Ep 526 - Reunited (feat. Billy)

Summary

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Episode 526: "Reunited (feat. Billy)" Summary

In Episode 526 of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, released on November 1, 2024, hosts Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis reunite with special guest Billy to delve into a whirlwind of topics ranging from politics and conspiracy theories to personal anecdotes and humorous exchanges. This episode encapsulates the trio's signature blend of sharp wit, candid discussions, and irreverent humor.

1. Reunion and Initial Banter (00:00 - 01:00)

The episode kicks off with Matt and Shane addressing their audience's skepticism about their continued collaboration. They humorously acknowledge past doubts and set a lively tone for the episode.

• Matt McCusker [00:01]: "We're back, dude. What's up? A lot of you fucking doubted, dude."

• Shane Gillis [00:06]: "Us haters are just running back for their little fucking rap."

2. Political Commentary and Critique (01:00 - 06:00)

The trio dives into a fervent discussion about the current political climate, particularly focusing on Democratic behavior and recent political statements. They express disdain for perceived liberal tactics and critique prominent political figures.

• Matt McCusker [01:00]: "Of course we're not. We're not Joe Biden, dude. We don't think half of the people are garbage."

• Shane Gillis [02:11]: "Puerto Rico is actually my favorite."

They mock political debates and the handling of issues by leaders, intertwining humor with their critiques.

3. Conspiracy Theories and Remote Viewing (06:00 - 24:00)

Billy introduces the topic of the Monroe Institute and remote viewing, sparking an intriguing conversation about supernatural abilities and government projects. The hosts explore concepts like astral projection, hemisync, and the potential manipulation of consciousness.

• Billy Barty [17:12]: "Mary Monroe remote viewing. Yes."

• Shane Gillis [19:35]: "It's actual travel."

The discussion delves into personal experiences with meditation and altered states of consciousness, blending skepticism with curiosity.

4. Personal Anecdotes and Anecdotal Humor (24:00 - 45:00)

Shane shares a humorous incident involving a ceiling fan, leading to a spirited debate about the physics of airflow. The conversation shifts to fitness routines, gym experiences, and lighthearted stories about interactions with others.

• Shane Gillis [62:07]: "I think I'm in the eye of the vortex."

• Matt McCusker [65:03]: "That's so funny. I mean, it's the best."

The trio recounts various personal mishaps and observations, maintaining a comedic undertone throughout.

5. Health, Vaccinations, and Social Issues (45:00 - 57:00)

The conversation turns to health-related topics, including COVID-19 vaccinations for children, vet visits, and societal attitudes towards health mandates. Billy recounts experiences with vaccine hesitancy and interactions with medical professionals.

• Billy Barty [46:40]: "They try to give it to my like one year old."

• Shane Gillis [47:43]: "They hit you with the...reball."

They critique the push for vaccinations, interspersed with jokes about pet care and medical debates.

6. Humorous Mock Debates and Social Satire (57:00 - 71:00)

The hosts engage in satirical debates, mocking political rhetoric and media portrayals. They invent exaggerated scenarios involving political figures, blending satire with sharp commentary on current events.

• Billy Barty [67:54]: "They tried to slander him saying like he's like a drunk and beats his wife, but I don't think that's true."

• Shane Gillis [68:20]: "You saved my dude."

The episode concludes with lighthearted banter about social interactions, maintaining the comedic essence that characterizes their podcast.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Matt McCusker [00:01]: "We're back, dude. What's up? A lot of you fucking doubted, dude."

• Shane Gillis [06:00]: "They said you like, sucked a Chinese guy's dick."

• Billy Barty [17:12]: "Mary Monroe remote viewing. Yes."

• Shane Gillis [45:05]: "Tell me this. Color of the confetti petty at the Super Bowl. Next year, it'll be the color of the team that wins."

• Billy Barty [46:42]: "My boy just, he brought his one year old to get a checkup and they were like, yo, you want to give him the COVID vaccine?"

• Matt McCusker [31:08]: "What am I going to. Please, dude, it's just straight up cops versus robbers, okay?"

Conclusion

Episode 526 of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast offers listeners a rollercoaster of discussions blending political satire, conspiracy theories, personal stories, and relentless humor. Matt, Shane, and Billy navigate through contentious topics with a comedic lens, providing both entertainment and provocative commentary. Whether dissecting political maneuvers or sharing absurd personal anecdotes, the trio maintains an engaging and humorous dynamic, staying true to the podcast's reputation as one of the funniest out there.

Transcript

[Matt McCusker]

Hello.

[Shane Gillis]

We're fired up.

[Matt McCusker]

We're back, dude. What's up? A lot of you fucking doubted, dude. Yeah, dude, you never thought you'd see.

[Shane Gillis]

Us haters are just running back for their little fucking rap.

[Matt McCusker]

Imagine the haters right now. Think of all the Dems and libs that thought we would never be together.

[Shane Gillis]

That was lib behavior. Spreading disinfo online.

[Matt McCusker]

Nice. John Carlos stands a bat, dude. Look at the donk on this, man. Yeah. Wait to see him run. Oh, he doesn't have to. If he hits a three run warning track power with a donk. The dunk, take him up.

[Shane Gillis]

He's safe.

[Matt McCusker]

Jizz chasm safe.

[Shane Gillis]

Sorry if you hate this too. By the way, we're watching America's pastime.

[Matt McCusker]

If you guys watching the.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, you're definitely a damn. That was. You just failed the damn test.

[Matt McCusker]

The ultimate damn test.

[Shane Gillis]

Are those guys watching baseball for you?

[Matt McCusker]

No, that was full liberal behavior. But that's fine. We forgive all.

[Shane Gillis]

It is what it is, man.

[Matt McCusker]

Of course we're not. We're not Joe Biden, dude. We don't think half of the people are garbage. All right, that brings us to our first.

[Shane Gillis]

That was. That was so divisive when he said that.

[Matt McCusker]

Why would he say something. Something like that?

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, that's like. I don't know, man.

[Matt McCusker]

For real, though, think how funny that is, bro.

[Shane Gillis]

They had it.

[Matt McCusker]

They had it to be h. I mean, how big of. They're losers. Yeah, the Democrats.

[Billy Barty]

I also like.

[Matt McCusker]

You get handed.

[Billy Barty]

If you are Joe Biden. It's probably the best thing you could say. Like, they're constantly trying to arrest him and his family. Garfield is probably.

[Shane Gillis]

They had the moral. They finally got it back.

[Matt McCusker]

You got the layup. You got Tony Hinch at the Garden.

[Shane Gillis]

Hinge man.

[Billy Barty]

Hungry man.

[Shane Gillis]

And then the hinge pin, dude, the.

[Matt McCusker]

Hinge pin got loose. And then general and then Joe Biden gets on to responds on a Zoom call. The camera's like, up here. He's like, yeah, well, they're garbage, dude.

[Billy Barty]

Before that, he was literally out to get ice cream. He crushed.

[Matt McCusker]

He was in Baltimore eating ice cream.

[Billy Barty]

Crushed ice cream went on. Zoom was like, you know what?

[Shane Gillis]

Trump supporters, I mean, to be fair, to like jump into his world for a second, imagine just like, yeah, you get the presidency taken away from. You just launch a triple scoop and you just fully send it in. Trump fucking sucks. Reporters are dumb fucking idiots.

[Matt McCusker]

I get it.

[Shane Gillis]

Puerto Rico is actually my favorite.

[Billy Barty]

With that lunchroom fucking mind fuck. When they did the debate, he's like, or we did the debate with Kamala. He's like, he doesn't like you. And then he just kept on talking about something else. That's a great.

[Matt McCusker]

He actually doesn't like you behind your back.

[Shane Gillis]

Here. He hit her with Biden. Doesn't like you.

[Billy Barty]

No one likes you. Everyone talks about you behind your back.

[Matt McCusker]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I didn't know he hit her.

[Matt McCusker]

You're mean.

[Shane Gillis]

And they're saying she won that debate even though he said nobody likes you.

[Billy Barty]

Lib said she wanted brother Liz.

[Matt McCusker]

The commenters. Yeah, yeah. Liberal commenters. Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

The 150 IQ Redders. Like, actually, if you break it down. Had a milquetoast take.

[Shane Gillis]

Actually.

[Matt McCusker]

My. Can we all agree?

[Shane Gillis]

I know Trump said that to her.

[Matt McCusker]

I can't.

[Shane Gillis]

Nobody likes you. Everyone actually fucking hates you.

[Matt McCusker]

I can't get hinge Cliff off the brain, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Bro.

[Matt McCusker]

That's all I think about. It makes me laugh.

[Shane Gillis]

It's the funniest thing ever.

[Matt McCusker]

It's the funniest thing. That's if Trump loses. If Trump loses, it's the ultimate and it is Tony's fault. And because of that, World War three does take place. Tony Hinchcliffe is Arch Duke. Fran Ferdinand. He is. People are going to look back and go, why did this happen, dude?

[Shane Gillis]

I'm going to be holding my whole family and I'm going to see the blast radius before we go out in a hot flash. I'm going to go an island of garbage.

[Matt McCusker]

You can see the blast racing. Gonna go, unbelievable. Just go into dust. Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

Arguments online.

[Shane Gillis]

I'll be holding my kids. Like, actually, it's kind of bullshitty. Actually kind of crushing on.

[Matt McCusker]

It actually was funny. Yeah, it was 11:00am dude, that's pretty dumb. He's probably nervous and just went back to material. Who cares?

[Billy Barty]

The arguments online the past three weeks have been insane. People like, dude, did you know Trump actually was in a McDonald's that was closed, that wasn't even open? And that's the only thing they would argue about.

[Matt McCusker]

That's just roasting.

[Billy Barty]

You guys don't know. He's actually a roast brother.

[Matt McCusker]

I saw Kamala Harris commercial with Tony Hinchclove in the beginning of it in, like, black and white. They hit him with the black and white. It's so good. It's the funniest person possible.

[Billy Barty]

You see Tim Walls commercial.

[Matt McCusker]

No spades sent to me.

[Billy Barty]

It's so gay, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

What did he do?

[Billy Barty]

He was just like, look, all right, guys, we're.

[Matt McCusker]

The game's tied.

[Billy Barty]

I'm going to be honest here, but we're going to make every block and go down the field and we're going to try to win this game. Just try to use the football now. Just like pure Americana.

[Shane Gillis]

Tim Wallace is pure American times.

[Matt McCusker]

He showed his true colors, dude. He was like, aoc runs a mean pick six.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, just.

[Matt McCusker]

It's like, bro, he's a defensive coordinator.

[Billy Barty]

Going to say some like that.

[Matt McCusker]

Stop trying to talk football, bro.

[Shane Gillis]

He said, aoc runs a mean.

[Matt McCusker]

He said, yeah, they played Madden together as like a. Oh, I saw the video.

[Shane Gillis]

I saw the.

[Matt McCusker]

Then he tweeted. I mean, I doubt he tweeted.

[Shane Gillis]

I saw Dr. Doomed for a little bit.

[Matt McCusker]

Twitch.

[Shane Gillis]

Streamer. Streamer. Yeah. Between saving the middle class, I'm also streaming Twitch. I love video.

[Billy Barty]

I was just waiting for an.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm a 65 year old white guy, obviously. I'm jamming video games in my basement with a headset on.

[Matt McCusker]

It probably actually is.

[Shane Gillis]

Do you think? I mean, I mean, there's, there's a lot of.

[Matt McCusker]

We're not here. What's that?

[Billy Barty]

Black Insurrectionist already took him apart, handled our business.

[Shane Gillis]

Touchdown. Timmy is funny, dude.

[Billy Barty]

I got so much hate because I was in the fucking comments on that. Just like, dude, I don't think this is real. And everyone's like, you're gonna look so fucking stupid. It's like the kids talking about obviously not real on an email. He's like, actually, I'm gonna end it here and I'll hit you up later on and tell you.

[Shane Gillis]

It kind of. If you look at the election as like a game, it is kind of the sickest game. It's like, you have him in there. Like, dude, they said you like, sucked a Chinese guy's dick. And he's like, could we just say Trump's a Nazi? Like, yeah, we'll fire that.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, we'll fire them.

