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U S T.com SpinQuest is a free to play social casino void where prohibited. Visit spinquest.com for more. Foreign. Welcome back. It's a brand new episode. This is Laugh With Me at Podcast with Jeremy Odom and I'm your host, Jo. Happy New Year, Johnny. Let me be the first to say happy New Year to you as well, and to all the listeners, of course, whether you're listening to us on the free iHeartRadio app or Spotify, maybe Apple podcasts, maybe, just maybe you're watching us on the YouTube as well. Welcome and Happy New Year Year. We've got a special episode for you today because we're going to be listening from you, the listeners. We've got your resolutions. Some, some, a lot of these you sent in either via email. Sometimes you left your resolutions on some of our posts on the socials. Either way, this is directly from you, the listener, which always makes for, for a fun episode when we get to hear from the listeners. And why not? First episode of 2026, why not get some of your New Year's resolutions? So, Johnny, if you could send me over just a couple at a time. Let's go through them, let's hear, let's know what the Laugh With Me listeners are thinking heading into 2026. Let's roll it, Johnny. Number one, my New Year's resolution is to wake up earlier. Okay. Very ambitious. Small steps. I guess nothing says personal growth like hoping your alarm wins one argument this year. Oh, Johnny, we got, we got better ones, right? Number two, I'm going to start eating healthier. Good luck on that. If I had to guess, somebody who's saying that at this time last year said the same damn thing while eating Taco Bell. Now that there's anything against Taco Bell because frankly, tb, if you want to, you know, get some kind of sponsorship going, you, I'll eat all the Taco Bell. All the Taco Bell you want. And I will podcast while doing it. So those of you that don't like to, you know, listen to people, eat, you might want to skip that episode. But I will in fact work with you. Taco Bell. Nothing against you, it's just I feel like I could hear the regret in that person in their email. Oh, we're off to a hot start, Johnny. This one is actually very similar to one of my New Year's resolutions from last year. I want to Read more books in 2026. I famously had a goal of 10 books to read in 2025. I read one right off the bat in January to never read again. So that's. That's something I'll put. I'll go ahead and put that on my list for. For. Put that on my resolution list for 26 there, Johnny, because I really do think I'm gonna dominate that this year. But basically, if you're anything like me, the person who wrote this resolution, you're gonna buy a whole bunch of books, and you're. You're gonna read, like, six pages, and then you're just gonna scroll on your phone the rest of the year. So that was me, anyhow. Yeah. Number four. My resolution is to finally get in shape, you know, and this is. This is fact. So I don't want anybody to get offended by this. But round is technically a shape. So don't act like you're starting from zero, like you are a shape. Like you are already in a shape. Just maybe you want to change that shape. That's. And that's fine. I totally understand that. I hope. No, he's taking offense to this. I'm just kind of going through resolutions. Here's one. I want to become more confident this year. Yeah, confidence is great, but let's start with eye contact first. You know how many people think they're going to be confident and just talk a lot of. But they're looking at the ground while they do it. Start with eye contact. That'll build you confidence. Okay, how about this? I'm going to stop procrastinating. Good luck. I've never met a procrastinator that has completely given up. Or no, I take that back. I've never met a procrastinator that has completely flipped and suddenly plans and works ahead. Now I'm a procrastinator myself. You can ask anybody who knows me for a long time. I am a procrastinator. But with that being said, I do believe I do a lot of my best work in a pinch. So I don't know if that's. Creatively that's the case or, you know, the efficiency, productivity type of stuff. I just tend to work better in a pinch with the moment on the line. I don't. So maybe Mr. Or Mrs. Procrastinator don't. Don't give up. Like, it's. It's. You may not overcome that, but it's okay. Number seven, I want to save more money. Then maybe you shouldn't be venmoing. Your buddy 47 for vibes. You gotta relax, guys. It's one step at a time. How about save a dollar every day? Save a dollar every single day. Think about it. If you do that, if you throw a dollar in a. In a jar, whatever you want to do, bury it, give it to me, I'll hold it for you. Save a dollar every day. Think about it. Every month you saved $30, $31. February sucks, right? 28. But what if you saved a dollar and then doubled it every day a dollar. And second day, two dollars and three, suddenly you got quite a bit of money. I haven't done the math on what that looks like by the end, but that's quite a bit of money. Something to think about. Something to think about. I'm not a financial advisor. I just want to throw that out there right now. By no stretch of the imagination am I a financial advisor. But it does sound like you would save quite a bit of money if you tried that. So that might actually be a plan that will save a lot of people money. That will be the cornerstone of when I become a financial advisor. I mean, it certainly sounds like this could be a future career path. I think maybe my resolution is I am now going to become a financial advisor. I don't know if you have to get like. I don't know, do you have to get, like, certified for anything like that? Johnny, look that up, please. Number eight. My goal is to drink less that person. Johnny made a note, left that message at 1:42am apparently somebody was having a little bit of regret, so good luck with that one. Oh, man. Number nine, I'm going to stop arguing with people online. Then just stay off Twitter, okay? Just stay off Twitter. I mean, because that's where the heat of it all happens. I mean, people get so worked up on Twitter or X, whatever you want to call it. That's the thing. It was so branded as Twitter that even now, years later, ever, it's been renamed to X. We all still call it Twitter. We all still call them tweets. That's strong branding. Elon. He screwed it up. He screwed it up. Well, stay off X. If you don't want to argue with people online or just stop, just stop posting. Like, don't respond it. You don't have to respond to everything. You know, I've tell people time. You don't have to respond to everything. Sometimes you just read it, kind of laugh. You get worked up about something, but it doesn't mean you need to engage. Does that make sense? All right. The last resolution, Johnny. Thank you for compiling these, by the way, Johnny. You're starting off the year hot. Last one. I want to work on myself. Hmm. I mean, that's pretty vague. And it means absolutely nothing, because it could be nothing. I mean, work on myself. What does that mean? I want to work out. I want to eat better. I want to save money. I mean, all those things, all those people that had distinct, distinctive things, and they. They said, all right, here it is. I'm going to save money or I'm going to work on my body shape. That's something tangible. You can work with this one. I want to work on myself. What does that mean? I'm going to clip my toenails more often. I don't know. I mean, it sounds good, whatever it was that you thought you meant in that I hope. I truly do hope in 2026 you can achieve. Thank you for submitting those, Johnny. Thank you again for putting those together recently.
