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John Lovett
Hi diva, It's Rachel and Jordan.
Brendan Scannel
Yeah, hi.
Asuka Okotsuka
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John Lovett
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Ashley Rae
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Brendan Scannel
Ugh.
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John Lovett
Welcome to Love it or Leave It. Live from Hollywood, I'm Jon Lovett. Publicly gay since Y2K. We've got a great show for you tonight. It's part two of our big gay Pride spectacular. But first, let's get into it. What a week of gay news.
Ashley Rae
Ding.
John Lovett
Drag queen Patagonia is going toe to toe with outdoor clothing brand Patagonia after the company sued her for copyright infringement over her stage name. We'll win this case, bitch, said her lawyer. Subpoena Colada. You may wonder, how does Patagonia afford the legal fees? Her lawyer is doing it pro boner. The goal is, of course, to get a hung jury. Conservatives lost it this month when HelloFresh once again posted a collection of fiber rich, bottom friendly recipes for Pride. I always knew fiber was gay, said a conservative influencer on the toilet for either the fifth time today or the first time in two weeks. This thing about fiber, you know? In an interview without magazine, Jennifer Lopez told the LGBTQ community, everything I do, as I'm doing it, I'm thinking about you and J.
Asuka Okotsuka
Lo.
John Lovett
On behalf of the LGBTQ community, tell us the name of your plastic surgeon or I will tell a reporter that you called me a faggot. And they'll believe me because it is a crazy thing to make up. After Idaho lawmakers banned pride flags on city and county property the city of Boise has outsmarted them by installing rainbow wrapping on the flagpoles themselves. Flagpoles? More like fag poles. Speaking of pulling things up, Rosie o' Donnell got a deep plane facelift. She looks awesome. Look at that. Great. Good for Rosie. The lesbian icon told reporters at the Tonys that she was mobbed at the airport for the first time in 15 years, all craning to get a look at her new face. Said one disappointed photographer, it was just the normal number of eyes mouth in the usual place. Speaking of the Tonys cats, the Jellicle Ball won three awards this year, including best costume design in a musical by trans designer Queen Jean. Yes, Queen Jean looked at cats and said, what if this time they're not cats? What if they're a bunch of gay guys? And for that, we honor her. And honestly, it's better. It's kind of crazy that they're cats at all. It's the weirdest and worst part of the musical. They're already going to dances and singing about the memories of their lives. That's what people do. Do cats even have memories? I never met a cat for a second time and felt like we were picking up where we left off. And most of the songs and Cats are just the cats introducing themselves. Mr. Mistoffeles is just a magician. He could be a person. The musicals should just be called people and have them be people getting ready for a big party. Note to self, a musical about people. Nobody steal this. Speaking of musicals about people, Luke Evans busted out the bustier in his Tonys performance of Sweet Transvestite from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
John Lovett
Beep beep beep, chimes speaker of the House Mike Johnson's Christian Fitbit that tells him to take a cold shower while on Andy Cohen live. Madonna said JFK Jr. Was the best sex she ever had, but clarified, when it comes to talk about lovers, I'm only going to name dead people. Kind of weird. I've always preferred having sex with living people. During the San Francisco Giants Pride night, two pitchers wrote a Bible verse on their rainbow Pride caps. Nice try, boys. You still looked fabulous. The MLB issued a warning to the players, which J.D. vance retweeted on Tuesday with the caption trump won. We don't have to do this anymore. Tough talk for a guy who spends every day on his knees. That wasn't the only protest against pride. This year, the governors of Indiana and Tennessee are counter programming Pride, declaring June to be Nuclear Family Month. The only difference between the Pride Parade and the Nuclear Family Parade is that the gay guys at the Pride parade are a little less horny. In Arkansas, the governor declared it Fidelity Month. In her proclamation, she quoted George Washington, who said, virtue or morality is a necessary spring of popular government. The governor advocating for virtue and morality is Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who was the former spokesperson to President Donald Trump. But hey, she cares deeply about building a virtuous society, unlike the godless, cum guzzling heathens in California and New York. So let's compare, okay? Which society is doing a better job of upholding conservative family values that she claims to care so much about? That's weird. Arkansas has the highest divorce rate in the country, and that's after Bill and Hillary Clinton rolled up their sleeves and made it work. But maybe, maybe that's unfair. Maybe it's just because people in Arkansas get married more often because there's not much to do during the eight months of the year when the water parks are closed. But Arkansas also has one of the highest rates of infant mortality, along with Alabama, which declared June to be strong families monthly with twice the infant mortality rate as here in California. On the other hand, some of those infants would have ended up gay. And it's hard to tell which one, as all babies have pretty limp wrists. Too dark. Well, buckle up, Arkansas. All right, where? Arkansas, where instead of celebrating pride, they're celebrating traditional values, also has one of the highest maternal mortality rates in the country, behind only Tennessee, Mississippi and Alabama. Almost four times as high as the rate here in Woke Trans, California. Now, my writers begged me to cut all of this screaming. This is the Pride show, and people are trying to have fun. And I am having fun. And you're all having fun. This is fun. You know who's not having fun? All those mothers who aren't alive. Yeah, that's okay. That's the good feeling. That's right. Because if people like Sarah Huckabee Sanders want to know what's actually hurting family, she shouldn't be looking at pride parades and she should be looking in the mirror. Now, I know this is heavy, but guess what? Pride is silly because it's serious. Because for every person speaking up, there's someone out there who can't or is working up the courage to try. Like National Rugby League star Kane Williams, who just came out as gay, becoming the first men's professional rugby league player to do so since 1995. I've carried that around my whole life. But I'm here today to. To sort of to show people that, you know, you don't have to live like that. Even now, I feel a bit more free. Just by saying it out loud, I've brought it to the light and I feel like a weight has sort of lifted off my shoulders. The Ellen of rugby, they're calling him, and boy, does he hate it. That's what pride is all about. And we won't stop until every hot rugby player stops lying to themselves and admits that they are gay. All right, and we've got a great gay show for you tonight. We'll be right back. Hey, don't go anywhere. There's more of Love it or Leave It Coming up. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. While summer is often associated with endless vacations, pool parties and relaxation, it isn't always a joyful season for everyone. If the longer days and rising temperatures feel overwhelming rather than bright, remember, you don't have to carry that weight alone. BetterHelp is here to support you wherever you need it. With over 30,000 therapists, BetterHelp is the world's largest online therapy platform, Having served over 6 million people globally and it works with an average rating of 4.9 out of 5 for a live session based on over 1.7 million million client reviews. 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With over 150 million donations and counting, head over to bombas.com love it and use code love it for 20% off your first purchase. That's B O M B A S.com love it. Code love it at checkout. And we're back. Brendan Scannel, Ashley Rae, and Asuka Oconsuko will be out in just a moment. But first pride month is here and it's time to dress like it. This season, the crooked store is dropping gayer than ever in two brand new designs and bringing back an old favorite, the gay for democracy shirt.