[Shane Gillis]

They're spreading rumors about each other.

[Billy Barty]

That is also crazy.

[Shane Gillis]

Trump's actually a Nazi. It's like, you sucked a little kid's dick in China. He's like, all right, this is on call.

[Matt McCusker]

What are we doing? Hold on a second. You just cross the line.

[Shane Gillis]

That's such divisive rhetoric. Let's just stop it, dude. But also Trump's Hitler.

[Billy Barty]

So that Hitler was crazy. Like, Hitler was at Mask and Square Garden. So was Trump. Can't you see the Reddings on the walls?

[Shane Gillis]

It's like, dude, was Hitler at msg?

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, no, Hitler was. But the locals, the local Nazis, the.

[Billy Barty]

Guys that were just.

[Shane Gillis]

They just probably love the dude. Those guys.

[Matt McCusker]

You want to talk about Qanon feeling dumb. Think about being a dude in 1939 going to Hitler.

[Shane Gillis]

They were American military intelligence.

[Billy Barty]

I swear to God.

[Matt McCusker]

I think there was, like, a banner of George Washington as like, a national. Like, I think the background was George Washington with maybe some SWAs getting tossed up.

[Billy Barty]

Dude, he loved Henry Ford.

[Shane Gillis]

Really? Henry Ford, I think reciprocated a little bit every.

[Matt McCusker]

I think he reciprocated.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Matt McCusker]

I think time did everything he was tossing up. Got rock man of the year.

[Billy Barty]

To be fair. To be fair.

[Shane Gillis]

And 2020, my friend, to be fair, they didn't have the. The SWA wasn't. Wasn't. It wasn't yet tainted.

[Matt McCusker]

Right.

[Shane Gillis]

Obviously, he was wildly anti. Semic.

[Billy Barty]

But no, no, think about that.

[Shane Gillis]

That was a.

[Matt McCusker]

That was a virgin, sweet Germany. You see the sw. You're going.

[Shane Gillis]

You don't know.

[Billy Barty]

Best logo of all time.

[Matt McCusker]

Think if a country just came out of nowhere with a new logo.

[Shane Gillis]

You say, at least. You would say, at least hear him out. You would go, let's at least hear him out. And you go, wait, what?

[Matt McCusker]

Wait, what? He said, hold on.

[Shane Gillis]

What. What are you up to, dude?

[Matt McCusker]

Think about going to the Garden for this Nazi rally in the 30s. Be like, yo, I got tickets. You want to go? Be like, yeah, I'll check it out.

[Shane Gillis]

You bring your girlfriend?

[Billy Barty]

I don't know.

[Shane Gillis]

These guys are just making up.

[Matt McCusker]

He might be Hinchcliffe. Might be ageless. He might be a man. He might be a traveler.

[Shane Gillis]

He's just resurrecting the wreck. He's wait. He's been waiting 300 years to resurrect the Reich.

[Billy Barty]

It might be five.

[Shane Gillis]

It goes back to, like, ancient area. It goes back to, like, ancient Ariana when they went through, like, India.

[Matt McCusker]

There's a hinge cliff leaving them.

[Shane Gillis]

We should ride horses.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, it could be.

[Shane Gillis]

That could be the real battle behind the scenes. It could just be people resurrecting the reich from, like, 800 years ago.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, it was a Hinchcliffe Carlson. Jordan Peterson. I will say the right does have. When we were watching that Trump's Superheroes X Men video, the right is. Is gay.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. That is a.

[Matt McCusker]

It's so embarrassing.

[Shane Gillis]

That was. That was really rugged, man. We only watched, like, 10 seconds of it, too. Yeah, but it was him just being like, dude, Elon Musk is so sick. Also. This is a man also.

[Matt McCusker]

Clearly incredible. Cognizant of village and hopefully a good man. He's trying his hardest to be a good man. At least it appears that way, which is all you know.

[Shane Gillis]

And then they have like, the, like, debate bukkake where it's just like one guy versus 25 people, like, surrounded.

[Billy Barty]

My mom texted us on Sunday morning. It was just surrounded about abortion. She's like, you, I should watch this.

[Matt McCusker]

Like, yo, how about that abortion commercial we got hit with during the World Series?

[Shane Gillis]

Yesterday was pretty rugged.

[Matt McCusker]

They hit like Fox hit a full disclaimer before it. And then it was just some guy dressed like a mad scientist showing actual photos of aborted baby.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, it was pretty rough.

[Matt McCusker]

Oh, man, Dave McCormick commercials on. I hate this son of a dude. Connecticut.

[Shane Gillis]

I already flew back to Connecticut.

[Matt McCusker]

Old Connecticut. McCormick Mansion CEO, Connecticut. Dude, he doesn't care about you.

[Billy Barty]

Like the other politicians.

[Shane Gillis]

Wasn't everyone running kind of rich? Obviously, I don't think there's anyone who's like, this guy's poor. Shit, this guy's poor. He fucking.

[Matt McCusker]

It has to have been done before, but I keep laughing at it. All I want is a sketch of a dude, like a local politician, like, sitting down with his family to watch baseball. And it's like, Bob Casey Jr. Is a rapist. He let a terrorist come in and rape my five year old daughter. Sitting there like, oh, he does coke.

[Billy Barty]

No one knows it, but he does.

[Matt McCusker]

A worker giving a testimony like, yeah, Bob Casey showed up the other day. He raped my daughter, let an illegal immigrant in here.

[Shane Gillis]

Wait, he raped and then let an illegal immigrant.

[Matt McCusker]

I'm a cop and Bob Casey, my ass. Dude, that guy Fire Bob Casey, paid.

[Shane Gillis]

For by K. Held me down and ate my ass like a.

[Matt McCusker]

The whole time.

[Shane Gillis]

He totally ignored my penis and just went to town on my ass.

[Matt McCusker]

All he did was service my ass. What the.

[Shane Gillis]

From the front, too. It's kind of nuts.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah. They also don't even tell you who's like, by. I don't know who what party these guys are in. They just show you. They're like, this lives in Connecticut. This kind of out of here. Can you believe he lives in Connecticut? Which is funny because it's gonna work because these dudes, somebody's gonna. If I went to vote, I'd go in there, I'd be like, all right, it's Trump versus Kamala now. I go, oh, yeah, there's that Bob Casey. Yeah, you.

[Shane Gillis]

You don't know any of these people.

[Matt McCusker]

This guy's from Connecticut, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Information bouncing around your head, and you see a bunch of names and you're.

[Billy Barty]

Like, this is the best.

[Matt McCusker]

This is the best one. Transgender operations on illegal.

[Billy Barty]

True, dude, I told you.

[Matt McCusker]

And then here comes. Yeah, the one is for you.

[Billy Barty]

That's good.

[Shane Gillis]

That for real Trump's for you that might win the one.

[Matt McCusker]

That same ad I think starts with they're letting in rapists, murderers and even terrorists. What Mexican terrorists?

[Billy Barty]

Terrorists, dude killed Seth Rich.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Or they just cut to like a. Apart from like one of those shows like the cartel putting a head on.

[Matt McCusker]

A Speak of the devil.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, dude. I mean, I mean after two weeks I think we might be out of the woods on this. Hopefully.

[Billy Barty]

Nah, hopefully it's gonna be four years.

[Matt McCusker]

Four years.

[Billy Barty]

Every year elected last time and like all the chicks went out in Philly and we're like freaking the out.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, I was, I was in Philly for that.

[Billy Barty]

They all get the worst haircuts to like protest. Imagine fucked up shit happened in politics. Like fuck it, I'm giving myself receding hairline. They all just get unattractive haircuts.

[Shane Gillis]

I don't, I don't think the babes are going to get as if he wins again. I think people might just get apathetic, dude.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, I don't think they're going to go riot. I sent Chain the one I showed Shane the one thing the dudes on Reddit like on our depression. Like I'm breaking out in hives at the thought that Trump might win. Like I'm really getting sick.

[Matt McCusker]

I mean, I mean what an embarrassment. Either way it's not gonna go up. Yeah, it'll be Trump wins. It's gonna be bad if Trump loses.

[Shane Gillis]

It's gonna be really bad. Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

Chris will be happy.

[Shane Gillis]

Stand down. Stand down. Stand by.

[Matt McCusker]

Billy. You would like a Democrat led world.

[Shane Gillis]

War apparently they say that's. That's the only way wealth gets really distributed across of all of history. It's like cataclysms.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I swear to God the periods of peace straight inequality during period is a peace inequality grows. This one guy wrote the book. I'm just telling you what I say.

[Billy Barty]

That to Dresden, bro.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, his words, not mine. But he was saying it's been like cataclysms that really create inequality. And then when it's peace time, obviously some people grind some people around. Obviously.

[Billy Barty]

Dude, some dudes get hired by NASA, other guys get hung.

[Shane Gillis]

I mean the X Men just assembled. The X Men just assembled.

[Matt McCusker]

His X men have assembled. J.D. he's not wearing eyeliners.

[Shane Gillis]

What is the role role of V? Were VPs always this like limp? No, I feel like Trump picked Trump might have started that Pence was like the most limped. Yeah, he just. He's like the most limped up dude.

[Matt McCusker]

No, there's just never.

[Shane Gillis]

Vance has a little edge. Vance has a bite.

[Matt McCusker]

Vance has a little edge. Dude. Walls.

[Shane Gillis]

He's got a lib bite. He can be like, guys, I'll shoot you in your head. I love guns. I'm basically conservative. Although. Although I want to kill a baby. Don't get it twisted. I will absolutely shoot a baby with my shotgun. Dude, I love hunting.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, they were just bland. John Adams, he tried to kill Teddy.

[Billy Barty]

Roosevelt's career by making.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, he rose got shot like day two. Yeah, talk about your all time backfires, bro. Yeah, Chris, you might want to sit.

[Shane Gillis]

In, dude, you're dropping bombs so close.

[Matt McCusker]

To the election, bro. I'll join you. Dude, you and me can. I'll be lib. We can join forces against the right wing. Matt McCusker broke into my house and an illegal immigrant.

[Shane Gillis]

My daughter's mama Custer broke into my house and masturbated last night quietly in his bedroom. So you got an absolute gentleman. Just so we could. Dude, I. I told you I thought I took a melatonin. Oh, he left his. He left the gear and he's out. I thought I took a melatonin last night. Accidentally I. As I put my mushroom microdoses in like one of my like brain things. I thought I took a melatonin. I just took a microdose last night. Hard time sleeping and I. No, actually, well, I was pretty tired, but I was like, damn, it's not hitting me. But then I laid there for at least 45 minutes and I thought I thought up the coolest video game ever. Please, dude, it's just straight up cops versus robbers, okay? Open source. You can pick the life of a robber or a cop. But it's all. There are obviously, you know, and whatever NPCs. But you, dude, don't fart on my video game idea.

[Billy Barty]

It's got muffled by the seat cushion, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

So it's. You can either sign up as a cop or a robber. You can just. It's like Grand Theft Auto. We can just do crimes like Open World. And as a cop, you could kind of like follow people and try to solve murders. They're pretty sick.

[Matt McCusker]

That is sick.

[Shane Gillis]

That'd be pretty fun. You can like quietly go into a guy's house and just stab him. And then like a cop would have to try to like look at the cameras and put it together. I sat there and like played this game in my head for 45 minutes passed out and I was like, damn, that melatonin kicked my ass. And I woke Up. I took a bunch of your microdose.

[Billy Barty]

Dude. Dream wells, will you? Up. They're like gas station sleep aids. You can get off. Go puff and like. You start taking them and you're having like weird dream thoughts when you're awake. It's not cool.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, dude.

[Billy Barty]

Gotta scare them.

[Shane Gillis]

Tony.

[Matt McCusker]

You guys are dreamers.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, big time.

[Matt McCusker]

You went down to the institute, bro.

[Billy Barty]

Yo.

[Shane Gillis]

How was the two?

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, the.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

You went to my surprise.

