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Doug
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Aiden
Welcome to the Lemonade Stand, everybody. How's it going?
Doug
I did.
Ludwig
Somebody just crashed their car into the barrier, dude.
Aiden
No, they perked up. Ready for the news.
Doug
Killed a couple patrons there.
Aiden
If we kill a few patrons for a great product, I'm willing to do that.
Doug
You almost killed me. Give me a heart attack, dude. I'm too old for this. That's wild. Don't shuffle your papers like you're a newscaster. After you said blur to kick it off. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Lemonade Stand. Today we have a lot of big topics for you, including who's going to be the leader of this great nation. Yes. We're going to talk about who the Democrats and Republicans and maybe Elon Musk's America Party.
Aiden
Yeah.
Doug
Who they're going to put up in the. In 2028. We're also going to talk about some open AI drama or.
Aiden
Okay, yeah, it's spicy. It is spicy. It's not about AI really. It's funny business.
Doug
You have to clarify. It's not AI.
Aiden
Well, it's like.
Ludwig
It's funny business.
Aiden
It's, it's AI is the setting. It's like AI Island. You're not there for the island. You're there for the weird drama.
Doug
I was on the island.
Ludwig
It's not always love on Long Island.
Doug
There you go. And then you have. What was your topic, Aiden?
Ludwig
Oh, just a little, little adventure how.
Aiden
The UK is screwed into why the.
Doug
And I also want to talk about the US EU trade deal, which doesn't include the UK because they left. So we got a lot of topics today, but the big one is the reason we have props for the first time. We each brought in secret our picks for the Republicans and the Democrats in 2028. And the reason I'm bringing this up now, even though we're three years away, is because they're already making moves in both parties. Democrats are going to swing states like South Carolina. Republicans are going to Ohio. Democrats, they're all starting to get the feelers out or beginning to say the right things. And I saw. I think we'll kick off with Republicans because I think it's more clear cut there if you can pull up the poly market. Perry, this is the current.
Aiden
I think. Don't spoil it. Don't spoil it.
Doug
You don't want to know.
Aiden
I don't want to know yet. I want to see what you guys pick first.
Ludwig
What are the Polymarket ons on the wig party coming back?
Aiden
That's a good question. And we should set the stakes for.
Doug
Those who don't know.
Aiden
Polymarket is an online crypto betting website which has like, blown up in popularity the last few years and is now considered one of the sources of truth for the state of politics.
Doug
That state of affairs.
Aiden
Well, okay, no, there is an actual reason for this because typically people go off polls and polls are in some ways like opinion based or very like selective. You have some pollster who goes out into some community and gets a poll and they're like based off these 50 people I talked to in Iowa. This is what the country thinks. And then the benefit of Polymarket is people are putting money on this. Right. So there's a stronger incentive to like really believe that you think your guy is going to win if you're putting a million down on this person. Right. So there is, it's not that it is the truth, but it tends to have a little more like weight to it.
Doug
That's why I got to put 100 grand on Jesus Christ coming back this year. He, he believed that guy at church is the true believers. Yeah, you're correct. And this happened in the last election where Polymarket was more accurate than polling.
Aiden
A lot of polling was saying Kamala was just going to crush it or it was really even. And, and Polymarket, you uniquely was like, no, Trump has like an 80%.
Doug
Yeah, we're ahead of the game.
Aiden
We're way, way, way ahead. Yeah.
Doug
In fact, somebody in France made a life changing amount of money betting on Trump early because he did his own poll. You know, if you poll someone and ask them who they're going to vote for, it was pretty even. But if you ask them who they thought their neighbor was going to vote for. 80% said Trump. Most people said Trump. And he did that poll and he's like, all right, I'm going all in. And he went all in on Trump when it was flat. Damn, he made millions. It was crazy. So, anyway, pie market, we're going to be using that today to see the. The rough betting odds on who's leading. But I guess we could start with our picks. If you guys think I was going to do the safe picks first and then go to us.
Aiden
Oh, oh, okay.
Doug
To see who's the real. Because this is early.
Aiden
Yeah, it's true. That's true.
Doug
Well, unless you really.
Aiden
Okay, yeah. Hit polymarket.
Ludwig
Let's take a front.
Doug
Right. So we'll start at the bottom. Well, there's only really three candidates here. There's only three really in the running. Can you hover that green line, Perry? That's Donald Trump.
Ludwig
I see four. I see a fourth guy.
Doug
So DeSantis is really.
Aiden
DeSantis is polling Donald Trump.
Doug
Donald Trump's third term. Those are our four options.
Aiden
Again, people have put money into this. There are, it looks like what, $170,000 put on Donald Trump being the president.
Doug
We're laughing now, obviously. Now we'll see that number spike. Okay, now, one thing is certain is that these numbers will be wrong also. Certainly, if you look at all the polymarkets from way before elections up to now, they changed so dramatically. Famously. The Canadian election was completely flipped entirely. Australian election flipped entirely. Like, things will change a lot in three years. But the current frontrunners are Ron DeSantis, Donald Trump's third term, Marco Rubio, and in a clear lead, J.D. vance. J.D. vance is currently dominating the field and hasn't really changed much. In fact, when they asked Marco Rubio if he was considering running, he politely said, no, no, Vance is going to be a great candidate. So really, however, Nikki. Nikki Haley, I believe, or maybe it was Laura Loomer. Sorry, I'm mixing up Republican women. I think Laura Loomer, she said she was very confident that closer to 28, the infighting is going to start. People are going to start sniping for their seats like they're going to start making moves. But right now, it's way too early to rock the boat.
Aiden
Interesting.
Doug
So those are what the betting market says, but we're smarter than that here on Lemonade Stand. Yeah, we've got.
Aiden
And worryingly, given that disasters happen shortly after us talking about him, one of these candidates is probably in trouble.
Doug
Well, if one of Them was listening while driving. They're probably.
Ludwig
You just kill the politics.
Doug
Yeah.
Aiden
Desantis drives into a median to our FBI spies. This is a joke. And as Xi Jinping. Please let us into China. This is a joke. We do not kill politicians. I would love to hear your pick.
Doug
I know. I want to start with Aiden.
Aiden
Aiden.
Doug
I want to start with Aiden. Aiden, who is your surprise pick for.
Ludwig
2028 Republicans for the Republican nomination?
Doug
Nomination?
Ludwig
I believe the first person I have on my list.
Doug
You're going to flip your thing, right? You have a list?
Ludwig
Wait, did I flip my thing?
Doug
This is your.
Aiden
You show it. You show it. The red is your vote.
Doug
Oh.
Aiden
I didn't know.
Ludwig
I thought this was a whiteboard and I was going to have to write it.
Aiden
No, no, no. It's.
Ludwig
Would you look at. Presumably Marco Rubio.
Doug
Marco R. Okay.
Ludwig
I think he was just my best guess.
Doug
He was your best guess why you.
Aiden
Put him above Vance.
Ludwig
I think Vance doesn't make it through the next three years. Not in Anonymous. I didn't mean in a live or die scenario.
Doug
Secret Service.
Ludwig
That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. I did. Hold on. It's not what I meant. FBI who's still listening.
Aiden
They've already clicked off. They're in the car, driving.
Doug
Driving to your house. You said it so confidently.
Ludwig
No, Rubio seems like the more maybe normal or reasonable candidate of the two to me.
Doug
I'm raising my hand.
Ludwig
I. Yes.
Doug
We live in the United States of America. What makes you think we're going to get a normal or reasonable candidate or what? That's. That's a priority at all to voters.
Ludwig
Well. And I like his haircut.
Aiden
For audio listeners, Aiden is holding the poster board, looking at himself, smiling. The camera can't see it. He's just admiring Marco Rubio.
Ludwig
You're doing a good job. Nice haircut. It all. I look, in all seriousness, I think that J.D. vance strikes me as somebody who lacks the riz necessary to have the top position. He doesn't carry the same authority or weight that I think Trump has been able to command through his past two campaigns. I think a lot of people sort of lean in the direction of tolerating him rather than liking him.
Doug
Right.
Ludwig
I don't think people's feelings about him are necessarily super aligned with his actions, at least on the Republican side. And I mainly think that he is more likely to be tied to lack of success or controversy in the next three years while also lacking that charisma. Whereas I remember when Marco Rubio was campaigning in the Republican primary in 2016, and I remember him being one of the people that stood out a bit more among that group. And I also think he's in a position within the current administration to be less controversial to that base. So that's why. That's why he was my pick.
Aiden
I feel like the opposite. So, you know, again, I'm not deeply knowledgeable at the Republican stuff. My knowledge largely comes from people on Twitter saying stuff, because I was fed a lot of that. And. And the perception seems to be JD Is in line with Trump. And so for the hardcore Trump believers, that's their man. Right? Like, he will be the successor, the natural one.
Ludwig
And like, you feel that that's the perception that people have.
Aiden
That is the perception that I have seen from tweets when I'm surfaced, random, you know, Marjorie Taylor Greene type people who are like, love what J.D. vance is doing. And I think the thing that differentiates him from Rubio, Rubio, again, seemingly is considered to be more competent and is, like, running stuff more effectively. JD Vance is more like mouthpiece for Trump, but in a way that really aligns with, like, the base. And in theory, that's kind of what you want as the president. Right? It's just. Or at least that's what you want if you're trying to win. Is somebody who can just, like, talk well and go on talk shows. And like, his whole thing in the run up to the campaign is he would just go on talk shows and just go into, like, confrontational environments and just hold his own. Depending on how you view that. Just did that over and over. Where Rubio. Rubio feels like a more boring, like, get the job done type of person. To the right. JD More feels like, yeah, he's another Trump fan. You know, they. They didn't beef back in 2016.
Doug
So.
Ludwig
Fair.
Doug
I think that's fair. I will say, like, you. You brought up Riz.
Ludwig
Yeah.
Doug
I don't know that Vance has what Trump has. And I think there's a fair case. To me, I read an article recently about Republicans 2028 problem, which is just that if Trump doesn't run, he has been the one unique uniter of all these different groups. I think, like, the tech. Right. For example, is way more amenable to J.D. vance than perhaps like the Bannon. Right. That kind of, you know, I think they're less excited about him. And I think Trump has been the uniter and his, like, unique brand of. I don't know, he's. He's goofy. He's funny sometimes. He's, he's, he's appealing to a lot of people. I don't know that Vance has that in the same way, even if he says the same lines. I also think it's worth mentioning, man, he just seems to come off to me at least and obviously this is biased, but he comes off as someone that will say anything for power. But I think most people, because he did, you know, in 2016, say all this terrible stuff about Trump. Compared him to Hitler. He said he's, you know, he makes people around me afraid. And, and then he's, now he's the biggest diehard supporter. I have some, some images that I sense Perry, but like this is him in 2021 saying like we have to release the Epstein files. Why would any government hide it? If you're a journalist, you're not asking questions about this case. You'd be, you should be ashamed of yourself. And then I have a follow up question of him talking about Wall Street Journal asking questions about the case being like, what the fuck? This is bullshit. You should, you shouldn't be bo. You should be doing. You know, it just feels like he.
Aiden
A bit of a chameleon.
Doug
Yeah, he's a chameleon.
