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Donald Trump
I have given it to some, but it goes to very special people. And I thought I'd give it to Elon as a presentation from our country. Thank you Elon.
John Lovett
But alas, the key party couldn't last. On Tuesday, Elon posted this tweet. He said, I'm sorry, but I just can't stand it anymore. This massive, outrageous pork filled congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination. Shame on those who voted for it. You know you did wrong. You know it. Pork filled abomination. Are we talking about a Republican spending bill or my self flagellating inner monologue after a trip to Dinh Tai Fun? In response, the White House was uncharacteristically restrained.
Joe Biden
Look, the President already knows where Elon.
Elon Musk
Musk stood on this bill.
John Lovett
It doesn't change the President's opinion. This is one big, beautiful bill and.
Joe Biden
He'S sticking to it.
John Lovett
And for a short while, Trump himself didn't take the bait either, which is honestly alarming. Like if you drop a piece of hamburger on the floor and your dog doesn't go for it. Time to take that little guy to the vet. Something's not right. Trump finally shared his reaction at the White House when he was in a meeting with Germany's new chancellor on Thursday.
Donald Trump
Well, look, you know I've always liked Elon and it's always very surprised. You saw the words he had for me. The words. And he hasn't said anything about me that's bad. I'd rather have him criticize me than the bill because the bill is incredible. But I'm very disappointed because Elon knew the inner workings of this bill better than almost anybody sitting here. Better than you people. He knew everything about it. He had no problem with it.
John Lovett
Look at Trump, trying to keep it amicable, feeling it out to see if they can keep sharing an HBO Max account. But then Elon said Trump lied when he claimed Musk knew the contents of the one big bad bill. Said Elon. False. This was never shown to me even once and was passed in the dead of night so fast that almost no one in Congress could even read it. And if it was shown to me, he went on to say, I definitely remember, Musk added while aggressively shoveling pills into his mouth. The same way Tom Cruise eats popcorn. Crazy way to eat popcorn. He's so intense about everything. But you could tell that this restraint is not Trump's natural mode. Like when people have a ferret as a pet. Sure, it's trying to be sweet and calm, but it would rather be eating that baby's eyes. The President went on to say this.
Donald Trump
Remember, he was here for a long time. You saw a man who was very happy when he stood behind the Oval desk. And even with the black eye, I said, do you want a little makeup? We'll get you a little makeup. But he said, no, I don't think so. Which is interesting.
John Lovett
Are you sure, Elon? We have all this stuff left over from the Biden administration right here. Concealer, wigs, tape, peanut butter. For that thing where you put it in a horse's mouth and it talks like Mr. Ed cloning machine.
Donald Trump
Trump continued, I'll tell you, he's not the first. People leave my administration and they love us, and then at some point they miss it so badly and some of them embrace it and some of them actually become hostile. I don't know what it is. It's sort of Trump derangement syndrome, I guess they call it.
John Lovett
But I think Trump should count himself lucky he managed to get out of this relationship without bearing any of Elon's children. The president also pinpointed why he thinks Elon turned on the bill.
Donald Trump
But I'm very disappointed because Elon knew the inner workings of this bill better than almost anybody sitting here. Better than you people. He knew everything about it. He had no problem with it. All of a sudden, he had a problem. And he only developed the problem when he found out that we're going to have to cut the EV mandate.
John Lovett
Once this dust is all settled, what are the odds I can get a Tesla again? My current car is horrible. It's not the car's fault. The interface on the Tesla was good. Lot of rattling. In response to Trump's comments, Musk tweeted, whatever. Keep the EV solar incentive cuts in the bill even though no oil and gas subsidies are touched. Very unfair. But ditch the mountain of disgusting pork in the bill. Hey, keep the good name of Disgusting Pork Mountain out of your mouth. I've met both of my future husbands there. Speaking of which, see you all at disgusting Pork Mountain for our Stop the Squeal rally after the show. A $10 donation gets you two loose pierogies and trichinosis. But then. But then, I'm sorry, I can't believe I have to. It's so sad it got personal. I hate it. I hate to see this. Musk said, without me, Trump would have lost the election. Dems would have control of the and the Republicans would be 5149 in the Senate. Elon is such a fucking credit whore. You're not even going to mention how much Joe Biden helped in response? What? Fucking face it. Face what we did. Face what he did. Sorry, someone's like, I didn't do it. In response to a Laura Loomer post wondering what Republican politicians would do now, Elon wrote, oh, and some food for thought. As they ponder this question. Trump has 3.5 years as president, but I'll be around for 40 plus. Yeah. Ew. Musk then said he's trying to invent a new kind of ketamine that will help you live forever instead of making you incontinent before you drown in the bathtub. Sorry. Sorry to say that Trump came back swinging on Truth Social. By the way, how funny is it they're both on their little platforms? You know, kind of like, this is how I would fight him if he were here. This is how I would fight him if he were over here. On True Social, Trump wrote, the easiest way to save money in our budget, billions and billions of dollars, is to terminate Elon Musk's government subsidies and contracts. I was always surprised that Biden didn't do it, which is partly why, in the midst of all this, Tesla's stock plummeted again. Imagine. Imagine you're great. How did it come to the point where we're just rooting for this path breaking electric car company to fucking fail? Sucks. Stop worrying about them. What do we want? Fuck. Fucked. Fucked. Of all the sloppy breakups, I knew we were gonna have this pride, this one makes me the absolute happiest, wrote Trump. Elon was wearing thin. I asked him to le. I took away his EV mandate that forced everyone to buy electric cars that nobody else wanted that he knew for months I was gonna do. And he just went crazy. By the way, though, it is like such a fucking red flag when men call their exes crazy. It's like, oh, she's crazy. She went crazy. Any involvement you had in that, you loved her. Then she went crazy. Just happened the fucking moon thing. At this point, Elon went nuclear. He said Trump should be impeached and quote, time to drop the really big bomb. Real Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public, which is devastating. We here at Love it or Leave It Prepared. A little In Memoriam. Trump in response. That's all the amusing we're allowed to use. We're a podcast. You want to pay for it, you fucking pay for it. But just so we're clear here, Elon's position is one, Donald Trump was somehow involved in a global pedophilia ring. And two, he Elon, is the sole reason that Donald Trump got elected President of the United States. A powerful message, and sure, we are all having fun, but imagine how much more fun this would be if we lived in a functioning democracy where two billionaire narcissists Crashing out didn't impact rural hospital closures and meal programs for needy kids. Their drama shouldn't be this important. Musk, who believes empathy is Western civilization's weakness, personally oversaw the dismantling of usaid, which has, by some estimates, already led to the deaths of 300,000 people, mostly children. And it is impossible to measure the cost of research. Programs shut down, experiments never run, drugs never tested. Sure, Elon is testing a lot of drugs, but there's no fucking control group. So what are we doing here? Many on social media joked about this ending in Elon Musk's deportation. And then, like a prayer said over a mound of clay. The joke became all too real when former Trump adviser and guy who took a shirt off a chair by the bed and sniffed it before putting it on Steve Bannon, said that he was advising Trump to cancel all of Musk's contracts and told reporters they should initiate a formal investigation of his immigration status because I am of the strong belief that he is an illegal alien and he should be deported from the country immediately.
Donald Trump
Don't.
John Lovett
What the fuck? Shame on you. Shame on you. Applauding that in the dark. First, they came for Elon, but I did not speak up. Deal with it. Deal with it. He's a citizen. Bannon is the kind of friend you want to have in a breakup. He was never good enough for you, and anything you want to do to him is justified. You can set his house on fire. You should set his house on fire. Bannon also called on Trump to investigate Musk's drug use and his reported effort to get in on a classified briefing on China from the Pentagon and said that Musk's security clearance should be suspended. In the meantime. For my friends, everything. For my enemies, the law, it's over. You know that Roy Oberson song? It's really good. Fox didn't really know how to cover this, but we did get this lovely moment.
Greg
Sometimes when you're angry, you say things you don't mean.
John Lovett
Greg knocked my hair last week, and I said, he's on the Epstein list. Yeah, you did.
Greg
Sometimes guys fight. Guys sometimes will punch you in the.
John Lovett
Face, and the next night you're having.
Greg
A beer, sleep with your girlfriend, and you patch things up.
