Transcript
A (0:00)
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Lemonade Stand. What the hell is going on in this crazy, mixed up world of ours, Aiden? Well, why is it our fault? Because half the comments in our last video is that the lemonade stand curse has cursed the world.
B (0:13)
It's gotten too far sometimes. Look, occasionally when we talk about things immediately, the world throws a gigantic bomb of some kind, and we just feel like we should spread that out a little.
A (0:23)
It just doesn't help, Doug, that you have an episode where you literally paid witches to do curses.
B (0:28)
Okay? Have you guys seen it? Doesn't help our witches thing. Okay, so somebody paid an Etsy witch to help this. The Seattle Mariners. And they immediately started going on a winning streak.
A (0:39)
Okay?
B (0:41)
And then somebody, somebody. I don't know if you guys saw this, but he cursed Charlie Kirk with a witch.
A (0:45)
You think it was a Charlie Kirker?
B (0:47)
I'm not saying it's a Charlie Kirk curse, okay? I am strongly.
A (0:50)
You're strong.
B (0:51)
All I'm saying is that has been 10% funnier for the last four episodes of the art. That is actually true. You just straight up got funnier. Okay, so there may be some sort of power here.
A (1:02)
Yeah, yeah, we talked about the Patreon, but Ludwig literally messaged Aiden and said, stop uploading. You're ruining the. Like, we're. They're implying that every time we upload the next day, something bad happens.
C (1:10)
How? You know, he listens to the show because he called me out of the blue and he's just like, you got to stop uploading lemonade again. And I thought this was just a conflict with work. Like he was worried about how much time I'm putting in or something. He's like, no, it's because. It's because you guys are causing concrete damage to society.
B (1:26)
Well now, once this episode releases, you have about five minutes to predict what is about to happen in the world.
A (1:31)
Get in the bunker.