Ludwig
I mean, even within the scope of the current presidency, he's flip flopped on a bunch of stuff which feels like the type of person who is less likely to riz his way into the position. To me that makes sense.
Aiden
If that's exactly why he'll win is because he's willing to just go with the tide. Yeah, I mean he like, you know, going into the election he was like, absolutely, you should not pardon any January 6th protester who was violent. Then Trump pardons them all and it's like, and then he just didn't say anything. So it's like he seems to be willing to just bite his tongue whenever something like goes against him.
Doug
He's very little.
Ludwig
But then you're.
Aiden
I don't like it. But I think that's, that is probably a winning thing when it comes to maybe right a bunch of people and.
Doug
He is leading and I do think if they held it now, he would win.
Ludwig
You know, I do think one funny thing in the context of this conversation is Trump. The idea of Trump running for a third turn is just a thing that we've, we passively accept as possible. Do you know, it's not like impossible that he would do it, but the idea that like he would get up on stage and announce it is not crazy.
Doug
It's not even Considered that crazy.
Ludwig
Yeah. It's not crazy enough for 5% of people to be putting money on it.
Doug
Which brings me to my pick. I don't think Trump will run for a third term. I think this entirely new guy.
Aiden
This.
Doug
Entirely new upstart out of the no.
Aiden
Character looks to me like a picture of Donald Trump with a mustache.
Doug
No, this is an entirely new guy. This is Donaldo Trump and he's going to help us get some of the Latino vote. And he's, he's a, he's a character, charismatic, suave. What? Oh, Mike. Sorry, Mike. Yeah, sorry. I move right here. So this guy is going to make sure we don't have any constitutional crisis with a third term of the same President Trump, we're going to have an entirely new guy that, that still keeps that Republican unity, but with a dashing mustache along the way. This is my semi sincere pick. Other than the mustache, I literally think Trump is going to consider it as they get closer. Because if there's infighting, you think he's.
Ludwig
Genuinely going to consider putting on a mustache.
Aiden
That's what the crazy.
Doug
That's what you're genuinely the craziest thing American politics. No, I don't think he'll put on a mustache. I am keeping open the idea of a Trump third term being floated. If he wasn't old, I think he would do it, guaranteed. He might actually just be too old. He might by the end of this not have the stamina or whatever to do it. But if he was like a Spry71, I think he would do it in a heartbeat. In 28.
Aiden
Okay. That leads to my pick. Okay. It relates to the youth. So I was thinking about it. Some of the most influential politicians are ones who left their lifelong party.
Ludwig
Right.
Aiden
Think about like, if you sacrifice everything to leave your party, it shows a genuine desire for your beliefs. Right. And so you're willing to lose everything for it. RFK Jr. Lifelong Democrat. Yeah, massively a Democrat. His whole family. Right. He, he leaves the Democrats because he's frustrated. Eventually joins with Trump. They win the election. Trump himself, lifelong Democrat.
Doug
Right.
Aiden
Leaves. Has now won two parties. That's why who's best positioned to leave the Democrats who has a huge base of support is captured the hearts and minds of the youth. That's right. Joe Biden. Imagine. Okay, Fresh off the Hunter Biden interview. Everybody's got fresh empathy for him. It was humanizing. And we all love him as a dad. He's America's dad. He'll have just beaten cancer.
Doug
I've never Heard Joe Biden referred to as America's dad.
Ludwig
That's what they call.
Aiden
That's what they call.
Ludwig
We were all saying it.
Aiden
I think this is our man, Joe.
Doug
Biden, but more Republican and more old. That is what people want. That's what America's.
Aiden
He's younger. Wait, is he younger than Trump? No, he's.
Ludwig
No, he's older.
Aiden
He's like a month or something. They're both around.
Ludwig
They're both a couple years, right?
Doug
He's got a year on him or.
Aiden
A year or two. I. I just. Just so you guys are aware, he's eligible to run unlike Trump. He can go for another term, dude.
Doug
He's not eligible for, like, any regular job in the workforce, but he's eligible to run again, dude.
Ludwig
He couldn't get his forklift certification.
Doug
But he can lift his country in the Republican Party.
Aiden
This is my president, dude.
Doug
It would be. It would be funny if he ran and somehow got the nomination just to see everyone have to delete their old Joe Biden tweets.
Aiden
Yeah. Yep.
Doug
Yeah.
Aiden
What if. Okay, what if he just. What if it was just a bad cold?
Doug
Oh, he's actually like.
Aiden
He's doing great. He just had. He just needed to take some.
Ludwig
He just had a bad head cold. What if he takes, like, four years?
Aiden
All right, well, that's my pick, I think. You know, while Joe Biden is my dark horse, probably JD but do you.
Doug
Think we'd have a revolution if we got the same election again? Biden, Trump, they just flipped, dude.
Ludwig
I would.
Doug
I think. I think. Did they just flip? They ran again.
Aiden
I do.
Doug
Democrats.
Ludwig
If they did that, I stormed the Capitol. I think I literally stormed in the Capitol.
Doug
That would be the breaking point. Oh, let's do a viewer meet and greet at the capitol on the January.
Aiden
6Th inside of Pelosi's office.
Ludwig
It's just.
Doug
Come on out.
Aiden
We're gonna peacefully open the windows with a break.
Ludwig
We're just some boys, and we're proud boys and girls. Proud boys.
Doug
Boys. And we're proud. That's good. All right, Joe Biden. So Joe Biden, Trump in a mustache, and Marco Rubio. This is a dream team. A stat lineup.
Ludwig
And what a lineup right now.
Doug
Can the Democrats counter that? Let's find out. Can you bring up the polymarket for the Democrats?
Aiden
This is a more, dude. I have such a competitive field.
Doug
In fourth place, Andy Bashir, 7.4%. I don't know when he got that spike. Around early July or late July, he had a big spike. I think that's when he went to South Carolina and did like a little bit of like, Andy.
Aiden
Heads were going crazy.
Doug
Crazy. Pete Buttigieg flat at 12%, AOC at 16%. And our co host, our, our good friend and co host is the current frontrunner for the Democratic presidential nominee, Newsom.
Ludwig
I have a criticism for your co host. Every time he gets interviewed and they ask him if he's gonna run, he gives the most annoying answer possible.
Doug
What would you know about interviewing Gavin Newsom? I'm sorry, we have two experts here.
Ludwig
You know how like a coach sees a game from the sidelines.
Aiden
The thing is, when you're in his gaze, it's hard to focus. You can't think when he's.
Doug
Yeah, he does. He, he, he's obviously running. In fact, he says some line. I'm trying to remember what I know you're talking about. He says some fucking stupid line where he's like. I think he literally said, like, it.
Ludwig
Would be the greatest honor if I could serve the people. But I, you know, I'm focused on what I'm doing now. It's just humble king. He drops like two paragraphs that leave you with. Okay, so yes or no?
Doug
Yeah, it's yes. Because it would be a no.
Ludwig
Yes.
Doug
No. I think he literally said recently, he was like, I'm not considering it, but it's not off the table. Which means you are considering. Yeah, this doesn't, it doesn't mean anything. You know. So anyway, Gavin Newsom, to anyone's even untrained eye, he's very obviously angling for the presidency. He's doing a lot of out of California.
Ludwig
Well, you guys know, you guys would know.
Doug
He mentioned to me off pot. Actually, he was off pot, off party.
Ludwig
Mentioned that to you.
Doug
He was like, yeah, president.
Ludwig
Very closed book.
Doug
I will say this. Despite being close personal friends with him after that interview, I am hesitant in his ability to be a broad, America wide popular candidate. I, I get the feeling that most people look at Gavin Newsom and see nice hair, smarmy California politician.
Ludwig
Yeah.
Doug
And I don't think he can overcome that. He.
Ludwig
I think the stain of California bad is too big right now.
Doug
Yeah.
Ludwig
There is just a very pervasive idea that it, you know, without diving into the nuance of why or why not, it might not be true that California is one of the worst places in the country right now. And it's just this thing in political and popular culture and he is directly tied to it. And I don't think I've ever looked at an interview with him on YouTube, where the comments are really supportive at all. Even medium. From a California perspective. Right. There's a lot of people who are much more left leaning in California who fucking hate Gavin Newsom. And then the people on the right don't like Gavin Newsom. So it feels like a path to disaster from my perspective.
Aiden
Feels like a path to doing the exact same thing the Democrats normally do is.
Doug
Yeah. Slightly younger, but the same thing.
Ludwig
Right.
Aiden
It feels like if you're kind of like Democrat establishment, you're like, of these four, you're like, yes, Gavin Newsom. That being said, I don't know who Andy Burshaw is.
Doug
Bashir.
Aiden
Bashir. I don't know.
Ludwig
I've only heard this guy's name. I actually don't know. I can't put the name to the face right now.
Doug
I can, but I don't know much about.
Ludwig
Scroll down a little bit.
Aiden
I feel like I'm failing the podcast as the political expert.
Ludwig
Yeah, I'm. I'm actually feeling this.
Doug
He was.
Ludwig
It's crazy how you pulled up the photo and actually didn't help me at all.
Doug
He was one of the frontrunners to be Kamala's vp.
Aiden
Oh, Governor of Kentucky. Look at that.
Doug
I don't know much. He's like, he's. He's got that Republican cred. My understanding, he's like, you know, he's. He's in a red state, but he's blue.
Ludwig
Oh, is he? Is it kind of the Bill Clinton vibe where you're a little bit Southern.
Doug
Charm, a little bit of. I can be bipartisan. I don't think he has reason anyway, but he's got that going for him.
Aiden
Aiden, who's your pick?
Ludwig
My pick?
Aiden
I want to hear your pick.
Ludwig
It's surprising to not see this person in the list. I didn't see them on the list at all.
Doug
That is weird.
Ludwig
It was interesting to me because I feel like she still has so much further to fly.
Aiden
Are you. Oh, it's Nancy Pelosi. I thought you for sure were saying.
Ludwig
It is time for this chick to leave the nest.
Aiden
Nancy Pelosi. Let's just check the age old age.
Doug
Check on Nancy Pelosi.
Aiden
Currently 85, she'll be a brisk 90.
Doug
When we're brisk 90. Born in 1940.
Aiden
During World War II.
Ludwig
40. A wealth of experience to bring to the table.
Doug
Yes.
Aiden
She helped us fight Hitler.
Ludwig
Every important. She was there for Hitler and she's here for Trump. She's here. She's combated every issue of our time and you know, at a personal level, I'd let her log into my Robinhood account any day.
Doug
Dude, get her in the White House. Let her manage our fund, our national sovereign wealth fund. Just let her go hog wild.
Aiden
Incredible.
Ludwig
Get nuts. Nancy.
Doug
Nancy.
Ludwig
Imagine with her at the wheel of a sovereign wealth fund that we all get a little, little squish in. Bro, I. Dude, it's infinite money. Every.
Doug
Like, Fox News host that makes a living off of, like, ribbing whoever the Democratic nominee is, you literally have like, it's like Covid for streamers. You just made them. You just made them so much money.
Ludwig
I think that's an important thought. Think about all the job growth in the right wing media. She was elected.
Doug
He was the candidate. It would be unreal.