John Lovett
Really? Not your wife, your girlfriend. Who are your friends?
Joe Biden
No one slept with my girlfriend.
John Lovett
Let's put it that way.
Donald Trump
Oh, my word.
John Lovett
What did the let's put it that way mean? No one slept with my girlfriend. Let's put it that way. What are you talking about? 10 out of 10, no notes the whole kerfuffle was set off by Musk's opposition to Trump's spending bill that cuts taxes for the rich and increases the debt by trillions of dollars and costs as many as 16 million people their health care. This is, of course, unpopular and indefensible, but during a contentious town hall last Friday, Iowa Senator Joni Ernst absolutely nailed her response to a woman who shouted in reference to Trump's proposed Medicaid cuts that people will die.
Joni Ernst
People are not well. We all are going to die.
John Lovett
Good to lock in the 2026 campaign slogan Nice and early Now. After her comments sparked outrage, Ernst did the seemingly impossible and managed to make it worse with a sarcastic apology video that she filmed where in a cemetery and I made an incorrect assumption that everyone in the auditorium understood that, yes, we are all going to perish from this earth. So I apologize and I'm really, really.
Clea Duvall
Glad that I did not have to.
John Lovett
Bring up the subject of the Tooth Fairy as well. It's nice of her to keep digging in the place where the holes are at least useful. But Joni wasn't the only Republican struggling to defend the We're All Gonna die Act of 2025. Georgia Congresswoman in person who does not wipe down the machine. After Marjorie Taylor Greene said she regretted voting for the bill and admitted that she didn't actually read it, she objected to a revision slipped into the bill that would ban state regulation for AI for a decade. Though I'm not sure what Marjorie's worried about. AI will never be able to replace jobs like Scarecrow that got struck by lightning and started having doubts about the Hob Holocaust. Please.
Joe Biden
These gays, they're trying to murder me.
John Lovett
And you know what that sound means. It's time for gay news. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Gay news. In Montana, the Missoula City Council skirted a state ban on pride flags in government buildings by adopting the pride flag as the official city flag. Great move. Not to be outdone, San Francisco proposed replacing its official flag, a sea lion shooting up on a streetcar, with an even gayer pride flag, which officials are hoping to accomplish by 2032 once the first environmental impact statement is complete. Bada ba ba da Gay news. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has directed the Navy to remove Harvey Milk's name from a vessel celebrating the late gay rights icon. In Milk's honor, however, the ship will remain full of semen. Explained Hegseth, there's no good reason for the Navy to honor Harvey Milk this way, who I assume is the inventor of Milk Pete. You can rename the ships, you can throw out the books at the Naval Academy, but you will never stop the Navy from being gay. Harvey Milk was the first openly gay man to be elected to public office in this country and had served in the Navy until he was forced to resign when he was outed. Interesting fact. The reason Harvey Milk is said to be the first gay man elected to public office is because a few years before in Michigan, Kathy Kozachenko was elected to the Ann Arbor City Council and another lesbian was elected to the Massachusetts legislature a year later. But these pathbreaking dykes are less well known than Harvey Milk because PR is all gay guys and straight women. Lesbians, step away from the lathe and write a press release for your girl Kathy. Let's get her a ship. Bada ba ba da Gay News A museum in Amsterdam exhibited a 200 year old condom decorated with an erotic scene of three clergymen and a nun, which curators say was likely a luxury brothel souvenir, said Joe Biden. Oh, there it is. And that's gay news. In Grey News, Grey Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo said that the TSA recently called in a bomb squad when she tried to go through security with sunflower seeds from Erewhon. One TSA agent reportedly said to Pompeo, you paid how much? That's gotta be a crime. Pompeo told Travel and Leisure. They literally held me for an hour and they brought the bomb squad in. Imagine you're a TSA agent. Ellen Pompeo's bag has set off the bomb detector. You're pretty sure she doesn't have a bomb? She's Ellen Pompeo. But then what if she does? What if the 20th season of Grey's Anatomy finally pushed her over the edge? Ellen Pompeo blows up a passenger plane and you're the agent who let her board because she she was Ellen Pompeo from Grey's Anatomy. You can't take that kind of a risk. In other Grey news, an elephant broke into a store in Thailand and helped itself to several bags of sweet rice, crackers, bananas and a sandwich. Don't love that I ate more than a starving elephant for lunch, but hey, at least I had pants on when I did it. In bee news, 250 million bees escaped after a semi truck overturned in Washington state. According to bee experts, that's a quarter of a billion. In an unrelated story, this summer's hottest fashion accessory is a big hat with a mesh veil. If you want to help out the company that suffered this Loss. They have started a GoFundBee. And that's B News. Coming up, Darby Lynn Cartwright and Alexis Bevel share their very homosexual opinions. Hey, don't go anywhere.
Joe Biden
There's more of Love it or Leave it coming up.
John Lovett
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See full terms@mintmobile.com and we're back. A very wise drag queen once asked, if you don't love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else? My question is, if you don't hate yourself, how the hell are you gonna hate somebody else? Here to help us figure it out, it's tonight's judges, the Waldorf and Stadler of Drag Darby, Lynn Cartwright and Alexis Bevels. Hi. Thank you for being here.
Greg
Hi.
John Lovett
Hi. So lovely to have you. Please join us at the desk. Come on. Oh, wow. Thank you both for being here.
Joe Biden
Thanks for having us.
John Lovett
Do you do a lot of judging on your show together?
Joni Ernst
Yes, all the time.
Joe Biden
But, like, kindly, like, I've never called someone ugly, although I have, and I. It's usually me, but I didn't mean to. It just came out. It was when, like, the truth came out, and it's like, how are you going to stop that? You know? But she doesn't talk to me anymore. What are we judging tonight? How judgy do we have to be?
John Lovett
You can be as judgy as you want to be. Basically, I would like. First of all, let's start with this judge, the monologue.
Joni Ernst
Absolutely. We can do that.
Joe Biden
We absolutely like. It was so good that we definitely were listening to it back there.
Joni Ernst
Yeah.
John Lovett
What were some of your favorite parts? Whoa. When you.
Joe Biden
I love the beginning. The middle was good. The middle was about 18 minutes. The middle was about 18 minutes, and I liked that.
Joni Ernst
And when you also. I loved your outfit.
John Lovett
Oh, thanks. Thanks for saying that. Thanks for saying that.
Joe Biden
There's a lot of music in your monologues. Are you a musical artist?
John Lovett
Yeah, I'm a musical artist.
Joni Ernst
Yeah. There's a lot of clips, too, but I didn't notice any familiar faces on any of the clips, like, any familiar faces, like.
John Lovett
Yeah. Oh, I see. Because it wasn't about you is what you're saying.
Joni Ernst
Right. So that's why we didn't.
John Lovett
So. Lost your focus, Lost your attention.
Joe Biden
Yeah.
Joni Ernst
I'm so sorry.
John Lovett
Well, that's. And I honestly respect that, but. And so let's do some practice judging.
Joe Biden
Okay. Okay. Okay.
John Lovett
To get us ready for the rest of the show here in your courtroom, in a segment we're calling you're under oath. You're under eye.
Joe Biden
Sound effects.
John Lovett
Okay. Please pass judgment on Target's Pride neutrals.
Joni Ernst
Oh.
Joe Biden
Ooh.
John Lovett
So this is. So this is part of Target's Pride collection. It's sort of a kind of oatmeal color. If you look closely, it says out and Proud in very small letters. But one might argue that in this case, the medium is the message.
Joe Biden
Yeah, yeah, listen, you know, we don't do Target anymore, unfortunately, but when we used to go to Target, I only went for their Pride collection. And I have to say, this collection looks like it's beige for buy. I give it a 4 out of 10. If that wasn't clear. I hate it.
Joni Ernst
I have bought and returned so many of the Target Pride collection items over the year.
Joe Biden
Years. Why'd you were. Wait, why?
Joni Ernst
Because they weren't cute.
Joe Biden
Then why'd you buy them to start?
Joni Ernst
Well, I think they're cute in the store, and then I take them home and I try them on and they're not cute anymore.
Joe Biden
You don't love yourself.
Joni Ernst
That's true. I didn't when I was still going to Target, but now I'm on anti anxiety medications. Alexa. 20 milligrams a day.
Greg
Wow.
