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Mark Moseley Show
Hosted by MARK MOSELEY · EN
A one-man sketch comedy show from radio veteran, stand-up comic and celebrity impressionist Mark Moseley. Politics and culture, from a comedic angle. New episodes weekly, normally on Mondays. Real celebrity impressions (no AI) and original comedy sketches every week.
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History's Biggest Lie: “IT’S SOCIALISM, NOT COMMUNISM!”
1w ago00:45:31Tap to summarizeThis week on Mark Moseley Show: We open with a satirical “sponsor” message from the fictional grocery chain that perfectly captures Zohran Mamdani’s plan for city-owned stores in New York. Moseley breaks down why the scheme is classic loss-leader politics: taxpayers foot the bill, private operators still run the stores, and the public gets the photo-op. From there, the show digs into one of the oldest political tricks in the book — the claim that “It’s socialism, not communism.” Moseley walks through history to show that nearly every communist regime sold its system as “socialism” while building it, and almost never used the word “communism” to describe what people were actually living under. The episode then surveys the current crop of radical Democratic candidates: Mamdani in New York, Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan (and his CAIR-linked donations), the colorful field in Maine, James Talarico in Texas, and Francesca Hong in Wisconsin — the socialist so far-left that even Bernie Sanders won’t endorse her. Plus: A darkly comic “Dear Diary” entry from Anthony Fauci The chaotic street occupation in Madison, Wisconsin after the police shooting of career criminal Corey Ruiz, and the “don’t feed the bears” lesson Doofas of the Week: the burglar who robbed a Verizon store… then flagged down the police himself! And a genuine Good News story about a small-town Santa Claus who gave a very big gift to a stranger
Transcribe →Will Fauci Flee America After Taking the Fifth Over and Over?
2w ago00:54:02Tap to summarizeThis week we escape to Fauci Island — the ultimate getaway where the second you land you get jabbed in the neck, the palm trees are socially distanced, and the Mandatory Gratitude Circle burns Rand Paul in effigy every night.From there we dig into the newly released pages of Anthony Fauci’s private COVID diary: the private lab-leak doubts, the fame obsession, the broken lockdown rules, the undisclosed pulmonary infarct, and the 111 Fifth Amendment pleas. We also look at John Fetterman’s rare moment of candor and why the left’s rules about pardons and the Fifth suddenly flip when it’s one of their own.Elsewhere: Kamala Harris eyes another presidential run while the Democratic field stacks up with the usual suspects, Don Lemon insists “if Trump can do it, anyone can,” and we break down why that take erases the actual political skill required.Trump’s Correspondents Dinner joke about Kaitlan Collins and Dylan Mulvaney sends the media into a transphobia spiral — and accidentally reveals more than they intended.Plus a few unsolicited tips for Ellen Page.We also cover the American Heart Association’s green light for five cups of coffee a day (and Starbucks’ inevitable 128-ounce response), a Christian apologist forced to relocate after Muslims threaten his family for refusing to call Islam peaceful, and the strange progressive-Islamist alliance.Doofus of the Week goes to the Indiana shoplifter whose pants literally fell down from the weight of the stolen goods.We close with a remarkable Good News story: A Chinese woman who dove into a river to save a man trying to end his life, then quietly walked away.Same mix of satire, receipts, and the occasional reminder that not everything is broken.
Transcribe →Illegal Alien Murderer Sues Trump for $75 Million + Citizenship-STOP FEEDING THE BEARS!
3w ago00:48:31Tap to summarizeThis week we’re tackling high gas prices with a heavy dose of history, media spin, and one of the most based “money-saving tip” you’ll ever hear from President Trump. We dig into why $4 gas feels so familiar (hello, 2008), why the media suddenly cares again, and why expectations shape how people feel about the economy more than the raw numbers sometimes do.Tune into the latest round of Trump-Deathwatch! coverage, a convicted illegal immigrant murderer suing the President for $75 million and citizenship, and why the phrase “stop feeding the bears” has never been more relevant.Also in this episode:Memebusters takes down the “poorest counties are all Republican” claim.A quick look at giraffes that can do math (and the ones that cheat).Kohler’s new toilet camera and a self-driving robot toilet that feels straight out of Wall-E.Doofus of the Week: the Anchorage bank robber who brought a torch.And a powerful Good News story about a bone marrow donor. As always, we keep it honest, irreverent, and a little bit ridiculous.Nothing new under the sun… but somehow it still manages to surprise us.
