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A (0:11)
Dude, it took me so long to figure out that record days are your work day is the record.
B (0:17)
You're like one of those influencers who's like, do you know how hard it is to be an influencer? Look, do you know how hard my job is?
A (0:22)
I am going to show you my morning routine featuring Saratoga water. I do crunches while I return business tech on my Apple watch.
B (0:33)
Dude, are you familiar with the weird tiktoks where they debunk the morning routines?
A (0:37)
No. What?
B (0:38)
They'll have titles on the screen. They'll be like 5:30, seven waking up. And then people will stitch in and they'll be like, actually in Dallas at 5:30. The sun is not in that position. It's actually more like 7:30.
A (0:49)
Dude, you and I have talked about, and I think we have a shared value around not letting the show just become a dunk fest, right? No, but like, man, if we didn't, I would do such a fucking episode on those goddamn morning.
B (1:02)
Just like, what's on TikTok? Who sucks on TikTok today?
A (1:06)
I would do that. So there's so many people on Tik Tok who suck.
B (1:09)
All right, tag it, tag it, tag it. What do you have? What are you going to rhyme with seed oils?
A (1:15)
I was going to come up with I don't know. What weed boils? I don't know.
B (1:23)
Do you want me to sit in silence and let you workshop that? Creed soils. Creed. Soyo start singing a Creed song.
A (1:30)
Hi everybody, and welcome to maintenance phase, the podcast where they tried to bury us, but they didn't know we were seed oils.
B (1:38)
That's terrible.
A (1:40)
What's that even from? You try to bury us and then we grow and then we're here.
B (1:44)
We're seeds. Get used to it. Is this from your political organizing days?
A (1:48)
I'm Aubrey Gordon.
