HEY GUYS
DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart are back, hungover and unfiltered on Locked and Probably Loaded — trading ridiculous bar stories, late-night TV confessions, and candid takes on religion, politics, and friendship. They break down a mysterious (and too-dark) horror binge, trade laughs about spilled tall-boys and karaoke in Tarzana, and debate public transit, retirement anxiety, and how much real money it would take to solve hunger and healthcare in America. Expect sharp humor, real talk, and the kinds of off-the-cuff observations only DJ & Kelly deliver.

In the second half they riff on lucid dreams and dream-people, awkward trivia-night encounters with veterans, nightclub tab horror stories, Patreon plugs, and even a frank (and very comedic) check-in on DJ’s sexual overactivity and sore penis situation. Subscribe for goofy storytelling, pop-culture riffs, listener voicemail playbacks, and info on live happy hours — this episode mixes belly laughs with bite-sized political outrage and heartfelt friendship moments.

Chapters
00:00:01 — Intro & hungover vibes
00:01:21 — Project Runway binge & too-dark streaming shows
00:02:58 — Camila Morrone & acting notes
00:04:18 — Horror show complaints — pacing & payoff
00:06:37 — Mike Flanagan, Haunting shows & Midnight Mass
00:10:13 — Religion rant: faith, hypocrisy, and taxes
00:14:14 — ChatGPT gag & getting “bombed”
00:16:20 — Journaling, memory & life changes
00:19:24 — Retirement, bombings, and economic anxiety
00:21:48 — Cost to solve hunger/healthcare — money math
00:23:42 — Local government wins & community solutions
00:24:51 — Politicians traveling during shutdown — TMZ callout
00:27:38 — Voter integrity, Project 2025 & political allegory
00:30:32 — Boundaries, relationships & emotional labor
00:32:06 — Lucid dreams, built dream-bars & dream-invaders
00:36:03 — Making new friends as an adult
00:36:46 — Trivia night: awkward encounters & Marine interaction
00:39:33 — Alex Calvert, friends & FOMO
00:41:13 — Tarzana karaoke & LA nightlife costs
00:49:00 — Club minimums, birthday tab horror & leaving early
00:56:43 — Recent movies & opening weekend notes (Project Hail Mary mention)
00:57:23 — Wedding invite ASMR & silly game talk (Pass the Pigs)
01:00:44 — Outro, Patreon plug & how to send voice notes

tags
locked and probably loaded, DJ Qualls, Kelly Blackheart, comedy podcast, pop culture podcast, Project Runway, horror review, religion rant, lucid dreaming, trivia night, LA nightlife, Patreon podcast, Project Hail Mary, podcast voicemail, celebrity stories, podcast comedy

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#LockedAndProbablyLoaded #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #ComedyPodcast #PopCulture #LucidDreams #ReligionRant #LAComedy #PodcastLife #PatreonPod

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