[Billy Barty]

I fucking. I double.

[Shane Gillis]

You didn't have a sink.

[Billy Barty]

I talked to Spade about it for literally. I thought I wouldn't have that much for 50 minutes. I think on the Patreon. It was. Was.

[Matt McCusker]

I had a lot to say about the Costco family. Put you in a mental hospital. No, no, no, no. No Big justice.

[Billy Barty]

Nothing but love for big.

[Matt McCusker]

You had to. They took your shoelaces because of the Rizzler you couldn't handle Double choice so much that he had to go to. He checked into an institute.

[Billy Barty]

I drove down, I went downstairs.

[Matt McCusker]

We don't need those shoelaces, dude.

[Billy Barty]

I went downstairs. I mean, don't have it.

[Shane Gillis]

You joker.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, that's true.

[Billy Barty]

Pillows on my face.

[Shane Gillis]

So after you got out of Arkan, what happened? Happened?

[Billy Barty]

Arkham built for guys like us. I drove the Virginia.

[Matt McCusker]

So the double chunk chocolate cookie.

[Billy Barty]

No, no, no.

[Matt McCusker]

Made you drive to Virginia to check into it was CIA.

[Billy Barty]

Ran operation pretty much no chance CIA.

[Matt McCusker]

Even comes near that.

[Billy Barty]

They do. They spent tons of money on it.

[Matt McCusker]

The group that you were with. CIA.

[Billy Barty]

Monroe Institute.

[Matt McCusker]

Like.

[Billy Barty]

Like Robert Monroe remote viewing. Yes.

[Shane Gillis]

Talk about Starlink.

[Matt McCusker]

Okay. The place you went.

[Shane Gillis]

Stargate. Stargate.

[Matt McCusker]

The place you went. You think the CIA is keeping tabs on that?

[Billy Barty]

I don't know. I just know they did.

[Matt McCusker]

I believe you on that.

[Billy Barty]

And then they stopped. But like I went there and it was.

[Matt McCusker]

They stopped. Yeah. The CIA was not keeping up movies in their head. They're literally doing what Matt did with.

[Billy Barty]

The movie they achieved.

[Shane Gillis]

Hold on. Sorry.

[Matt McCusker]

We gotta cover. Exactly. Exactly what happened.

[Shane Gillis]

No. How's your dreams been? How have your dreams been since then?

[Billy Barty]

The same. I can't remember, man.

[Shane Gillis]

Bro, do you ever think. Bro, do you ever think that you're too powerful and they didn't want you to succumb to the hemisync?

[Billy Barty]

It was. Dude, it was. Everyone there was very nice.

[Shane Gillis]

Did you FAP in the check unit?

[Matt McCusker]

No.

[Billy Barty]

What? No, I saved my seed.

[Shane Gillis]

I was just.

[Billy Barty]

I chilled.

[Matt McCusker]

Wait, did you. You had a roommate?

[Billy Barty]

I had a roommate. I had a black roommate for one day and he quit.

[Shane Gillis]

Why did he quit?

[Billy Barty]

He worked there. They were just like, dude, we're giving you this gift. Gift to be in this opportunity. The kid made it one day. Slept through fucking meetings.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, I'm done. I thought you have your own little, like, pod.

[Billy Barty]

I had a roomie.

[Matt McCusker]

What?

[Billy Barty]

I had a cellmate.

[Shane Gillis]

You had a cellie?

[Billy Barty]

I had a bunk mate. He was.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah. That's so uncomfortable. It's crazy. So I explain to the people what you did.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Billy Barty]

It's a. The Monroe Institute's a place where you can learn. You got to go into level one. But that's the thing.

[Matt McCusker]

Like, I'm place you can learn what it is.

[Billy Barty]

It's still remote viewing, but that's the thing.

[Shane Gillis]

It's actual travel.

[Billy Barty]

Astral projection and remote.

[Matt McCusker]

And you can just sign up online in Virginia and you drive to Virginia.

[Shane Gillis]

I almost did this.

[Billy Barty]

Go to a place in Virginia. They have a place in Arizona. And, like, there's dudes who are like remote viewers and all this stuff. But the thing I did wasn't necessarily that. It was the level one. You have to do this. I for. I literally already forget the name of the thing, but you have to do with the Level 1 program. And it's pretty much just meditation.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

So, yeah, like, I didn't know this. I just, like. And when I showed up.

[Shane Gillis]

Wait, did you enter witness consciousness or. No, no.

[Billy Barty]

You have no clue. You've never been to level 27. You've never been to level 23.

[Matt McCusker]

You never had a roommate in a weird ass place in Virginia because double.

[Shane Gillis]

Chunk janitor sleep next to you.

[Matt McCusker]

The double boom.

[Billy Barty]

But I. I roll in there, and.

[Matt McCusker]

It'S like the real Rizzler sent you to Virginia.

[Billy Barty]

It's literally like the real world, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Just an old burnout. You, the custodian, be like, dude, you can sleep in the bed and learn about your dreams. She's like, all right, man.

[Billy Barty]

Dude, I rolled in there.

[Shane Gillis]

White people tripping fully, dude.

[Billy Barty]

Immediately there was a man. And I was like, what the. And I continue on, sit down and I'm chilling.

[Shane Gillis]

They're like, they got out of jail and Kamala botched him up.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, I. I sit down, they all start bullshitting. What's your name? Billy. And they're like, so did you read Journeys out of the Body? It's like that.

[Shane Gillis]

You didn't read his book?

[Billy Barty]

And they're like, what about. Like, what are they named? Through other books. I was like, I have no clue.

[Matt McCusker]

What'S about to happen. Yeah, I haven't read a book in 25 years.

[Billy Barty]

I read.

[Shane Gillis]

I should have been there. I should have been there.

[Matt McCusker]

You should have been there.

[Shane Gillis]

I read Journeys. I read. I read part. I was kind of like, all right, this is.

[Matt McCusker]

If you would have.

[Shane Gillis]

That was a book I told you about. His wife was dying.

[Billy Barty]

He's very good company.

[Matt McCusker]

If you would have part of gone to Virginia, you would have left like, I did it a dude beat.

[Shane Gillis]

I would have.

[Matt McCusker]

You would have been like, I. I for real, I can read mine.

[Shane Gillis]

I did one of their. They have like a free audio exercise you can do. And I for real, I was in my old office apartment. I was. Which also wasn't a sane asylum. It was an old saying. I was in Arkham. I was in Arkan, and I was like, doing the free thing and I had to stop. I was like, bro, I might have just heavy synced for a second. I was in my beanbag. Just like, bro, I might have just fucking was.

[Matt McCusker]

Hemis.

[Shane Gillis]

It's when both of your hemispheres of your brain converge 1. The corpus callosum separates the two.

[Matt McCusker]

Okay, but what happens when they sing.

[Shane Gillis]

Hold on, you gotta get it. I gotta understand. I gotta explain the neurobiological background, but it's. The corpus callosum separates two halves of brain. So it's like, dude, if I were to sever that and you were to look at a thing, like split screen, one eye will see one thing, and you'll. You can see a thing and then use like a. I guess your left eye gives your right hand, your right eye gives your left hand.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

And you can look at two different things and your one part of your body won't know that you saw the thing, if that makes sense.

[Matt McCusker]

No, but what happens if you can.

[Shane Gillis]

Look at two images with your eyes on, like a split screen and it'll be like, which one are you going to pick? And they'll, like, grab it with your right hand. You'll grab a snow shovel. They're like, why'd you grab that? But with your left eye, you actually saw.

[Matt McCusker]

But what happens when they sink, bro?

[Shane Gillis]

You go to the other dimensions, make.

[Billy Barty]

Up things in their head.

[Shane Gillis]

What happens when they say when they sink, then? That his. His theory is that once they fully sync up, you can, like, leave your body and access another dimension.

[Billy Barty]

Level 10 is where you get into it.

[Shane Gillis]

And level 10.

[Billy Barty]

Level 10 is where we started.

[Shane Gillis]

Can't believe I got there that fast.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, I mean, everyone is pretty much in level nine, so it's not that hard. But level 10, the first night, like, we. We talked for a while. And then like, all right, we're gonna give this.

[Matt McCusker]

Who'd you talk to? How many people were in this?

[Billy Barty]

22.

[Shane Gillis]

22. 22 people.

[Billy Barty]

There's people from Australia, Hungary.

[Matt McCusker]

Somebody flew from Australia to Virginia, Germany.

[Billy Barty]

Shout out, Frank. Yeah, they were.

[Shane Gillis]

They were feeling it, weren't they?

[Billy Barty]

Everyone was. I mean, that's what I'm saying.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm.

[Billy Barty]

I didn't have anything. So I'm not going to sit there and on everyone else today because I just feel mean. Why.

[Shane Gillis]

Why do you think you were held to this plane, though? Why don't you think you.

[Billy Barty]

I'm. No.

[Matt McCusker]

Do you think they. People that flew from Australia and Germany to Virginia, dude cried like, this has.

[Billy Barty]

Been a life goal of mine.

[Shane Gillis]

Did he get. Did he get a hyper. Did he get a hyper density information packet?

[Matt McCusker]

Dude.

[Shane Gillis]

So that's. No, that's when you're traveling through the actual plane and you get hit with like a packet of cosmic information that takes you years to unpack.

[Matt McCusker]

What types of. Do they tell you?

[Billy Barty]

That's another crazy.

[Shane Gillis]

I couldn't put in a word.

[Billy Barty]

I could. You got to ask Robert Monroe.

[Shane Gillis]

But he got hit. He would. He would like, like again. His wife was like dying.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

During the time. And he would leave his body at nighttime and then just like hit these like hyper dense information packs.

[Matt McCusker]

Oh, yeah, he was just really stressed.

[Shane Gillis]

And he would hit the information packets.

[Matt McCusker]

And then he's like, I'm cool. I'm just going to a different dimension.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, he was just clearly experiencing.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, he's clearly experiencing like extreme stress. It was just like, actually for real, I'm just talking to aliens. They're like, all right, man, whatever. You guys start.

[Shane Gillis]

That's how it was.

[Billy Barty]

Six meditations, I think a day.

[Shane Gillis]

Do they do brainwave driving when they would like drop. Use binaural beats to drive your brain waves and then like send you into a different state.

[Billy Barty]

This guy's never even been there talking.

[Matt McCusker]

You would not last a day.

[Shane Gillis]

They would give me the keys. They would give me the keys. Instructor, they say, bro, we don't even type of gear.

[Matt McCusker]

Are the people, like, clothing wise? What are they wearing?

[Billy Barty]

That's all, dude. You could never point them out. We are legion.

[Matt McCusker]

You're X Men. Yeah. We would never notice you in the crowd.

[Billy Barty]

No. Until it was time.

[Matt McCusker]

But the first time take naps and talk about it.

[Billy Barty]

Well, the first thing was like level 10. And like, dude, I tried as hard as I can. It was like, they. You put your headphones on, you go in your check unit. It's like, pretty dark and you can't see.

[Shane Gillis]

Controlled holistic environmental chamber. Check you. Let's just spell it out for the people.

[Billy Barty]

You're like a dude who steals valor.

[Matt McCusker]

Overseas. Dude. He's been. He's gone on tour.

[Billy Barty]

You don't even know where the bell is.

[Matt McCusker]

You are. You're in. You're in line at any ends right now in a full uniform. And Billy's clocking you with a GoPro.

[Billy Barty]

Patch is in the wrong spot.

[Matt McCusker]

So you got it like, oh, I was sorry. I watched the stolen valor like yesterday.

[Billy Barty]

You could do it for hours.

[Matt McCusker]

And it was the first one I've ever seen where every comment was like, come on, man, let that guy alone. It was just fully.

[Billy Barty]

That's like the pedo hunters are just getting now. Like, what are you doing here? Me or 17 year old.

[Shane Gillis]

Did you see that one? Who's the one? Gigantic.

[Billy Barty]

He's the best.

[Shane Gillis]

He. You see when he screamed at the comma rally.

[Billy Barty]

Yes. And he got his phone.