Joni Ernst
And I love my. Thank you so much. And I love myself a little bit more. So I'm gonna say no thanks to that. And then minus two.
Joe Biden
That was good.
John Lovett
Negative two.
Joe Biden
I saw a guy once. I don't know if this is the show for it, but I saw a guy jerking off in a Target once by the Athletic Wear.
John Lovett
Well, he's probably working up a sweat. You want a wicking fabric?
Joe Biden
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
John Lovett
You want to what?
Joni Ernst
You want to wick?
Joe Biden
You're right.
John Lovett
For sure.
Joni Ernst
Yeah.
Joe Biden
Don't say come. Don't say come. On this podcast, we're all friends. Oh, yeah. Depressed. That's the same Celexa bitch. I recognize you.
Joni Ernst
Are you mad at us?
John Lovett
Not at even the littlest, but I'm very much enjoying this.
Joe Biden
Okay, good.
John Lovett
I feel good about it. You feel good about it?
Joe Biden
Yeah, I felt good about it till Alexis checked.
Joni Ernst
If I'm mad, I don't take Lexapro. She's on Prozac. I'm on Celexa.
John Lovett
Oh, sorry.
Joni Ernst
Cause it sounds like my name. Alexis. Alexa.
John Lovett
Oh.
Joe Biden
Oh, I'm on Prozac. Yeah. And thank you. And Adderall.
Joni Ernst
And she can't come anymore, so she doesn't need the moisture wicking. It's fine.
Joe Biden
True. But I'm on Truvada just in case.
John Lovett
Great. Great.
Joe Biden
Thank you.
John Lovett
Happy Pride. Next up, we have Ash and Chess's. My other they is a them bumper sticker.
Joni Ernst
Oh, wait.
John Lovett
2023 Pride collection was removed from some targets due to threats. Ash and Car Chess have apparently quadrupled down on their queerness with their bumper sticker that reads my other they Is them. I like it because I. What does it mean? My other they is a them.
Joe Biden
Are you asking what the bumper sticker means or what non binary means?
John Lovett
No, I know what non binary means.
Joe Biden
I just found out and I love it it all for it. I love plurals, you know, what do you say, Alexis?
Joni Ernst
I say minus one because of the.
John Lovett
Font, but yeah, it's a tough font.
Joni Ernst
I like the message. I feel like it's pro poly polyamory.
John Lovett
Oh, that's an interesting interpretation. Wow, this is a beautiful, rich text. Because you're saying my other day is a them is like my other they is in my other half is multiple people. Is that what it means to me? Maybe. Did anybody. I just read it as. I think the simplest down the middle interpretation is I'm a they and I'm with the they. Basically. My other they is at them. Is that. Is that just what I how I read it?
Joni Ernst
Oh, that made who asks more sense.
Joe Biden
Why are we asking? Let people live their lives. First of all, you're right. I love a. I love a funny bumper sticker. The like, don't honk at me or I'll cry. I love that shit. Yeah, but I don't want anyone to talk to me ever. And if you put a bumper sticker on your car, guess what's gonna happen? That depressed Alexa girl is going to be like, I love it. You are. See, she's already given feedback. So I would say no on this bumper sticker, but yes on the sentiment.
John Lovett
Okay.
Joe Biden
Non binary pride.
John Lovett
Next up, we have the lesbian Target Birds and their U Haul.
Joni Ernst
Oh, I. Yeah.
John Lovett
What do we think?
Joni Ernst
I've heard about these.
Joe Biden
Is it okay? Yeah. Now, I also recently heard about lesbians, and so I know no. Okay, I'll tell you this. There's a lesbian in Costa Rica named Paola who does all of her social media. Hi, Paula. She's the sweetest, but she's also young. So I ask her if things are offensive, and I'll say, I thought the U Haul thing may be a little like, stereotypical offensive, but she responded, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
John Lovett
And was that in Spanish or English?
Joe Biden
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I give it a 5.
Joni Ernst
When I moved here from Chicago three years ago, I drove with a friend. We're no longer speaking in a U Haul. And it was beautiful. The mountains of Colorado, the desert.
Joe Biden
Alexis, there's other guests.
Joni Ernst
Okay. I said no. And I said minus three, because there's three items on the screen. Actually, I'm mad at Target because I also Loved going there and walking around for hours and spending money I didn't have and then asking her for money so I could have money.
Joe Biden
Yeah.
Joni Ernst
Paola, who does our social media makes more than I do?
Joe Biden
She does.
Joni Ernst
She does. So I w. I do like those birds. I like them, too, but never enough to buy one. I just like that they're there.
John Lovett
What happened between Chicago and California that caused you to have such a falling out? Or was it when you got here?
Joni Ernst
It was when I got here, but I will tell you that there was some kind of miscommunication with a truck driver and he. We passed him and he got mad at that, and so he came up and he threw quarters at us.
John Lovett
Wow.
Joni Ernst
It was very scary.
John Lovett
And did you do the dance or was it. You just. It was. Oh, it wasn't like four something.
Joni Ernst
No, it was because he was mad at us that we.
Joe Biden
The quarter did go down her top, though, so she did end up topless anyway. But the guy was really thankful.
John Lovett
That's actually the start of Thelma and Louise, in a sense.
Joni Ernst
Oh, yeah. And it was Brad Pitt in the semi next to.
John Lovett
Yeah, that's cool. That's cool.
Joe Biden
That's fun.
John Lovett
Next up, we have the Human Rights Campaign trucker hat. It says trucker. It has an eagle with talons that says these colors. The feathers of the eagle, for those listening are in the pride rainbow, including. We have the kind of addition of the black, brown, turquoise, white, and pink on the tail feathers.
Joe Biden
Wow.
John Lovett
So that's interesting. It's an interesting.
Joe Biden
You know what?
John Lovett
It's an interesting eagle.
Joe Biden
Why do gay people get a whole month? That's what I think about when I see that hat.
Joni Ernst
Yeah.
Joe Biden
Maybe we shouldn't have rights, you know, maybe.
John Lovett
I like it. I actually like it.
Joe Biden
What do you like about it?
Joni Ernst
I like it, too.
John Lovett
So I like that we're taking the symbol back.
Joni Ernst
Yeah.
Joe Biden
We're not letting the.
John Lovett
Yes.
Joe Biden
Oh, okay.
John Lovett
We're not letting the conservative. Why do conservatives get eagles? I like the eagle we got.
Joe Biden
We took the rainbow from Christ. So that's pretty good. That's a big one.
John Lovett
That's great. That's great. And that felt good.
Joe Biden
Yeah. It still feels good every day.
Joni Ernst
I'm going to use this opportunity. I'm going to just brag for a little bit and say that I recently went on a cruise to Alaska. Thank you. And I saw a bunch of real eagles there. And did you know that in eagle relationships, males and females, if the female dies, the male will just starve himself and then die as well? But if the male dies, the female will go find another partner. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm. I'm plus five for this.
Joe Biden
What do you like about it? Honestly?
John Lovett
What do I like about it? I just want the. I don't like the idea that conservatives got the flag. Patriotism, all those things. I want those things. They're useful. Yeah, they're useful.
Joe Biden
Absolutely.
John Lovett
That's our eagle.
Joe Biden
Gayer bird, though. You could do peacock.
Joni Ernst
Hummingbirds.
Joe Biden
Hummingbirds. They're mean. They're cute, but they're mean. That's gay.
Joni Ernst
Someone just yelled geese and I.
Joe Biden
Oh, God. It's select.
John Lovett
Benjamin Franklin. Franklin wanted our national bird to be the turkey.
Joe Biden
Oh, he did. Yeah, he did.
John Lovett
That's a great bird.
Joe Biden
They're smart. They're smart. I stopped eating them a couple years ago because I found out they were highly emotionally intelligent, and I felt bad. Yeah.
Joni Ernst
But.
Joe Biden
But I started eating them again.
John Lovett
I once went out to dinner after watching my octopus teacher, and they had.
Joe Biden
A special no on teachers.
Joni Ernst
That's a no?
John Lovett
Yeah, it was fresh caught teacher.
Joe Biden
Oh, wow.
John Lovett
Served grills.
Joni Ernst
My octopus teacher is. Is a film.
John Lovett
Yeah.
Joni Ernst
Okay. I thought you just had an octopus teacher. I was worried that there was a course I missed.