Brendan Scannel
Plus class.
John Lovett
That's like Dreamboat Willie. That's the one I'm wearing because we're allowed to use Steamboat Willie now because it's. What do you call it there? Common. What's it called?
Asuka Okotsuka
Public domain.
John Lovett
Public domain. So I can make Steamboat Willie kiss. Nobody can stop us. Ha ha. Gotcha. Gotcha. What's the mouse gonna do about that? Nothing. Plus the ever reliable join or die T shirt. Whether you're celebrating with the community, protesting, or guilting your straight friends into buying you crooked merch in the name of gay rights, there's something here for Everybody. Go to crooked.comstore to get those things. Also, if you're in LA, you can be like these lovely people
Asuka Okotsuka
and come
John Lovett
see us tape an episode live. Go to crooked.comevents to check out our new space and upcoming guests including Ify Wadway, Ali Sediq, and the iconic John Stamos. How about that and more. All right. Please welcome to the stage. They put the B in lgbtq only this time. The B stands for bitches. Complimentary. It's the hilarious Ashley Ray and Brennan Scannel.
Brendan Scannel
Hi.
John Lovett
Oh, no.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
John Lovett
Hi to you both.
Asuka Okotsuka
Hello.
Brendan Scannel
Hi, John.
John Lovett
I haven't seen you both in so long.
Brendan Scannel
We were talking about how we weren't invited to your wedding.
Ashley Rae
Ah,
Brendan Scannel
my cousins. Every time I'm on the show are like, tell John hi. And I'm like, we're not that close.
Ashley Rae
Didn't get the wedding invite?
Asuka Okotsuka
No.
John Lovett
What?
Ashley Rae
The pictures were gorgeous. They were beautiful.
John Lovett
What do you mean? Wait, what? You guys weren't there.
Asuka Okotsuka
What?
John Lovett
I know what?
Brendan Scannel
But I did make you a gift.
John Lovett
We got you a gift. We got you a gift.
Ashley Rae
We did.
John Lovett
Oh, let's see. Oh, my gosh.
Brendan Scannel
It's a hat.
John Lovett
The abyss.
Brendan Scannel
It's merged to my solo show, if you can believe.
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
Brendan Scannel
Wow.
John Lovett
That is.
Ashley Rae
I also support.
Brendan Scannel
And there is a candle in there.
John Lovett
There is. Oh, I'm still looking for the candle. No candle. I thought there might be a lolabo candle, but it is just an unrelated hat.
Brendan Scannel
Well, I keep bags. You know the bags.
John Lovett
You got to keep bags. Hey, how's your pride going so far?
Brendan Scannel
Good. Didn't go to either of the parades.
John Lovett
I'll tell you something, I got fully. This is real. I got dressed to go. Like, literally, we, like planned around it. I put on my little tank top and my little shorts and I swear to God. And I. I had a little edible. And I looked at Ari and I said, this is pride. Pride can be whatever we want. I want to play video games for four hours.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yes.
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
John Lovett
And I know that I should want to go to the pride parade and I want to want to go, but right now at this moment, that's not what it means to be gay for me. And if pride is about anything else, it has to be about that.
Brendan Scannel
What game are you playing?
John Lovett
I'm playing the Talos Principle 2. It is a game that mixes my love of puzzles with.
Asuka Okotsuka
With.
John Lovett
With too long dialogue about the nature of consciousness. Wow. And it's like, hey, that's an interesting thing. I wish this was more puzzles, less of the chit chat, but I'm still loving the game. I'm having a great time.
Ashley Rae
It does sound gay.
John Lovett
It is pretty gay. It is pretty gay. They're all kind of robots.
Brendan Scannel
My boyfriend and I, we played a co working game together where we had to farm. I can't remember what it's called, but we had a farm. Does anyone know? You guys seem nerdy and you had a farm. And we each had to take care of parts of the farm, but then my boyfriend would just go off and fish and I got stuck taking care of the farm. So he'd go fish and I'd be like, I'm taking care of the whole fucking farm. And so we had to stop playing the game.
Ashley Rae
Yeah, that's like Animal Crossing.
Brendan Scannel
No, no. Stardew Valley. It was Called Stardew Valley. And I ended up doing all the chores.
John Lovett
And is everything good in real life?
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
John Lovett
With the couple?
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
Brendan Scannel
Oh yeah, we're great. That's just our dynamic.
John Lovett
And Ashley, there's something I love about you. It's that you're going to post through it.
Ashley Rae
Yeah, I'm going to.
John Lovett
You're doing a lot of posting these days about being polyamorous.
Ashley Rae
Oh, yeah.
John Lovett
And bisexual.
Asuka Okotsuka
Oh, yeah.
John Lovett
Uh huh.
Ashley Rae
I have to warn people.
John Lovett
And now if you put those things together. Horny.
Ashley Rae
Yeah. Basically, as my mom said, when I came out and told her I'm bipoly, she said, oh, so you're a slut.
John Lovett
And that was wrong for her to say.