Ludwig
Everybody, everybody would have a job.
Doug
It would be unreal. That'd be awesome. That's a good. It's a good pick. You want me to go next?
Aiden
Yeah.
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Aiden
Not all meals are created equal.
Ludwig
For instance, breakfast has the spicy egg.
Aiden
McMuffin for a limited time, and lunch doesn't.
Doug
McDonald's breakfast first.
Aiden
But for the 2020, my pick, Democratic.
Doug
I think Democrats need someone different. They need someone with broad appeal. They need someone with a little bit of riz. And they need someone who in four years is going to have some free time. Ladies and gentlemen, LeBron James. LeBron James. NBA career is about to wrap up.
Aiden
Mine is serious, by the way. I have a bitch in Canada.
Doug
Mine's serious, too. I love LeBron James. He's my goat. He's better than Jordan. What better way to prove that? Not with another meaningless basketball stat, but by becoming the president.
Aiden
Vote himself into more championships.
Doug
Becoming the President of the United States. LeBron James, I think, is what the Democrats need. Shut up and dribble. No. Shut up and vote.
Ludwig
Wow, his VP really makes Ronnie.
Doug
I. I read appetizer.
Ludwig
This is crazy because I feel like I. So I made a full list of candidate ideas.
Doug
Yeah, okay.
Ludwig
He was on mine.
Doug
He's on your list.
Ludwig
He's also on mine.
Doug
But you know, if you go in the poly market and you scroll down enough, not even that much. LeBron's on there.
Ludwig
He's there.
Aiden
He unironically could pull. He could. He could do great.
Doug
I mean, the other one, I tell.
Ludwig
You what, he'd do better than Stephen A. Smith. People make that joke all the time.
Doug
I actually agree. Yeah. If they run head to head, I think. I'm sorry, I don't know, maybe you're on the wrong thing. But the other person on there that's not talked about, both Republicans and Democrats. The only person on both Polymargate lists is Dwayne the Rock Johnson, who is a dark horse candidate for both parties.
Ludwig
He's actually going to be at the forefront of the wig party.
Aiden
The wig revival needs to put on a wig.
Doug
He does.
Ludwig
He does.
Doug
He's going to have a big ball joke. Go.
Aiden
Let's go.
Doug
All right, Doug, who's your pick for the DNC in 2028?
Aiden
This is a real one. I really think this would be the best pick for the Democratic Party now.
Ludwig
I'm starting to doubt that it's a real. No, it is real Wall Street Journal.
Aiden
All right, What I'm trying to do is let the listeners know, look, some of us actually took this seriously, okay?
Ludwig
Are you kidding me? Wall Street Journal serious about this pick? What's not serious about this pick?
Doug
Serious about this?
Aiden
Wall Street Journal put out a poll, okay? And right now, like right now, the Democrats are the least favorable they've ever been. They, like, people dislike the Democrats more they've ever been disliked in 30 years. The Democratic Party is underwater. The Republicans are not. They don't have a favorable rating, but it's still way better than the Democrats. So you have a fundamental problem with the Democratic Party, where even like a quote I liked was the Democratic brand is so bad that they don't have the credibility to be a critic of Trump or the Republican Party. You've got to fundamentally change the image of the Democrats. That's why. Boom. Mark Cuban.
Doug
Mark Cuban.
Aiden
Okay, you might think what, that's a little weird. Okay, first off, the Democrats, they're trying to get traditional masculinity back on, right? That's their big thing. They lost men. They lost Gen Z men. They lost millennial men. He's traditional mastion, right? He's big into sports. He loves the Steelers. He's like, you know, he's your traditional kind of more manually guy on the shark tank, right?
Doug
Yeah.
Aiden
Next non establishment candidate.
Ludwig
Right?
Aiden
You. The reason Trump is so successful right now and people are so averse to somebody like Gavin Newsom, they're sick of the the institutional kind of rot of the political party. You can see it in this, right? He comes from outside. He's not like a hardcore Democrat. He considers himself independent. Right. He's really popular. The independents, okay, again, they, Everybody hates the Democrats. If he comes in and he says, I'm a billionaire businessman like Trump did, I can handle the economy. One of the things in this Wall Street Journal article is they say that even though people don't like Trump's tariffs, they don't like the way he's handling the economy. They still trust the Republicans to handle the economy more than Democrats. So there's a perception, even with how much they dislike Trump, the country broadly thinks Republicans will handle finances and business and economy better. You counteract that with Mark Cuban. You say, look, this is a billionaire businessman, is somebody you've seen on TV all this time. He's got that big brand. He's well known, just like Trump. He's got that big. He's got, you know, he had the Mavericks. Not only did he own the Mavericks, and everybody loves him for that because he won the championship with his NBA team because of that, he could win Texas for the Democrats. Think about that. Unironically smart.
Doug
I think before they lost Texas, I.
Ludwig
Would not have traded Luka.
Aiden
That's what he says. He says stuff like that. Everybody loved him. Okay? Check out this story. He's good at pr. He's like brash in a likable way. In a nationally publicized incident in 2002, he criticized the NBA league's manager of officials, Ed T. Rush, saying he wouldn't be able to manage a Dairy Queen. Dairy Queen's management took offense to Cuban's comments and invited him to manage a Dairy Queen restaurant for a day. Mark Cuban accepted the invitation. Worked at a day. Worked for a day at a Dairy Queen. Anne, Texas, where fans lined up to get a blizzard from the owner of the Mavericks. It's exactly how Trump.
Doug
This is like reverse Trump playbook. He has a show like the Apprentice, but his Shark Tank. Yes, he's a billionaire, okay? He's doing the brash stuff.
Aiden
He actually wants to run. He, he, he commissioned polls in 2020 that showed he would get 25% of the vote. The only reason he didn't is because his family vetoed it. That's what he said. And so if his family, this would be eight years past that point is like, hey, Mark, you're good to go. Now we, we're off in college or whatever. He gets to go do it. He's not too old he's 66, but by the time he's running, when he's 69, that's young enough to get the boomers on board, but not so old that he'll die. That's, that's super young. He supports transparency in healthcare through cost based drugs. Fiscally conservative. He's pro crypto. I don't like crypto, but a lot of young men like crypto. Again, if your thing is you're hemorrhaging young men, this is the man to take you back. This guy will bring all the men into one tent, one big sweaty blue tent together.
Ludwig
They're going to sweaty.
Aiden
I genuinely think this is such a smart pick.
Ludwig
Tell me I'm wrong, Doug, you might be wrong. What?
Aiden
That's such a smart pick.
Ludwig
Sorry.
Aiden
And I say this as a political expert on this show.
Ludwig
Give me. I'll pose a question. Do you think this is a smart pick to win or do you think this is a smart pick for the United States?
Aiden
Both.
Ludwig
Because, you know, we could, we could argue, say that there's no maybe. We completely transform the election process. Right. And we want somebody in power who's gonna do the best job possible in terms of the actual like day to day decisions and direction we're pushing in. I feel like it's probably some quiet guy or woman who doesn't want to run. That's what I'm saying. So that's what I'm saying. You just see this as a path to winning more, but. Or do you think the answer is no?
Aiden
I think even of the people who have a realistic path to winning, he then would govern. So there's like, I actually looked into his policies to get curious about this. He's like fiscally conservative, but he wants to increase taxes on wealthy and big corporations while minimizing them on small families, small businesses. Yeah, like big focus on small business. But he still obviously has enough experience to get big business, big tech on board because he's been involved with that in health care. That's like a big thing he's pushed for. If you've heard of Cost plus Drugs, this company he runs, that's all about transparency and health care. So he has like concrete ideas and a track record to help fix the health care system, make it more affordable, make like super poor people be able to actually like get stuff even if they're uninsured. So I think he actually has legitimate, likable, well, reasonable policies that are broadly appealing to both bases. Yes.
Ludwig
Okay. The, the two directions that I was pulled in here are one an immediate revulsion to the idea that another TV personality billionaire is going to be the next President of the United States. Yeah, I feel like that is something that we need to get away from. It feels like a movement in the direction of idiocracy. Like Linda McMahon being the head of the Department of Education. What are we doing here? You know, but. But pulling back a bit and thinking about stuff that I've heard Mark Cuban say or Mark, her, Mark Cuban advocate for. I'm not sure how appealing a billionaire is going to be, even at the surface level to a huge portion of the left in this country, or at least the Democrats in this country. But I feel like. I feel like everything I've seen him say publicly about things like taxes, health care, and like, social direction of the country all feel pretty progressive. And this is, you know, I'm open to hearing quotes of how maybe he says we should, you know, billionaires should pay lower taxes. And I didn't see that. No, he explicitly says raise taxes on me. Like taxes on the wealthy should pay for a bunch of social services that we do not have in the United States. All of these things that I think are personally important. I think those. And he seems to stand behind that. So I guess my open question to people listening is, besides the fact that he just is a billionaire, straight up, how many things has he said publicly that don't seem like they would be moving us in a better direction? I don't actually think this is a great pick, but I do think that there is an interesting, like, getting past my first, like, 5, 10 second reaction. There's something interesting here.
Doug
Yeah, I mean, what I'll say is, you know, we're scrolling this list of options. This is, this is all. It's a bad group. I'm saying in terms of, like, I guess what I'll say is for almost all the elections of my lifetime, since I've been able to vote, most people have felt like we've had two bad choices or they felt pretty bad. So of this low bar, I actually think Mark Cuban's fine. Like, I think he. He can hang with everybody that he could. You know, him and Biden. I don't feel like, oh, I'm so leaning for Biden or Kamala. I'm so leaning for Kamala. Like, he's. He. I would pick him over either of those two.
Ludwig
Actually, there's. There's a big problem that I see that you alluded to at the beginning. And the next two people below Gavin Newsom were AOC and Pete Buttigieg. And I think the problem right now, because the approval is so low, and this applied to Gavin, but applies to everybody else, is anybody that is tied to the Democratic Party in the past, you know, five to 10 years feels like they have to overcome a massive hurdle in order to get accepted into the position. Like, I think AOC and Buttigieg might be decent options functionally, but my faith in their ability to win is actually rather low because of their association to the party at large. The only person I can even think of that has a commanding place in, let's say, left wing politics in the United States that I think could overcome this is Bernie. And the reason I say that is because there is a strong narrative even among Republicans that the Democrats fucked him the first time.
Doug
Yeah, he's got an outsider.
Ludwig
He's also an independent outside of that. So I don't think he's the guy either because he's just too old and it's too late for his window. But other than Bernie, all of the people that have had all this Democratic politician facetime in the last few years, it feels insurmountable for them to become the candidate that everybody likes. And that's the, that's why it feels like this. Weirdly, Mark Cuban feels more reasonable in that he's, he's fresh and new.
Aiden
I think you have to go in two directions. Either farther to left to somebody like aoc, or I guess like more center, but with an outsider. And that's what Cuban would represent. And so, I mean, I have to go one of those two. You can't.
Ludwig
I, if I wanted to win, I would campaign, whether I'm Mark or whoever, I would definitely take a piece out of Trump's playbook and campaign on a populist message. I think right now you have to take a hard left populist message to win in some way. Whether or not all of the messaging that goes along with that is 100% the solution to every problem. But I think that the, the path to winning has something to do with Trump took populism in a bad time and won with it. And the other side needs to do the same. And I don't think the Democrats, no matter who it is at the moment, really represent a, the everyday man.
