Lovett or Leave It – Episode: Subscriber Exclusive: Terminally Online
Host: Jon Lovett
Release Date: November 30, 2024
Summary by Crooked Media

1. RFK Jr.'s Social Media Controversy

[00:40 – 06:53]

The episode kicks off with a deep dive into a recent controversy involving Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK Jr.) on social media. A TikTok video from 2022 surfaced showing Tyler Idol, a porn actress with an OnlyFans account, interacting with RFK Jr.'s verified account. This incident raised eyebrows, especially among MAGA supporters who questioned RFK Jr.’s intentions and authenticity.

Key Points:

• Incident Overview: RFK Jr. allegedly liked and commented on a TikTok video by Tyler Idol, leading to speculation about his online behavior.
• RFK Jr.'s Response: RFK Jr. claimed the comment originated from a previous account managed by a campaign social media manager, Rajan Murphy, who transferred the account to RFK Jr. in April 2023 for his presidential announcement.
• Skepticism and Analysis: The hosts express skepticism about RFK Jr.’s explanation, noting inconsistencies and the disappearance of Rajan Murphy from social media platforms.

Notable Quotes:

• Jon Favreau ([02:16]): "The TikTok comment in question was made in 2022, long before I ever had a TikTok account."
• Jon Lovett ([03:47]): "You listen? I listen. I don't know a lot of words to say. It wasn't me yanking the cord, you know."
• Tommy Vietor ([05:18]): "It's where he's claiming he wasn't doing the shooting... That's RFK Jr. Hard to."

The discussion highlights the potential manipulation of social media accounts in political campaigns and raises questions about RFK Jr.'s transparency and credibility.

2. Tucker Carlson's Alleged Demon Attack

[25:35 – 34:28]

In a surprising turn, the hosts examine a viral video featuring Tucker Carlson recounting an alleged supernatural attack by a demon. The story involves Carlson waking up with claw marks after being attacked while asleep with his wife and four dogs.

Key Points:

• The Incident: Carlson describes waking up with claw marks on his ribcage and shoulder, claiming a demon or an unseen force was responsible.
• Skeptical Analysis: The hosts propose alternative explanations such as sleep paralysis, hallucinations, or misinterpretations involving his dogs.
• Cultural References: Elijah references various cultural folklore about night demons to contextualize the experience.
• Mental Health Considerations: The possibility of Carlson experiencing a psychotic break is discussed, especially in light of his previous health scares and hospitalizations.

Notable Quotes:

• Elijah ([28:13]): "Have you ever had sleep paralysis?"
• Emily Heller ([29:08]): "He's the Rizzler because he has a good Rizz face, which is like the Chad face."
• Tommy Vietor ([32:03]): "This is a piece of that puzzle."

The segment concludes with a consensus that Carlson's claims are likely exaggerated or fabricated, emphasizing the importance of critical thinking when evaluating such extraordinary assertions.

3. Trend Analysis: Balkan Breakfast TikToks

[13:23 – 22:01]

The hosts explore the viral TikTok trend dubbed "Balkan Breakfast," featuring videos of individuals consuming breakfast in an unusually rapid and almost ritualistic manner. These videos showcase men eating various foods with minimal facial expressions, creating a hypnotic and repetitive viewing experience.

Key Points:

• Video Description: A man consumes a mix of vegetables, cheese, and beverages in a continuous, rhythmic pattern without pauses.
• Cultural Exploration: The hosts discuss the origins and potential cultural significance of Balkan breakfast habits, although they acknowledge limited knowledge about the actual Balkan region's breakfast customs.
• Psychological Impact: Jon Lovett compares the eating rhythm to Philip Glass's music, highlighting the hypnotic and perpetual nature of the videos.
• Community Reaction: The hosts express fascination and amusement over the trend, noting its pervasive presence on TikTok and its ability to captivate viewers.

Notable Quotes:

• Jon Lovett ([16:34]): "It's like Philip Glass's music and the way it rises and falls but never completes."
• Tommy Vietor ([18:57]): "Super dork... The best feeling."

The discussion underscores how social media can popularize niche behaviors, turning them into widespread phenomena that both entertain and perplex audiences.

4. Content Drama: Rizzler and Big Justice

[34:06 – 41:34]

The episode delves into the ongoing drama within the TikTok community involving content creators Rizzler and Big Justice. This segment examines interpersonal conflicts, content rivalries, and the impact of young influencers on the platform.

Key Points:

• Background: Big Justice and AJ are a father-son duo known for their viral "We're Costco Guys" video. They have expanded their team to include family members and other creators, such as Ashley, Angelo, and Sally Slices.
• Rizzler's Role: Rizzler, a seven-year-old TikTok star known for his "Rizz face," becomes central to the conflict as his increasing popularity leads to tensions with Big Justice.
• Conflict Details: Petty disagreements and competitive behavior among the creators have sparked widespread attention and memes within the TikTok community.
• Ethical Concerns: The hosts express discomfort with the involvement of young children in the high-stakes environment of influencer culture, highlighting issues of consent and the potential long-term effects on the children involved.

Notable Quotes:

• Jon Lovett ([37:55]): "I think this is what a definition of a six is."
• Tommy Vietor ([35:22]): "They have this phrase, like, we bring the boom."
• Elijah ([35:51]): "Maybe just entertain the theory that Tucker has been having a many year long psychotic break."

The conversation reflects broader concerns about the commercialization of childhood and the pressures faced by young influencers, questioning the sustainability and ethics of such content-driven careers.

Conclusion

In this subscriber-exclusive episode of "Lovett or Leave It," Jon Lovett and the crew navigate through a series of online controversies and trends, dissecting the behaviors of public figures and the dynamics within social media communities. From RFK Jr.’s questionable social media activity to the bizarre tales of Tucker Carlson, and from the rhythmic allure of Balkan Breakfast videos to the intense rivalries among TikTok stars, the hosts provide incisive commentary and critical analysis. This episode underscores the complexities of navigating the digital landscape and the repercussions of online actions on public perception and personal reputations.

Notable Closing Quote:

• Jon Lovett ([41:34]): "You should be shot out of a cannon for even telling us about this. None of us should know it. It's the fucking ring."

This summary captures the essence of the "Terminally Online" episode, highlighting the main discussions and providing context for each topic covered.