Joe Biden
Yeah, don't encourage it.
John Lovett
Hey, everybody, before I move on, I just want to say everybody should check out Darby and Alexis. Fantastic podcast in my homosexual opinion. Thank you so much. And you'll be judging all as we go. You're just there to judge.
Joe Biden
Very sorry, can I have the stage for a moment? Quiet trans voices. John, I have a twin brother who is straight, so I've always not been as good as him because God made a mistake with the whole gay thing. But this is his favorite podcast and he's not on it, and I am.
John Lovett
Wow.
Joe Biden
I hope smelling your pussy fingers is worth it.
Donald Trump
Okay.
Joe Biden
I don't know what straight guys do. I'm sorry. I don't know.
John Lovett
I don't know, really. Your brother's favorite podcast?
Joe Biden
Yeah. Truly. Grant.
John Lovett
Grant, yeah. Where does he live?
Joe Biden
He lives in Orlando. Don't judge him for that. So my twin brother, he was a pastor for 20 years. We were not friends. He left the church and now he's gay. Affirming and very liberal and like, oops, sorry. I made a lot of mistakes. And so. And we have a podcast called Twinny Window where we talk about our childhood, and he remembers it very differently than I do.
John Lovett
That's so interesting.
Joe Biden
Thank you.
John Lovett
We'll be right back. Hey, don't go anywhere.
Joe Biden
There's more of Love it or Leave it coming up.
John Lovett
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Joe Biden
How many discounts does USAA auto insurance offer? Too many to say here.
John Lovett
Multi vehicle discount.
Joe Biden
Safe driver discount.
Greg
New vehicle discount, Storage discount, Legacy.
Joe Biden
How many discounts will you stack up?
John Lovett
Tap the banner or visit usaa.com autodiscounts restrictions apply. It's the Love it or Leave it Pride show. And just like Pride month itself, we're somehow doing way too much and not enough. It wouldn't be a rainbow without all the colors. So please welcome to the stage, it's Joe Kim. Booster. Adam Rippon, Brendan Scannel, Sabrina Wu. And the iconic Clea Duval. Hi. Come on in. Oh, you want to. Oh, okay. Sit there. Cause you'll be a team. Because you'll be a team. Okay. That's great.
Clea Duvall
Thank you.
John Lovett
Thank you. That's perfect. Wow. Oh, I forgot that I have to sit in this. Oh, shit.
Joe Biden
Cross your legs, Jon.
Greg
Basic Instinct. The audience.
John Lovett
See my Tommy Jones side, saddle side, and I'm sitting. Didn't make sense. Okay. Hi, everybody.
Greg
Hi.
John Lovett
Thank you all for being here. What a fun group of. Adam, you're so far from me.
Joe Biden
I know. But I have direct, like, line of sight to you, which is ideal.
John Lovett
Nice. Thank you for saying that.
Joe Biden
What? Thank you.
John Lovett
You want to say it to the class oh.
Elon Musk
Oh, yeah. I leaned over to Clea, I said, you're so tall.
Clea Duvall
And then I said, I'll scooch down.
Greg
It's like they have their own language.
John Lovett
It's crazy. So many people use this month to immerse themselves in queer art. For example, I just finished all of Real Housewives of New York.
Greg
What was your favorite season?
John Lovett
Well, favorite season, I mean. I mean, Scary Island. Come on. I love. I mean, the true most breathtaking thing in Real Housewives of New York is there is not a scripted HBO drama that has the slow meted out plotline of Luann De Lesseps writing a book about class in season one. And inch by inch she arrives as if it was inevitable, eating a bologna sandwich in jail, realizing she bit the mustard packet. In season 10, you can't find that transition in 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3 or 2, but there it is. Imperceptible, magical.
Greg
Listen, people don't want to accept this, but it is like, if you want to see like interesting narratives about women over 50, there's only one place on television you're going to get it, and it's Bravo.
John Lovett
Yeah. Plus whatever's happening on and just like that. And I don't know what is. I don't actually know what's happening on him. Just like that.
Elon Musk
Well, you know, they're doing amazing things with non binary people.
Greg
Either way, your community really took a blow from that show.
Elon Musk
No, I think we finally became a part of the zeitgeist.
Joe Biden
Well said. Che Diaz. Me.
Elon Musk
Che Diaz.
Joe Biden
Exactly.
Elon Musk
In honor of I was fucking. Okay, sorry.
John Lovett
No, finish your thought.
Elon Musk
And I've watched the show. I'm fucking Miranda. Or Julia. Who's rude? Julia Roberts.
Greg
Julia Roberts.
Joe Biden
Julia Roberts.
John Lovett
Julia Roberts. I gotta check back in.
Clea Duvall
I think she's on.
Elon Musk
I'm so. I can't believe we're being quizzed on.
Greg
Like, what a get for them.
Elon Musk
Wait, is it not Julia Roberts?
John Lovett
Probably not, no.
Elon Musk
Sarah Jessica, she was Sarah Jessica Parker.
Joe Biden
Oh, her sister. Sister. Sarah Jessica.
John Lovett
Yes.
Elon Musk
I'm fingering a blonde woman.
John Lovett
Wow.
Elon Musk
Three fingers in. That's okay.
John Lovett
Get off.
Elon Musk
Hey.
Joe Biden
This is why Shay Diaz got a pilot.
Elon Musk
Thank you for having me on the show. If anyone wants to tell me what Shay Diaz's vibe is like, just help me out.
Clea Duvall
I feel like you nailed it.
Joe Biden
You're nailing it. Oh, yeah?
John Lovett
Yeah.
Elon Musk
What does JD has do butt bomb on stage.
Joe Biden
I'm sorry.
John Lovett
I'm really enjoying the vibe. Hi, Claire.
Clea Duvall
Hi.
John Lovett
Nice to meet you.
Clea Duvall
Nice to meet you too.
John Lovett
Remember the faculty?
Clea Duvall
Of course.
John Lovett
Spooky.
Clea Duvall
Very tense.
John Lovett
In honor of Pride, we're gonna do what we do best. Pit different parts of the flag against each other as. As the gay guys ass off against the queers and lesbos in a TV and film quiz we're calling But I'm a Brokeback Mountain Cheerleader. I'm a Cheerleader is like a seminal text for all of the bisexuals and lesbians at crooked media.
Clea Duvall
Oh, really?
John Lovett
Yeah. And they've shown it to all of their boyfriends. Yeah. Got em. Clay and Sabrina, you will square off against Joel, Brendan, and Adam, because you two are equal to three gay guys just in terms of worth and strength.
Joe Biden
Yes. And Adam and I are white gay guys, so I just want to point that out.
Greg
We're in the negatives over here. Starting at a different set.
Elon Musk
Why are they gay guys in we're two slurs like, why are we queer in lesbo? And they're just gay guys.
John Lovett
That's such an important point. I have been completely disrespectful by not calling them what they are, which are just fucking cum guzzling fags.
Greg
Yeah.
Joe Biden
Thank you.
John Lovett
And so I honor that. I hear it, I receive it.
Joe Biden
Happy pride.
John Lovett
I'm listening. I'm learning, I'm growing.
Greg
I love that you achieved parody not by giving them an honorific that was not a slur, but just by bringing us down too.
John Lovett
That idea had not occurred to me. Okay. Darby and Alexis will be our judges, and we'll keep track of the score for us.
Joe Biden
Oh, that's why we have these.
John Lovett
And where are we at so far? Points wise.
Joni Ernst
Okay.
Joe Biden
Currently, we're. It's neck and neck.
John Lovett
All right, first up. What? Ryan Murphy TV series featured gay couple Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson. Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson.
Joe Biden
This can't be real. Oh, you don't want to see what they're mouthing. This is crazy.
John Lovett
What?
Joe Biden
Come on, you don't know this.
Elon Musk
I barely know who Julia Roberts is.
Clea Duvall
Wait, say the names again.
John Lovett
Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson.
Joe Biden
Kurt, if you don't know their names are not gonna help.
John Lovett
You don't. I mean, honestly, like, the fact that Kurt Hummel isn't light in a bell is just a fascinating moment for us.
Elon Musk
Yeah.
Clea Duvall
This can't be real.
Elon Musk
Like, can we guess? Like, three Ryan Murphy shows? All right, I think you should start.
