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John Lovett
What's up, Los Angeles? Welcome to Love it or Leave It Live at Dynasty Typewriter. We have got a great show for you tonight. Ben Platt is here. Jimmy Tatro is here. Together we'll sort through April's biggest fools. We'll also ask, what's the deal with Pesach? And of course, we'll wrap up our show with some regret to go with our exodus in second thoughts. But first, let's get into it. What a week. Our cup runneth over with news. Enough to fill two big cups, you might say. That's right. On Tuesday, the Daily Mail published a report on Kristi Noem's husband, Brian Noemi, revealing the former first husband of South Dakota has been leading a secret double life. A double D life. I'm Sorry. This is serious. Wait, it's not. According to the mail, Noem reportedly paid at least three online sex workers in fetish forums over $25,000 to live out his bimbo dreams wearing a feminine outfit and fantasizing about having, quote, huge, huge, ridiculous boobs. Meanwhile, his wife Christy, was also working with a pair of ridiculous boobs named Donald Trump and J.D. vance. The guard. Seize them. The report also had photos of Brian Noem wearing pink short shorts and a fake breastplate, said Brian Noem in a prepared statement. My eyes are up here. Noam reportedly used the alias Jason Jackson. But one sex worker said she butt dialed his number and heard the voicemail message Gnome Insurance. Leave a message. Press 1 if you're calling about a claim. Press 2 if you're calling about my giant mommy milkers. Per the mail, Brian Noem talked to at least one sex worker about his wife's long rumored affair with her top aide, Corey Lewandowski. Well, yeah. Who else are you gonna talk to? A therapist? That would be gay, Said the woman. I asked him about it, and his response was, I know there's nothing I can do about it. To Brian's credit, that's as stoic and dignified a response to the situation as any man with big fake yabos could have. Big, beautiful, magnificent yabos. Intelligence experts noted that Brian's behavior may have exposed Christie to the threat of blackmail. This could have been exploited by the FSB Mossad, or worse, the notorious agents of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. After the news broke, the New York Times published a piece titled, In South Dakota, neighbors feel sorry for Christy Noem's husband. Yeah, they feel sorry. Sorry for his lower back. I went, oh, should we go straight to Iran? We bear. This is a joy. Could you believe. Yeah, we're gonna sink into it. We're gonna spend some time here. Do you know the alternative news of the week? Have you been paying attention? Yeah, we're gonna do a lot of jokes about the former head of Homeland Security's husband doing funny little videos with giant yabos. Honestly, the people in Noem's hometown were actually pretty sweet about it. One resident told the Times. Such a nice man. It just tears me up. But he's fine. He's getting laughed at a little bit. He hasn't been sent to a Salvadoran megaprison. And now that Christie's been fired, he never will be. When asked for an interview, Brian Noem told the New York Times, I will at some point, but today is not the day. I appreciate your heart. Classic Brian kicking the cans down the road. On Wednesday, a spokesperson for Kristi Noem told the New York Post, Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this and they asked for privacy and prayers. At this time, Noem was reportedly so upset she could barely finish her Corey Lewandowski. Personally, this all makes sense to me. Christine Ohm's whole thing is denying reality. This is just another reality to deny. While Kristi Noem was filming a $220 million ad campaign and claiming to go after the worst of the worst, ICE was terrorizing immigrants and citizens alike, hauling families to deportation facilities and describing innocent victims of state violence as domestic terrorists without ever apologizing. As governor, she called for a drag ban on college campuses and signed a law to prevent doctors from prescribing gender affirming care to but turns out the queerness was calling from inside the House. And this is just one example of Republicans being confronted by reality this week. Trump addressed the nation on Wednesday night and as markets plummeted and gas prices rose, offered this we were a dead
Ben Platt
and crippled country after the last administration and made it the hottest country anywhere
John Lovett
in the world by far, with no
Ben Platt
inflation record setting investments coming into the United States over $18 trillion and the highest stock market ever.
John Lovett
Yeah, no, totally, said a long haul truck driver placing two cantaloupes under his shirt to see if he could convince Brian Noem to pay for a tank of diesel. Republicans, meanwhile, couldn't agree on a plan to reopen the government and so they just fled the Capitol declaring a two week recess despite the fact that a bunch of federal workers from FEMA to the Coast Guard were working without pay. And I for one admire it. Hide from your problems, but these Republicans could hide from responsibility. Not tmz. Here's Lindsey Graham at Disney World holding a bubble wand in a deeply forlorn photograph. Something about the shape of it felt right to him. He was like maybe a second one. Wave him around. Lucky for him, this is the gayest picture TMZ has of Lindsey Graham so far. Graham also attempted to do some bubble wand damage control by posting this cool picture of himself holding a gun. But there's no shotgun on earth big enough to kill the part of him that yearns to be a princess. And so after a lot of embarrassing coverage, House Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune issued a joint statement saying the House will take up the Senate bill, the one they refused to pass last week, which will fund most of DHS bill, but not ICE or border control. It's nice when people can set aside their differences, come together, and agree on what matters. Lindsey Graham should not get to go to Disney World. Speaking of living in a fantasy, CNN reported this week that a top FEMA official, Greg Phillips, claims he was involuntarily teleported multiple times. He talked about it in a podcast appearance. We had a teleport incident, two of them, and I end up at a waffle house, like, 50 miles away from where I was.
Ben Platt
It was an incredibly frightening moment. I tell you, teleporting is no fun.
