Hey Lifers! Welcome to your weekend num num 🎙️

The Met Gala happened and we need to talk about the nipples. All the Kardashians coordinated sheer looks with visible nipples and Britt is calling it... this was a business decision, something Skims is coming. We also cover Kim's limo vlog, the Olympian who shot actual bubbles from her gown, Blake Lively showing up post-trial completely unbothered, and Zendaya quietly pulling the pin, which might be its own statement.

Then a Reddit thread where men explained why they didn’t propose or finally left. One had “one foot out the door for years.” Another said the sex was “dog shit” but he was “too emotionally weak to end it.” We get into fertility vampires and why “I didn’t want to hurt her” isn’t landing the way they think it is.

Next, a UK corporate worker who suspected her job might not be real and quietly did almost nothing for a year to test it. She sent a 15-minute task list on Monday mornings and a couple of emails to show she was online. No one noticed. She had to quit herself! We debate whether it’s actually her fault and how much work people are really doing anyway...

It's Sir David Attenborough100th Birthday!! We celebrate accordingly.

And we close with Holly Butcher’s viral letter, written at 27 before she passed from cancer, urging us to whinge less and give more - her perspective on life is worth sitting with this Saturday morning.

⏱️ TIMESTAMPS
00:00 — Are we still doing the Met Gala? And why the vibe is shifting
03:17 — The nipples: coordinated, intentional, and probably a Skims launch
04:25 — Kim's behind-the-scenes vlog: late, lost her phone, can't move in the outfit
08:01 — Met Gala chaos, bubble dresses & who actually delivered
13:41 — The Reddit thread: why men didn't propose or finally left
20:29 — The woman who did nothing at her corporate job for a year and no one noticed
33:55 — Happy 100th birthday Sir David Attenborough
40:00 — Holly’s letter: a final reminder on how to live

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Offcuts: Met Gala Served Nipples, A Reddit Thread About Men Who Stayed Too Long & The Corporate Worker Who Did Nothing for 12 Months