Joe Biden
This is crazy.
Clea Duvall
Suddenly I can't think of one Ryan Murphy show.
John Lovett
Oh, my God.
Elon Musk
Wait, wait. No, no. Yeah, I can think of. Wait, okay. Is it the politician?
John Lovett
No. You're out. I. Fucking Glee. It's Glee.
Clea Duvall
I've never seen Glee.
Greg
Wow.
Joe Biden
Oh, my.
Elon Musk
Oh, I know.
John Lovett
Oh.
Clea Duvall
Just wait for your question.
Joe Biden
I don't feel nervous anymore. How did you know you were gay if you've never seen Glee?
Clea Duvall
I'm a lesbian.
Greg
How did you have the courage to come out?
Elon Musk
I became sexually attracted to Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I kind of did it for me.
Clea Duvall
And I was first sexually attracted to Stormtroopers from the original Star Wars. I'm much older than you guys.
John Lovett
Wow. Unpack that.
Clea Duvall
You know, I think about it a lot, and I think that because they were just these sort of, like, strong, genderless, like, anonymous beings that were very in control, like a glory hole.
Joe Biden
Okay, I'm listening now.
Clea Duvall
Yeah, they're hot.
John Lovett
Honestly. I get it. I get it. I get it. Over to the gay guys. Who plays camp counselor Mike in But I'm a Cheerleader, starring the incomparable Clay Duvall and also Natasha Lyon, who plays the camp counselor Mike.
Joe Biden
Can you ask us the first question instead?
John Lovett
That was for them. This is really easy. See?
Elon Musk
Damn, you guys are dumb as fuck.
John Lovett
It's hard.
Greg
It's hard because I only remember the women in any movie.
Joe Biden
Yeah. Asking of us about the man. As gay guys, we don't see ourselves in men.
Greg
No.
John Lovett
What?
Joe Biden
Gay men in film?
Greg
No. I identify with Toni Collette. Okay.
Joe Biden
Camp counselor Mike.
Greg
Who was the man in that movie? Who is the man?
Joe Biden
What is the movie again?
John Lovett
What?
Joe Biden
What?
John Lovett
What? The answer.
Greg
That is crazy.
Clea Duvall
RuPaul.
Greg
That's tricky, because I should have.
Joe Biden
Who's that?
Joni Ernst
Okay.
John Lovett
It's zero.
Joni Ernst
Oh, I gave. I renamed them Celia.
John Lovett
Oh, Seclia.
Joni Ernst
Okay. I gave you 11 points for not knowing about Glee, and then I gave you nine points because of tails. Cause that does sound sexy to me.
Joe Biden
Yeah.
John Lovett
I think Sega got a lot of people.
Clea Duvall
I don't know what Tails is.
John Lovett
I'm saying Sega got a lot of people, you know, because it was a.
Greg
Sega Genesis game, and he's a fox that can fly by spinning his many tails.
Joe Biden
It's like Star Wars. Okay.
John Lovett
In the movie Brokeback Mountain, Jake Gyllenhaal tells Heath Ledger he wishes he knew how to. What?
Clea Duvall
Quit.
John Lovett
Quit.
Joe Biden
Yeah.
John Lovett
Yeah. You got it. Next up, Corky and Violet are the Protagonists in what 1996 lesbian neo noir from the Wachowski sisters. You know, I. I love. I love how much. Just like, the. The. The theory of this game is working because Clay just fucking knows it. He's like, yeah. And you. It's nothing. That's so interesting. Isn't this interesting?
Clea Duvall
It's really interesting.
John Lovett
What?
Greg
Say it again. Who are the names?
Joe Biden
The Wachowski sisters.
Greg
No, no, no.
John Lovett
Those characters names. Corky and Violet in 1996. Lesbian neo noir from the Makowski series.
Greg
I only know one Corky and he was on tv.
Joe Biden
I only know Corky Romano with Chris Kattan.
Clea Duvall
Yeah, you could have just said Corky and I would have known.
John Lovett
Wow. You want to tell them Bound.
Greg
Oh, Jennifer Tilly, right? Yeah.
Clea Duvall
Jennifer Tilly.
John Lovett
Yeah.
Clea Duvall
Gina Griffin.
Greg
Yeah.
John Lovett
All right, back over to Seclia in Luca Guadagino. Nope, Guadagnino. And call me by your name. Tiffany Chamele. What.
Clea Duvall
Is it? The answer Peach.
John Lovett
Yes. Wow. Wow.
Joe Biden
Oh, my God.
John Lovett
That is impressive. That is impressive. I'm blown away.
Joni Ernst
Yeah.
John Lovett
Back over to the boys. Well, behind. What was the title of the L Word reboot which ran from 2019 to 2023?
Joe Biden
I know this. Take it away. L Word Generation Q.
John Lovett
You got it. Got it.
Joe Biden
That ran for how many seasons?
John Lovett
I think four years. I don't know how many seasons they got out of the L Word.
Greg
I recently had someone stop me on the street and say that they loved me in L Word Generation Cube. I am not in L wor. There is a lovely trans male actor that is in Generation Q that they were confusing me for.
Joe Biden
What did you say?
Greg
I said, thank you so much.
John Lovett
Yeah, it's nice to be recognized in a 2022 Gay Classic. The main character, Noah, refers to the setting as gay Disney World. What is that setting? Which is also the name of the.
Joe Biden
Film can we steal?
Clea Duvall
I think it's Fire Island.
John Lovett
You got it.
Greg
Wow. They wouldn't have gotten it otherwise though. I guess they don't have Hulu subscriptions.
John Lovett
Yeah, no, I did.
Clea Duvall
I saw the movie.
Greg
You sent me a really nice message about it too.
John Lovett
Wow, that's classy. Gotta tell people when you like their stuff. I don't do that enough. Next up, in her culture changing 90s sitcom Ellen, Ellen DeGeneres blurts out her sexuality in an airport. To which beloved actress, Laura Dern. Correct. Susan. I'm gay. It was at the airport and she.
Greg
Did it into the microphone.
John Lovett
I love that. I watched that live. Everybody else watch that live?
Greg
I did.
John Lovett
Yeah, I watched that live. It was very meaningful to me and I didn't know it was meaningful to me. I didn't realize how much because it wasn't until years later because I was in the closet when I saw it. And then I saw Ellen getting the medal of honor from President Obama. I'm sobbing. I'm like, what's this about? I never Talked about it until just now? No, no, I've talked about it since. I talk about everything all the time now. But back then I was in the closet. I see Ellen. It means a lot to me. I don't say a word about it. Years go by, I come out, Ellen gets the medal of honor. I'm sobbing. Oh my God. This was important to me. But it was a secret at the time. And that's just my. You know. And then apparently she's mean. The world's a complicated.
Joe Biden
We're settled. Women be mean.
John Lovett
I agree.
Joe Biden
Okay, nevermind. I'll back off.
John Lovett
In the Christmas rom com, happiest season, directed by Clay Duvall. Kristen Stewart ends up with Mackenzie Davis. But some fans screamed and begged and pleaded that she should have Aubrey Plaza. That's practical.
Greg
Should have been one of them.
John Lovett
That's what. That's what my card says.
Clea Duvall
I was one of them.
John Lovett
Is that not a thing you did? That's not. You're not familiar with.
Clea Duvall
No, I'm very familiar.
John Lovett
Was that a big thing at the time? People were really mad that that didn't end the way that you.
Greg
The lesbian community.
Joe Biden
Wow.
John Lovett
Wow.
Elon Musk
It was hard for me. Yeah.
Joni Ernst
Yeah.
John Lovett
Sabrina, would. Is there any you have.
Clea Duvall
Do you want to talk about it?
Elon Musk
No, no, no, no. Not in front of you.
John Lovett
Just like. And stuff.
Greg
Yeah.
Elon Musk
Oh, yeah, yeah. All over the YouTube.
Greg
You should check out her letterbox reviews.
Joe Biden
John, John, I'm sorry to interrupt, but we have a development. We are currently at a tie.
Donald Trump
Wow.
Joe Biden
We are currently at a tie.
John Lovett
We are at a tie.
Joni Ernst
Yeah. And Clea got eight points extra for knowing about the peach. Cuz eight is kind of a butt, but sideways.