John Lovett
This story obviously makes no sense. You were teleported to a Waffle House, and it wasn't fun. That rules. I'm gonna. I'm gonna try to do it right now. Nothing. When confronted about this story, Phillips said, quote, haters gonna hate. And added that people also doubted that Jesus rose from the dead. Happy Easter, everybody. When there was just one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I teleported. And reality came for yet another Cabinet official this week. On Thursday, Trump announced that he had fired Attorney General Pam Bondi for her mishandling of the Epstein scandal and her failure to prosecute his enemies. Yes, and a shocking development. The Epstein files release. The Attorney General Pam Bondi didn't seem too surprised, but that's just because she has the best facelift of all time. This woman is 60. Clap it out for Pam Bondi, everyone. Insides are bad, but looks great on the outside, and that's what counts. Dorian Gray taught me that. He was so hot. Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche. Blanche will serve. Blanche will serve. Depending on Blanche will serve as acting Attorney General. In the meantime, you'll remember Todd as Trump's personal lawyer, and from the time he said this, we will always investigate
Jon Favreau
any evidence of misconduct. But as you know, it is not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
John Lovett
Of course, it's hard to judge. That was from a different time, February. Anyway, good riddance to Pam fucking Bondi, Another person who made a devil's bargain. Understanding what happens at the end of a devil's bargain. And now she has all the time in the world to read her books. But her glasses are broken, wrote Trump on social media. We love Pam, and she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector to be announced at a date in the near future. So congrats to Pam Bondi from us here at Love it or Leave it on, being named ABC's next Bachelorette. All right, we've got a great show for you tonight. We'll Be right back with Ben Pott.
Ben Platt
Hey, don't go anywhere. There's more of Love It Or Leave it coming up.
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Ben Platt
How are you?
John Lovett
It's so nice to see you.
Ben Platt
It's lovely to see you. Thanks for having me. These chairs are so nice.
John Lovett
Yeah, they're good.
Ben Platt
So you're sitting in an interesting way.
John Lovett
Yeah, I know.
Ben Platt
It's like that meme of giving an NYU theater student a chair and asking them to sit in it.
John Lovett
Yeah, yeah. I'm just. I don't have any training. I'm just gay.
Ben Platt
Totally. That's enough.
John Lovett
So I was talking to my partner who wanted to make sure I say they went to Camp Ramah. Whoa. At the camper. Ma, that still lets the kids have peanut butter.
Ben Platt
Is there? You're not allowed to. Oh. Because of the allergies.
John Lovett
Because of all the allergies. But I think there's one that's hang. That's, you know, that's still fighting a good fight for peanut butter.
Ben Platt
Was it the one in California?
John Lovett
No, it's in Wisconsin.
Ben Platt
That's the pretty one.
John Lovett
I think the one. The ones in California. They can't possibly let peanut butter within 500 yards of those places.
Ben Platt
No. And there's also no lake. It's just, like, dry. It's chaparral. It's. It's barely camp.
John Lovett
But you still had a nice experience at Camp Vermont. Totally. It's a Jewish summer camp. It's a Jewish summer camp.
Ben Platt
I totally did. Other than the lack of theater, I was pretty jealous of my friends going to, like, Stagedoor Manor in Frenchwoods.
John Lovett
And you didn't have theater at camp.
Ben Platt
Well, you get to do a musical only when you're in the oldest age group. So I, like, sat around for eight summers waiting. And then I did Guys and Dolls in Hebrew.
John Lovett
I believe at this camp at Marmah that Ari went to, they did Cabaret.
Ben Platt
Whoa.
John Lovett
Which means they did it in Hebrew. And then they all. There was a couple of little Jewish kids dressed up as Nazis running around, and apparently the tape didn't work. I think they were like, we have to destroy this. It's like it's Camper Ma's Epstein files. But when I went to summer camp, thank God they had the musicals. And when I was having a rough summer, I had been. In previous years, I had been Oliver in Oliver.
Ben Platt
Whoa.
John Lovett
And I was Flounder in the Mermaid. Casual. Just. I mean, listen, you and I have both been leads in musicals.
Ben Platt
I also. Yeah, I played Oliver, too.
John Lovett
Just as you did play Oliver.
Ben Platt
Yeah, of course. My sister and I were double cast as Oliver.
John Lovett
Wow. I am really glad you didn't go to my camp.
Ben Platt
I bet.
John Lovett
Because I bet you would have gotten it.
Ben Platt
I would.
John Lovett
But anyway, I was having a hard time because it was a lot of basketball. And the camp called my mother and said, the owner of the camp needs to talk to you. And my mother was like, well, what do we do? What do we do? And this guy's name was Hai Schmierer.
Ben Platt
Whoa.
John Lovett
Yeah. Jewish. Yes. And he said, friend, for boys like Jonathan. That's why we do the musicals. You were Oliver for real?
Ben Platt
Yeah, of course. In my theater program when I was a kid.
John Lovett
Wow.
Ben Platt
It's a rite of passage.
John Lovett
Cool.
Ben Platt
Thanks.
John Lovett
It was hard to hit those notes in Where Is Love? They go. Really? They go all the way up.
Ben Platt
Listen, some people have certain strengths. I can't play sports either.
John Lovett
Now, also, you had such a beautiful wedding. Pictures of it in Vogue magazine.
Ben Platt
That's right.
John Lovett
Boy. I'm getting married.
Ben Platt
So I've heard. Mazel tov.
John Lovett
How did you figure out how to hang up all those yellow curtains?
Ben Platt
I didn't do any of it myself. Oh, have you made plans already? You do nothing.
John Lovett
Get me those yellow curtains. I just said I handed them the picture of your wedding and I was like, do this.
Ben Platt
That's so nice.
John Lovett
But make it different. So you're starring the 25th anniversary of the last five years with Rachel Ziegler at the Hollywood Bowl.
Ben Platt
Yeah. Tomorrow night?
John Lovett
Tomorrow night. We should all go now. There's not a lot of Jewish heroes in musicals. Is it your mission to change that?
Ben Platt
I don't know about changing. I just kind of checking off all the preexisting ones by playing them one at a time. And then the list ends at, like, three. So it's.
John Lovett
And how close are you to Fiddler?
Ben Platt
Well, I'm kind of caught between. I'm really a muddle the tailor, but I'm maybe too Old. And then I'm not really a Tevye for another, like, 20 years.
John Lovett
Maybe even longer, if you'd like. Hey.
Ben Platt
Oh, thanks.
John Lovett
Come on, you got plenty of time.
Ben Platt
Something to look forward to. Thank you so much.
John Lovett
They could age you up.
Ben Platt
They could.
John Lovett
Here are some classical music icons. Tell us if you think they could potentially be Jewish. Okay. The Phantom of the Opera.
Ben Platt
No, it's pretty goyish.
John Lovett
Yeah. I just don't think a Jew would accept an apartment underground.
Ben Platt
Also, probably allergic to the fog.