[Shane Gillis]

He's like, why are all the people going to dinny parties? You see a bunch of people turn around, go, come on, man.

[Matt McCusker]

He showed up to a.

[Shane Gillis]

YouTube pedo hunter and he showed up to a com rally, went, how come everyone that better backstage with a dirty party? What's up with that?

[Matt McCusker]

It's funny.

[Shane Gillis]

If people block him with the combo signs, be like, don't look. It's so funny.

[Matt McCusker]

It's funny how much this is like 2016 and 2020. And then now it's just like, dude, this is all kind of embarrassing, like on every side. It's just like, dude, shut the up.

[Shane Gillis]

Well, now you can use the presidential race to boost your own just channel. That has nothing to do with this. It's like, it has nothing to do with it. You're like, you love Diddy. Why did you suck Diddy's dick? And it's like, yo, by the way, check out buy my merch. Yeah, he's great.

[Billy Barty]

There's a video of those guys, like, busting some pedophile in a parking lot. And the kids so angry, they're just crying, laughing, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Not just. Not to sound like a total lib, but this could genuinely be the fault capitalism just dudes like, dude, just getting shot in the face while you try to like, get your YouTube channel on a political phone too. He did.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, they grabbed the throat.

[Matt McCusker]

Oh, I saw the tweet about that.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah. I just saw a picture of a black dude and he was like, who's this donkey face that threw My phone. That's the only tweet I saw. I was like, God damn, things are heating up. Things seem to have been chill until the last, like, week. I mean.

[Shane Gillis]

I mean, shot in the head.

[Matt McCusker]

No, no, of course that. But I meant. I meant the.

[Shane Gillis]

Well, the numbers are so good, bro. If you.

[Matt McCusker]

We should got rowdy the last couple days here.

[Shane Gillis]

Where the were we? We should have been in there, dude. We should have been at the heart of the election. Just being like, by. By the way. Guys, link in the description.

[Matt McCusker]

By the way, I've done no research and I'm not going to.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, but level 10 was. I tried as hard as I could. My forehead was vibrating. Oh, I think that was careful.

[Matt McCusker]

What?

[Shane Gillis]

You gotta be careful.

[Matt McCusker]

That's the third eye.

[Billy Barty]

I know. And I was like, oh, this is. Maybe there's something here. And then like, the first.

[Matt McCusker]

Your forehead vibrated while you're taking a nap.

[Billy Barty]

Oh, yeah, pretty much. And like, that's what I'm saying.

[Shane Gillis]

That means you're exerting too much effort. I've been there before.

[Billy Barty]

I'm not. Yeah. I'm not saying have secret powers on the next man or anything, but the next day, it's like we're getting into like, level 15 or whatever. And then they lost me when they, like, in it. You're sitting there, you hear all this stuff. He's like, and now you're in level 15. Time is not real.

[Shane Gillis]

Yes.

[Billy Barty]

And I was just sitting there like, 1, 2, 3.

[Matt McCusker]

That's exactly. It's real still.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah.

[Matt McCusker]

One Mississippi.

[Shane Gillis]

You can. One can make the argument, but I try.

[Matt McCusker]

Time's not real.

[Shane Gillis]

It's not. It's. I mean, once you leave Earth, it's not real. Real time is a. It's just we happen to be in this. This space that revolves around the sun. Once you leave Earth, it's like we're. You're dealing with a totally different thing. I mean, it's relative for sure. Shouldn't say it's not real, but it's relative.

[Billy Barty]

I went through a lot of them. And you would come back after every single one.

[Matt McCusker]

What time is it now?

[Shane Gillis]

Talking about right now or if I was on Jupiter.

[Matt McCusker]

No, right now. Where you are in reality.

[Shane Gillis]

1052. Yes, right now. In Austin, though. It's 9 52.

[Matt McCusker]

So are we sure Austin exists right now? I mean, come on.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, but if I was outside the sun's. You know, if I was outside the Earth's orbit. What day is it? I don't know.

[Billy Barty]

We had after every meditation, though.

[Shane Gillis]

Would you. Did you like, did you share it all about your meditations? Nothing. What?

[Billy Barty]

I had nothing.

[Matt McCusker]

That's Zen.

[Shane Gillis]

You had no mind. No, you were. You were coming from a Zen perspective.

[Billy Barty]

While I was just sitting there.

[Matt McCusker]

And T Ross, it sounded like a.

[Billy Barty]

Lot of people were like, oh, I did this. And it was like, oh, that was like the best. Was like, it's like if you went in and did Seven Minutes in Heaven and. And like the. The cockiness that you would walk out of that closet every time.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, no, they come out just like.

[Billy Barty]

The best was the 1T bot would just come out and just go, that was crazy. I was like, dude, I just.

[Shane Gillis]

You didn't release any endogenous dmt.

[Billy Barty]

I would just listen to everyone talking, like, how big's your neck?

[Matt McCusker]

It's pretty big, but it is a huge neck.

[Billy Barty]

A lot of people when they were talking, it just sound like movies. So they were like, be dead to me. I was daydreaming. And then you would just think of cool. And then people would share that. And then when I would talk to people privately, like, hey, Bill, how are you making? I was like, I just keep falling asleep and nothing's really happening. They go, yeah, I see him here. And then there was one. The Hungarian woman sat next to me at the very end. This dude was like, I don't believe in aliens, but I saw a spaceship. And the Hungarian woman is hard of hearing. I think her name was Reika, maybe I forget, but she was like, what did he say? He doesn't. He doesn't believe in aliens, but he saw him in level 23. And she just goes, do you believe in that? I said, greg, I don't even believe in space.

[Matt McCusker]

What is wrong with you?

[Billy Barty]

I didn't say anything all week.

[Matt McCusker]

And then I don't even believe in space. She's like, how are you breathing? To be honest, I don't believe in space.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, she.

[Matt McCusker]

Oh, man.

[Billy Barty]

The one before that, she just came up to me. She goes, how was it? Nothing. You probably don't even need this. You're so chill. I was like, thanks, I really appreciate that. That's actually nice. I was cool there. That's what. Before that, I said, reika, I saved your seat. I was like, sit your ass down.

[Matt McCusker]

Oh, you and Re were just chilling.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, that's pretty cool. Damn, that's tight. She kind of like, low key match. You was like, you're so chill.

[Matt McCusker]

But then you were like, babe, I don't even think space is real. She was like, get the out of here.

[Billy Barty]

How the Are you breathing that? I was like, I mean, you can't breathe in space.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. What the you even talking about?

[Billy Barty]

That's what I said.

[Matt McCusker]

She's from Hungary. There's just. No.

[Billy Barty]

I was around you. I was surrounded. I was on jubilee.

[Matt McCusker]

Hungry, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

Literally, like during World War II.

[Shane Gillis]

Not even Poland.

[Billy Barty]

Hungary, dude.

[Matt McCusker]

Hungry.

[Shane Gillis]

That's where when you're in Hungary, you're like, damn, I wish I could live in Poland right now.

[Matt McCusker]

That'd be so I can learn more.

[Shane Gillis]

About space and oxygen.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah. Other than that, I mean, nothing. The people there were really nice. So that's why that's cool.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

They probably want to talk on them and people got stuff out of it.

[Shane Gillis]

But do they get more jobs?

[Billy Barty]

Nothing that's cool to get like, did.

[Shane Gillis]

Not be that chill and go to the monster. I'm actually way more chill.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah. I can't ever meditate.

[Shane Gillis]

Really?

[Billy Barty]

That shit's so stupid.

[Matt McCusker]

No, dude, I can't do it. Try to meditate.

[Billy Barty]

Just sit there and think about. Yeah, obviously what they tell you to do. Don't.

[Matt McCusker]

No, I just sit there and I go. I go, who's Notre Dame have this week? It's bye week, dude. What am I going to.

[Billy Barty]

And then once I get to the point of not thinking, I'm asleep. Sleep.

[Shane Gillis]

Really?

[Billy Barty]

Yes.

[Shane Gillis]

That's good.

[Billy Barty]

I know.

[Matt McCusker]

Are you sure you're asleep? Maybe you're really good at meditating.

[Shane Gillis]

That's what I'm saying.

[Billy Barty]

I'm the best meditator in the world. And me getting in a firefight with people last night was a message from aliens. That's crazy. The download shit's crazy. Where people are like, oh, I gotta download. It's gonna take me years to unpacks.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, dude, that's the high. That's. That's the high density information.

[Matt McCusker]

Dream information.

[Shane Gillis]

It's the informational packet. It's so high density that like you get hit with the information. You're like, oh. And then it takes you years to unsee the file.

[Matt McCusker]

This is like. It's kind of sad. What to like grasp it like a meaning and purpose in life so much that feeding. Holy. My dream. I'm so important. The aliens gave me this dream. It's like, dude, you're from Hungary. The aliens aren't talking to you.

[Billy Barty]

Actually she was said she was contacted by Padan. So why don't you shut the.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, why don't you take aliens do is go to hungry everything. She was chill. Yeah, obviously she was chill, bro. I'm just.

[Billy Barty]

It is taking the religious don't make fun. It is.

[Shane Gillis]

It is a twist on the religious impulse.

[Matt McCusker]

They're among us.

[Billy Barty]

There was another thing where I kind of.

[Shane Gillis]

I think it might be where you're 50 and your mom dies and you're from Hungary and you go to a place. You go.

[Matt McCusker]

Dude.

[Billy Barty]

Comfortable as I. Dude, I do want.

[Shane Gillis]

To get in a little tiny pot.

[Billy Barty]

God, I would love to sleep in that every night. I just wish I had a door that locked.

[Matt McCusker]

Definitely. Especially with a roommate that also thinks he's talking to aliens.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Matt McCusker]

You went to a halfway house for schizophrenics at some point.

[Billy Barty]

At some point.

[Matt McCusker]

Was everyone in a sweatsuit?

[Billy Barty]

Dude, at some point, they were gonna be like, hey, Bill, you're with us now. Everything's gonna be okay. But you're just with us.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah. You gotta stay for a couple weeks. Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

That's why I thought I started dumpy balls in rehab.

[Matt McCusker]

You guys have chores? Was there, like, a white chores?

[Shane Gillis]

Cool.

[Billy Barty]

You literally could just do all.

[Shane Gillis]

Have you reached out to any of your alum?

[Billy Barty]

No, it is.

[Matt McCusker]

I got a diploma. No, you did. You didn't stay.

[Billy Barty]

I got the.

[Matt McCusker]

Didn't make it. The whole time.

[Billy Barty]

I made till last day, and I was like, I'm all right.

[Shane Gillis]

You just didn't walk. Yeah. You didn't walk.

[Matt McCusker]

How many days were you there?

[Billy Barty]

Me and Penny hugged and rolled. I went there Saturday to Thursday.

[Matt McCusker]

But you skipped the scream in the woods or what?

[Billy Barty]

No, scream was a silent meditation. I was like, I'm done.

[Matt McCusker]

Did you guys do any screaming?

[Billy Barty]

No screaming.

[Shane Gillis]

I honestly would have genuinely liked this. I think a lot. I think I would have liked this, literally.

[Billy Barty]

Go.

[Matt McCusker]

I think you would have enjoyed. Enjoyed it.

[Shane Gillis]

I would go to a silent meditation. You just go. You're silent for seven days, and you just sit there with a bunch of people and you're just like.

[Matt McCusker]

I think a bunch of people would bother me.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, silent would be nice, though. You just sit there.

[Billy Barty]

Some meditations are like, just yourself.

[Matt McCusker]

I know.

[Billy Barty]

Seven days. Check your bank account. Still rich.

[Matt McCusker]

All right.

[Billy Barty]

I'm gonna go back to the world.

[Matt McCusker]

Murders, rapists, terrorists.

[Billy Barty]

That's a commercial.

[Matt McCusker]

Won't make them pay.

[Shane Gillis]

That is true. You're quiet for seven days, and you just go.

[Billy Barty]

That's the crazy dude. Just go into a dark, darkness retreat. It's like, yeah, dude. Like, no poor person's gonna want to do that.

