got big beef with you, brother. I don't know how you got out of that gambling scandal so quickly. It still bothers me. Maybe it's because he's a Dodger and I'm a Padres fan and I gotta watch his ass beat us up all freaking season. But either way, I don't know how he so quickly and so neatly had that ginormous gambling, sports betting, gambling scandal go away so quickly. I like to think it's not over, but it just certainly does appear to be over. And he isn't. His interpreter is going to be the fall guy is the fall guy. I mean, either way, it's, it's, it's sad. It's sad that, you know, there's, there's athletes or celebrities or whatever that have some have issues come up that just get dragged out over and over and over and sh. Tani is just protected, protected by the MLB and all their sponsors. So with that being said, sh. Otani, you are now officially on the Laugh With Me band list. Yeah, don't even, don't even try. Otani's agent, publicist, whoever, do not even try to get on this show because you are out, sir. You are out. Finally, we have one more entrant to go. This is the initial Laugh with me ban list. And this is, this is our boy, Mr. Joy. On purpose. You've. You've heard the last few episodes. I mean, not, not the last episode because last episode we really wanted to. We wanted to keep it clean with Grant and just talk movies. Because that actually is one of our most listened to episodes of the entire year is the Academy Awards preview, when we just had our third one with Grant Pearson. And he's our movie guy, he is the expert, he watches all of the movies and some. So we really wanted to keep that one clean and just focus on the movies. But the two episodes before that, we talking about your boy. We talking about your boy. And here's the thing, we've put out some social activity. Man. Ben, I don't know. I. I know, I know the people that have been coming to me and telling me what they think, not just about the show, but about you. And I know that those episodes have been very much listen to actually gained quite a bit of new audience. And I also know you're just silent. Well, you know, except for the things you write in your, your monologue posts about, you know, I don't know, practice acting and whatever. Whatever it is you're doing. And maybe instead of taking selfies at the middle of rehearsal, you should be like focusing. But that's, that's just my opinion, sir. That is just my opinion. And we're all allowed to have it, right? Right? Benny, here's the thing. He's been silent because he knows he was wrong. And he even put in his. His novels of a Facebook post. He even puts in there with all his faults. But you're not man enough to admit that this one you done fucked up. No, sir. You just want to complain to others, that's okay. That's on you, dude. But because of that, we are in fact going to be inducting you into the Laugh with me band list. Mr. Joy of Purpose is a character now that will live within the Laugh With Me universe forever. Never. And that, Johnny, that one, that one's gonna be fun. But before, before we begin that. Before we move on into the next chapter of what Mr. Joy and Purpose is, which by the way, I own now, I bet should trademark that. You should have trademarked that. Oh yeah, we're gonna have a lot of fun with that one before we get there, I just. One more time for Ben. We're gonna have a little fun. It's the Pepper Spray Singers featuring DJ Odie. It is the diss track of all diss tracks. Mr. Joy on purpose yeah they call

[DJ Odie]

you Mr. Joy on purpose more life Mr. Talk too much on purpose you the self help star of a stop strip mall model. Ain't no voice but your talent too small. Bad jokes, bad takes, big gut, thin skin every clip you post just proves you can't win. Got a script in your hand still you flub every line. You a actor in your head in real life it's a crime divorce on the shelf like your dusty awards cause nobody bought into your cardboard heart. Mr. Joy on purpose, you ain't foolish Mr. Opinionated on purpose just bitter and sus. Fake smile, fake death, fake sermon at the surface you ain't gatekeeping nothing cause the gate don't serve you. Mr. Joy on purpose, we see straight through the circus. You sit high on a fold out throne, preach it everybody like you wrote they sold. Call them lazy, call them lost, call them weak and broke. But you crumble when your own name's part of the joke. You a gatekeeper bro you guard in the shed. All that condescension just lives in your head. Talk kindness, talk grace, play sane on the feed but off. Can you treat your friends like they beneath your feet? Mr. Joy on purpose, you ain't fooling us Mr. Opinionated on purpose just bitter and sus. Fake smile, fake death, fake sermon at the surface you ain't gate keeping nothing cause the gate don't serve you. Mr. Joy on purpose, we see straight through the circus. You love giving notes, can't take one back. You love saying grow but you stuck off track. Bad act, a bad time in bad faith, bad laughs whole life is a rant and a half that's facts Mr. Joy on purpose, you ain't fooling us Mr. Opinionated on purpose just bitter and sus face smile, fake death face sermon at the surface you ain't gate keeping nothing cause the gate don't serve you. Mr. Joy on purpose, we see straight through the circus.

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