John Lovett
Yeah. Yeah. It's very wet. It's very wet. Harold Hill and the Music Man.
Ben Platt
Yeah, for sure. I mean, not that version of him, but.
John Lovett
Yeah. Not the Hugh Jackman version. And obviously then there is the Fiddler from Fiddler on the Roof. That's pretty Jewish, huh?
Ben Platt
Yeah, of course. I mean, stereotypically so, but still Jewish. You know what I mean?
John Lovett
Yeah. I saw you in Dear Evan Hansen on Broadway, and I remember thinking, oh, he's flirting with every single person on stage, including the parents of the dead boy. Was that part of your play? You played catch with the dad of the boy that's dead.
Ben Platt
Yeah.
John Lovett
And it felt quite flirtatious. Was. Is that your intent?
Ben Platt
Yes. I think just as much chemistry flowing as possible because everybody was grieving in that show, and it's a nice distraction from the grieving to have chemistry. You know what I mean?
John Lovett
Were you aware of that or was he.
Ben Platt
No, absolutely not.
John Lovett
No one's ever said this before.
Ben Platt
No one has ever said that to
John Lovett
me before because I was, like, sort of flirting with that dad.
Ben Platt
Well, Michael Park's really handsome.
John Lovett
Yeah.
Ben Platt
I don't know if you know Michael Park. He played the dad.
John Lovett
He's very handsome.
Ben Platt
Yeah.
John Lovett
You're also in Richard Linklater's upcoming film adaptation of Merrily We Roll, along with Paul Mescal and Beanie Feldstein, which you're gonna shoot over 20 years. Oh, boy. What a commitment. What if you're like, ah, I might be busy in 2037?
Ben Platt
It's job security. That's true. We've already done it three times, and we have, like, six more times to do it.
John Lovett
So you do it in chunks. So it's every two years. How's it gonna work?
Ben Platt
Depends on the. So the story's told over the course of that many years. And there's, like, sequences. Sometimes the sequences are five years apart, sometimes they're one year apart. And we're just following the map of the show. Wow.
John Lovett
Now it's a Sondheim musical, and I have a controversial opinion about it.
Ben Platt
Okay.
John Lovett
Okay. And I'm gonna say it. And I just.
Ben Platt
Before you, just take in your audience before you.
John Lovett
I know, which is why I'm just. I'm gonna. I know that this is wrong, but I want you to just before you react negatively, let it soak in.
Ben Platt
Okay?
John Lovett
Okay. And then react.
Ben Platt
Okay.
John Lovett
So the musical is famously backwards. You start at the end and you go towards the beginning. You go backwards through time. And here's my feeling, having seen it on Broadway, I think it would be better if it went in order.
Ben Platt
I'm trying to let it soak. I would be interested on stage to see it. I mean, I think hopefully, because we're doing it in real time, the backwards thing could work in a way that maybe it hasn't for you in the past because there'll be some real de aging happening. But.
John Lovett
You know what would be really funny? To shoot it over 20 years forward and then de age with technology.
Ben Platt
Did you see the Irishman?
John Lovett
Yeah. Like, let's Irishman this thing.
Ben Platt
Okay, great. Because that went over really well.
John Lovett
What happens if you lose your voice on Broadway?
Ben Platt
You call out. I mean, what do you. I guess define lose your voice.
John Lovett
Have you ever, like, powered through when you're on the edge or do you like, how. Like, what do you do to get your voice in? Like, if you're in trouble, what do you do?
Ben Platt
Well, a lot of boring, like, routines.
John Lovett
It's not boring to me.
Ben Platt
Hydration. And there's like, supplements that I take every day. And there's things. I don't eat dairy. I don't drink alcohol, you know? I know. Well, I don't usually eat dairy anyway
John Lovett
because I'm a Jew.
Ben Platt
Like.
John Lovett
Yeah, it's not for us. Yeah.
Ben Platt
No, but yeah, one time I pushed when I shouldn't have, and then I got a polyp. Do you know what that is? Like, I hemorrhaged a vocal cord, so there was like a like, Aleve liquid gel looking thing, like, on my vocal fold. And then I had to miss two weeks and go on silence and take a bunch of steroids and stuff. So if you're feeling not up to it, you should miss one as opposed to then having to miss a bunch. But people get really mad when you miss a show.
John Lovett
I bet they get really mad.
Ben Platt
They do get really mad.
John Lovett
Oh, boy. Especially if they've traveled.
Ben Platt
Especially if they travel. Especially if they're tourists coming to see a Broadway show.
John Lovett
Right.
Ben Platt
Who don't understand why you couldn't possibly just throw yourself out there.
John Lovett
Now here's dear Mike Hanson doesn't really make any sense because the character would be the same.
Ben Platt
It's true.
John Lovett
And Noah, your husband, also played Evan Hansen?
Ben Platt
He did. After me, yeah.
John Lovett
Cool.
Ben Platt
Yeah. Well, we already had known each other for several years before that. It was just sort of a coincidence.
John Lovett
Does that add anything sexually?
Ben Platt
I would say the opposite. Yeah.
John Lovett
Pass my test.
Ben Platt
Thank you.
John Lovett
I think that's good.
Ben Platt
Yeah.
John Lovett
Hey, Wednesday was April Fool's Day, And so we want to see if you can tell the difference between real. Wait, what? Oh, I see. But it feels like every day makes fools of us all, and so let's see if you can tell the difference between an April Fool's prank and a real thing that happened that just makes us a fool. In April in a segment we're calling fools Fools. All of you, Leave everyone at home thinking, please, sir, can I have some more? I'm gonna read. I tried it out. It's from Oliver.
Ben Platt
I got it.
John Lovett
Yeah, he got it. Book two and back again. I'm gonna read you a truly absurd.
Ben Platt
You ever watch the Andrew Lloyd Webber TV reality series where they're trying to cast a new Nancy and Oliver, and it's a competition to cast those two roles, and every episode someone's eliminated, and Jessie Buckley, new Oscar winner, is one of the contestants trying to become Nancy.
John Lovett
I'm serious. I do not know about this. And I'm blown away by the idea that they had a group of children part of this competition show just week by week ruining the dream of a different child.