Ashley Rae
It was right for her to say. It was like. It kind of felt like the end of the Barbie movie where I was like, she gets me. She finally sees me.
Asuka Okotsuka
Wow.
John Lovett
How's that going?
Ashley Rae
I mean, pretty good, I guess. It's a weird time to be poly. We're kind of getting mainstream in some good and bad ways. You know, we have a new TV show called this is Poly, which is interesting and very weird to watch. Like, there's all these new covers that are like, polyamory, it's going to save your boring marriage.
Asuka Okotsuka
So.
Ashley Rae
It's not. It's not. Also, let me just tell you, like, don't do it.
Brendan Scannel
Yeah.
John Lovett
So don't do it.
Ashley Rae
Don't do it.
Brendan Scannel
Polyamory. Don't do it.
Asuka Okotsuka
Don't.
John Lovett
It just. Here's the thing that it's. It just seems so stressful because there's only so many hours in a day. And I feel like it's nice to have a balance between, say, a personal life and say, a career. And I think both are very valuable things to do and people can do with their time what they will. I do not have the space in my brain for career plus relationship one plus relationship number two. I get people that cheat and I get people that have open relationships. You know, you have a relationship and then you want to fuck somebody else because you're horny. I get the that mentally, I understand that that works. You can follow from point A to point B. But it's like, I get the sex plus the relationship. I wish I could do this twice as much.
Ashley Rae
Yeah, yeah. No, it really is opting into having multiple conversations that are like, yeah, I don't know if we should go over, like, with Verizon fios or Spectrum.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
Which one works in your neighborhood? It's just so much relationship talk that's boring. But you know that's what we love about it.
John Lovett
Is it?
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
Brendan Scannel
I want to be polyamorous so that I can have more help on the farm. I feel like if my partner and I had more hands on deck, then he could go fish and it wouldn't be such a big deal for me.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
John Lovett
I mean, that is the logic of sister wives. Hey, buckle up, Brendan. You've invented sister wives.
Ashley Rae
Can I say it was a little difficult? We had the fires here in la, you know, polyamory. Out here, usually, we're all very. There's no hierarchy. We're all equal in this polycule. No one is more important. And when the fires are coming, it turns out there's a hierarchy. It turns out some people are higher on the pickup list than other people.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
John Lovett
And I'm glad you're bringing this up. It has. It does seem like a fair weather ideology to me, because it's like, no, I have a boyfriend in this part of town, but then I have a boyfriend over here, and this boyfriend's more for this, and that boyfriend's more for that. It's like, okay, but who's gonna hold your hand when you're dying?
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
John Lovett
Because you're not gonna get two. And if you play your cards wrong, you're gonna have zero. You know what I'm saying? It's like, you want two people to hold your hand when you die. That's too many.
Narrator/Announcer
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
And so I was watching the smoke rise alone in Silver Lake.
Brendan Scannel
Oh, wow. You gotta. You were left behind.
Ashley Rae
I was left behind.
Asuka Okotsuka
Wow.
Brendan Scannel
Wow.
John Lovett
No chair for Ashley when the music stops.
Ashley Rae
And that is polyamory.
John Lovett
I do consider the polyamorous to be allies, which is why we're going to play a game about allies in a segment we call Friends of Friends of Dorothy. Here's how it works. I'm going to give you two vocal LGBTQ allies, and you'll tell us who you think is the better ally.
Asuka Okotsuka
Okay?
Brendan Scannel
Got it.
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
John Lovett
They will then square off against the next ally until there is one ally to rule them all.
Brendan Scannel
Okay.
John Lovett
All right. First up, Guy Fieri, a vocal straight ally. The mayor of Flavortown once officiated 101 gay weddings in 2015. An homage to his late lesbian sister.
Brendan Scannel
Oh. See?
John Lovett
Huh? Maybe there's some. There's some. There's some beautiful sentiment there.
Ashley Rae
I didn't know Vladimir.
Brendan Scannel
Like Queen Latifah at the.
John Lovett
Or like the Moonies. Remember when the Moonies would do those big weddings in the stadiums? Was that before anyone? Before I'm so old now. You remember The Moonies weddings.
Brendan Scannel
Yeah. I was born in 2007, so. Wow.
John Lovett
You're so young. You're so young. You should have seen. It's too bad you don't remember what it was like when Obama won. It was cool.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
We really thought things were gonna change.
John Lovett
All right. We really did. Versus Hilary Duff starred in this famous 2008 anti homophobia PSA. You know, you really shouldn't say that.
Ashley Rae
Say what?
John Lovett
Well, say that something's gay when you mean it's bad, it's insulting.
Brendan Scannel
I was a little gay, if I'm being honest.
John Lovett
Yeah, yeah, it was. Yeah, it was kind of gay.
Ashley Rae
The, like, wonderful line right after she's like, what if I said it was girl wearing a skirt? As a top girl wearing a skirt. I have to go with Hillary here. That is an iconic commercial.
John Lovett
Beautiful commercial.
Ashley Rae
It's part of our history, frankly.
Brendan Scannel
I gotta go with Guy Fieri and. Because I know another fact about Guy is that when the COVID shutdown happened, he gave so much money to restaurant workers who are out of work, and every restaurant worker is a gay person.
John Lovett
And so I'm going to cut. I'm going to break the tie for Guy Fieri, because during the pandemic, I ordered his nachos that come in a big barrel, and I made them delivery.
Asuka Okotsuka
What?
John Lovett
You could get it frozen and construct them, and you put them in kind
Ashley Rae
of like, brought in from the Burbank airport.
John Lovett
Yes, it was from the Burbank airport. They were shipped from the Burbank. That's why it's so easy to get. And basically, you build them inside of this can, and then there's a moment of reveal where you lift the can up and the nachos kind of tower and collapse. And it was kind of a beautiful bit of ceremony in the midst of a dark time.
Brendan Scannel
Guy Fieri wins fair flavortown.