Doug
I mean, there's two routes this goes, and depending on that is how you have to pick your candidate. So there's the first route, which is that things mostly hold up okay over the next three years, and the Democrats need to pick somebody who's a little safer, who can pull over some center. Right. Republicans.
Aiden
Yeah.
Doug
There's another route where things get so bad over the next three years, Democrats are almost guaranteed to win. And in that case, you want to be a candidate who's a little more, I don't know, exciting or progressive or different because this is your chance to make. You can get real change.
Ludwig
You can make really big changes because.
Doug
You'Re almost guaranteed to win because the economy or job or whatever so bad that you're just going to win by default. Which is kind of, to be honest, what Trump sort of had this last election, which is that people were so mad about inflation, he was kind of running with a, with a, a huge wind at his back. There's a real chance that happens again. And so there's a chance you could waste this opportunity by picking someone super safe or there's a chance where it's a close election. You need to pick somebody who's like, more broadly appealing. I don't know what's going to be. I don't know.
Ludwig
I have no idea. We're three years.
Doug
It could be an AOC or it could be a Mark Cuban. I really don't know.
Ludwig
To me, I. We preface, this conversation is more for fun than anything. Right. Because so much can change between political expert. Fair enough. Fair enough. Political expert Doug.
Doug
I mean, think about what's happened in the last three years. It's insane.
Ludwig
Yeah, yeah.
Doug
So, yeah, a lot will change if you have your own suggestions or picks.
Aiden
What I'll say is like, I feel there's a pretty strong chance that we get a mark Cuban or LeBron type figure. Not to this degree necessarily, but somebody who's kind of like a popular brand. Because I feel I don't see us moving away from that.
Doug
Mr. Beast.
Aiden
Mr. Beast, dude.
Doug
Mr. Beast.
Aiden
I'm not saying I like that, but it feels like it'd be hard to move away from that after that's dominated the conversation for 12 years. And you've seen how utterly, ruthlessly efficient Trump has been with like utilizing that last.
Doug
To leave the White House gets a million dollars. That would be a banger video.
Ludwig
Do you want to hear my other.
Doug
Oh, yeah. And also not chat. Sorry. Viewers, please leave your comments on who you think might be a great dark horse candidate who thinks going to win.
Aiden
I want to read them.
Doug
I'm excited. It's interesting.
Ludwig
Well, I think it's tough to say, you know, what party some of these guys would run for because it's just challenging. So I've just kind of put a party on them. Like I've taken a guess as to like who would be the best. So for the Republican Party I have Jeff Teague.
Doug
Jeff Teague? Yeah, yeah, the basketball podcaster.
Ludwig
Jeff Teague, the basketball podcaster.
Doug
You think he would run for Republicans?
Ludwig
Yeah, probably Republicans.
Aiden
Is he a billionaire? Otherwise I'm not interested.
Ludwig
Okay, not a billionaire. Cross him off the list.
Doug
Didn't quite make it.
Ludwig
I have the corpse of Lee Kuan Yew. Feels like it could go in either direction.
Aiden
God willing.
Doug
God willing, I'd vote for it.
Ludwig
So this is actually this guy's his own party. He'd be bringing something else to the table. It's Xi Jinping.
Doug
Xi Jinping. Xi Jinping, I think.
Aiden
Are you imagining that he, that he sort of does a flip like Biden might do for the Republicans or that.
Ludwig
I think it's more like he just continues running for the CCP but in the United States and then he just sees how the, how the cards fall. You know, I have Elizabeth Warren. What happened to her?
Aiden
Would China become the 51st state or would we become a new province of China?
Ludwig
Probably a province. In that case, it doesn't really seem like it would go the other way around. Get a lot of like, that's, that's. And then my last pick, forgive me here. Gerbin Goolie Burton, Moo Hamado Bourbon. This is the guy who used to be the president of Turkmenistan. And there's that video of him riding a horse in a pre planned race that he got to win every year. And then he, on the final stretch of the horse race, face plants into the ground in front of everyone and is knocked out cold. And then they pick him up off the track. Delete all the video of the event. 30 minutes in silence. The arena sits and then he walks back out. And then they just carry on as if he won and they award him a medal. And then they had all of the journalists delete the footage off their phone.
Aiden
That makes me think, I think a good candidate would be Kony 2012.
Ludwig
Is that guy. Is Cony alive? Happened to that guy?
Doug
2028. I mean, you said the, the corpse of Lee Kwan Hughes.
Ludwig
Oh yeah, that's true.
Doug
That's a prereq.
Ludwig
I actually, I didn't set that prereq. You're right. You're right. And then I had a. I had Mitch McConnell, but he.
Aiden
You know what.
Doug
Dude? This makes me think how we have a country of 300 million and we just. I think we just pick like the worst people. That's pretty bad. You know, there's got to be just some regular person who's like proud to be an American, works hard.
Aiden
There's probably so many people who are like ultra competent.
Doug
Yeah, they would be great.
Aiden
They'd be great.
Doug
They would do a really good job.
Aiden
Not psychopaths. And they're not willing to try to be the president.
Doug
Have to be like built for TV in the media environment and social media and debates and what if it was.
Aiden
Like the mass singer like we don't. You can't see them and you can't hear them.
Doug
The masked president.
Aiden
Yeah, but you just like Jinping reveals.
Doug
He got us submit like like a college.
Aiden
An anonymous college essay and then our college admissions program decide who had the best one.
Doug
That person 300 million chat gbt y present.
Ludwig
Yeah, I like this. I like this. Well, you know, we can talk about campaign reform another time. But one of the big changes I would advocate for is corpses should be allowed.
Doug
Yeah, I think weakened at Bernie style.
Ludwig
This is the video.
Doug
Let me see.
Ludwig
Dude, this shit is crazy. Dude.
Aiden
Wait, so we do have the video.
Ludwig
So somebody smoked. So how it worked was all of the journalists and visitors that were there at the time got stopped and searched for their like SD cards and cameras. Right. But some people managed to sneak out footage in their, like in their bags or pockets or whatever. Yeah, like not everybody got stopped.
Aiden
Okay.
Ludwig
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Ludwig
He just face plants and he doesn't move. This is the president of, like a dictator president of this country. Right. They. They take him off, they make sure he's okay. Nobody is sure what to do for 30 minutes, and then he just comes back out and they just, all. The whole of society pretends that he won.
Doug
That's so beast. That's so beast.
Aiden
And that's the type of thing that gets, you know, Gen Z men back to the party.
Doug
Yeah. That he could win for sure. Yeah. He's a great horse racer is what I've heard.
Aiden
Yeah.
Ludwig
Yeah. Turkmenistan men get emotional about horses. You see that Nicola Yoga clip?
Aiden
That's true. That's our ticket.
Ludwig
Back to that.
Doug
All right, well, that's our political analysis for 2028. We pretty much solved it. Flash forward in three years and see how correct we were. When it's Joe Biden for the Republicans running against LeBron James, the Democrats.
Ludwig
When it's. When it's my girl, you're going to be fucking.
Doug
The one thing we didn't mention, and this is worth mentioning, is by 2028, there could actually be an America Party.
Aiden
Oh, yeah.
Doug
By Elon Musk. I mean, he's. He's making moves to set that up. He cannot run himself, though. Trump can't do a third term. Things can be crazy, but he can't run himself. But his stated goal is to try and win at least one Senate seat so he can be the deciding vote for things and possibly run a political presidential candidate for the America Party. I don't know who he'd run.
Ludwig
So Elon Musk can be the deciding vote for things that.
Doug
Well, that's his party. Yeah.
Ludwig
Yeah.
Doug
I think he's going to run Big Balls or turd or something like some.
Ludwig
He has so many people in the.
Doug
Arsenal who could run for president, which would be, you know, worth mentioning, insane. Because if he did do that, that would reasonably split the Republican vote. Like pretty. Yeah, significantly.
Aiden
Are Twitter bots allowed to vote?
Doug
We're screwed.
Aiden
So tell us about trade. What's going on? And I quote, a huge W from Donald Trump. I won't say person on the podcast said that exactly. Could have been anyone.
Doug
It wasn't just his new mustache. I want to talk about Trump and bullying and trade. I've been pretty negative on his trade policy on this podcast thus far in that I thought it's been pretty effective. Pretty lackluster.
Ludwig
But his general stance is pretty ineffective.
Doug
Sorry, pretty ineffective. That's correct. Yeah, pretty ineffective. Pretty lackluster and pretty damaging to America's trade partnerships and prestige. And etc. And the dollar, however, the core philosophy of it, which is like America has the consumers of the world, we spend a lot of fucking money. You want to shop here, you got to pay my fee. This kind of like mafia style bullying that he's been doing has been mostly ineffective thus far, I want to say. With yesterday's announcement of the EU trade deal, I think he got his first in his mind Dub. And I do want to say like it is, the deal is so stacked in America's favor and so bad for Europe that it is impossible not to mention that his system in that way worked for this one in that they are now paying across the board. Now, I mean we have an across the board 50% tariff on all goods from Europe and they have no, and they have no tariff on us. Now normally the problem with the trade war is you put tariffs on them, they put tariffs back on you, it escalates, it becomes this big problem. Everyone gets poorer, but they have agreed to do nothing. They just bend over and take it. And they're going to buy more natural gas, they're going to invest money in America. This last part is pretty nebulous. Everyone says this and it usually doesn't happen, but there's a 15 tariff on basically all European goods going in America.
Ludwig
And sorry, 15 or 15.
Doug
15%.
Ludwig
Okay, that's, but on all good. You said 50 the first time and I was like that's a lot.
Doug
That'd be insane now. 15. But, but none on American goods to Europe. And so, you know, I looked into this and this is pretty widely agreed European sources, American sources to be a very, very one sided deal. And it's interesting to think about that because Europe as a whole is economically about the same as America. Like they're, they're roughly the same in terms of GDP, output. You know, it'd be like the China bloc, the EU bloc and America bloc are roughly equally economic powerful. However, political power is, is much more difficult to find in Europe because they are, they're fragmented. This was a, this is a negotiation by committee and they kind of got picked apart is basically the idea that I'm seeing in that Trump went in very forcefully and kind of scarily and they couldn't react fast enough. Now Canada and China both reacted very forcefully. China responded immediately with counterterroriffs, they banned rare earth metals. They did a lot of things to like muscle their way back in the conversation. Same with Canada which did like American good boycotts and tariffs of their own. Europe was not able to move Quickly. And they were very divided internally on how to respond, how forcefully. There's a block of like France and Spain that were like, we need to respond incredibly forcefully. We need to do huge tariffs on America. And there's a block of like Germany and Italy that were like, if we get into a trade war, it's really scary for us. We have a lot of manufacturing exports. If they stop buying German cars or whatever, it's going to be terrible for our economy. And because of that, they ended up in a place where they took the easy out that was the less bad option that, you know, they took the 15 rather than maybe getting a 40 or 50 and getting into a trade war. So in this case, the bullying, at least in the short term, kind of worked in America's favor. And I want to, like, bring. I want to just be. It's a narrative violation a bit to what I've been talking about. But it's worth mentioning. That being said, you know, the. The social ties, the political ties have deeply frayed. Like, we're really making Europe an enemy or like at least a. A sovereign bloc that is not tied in with America, but on trade, this deal is pretty bad for them. I don't know if you guys have any thoughts or anything want to ask or.