Ben Platt
Correct.
John Lovett
And Andrew Lloyd Webber was involved. Yes.
Ben Platt
He sits on a throne and listens to each of them sing and is like, not you.
John Lovett
Hey, have you ever seen him talk about the movie Cats and how much he hates it?
Ben Platt
I just. It did come across my feed.
John Lovett
Our algorithms are similar. I bet that would make sense. Yeah.
Ben Platt
A lot of Survivor as well.
John Lovett
Just. Just people that are like, Yeah, that's right. We both are huge fans of Survivor and musicals. Just two. Two people with just exciting, exciting experiences in musicals and on reality shows. So I'm gonna read a truly absurd bit of news. You'll tell us if you think it's true or just an April Fool's prank. All right.
Ben Platt
Yeah. Yeah.
John Lovett
Here we go. First up, 12 tons of kit Kats were stolen in a European candy heist.
Ben Platt
I did see some jokes about this, so I know it's true.
John Lovett
It did. It happened. A truck making deliveries from a Nestle factory was robbed. Thieves are now in possession of 413,793 candy bars or maybe 792. You know, if you get all peckish. KitKat posted the social media confirming that the news was not an April Fool's joke. And they directed their customers to check the candy batch numbers to see if they had a stolen bar. Hey, how loyal do they think we are to the KitKat company? Like, this is a pretty transactional relationship. I'm not going to be like checking my candy bars and be like, I can't eat this. This is a hot Kit Kat. Next up, Butterfingers announced a Butterfinger top ramen collab.
Ben Platt
I think it's fake.
John Lovett
Yeah, it was. It was an April Fool's thing. Ryan Murphy announced that the next season of Love Story would follow the decades long situationship between Fleetwood Max, Lindsey Buckingham, played by Connor Story, and Stevie Nicks, played by Billie Lourd.
Ben Platt
I don't think that's real because I just think I would be too interested in that.
John Lovett
I know it's too good of an idea. Yeah, it is an April Fool's, but like, why?
Ben Platt
And I would have already texted my agents being like, where's my part?
John Lovett
Yeah, yeah, you got to be Fleetwood or Mac or something.
Ben Platt
I'm in all denim.
John Lovett
Yeah, you're in denim. You're born. Hey, you were born for this.
Ben Platt
Thank you.
John Lovett
You were born for this.
Ben Platt
Thank you.
John Lovett
The Trump administration unveiled their new OnlyFarms.gov
Ben Platt
that's all.
John Lovett
That's it.
Ben Platt
Fake.
John Lovett
Real. Trump administration's only farms is actually a map where users, ostensibly farmers, can locate their state and see on average how much they have saved, based on Trump's agenda.
Ben Platt
Woof woof.
John Lovett
Only farms. Pete Hegseth lifted the suspension of two helicopter pilots who did an unauthorized flyby past Kid Rock's house.
Ben Platt
True.
John Lovett
That's true, that's true. And then Kid Rock was like, this is a level of respect that shit for brains. Governor of California will never know. Like what? Like the military never does an illegal flyby of the governor's mansion. Well, probably not.
Ben Platt
You know, I just never wanted to hear Kid Rock's name this many times. You know what I mean?
John Lovett
Yeah, no, I know. It's like how if you're hearing straight about the Strait of Hormuz, a lot, something's gone bad.
Ben Platt
You know, I'm not smart enough for that. I'm sorry.
John Lovett
Straight of Hormuz. Anyway, let's see. Oh, BJ's launched their new puzookie or pepperoni covered cookie on April 1st.
Ben Platt
Well, I know pizookie, and that's not a. I think false.
John Lovett
It is false. Wait, it's True.
Ben Platt
Fuck.
John Lovett
What? This is real. I thought it was a joke. Jesus Christ. It's a dessert with pepperoni on top.
Ben Platt
How come it's all, like, weird flavor stuff.
John Lovett
I don't know what's in the news this week. A lot about. A lot about the. About flavors. What kind of food you have at your wedding?
Ben Platt
Kosher food.
John Lovett
It was kosher.
Ben Platt
Yeah. I have some cousins that are kosher, so we. It was kosher, but pretty good. It was just like, you know, wedding food, like, big, big portion stuff by kosher caterer. It was pretty good.
John Lovett
No cheese, though.
Ben Platt
Yes, cheese.
John Lovett
Well, then what about the meat?
Ben Platt
Separate. So you could make your decision of what if you wanted to have a fleece ek or a dairy evening.
John Lovett
Cause my camp was kosher. And the counselors would hand us a piece of American cheese and say, we're gonna have burgers in a bit. So here's a cheese for now if you want it, but there'll be burgers later. And I didn't at the time. Nobody told me how, like, kind of subtlety worked.
Ben Platt
Okay.
John Lovett
And so I thought I. So I just would always eat the cheese. And then because I'm one of the kids that would eat the marshmallow. You know, two marshmallows an hour. I don't know what that an hour is gonna be like.
Ben Platt
Yeah, I understand. Yeah.
John Lovett
And so then I would just eat the cheese, and then I'd be like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Cheeseburgers. I'm so stupid.
Ben Platt
At least you had the memory of the cheese.
John Lovett
I do have the memory of the cheese. Let's see. David. Busters in Hollywood closed due to a vermin infestation.
Ben Platt
True.
John Lovett
Yeah. That happened. That happened. That happened. Do you guys know that? What the fuck? I've been there a bunch. Do you like Dave and Buster's?
Ben Platt
I love Dave and Buster's. We have one in. My husband and I live in Brooklyn. We have one in our neighborhood, and we have gone a few times.
John Lovett
The one in Hollywood closed because of rats.
Ben Platt
See, everybody thinks New York has all the rats. It's really LA that has the rats.
John Lovett
They both have a lot of rats. I think there's plenty of rats to go along.
Ben Platt
Fair enough.
John Lovett
You know?
Ben Platt
Yeah.
John Lovett
California recalled chocolate because it contained the ingredients for Viagra and Cialis.
Jon Favreau
True.
John Lovett
Yes.
Ben Platt
Whoa.
John Lovett
Can you believe it? Can you believe it? Victimless crime. What's it like to perform at the Hollywood Bowl?