Transcribe →From The People Who Missed Joe Biden's Senility: 'We're SHOCKED By Graham Platner!'
Jul 1000:51:40Tap to summarizeIn this week’s episode of The Mark Moseley Show, we kick things off with the most unhinged political ad you’ll ever hear: Doug Harlan for Congress! It's a satirical setup for our dive into the spectacular implosion of Graham Platner in the Maine Senate race. From the same party that spent years pretending Joe Biden was sharp as a tack, suddenly comes the shocked outrage: “How could this happen?!” We roast the blatant hypocrisy, Jessica Tarlov’s instant flip-flop, and the Democrats’ desperate scramble to replace their scandal-plagued candidate.We also check in on New York socialist darling Zohran Mamdani, who wants you sweating at 78 degrees while his team accidentally erases entire Italian and Irish neighborhoods from their maps. Nothing says “competence” like decolonizing Little Italy off the cartography. Is Mamdani about to get a sit-down from some guys in Armani suits?Plus: An ICE takedown in Houston goes sideways, the left melts down as usual, a federal judge finally overrules Judge Sparkle to let states clean up voter rolls, and we celebrate an 11-year-old hero who shows more courage than most adults. Oh… and a naked guy running a pot farm who was immune to pepper spray.Buckle up. It’s another wild week in clown world.
Transcribe →TRUMP WARNS: 'The Naked Communist' Takeover Threatens America's SURVIVAL on Her 250th
Jul 300:58:16Tap to summarizeHAPPY 250TH BIRTHDAY AMERICA… but will we survive to see 300? President Trump just dropped bombshell truth: communists have infiltrated and taken over the Democratic Party — and they are the single greatest threat to our nation in 250 years.In this special 4th of July episode of the Mark Moseley Show, we dive deep into the 1958 book The Naked Communist by W. Cleon Skousen. Inside are the 45 communist goals designed to conquer America from within — without firing a single shot.We break down the first 20+ goals that have already been achieved: control of the schools and teachers unions, infiltration of the press and Hollywood, destruction of loyalty oaths, pushing one-world government through the UN, capturing a major political party, and much more. From open borders and indoctrination to media propaganda and cultural subversion — the incremental takeover is no longer hidden.Trump is right. The communists aren’t hiding anymore. They’re winning elections, pushing radical policies, and turning our institutions against us. This is a full wake-up call for every patriot.Will America wake up in time? This is Part 1 — Part 2 drops soon covering the rest of the 45 goals.If you love truth over propaganda, share this with every patriot you know. 00:00 - Happy 250th America… But Will We Make It to 300?03:45 - Trump’s Warning: Communists in the Democratic Party08:20 - The Naked Communist by Cleon Skousen – The 45 Goals12:50 - Goals 1-10: Disarmament, Coexistence & Aiding the Enemy22:15 - Goal 11: One World Government & The UN Trap29:40 - Goals 12-15: Capturing the Democrat Party38:10 - Goals 16-21: Courts, Schools, Media & Hollywood Propaganda55:00 - The Final Warning: They’re Already Here
Transcribe →TRUMP'S ALGAECIDE: The Left's Hilarious Save the Sludge Meltdown
Jun 2600:45:35Tap to summarizeThis week on Mark Moseley Show: Democrats throw ALGAETHON 26 — the nation’s biggest celebrity telethon to stop Trump from committing the ultimate eco-crime… ALGAECIDE! Leonardo, Bono, John Kerry, Taylor Swift, and more unite to SAVE THE SLUDGE in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.We roast the insane left-wing obsession with Reflecting Poolgate, and the nonstop Trump hypocrisy attacks — while reminding everyone this green nightmare has been going on for over a century.Plus: Giants players vilified for Bible verses on their caps, the real meaning behind the rainbow, Koran Kaps for safe religious expression, Obama’s Presidential Library drama, an AI pigeon defense system, and a heartwarming Good News story that’ll restore your faith in humanity.From savage political satire to absurd cultural commentary, this episode is packed with laughs and truth.