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
John Lovett
Next up, it's now it's Guy Fieri versus Johnny Knoxville. Oh, he rode in a Jackass float in the WeHo Pride parade this month.
Brendan Scannel
I love that he's gone gray. Yeah.
Ashley Rae
And he's so hot.
Brendan Scannel
Remember in the last Jackass movie, the first half of it, he has his hair dyed. And then there was a Covid shutdown. Really on the mind right now. And then they finished the movie and he had gray hair.
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
Brendan Scannel
And then I gasped, and I saw it in theaters.
Ashley Rae
Of course. Of course.
John Lovett
Where it was meant to be seen. It was meant to be seen.
Ashley Rae
He's at his hottest now. He's embracing just the gay fan base. He's always had. I think we've all always enjoyed that. Jackass is a big gay, and he's embraced that. John Waters recently came out and said that Johnny Knoxville is his favorite straight man. And if you get that from John Waters, wow.
John Lovett
Wow. One sort of caution. Jackass was previously banned from WeHo for a decade because Knoxville dressed up as an escaped convict running amok in the restaurant Laurel Hardware, only to be actually arrested by the cops. I feel like that's cool.
Ashley Rae
That's cool. Why are you getting banned for that plural Hardware?
Brendan Scannel
You're not allowed to wear shorts. That's anti gay.
John Lovett
Yeah. So Johnny Knoxville.
Ashley Rae
Johnny Knoxville.
John Lovett
Johnny Knoxville. Johnny Knoxville. Johnny. Now it's Johnny Knoxville versus Daniel Radcliffe. He's publicly spoken out on behalf of trans people in an ongoing way, famously publishing a 2020 open letter that declared trans women as women when J.K. rowling was repeated was ramping up her public transphobia. In 2022, Radcliffe said, the reason I felt very, very much as though I needed to say something when I did is because, particularly since finishing Potter, I've met so many queer and trans kids and young people who had a huge amount of identification with Potter on that. And so seeing them hurt on that day, I was like. I wanted them to know that not everybody in the franchise felt the same way. That's nice.
Ashley Rae
I thought that he was a gay man. So he's just short and he does theater. He's just.
John Lovett
He's just short and does theater. He's just short and does theater.
Ashley Rae
So, I mean, he's such an ally. I thought he was gay. That's saying a lot.
John Lovett
That's pretty cool, actually.
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
John Lovett
Wow.
Brendan Scannel
There was too much Harry Potter mentioned in that description. Completely disassociated. So I gotta go with Johnny Knoxville.
John Lovett
Johnny Knoxville takes it. We love Daniel Radcliffe. Huge fan of Daniel Radcliffe, but it's not his. Today it goes to Johnny Knoxville. And then we have Johnny Knoxville versus Dwyane Wade. Dwayne Wade is an outspoken supporter of his daughter, Ziya Wade, along with his wife and Zaya's stepmom, Gabrielle Union. In 2024, Dwayne and Zaya launched the Translatable Project, an online nonprofit for trans teens and their families.
Ashley Rae
Well, yeah, I gotta go with Dwayne here. His support of his daughter has been amazing, and his wife follows me on Twitter and threads. So they just really got it together over there in that household.
John Lovett
I went to a very fancy Vanity Fair party once as a plus one, and he was there, and I basically, like, teared up saying how much I like I. Because he did something like, it's one thing to be like, there's not a lot of, a lot of people, especially in Hollywood, that advocate for gay people. I'm really glad they do. It's important. There's often a lot more claims tilting at bravery. That's not really a lot of risk. But like he genuinely put himself out there and I think that that's really important and special. And so I feel like it's Dwayne Wad and then it's Dwayne Wade versus Elizabeth Taylor. One of the first celebrity AIDS activists, Elizabeth Taylor was spurred to action by the death of her friend and former co star Rock Hudson. She co founded amfar, the American foundation for AIDS Research. The Elizabeth Taylor AIDS foundation, famously, while accepting the 2000 GLAAD Vanguard Award, said, there is no gay agenda. It's a human agenda. Wow, that's a really. That's a tough competition. That's really interesting.
Brendan Scannel
I gotta go with Liz and I'll tell you why. I once had a hairdresser on a TV show who said, you know, Liz Taylor? And I go, yeah. And he goes, I have all of her wigs. And I say, how? And he said Warner Brothers was gonna get rid of them. And me and my friends went in the night and took all the wigs, which is like an Ocean's Eleven type movie that I'm looking for.
Ashley Rae
And I would watch. Absolutely.
Brendan Scannel
So because of that and because of the wigs that that man has in Burbank, it's gotta be Liz for me.
Ashley Rae
I gotta go.
Asuka Okotsuka
Liz too.
Ashley Rae
I mean like, that's just a gay icon. Like, I'm pretty sure one of the like stripes on the flag is dedicated to her.
Brendan Scannel
Probably the bear claw.
John Lovett
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Asuka Okotsuka
Hi beauties. Hi.
Ashley Rae
Sorry I'm late.
John Lovett
You're right. You're right. Good to see you. Welcome.
Asuka Okotsuka
Hi. Hi. How's it going? Would you believe it? Would you believe it?
John Lovett
My jacket. I.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yes, I come bearing.
John Lovett
I left that at Go's house a year ago. Wait, what was. It was a holiday. It was a holiday party. It was a. It was a New Year party, right?
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah, I think it was a New Year party. It's a gorgeous jacket.
Ashley Rae
Really nice.
Brendan Scannel
I wasn't invited to that one.
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
Narrator/Announcer
Wow.
John Lovett
That's going. That's going around for you.
Asuka Okotsuka
We'll bring you. We'll invite you to the next one. You can leave something, too. Thanks for letting me come late. I'm so sorry. I went to the wrong store. Studio. Same name. It's the. It's the Pride. It's the Pride show.
John Lovett
It's Pride show.
Asuka Okotsuka
I really shouldn't be.
John Lovett
You barely are.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
Brendan Scannel
You missed about half of it.