Ben Platt
It's cool. It's so large that it's a little bit impersonal because it's just a Very generalized reaction. So it's just sort of like a communal vibe as opposed to really feeling like you're getting individual vibe, emotion back. So I think it's more like communing than when you're inside a theater and you get a lot of response. It feels more like everyone's having an outside picnic.
John Lovett
Yeah. You can bring your own food.
Ben Platt
Yeah, People love that food there.
John Lovett
You have a little picnic and watch it. Watch a musical. That sounds fun.
Ben Platt
Yeah. And everyone's a little liquored up, so it's a little. It's like a little easier.
John Lovett
Yeah. Because if you go to Broadway, you got to give them like, $17 and you get like, you know, like a plastic cup that you can take home.
Ben Platt
Yeah. And then you open up your cupboard and there's like a Beaches the Musical cup.
John Lovett
Yeah.
Ben Platt
A couple months later.
John Lovett
Yeah. And it's like, remember that Sunset Boulevard?
Ben Platt
Did you see that? Yeah. It's good, right?
John Lovett
Really good. Yeah, really good. It felt like the lead, who was there, everyone was great, but she was doing it really campy, and he was doing it really serious, you know?
Ben Platt
Yeah. You mean Tom and. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I sort of like. Like that they missed each other in that way because I feel like those characters really sort of miss each other. That's interesting.
John Lovett
Yeah, I do think that. And I like the big screens in it because it's nice to have a screen because I know it's theater, but it's reassuring to have a screen. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, my God, I thought I was gonna have a screen for a while. Thank God. Bunch of screens at Sunset Boulevard. Yeah.
Ben Platt
God forbid we should have an in person experience.
John Lovett
Yeah, I know. And then at that theater, I think that went. And then that was where Versailles was, in the same theater. And that also used the screens, but didn't work. Catch Ben with Rachel Ziegler in the Last five Years at the Hollywood Bowl Friday and at Radio City Music hall on April 6th and 7th. So if you're. If you're in this audience, you can go tomorrow. If you're at home, you already missed it. Eat shit. You missed the Hollywood bowl, but you can go April 6th and 7th at Radio City.
Ben Platt
Yes.
John Lovett
You know, I mean, you know, I know we were both Oliver, but I did this show at Radio City. So, like, we've both done Radio City, and even though I probably couldn't do the high notes,
Ben Platt
this seems much harder, though.
John Lovett
I don't think. We'll be right back.
Ben Platt
Hey, don't go anywhere.
Jon Favreau
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Ben Platt
Coming up.
John Lovett
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They sure do.
John Lovett
I was, I was talking to a friend of mine and he's a closeted gay guy.
Jon Favreau
Oh.
John Lovett
And recently took over his. His dad's job. So it's a lot of stress.
Ben Platt
Yeah.
John Lovett
You know, a lot of stress. Taking over leg too. Yeah. He's got, he's got some health issues. He's doing his dad's job. He's closeted gay. And it's a lot. And I don't want to obviously say anything more because I don't want to identify him because he's a closeted gay person. And also these Nepo baby allegations, it's tough. It's tough. He could really. And yeah, it's a high pressure job. Street to therapy.
Jon Favreau
He's gonna have to talk to someone.
Jimmy Tatro
Yeah.
John Lovett
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Ben Platt
Yeah. Online.
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Jimmy Tatro
There's. There's like a thousand backstage.
John Lovett
Wait a second. I'm sorry if it's a spoiler for Scream 7, but you get killed right at the very beginning.
Jimmy Tatro
Ooh. Yeah. It's a bit of a spoiler. I told my friends and family that I was the main character. Just so then when I died, they'd be like, oh, kind of funny. It makes it kind of funny.
John Lovett
Yeah.
Jimmy Tatro
Oh, he got me. He was the first one to die.
John Lovett
Yeah, that was what I did with all my friends and family when I was on Survivor too.
Ben Platt
He beat me to it. I gotta get ahead of it.
John Lovett
You know what? I won't let other people say mean things about me. I say it to myself first.
Jimmy Tatro
That's smart.
John Lovett
Same, same, same. It's Jewish. Jewish.
Jimmy Tatro
But if you haven't seen one of those movies, you would think that the first people in it would be them. It seems like I'm the main character for 10 minutes, and then quickly you're like, oh, no, it's not gonna be him.
John Lovett
No. Cause he's dead. Yeah, well. Cause I saw the first Scream in a. It was a movie theater and Drew Barrymore. That fucked me up. I bet that fucked me up a lot of people that were. I was too young when I saw Scream 35, But what is it like to be killed in a movie like that?
Jimmy Tatro
It's kind of an honor. Listening to them figure out how it was gonna go down was. I was like, you guys are kind of fucked up. But, yeah, I remember he was like, this guy was like, ooh, ooh. What if, like, he sticks it slowly in his temple and then he just lets go of his head and it slides off the knife and Ghostface is behind him. And I was like, dude, you guys, what's wrong with you?
John Lovett
How'd they actually end up doing it like that?
Ben Platt
Whoa.
John Lovett
And was that different than your experience doing Theater Camp together?
Jimmy Tatro
Marginally, a little bit, yeah. Theater Camp was.
Ben Platt
There was less death or it was all internal?
Jimmy Tatro
It was all internal, yeah. There was less gore. Slightly less gore.
Ben Platt
Totally.
Jimmy Tatro
Yeah.
John Lovett
I thought Theater Camp could use more gore. I was like, this is so sweet and wholesome. I'd like to see the insides of some of these characters. I'm sorry. I said that.
Jimmy Tatro
You should see the deleted scenes. The extended cut of Theater Camp is, you guys. They had to cut a lot out of, like, the bad gore, death stuff.
Ben Platt
Well, it was partially improvised, so you'd be surprised how many people just go there naturally.
John Lovett
Right, right. Yes. And I'm gonna kill you.
Ben Platt
Exactly.
John Lovett
So you're also in Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice streaming on Hulu, where you're with the great Keith David.
Jimmy Tatro
I am, yes. He plays my father.
John Lovett
Great.