Joe Biden
Can we turn her mic off?
Joni Ernst
But you got three points.
John Lovett
You got three. I got three points.
Joni Ernst
Yeah. For your Ellen story. That touched me.
John Lovett
Oh, thank you. Thank you for saying that.
Joe Biden
You're welcome.
John Lovett
Thank you for giving me points. Next up in 2017, presenters Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway accidentally announced La La Land as winner of best Picture. What Gay black coming of age drama actually won that year?
Elon Musk
Oh, I can say it.
Joe Biden
Yeah.
Elon Musk
Moonlight.
John Lovett
Hell yeah. So I'm gonna go right to another one. Name all three leads in the film to Wong Fu. Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar.
Clea Duvall
The actors.
John Lovett
The actors.
Joe Biden
Oh, the actors.
Elon Musk
Yeah, we're talking about the.
John Lovett
You like the movie too, Wong Fu. Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar. Well, do you have it? Do you guys have it? You think you have it? Isn't that interesting? They have it.
Clea Duvall
Well, it's. Patrick Swayze is in it, right?
John Lovett
Correct.
Joe Biden
Yeah.
Clea Duvall
Wesley Snipes.
Joe Biden
Yeah.
John Lovett
Fucking unbelievable. Just a. Just a cheating lesbian in the crowd. Just a unscrupulous non binary person in the audience. They them don't follow the rules.
Clea Duvall
Can we just have just some silence so I can really concentrate?
Greg
Legazamma.
Clea Duvall
John Legazamo.
John Lovett
Wow. Wow. All right, I'll do one more because I do love this question, which is.
Joe Biden
Is this podcast new?
Greg
It is.
John Lovett
That sucks.
Greg
It's sort of in an.
John Lovett
It's. Believe it or not, I've done this hundreds of times.
Joe Biden
Oh, okay.
Greg
It's sort of an indictment on the industry right now that literally every lesbian movie you've quizzed us on other than happiest season was not from this century. Yeah. What's that about, John?
John Lovett
I'm in charge and I don't let the lesbians make stuff anymore. That's how we did it. In an iconic scene from John Warner's movie Pink Flamingos, Babs Johnson, played by drag legend Divine, is asked her political beliefs. Can you name one of those beliefs? I'll let it open up to anybody. Can anyone name one of those beliefs?
Joe Biden
She. And it's a good one. It was like eats something, right?
John Lovett
Eat. Yeah. Yes, yes. You're getting it. Eat, eat. You're sick and die, right? Yeah, I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you.
Joe Biden
Yeah, we'll go with that.
John Lovett
Let's eat shit and die. Let's watch the clip.
Joe Biden
Kill everyone now.
John Lovett
Condone first degree murder. Advocate cannibalism.
Joe Biden
Eat shit.
John Lovett
Filth are my politics. Filth is my life. What's our score at?
Joe Biden
Okay, okay. Hers is made up. Go ahead.
Joni Ernst
So Sucliya is actually sitting with 100 points.
John Lovett
Wow.
Joe Biden
It's incredible.
John Lovett
Incredible.
Joni Ernst
I put just. The gay gentleman got 11,105.
Joe Biden
They have five.
Joni Ernst
Five points. John Lovett has three points. And the unscrupulous. They them has two.
John Lovett
Wow. Way to go. I'm gonna call it a tie. I think it was just a tie, but I'm gonna give it to Siklia. I'm just gonna. That's. I'm gonna tie break it.
Joe Biden
Oh, no, my nail.
John Lovett
We'll be right back.
Elon Musk
Kate.
John Lovett
Don't go anywhere.
Joe Biden
There's more of Love it or Leave it coming up.
John Lovett
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John Lovett
I'm so. What? Oh, points and okay. And we're back. It's Pride Month, and that means more yelling. And that's where the Crooked Store comes in. Wear a Join or Die Pride tee or a Leave Trans Kids Alone tee to send a message. Or you can add some fun to your month by picking up a Pride Bundle. That's a surprise selection of Pride merch for just $10 or $20. You choose your T shirt size, and the Cricut store will do the rest. It's like playing the lottery, except you always win. You don't have to lie about it to your loved ones for years. That's what you do if you win the lottery. Keep it a fucking secret. Trust me. What? What? Head to crooked.comstore for all your Pride Month merch. We have the great Leave Trans Kids Alone shirts. We have Join or Die LGBTQ shirts that are very cool. Check them out, please. It helps support everything. This has been a fantastic show, and we could think of no better way to close out the night than by taking a spin on the Love it or Leave it classic. In a segment we're calling the Pride Wheel, we'll spin the wheel, and when it lands on us, we'll each share one thing, gay or not, Pride related or not, that we're proud of. Are you guys ready?
Joe Biden
Yes. Yes. Queen.
John Lovett
Yes.
Joe Biden
Work mama. Sleigh.
Joni Ernst
Boots.
John Lovett
Okay, let's spin. Has landed on Darby.
Joe Biden
Oh, shit. Okay, Darby, What?
John Lovett
Is something you're proud of? It could be anything.
Joe Biden
Okay.
John Lovett
And you have a minute.
Joe Biden
Okay, great. Thank you so much. Starting now?
John Lovett
Sure.
Joe Biden
Great. Okay, first of all, I just lost a nail in the middle of that. That's homophobic. But that's okay. That's what Pride's all about, is facing those things head on. Speaking of, my dad got so constipated that he was in so much pain, he passed out while on the toilet. And then when he woke up on the ground, he had shit all over himself. So I'm proud of the fact that his constipation, we found out, was psychological. He's a very homophobic man, and his mind won't let him. Shit.
John Lovett
Sorry.
Joe Biden
That's a true story.
John Lovett
That was so beautiful. I thought that was, like, a poignant and beautiful story.
Joe Biden
Thank you. So thank you.
John Lovett
Isn't that how Elvis died? Didn't Elvis die in the toilet?
Joe Biden
He did, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I'm hoping the same happens to my dad. Sorry he's so bad, y' all.
John Lovett
Okay, let's spin it again. Oh, it has landed on Alexis.
Joe Biden
Oh, hi.
Joni Ernst
Okay, I have been rehearsing this all day. I'm not just saying it because it came up earlier, but I am proud most this year of Sarah Jessica Parker. She wears a hat in the new season of and just like that, that truly reminds me to be bold and express myself in a way that's authentic to me, which is wacky and whimsical and just like hat by Miriam Kami. I too want to go out into the world and be as brave and authentic as she is. Thank you, Sarah Jessica.
John Lovett
That's beautiful. That's so beautiful. I thought that was beautiful.
Joni Ernst
Thank you.
John Lovett
10 out of 10. All right, let's spin it again. It has landed on Brendan. What's something you're proud of, Brendon?
Joe Biden
I'm proud that this pride is also my six year anniversary with my boyfriend. We met on pride at a party and his shirt was off and we started talking about how he had had laser hair removal to remove the hair on his back. And I was like, I've had laser hair removal to remove the hair on my neck because of my acne. And then the next day I dmed him, hey, if you ever want to talk more about laser hair removal, I'd love to get you a drink. And now we've been together six years, so that's a message to all you single losers out there. This pride, just talk to somebody.
John Lovett
Just talk to somebody. And Brennan, you're hosting. What'd I do? Weird. Oh, you got a 69.
Joni Ernst
It's a 6G.
Joe Biden
Way to come to life at the end of the episode. Jesus.
John Lovett
Cr Brendan is hosting the show Three's Comedy this Monday, June 9th at Nico's Atwater.
Joe Biden
That means I have nothing to promote. But you should all come.
John Lovett
Yeah. Let's spin it again. It has landed on Joel.
Greg
Yeah, this is, I guess it's been two and a half, almost three weeks now since I have looked at a comment or jumped into the comments or looked at the reviews of my podcast or looked at the letterboxd reviews of my movie. I have completely let go because my life is actually pretty great when I'm not looking at my phone. And I know all six reasons why people hate me. So it really doesn't deviate from six different buckets. And it's just not interesting to look at anymore. So I guess I'm like not so much of a masochist anymore. But I'm very proud of myself for that because it's difficult. If you knew a bunch of people were talking about you, wouldn't you want to know what they're saying. And it turns out I don't now, so that's a real growth moment for me.
Joe Biden
What's one of the buckets?