Asuka Okotsuka
I'm late now. I'm taking up time.
John Lovett
This is what. This is the role of straight women in Pride, which is to constantly be apologizing and at the same time making it about themselves. And I think that that's.
Asuka Okotsuka
She's so whimsical.
Brendan Scannel
What time does it start?
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
John Lovett
Wait now. Brendan, your solo show, the Abyss, for which the hat is named.
Brendan Scannel
Yes.
John Lovett
Is currently running at the Hollywood Fringe and soon to be the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August at the Gilded Balloon,
Brendan Scannel
if you can believe. Wow.
Ashley Rae
Amazing.
John Lovett
Wow. What's the show about?
Brendan Scannel
The show is. It's a standup show that takes place in a submersible that's sinking to the bottom of the ocean. But really, it's about my family and about my. All the mental illness in my very Irish Catholic family.
John Lovett
Hey. Hey. Does the thing go?
Brendan Scannel
You'll just have to come see it, John. You'll have to see it.
John Lovett
You don't like that thing that happened?
Ashley Rae
Obsessed with Oceangate, so I'm.
John Lovett
All the noise I made was bad. You didn't like that?
Asuka Okotsuka
You said you're gonna get rid of that.
John Lovett
It's wrong.
Asuka Okotsuka
He's gonna get rid of. Did you say to edit that out?
John Lovett
No.
Asuka Okotsuka
Oh. Oh, I couldn't hear it. Sorry.
John Lovett
I don't want to edit it out. We might.
Asuka Okotsuka
Was that. What did that mean, Implode?
John Lovett
No, in the implosion. When the thing imploded.
Brendan Scannel
Oh.
Asuka Okotsuka
Oh, yeah.
John Lovett
It's actually too fast. You're really. Actually not hearing the implosion. You're hearing the echo of it. Because it's great.
Ashley Rae
It happens so quickly.
Asuka Okotsuka
Oh, my God.
Brendan Scannel
That was a tough couple days.
Asuka Okotsuka
Excuse me.
Ashley Rae
It really was.
Asuka Okotsuka
This is his time.
John Lovett
That's right.
Brendan Scannel
This is his show and I'm reclaiming it. And Otsuko is producing it. Yes.
John Lovett
Hey, you know what sound? I think people make when they get sucked out of an airplane window.
Ashley Rae
No,
John Lovett
that's what I've always thought the sound would be like. You know,
Brendan Scannel
Quirker's also like.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah, I like that more. I like the. I like the Looney Tune version more. Oh, you know, like that. I don't like that. Real shit. Sorry, I don't take that.
John Lovett
Hey, Odsu, you did Edinburgh four years ago, and it says here on my card that you had several mental breakdowns.
Asuka Okotsuka
I did, yes. Yeah.
John Lovett
Any advice for Brendan?
Brendan Scannel
Wait, you did?
Asuka Okotsuka
I had two mental breakdowns.
Ashley Rae
What?
Asuka Okotsuka
I did, yes. But it's good. We can talk about it so you can be forewarned about like the stresses of the, you know, the, the months while you're there and all that. I'm sure you already know.
Brendan Scannel
I have to sleep in a dorm.
John Lovett
Oh, God, a dorm.
Asuka Okotsuka
Oh.
Brendan Scannel
And not in a hot way like with other adults. Yes. Splitting a dorm.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yes. It's for the love of the art. You know, you. You perform your show every day, right, for like 30 days straight. It's kind of pricey to be there. That's why a lot of people end up rooming together. Right. And. But then. And then you get reviewed too by, you know, like six British men who, you know, who say sometimes mean things like, you know, as a 30 something year old woman, Natsuko Okotuka claims she can't do laundry. Well, I'll see about that. Like, stuff like that. Stuff like that.
Brendan Scannel
I sort of believe you can't do laundry.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah. No, and I couldn't. Who are they to tell me, like, who I am or what I can't do or what I can do?
John Lovett
Who are you to tell me what I can do?
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
John Lovett
How dare you? I can't do that. And shame on you for telling a woman like me what I can do.
Asuka Okotsuka
I'm always arguing for my limitations and these men. So anyway, no, I'm glad you're going. You do come out like a stronger artist, though. You really do, you know. And I'm excited to see your show.
John Lovett
Now, Ashley, you're on Funny AF with Kevin Hart.
Ashley Rae
Yes.
John Lovett
Which is a competition show, but not in the same way that Last Comic Standing was. It's less competitiony.
Ashley Rae
Yes.
John Lovett
How do you feel? How's it been? What is that like?
Ashley Rae
It was really fun. They told us they didn't want us to hate each other and be mean to each other, really, about uplifting the art of standup comedy and the skill behind it. So everyone was just supportive. It was all really friends. And I Think that did sort of make for uninteresting, like competition. Like they would have us try to shoot these talking head segments where they'd be like, talk shit about the other people, like, who's gonna be a rival? And I was just like, everyone here's my friend. And you did a really good job picking people. Like, wow. So wow.
John Lovett
Jeff Probst comes in and just throws a knife down and he's like, do something with that.
Ashley Rae
Do something. Yeah. Is it really just did feel like comedian summer camp where we were all friends. Kevin was very nice and short and. Yeah. And I will say he does not like when you mention the short stuff. He might act like he's cool with it. Don't think he's really cool with it.
John Lovett
Did you. And that's an interesting choice for you. So how quickly into meeting Kevin Hart did you start?
Ashley Rae
Almost immediately.
John Lovett
Uh huh.
Ashley Rae
That little guy. Like as soon as they. Because they wanted us to have fun, fresh reactions to him and Tom Segura being our judges and coming out. So they like had them, they held them in the back and like had them come out and they were just like, just react. And everyone's like, oh my gosh. And I was like, oh, wow, he really is as short as they say. Got an amazing laugh, right? Killed. And then Kevin was like, ha ha. Yeah, yeah, that was funny. But let's do a take without that. And that is the take that is in the episode.