Jimmy Tatro
He plays step stepfather. There's a moment where he tells me in the movie where he's like, son, I have something to tell you. And I'm like, that line is like, I know I'm adopted dad. And I said to the director, I was like, I feel like it'd be pretty funny If I was like shocked by this news, like, if I was just gobsmacked, like, what? He didn't like it as much as I did.
John Lovett
You have such a deep voice. Do you sing?
Jimmy Tatro
I don't sing, no. No, I do voice stuff.
John Lovett
Well, we all do that.
Jimmy Tatro
Yeah. I guess as it came out of my mouth, I was like, this is technically voice stuff. No, I don't sing.
John Lovett
That's too bad. Hey, wait, you do hot yoga and Pilates.
Jimmy Tatro
This is true.
John Lovett
Do you ever get self conscious?
Jimmy Tatro
Now we're talking.
John Lovett
Do you ever get self conscious?
Jimmy Tatro
I do, I do a little bit. I've kind of gotten past it. I've accepted that I'm going to be the only guy there. Like for the first couple years I was like, oh, the guys, they must just be on a different schedule than me. Maybe the guys, the men probably go earlier in the day. And then I asked the teacher, I was like, so wait, so do, do any other guys come? And she's like, well, Mike, who's my friend, who was the one that, you know, brought me there, and I was like, oh, so it's really just me. But yeah, I also do, I also do hot yoga. You know, I'm doing all these things.
John Lovett
Ben Platt. Do you do Pilates?
Ben Platt
No.
Jimmy Tatro
See what I mean? I'm the only one.
Ben Platt
But I did. I had a long soul cycle phase. Okay, Now, Now I just go to the gym.
Jimmy Tatro
Because when you're gay, cycle is here.
John Lovett
When you turn, you go to the gym. Because when you turn 30, you go to the gym when you're gay.
Ben Platt
And yeah, you're like, either you gotta. There's kind of one way. You know what I mean? Yeah, you gotta like pick a lane.
John Lovett
You got to, you got to buff it up.
Ben Platt
That's right.
John Lovett
You got to go. You're getting your buff, strong gay guy era. Are you talking about your daddy era? Is that what you're talking about?
Ben Platt
I mean, hopefully not totally yet, but soon, eventually.
John Lovett
It's a goal. It's aspirational where we're heading.
Jimmy Tatro
A high energy environment, Soul cycle. I haven't been, but it seems like intense.
Ben Platt
It is. Well, it's like, it's. It's like a little culty in a fun way.
John Lovett
Too much bike, so.
Jimmy Tatro
But you kind of want a little bit of that culty energy. 100% class, I think.
Ben Platt
Yeah. To get to like a crazy enough place that you're just sweating that hard, it feels like a dance class.
Jimmy Tatro
There's some people in hot yoga that are treating it like it's a soul cycle class. Like, when they're like, all right, now, everyone exhale. There's always, like, this one guy who's just like, I want you to be able to exhale. But, you know, let's. Let's tone it down a little.
John Lovett
You know, it's like he's doing voice stuff.
Jimmy Tatro
Different kind of voice stuff.
John Lovett
Different kind of voice stuff. Hey, what's your relationship with Passover?
Jimmy Tatro
I love. I love the transitions. I. I'm, like, kind of new to it. My fiance is Jewish, so I've been going to some Passovers in the last few years. I didn't as a kid, but, you know, I've been.
John Lovett
Well, then this is a great. This is a great opportunity for all of us because Passover began on Wednesday. We'll end sunset next Thursday. And so it is time to quiz you in a game we're calling what makes this quiz different than every other quiz.
Jimmy Tatro
Great.
John Lovett
Ben and I were gonna ask you trivia about Passover, and you will do your best to answer.
Jimmy Tatro
Oh, okay. It's okay. It's you two verse. Okay.
John Lovett
Yeah. All right. Name the guy we leave an empty chair for at Passover,
Jimmy Tatro
Grandpa.
John Lovett
It's Elijah. Have you ever heard about that? The empty chair for Elijah.
Jimmy Tatro
Yep.
John Lovett
As a follow up, what else?
Jimmy Tatro
Get the names mixed up.
John Lovett
What else do we leave for Elijah? Is it a glass of wine, a plate of food, or a carefully curated spa day playlist that includes Chaim and a little Billy Joel?
Jimmy Tatro
I believe it's a glass of wine.
John Lovett
That's correct. Here, Ben, you do the next one.
Ben Platt
Oh, my God. Wow. Okay, true or false? You can't use regular flour to bake during Passover since we are forbidden to use anything that can be leavening. But you can get around that by blending up matzah and then using that as flour to bake with. True or false?
Jimmy Tatro
True.
John Lovett
That's right.
Ben Platt
Bingo.
John Lovett
That's right. Now that you're. If you're. Because you're dating a Jewess.
Jimmy Tatro
Jewette.
John Lovett
Yeah, we say that.
Ben Platt
Yeah. Is that funny?
Jimmy Tatro
Wow.
Ben Platt
We're learning a lot.
John Lovett
We're learning a lot. We're learning about it. No, it's funny. And fine when we say it. So a lot of the Jewish holidays are about very important rules and then technical workarounds. Which of the following is another name for Passover? Is it A, Sukkot, B, Pesach, C, Machala. The festival of bread.
Jimmy Tatro
Pesach.
John Lovett
Pesach. Yeah. You got it, you got it, you got it.
Jimmy Tatro
I knew that one.
John Lovett
Michala is a Fake Jewish holiday Frankie made up to get out of spending time with Grace, a gentile on Netflix's Grace and Frankie Ben Platt. Do you watch Grace and Frank Lee?
Ben Platt
No.
Jimmy Tatro
I saw season one. It was really good.
John Lovett
Show Jane Fonda. Everyone must watch everything with our Jane. And we love our Jane Fonda. Oh, here, here.
Jimmy Tatro
My mom is. My mom. She's not Jewish, but my mom's mom is Jewish, so everyone tells me that that means I'm technically Jewish.
John Lovett
That's what I've heard, yeah. Oh, your mom's mom is Jewish.
Jimmy Tatro
My mom's mom is Jewish, yeah.
Ben Platt
I mean, you're in there.
Jimmy Tatro
Yeah.