[Shane Gillis]

Going to a darkness retreat.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Aubrey Marcus was in a dark hole for, like, five days.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah. It's probably not good.

[Shane Gillis]

That's the thing. Yeah. I Don't think it is but. Well they said the Celts used to do that. They would like put you in a super dark cave in ancient times and you would just start to hallucinate.

[Billy Barty]

Good.

[Shane Gillis]

Or you can just not eat for like 14 days.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

I mean all their is just being poor. It's like dude, you're so humbled when you can't talk talk or just sit in the dark. Don't go on a seven day water fast again.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Or just spend 40 years not being able to do what you want. Ever.

[Billy Barty]

Being talked down to by everyone.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, cool dude. Talk to aliens in your dream. Shut the up.

[Billy Barty]

Got a 10 day retreat where everyone's like all right dude, shut up.

[Matt McCusker]

No, it's like the most horrible idea. It's the most fun they could have is getting together with like minded individuals.

[Billy Barty]

Obviously dude, I was there and witnessed it. The only I will say was they're like oh you, you're never going to be fed better than you are this.

[Shane Gillis]

The grub sucked.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, grub was ass.

[Shane Gillis]

What kind of grubby talk. What kind of grubby target?

[Billy Barty]

The eggs every day were just like insta eggs and just seed oils. Oh yeah, definitely. They made they're. Oh, we got cheesesteaks tonight. And it was literally just like if you got a roast beef from Wawa, they're like deli slices her and fried it.

[Matt McCusker]

They're giving all the dreamers that are talking to aliens cheese.

[Billy Barty]

Cheese. They do three square. Three square. Dude, dude, lunched me to park in my check, bro.

[Matt McCusker]

This is real, dude. The dumbest I've ever had. No offense to the mon dude, I don't want him. I'm gonna be invaded tonight by 10 schizophren.

[Billy Barty]

I would, I would call Shane when I was there like crying bro.

[Matt McCusker]

It was when you called me from there, I was laughing so hard.

[Billy Barty]

You call.

[Matt McCusker]

He called me on like day two like yo, I up call me from his sleep chamber.

[Shane Gillis]

Here's the thing, it is a sick idea. Cuz they are supposed to use like to drive your brain waves to get you into like a different state.

[Billy Barty]

Which would be an ass.

[Shane Gillis]

That is true.

[Billy Barty]

Well you.

[Shane Gillis]

I've heard of people who did acid and did the brain wave drive and they said it's crazy.

[Matt McCusker]

That was the acid you can play. That was 100. Just the acid? Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

It's not gonna give it James Foddyman.

[Billy Barty]

I mean if you did that, listen to that while on acid, you probably just took the headphones off like holy, I'm on acid.

[Matt McCusker]

Bro, this is the funniest. I mean, it's the best. Dude, dude, I'm so happy you did it.

[Shane Gillis]

But, yeah, I'm kind of anything.

[Billy Barty]

And Spade was like, dude, go do it. Like, let's see if it works. Like, all right, I'll see if it works. And it was fun.

[Matt McCusker]

That Spade, like, wasn't he?

[Billy Barty]

Like, you should do it.

[Matt McCusker]

Then you're like, yo, it sucked. He's like, yeah, obviously.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah. But he thought I had the boat of fetis.

[Matt McCusker]

You guys, do you guys talk about your dreams a lot?

[Shane Gillis]

Bro, they're.

[Matt McCusker]

You guys have it.

[Shane Gillis]

I have the A ring. And I. I have a problem where I don't really get any deep sleep. No, it's not.

[Matt McCusker]

I don't.

[Billy Barty]

All of this is fake.

[Shane Gillis]

What?

[Billy Barty]

Ram, you're talking about dual consumerism. What?

[Matt McCusker]

He's back. You learn you're the top of the mountain. He's a cynic now.

[Billy Barty]

Nothing matters.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, I'm telling you, I. I get.

[Matt McCusker]

Crying is so funny.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm telling you, dude, I. I am.

[Matt McCusker]

Signing up to drive to Virginia and staying in a. Show me a bed. Show me a twin. That sucked.

[Billy Barty]

That bed was comfortable?

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, it was.

[Shane Gillis]

How many kilos? You have two.

[Matt McCusker]

You have one having another dude in there. He rolls. He's so weird. I know, but just days.

[Billy Barty]

I made him claim PC. He packed up.

[Shane Gillis]

You made him ring the bell?

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Immediately, you were gp.

[Matt McCusker]

GP for life in there.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, my God.

[Billy Barty]

That was crazy. Definitely didn't work.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, I mean, the best is like.

[Billy Barty]

Oh, once you get home, that's when the fun starts. I literally don't remember.

[Shane Gillis]

You're about to get zapped.

[Billy Barty]

The grub was nasty, though.

[Shane Gillis]

The girl being nasty is kind of disillusioned.

[Matt McCusker]

Nasty is so obvious.

[Billy Barty]

One dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Although it's like, you're. What do you need? You just need to lay down and go to sleep.

[Billy Barty]

One dude was a real estate.

[Matt McCusker]

Everyone's stomach must have been going crazy. Crazy.

[Billy Barty]

I was crushing the bathroom. People would go into, like, level 27. Now just open my door. Yeah, that's crazy. Diary. There's a dude who just hit you hard.

[Shane Gillis]

The high density packet hit you. Dude.

[Billy Barty]

Dude, Peace. What? Two days in, he was like, a commercial realtor from county. Yeah, he just.

[Matt McCusker]

Peace.

[Billy Barty]

Didn't say bye to anyone. Didn't say bye to the.

[Matt McCusker]

He was probably so embarrassed.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, well, he's probably like, you know what? I'm actually just gonna cheat on my wife.

[Matt McCusker]

No. Yeah, but it also. Also think of, like, you kind of. You want to believe, obviously, and you're like, dude, they were like, I know I can talk to aliens, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

You want to hear?

[Matt McCusker]

Then you drive that. You thinking to yourself like, this is it.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Matt McCusker]

And then day two, your wife's like, what the. You're talking to a Bulgarian and you're eating sloppy joes. You're going, holy. I gotta go.

[Shane Gillis]

You know what up, though? So there was all those floods in North Carolina three days before. I had nothing but flood dreams. Not gonna. I swear, I'm not lying. I'm not making it up. But. But. But I was going to the beach. Beach the next two days. So maybe that's why I was having water dreams, but I was having non stop flood dreams.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I mean, so let's not take away all the mystery.

[Matt McCusker]

True. I'm not saying it's not real, but it is very. But you can't pay to play.

[Shane Gillis]

True. That's true.

[Matt McCusker]

You know what I mean? It is in the game or you're not. You can't sign up.

[Billy Barty]

That was crazy.

[Shane Gillis]

It's like a comedy class.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, pretty much. You're gonna be the. Well, the thing that I realized, you're gonna be huge kind of was like, next. We had a fun exercise before we went to sleep. And that was a dolphin energy club. And you can join the Dolphin Energy club and send dolphin healing powers to people in need. So you could sit there, you think of the dolphins and you see them and you send them out to people in need.

[Shane Gillis]

It's kind of chill.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah. Well, the other thing I forgot to say, the way to get into it so prayer is you get your resonant tuning, which just sounds like the Eyes Wide Shut singing, which was freaking me the out. And then you get a reball, which is like an energy field around you that protects you in the astral round.

[Matt McCusker]

Legion, bro.

[Shane Gillis]

I.

[Billy Barty]

You're hurting for.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, dude, take down your ball.

[Billy Barty]

My dog.

[Matt McCusker]

Oh, he's got a powerful reball.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah. And then you have an energy conversion box where you get all your bad thoughts and you put them in there.

[Shane Gillis]

I like that.

[Billy Barty]

And then before you go out, all that gets taken care of and then you enter it.

[Matt McCusker]

Hold on, dude, you send dolphins? Dude, did you send me a dolphin?

[Billy Barty]

I didn't do the energy.

[Matt McCusker]

You didn't send any dolphins?

[Shane Gillis]

I said, I do that at the gym sometimes. Not in the form of dolphins. I just send people powerballs, positive vibes, kind of. Nice.

[Matt McCusker]

Gym. Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

Once I realized this is just level one and then you have to pay for level two and stuff, I was like, oh, yeah. I Got you loud and clear.

[Shane Gillis]

God, that's so funny.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, I didn't really learn much from it.

[Matt McCusker]

Damn, you learned a lot.

[Billy Barty]

The best was everyone. Day one was like, my phone's in the room. Like, I'm not touching that thing. Like, day three, everyone's like, everyone lied to each other. It's pretty funny. All food's great.

[Matt McCusker]

That's. I mean, this is for real. One of the funniest things I've ever heard. They're sending dolphins to people.

[Shane Gillis]

The reball is nice, if you believe, dude.

[Matt McCusker]

And people clocking out is so fun. Just people just being, like, ringing the bell. All right. Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

That was only one two guys. Well, my roomie and then the other dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Everyone else did get a text from your wife, too, and it's being like.

[Billy Barty]

I mean, you can't peace out if you came from fucking Hungary.

[Shane Gillis]

True.

[Billy Barty]

You just got to ride that out.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah. Where you gonna go? Thirsty cereal, though.

[Shane Gillis]

Did you crush. What kind of cereal? That was cereal.

[Billy Barty]

Frosted Flakes.

[Matt McCusker]

Of course they had Kellogg.

[Shane Gillis]

Frosted Flakes.

[Matt McCusker]

Frosted Flakes.

[Shane Gillis]

I thought it was corn flakes. Okay.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, that's pretty chill in a while. So that was pretty cool.

[Shane Gillis]

That kept you.

[Matt McCusker]

That's nice.

[Billy Barty]

A lot of people are vaping. I refuse to vape. Yeah, I left one time. I literally was like, as if I was being held there against my will. I was like, I'm just going to leave for a little bit. And I drove down during a break, because there's like three hour break breaks, and went to a convenience store in the middle of, like, Lynchburg where the. I was, and got, like, expired zen, took one, got a headache, and then just went back.

[Shane Gillis]

Have you ever had sleep paralysis and then went into the sleep paralysis? What happens when you go into it?

[Billy Barty]

Keep dreaming over and over again.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, you get stuck in the inception loop.

[Billy Barty]

Sucks, dude. If I get sleep, get a top, and I spin it and go, I'm powerful.

[Matt McCusker]

No way.

[Billy Barty]

Just freak the out. And I'm like, when is this going to stop, dude?

[Shane Gillis]

When I. When I go in, when I have sleep paralysis, the same. You can, like, sit there and it's just like. Like a staticky noise in your ear. And I. The last time I went into it, I. It was just like a demonscape.

[Billy Barty]

Nothing can hurt you.

[Shane Gillis]

Why do you need the. Why do you need the reball?

[Billy Barty]

Nothing can hurt you there. There are so many things where it's like, oh, that one guy was a remote viewer, and he's like, oh, these are the things I remote viewed and.

[Matt McCusker]

He was like, so he was a liar.

[Billy Barty]

But, dude, he said he had the bona fet.

[Shane Gillis]

He said he had the bone on the last episode. Said he remote viewed this house.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, he said he had.

[Shane Gillis]

He's got two wives, I guess I had on the podcast last time. He has two wives.

[Matt McCusker]

He saw my house.

[Shane Gillis]

Not your house. He remote viewed the house he wanted. And then he. When both of his wives went to the property, he was like, let me guess. Does it have a gate in the front with a big, like. He named a certain survey. He's a remote viewer, man. It's pretty.

[Billy Barty]

But the one guy remote.

[Shane Gillis]

Don't knock parapsychology, please.

[Billy Barty]

The one guy remote viewed, and he was showing me, like, all this stuff, and then I was just like, like, so you can remote view? He's like, yeah.

[Matt McCusker]

I was like, reball, bro.

[Billy Barty]

I was like, if you can remote view, let's make some money.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Matt McCusker]

How can we make money off this?

[Billy Barty]

I was like, dude, bet on sports. He's like, oh, it's not the right brain sees numbers. Left brain or however the it works.

[Shane Gillis]

And I was so right.