Brendan Scannel
I get that there's so much. I have been on this show a couple times. I'm always making fun of you and it never ends up in it.
John Lovett
I mean, we try to keep in as little as you as we can. No, I like to be insulted on this show. It is my kink. I've never really had a problem being short, actually. I think part of my personality. You would expect me to be someone self conscious about that, but actually it's about every other thing, you know, so that's it. Short's fine.
Brendan Scannel
I like to kind of use it to like get people to help me, you know, like I'll just like enter a store and be like, where is everything? And they think I'm a little kid.
John Lovett
Brett, you were saying you pretended to be a fifth grader for some sort of con artist thing for like several years.
Brendan Scannel
You gotta cut this. Definitely no, nothing related to children on this show.
John Lovett
Now, Otsuko, speaking of Emmy worthy, speaking of size, speaking of size, in your Hulu special father, you talk about being close to your husband and how being best friends as a married Couple is very childlike. What do you mean?
Asuka Okotsuka
Oh, yeah. I'm always like, well, you know, I think it's harder to be single. I think it's. You have to do, you know, as a single person, you have to, you know, do paperwork on your own and be on time and do the laundry. And, you know, it's one of the things I realized that was that I. I hadn't been doing laundry because my husband had been doing it this whole time. So stuff like that, that you get to be very childlike about. You know, like, married people say things like, you know, that's my best friend. You know, it's very childlike, actually. You know.
John Lovett
Yeah.
Asuka Okotsuka
Right. And so. Yeah, that's. That's what I meant by that. And I was thinking about. Actually, I had watched Funny af. It was great. You were great in it. Thank you. And with the short stuff, it's interesting because in the. The roast. The Kevin Hart roast, there's a lot of short jokes in it.
John Lovett
Yeah.
Asuka Okotsuka
But maybe it turns out those weren't the most problematic ones. And so, like, he. You know what I mean?
Ashley Rae
Yeah. You got to embrace the short jokes when it's like, lynching jokes are. Are a fair game.
Asuka Okotsuka
No, totally.
Ashley Rae
I think that's beautiful. Like, when married people are like, oh, you're my best friend. Because poly people, we have to be like, this is my third nesting partner once removed. Metamorph.
Asuka Okotsuka
I know. It's so much.
Brendan Scannel
Sounds buggy.
John Lovett
It sounds. It's just. There's a lot of language. There's a lot of words. There's a lot of terms of art. That just seems a little bit too much brain space. I just. I feel like I don't have the. I don't know how you'd like.
Ashley Rae
Like, this is my hinge partner in my kitchen table. Polyamory.
Asuka Okotsuka
Oh, no.
John Lovett
I truly am learning new words with every passing moment about this. And, like, I just. It just seems like. Like, you know, when. Like, they wanted the earth to be at the center of the universe, and so they were trying to make the model work, so they were adding a little epicles around the other circles. They're like, no, no, it's fine. The earth is still at the center, but it's a circle on a circle. I feel like a lot of what I hear about polyamory, it's like, no, now, technically, your partner. Subcategory, parentheses, hated.
Brendan Scannel
I think it's good to have another person around. I was. I lived with a straight couple who then got engaged, and so then another Straight couple poached me, and I started living with them, and then they got engaged. These straight couples are both now married and have children. Because I was around.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
Narrator/Announcer
Wow.
John Lovett
You're like a free agent, right? That's so. That's so cool.
Ashley Rae
You need a free agent there to weigh in on things.
Asuka Okotsuka
Maybe poly people are the most adult, actually, because these vocab words are sending me. It's. I don't even. You know, like, I don't. I don't remember most of the words you just said.
Ashley Rae
Yeah. Fair.
Asuka Okotsuka
Just now. And so, yeah, like, you have to be on time. Super be on time. Remember each other's interests, things like that. Right. That's really the brain capacity needed. Right?
John Lovett
Plus, like, the stakes become higher because it's like, I got your favorite, chicken parmesan. And then they're like, that's not my favorite.
Asuka Okotsuka
Right.
John Lovett
Whose favorite is it, you piece of shit.
Asuka Okotsuka
For sure.
John Lovett
Oh, my God, I've blown it yet again. It's like every day is fucking Mrs. Doubtfire with you people.
Asuka Okotsuka
Oh, my God. Because there's always a hierarchy, too, right? Like, because most places are just plus one.
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
Asuka Okotsuka
Right? You can only bring a plus one to the wedding. You know what I mean?
Ashley Rae
You got to think about those things and usually have a long discussion.
Narrator/Announcer
Usually.
Ashley Rae
You know, every Sunday, you'll be like, we have our Polycule meetup where we talk about our feelings. And that's so much.
John Lovett
I know. Really?
Narrator/Announcer
When.
Asuka Okotsuka
When do you have. I made a.
Ashley Rae
Well, see, that's why you want to get eventually to a place where your entire Polycule lives together and works together, and you own a farm together. You know, you may all be baristas, but you're splitting that money and paying it together.
John Lovett
Okay, so rent. That seems extra people to pay rent. I'm seeing A plus listeners. I want you to know something. I hear how judgmental I sound, and I'm not going to fix that tonight, I'm going to think about questions in which I tried to see the good of this in a future episode, because it's not happening for me.
Asuka Okotsuka
Well, it's like, you build a commune, right? It's like it turns into a village, right? It takes a village to pay rent.
John Lovett
And then one person decides, right?
Asuka Okotsuka
And so.
Ashley Rae
Exactly.
John Lovett
Well, there we go.
Asuka Okotsuka
In this economy. Yeah, it's. You know, I see a lot of pluses, too.
John Lovett
Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Plus one, plus two, plus three, plus as many pluses you want. All right, we'll be right back. Hey, don't go anywhere. There's More of Love it or leave it.
Narrator/Announcer
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John Lovett
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Asuka Okotsuka
Wow. Wow.
John Lovett
First up, we should stop asking drag queens to do the splits.