John Lovett
Yeah.
Jimmy Tatro
So.
John Lovett
So.
Ben Platt
So. I'm so sorry. Just letting you know what millennial cartoon show featured this baby as Moses parting the Red Sea?
Jimmy Tatro
I'm gonna say the Rugrats.
Ben Platt
You got it. Great episode.
Jimmy Tatro
My Jewish knowledge is just crushing it.
John Lovett
Which of these items will you not find on a Seder plate? A, a shank bone. B, horseradish. C, apple, or D, a second bitter herb, usually romaine lettuce. Or K. Could be romaine. Doesn't need to be.
Jimmy Tatro
The first one is apple.
John Lovett
Really? C. No apple on there.
Jimmy Tatro
Oh, I thought apple was like. Like, you put it. You put it on the. Like, applesauce on the.
John Lovett
Finish it on the what? No one help him on the.
Jimmy Tatro
Like, the. The little what? They're like hash browns on the hash. You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about. We all know a little circular. Hash browns are delicious. Latkes. Lockers. Latkes. Yes.
John Lovett
So. So here's what I think happened.
Jimmy Tatro
I hope Zoe doesn't watch this.
John Lovett
That is Hanukkah. So applesauce on the little hash brown is Hanukkah. But also, we do apples with honey at Rosh Hashanah, which is our New year.
Ben Platt
That's where I thought it was going.
John Lovett
Yeah, I thought, too. I thought. I was like. Then I got. I was on a. I was like, hash brown. I want to see where this goes.
Jimmy Tatro
Yeah, yeah. But I heard apples, and I was like, that's in there. That's in the Jewish mix.
John Lovett
Yes.
Ben Platt
Yeah.
John Lovett
Yes. Yes. You're doing great. You're doing great. Weighing in at a whopping 488 pounds, the biggest matzo ball ever made was unveiled at a 2010 Jewish food festival in what American city? Hint. There's no conceivable way to guess.
Jimmy Tatro
And this is something all Jews know.
John Lovett
Yeah, yeah, we'll say it all together.
Jimmy Tatro
Little Rock, Arkansas.
John Lovett
So close. One, two, three. Tucson,
Ben Platt
No, no, no.
John Lovett
Final question. If we're searching for the Afikoman, what are we searching for?
Jimmy Tatro
Searching for the Afikoman.
John Lovett
The Afikomen.
Jimmy Tatro
Uh huh.
John Lovett
It's the end of the meal. It's the end of the meal. And the person sitting at the head of the table says, children, I've hidden the Afikoman. Find it and bring it to me for a prize. What are they going to look for?
Jimmy Tatro
Oh, man. Is there like. Is it like cash?
John Lovett
It can be. Okay.
Jimmy Tatro
Isn't there a cash scavenger hunt?
John Lovett
Sort of, I think. Look, do I like that? You're like, oh, yeah, the Jews go hunt around the house for cash. And now that's unfair because you're close.
Ben Platt
It's a means to an end.
Jimmy Tatro
Isn't chocolate coins?
John Lovett
No, that's again, that's also.
Jimmy Tatro
That's Hanukkah going farther in the wrong direction.
John Lovett
No, you're doing great. You're doing great. Ben, do you want to tell him? Do you want to tell him about it?
Ben Platt
Sure.
John Lovett
It.
Ben Platt
I mean, it's usually to win cash, so you're sort of. Right, but it's. It's a piece of matzah. That's it. Oh, in a little sleeve.
John Lovett
In a little sleeve. You hide it. A good place to look. Just a little tip. Just a hint. It's a tip. A good place to hide. It's often. You'll find it between books. It often finds its way to.
Ben Platt
Between books or under a cushion of a chair or couch.
John Lovett
Yeah, cushion, yeah. You don't go high up because the kids are low.
Ben Platt
What Afikomen.
John Lovett
I don't really remember why we're searching for the Afikoman. Do you remember why?
Ben Platt
I don't think anyone knows.
John Lovett
What's the story of that? What's the story of that?
Ben Platt
Keep the kids interested past the first half.
John Lovett
Right, right, right, right. It's sort of like a little entertainment in the middle. The kids go nuts finding it. And then, you know, I think there's. There's two theories of thought on what happens when the kids are finding the Afikoman. One is there is a winner and the rest are fucking losers. Right. That's one style of hoffikoman. And the other is everybody wins. You know, I bet you were from an everybody wins household. Yeah, I was too.
Ben Platt
Equal prizes.
John Lovett
Yeah. Yeah. Everybody wins. Great job, everybody. Yeah, we found it. We'll be right back. Kate.
Ben Platt
Don't go anywhere. There's more of Love it or Leave it coming up.
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John Lovett
And we're back. The end of the show is nigh, which means it's time to add up my various flubs, goofs, and boners for all of us to see. It's second thoughts. First up, do I regret reliving my traumatic camp experience to start the interview with Ben? A little. A little.
Ben Platt
I don't. It made me feel less alone.
John Lovett
It made him feel less alone. Oh. I regret asking about how Evan Hansen affected the sexual dynamic with your husband.
Ben Platt
I really regret that you're bringing it back up again.
John Lovett
Oh, and then I brought up another embarrassing camp story involving cheese. And it was weird to say that I wanted that. I thought it'd be cool if in theater camp, there was something gory and you saw the insides of the characters. I regret that a little.
Ben Platt
Yeah, that's a fair regret. There's a lot of kids in that movie.
Jimmy Tatro
I thought that was fine.
John Lovett
Do you have any regrets about tonight?
Ben Platt
Um, I feel like I could have given Jimmy kind of a better Jewish primer at some point. Cause we've worked. We've known each other for a while. I feel like I kind of failed there.
John Lovett
Yeah. I feel like you're an actor in Hollywood. You've been around a lot of Jews. Seems like a little more of it could have rubbed off. I kind of put him on him, you know?
Jimmy Tatro
Yeah.
John Lovett
And you're dating a Jewish woman. You're engaged. Are you engaged?
Jimmy Tatro
We're engaged.
John Lovett
You're engaged.
Jimmy Tatro
Yeah. Yeah.
John Lovett
Do you have any regrets?