[Billy Barty]

Tell me this. Color of the confetti petty at the super bowl. Next year, it'll be the color of the team that wins.

[Matt McCusker]

I can't do that.

[Shane Gillis]

That's a crude application. That's a crude application of a spiritual technology.

[Billy Barty]

I don't care, dude. Trying to get paid off.

[Shane Gillis]

This more about you going. I see a river.

[Billy Barty]

There was a dude, though.

[Matt McCusker]

There's a river.

[Shane Gillis]

Yes.

[Billy Barty]

He was on the Sean Ryan podcast, and he's a beast and has, like, W's in remote.

[Shane Gillis]

I read his book. His book's pretty nasty, dude.

[Billy Barty]

This guy was a battle ax.

[Shane Gillis]

He did tv, Live tv.

[Billy Barty]

He went on live tv and he was like, I'll remove you whatever you want. Tell me where you want to go. They picked a random city, and then they got this per. Like a set designer went in all these places and they picked that random rolling a dice. And the dude called.

[Shane Gillis]

He is. He did film a couple of them, but if you watch all of them, a lot of them are. They end up being very similar things at the end. Because I watched. I read his whole book, and I'm like, there's no way he videotaped this. And he does kind of nail a couple things and then they do it again on a different channel. And he predicts same exact thing.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah. I just don't.

[Shane Gillis]

Parapsychology is not to be ruled out.

[Billy Barty]

It isn't. I mean, it has. As in in my views, as much standing as vaccine research. This is the best one we've ever made. It's 98% effective.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, I don't, yeah, take.

[Shane Gillis]

Nobody wants.

[Billy Barty]

Everyone's like, what the, what are you going to do?

[Matt McCusker]

I'm with you, bro.

[Shane Gillis]

I hear you.

[Matt McCusker]

I support you.

[Billy Barty]

Vaccinated minute clinic just hit me up. Have you got your COVID 19 vaccine?

[Matt McCusker]

Are they still, are they still pushing it? They got a stockpile. They got a.

[Billy Barty]

My boy just, he brought his one year old to get a checkup and they were like, yo, you want to give him the COVID vaccine? He said he turned down. Felt like he had an 11 inch. No, I'm not vaccinating him.

[Shane Gillis]

Where were you in 2020, bro?

[Billy Barty]

I, I, I was in the group chat with him. Was trying to tell them all about Light. Literally, if you go on my laptop and search Bill Gates, March 2020, me telling them this, this shit's made the up. Don't get vaccinated. Bill Gates is just trying to get rich off this.

[Shane Gillis]

Damn. They try to give it to my like one year old. They try to give it to my.

[Matt McCusker]

No, you didn't. Yeah, actually, dude, you didn't touch.

[Shane Gillis]

Pediatrician went for like my one year old. And they were like, that's fine. But, and I honestly, I do think it was like Britney's black. So they were like, we respect your opinion on this. You had the, that we respect you making your own up your mind about this, but your kids run a higher risk of dying. But that's fine if you want to do that.

[Matt McCusker]

It was just like dying of what.

[Billy Barty]

I just got dying it, just dying from.

[Matt McCusker]

What was the thing they wanted? Co.

[Shane Gillis]

They didn't even say Covid. They were like, your kids statistically run a higher risk of dying if you don't get it. But that's fine. It's okay. We respect you.

[Matt McCusker]

What was the. I'm sorry, I didn't hear what they.

[Shane Gillis]

Were trying to give like, Khloe the COVID vaccine. Vaccine.

[Matt McCusker]

And they just said, your kid's gonna Dying, dying.

[Shane Gillis]

Just there's 100 dying. That's all they said.

[Matt McCusker]

Might not die if you take this.

[Shane Gillis]

I was like, what?

[Billy Barty]

They just hit me with Reggie and Stevie with that. I brought him to the vet.

[Shane Gillis]

You should get them super fast out.

[Matt McCusker]

Of one of them and see what happens.

[Billy Barty]

No, no, no. I went there and they were like, you gotta get this shot. It's for. If they see diarrhea and sniff it, they might get it.

[Shane Gillis]

They hit you with the. When they drink a puddle and a deer peas in it. Get the out of my face.

[Billy Barty]

And I was like, what do I have to get legally? Like rabies? Like, give me that. Yeah, don't give me anything.

[Shane Gillis]

Got in the same argument with my vet. I go and I actually googled it beforehand. So I had. I was equipped with facts. I could be like, well, what strain of leps or whatever it's called. Leps or doses. I was like, which strain do you guys actually immune immunized for? Is that even like local here? And the lady was just like, I.

[Billy Barty]

Just hit him with the.

[Shane Gillis]

I guess.

[Matt McCusker]

No.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, well, you know, I'm good.

[Matt McCusker]

No, I said the.

[Shane Gillis]

The leps. The leps bullshit.

[Billy Barty]

I don't it.

[Shane Gillis]

I got crazy, dude.

[Billy Barty]

And I'm real up over Reggie right now.

[Shane Gillis]

Why?

[Billy Barty]

One ball's not dropping.

[Shane Gillis]

Poor ball. You gotta massage it. I'm not being like a silly guy. I'm saying you got to get up there and work that thing down.

[Billy Barty]

I don't know, it's. It's tough. I'm going to wait because I don't want to his body. I don't want to neuter him. I know. Just has one nut. His. It's like dick ball his whole set.

[Matt McCusker]

He's like three hours old. Dude, his balls are good.

[Billy Barty]

That's what I'm hoping.

[Shane Gillis]

That's what the vet. You didn't take him to the vet yet.

[Billy Barty]

The vet wants to get him neutered immediately. Because guess what? If he doesn't get it, he's going to get cancer. Have you tried like, oh, you don't get that vaccine. Dog might get cancer.

[Shane Gillis]

Have you tried like.

[Matt McCusker]

No. The vets up to something.

[Billy Barty]

Oh yeah.

[Matt McCusker]

Big vet, liberal agenda.

[Shane Gillis]

Have you tried just like cupping his.

[Billy Barty]

Butthole and going, no, but I have work.

[Matt McCusker]

You got to hold his mouth.

[Billy Barty]

I have one like this. I'll scratch and if I see his ball, I'll just go this and try to push it.

[Shane Gillis]

You were trying to get it down there.

[Billy Barty]

Try to get it down there.

[Shane Gillis]

What's going on with it? Is it. Do you think it's torsion? You think it might be torsion?

[Billy Barty]

I don't know.

[Matt McCusker]

He'd be going wild if it was true.

[Billy Barty]

Sometimes it happens. I hope so, cuz.

[Matt McCusker]

You want to breed this boy?

[Billy Barty]

I don't. I'll sell a sperm.

[Matt McCusker]

Is. Are Reggie and Stevie siblings?

[Billy Barty]

Yes, I can.

[Shane Gillis]

But how you going to get it.

[Billy Barty]

Out of them, huh?

[Shane Gillis]

How you going to sell it? Jerk them.

[Matt McCusker]

There's a price.

[Billy Barty]

Red with the jerk.

[Matt McCusker]

Every man has a price?

[Billy Barty]

Yeah. 500 bucks. It jerks a dog off.

[Shane Gillis]

True.

[Matt McCusker]

Especially that it's a small penis. It's not that good.

[Billy Barty]

Just go.

[Shane Gillis]

I mean, yeah, you could probably hold them down the rug and just let them get the pressure.

[Billy Barty]

True. I haven't seen his boner yet.

[Shane Gillis]

Hit him with a flashlight. But you haven't seen his boner yet.

[Billy Barty]

Hasn't popped out.

[Matt McCusker]

What?

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, he's humble.

[Matt McCusker]

Reggie Miller's a humble boy.

[Shane Gillis]

He is humble. He's got. He's like, I don't. You know what? I'm just gonna have one nut. I don't need to.

[Matt McCusker]

Did you watch Ban? No. I only saw him get asked about Tony every. I only have seen Tony's stuff.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, obviously. Can you believe he said that about Puerto Rico?

[Shane Gillis]

What a band even say about. He was just like, yeah, what a band.

[Billy Barty]

And dude, it's a great Internet. Like, it's awesome. He kind of stoked he's out ruined them. He's like, dude, you guys actually are insane. He's like, none of these people support you. He's like, I was just in jail. They all hate you. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

What are you gonna jail for?

[Billy Barty]

I don't even know. Maybe like Jan6 or something like that. I have no clue.

[Matt McCusker]

I think it was funding the war room.

[Billy Barty]

Some with the war room.

[Matt McCusker]

I thought he was fraud. About my bad.

[Billy Barty]

It's a daily show.

[Shane Gillis]

Whatever.

[Billy Barty]

It's clipped up and in podcast.

[Shane Gillis]

He looks like Benjamin Franklin.

[Billy Barty]

He wears two button down T shirts.

[Shane Gillis]

It's the craziest movie.

[Matt McCusker]

He does have nice drip. He looks like a guy. He looks like a guy in your neighborhood.

[Billy Barty]

He does.

[Matt McCusker]

He does.

[Shane Gillis]

I kind of love him. I honestly love.

[Billy Barty]

They tried to slander him saying like he's like a drunk and beats his wife, but I don't think that's true.

[Matt McCusker]

That's why he's just a guy in the neighborhood. Yeah, he's a guy you see walking around.

[Billy Barty]

He's like the pagan.

[Matt McCusker]

We get what we deserve.

[Shane Gillis]

Thank God your dolphins reached him, bro.

[Billy Barty]

Dude, the Penguin's good.

[Matt McCusker]

I might have just tried to watch too many episodes at once.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, that's a. You got it. You can't pig.

[Matt McCusker]

What? I was pigging the Penguin. I was on. I was on the.

[Billy Barty]

Why are you talking about Arkham?

[Shane Gillis]

Is that the Batman spin off show?

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

Why are you just talking about arkham? Because you're D.C. yet.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm just mental hospital.

[Matt McCusker]

We all know you didn't watch a Penguin.

[Shane Gillis]

I was it like, is that show like more than five years old? No, just Came out okay. No, I didn't see.

[Billy Barty]

He should get every award ever.

[Shane Gillis]

I didn't. I didn't see. That show does rule.

[Matt McCusker]

I've always.

[Billy Barty]

Great True D Season 2.

[Shane Gillis]

Did you see the interview in Bruce magazine about his son Alexander? His son has, like. I forget what. There's some sort of disorder.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

He, like, an interview was very sweet.

[Matt McCusker]

I just saw he. He ran a lady in the Dublin marathon in a wheelchair.

[Shane Gillis]

Did he?

[Matt McCusker]

And I was thinking to myself, that's got to get awfully boring for the person in the wheelchair.

[Billy Barty]

Or awesome. You ever hop in a shopping cart? Your friend pushes you for that long.

[Matt McCusker]

Bill, bro. I know, but you should start jumping.

[Billy Barty]

In front of cars.

[Matt McCusker]

But you know what I mean. The bushes, like, being the guy in the wheel.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, there's people cheering you the whole time.

[Matt McCusker]

I know, but it's like, if I'm in a wheelchair, I'm thinking to myself. I'm thinking to myself, it's starting to feel like it's about him and a little less about me because.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, I'm actually running a marathon.

[Billy Barty]

I get it when it's running a marathon.

[Shane Gillis]

No, I'm saying, like, you're getting pushed by Colin. You're like, I'm the one competing in a marathon. I don't know.

[Matt McCusker]

I feel like you could run a marathon. I know your cardio is not. I know distance isn't your thing, but.

[Shane Gillis]

I think you can say I did four miles yourself.

[Matt McCusker]

Just run one mile.

[Shane Gillis]

I ran four miles recently.

[Matt McCusker]

You. Me might be able to tag team. Rotate on a wheel.

[Billy Barty]

I'll do every.

[Shane Gillis]

That would be nice.

[Matt McCusker]

I'll walk.

[Shane Gillis]

I can. I got. I can do four miles in 50 minutes.

[Matt McCusker]

That was my world record.

[Shane Gillis]

My knees went numb. I don't know what. What happened.

[Billy Barty]

Runners high.

[Matt McCusker]

That's what they.