Brendan Scannel
Yeah, we should stop asking drag queens to do the splits. When did drag become an athletic sport? Also drag queens, there's no Union. There's no health insurance. These girls are getting paid in drink tickets. The people who want drag queens to do the splits are the MCL and ACL surgeons, because these girls are gonna hurt themselves. Drag queens should be lip syncing to a song by a diva about how time has passed her by. Drag queens should not be doing flipply loops, getting the twisties tearing their groins. There's already a lot happening up there with the tucking, and I'm gonna start betting on Kelshi for which one of them is gonna rip their dang leg off with how athletic drag has become. Drag is an art form. It's not about doing flips and splits.
John Lovett
Yeah, drag queens.
Brendan Scannel
I stand with you.
Asuka Okotsuka
Stand still.
John Lovett
Stop moving. That was beautiful. I also just want to say that I think getting the twisties sounds like a Victorian name for a hernia. Next up, Atsuko. Being a straight woman is harder than being a gay man.
Asuka Okotsuka
I feel like this isn't my month and really my time. I as a person who cares and has a lot of gay friends, a lot. Some of them are on stage. I'm gonna give it to Brendan to say this, and then I'm gonna just kind of be the energy behind it.
John Lovett
He's like an ally thing.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
Brendan Scannel
It's way harder to do than a gay guy.
Asuka Okotsuka
Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you, thank you. You already went into it. Did you already play the game where whoever is the best ally.
John Lovett
Yeah.
Asuka Okotsuka
Who won?
John Lovett
Elizabeth Taylor.
Asuka Okotsuka
Oh, so I don't even know. I don't have a shot.
John Lovett
No, you're out. You're out.
Asuka Okotsuka
Well, Brendan already went into it, so I'm just gonna kinda be the energy behind why a straight woman. Being a straight woman is harder than being a gay guy. Go.
Brendan Scannel
Yeah, it's hard to be a straight woman. You go to the wrong studio sometimes.
Asuka Okotsuka
She's whimsical.
Brendan Scannel
Your husband isn't around today to drive you everywhere like he typically does.
Asuka Okotsuka
So tired.
Brendan Scannel
And your gay guys are too much in a comedown to text you where they are and where you're supposed to be. It's hard. It's hard.
John Lovett
It's hard. I also feel like being a straight woman means you have to date straight men. And I just think that, like, some of them are great, but that's a challenge. It's just a challenge. Like, some of it's just like, no, you can't wear that. It's a wedding. You're saying a lot of that kind of thing. And no gay guy has to say that to another gay guy.
Asuka Okotsuka
I love this.
John Lovett
All right, next up, Ashley. Monogamy is the best way to have a functional relationship. I told you I wasn't going to learn or grow today. Yeah, yeah, I said that.
Ashley Rae
Yeah. Yes. Monogamy is the best way to have a healthy relationship because secretly cheating is French and sexy and hotter anyway. And that's what a lot of monogamous people do, so that's kind of fun. And weddings are cool. I haven't been to one in a while.
John Lovett
Oh, it's so funny because Asuko and I were just at a wedding.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was John's wedding where I was only allowed a plus one, so. Yeah, yeah.
Ashley Rae
Not very poly friendly wedding, I guess. So maybe that's why I didn't get the invite. Yeah, that's why I wasn't gonna get a plus two. So fair enough. But you know, monogamous people being their best friends and I feel like they probably don't change their sheets as much as I do, so that's probably handy. And. Oh, you probably, like, don't have a hard time choosing what restaurants to eat at. Like, that's just two people deciding on that. You don't even have to take a vote. And that is probably so good for your relationship.
John Lovett
Yeah, you can't vote because it's either 2002-002-tIE.
Ashley Rae
Or TIE.
John Lovett
So the votes never matter.
Ashley Rae
Yeah, but we're over here. We're vetoing. We're. We have an electoral college.
John Lovett
Yeah.
Asuka Okotsuka
You have a friend.
John Lovett
That's so beautiful. That's so beautiful.
Ashley Rae
That is bad. And that is why monogamy is better.
John Lovett
Shout out monogamy, the OG. All right, one last one. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you can be mean all the time. Yeah, I think just because you're gay doesn't mean you can be mean all the time. Throwing up bitch at the end of it doesn't make you funny. You're just saying a mean comment about a woman's hair. Just because you have a little lilt in your voice doesn't mean it's charming. Sometimes it is, but often it's just like, wait a second, are you being cool and funny or are you just being a huge cunt with a little lisp at the end? You know what I mean? How about looking at you?
Asuka Okotsuka
Who's the mean one? Who's being mean? What? Who are the guys that are mean all the time? You're saying all of them.
John Lovett
I feel like this applies a little bit to me. I don't know. I don't know who this is directed at. I think sometimes it's directed at fitness instructors. Lots of people.
Brendan Scannel
I feel like fitness instructors are so motivational and nice.
Asuka Okotsuka
They are.
Ashley Rae
Oh, I love a bitch at the
Asuka Okotsuka
end by a fitness instructor.
Brendan Scannel
Come on, give me more A. Yeah.
Ashley Rae
I'm like, I am a. I'll give you everything, Michael.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah. 100.
Brendan Scannel
Michael's the guy who teaches spin at my gym, and I give it all away for him.
Ashley Rae
I get mean ladies. Just really mean. Mean ladies who. I feel like I can feel them judging me. Really?
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah.
Ashley Rae
Oh, yeah.
Asuka Okotsuka
I guess it depends on the class. Is this all cycling?
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
Asuka Okotsuka
Oh, okay.
Ashley Rae
Yeah, I just.
Asuka Okotsuka
I take dance fitness, so it's a little different.
Ashley Rae
That. That's going to be a joyful game.
Asuka Okotsuka
They don't scream as much, I think, as cycle because it's hard when you're, like, you know, doing spins, like, with your feet.
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
John Lovett
You have to keep them. The rhythm and so on.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yeah, yeah.
Ashley Rae
It's really easy to be a. On a bike.
Asuka Okotsuka
Yes.