Ludwig
I have questions. Yeah, I'm wondering. So as it stands now, yeah. You know, in the short term, seems not that good for Europe. Yeah, good for the United States. Right. Longer term, what are the consequences to us that you might have been reading about? And also longer term, what are the ways that Europe can make up for the shortfalls of this agreement? Like what you've talked about in the past, that decisions that the US Is making and the aggression that the US Is using towards Europe pushes them in potentially other directions in terms of who they work with more closely. Like, you know, whether it be China or they're more like interlocked in.
Doug
Let me jump on that real quick, because that is the big thing. I think that's what I might have gotten wrong in my earlier analysis, which is basically that my first take on this, which is that China's this rising power and this is going to push a lot of people into China's arms. What has actually happened in practice is that Europe has found itself between a rock and a hard place because they have a massive trade surplus with America. They make a lot of cars and goods and pharmaceuticals and they sell it to America, but they have a massive trade deficit with China, so they can't, they can't run to China's arms because China is already dumping products on them they can't sell. China's not buying enough European goods. So you know, if they're like, all right, fuck America, we'll go to China. They just, they just, their manufacturing still is lost because China's outcompeting them.
Ludwig
They're getting out competed by the companies in China that are dominating the Chinese market already.
Doug
Like, I wish I had a graph for you, but it's, it's, you know, with America is this massive surplus for, for Europe and they need that. That's their cut. That's a lot of their jobs are making things to sell in America. They don't have a lot of jobs making things to sell in China. And so it's harder for them. In fact, they, they had a meeting with Xi Jinping and the Chinese delegation like four days ago where Xi Jinping said, I'm urging you to make the right choice, Wink in this upcoming trade. But like they were calling him out because the deficit between Europe and China.
Ludwig
Has gotten so big that they were calling him out. Europe was calling China.
Doug
Von der Leyen, who did the EU negotiations with America was calling China out and basically saying, the deficit between Europe and Europe and China has gotten so big that we have to fix this gap. We can't.
Ludwig
The, the negotiation, they're saying, China, if you want to get what you want and for us to forge deeper ties, you need to do things that help us compete better in the Chinese.
Doug
You have to buy more European stuff. Yeah, like if we're going to buy a ton of Chinese stuff, you have to buy a bunch of European stuff. Because right now it's very one sided. Right now China wants to manufacture for everyone in the world. And basically no one else has manufacturing jobs. They make it all. You buy from them, you get cheap goods, but you lose the jobs you had manufacturing. Europe does not want to do that.
Aiden
But this is, this is the argument that I heard from Scott Bessant, who's the treasury secretary, who's one of the, who's basically the guy in the administration, Trump administration, who's leading this. And I remember listening to him when all this tariff stuff started. And his argument was it's a bad idea for any country in the world to, you know, threaten us because we buy everybody's stuff. We have the power here. Right, Like China. This is the argument from him. Like, China needs us because their economy right now is just based on manufacturing things and selling it. And we as America are the biggest buyer. And so we need them more than they need us. And it sounds like that's kind of what's going on with Europe as well, or at least that's the argument in terms of being able to bully them into something.
Doug
I would say with China, it didn't work out the way thought in that China, first of all, I think was more ready for it. So they are still manufacturing for everyone outside of America and they have found many, many ways to send it to Mexico or Vietnam or Cambodia and it gets around it. So it hasn't really impacted them in the same way Europe blinked is, is how I've read from, from European and American sources. They just, they were too scared of this escalating and in the short term having like empty factories in Germany and like just they don't have that system set up. They're built for free trade with the United States and they thought 15% tariff won't change the price enough that everyone switches to non European goods. By the way, I do want to say very clearly the data is now out like who is paying the tariffs? It is still American consumers. Like 80% of the tariff is paid by American consumers paying higher prices. So it's not like it's a great thing for us. We're raising more money from tariffs, but it's not, it's just, it's just less bad than it is for them.
Ludwig
So, yeah. I was going to ask the. When you look at this from an American perspective.
Doug
Yeah.
Ludwig
Is the main downside or the only downside that we have to pay more or we have to pay more for European goods? Yes, but that's it.
Doug
That's the downside. Yeah.
Aiden
And what, what is the win from Trump's camp's perspective?
Doug
Tons of money raised from tariff revenue.
Aiden
That is from Americans.
Doug
Yeah. Americans paying more. It's like a VAT tax. And then over time, the idea is that that extra tax is going to make European manufacturers less competitive to Americans and we'll get some of that business. Yeah.
Ludwig
Can I maybe a cascading bit of logic here and jump in to correct me if I'm, if I'm wrong. My understanding, goods from Europe are usually finished, higher end products rather than things that are used to build or produce things. Right. Like a lot of what we get from China or Canada might be timber or oil or minerals. Right. Things that go into the base manufacturing of something else in the United States that you go on to make a house out of the timber, for example. But from Europe you're buying more finished goods or higher end goods like luxury.
Doug
Goods, wine, pharmaceuticals, Cars. Yeah, those are like, they're big.
Ludwig
So even though the prices are going up on those things, the impact to American businesses might also be lower because their end consumer products that are. Do you see what I mean? They don't influence the cost of a bunch of things after the fact. Whereas. Or do you not think that's.
Doug
I see what you're saying, but you know, I think economic theory would say that over time, like an American wine producer is going to have an advantage long term over the European one if they have to pay 15%. If there's a 15 tariff that makes them more expensive. That should eventually happen. What Europe is gambling on is that 15 is not big enough to change anyone's buying habits. Yeah, like they'll just take this smaller tariff. It kind of sucks. Their, their, their prices are gonna be more expensive. But the structure of global trade won't. Trade will change. They still have their leadership in the industries they have in pharmaceuticals and all that. That's their idea. We don't know exactly how it's going to play out again. So far outside of this deal, it hasn't really worked out on the Trump side for what they've said is going to happen. Like again. One thing I really want to mention is that China and the rare earth metals thing was the ultimate knockout punch like that. That turned out to be a really strong negotiating position because they own again almost the entire supply chain on rare earth metals. They. Until your company comes up. But, but for now, when they did that, Trump had to back down and change some things and soften because that cut off so much of American businesses that use rare earth metals to build things. And it all goes through China. Like once they cut that off, it was a. They had the balls in the vice. I heard someone describe it as.
Ludwig
So that's what I mean is that there's nothing. Is there nothing like that that is being imported from Europe that has equal stake in, in terms of security or economic value to underlying economic value to American businesses. Is that part of the reason why this decision can get made?
Doug
No, I think the thing that Europe had in its quiver they could have used was that trade between America and Europe is actually more balanced than Trump says it is. But it's. They buy services, they do a lot of digital services. Basically our big tech dominates Europe and so a lot of money from there flows us. But does it count as a goods trade? So that's why we have a deficit. They have rules they created after Trump won for this situation where they can really crack down on American big Tech. And they thought about using them and France was saying to use them. They decided not to because they didn't want to escalate this trade war.
Ludwig
Is that the out the employment of that would be something like I have a salesforce contract with a company in France and they can add a tax to that contract.
Doug
Yeah, something like that. Or, or you know, they could put a tax on Google Adsense or on. They could antitrust regulate Meta and Instagram or they could really make big tech's life hell in Europe. And if they did that, the threat would be that is going to, you know, that's the seven stocks holding up America. If we really hammer big tech, it's going to fuck your stock market. And so they, they considered it. It was a serious thing. But they got afraid. They blinked. And whether it's the right call or not remains to be seen. Some people say this was the smart choice. Tariffs are paid by Americans. They can deal with the problem. We'll hold steady and get American goods for cheaper. We don't. I'm just saying, like this is the first time someone's got truly bullied with no response. And, and they're saying that not just us, Like European diplomats are saying we got rolled over, we got steamrolled. France is saying this is submission. We're agreeing to submission right now. Like, you know, there's, this is what's happening. And so I don't know what it'll mean going forward. It's definitely a fraying of the relationship. But if this deal is signed and holds, you know, it's, it's a win for America on trade versus Europe.
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Ludwig
This could be tough because I do love making fun of Europeans.
Aiden
Let's cap this out with a quick test, see if this whole thing that Trump's doing worked.
Doug
Okay.
Aiden
Aiden, will you finally start manufacturing Ludwig's merchandise here in America?
Ludwig
No, no, it wasn't really getting made.
Doug
You weren't making it in France.
Ludwig
It was only getting made in Europe. Sometimes some, some things sometimes get made in Portugal.
Doug
Yeah.
Ludwig
So it might change that a little bit, but it's not going to move it to America.
Aiden
You're going to finally open up a factory. Do you hate America?
Doug
I mean, you're the one going to Sweden, bro.
Aiden
All right, well, speaking of tech giants, I have some fun little information about opening Microsoft. So I think there's an interesting dynamic that a lot of people aren't really aware of, which is the biggest AI company, OpenAI and Microsoft, the biggest company in the world, have a very strange relationship that is maybe about to implode. So the context here is that OpenAI is, in theory, rumors going to release GPT5 in a couple of weeks.
Doug
They've been saying that.
Aiden
They've been saying that for a while. So that's the most recent rumors. It hasn't been fully confirmed, but in theory they're going to drop the big new model, GPT5. Right now we're on GBT4.5. Arguably there's all these different fractional things. To the average person who isn't super into the AI stuff, you probably don't give a shit, right? GPT5 coming out doesn't really affect your life. ChatGPT will be like a little bit smarter in these ways.
Doug
Well, it's worth saying I'm putting a link here for, for Perry, if you could pull this up. But Sam Altman, he does this every time, but he has been on a little bit of a press tour saying that he is scared of GPT5. It's so good, it's scary.
Aiden
Yeah, this might, this leads into it.
Doug
Okay. Okay, perfect.
Ludwig
Okay.
Aiden
So why would you give a shit if GPT5 is a little bit better, right? You're probably, most people probably are like, okay, there's, there's a hundred new models every month. Who cares? Okay, well, there's a very interesting thing between OpenAI and Microsoft. OpenAI started again. They make ChatGPT 10 years ago, 2015. Before the Internet craze or for the Internet. For the Internet. Before The Internet craze back then, it's just a scrappy little group of AI researchers. They're like, we want to try to make like crazy AI stuff. They even got investment from Elon Musk and they called it OpenAI because they were going to be open about it. And it's a nonprofit. They're like, we're not trying to make money.
Ludwig
And they 1v1's Dendi and Dota, which.
Doug
Oh, they were the Dota guys. Yeah, they did the Dota stuff.
Ludwig
Yeah.
Aiden
So early on they made a Dota bot, basically using these AI, you know, concepts and training. And that was like a cool little test thing that they did.
Doug
The simpler time.
Ludwig
Yeah, I was there in person for that.
Doug
Really?
Aiden
Really?
Doug
That's sick.
Ludwig
Damn.