[Shane Gillis]

My knee was numb and tingling, dude.

[Billy Barty]

I couldn't breathe. It's wrong.

[Shane Gillis]

I start. I did. I did. In order to, like, take pressure off my knees, I did pool running in my apartment complex, basically. I mean, I was. I was like, at the com. Dude, I did it. And there was one guy just sitting at the pool working. So I was like, I'm just gonna, like, bang out some pool apps. Not a big deal.

[Matt McCusker]

Good for you. Dude.

[Billy Barty]

Dude.

[Matt McCusker]

But if I saw one person, like, I'm not even gonna swim.

[Shane Gillis]

I tried to, like, slow roll it. So I, like, kind of kept my.

[Matt McCusker]

At the World Series.

[Billy Barty]

Oh, he's back on top.

[Matt McCusker]

All the stars are in there.

[Billy Barty]

Gone.

[Matt McCusker]

Travolta.

[Shane Gillis]

Travolta.

[Matt McCusker]

Show Pete. Rob Low Tim, Tim, Tim McGraw. Still holding down.

[Billy Barty]

Oh, my.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude. But the guy. The guy was.

[Matt McCusker]

The guy, he was.

[Shane Gillis]

He was just sitting there working on a laptop. But I was like, I was trying to be respectful. My bad. That's good. Trying to be respectful. So I like tried to do it kind of low key and didn't move my upper body and was just. Just move like an evil.

[Matt McCusker]

You must have been terrifying.

[Billy Barty]

You look like something Super Mario Brother.

[Shane Gillis]

And then I realized after a while I was like, this isn't right. And I just started pumping the arms and ripping the water. Like, bro, this is. If you're uncomfortable, this is on you, bro.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah. Remember? Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

I did that for a whole summer. I tried to jump out of the pool.

[Shane Gillis]

Did you really?

[Billy Barty]

That that, like NFL player like, jumped out of the pool and like jumped into the back of a pickup truck.

[Shane Gillis]

That's. Dude, was that real?

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Billy Barty]

It's sick.

[Matt McCusker]

Lamar thought he could jump out. Out of my pool.

[Billy Barty]

Lamar's inside. Insane.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah. Obviously you couldn't.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, it. Yeah, yeah.

[Matt McCusker]

Whatever I was doing, I was doing.

[Shane Gillis]

Two laps and then I would swim back and forth and walk one lap and it was devastating. I was dead.

[Billy Barty]

You're going into buds, bro.

[Matt McCusker]

I mean, dude, you would have been.

[Shane Gillis]

I passed the police s no problem. When Britney was a big deal. Police test.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

You couldn't pass it right now.

[Billy Barty]

I mean, dude, if you, if anyone.

[Shane Gillis]

If you train for a month, you can pass.

[Billy Barty]

I got some.

[Shane Gillis]

If you train for. What's his deal?

[Billy Barty]

American street, it's one lane.

[Matt McCusker]

I know. American Street.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, one lane.

[Shane Gillis]

You know, you just served.

[Billy Barty]

No, he has no idea.

[Matt McCusker]

He doesn't know how many dolphins he's in. Change his life.

[Billy Barty]

American street, it's like lane, big ass median, water catch in another lane. So I was coming up intersection here. I'm coming up in the rig and there's a crash. There are cops here and there's tow truck and the up thing.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, they're all in on it together.

[Billy Barty]

Sidewalk. What you do go around and then come.

[Shane Gillis]

You went the other lane?

[Billy Barty]

Not even in the other lane. I literally went around in the intersection and went around him and he goes like this. I was like, I rolled my window. I was like, what?

[Shane Gillis]

But what is his problem? The fact that you were next to them.

[Billy Barty]

The fact that I went into the intersection around. He's like, that's where you're going to go.

[Matt McCusker]

He's like, like, where else do you.

[Shane Gillis]

So you had room to go around them?

[Billy Barty]

Obviously I went right around. I was like, where else do you.

[Matt McCusker]

Want me to go?

[Billy Barty]

He's like, the sidewalk. I was like, that's just as illegal.

[Shane Gillis]

You mean jump on the.

[Billy Barty]

That's. That's what I said. He got all shitty with me. I was like, dude, you. That pissed me. The. I stopped back.

[Shane Gillis]

How old. How old is the cop?

[Billy Barty]

Cuz I was black. What?

[Shane Gillis]

How old is. How old is the cop?

[Billy Barty]

I was like, probably my age.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

And he just sitting there.

[Matt McCusker]

Wait, you don't back the blue anymore?

[Billy Barty]

No, I don't back the blue. After what they did to me in Yuma.

[Shane Gillis]

What they do in Yuma, I had.

[Billy Barty]

To dodge Durango coming from. From Arizona to San Diego. The whole time I was with Spade the whole time. Every time we saw a cop, I was like, I got your six. I got your six. I'm in the Durango. I'm with you guys. Then the dude break checks me. What the. Still going.

[Matt McCusker]

What?

[Billy Barty]

He goes down and around this canyon and waits and gets me going. 80 and a 50. But even though you had a six. Dude, relax.

[Shane Gillis]

Even though you had a six against the car cartel.

[Billy Barty]

I had his terrace. I had his six and he did that to me. 450 Yuma.

[Matt McCusker]

Damn.

[Billy Barty]

I had to pay.

[Matt McCusker]

And he break check you.

[Billy Barty]

He break checked me and then like sped on.

[Matt McCusker]

He was trying to tell you to slow down.

[Billy Barty]

But dude, don't break check me. That's literally not good. Yeah, that is bad to do on the road. It's like the cop looking at me like which way? You would have went both ways are illegal, dude. Which way do you want me to go? Philly cop.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, that's.

[Billy Barty]

Guys don't even show up. What do you call 91 1.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, I will say I didn't see one cop when I lived in center City.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, that's.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah, there wasn't one copy cop. I mean, I'm sure they're busy.

[Shane Gillis]

That's the work. And let them go.

[Billy Barty]

Larry.

[Shane Gillis]

My neighborhood now, that's that like Written House is where they go. That's like the old cops go there. You got to earn.

[Matt McCusker]

That's where the bums are. They made me.

[Shane Gillis]

You gotta.

[Matt McCusker]

You gotta back to written house square.

[Billy Barty]

Where the bum stay.

[Matt McCusker]

And I wear glasses and the women wear their skirts.

[Billy Barty]

I wear sunglasses and women look at me and say, I'm cuz I'm weird. It's my favorite video.

[Matt McCusker]

Are you still hitting the club Steve Spiros? What? Helium?

[Shane Gillis]

No, no, the fitness filler.

[Matt McCusker]

Adolf Hitler. I left Adolf Hitler.

[Billy Barty]

I heard about that place. Never went. I'm a city Fitness.

[Matt McCusker]

It was a good gym, but it was very. It was insane.

[Shane Gillis]

Crazy name.

[Billy Barty]

Vertical Country Club.

[Shane Gillis]

I've heard about that.

[Matt McCusker]

Calling it Fiddler Wild Choice. And they were selling merch that was like hats with block letters. F is the closest to an H, Dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, that's great.

[Matt McCusker]

It literally looked like in one of the mannequins was wearing a shirt that said Fiddler wearing a bag across its chest. It literally looked like it was wearing a block letter. Hitler. Every time I walked in, I was laughing. Yeah. And I was going, you guys, somebody needs to change this.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, they're tricking. I mean, at least they got the good gear. City Fitness has brutal gear.

[Shane Gillis]

What do they got?

[Billy Barty]

Just like lgbt.

[Shane Gillis]

Really?

[Billy Barty]

Rainbow stuff. Like, dude, what about for guys like me?

[Shane Gillis]

Straight guys. That's what fitness is kind of all about.

[Matt McCusker]

You don't want to support them.

[Billy Barty]

Nah.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

You don't have to be. You don't have to be gay to like wear like the guys.

[Billy Barty]

The boys will crush you if you wear rainbow.

[Matt McCusker]

No, I even wear a cap.

[Billy Barty]

Growing up, dude. Game proud, bro.

[Matt McCusker]

If you were. If you.

[Shane Gillis]

You never wear a Gap, but girls will kiss you.

[Matt McCusker]

I was an Old Navy man.

[Shane Gillis]

If you wear a shirt of like, two guys.

[Matt McCusker]

Couldn't afford that rich Gap.

[Shane Gillis]

You wear a shirt of like two guys kissing and you're like a 21 year old guy. Girls will definitely like.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah.

[Billy Barty]

I witnessed a kid one time at a bar wearing a Nelson Mandel shirt, explaining to a girl who Nelson Mandela is. I was like, I fucking hate you.

[Shane Gillis]

She's getting posted.

[Billy Barty]

Political prisoners, South Africa, like TS playing.

[Matt McCusker]

In the background at the barstool bar in Philly. Yeah, you. You could rock if you wore like a rainbow thing.

[Billy Barty]

I could, but just like, I'm the only thing I'm at, like, City Fitness is a great fucking gym. The only thing I'm pissed off about is their Covid mandates and dead well. Oh, you had to get vaccinated to work out there.

[Shane Gillis]

Anytime Fitness. Anytime Fitness kept it open even when it was illegal. I'm sorry, I shouldn't say that.

[Matt McCusker]

But it was any time though. It was any time were they gonna change their.

[Shane Gillis]

You go during the pandemic and they were just let you in the back and they had newspapers.

[Matt McCusker]

Really? Yeah, they had newspapers on the.

[Shane Gillis]

You just go in the back and just work out. They were like, we don't give a. The one near me in Fairmount ass. They knew you had to get your grind on the one like in, I.

[Matt McCusker]

Guess Willow Grove where caught some chin music jizz. Is pissed you got hit. This guy's a freak show.

[Billy Barty]

Holy. Dude.

[Matt McCusker]

He's playing.

[Shane Gillis]

He's playing red ass. Their one pitcher is playing red.

[Matt McCusker]

He is. Oh, he's coming out. He's going to give business.

[Billy Barty]

Iron Sports, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

They're up by LA's. Up by one.

[Matt McCusker]

I know.

[Shane Gillis]

This is the world. What could be greater, dude? Presidential election.

[Matt McCusker]

World Series Presidential election.

[Shane Gillis]

Podcasts are all as important. Podcast trifecta of the entire world.

[Billy Barty]

Canaries in the coal mine.

[Matt McCusker]

We're the. Yeah. We're the last true philosophers.

[Shane Gillis]

Are we the X Men at all? Are we this more the Avengers?

[Matt McCusker]

We are. We're the X Men.

[Billy Barty]

You were the act.

[Matt McCusker]

We're Kamala's X Men.

[Shane Gillis]

We gotta get a shot of you before this stuff. Like you sitting down.

[Matt McCusker]

Sitting down. You should make talking about my girlfriend being my samurai before shows. It's nice preparing my armor. My Patagonia shirt. Doing the fat stretch on the shirt.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, I got. I got a mind melder for you.

[Matt McCusker]

What?

[Shane Gillis]

So you guys are familiar with the pressure coming down from ceiling fans, right?

[Matt McCusker]

Sure.

[Shane Gillis]

I got tripped up on this the other day. I still can't figure it out. When the ceiling fan is like putting air on you, is it moving in a circular vortex or is it like a sheet of air just falling on you?

[Matt McCusker]

What do you mean?

[Shane Gillis]

So when you're feeling the wind from a ceiling fan, is it like they're.

[Billy Barty]

Angled but like just straight from the ceiling? All the ceiling fans out when it goes around.

[Shane Gillis]

So what's it giving?

[Billy Barty]

Depends on which way it's going. It pushes air down and then during heat you can actually pull air up.

[Shane Gillis]

I know that, but I'm saying like, is it. It's moving in a so circle. So is it pulling, pushing a flat sheet of air on you or is it like moving?

[Matt McCusker]

Like a little things moving?

[Shane Gillis]

It's moving like a circular thing around.

[Billy Barty]

Dysons. If you're talking Dyson, that's a flat sheet.

[Shane Gillis]

Flat sheet on a Dyson. But is it a ceiling fan?