Greg
One of the buckets is I'm a bad representation for the community.
Joe Biden
Bullshit.
Greg
Yeah. No, they do. I love your body, you know, and I talk about it. They don't like that.
John Lovett
Some people, you know, do you find. So I go back and forth of ignoring successfully, then not ignoring successfully, which, I mean, I'm able to look at things and not have them get to me, but I find that I'm okay until I see a comment that I agree with.
Greg
Yeah, no, that is the tough. That is the tough thing. I will say I'm okay until, like, someone recently on Threads, of all places, referred to my partner as a psychopath. Which, if you've ever met him and spoken to him for more than five minutes, you'd know that is a ridiculous thing to say. And I get really heated when it comes to my friends and family. So I definitely. I don't know if he's on Threads anymore.
Joe Biden
I wrote that, actually.
John Lovett
We talked about video games. It was nothing but sweet. I get no sociopath vibes.
Greg
No, he's the sweetest boy. Yeah.
Joe Biden
I'm sorry. That agent.
John Lovett
And Adam. Sorry.
Greg
Yeah.
John Lovett
And, Joel, you are hosting Bravo's Love Hotel and season two of the Bad Dates podcast. And you're in loot.
Greg
Yeah. And that'll come out later on this year.
John Lovett
Oh, that's cool. On Apple tv. The plus is for the shows they make. Let's spin it again. Clea, you're up.
Clea Duvall
Okay.
John Lovett
What's something you're proud of?
Clea Duvall
I'm proud that I don't know what Threads is, but aside from that. Aside from that, you know, I'm gonna. I'm really proud that I am here with all of you and am like an out grown up who has a life that I'm really happy with. Because when I was like a little kid who was too scared to be out, I never thought that I could have this. And I do. I'm so happy and proud.
John Lovett
Yeah, I mean, that's like. That's like a nice thing to say. It's not. I don't think it's as poignant as what Darby said about her dad shitting on the ground, but I did think.
Joe Biden
That would happen when I was a kid. I did. I did.
John Lovett
But, you know, that's what pride's all about. Let's spin again. Sabrina, what's something you're proud of?
Elon Musk
Okay, I'm not proud of much I'm just gonna, like, list little things that I'm sort of proud of. Is that fine?
John Lovett
Yeah.
Elon Musk
Okay. I'm proud of my mom. I'm proud of Susan Boyle. I'm still proud of what she did. I. Okay. Oh. Oh. I. I'm like. I'm, like, legit learning to. I'm not. I don't hate being Asian, but, like, being in. I, like, I'm usually New York. I'm in SoCal, and, like, I am, like, the Asian people here are so happy and proud. It, like, breaks my brain because, like, I grew up in Michigan, and, like, growing up, I was still very like, oh, like, everyone hates the way my food smells. And then the SoCal Asians here, like, they're all just like, like, what's up? I'm Asian.
Joni Ernst
I'm.
Joe Biden
Suck my dick.
Elon Musk
Well, it was. You're so bad for our community. I was gonna say something so wholesome, like, I'm Asian, and I'm also in the Jabbawa. We love to dance here and, like, be in community and drink Boba. So I don't know. Yeah, I love that.
John Lovett
Those were. I got a little bit of the moves. It was cool.
Elon Musk
Oh, yeah, yeah.
John Lovett
Are you. How proud are you?
Joni Ernst
This be online.
John Lovett
It has to be. It has to be. It simply has to be.
Elon Musk
I think I'm the stupidest guest you've ever had.
John Lovett
Oh, you'd be surprised.
Joe Biden
For the guest listening, Sabrina just mimed.
Greg
Sucking a dick after doing an incredible body roll, so. Yeah, they are. That was. You're. You're a Jabberwocky.
John Lovett
That was. That was cool as hell.
Elon Musk
All right, thanks.
Joe Biden
Thanks.
John Lovett
Sabrina is currently starring in Murderbot, now streaming on Apple tv.
Greg
So good.
John Lovett
Plus stands for the show that they make. And, Clay, you directed an episode of Poker Face.
Clea Duvall
Yeah, I did.
John Lovett
That's on Peacock. Where the housewives live.
Clea Duvall
Yes.
John Lovett
And love Hotel Peacock. It's from NBC, but the bird is for the shows. You can only get there.
Joe Biden
You okay, buddy?
John Lovett
I'm all right.
Joe Biden
Okay, Just checking.
John Lovett
I think people are having fun, right?
Joe Biden
Yeah, I think so. We brought up Susan Boyle. I'm good.
John Lovett
If you go back and watch the Susan Boyle video, it is shocking because the whole premise of it is, like, she can't sing good.
Joe Biden
Cause she's ugly.
John Lovett
Cause she doesn't look like what we want her to look like. It's wild, and everyone in the audience freaks out. And it's like, we have a terrible bias about looks.
Joe Biden
I cried watching the Susan Boyle video recently. So when you said that, I went, yeah, I get It. We acted as if she had been bitten by a radioactive spider that gave her the ability to sing instead of the fact that she was just a lady. They also like when they did her makeover, but she's. It's so British, where it's like they do weird stuff over there, beauty wise.
John Lovett
Yeah, I agree. Weird place. I'm glad we left. Even now, looking back, I'm glad.
Joe Biden
Yeah.
John Lovett
Especially now. All right, let's spin it again.
Greg
Yeah. Who's we, by the way?
John Lovett
Well, it wasn't me. My people were in the shtetl. Adam, it's landed on you. What's something you're proud of?
Joe Biden
I'm proud to be here tonight with some of my closest friends on this ruggable.
John Lovett
Wow.
Joe Biden
I know it's a ruggable. And I was proud to know the answer to the Glee question. And then I was also really proud that nobody could hear the rattling of two marbles inside my brain of every other question that happened after that. And so I'm actually was really proud of that. And now that I know that it's honorable, I'm proud that I had the hair on my neck lasered off too, right? Yes.
John Lovett
That's so cool. You gotta tell me where to do that.
Joe Biden
Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you.
John Lovett
Oh. Oh. It's a metal. Yeah, It's a medal.
Joe Biden
Backstage, we were talking about our first jobs, and Adam goes, I didn't really have a first job. I. I'm a figure skater. Well, that was no idea. That was my job. Yeah, but it wasn't like working at Dippin Dots. Like, that's what they were talking about. Joel's fired at Joel. Whoa. No, but I. Joel and I, you know, I write those mean comments on thread, so. Save that for threads.
John Lovett
You were at Cold Stone?
Greg
Well, I got fired from the Dippin Dots stand and then moved immediately to.
John Lovett
Coldstone, which is actually. You'd think. You'd think you'd go from Cold Stones down to Dippin Dots. Cause Cold Stones is really. It's kind of an arch.
Greg
It's the underground railroad for gay teens in the suburbs.
John Lovett
Wow. Wow. Hadn't thought. I had never thought about it like that, but I see how it's 100% right. Incontrovertible. Wait, Adam, tell me about. I threw the card down with your podcast information.
Joe Biden
So I have a new podcast. It's called Intrusive Thoughts.
John Lovett
Yeah, Intrusive Thoughts.
Joe Biden
Intrusive Thoughts.
John Lovett
I saw that. That's what it said.
Joe Biden
Yeah. It's like love it or leave it. If you're stupid. It's like, oh, it's okay. Thank you. And the run through, too. If you like figure skating. I have another figure skating. Are you a figure skater? I did mention it backstage. Oh, there you go. Okay, sure.
John Lovett
I have intrusive thoughts.
Joe Biden
Please, come on. I see that.
John Lovett
Can I. Every time. If. I'll tell you one of them, just to give you a window of what's going on inside of here, which is if I'm on the phone with a friend and their phone cuts out, I think 911 is happening and that a plane has hit their building. It's crazy. Or it's a collapse or it's an earthquake. I'm getting the clock.
Joe Biden
Not that, like just the 5G went away.
John Lovett
No, it's that something horrible has happened. And if they. If I can't get them back right away, I'm like, well, that's it. That building went down that pancaked like after. Like that. What happened to that building in the Northridge one? And that's that. That's that.
Joe Biden
What's your reaction to it, though? How do you feel?
John Lovett
I feel very scared.
Joe Biden
Oh, I wasn't sure. I don't know you that well.