Jimmy Tatro
I would have maybe not said cash. I would have gone with just like any other.
John Lovett
You could have picked something.
Jimmy Tatro
Thing.
John Lovett
Books.
Jimmy Tatro
Books. You know, hash browns.
John Lovett
Yeah. Really good.
Jimmy Tatro
Yeah.
John Lovett
Let's see. Oh, I threw out the whole segue thing. I just didn't do it. I just kept going right to the next topic without any hint that they were connected to the previous topic. And at times in the past, I've come up with funny little ways to connect it so it didn't feel as haphazard and unprofessional.
Jimmy Tatro
I think it's working great.
Ben Platt
Yeah. I thought it was part of the shtick.
Jimmy Tatro
Yeah, I think the segues, now that I've seen this version, I think the segues are throw them out unnecessary.
John Lovett
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Host: Jon Lovett
Guests: Ben Platt, Jimmy Tatro
Venue: Dynasty Typewriter, Los Angeles
In this lively and irreverent episode, Jon Lovett returns to the stage with a jam-packed "Lovett or Leave It," featuring Broadway/film star Ben Platt and actor-comedian Jimmy Tatro. The main themes revolve around skewering the week’s political absurdities, exploring Jewish culture (especially Passover), and plenty of unscripted laughs about childhood, theater, and identity. The show mixes comedy with social commentary, engages with pop and political news, and closes with self-reflection in “Second Thoughts.”
[01:40–11:09] Lovett opens with a classic satirical news monologue, this week focused on Republican hypocrisy and scandal.
Kristi Noem’s Husband’s Scandal:
Lovett lampoons the Daily Mail exposé on Brian Noem (husband of the former SD governor), whose online persona includes "giant mommy milkers."
“Turns out the queerness was calling from inside the House. And this is just one example of Republicans being confronted by reality this week.” [05:46]
The GOP’s Dysfunction on Government Funding:
– Mocking Congress’s recess while federal workers go unpaid, and Lindsey Graham’s attempts at “cool damage control.”
– Lovett: “There’s no shotgun on earth big enough to kill the part of him that yearns to be a princess.” [07:33]
Pam Bondi Gets Fired:
Trump fires AG Pam Bondi over the Epstein files—endless barbs about her “best facelift” and beauty hiding a rotten interior.
– Lovett: “Insides are bad, but looks great on the outside, and that’s what counts. Dorian Gray taught me that.” [09:20]
– Satirical congratulations for becoming the next Bachelorette:
“Congrats to Pam Bondi on being named ABC’s next Bachelorette.” [10:47]
[16:35–35:31]
A charming deep-dive into Jewish identity, summer camp trauma, musical theater rites of passage, and showbiz gossip.
Jewish Summer Camps & Musical Theater:
Both Lovett and Platt bond over being child stars at camp (Platt: “My sister and I were double cast as Oliver.” [18:39]) and the sustaining magic of musical theater for “boys like us.”
– Lovett: “For boys like Jonathan, that’s why we do the musicals.” [19:02]
Ben Platt’s Wedding & Broadway Life:
Conversation about Platt’s recent Vogue-featured wedding: “Boy, I’m getting married.” [19:47] Plus wedding-planning tips: “You do nothing.” [19:58]
Quickfire Theater/Jewishness Quiz:
Lovett’s Sondheim Hot Take:
Discussion of Broadway Vices:
“One time I pushed when I shouldn’t have, and then I got a polyp... had to be silent for two weeks and take a bunch of steroids.” – Ben Platt [24:56]
Segment: April Fools or Foolish Reality?
A news quiz where fake headlines and weird real stories blur, e.g.
[32:14–35:31]
Dave & Buster’s in Hollywood closed for vermin:
Kosher Wedding Food:
Hollywood Bowl Performance:
[27:24, 34:00]
[39:17–45:23]
Tatro on Scream 7:
Hot Yoga and Pilates Outlier:
[45:29–52:55]
With Passover ongoing, Tatro gamely takes a crash course:
Empty Chair and Wine for Elijah:
Tatro earns laughs by answering “Grandpa” to "Who do we leave a chair for at Passover?" [46:20]
Matzo Trivia, Seder Plate Mishaps:
Afikomen Hunt:
Everyone Wins or Only One?
Two types of Afikomen households: one for a single winner, and one where “everybody wins. You know, I bet you were from an everybody wins household. Yeah, I was too.” – Lovett & Platt [52:50]
[55:48–58:04]
A regular closing feature where the hosts and guests reflect on their awkward moments and missteps from the show:
On Republican Scandals:
“While Kristi Noem was filming a $220 million ad campaign... the queerness was calling from inside the House.” – Lovett [05:46]
On Broadway Life:
“For boys like Jonathan, that’s why we do the musicals.” – Lovett [19:02]
“It’s like a rite of passage. I also played Oliver.” – Ben Platt [18:35]
On Passing as Jewish:
“My mom’s mom is Jewish, so everyone tells me I’m technically Jewish.” – Tatro [48:32]
On Jewish holidays and workarounds:
“A lot of Jewish holidays are about very important rules and then technical workarounds.” – Lovett [47:24]
On Hollywood Bowl vs. Broadway:
“It feels more like everyone’s having an outside picnic... everyone’s a little liquored up, so it’s easier.” – Ben Platt [33:14, 33:44]
On Afikomen Dynamics:
“One is there is a winner and the rest are fucking losers. And the other is everybody wins ... I was from an everybody wins household.” – Lovett [52:50]
On Segues:
“At times in the past, I’ve come up with funny little ways to connect [segments] ... I just kept going right to the next topic ... I think it’s working great.” – Lovett/Tatro/Platt [57:54]
The episode is irreverent, smart, and quick-witted, with signature Jon Lovett sarcasm, self-deprecation, and a tone that veers between earnest cultural sharing and unapologetic, campy nonsense. The banter with Ben Platt is especially warm and relatable for listeners with theater or Jewish backgrounds. The guest interactions are informal and confessional, delivering both laughs and cultural insight.
Anyone interested in a comedic—but poignant—take on this week’s political messes, Jewish tradition explained through in-jokes and quizzes, and authentic conversations among funny, self-aware creatives about identity, performance, and modern adulthood.
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