Aiden
So for a couple years, you could have stopped this.
Doug
Yeah, you could have stopped the Terminator, bro.
Aiden
So this is, if you guys remember 10 years ago or eight years ago, this is how most people thought of AI. It's like, oh, that's funny, somebody made a chess AI or whatever, right? But they start getting smarter and smarter. In 2018, this big paper comes out on transformers. The AI craze as we currently know it with, with large language models kicks off and they start developing this GPT models in earnest and start to really get some traction. Most people don't know about it yet, but in 2019 they are like, okay, we're starting to, we're starting to actually get something here. And they go to Microsoft and they say, look, we need to raise a lot of money. The problem is they're still a nonprofit, so they can't really do that. And so they then split from not just a nonprofit, it's a nonprofit who owns a for profit company. And the for profit company is able to raise investment dollars for Microsoft at like capped return. So it's like, hey, Microsoft, you won't make a ton of money if you invest with us, but you can actually make some. And in return, Microsoft gives them a billion dollars. That doesn't sound that crazy. Cause we talk about big numbers all the time. It's a crazy amount of money for any company, particularly a small research lab. And the thinking was they were going, look, we thought this would be this cute little nonprofit thing at the beginning, but it is now becoming clear that these models need a crazy amount of computation power. We need a ton of money to throw out the problem. We're going to start feeding all the data on the Internet into it, et cetera, et cetera. So Microsoft agrees, but there's some weirdness Here, because Microsoft needs to put a ton of money into a very early company with this like moonshot idea. Nobody knows is real. So a couple things go back and forth. Microsoft will get a profit return, right? So that's pretty standard. They also get access to the IP. So if OpenAI develops any AI, Microsoft gets it. Microsoft is the only company still to this day this is continued since that has access to the actual like mechanics of what OpenAI and ChatGPT does. Nobody else can do that. They also get to run their products like ChatGPT on their own servers. So you can go to ChatGPT and buy stuff there, but you can also go buy the same services on Microsoft. Yes.
Ludwig
Remember when we talked about open source models versus closed source models and we were talking about Deep seq, so they basically have the access that everyone has to something like Deep sea, but for ChatGPT, and they're the only people that have.
Aiden
Yes. So OpenAI has been developing this thing and Microsoft's the only one who gets access to it. Every time, every few months when OpenAI releases some crazy new thing, Microsoft has access to it and they get to incorporate it into all of their products. So Microsoft makes this big gamble. They're like, we are going to put more money in. We're going to put all this money into OpenAI. It's still early put a billion. But with this gamble that if this goes really well, we have access to your stuff behind the scenes, we're going to grow our businesses together. And that's a kind of big risk for a big tech company rather than doing it in house. And this all sounds, you know, pretty decent, except they add something called the clause. And this is where it gets really weird. Okay, so OpenAI convinces Microsoft to put a clause in the contract that says if we OpenAI create artificial general intelligence, we create an AI that's like as intelligent as a person. The contract is null and void. You no longer get access to any of our stuff. It's only ours. Now. That is an insane thing for an investor. If you are a company offering a billion dollars and they're like, hey, we're partners. You get access to everything up until we make something that's really awesome, then we take it away and you get nothing. That's fucking crazy. And this is in the contract that they've had. This is called the clause. Now you might wonder, what does that mean? That's the point. Nobody knows what that means. AGI doesn't mean anything. It means artificial general intelligence. And every single tech company has A different idea of what that actually means.
Ludwig
It's like if, it's like if Microsoft was edging and they want to get, they can only they can edge closer and closer and closer. Yeah, but if it, if they get over the hump, Chat GPT gets over the hump, it's game over.
Doug
It's not like that.
Ludwig
So, but, but getting over the hump is not well defined.
Aiden
Right? Right.
Ludwig
I'm putting a lot of legwork in for mine.
Aiden
So far they have not climaxed and we don't know if or when they will.
Ludwig
Thank you. So, okay.
Aiden
You might have heard people talk about artificial general intelligence. The funny thing about it is everybody has their own definition. For some people it means you've created a God being that's as smart as humans. For some people it's like, well, they're just better at, than a PhD student. For some people it's, it provides a certain amount of economic value. Maybe it's like you run certain businesses. Maybe it's like can replace a human at any job. Maybe it's only at math jobs. Maybe it's only at manufacturing jobs. Everybody has a different definition. And the problem with everybody having a different definition is that two of the biggest tech companies have a contract that says one of them gets to bail and take everything if they achieve AGI, which neither of them defined. So that contract and that clause has existed since then. Both companies have continued to grow massively. OpenAI is becoming bigger and bigger. ChatGPT is now the biggest AI product in the world. It's arguably one of the most influential things in the world. They are the big dominant AI company and Microsoft is their partner. They've invested like 14 billion at this point, they're 49% stakeholder. And at any point, if OpenAI comes out and says, we did it, we made the super smart AI, we did it, they get to cut the contract and run. That's crazy. And so Microsoft is very concerned that they're going to come out and do this. And in fact, both CEOs are saying different things in the press tour. Satya Nadella, the CEO of Microsoft, says, oh, there's a great quote. He's like us claiming some AGI milestone. That's just nonsensical benchmark hacking. So he's trying to say, look, AGI is, that's just a concept. Meanwhile, Sam Altman is like, yeah, we think we're getting close. It's within the next couple years. And internally there was a memo leaked at OpenAI where they defined clearly what it is. And it basically means an AI can manage an organization which is not like that far off. So they're both trying to pin the target so they can bail from the. It's crazy.
Ludwig
They can manage the vending machine.
Aiden
So they can manage the vending machine. And that's what. And so, and to get this even crazier and then we'll, we'll cap it off. Right now OpenAI is having a problem because when they spun it into a for profit company that was still limited. They're now trying to turn it into a full for profit public benefit corporation. They're trying to turn into a corporation so they can give their employees stock so they can raise more money from things like SoftBank. They think this is vital to them being able to survive. Microsoft can block them from doing that. So OpenAI wants to turn into a for profit company so they can expand even more. Microsoft can stop them and is saying, you can't do that. We're not going to give you approval until you get this fucking clause out of our contract that says you guys can run and bail. All of this might, might climax. We might finish edging in the next month when they release GPT5, which as you said, Sam Altman is going around being like, it scares me. I couldn't believe I felt useless as a human. He's saying things like this publicly because Microsoft is like, oh shit, are they going to drop in quotes AGI yeah.
Doug
There's two things I want to say about this. I have two links for you. Number one is. No, the two I just added. Number one is Sam Altman video. If you could play the one at the bottom. This is Sam Altman. He's a, he's a sharp character. He knows what he's doing. He is, he's, he's, he's been in this plan for a while.
Ludwig
The press tour being like, I'm scared of this. Like, it's, it's crazy. And then the other guy being like, it's actually dog shit. It's actually not even that good.
Aiden
Are you talking about?
Doug
This is a iconic thing of Sam Altman being grilled by Congress where they ask him, do you have any shares in this thing? Like, are you doing this for money? And then ask him, okay.
Ludwig
You make a lot of money, do you? I make no.
Aiden
I paid enough for health insurance. I have no equity in OpenAI.
Ludwig
Really? That's interesting. You need a lawyer.
Aiden
I need a what?
Ludwig
You need a lawyer or an agent?
Aiden
I, I'm doing this because I love it.
Doug
Yeah. So that was a really nice thing to say. He didn't have any equity in the non profit form of OpenAI. However, he's about to have a ton of equity in the for profit spin off that they're making to actually manage the whole thing and it's going to become a massively successful billionaire after. After this all is doing so. I thought that was a little bit funny thing. Secondly is this article that just came out eight hours ago. Microsoft in talks to maintain access to OpenAI's Tech Beyond AGI milestones.
Aiden
Oh, damn.
Doug
Okay, this is exactly what you're talking about. They are in deep negotiations right now and as you've said, Satya Nadella is very focused on getting this clause the fuck out. Because having this key man risk where someone says we have AGI and you lose your $300 billion valuation investment is.
Aiden
I mean it's not.
Doug
It would take Microsoft stock. It would be.
Aiden
It's not just that like all the AI companies, our entire stock market as a country is based off of big tech jerking each other off about how AI is going to make everybody trillions of dollars.
Doug
That like, that's the aging metaphor.
Aiden
Yes, that's what's going on. Microsoft is at the head of that, I believe, still they're the most valuable company in the world. Right?
Doug
No, Nvidia, they got.
Ludwig
Oh, right.
Aiden
Okay, they got. But anyway. But they're, they're a. Right. And they briefly were number two.
Doug
Again, Microsoft's the goon commander, I've been saying.
Aiden
And, and yeah, their valuation is like the other companies, largely propped up by the AI concept of them saying we're going to put AI into all of our products and everything's going to get way bigger. I don't really think that's necessarily going to happen. But if they suddenly lost access to the company that is supplying the AI models that is propping up this entire concept, this entire pitch, they're going to tank. This is a huge deal for Microsoft.
Doug
Yeah. It's just funny that OpenAI went from like this is a pure nonprofit to get us to AGI safely to we're a for profit spin off that is managed by the nonprofit. And that's because we have to make some money. But it's all for this plan. And then it's just going to be a for profit company.
Aiden
Technically it would. It will still be owned by. So they tried to do that. Yeah, they received pushback, basically. It turns out legally the states were not going to allow them to just turn their nonprofit into a for profit. So The. The now attempt that they are trying to is to keep the nonprofit with ownership of the for profit. But the for profit becomes a proper corporation with shares.
Doug
Yeah, but has all the right. Like owns the IP now instead of.
Aiden
Yes, but the nonprofit would have control. I can set the board of directors and veto things.
Ludwig
Wasn't.
Aiden
They still have a lot of control, but it's. It's. It's been a pretty blatant shift towards profitability.
Doug
Yeah.
Ludwig
I thought maybe this is what you're talking about. When there was a group of people on the board of OpenAI, the original group of people had labeled themselves primarily as ethical altruists like Sam Bankman Fried. And they had a different outlook of the company. Wasn't there already a power grab within the company and change of the board in order to transition it to a private company?
Doug
No, there was an attempted. I don't know if it's called power grab. But they tried to force Sam Altman out. They kicked him out as CEO. They said he was a liar and they said he was trying to make things into not what they agreed on as their mission.
Ludwig
Yeah.
Doug
And all of the employees revolted because they want their stock to be worth something they do not want. So everyone said we're just going to leave if this goes through. And so they brought them all in back and everything went.
Ludwig
But through all that, it remained a nonprofit.
Aiden
Yes.
Doug
Actually because of that, I think is why they got the AGI clause. I think that was like the one thing. No, no, no.
Aiden
Really, that started 2019.
Doug
Okay.
Aiden
Yeah. That's a long time. So, yeah, there's a. There's a weird history. And basically Sam Altman is the CEO, has kind of like gotten control. And it's funny because like Elon Musk, if you enjoy following him on Twitter, every few days he'll be like, scam Altman and just tweet something about what Sam Altman has done. He is like super.
Doug
So mad.
Aiden
Yeah. Because Elon, again, at the very beginning of this in 2015, when it's a little scrappy research company. To Elon's credit, for a long time he's talked about the importance of AI regulation and the. The necessity for it to be like open and safe. So he invested. I forget how much, but at least millions of dollars into the original open AI.