Brendan Scannel
You're locked in with the shoes, you know?
Ashley Rae
Yeah.
John Lovett
You're locked in. Your legs only go two ways on the bike. Feel like you want to move around more. That's my problem with the bike. It's like, oh, my God. There's forward and there's back. That's it for an hour. No, thank you.
Ashley Rae
Sometimes they throw in the hand weight moves.
John Lovett
Yeah, I know. They're trying to do with the hand weights. And it's like, let's stop pretending this isn't a bike. All right? Can we all just face the facts? This is a bike. We'll be right back. And we're back. Boy, we had a lot of fun tonight, but also, we said some things we might regret, and God can judge us for it. But until then, let's take a look at the things my producers wish I shouldn't have said or did in a segment we call Second Thoughts. And Atsuko, Brendan and Ashley, if you have any second thoughts about this evening, I'd love to hear them as well. All right. Things I'm apologizing for from the monologue. I'm sorry about the joke. Fagpole. It's also fine that Cats is about Cats. It's called Cats. And the Arkansas stuff got pretty dark, but I don't regret that. I feel like everybody came along. I feel good about that. I feel that Ashley and Brendan, I'm sorry for not inviting you guys to the wedding.
Brendan Scannel
It's okay. I had something that night.
Ashley Rae
Yeah. And.
John Lovett
Oh, I don't remember saying this, but apparently I called Ashley's lifestyle quote terrible, and that I do. I genuinely don't remember doing that. And I regret it. I regret it. I shouldn't have said that.
Ashley Rae
I can't say it's wrong.
John Lovett
I feel like. I feel like I said couldn't. One might see it as terrible, but I feel like the word terrible was thrown in about. Thrown about. I don't think I put it. I think I had some ironic distance from it. Ashley, do you have any regrets?
Ashley Rae
I regret every insult to the poly community I made because I don't want to lose my sponsorship with the Field app. The best place to meet polyamorous singles or your next poly. But, no, I mean, you know, some of us, we're so great, and I love how diverse representations of polyamory are on TV now. We got queer couples. We got lesbian polycules. Go us.
John Lovett
Yeah, I. Yeah, there. I saw that there was a. A polyamorous couple on that show with the therapist.
Ashley Rae
Yes.
John Lovett
But I haven't gotten to that.
Ashley Rae
They were horrible. Oh, every poly couple on that show is horrible. Like, they are always the most selfish, ridiculous people. One of them started a massive fire. Forest fire in Northern California, and, by the way, went on to be polyamorous. Like, come on, man.
John Lovett
Okay, well, I feel like those are unrelated.
Ashley Rae
No, I get it. I see where they're connected.
John Lovett
Brendan, any second. Brendan, any second thoughts before we wrap it up?
Brendan Scannel
I feel like I threw my boyfriend under the bus in regards to Stardew Valley, and I want to apologize to him. I love that you have your activities and that you loved to fish, but, yeah, if you could just hang up your towels after you use them, that would be great.
John Lovett
Beautiful. Atsuko, any regrets?
Asuka Okotsuka
Oh, gosh. I mean, no. I live. Oh, I'm doing the game wrong.
John Lovett
You're a great ally. You're a great ally. We all feel that.
Asuka Okotsuka
Happy pride.
John Lovett
Happy pride, everybody. And that is our show. Thank you to Hosko Cusco, Brendan Skinnell, and SUA. There are 137 days until the midterms. We'll be back on Wednesday with Ali Siddiq, Ibi Wadaway, and Matt Hamilton. Have a great night and have a great weekend. Love it or leave it is a crooked media production. Our show is produced by Kendra James, Bill McGrath, Kelsey Gante, and me, John Lovett. Our production team includes Hallie Kiefer, Sarah Lazarus, David Towles, Claudia Shang, Jay Banks, Gavin Purcell, and Matt De Groot. And our staff is proudly unionized with the Writers Guild of America East.
Date: June 19, 2026
Host: Jon Lovett
Guests: Brendan Scannell, Ashley Ray, and Asuka Okotsuka
This lively Pride Month episode of Lovett or Leave It brings together comedians Brendan Scannell, Ashley Ray, and Asuka Okotsuka for a campy, insightful, and irreverently honest look at queer current events, allyship, polyamory, and comedy careers. The show celebrates LGBTQ+ culture with trademark humor and sharp social commentary while skewering both political hypocrisy and queer community debates.
Timestamps: 01:10 – 10:58
"If people like Sarah Huckabee Sanders want to know what’s actually hurting family, she shouldn’t be looking at Pride parades – she should be looking in the mirror." (Lovett, 04:31)
"For every person speaking up, there’s someone out there who can’t or is working up the courage to try... That’s what Pride is all about." (Lovett, 09:00)
Timestamps: 12:03 – 13:47
"I got dressed to go…had a little edible…and I looked at Ari and said, this is Pride. Pride can be whatever we want. I want to play video games for four hours." (Lovett, 13:09)
Timestamps: 14:54 – 18:19
"There's all these new covers that are like, Polyamory: it's going to save your boring marriage. It’s not. Just don’t do it." (Ashley Ray, 15:53)
"Fair weather ideology to me…Who's gonna hold your hand when you're dying? You’re not gonna get two." (Lovett, 17:39)
Timestamps: 18:19 – 25:29
"There is no gay agenda. It’s a human agenda." (Elizabeth Taylor, quoted by Lovett, 24:44)
Timestamps: 28:20 – 32:48
Timestamps: 32:48 – 35:38
Timestamps: 35:39 – 39:43
Timestamps: 41:36 – 48:02
"Just because you have a little lilt... doesn’t mean it’s charming. Sometimes it is, but..." (Lovett, 46:09)
Timestamps: 48:02 – End
"I'm sorry for not inviting you guys to the wedding." (Lovett, 49:02)
This episode exemplifies Lovett or Leave It's unique blend of wit, satire, and sincerity, making it a must-listen for those seeking both laughs and thought-provoking social commentary during Pride—and all year long.