Joni Ernst
You should try Celexa, 20 milligrams a day. It's really good.
Greg
Do you always think, like, oh, George W. Bush is at it again?
John Lovett
Yeah. I mean, I wonder what, what jet fuel can and cannot melt.
Joe Biden
Didn't you work in the Bush administration?
John Lovett
No, the Obama administration. God damn it. Let's spin it one more time. No way. Hey, everybody, it's landed on me. And I'll just say, you know, I would like to take a moment to just say that, like, I am. This is a really dark time, and I think we should take a moment to be proud of ourselves just for getting through it and staying involved in politics, still caring about politics, believing we can make a difference in politics. That can be a really hard thing to do at times. I think there was moments when it wasn't clear that that was gonna happen, especially in the initial crush of Trump winning and the first few weeks of that moment where people weren't sure how quickly and how bad it would get and if people were gonna be willing to fight back. But we've started to see people showing up more and more protests. We started seeing not just, like, individuals, but organizations, companies, schools, being willing to push back, which is what has to happen. And it's going to be a really long fight, and we're going to win some and we're going to lose Some. But I'm just very grateful for all the people that have shown up when we've been campaigning for judges in Wisconsin and when we've been making calls right now to stop this bill. I'm excited to see all the people this weekend that come out as part of these. The protests we're doing for pride in D.C. which I have to go to immediately. But I really like. You know, people say all the time to us, like, oh, how do you guys stay up? They say in a way, like, how do you guys. How do you keep up with the news? How do you pay attention to the news all the time? And I always feel weird when I get asked that question. Cause it's like I'm like, incredibly, like, are you kidding me? Like, none of them fucking mind. Like, I read the news. It's bad. I get to talk about it. But it's all palatable and possible because we have an incredible audience that has stayed with us for so many years. So I feel very grateful to you, this pride. And I'll close by only saying that I'm also grateful that my intrusive thoughts have gone from will good things happen? To will the good things that have happened be taken away? Which I think is progress in a sense, when you think about it. When you think about it. And I'm proud to have had this show with these wonderful guests. And so that's where we're gonna have to wrap it up. That is our show. Thank you to Darby Lynn Cartwright, Alexis Bevels, Adam Rippon Jones, Joel Clint Booster, Brendan Scannel, CLA Duvall and Sabrina Wu. We will see you next week at Dynasty typewriter. There are 514 days until the midterms. You can hear the Pride show I'm doing tomorrow. It'll be out tomorrow in your Pod Save America feeds. The show I'm doing with Sarah and Tim in D.C. so check that out. Have a great night and have a great weekend. If you're already scrolling endlessly, which we know you are, don't forget to follow us at Crooked media on Instagram, TikTok and all the other ones for original content, community events and more. You can also find Love it or leave it on YouTube for videos of your favorite segments and other YouTube exclusive content. And if you want to type our praises or rip us a new one, consider dropping us a review. Finally, you can join Crooked's Friends of the Pod subscription community for ad free. Love it or leave it and Pod Save America episodes, subscriber, exclusive pods and more such. Sign up@crooked.com Friends love it or Leave it is a crooked media production. It is written and produced by me, John Lovett and Lee Eisenberg. Kendra James is our executive producer, Bill McGrath is our producer and Kennedy Hill is our Associate producer. Hallie Kiefer is our head writer, Sarah Lazarus, Jocelyn Coffin, Peter Miller, Alan Pierre and Will Miles are our writers. Jordan Kantor is our editor, Kyle Seglin and Charlotte Landis provide audio support. Stephen Colon is our audio engineer. Our theme song is written and performed by Shirshur. Thanks to our designer Sammy Cadorna Rees for creating and running all of our visuals, which you can't see because this is a podcast. And thanks to our digital producers David Tools, Claudia Shang, Mia Kelman, Delon Villanueva and Rachel Gajewski for filming and editing video each week. Our head of production is Matt de Groat, our head of programming is Madelyn Herringer, and our production staff is proudly unionized with the Writers Guild of America.
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Podcast Episode Summary: "One Big Beautiful Pride Show"
Podcast Information:
Timestamp: [00:00] - [05:00]
The episode kicks off with Jon Lovett welcoming listeners to the annual Pride show, highlighting a diverse lineup of LGBTQ+ personalities, including Darbielyn Cartwright, Alexis Bevels, Clea Duvall, Adam Rippon, Joel Kim Booster, Brendan Scannel, and Sabrina Wu.
Key Discussion: The Feud Between Elon Musk and Donald Trump
Notable Quote:
Donald Trump: “Remember, he was here for a long time. You saw a man who was very happy when he stood behind the Oval desk.” ([05:17])
Timestamp: [16:20] - [30:00]
Lovett transitions into a humorous "Gay News" segment, reporting on various local and national LGBTQ+ news with a satirical twist.
Highlights:
Notable Quote:
Pete Hegseth: “There's no good reason for the Navy to honor Harvey Milk this way.” ([21:52])
Timestamp: [20:23] - [36:55]
Lovett engages guests in interactive segments, including judging Pride-themed merchandise and participating in a playful quiz.
Target's Pride Collection:
Notable Exchange:
Joe Biden: “I hate it.” ([25:02])
Joni Ernst: “I have bought and returned so many of the Target Pride collection items over the year.” ([25:25])
Bumper Stickers and Symbols:
Notable Quote:
Joni Ernst: “I like it, too.” ([32:00])
Timestamp: [60:23] - [75:56]
A highlight of the episode is the "Pride Wheel" segment, where guests spin a virtual wheel to share personal pride stories, fostering an environment of vulnerability and celebration.
Guest Stories:
Notable Quote:
Joe Biden: “My dad got so constipated that he was in so much pain, he passed out while on the toilet.” ([61:31])
Joni Ernst: Proudly discusses Sarah Jessica Parker's authentic self-expression, inspired by her iconic hat in the new season of "And Just Like That" ([62:53]).
Clea Duvall: Reflects on her journey towards self-acceptance and happiness after overcoming fears of being outed as a child ([67:27]).
Elon Musk: Offers a quirky and humorous take on his interactions within the LGBTQ+ community, blending self-deprecation with light-hearted anecdotes ([69:22]).
Notable Exchange:
Joe Biden: “I'm proud that this pride is also my six-year anniversary with my boyfriend.” ([63:16])
Clea Duvall: “I'm really happy and proud.” ([67:29])
Timestamp: [43:02] - [75:38]
Lovett hosts a satirical quiz segment where guests answer trivia questions related to LGBTQ+ media and culture, often leading to humorous misunderstandings and playful teasing.
Quiz Highlights:
Question: Ryan Murphy TV series featuring gay couple Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson.
Question: Identifying protagonists in lesbian neo-noir films from the Wachowski sisters.
Notable Quote:
Jon Lovett: “Honestly, like, the fact that Kurt Hummel isn't light in a bell is just a fascinating moment for us.” ([43:39])
Timestamp: [75:39] - [80:15]
As the episode winds down, Lovett reflects on the significance of Pride Month amidst a polarized political climate. He emphasizes the importance of staying engaged and resilient in advocating for LGBTQ+ rights.
Final Thoughts:
Notable Quote:
Jon Lovett: “It's a really long fight, and we're going to win some and we're going to lose some.” ([75:34])
Donald Trump's Golden Key Presentation:
Donald Trump: “I thought I'd give it to Elon as a presentation from our country. Thank you Elon.” ([02:37])
Elon Musk's Retaliation:
Elon Musk: “Musk stood on this bill.” ([03:26])
Humorous Banter on Pride Merchandise:
Joe Biden: “I hate it.” ([25:02])
Emotional Pride Story:
Joe Biden: “My dad got so constipated that he was in so much pain, he passed out while on the toilet.” ([61:31])
Clea Duvall on Self-Acceptance:
Clea Duvall: “I'm really happy and proud.” ([67:29])
"One Big Beautiful Pride Show" masterfully intertwines political satire with heartfelt personal stories, offering listeners both humor and meaningful reflections on LGBTQ+ issues. Jon Lovett's engaging hosting, combined with the diverse perspectives of his guests, creates a rich and entertaining episode that celebrates Pride Month while critiquing the current political landscape. Whether through mocking high-profile feuds or sharing vulnerable moments, the episode underscores the resilience and vibrancy of the LGBTQ+ community.