Ludwig
And it was like 100 million, wasn't it?
Doug
100 million. Actually, I think he promised a million and didn't give it all.
Ludwig
Didn't give it.
Doug
Yeah, but. But he did give money for free. The thing is my understanding of the story is that Elon Musk puts this money in and then as it's growing after the dota stuff, he's like, I need to have soul control, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ludwig
And then they were like, he saw Dandy lose that one V one minute, he's like, this is getting out of hand.
Aiden
Everybody involved with the story is not.
Doug
Right, to be honest. I mean, they have their own incentives and they, they, they all pretend they don't, but it's all comes back to money.
Aiden
$45 million. Whoa. That is way more than I thought is what Musk put into it, apparently. So, yeah, he put into that being like, ah, it's going to be this open source thing. And they, they are one of the most closed source AI companies out there. They have. Nobody has any access to it except for Microsoft right now. Asterisk.
Doug
Yeah. So there's a bit of war there. And now they're both competing to see who can give Jensen Huang more money every day.
Aiden
Yeah. It's so weird. It's so weird to put a clause like that to be like, hey, if the spooky ghost shows up, it's all con. Like it's all canceled.
Doug
Well, I think, you know, it's weird. I feel like we've, like, as a society, we've given up on regulating it in just one year. But in the crazy before times of 2019, it was like, one day we'll have AGI and we need to be ready for that. We need to be prepared. And it needs to be not for profit. It needs to be. But now everyone's like, I like Chad beat. They're going to make money. Like, I feel like society has already given up on the fact that anyone will slow down at all for any reason. Anyway, we'll see. I don't know, it's, it's. The drama is crazy. It was wild when the CEO of Twitch was OpenAI CEO for two days.
Aiden
During the, during the drama. Sam Altman got ousted very briefly because again, the board was like, you're a lying scumbag. We don't want you leading the company anymore. Emmett Shear got in.
Doug
The former CEO of Twitch.
Ludwig
Imagine that stuck. And it's been OpenAI under Emmett Shear this whole time.
Doug
Chad GPUs talk about Hearthstone for nonstop.
Aiden
I mean, it would have. The company would have failed rapidly.
Doug
Yeah, yeah, yeah. People didn't like him.
Aiden
Funny stuff, funny stuff, funny stuff.
Doug
Aiden, what's funnier than open AI drama? It's making fun of British people and collapsing society.
Ludwig
One of my favorite time. And it really is.
Doug
I mean, I thought ever since beans on toast, they've been screwed. But you're telling me it's not even the London bombings.
Ludwig
Yeah. I'm going back all the way to 2005.
Aiden
Hey, what's going on?
Ludwig
I'm going all the way back to 2005. All right. I think this was. This was an interesting thing that I'd see, like, reported across a bunch of different videos. And in general, I think we have this idea that the UK economy not on the best track. Right. They have.
Doug
Can I. Can I just say from. From a YouTuber POV, saying the UK is failing, is printing money.
Ludwig
It's the. It's the new China. It's the new china class.
Doug
In 30 days, I've seen it in, in my niche, all these business finance channels, they just make a video saying, the UK is a failed state, the UK is in trouble, the UK is about to collapse. And you just print views. So everyone's doing it and it's all over. It's. Everyone's talking about all the time. So that is the context with which you're telling me this. This story. Okay.
Ludwig
Yeah. So as the country is in this pretty rough spot, right. One place in the UK is doing relatively well, at least from an overhead economic view. Right. London is still a place that people go to. Like, if you're in the uk, you often need to go to London for opportunity, London for jobs. That's where things still are in the country. And over the past, I mean, more than decades, it's. London has always been a global center for finance, Right. And until the global center for finance, until New York surpassed it.
Doug
Right.
Ludwig
But it's still a really important place within that context. And the place that, you know, London Stock Exchange, much, much smaller than New York Stock Exchange. So what is the economic value of London? They have found a niche of supplying very wealthy people with specific services to store and hide and invest their wealth. That is the market that is primarily in London. If you want to figure out if you're an internationally rich person and you wanted to go somewhere to strategize how to structure and store your wealth abroad, in order to avoid paying taxes, you go to London. And they have spent a lot of effort supporting this industry of finance within London over the past decades. And that's why so much of the opportunity in Britain is centralized in this one sector, in this one city, and it's the one thing that still has a lot of movement behind it, basically. However, in recent years, There has been a spike of millionaires in the UK choosing to leave the country. They have the most millionaire flight, at least as of last year, of any country. More than China? Even. More than China even. And where are all these UK millionaires going? Right. This wealth is choosing to flee the country for a variety of reasons that they say they go to places like the uae, maybe they go to places like Switzerland. It's also important to note that a lot of these millionaires that have been choosing to leave are not actually British citizens or not originally British citizens. They're people that came to the UK for the economic opportunity of how to structure or hide their wealth in certain ways. And now they are choosing to leave as more and more time passes. And there's something interesting here in that there the UK leaned really heavily into designing an economy that supports these really wealthy people, right. And they made a lot of concessions along the way and in other, in other ways that leave normal people behind. Right? Wealth inequality is increased. Opportunities in other cities are really low. It's difficult for anybody to afford a home in a place like London where all this wealth is congregated. And these people are now choosing to leave an economy that was like specifically designed to support them. Right. And why would they go to a place like the UAE At a base level there's just no tax, right. They're offering a better version of the service that was available in the UK prior to this. Or for other people, they don't like where their tax money in the UK was going. So they might be not fleeing to a country with no taxes, they're just fleeing to places where the taxes feel more representative of something impactful. Maybe they wind up going to Norway or Denmark or Switzerland.
Doug
The Aden.
Ludwig
Yeah, the. All right, we don't have to. You don't have to give it a name or anything. I think as this is the reason I wanted to bring this up is while I was kind of exploring this story and learning about people's place in the people moving to the UAE because of this or moving to other countries for various reasons that there is sort of this two layer structure to the economy that comes into existence in these places. So in London, right, there is an economy that services rich people and is leaving the, the poorest behind and also increasing wealth inequality the longer it exists. And then in places like the uae this might be even more dramatic where they've specifically structured their country in a way that invites businesses and invites wealthy people to come and get residents there or set business up there because of their really friendly tax laws. But all of the services and economy in the UAE is built on very cheap imported foreign labor that is, you know, in practice basically slavery. Like getting people coming over from Southeast Asia, revoking their passports so they can't leave, they can't change jobs, so they have no negotiating power and they're just trapped in the UAE to build buildings and operate services and, and basically service this rich person economy that exists, right? The, this structure of you let really wealthy people run rampant, you change a bunch of rules to accommodate the wealthiest and attract them from all over the world in order to create there's a vision of success or a seemingly successful economy while it's supported by people who have very little resources or very little autonomy or increasingly bad economic circumstances. And it's a bit of this race, this interesting race to the bottom, right, where London was this hub and is this hub in so many ways still. Until things the, the strain on the system breaks and people start, they just go to the next rich person place or the next tax haven, right? They don't stay and stick it out and try to fix things. They just go to the next place that can accommodate what they're looking for. And then the country that remains behind them is this a broken place that has no economy, you know, built for normal people anymore. And this, you know, this happens with, with a bunch of other places in tax havens. And I'm still learning more about this and, but I wanted to just bring up this interesting idea of like two tiered economic systems where wealth inequality has been stretched to the extremes. And so these countries are incentivized to make things better and better for the remaining rich people that have money or to attract outside wealth into their country. And then eventually they pay the price because they have to make some sort of concession or something about the system breaks. And then all of those rich people that you spent all that time building a system for and attracting just jump ship and go to the next best place they can go to and you're left with nothing at the end.
Aiden
Why are rich people more loyal?
Ludwig
That's a great question.
Doug
No, I actually want to know this. So I read a book called as Gods Among Men, A History of the Rich in the west. And it was a pretty boring book, but it did talk about something very similar to this that I think that I want to bring up. And it was just talking about how for the longest time there was a bit of a social contract with the wealthy because there's always been some form of the wealthy in Almost all societies, the social contract was they're getting a larger slice of the pie. But a lot of that is being reinvested into the place they live. So they are like, they did a lot of beautification efforts. They would build fantastic public libraries and they would improve the area around them because they wanted to live in a nice place. What this book pointed out is our recent crop of mega rich. In our lifetimes something has changed dramatically and that is the Internet and private jet travel. And it has created a new global super rich that no longer see themselves as part of one individual country. They see themselves as a jet setting elite that are. They have more in common with another billionaire from Dubai than they do someone in their own country. That is their cohorts. And so they just kind of move around as you said, to wherever they can get the best deal. And they don't feel a particular allegiance to any town, state, region thing. And so their money is no longer even a portion of it flowing back into the area they live. And so it's purely extractive. And that is, that is breaking the system. That is at least somewhat worked in other areas in the the past where you would benefit from having a wealthy person in your area. But now it's, it's almost purely parasitic in that they are just finding the deal where they can pay absolutely minimum tax possible.
Ludwig
I think the analogy that came to mind is the, there's ultra wealthy people that are moving around and they're wringing out the towel of wherever the system they're in is.
Doug
Yeah.
Ludwig
And the government of that place is doing whatever they can to like increase the size of the towel or add water to the towel. But eventually there's no more water to get out. And then the rich person or the rich entity just cuts and runs, throws it out and runs to the next place that has towels available.
Doug
Because in a previous time if you lived in the UK and you were wealthier, seeing society start to crumble around you is an incentive for you to not want to. Like you'd have to do something to invest in where you're at.
Ludwig
Yeah.
Doug
Because it just ruins your quality of life. Even purely from a. But now you can get on a private jet and you can go anywhere. You really don't have any reason to stay in that spot. And that is a fascinating change. And I, I do think the UK has been just, I mean you talk to people in the uk, it just feels like it's been looted. It feels like it's been pillaged. Bro. But of course, what Happens everywhere. It feels like the second this happens, the number one thing to blame is immigrant. Like they're, they're in a. They're in a huge anti immigrant wave right now. Like, that's the problem. That's what's looted the uk and it feels like that's not the case.
Ludwig
I think there's some messaging online that is pushing against that a little bit. Like, I think that's the core of Gary Stevenson's messaging that is getting really popular there and getting traction there. There are way more layers to this that I have been touching on as I've looked into this or listened to videos about it that I find really interesting right now. But one thing I wanted to mention was this idea of the City of London that I think a lot of people don't know about. There is a city, an area within London that is literally called the City of London, that is legally distinct from London, the larger city. And they have their own mayor and their own. And a bunch of exceptions for how the laws are treated. The term. Or like the laws of this area go back to medieval times. And the Lord, or like the mayor, the Lord Mayor, excuse me, is chosen by like a board of companies that operate within that place. It's not an elected official, it's bankers. And then they also get a seat in the House of Commons. This is not an elected person. They are selected by companies that operate within the City of London and then they get a seat in the House of Commons. This, the thing that reminded me about this earlier was when we were talking about Elon trying to win a seat under his new political party that presumably would vote in whatever way he wants. And the City of London is this interesting vehicle for all of these wealthy foreign people and companies and, you know, not all foreigners necessarily, but a lot of foreign interests that have flown, come in there over time and they're using the different laws of the City of London to escape taxes and form relationships with like offshore kind of in the British, like kind of in the uk, Islands like New Jersey and Isle of Man. And it's a very interesting world of like global finance and ways that people dodge taxes that I want to spend more time digging into. But a lot of. I think a lot of this is what the. Do you remember when the Panama Papers came out? Yeah, a lot of that. It's about stuff like this. London has been used as this vehicle for hiding money and avoiding taxes.