Transcribe →UFC KO's Bette Midler: DEVASTATING Metaphor for Trump Crushing Obama's Iran Deal
Jun 2000:51:54Tap to summarizeIn this week’s episode of The Mark Moseley Show, Jerry Seinfeld drops the ultimate truth bomb outside Madison Square Garden — telling a pro-Palestine streamer “It doesn’t exist” — and Mark breaks down why the comedy legend is still owning the game while Gen Z calls him “dated.” From there, it’s full throttle: Liz Warren and Bernie Sanders gang up on Elon Musk’s wealth, but the numbers show Musk is already funding massive portions of America’s teachers and childcare.Mark then unpacks the UFC Fight Night at the White House, where Trump hosted the cooler show while the left counter-programmed with Bette Midler and Jane Fonda — a perfect metaphor for Trump’s no-nonsense approach to the Iran Deal versus Obama’s failed legacy. Gas prices are dropping, maximum pressure worked, and America is back in the driver’s seat.Plus: Media bias exposed on Barron Trump’s new energy drink, the 20th anniversary of Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth and all the predictions that never happened (hello, “Godzilla El Niño”), a doofus of the week who got hit by an ambulance… then sued them for the ride, and some genuinely good news about Meta giving free AI smart glasses to blind veterans.Buckle up for sharp political satire, laughs, and zero apologies.
Transcribe →They Didn't CHEAT Pratt Out-Because In California This Is All LEGAL
Jun 1200:43:19Tap to summarizeIn this week's Mark Moseley Show, we dive headfirst into the LA Mayoral primary circus: Spencer Pratt gets "Pratted" out of contention as Nithya Raman magically gallops past him on late mail-in ballots in a race that’s 100% "perfectly legal" in California.We break down the suspicious vote trends, California’s creative ballot rules, self-attestation citizenship “proof,” and why even Hollywood is starting to crack — with Gwyneth Paltrow going full independent and Jimmy Kimmel openly hunting for secret Pratt voters.From there, we also expose the wild double standards in Maine, where Graham Platner’s Nazi Totenkopf tattoo gets a shrug from Democrats (but an Israeli flag? Straight to cancel), while they defend the indefensible elsewhere. Plus: Jasmine Crockett’s race-obsessed meltdown, Jill Biden’s “I saw nothing” book tour disaster (is she lying or just the most oblivious woman alive?), debunked Trump stroke/toe-stub panic, and a fresh Doofus of the Week that’ll have you questioning everything.Lots of breaking "news", plus Morgan Freeman reads unhinged liberal tweets, and Mark's live read for a new show "sponsor".Buckle up — this one’s packed with savage satire, election skepticism, and the kind of truth Hollywood and the legacy media desperately want buried.
Transcribe →Pratt HUMILIATES Democrats While They Defend Adulterer Platner
Jun 600:46:43Tap to summarizePratt HUMILIATES Democrats While They Defend Adulterer PlatnerThe Left loves to scream "Whataboutism!" whenever you point out their hypocrisy — until it’s convenient for them. This week we expose how quickly they abandon their own rules when defending scandal-plagued candidates.Graham Platner, the Democrat challenging Susan Collins in Maine, is drowning in sexting scandals right after getting married… and his supporters are pulling out every classic "But Trump tho" defense in the book. We read their Whataboutism greatest hits.Meanwhile in California, Reality TV star Spencer Pratt just shocked the political world by surging to 2nd place in the LA Mayoral race — sending Democrats into full panic mode as the Golden State shows signs of turning red.Plus:Trump tells Netanyahu he’s “effing crazy” — and how the Left’s narrative is implodingEvery president has done military action without Congress… but suddenly it’s a war crime when Trump does it?Epic media bias meltdown at CBS as Bari Weiss cleans houseICE “hunger strike” roast + full detention center menu (better than many Americans eat)California’s never-ending ballot counting, Hunter Biden laptop lies, and moreIf you’re tired of the Left’s selective outrage and hypocritical rules, this episode is for you.Timestamps:00:00 - The Whataboutism Hypocrisy Epidemic03:45 - Graham Platner Sexting Scandal & Democrat Defenses14:20 - Trump, Iran, Netanyahu Drama22:10 - Spencer Pratt Shocks LA + California Turning Red?35:50 - Media Bias Meltdown at CBS44:30 - ICE Detention Center Food Roast + Cooking With ICE52:00 - Funny Stories & Good NewsThis episode includes AI-generated content.
Transcribe →Jill Thought Joe Had a Stroke at Trump Debate-So She Rushed Him to Waffle House
May 2900:52:05Tap to summarizeJill Biden thought Joe was stroking out at the Trump debate… so she took him to Waffle House. Trump tries, and fails, to read a story for Calm. Biden’s secret tapes he’s suing to hide, the left’s meltdown over a blue Reflecting Pool, 100% tax revenge proposals from blue states, A TV financial reality check for Kimmel and Colbert, trans locker room insanity, Al Gore’s failed prophecies, and then, a heroic dog story that’ll restore your faith in humanity.
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