Tichina Arnold (42:02)
Okay, great. So. Oh, I snuck into that bitch. Oh, yes. I snuck into that fucking audition because I'm a friend of the family. I even say I'm Tisha Campbell Wayans, right? So I'm a friend of the family. They know me. They love me. I love all of them. So I called my agent. I was like, why haven't I gotten an audition? They was like, listen, we tried to get you in. You know, everybody says you're a friend of the family. The Wayans love you. Damon loves you. But he just, you know, I don't know if he sees himself playing opposite of Gina for the next five years. So he doesn't really, you know, he wants some new blood. And I was like, oh, I totally understand. That called Tichina. I was like, yo, T, when's your next audition? She's like, oh. Oh, yeah. I got a call back. It's on. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I was like, yo, send me when your audition is. I'm about to crash that bitch. She was like, all right. So I start getting dressed, put on my little skirt. I call my agent when I'm driving on my way there. And I said, listen, I'm about to crash this audition. I just wanted to let you know you should never do that. You shouldn't do that. You're gonna ruin your career. I can't believe you're doing this. Please don't do this. I was like, oh, my God, you're so negative. Click. So then I. I get to Disney Studios, right? And I'm looking. I'm in line, I see a brother security guard, and I see another security guard, right? And I was like, oh, I hope I get the brother, because the brother let me in. Ranibi, right? So I pull up, the brother goes on break. And I'm like, ah, right? So he's gone. And the other security guard goes, name. I gave him my name. He was like, you're not here. And I was like, oh, my God, I can't believe my agent did this to me again. Oh, my God. Can you look again? Can you look under Campbell or. Or Tisha? And he was like, I'll look again. I was like, yeah, please, this is horrible. And so he goes, he looks. He's like, you're not here. And I was like, oh, my God, I can't believe this. I'm already late. I'm literally full on tears. And he goes, well, there's a lot of people that look like you today that was here, you know, coming in, so I'll just let you in. Yeah, some racist shit, but it made me get in. So I'm like. I was like, oh, my God, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I drive on the lot. At the same time, my agent calls me as I'm driving onto the lot. He was like, yeah, I got you on the line. I was like, I got myself on a lot, right? So he goes, what? Okay, listen, I told the producers that you're on your way in and they are pissed. Damon's not here yet. They don't know how he's gonna react. I just think. I just think you should hide when you get up in there. I said, what? I'm a grown ass woman. I ain't hiding from shit. Please. He was like, tisha, I'm begging you, don't do this. You are really gonna ruin your kid. There you go with that negativity again. Click, right? So park my car, go inside. I'm sitting there, I ain't got to lose because don't nobody want me here anyway, right? So I'm just sitting there chilling. I'm not even going over my lines. I'm watching everybody else. You know, they're studying. And. And then I think about. And I go, well, you know what? Damon's not here yet, so maybe I should go live. So I gather up my stuff, I stand up and I start walking towards this room. But I run smack dab into Damon. And he goes, hey, hey, T. I was like, hey, day, where's this time? And he was like, oh, okay. And we hug. He was like, he said, I guess I'll see you in there. It's like, okay, see you in there. And then I just sit my stuff back down and start laughing. Because I was like, the producers don't want me. Nobody wants me here. Damon's probably pissed. I'm about to have a good ass fucking time. He tells me later that he slammed the door when he went inside. He was like, what the fuck is Tisha Campbell doing here? Right? So. So I already knew I was screwed up, right? So I went in there. He read Opposite of Me, which was really nice of him. Cause he didn't have to because I fucking crashed. And we were on the edge of our seats, we were ad libbing, we were going back and forth. The chemistry was so undeniable. By the time I finished my audition, I was like, oh, Damon, good luck with everything. Because I was like, I ain't get this shit. Good luck with everything. And as I walk out, my agent calls me like that. It was that fast, right? I'm just gathering my stuff. And I was like, hello? He was like, what did you do? I said, what I do? Cause that's when it hit me. I just snuck into this mother. I just snuck into this audition. Oh, my God, what am I doing here, right? And he was like, you just got a call back. They just called me saying how much they loved you. And I was like, wait, wait, wait, let me get outside. Let me get outside. I'm not even outside yet. So I ran outside and. And my heart is now palpitating because I'm like, I have lost my freaking mind. I do not recommend y' all sneak it into auditions. Don't follow my lead. But it worked out for me. And that's how I got it.