Doug
Yeah, I saw a documentary. It was called like the Spider's Web. And it's basically saying that after World War II, World War I, basically, Europe, or, sorry, UK, realized that it was no longer the financial center of the world. They are losing their colonies. London was replaced by New York, and they decided to pivot 100% into creating a global spider's web of wealthy tax avoiding. Like you said, they just come fully leaning into the fact that you can go to London and you can hide your cash in Bermuda or in Jersey or in. And it's part of the uk, but nobody checks and it's off the books. And.
Ludwig
Yeah, and then if some foreign entity, if some foreign entity comes to the UK and they're like, hey, can you check up? You know, we think this loophole is being taken advantage of, or we think this citizen of our country is hiding money in a shell company or a shell company in a trust in Jersey, then the UK just goes like, well, they're independent and we don't really have any, like, pull here. Like, there's not really anything we can do. And it's just functioned on the basis of that for so long. And it's. It feels like something that is hitting the UK particularly hard in the last few decades. And I'm really interested. I talk about all of this in. I'm spending a lot of time looking more into this right now, so I can kind of present something more coding.
Aiden
I would also love to hear how the corporate side of this works, because you hear about Ireland being where everybody sets up, you know, corporations, because of the low taxes, would they suffer a similar thing at some point where another country comes in and says, we'll do it for even less, and then people start fleeing there?
Ludwig
I think. Yeah. Yes, yes. So I could give you a short answer to that right now. There's a really interesting thing with Ireland where if you look at their GDP figure, it goes through this massive jump in a really short period of time in recent years. And the reason this is the case is Apple sort of lobbied in Ireland to create this specific law where if you formed a corporation in Ireland but brought in revenue through an outside asset, it didn't have to be corporate, didn't have to be hit by their corporate tax anymore. And then. Ludwig, Ludwig, Jesus. Oh, my God, I'm. I'm leaking. And then Apple sets up a corporation in Ireland right there, their new, like, global headquarters or their EU headquarters, and then gets a patent or sells the copyright to the Apple logo to a foreign holder for Apple in an offshore account in somewhere like the Cayman Islands or something like that. So it's coming from the Cayman Islands. And then they attribute a ton of the value of the sales of iPhones and other products to the value of the brand, which is not copyrighted in Ireland. And because they basically paid Ireland to write the law in this way, take in all of this revenue through the company in Ireland as untaxed. And that was. And because they created this loophole, a bunch of other big tech companies followed suit and like set up in Dublin because of this. Right. And that's why GDP has skyrocketed on Ireland. But it's totally disjointed from. They're not getting actual individual wealth in Ireland.
Aiden
And Ireland's GDP has absolutely skyrocketed in the last 15 to 25 years of Norway. I think they're just more productive than.
Ludwig
The factor you want to look at is GDP per capita. It is insane, the leap that is taken.
Doug
But the quality of life is not.
Ludwig
That's what I'm saying.
Doug
Yeah.
Ludwig
The quality of life for the average person in Ireland is not very well represented by that number anymore because of the fashion in which it was inflated. So that's, that's an example of like a corporate loophole that's being, that was or is being taken advantage of. I think there's a lot more layers to this and I want to spend more time looking into it. But I was particularly fascinated about this idea of, you know, two tiered economic systems where the rich take advantage of a system at the expense of like the poor in that country. And then when the system is absolutely exhausted and won't work for them and anymore, they just cut and run and jump to the new place. If super.
Aiden
Just at the risk of sounding pandering, and I said this last week on Our Patreon Episode 1 of the.1 of the beliefs of mine that has changed over the last six months as we've done the show and done a lot of research and read books, is the belief of like, seems like you really need to raise taxes on corporations and particularly wealthy people because there's just so many weird knock on consequences of not doing that that don't benefit people. And I know that. Yeah, it's. I know for many people in certain political ideologies that's, that's obvious. But I think it's taken a lot of us looking at many, many, many different examples of how it harms things over time to be like, yep, this makes sense. Like you have to. Yeah, it's like a short term thing.
Ludwig
To not let me villain chair really let me villain chair. Why we let the rich roll the most. No, the, the struggle that I, I see here, and this isn't to say that, you know, raising taxes or combating these issues is not important, but what you said about people on private jets cutting and running and going to wherever is convenient. The difficult part for at least the wealthiest of the wealthy. Right.
Aiden
Or companies is they can just bail from any. It's much harder to hold them down, to hold them accountable.
Ludwig
Because I do think one, maybe one thing to note here is that the. There, here's one thing before I go to the next part. The idea of capital flight because of taxes being raised, I think from my very limited understanding is, is a little bit of a myth because these people, the taxes have been high in the UK for a while. In the case of corporate taxes, I think they've gone down and. But the spike in millionaire plus, you know, wealthy people leaving has happened in recent years, right?
Doug
Yeah.
Ludwig
It's in reaction to something deeper than just the tax rate being high. Right. I think when people live like rich people in Scandinavia aren't leaving in droves even though the tax rate is ridiculously high. Right. In Denmark they have an insane top end tax rate on the wealthiest people. Right. But millionaires aren't fleeing Denmark. It's because I think they have a very conscious view still that they're taxes pay into a system that is working very well for them. The society around them still is, is good. So I think there is a degree of people choosing to leave eventually when things get bad in the surrounding area. I think for the people who are the wealthiest of the wealthy and can like move mountains with the amount of money they have, I do worry is like when whenever there's one country willing to be break off from the rest, you need an agreement from all nations. Right. That you're going to supply a base level corporate tax rate, a base level income tax rate. And as soon as countries choose to start breaking off from that, you create an avenue for those people to leave and take advantage of it. And I think it's like that global unity part that is really, really challenging. I think there's already been efforts to raise the OECD like corporate tax rate, which is just, you know, a bunch of developed countries coming together to establish like what the minimum corporate tax rate should be. Right. And I think they wanted to raise it and Ireland didn't want to do it because they fucked them over. You know, they're in a beneficial position because of it. That is the challenge in the future as people can move around way more easily is how do you plug all the holes? How do you prevent one country from deciding, hey, actually, we're going to let these people in. Letting these people in, being the ultra wealthy, you know, billionaires. So I, I think this whole thing has so much more to dig into.
Aiden
But they're like cats. You, we, they're hard to find. What'll keep them around, you know, but sometimes they're new toys being introduced every month. You can be like, no, stay here in America. Don't go outside.
Ludwig
Come here.
Aiden
Yeah, come here, Jeff, we got a new massage chair.
Ludwig
Come here.
Aiden
It's only in America.
Ludwig
Come here.
Aiden
We have a city owned grocery store in New York. Come eat at it. We'll give you free food.
Ludwig
Stay here.
Doug
Pay us taxes like Jeff Bezos. You can get free food in New York. That's what pulls them in. Guys, thanks for watching. I appreciate you. Oh, you have another topic?
Ludwig
No, thanks for coming.
Doug
Thanks for coming to the lemonade stand. We served up some good lemonade today. We've picked the candidates for 2028 and we solve taxes. This is easy. Appreciate you.
Ludwig
Nancy Pelosi, 2028. Get on the card now.
Doug
See you next week.
Aiden
Bye, everybody.
Ludwig
Bye.
Podcast Summary: Lemonade Stand – "The 2028 Presidential Draft | Ep. 022 Lemonade Stand 🍋"
Host(s): Aiden, Atrioc, and DougDoug
Release Date: July 30, 2025
Duration: Approximately 44 minutes
In this episode of Lemonade Stand, hosts Aiden, Atrioc, and DougDoug delve into the speculative landscape of the 2028 U.S. Presidential Election. Blending humor with political analysis, they explore potential candidates from both the Democratic and Republican parties, analyze current political trends, and even touch upon broader economic issues impacting global relations.
The hosts discuss the Republican frontrunners based on Polymarket predictions, an online crypto betting platform considered a barometer for political sentiment.
Ron DeSantis: Seen as a strong contender, leveraging his popularity in swing states like Ohio.
Donald Trump (Third Term):
Marco Rubio:
J.D. Vance:
The discussion shifts to potential Democratic candidates, highlighting both mainstream and unconventional picks.
Gavin Newsom:
Pete Buttigieg & Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC):
Andy Bashir:
Mark Cuban & LeBron James:
Humorous Picks:
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson:
Other Suggestions:
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the turbulent relationship between OpenAI and Microsoft, highlighting contractual tensions and the quest for Artificial General Intelligence (AGI).
Partnership Overview:
AGI Clause Controversy:
Leadership Turmoil:
Future Implications:
The hosts analyze the effectiveness of Donald Trump’s trade policies, particularly focusing on the latest EU trade deal.
EU Trade Deal Details:
Impact Analysis:
Long-Term Consequences:
A deep dive into the economic challenges facing the UK, particularly focusing on London’s finance sector and the migration of wealthy individuals.
City of London:
Wealth Flight:
Corporate Tax Loopholes:
Global Implications:
The episode wraps up with a reflection on the unpredictable nature of political and economic landscapes. The hosts acknowledge the numerous factors that can influence the 2028 Presidential Election, from candidate personalities to international trade policies and emerging AI technologies. They emphasize the importance of staying informed and adaptable in an ever-changing world.
Aiden (01:23): "We're going to talk about who the Democrats and Republicans and maybe Elon Musk's America Party."
DougDoug (04:52): "We're going to start with Republicans because I think it's more clear cut there."
Ludwig (09:08): "I don't think people's feelings about him are necessarily super aligned with his actions."
Aiden (16:40): "This is my president, dude."
DougDoug (24:31): "Mark Cuban is what the Democrats need. Shut up and dribble. No. Shut up and vote."
Ludwig (77:05): "London has been used as this vehicle for hiding money and avoiding taxes."
Aiden (95:20): "There's probably so many people who are like ultra competent. They'd be great."
2028 Presidential Race: A mix of established politicians and unconventional figures are considered potential candidates, reflecting both traditional and emerging political dynamics.
AI and Corporate Power: The evolving relationship between tech giants like OpenAI and Microsoft underscores the growing influence of AI in shaping future economic and political landscapes.
Global Trade Tensions: Trump's trade policies have strained US-EU relations, with significant tariffs affecting consumer prices and international economic alliances.
Economic Inequality and Migration: The UK’s financial sector exemplifies the challenges of wealth concentration and the resultant migration of the ultra-wealthy to more tax-friendly regions, exacerbating economic disparities.
Future Uncertainties: The interplay between political elections, technological advancements, and global economic policies creates a complex and uncertain future, requiring vigilance and adaptability.
This summary is designed to provide an insightful overview of the episode for listeners who have not tuned in, capturing the essence of the discussions, key points, and humorous undertones delivered by the hosts.