[Billy Barty]

No, no, I'm just saying ceiling fans. It's blades.

[Shane Gillis]

So you're in the middle of a bit. You're technically in the middle of a vortex.

[Matt McCusker]

I was laying there.

[Shane Gillis]

Huh?

[Matt McCusker]

You're saying you're in the.

[Shane Gillis]

That's what I think. Because I didn't. I thought it was a flat shape.

[Matt McCusker]

I think maybe it's like really close. Close to the blade. You can get close to possibly an eye.

[Shane Gillis]

Really?

[Matt McCusker]

Maybe.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, I was in the room the other day. I was putting my kids.

[Matt McCusker]

No Way if a ceiling fan's on, you're not feeling it.

[Billy Barty]

I.

[Shane Gillis]

You are feeling it. But is that. Is that air kind of hitting you like this or is it going just kissing you as it's circling you? That. I was in a room and it's.

[Matt McCusker]

The only thing straight down you're talking. I think the kiss comes up there at the very top. So I think by the time it reaches you, it's flashy. Just flash sheet.

[Shane Gillis]

I. Dude, I. I thought that my whole life, but I was in the room the other day and I was like, I think I'm in the eye of the vortex.

[Matt McCusker]

You thought you're in the eyes?

[Shane Gillis]

I think it's not. I think it might be a vortex. I was sitting there just trying to put my kid asleep and I was.

[Matt McCusker]

Like, it's a good Google because I'd like to know you, sir.

[Shane Gillis]

I think I was in the eye of the vortex. I think it's all Google sheet.

[Matt McCusker]

What do you mean?

[Billy Barty]

Just moving air.

[Shane Gillis]

This might be like Galileo's Apple vortex.

[Billy Barty]

What do you mean?

[Matt McCusker]

It's definitely not. There's not a part in the room that's not.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, what do you feel? What are you feeling right now?

[Billy Barty]

Put your hand underneath a fan right at the.

[Matt McCusker]

That's exactly what I said at the top. Yeah, maybe, but by the time it's hitting you while you're laying in your.

[Billy Barty]

Bed from the ceiling. This is such a gay argument.

[Matt McCusker]

I mean, of course it's not a flat sheet. Yeah, but you know what I mean. No, by the time it gets to you, it's a blended. It's air.

[Shane Gillis]

You're talking about the tornado. The tornado just disperses and then there's.

[Matt McCusker]

No eye by the time it gets to you. Shut up, you idiot.

[Billy Barty]

Go to Virginia air.

[Matt McCusker]

Flash Apple.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, it's. It's a mystery of physics that hasn't yet even been articulated.

[Billy Barty]

Tesla, dude, I'm telling you.

[Shane Gillis]

I think it's a vortex. I was sitting there.

[Matt McCusker]

Judge B, that's that. Anytime City Fitness.

[Shane Gillis]

Don't touch my private st. Dolphin attacks send a dolphin.

[Billy Barty]

This big old house. Can't get a fan in there.

[Matt McCusker]

I was exactly right.

[Shane Gillis]

What is it?

[Matt McCusker]

I got it.

[Billy Barty]

It's.

[Shane Gillis]

It's waving a particle, basically.

[Matt McCusker]

It was exactly what I thought it was.

[Shane Gillis]

What'd you say?

[Matt McCusker]

Flat sheet. Done. Flat sheet. By the time it hits you on the bed. By the time it hits you on the bed. Yes, I know. I said at the top of the fan. You might be able to find a gap like that. By the time it reaches you. We're talking a flat.

[Shane Gillis]

So it collapses.

[Matt McCusker]

It drills you with a flat.

[Shane Gillis]

So it's a particle wave duality.

[Matt McCusker]

It's.

[Shane Gillis]

It's both, of course.

[Matt McCusker]

Course.

[Billy Barty]

I don't know. We have to see that dip.

[Matt McCusker]

That looks pretty flat to me.

[Billy Barty]

Google.

[Matt McCusker]

I'll tell you what to Google.

[Shane Gillis]

Show the geothermal.

[Matt McCusker]

Don't Google. Does Sudafed cause erectile dysfunction? Google air flow from ceiling fan. Click it every once in a while. Sudafed get a hold of you and you. What the wrong with me? I don't feel like I'm depressed.

[Shane Gillis]

What the.

[Matt McCusker]

Are you taking my alcohol? What the.

[Shane Gillis]

You got to take ma.

[Matt McCusker]

That's all that sud I've been taking. That's got to be it.

[Shane Gillis]

Crush fiddling now, dude, I'm telling you, maa gets you crazy.

[Matt McCusker]

No, I was remedied today. I said maybe I should chill on the sued and see if my good to go. See if I can get a foot long, dude.

[Billy Barty]

Nothing worse.

[Matt McCusker]

Get in your head about that commercial on tv. See if I get a foot long dipper going from Subway.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh.

[Matt McCusker]

Ooh.

[Shane Gillis]

Kamala Harris pitching the same economic plan as Joe Biden.

[Matt McCusker]

Hey, I'm a loser with a beard. I don't like this global war.

[Shane Gillis]

That is a good one.

[Billy Barty]

Axios. George Soros.

[Matt McCusker]

Are you kind of fat and have a beard? Are you excited to be in a political commercial? To be fair, Casey Jr. Is a.

[Shane Gillis]

Pedophile fat, and a beard could be a como supporter. I was watching one of the.

[Matt McCusker]

Depends how the fat. Depends how the fat's dispersed. Yes. Well, you could be a fat.

[Shane Gillis]

You could be a fat trans male. You could be a fat.

[Billy Barty]

I saw that dude un surrounded.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, bro, I did.

[Billy Barty]

Holy. Did you see?

[Matt McCusker]

We all saw that dude flip the chair, man. I got tagged in a couple of those. Obviously. Yeah. Shane. I was like, all right, I'm gonna stop looking at Twitter.

[Billy Barty]

Those are nice hips on that boy.

[Shane Gillis]

Flipping the chair and being like, what's up, bro?

[Billy Barty]

What about supremacy?

[Matt McCusker]

That's.

[Shane Gillis]

Honestly.

[Matt McCusker]

That's season four True Detective.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Matt McCusker]

How am I doing my fantasy league? My running backs hurt like. Yeah, dude, chill, please.

[Shane Gillis]

Do you think man can get raped? Yeah, it was crazy.

[Billy Barty]

What about SA Sexual assault?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, that was.

[Billy Barty]

I've experienced SA from who?

[Matt McCusker]

San Antonio Spurs. Talking about San Antonio.

[Billy Barty]

I'm a man. I have a vagina. He was. He literally hit the penguin. Guys like us, we have a lot in common.

[Matt McCusker]

It was so good. That actually was not that. Shapiro up, dude. Excuse me.

[Shane Gillis]

That person talked uninterrupted. The whole time. And everyone was going, the guy's thinking.

[Billy Barty]

That was when the guy was like, you have the same ideas as Nick Fuentes. And dude, mid dude. Yeah, he's like, mid dude. No, we don't mid dude. It's like, dude, this pisses me off so bad. You're 45. You're a lawyer, whatever the you are. And you just constantly jerk off to yourself, arguing with insane people in college.

[Shane Gillis]

Well, did you see how they made them.

[Billy Barty]

You're going to win.

[Shane Gillis]

You see how they made them run to the chair?

[Matt McCusker]

How do. Oh, they had to run.

[Shane Gillis]

They had to run. So you would sit in the room and as soon as, like, the one timer go off, you'd have like, just 14 fat lesbians be like, do you.

[Billy Barty]

Know how to get kicked off?

[Shane Gillis]

It was so funny.

[Billy Barty]

Everyone raised a flag. This one black dude runs the chair, hits the chair, gets on. He goes, I want to talk about abortion. She's like, okay, what is the worst argument, bro? Woman has a child and can't breastfeed her. And the guys, these like, I don't.

[Matt McCusker]

Know where you're going. Well, then I would suggest she buys formula.

[Billy Barty]

No, it doesn't.

[Matt McCusker]

What is the next question?

[Billy Barty]

Dude, they didn't say that. His whole argument was just like, should we just kill them, then feed them? And flags immediately just went out anytime.

[Shane Gillis]

14 flags, dude. His argument. And everyone came up with the same thing, being like, all right, let's talk like, we're like, I'm about to crush you, dude.

[Matt McCusker]

How do you think Shapiro would do with Monroe Institute? I mean, do you think he would get towards scorched. You couldn't handle it was the 22 of you. If the 22 mutants.

[Billy Barty]

22 versus.

[Matt McCusker]

Yeah. Surrounded. Yeah. Would any of you even run to the chair? Would you guys float?

[Billy Barty]

Operation Protective Edge. What do you think he would say?

[Shane Gillis]

My dude, my dude, my dude, my dude.

[Billy Barty]

I think you guys are doing some pretty bad stuff over in Lebanon. What do you think about that?

[Shane Gillis]

You saved my dude. Come on.

[Billy Barty]

And then turn the seat around. Yo, I'm a man with a vagina.

[Matt McCusker]

And I saw you guys blow up that apartment complex in Lebanon. That was weird.

[Shane Gillis]

Why are you so obsessed with my Ben?

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, you also hit it with a nice.

[Matt McCusker]

That actually. That actually was like you. That was the one point I saw on that. That I was actually like, that's actually pretty funny.

[Shane Gillis]

That was funny.

[Matt McCusker]

What? And he's like, how am I obsessed with your genitalia? It's like, it's kind of all you talk About.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. It's like, I got you.

[Matt McCusker]

Been a little.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, that kind of crushed him.

[Matt McCusker]

The spinning chair cost.

[Shane Gillis]

Once you're spun, don't spin it back and be like, all right, let's get down to brass tax.

[Billy Barty]

She started foaming at the mouth, like.

[Matt McCusker]

While she was talking.

[Billy Barty]

Got so worked up.

[Shane Gillis]

And I was like, that's.

[Billy Barty]

That's the estrogen. Once you start not making sense in yelling, it's like, all right, you're a chick.

[Shane Gillis]

That was a tough. That was a tough look to be.

[Matt McCusker]

Like, oh, my God.

[Billy Barty]

Just like you.

[Shane Gillis]

And if you don't stop, talk about the male patriarchy. Does not make sense for two minutes to dominate the conversation. That was like.

[Billy Barty]

They just go, exactly.

[Shane Gillis]

Her. Her doctor should have been like, we must. We must raise those levels.

[Matt McCusker]

Those levels must have been watching it. Like.

[Shane Gillis]

They should have hit her with a T blow dart. It's like, actually, oh, I got a good idea.

[Billy Barty]

Who you got for this weekend?

[Matt McCusker]

My starting running backs out. You tell me how I'm doing.

[Shane Gillis]

Get out of the car.

[Matt McCusker]

Piece of.

[Shane Gillis]

Why are you even arguing about?

[Matt McCusker]

Let's some beers.

[Shane Gillis]

Let's just get some beers, dude.

[Matt McCusker]

All right. We should wrap it up.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, we should. We showered.

[Matt McCusker]

Boys. So good to have you.

[Shane Gillis]

It was amazing, bro.

[Matt McCusker]

The guys are back. Are you guys excited about the election?

[Shane Gillis]

I can't wait.

[Matt McCusker]

I can't wait. I'm so excited for the future that comes.

[Shane Gillis]

May the best person win. Whoever wins, I'm gonna support. That's my president.

[Billy Barty]

Whoever wins, certify that election. Don't be insurrectionist. You know what I mean?

[Matt McCusker]

Do not be insurrectionist.

[Billy Barty]

Yeah, you guys said last year, don't be insurrections.

[Shane Gillis]

Even if that capital is looking tantalizing. Dude, to run it back. I'm going to run up in that. Don't run up in.

[Matt McCusker]

Don't run in there.

[Shane Gillis]

Don't. Just chill. Just.

[Matt McCusker]

You feel like running in there four years. Don't.

[Shane Gillis]

Maybe we'll have fat ass Elon Musk around for president, bro. Just wait.

[Matt McCusker]

Lay down in a closet next to a janitor.

[Billy Barty]

Find yourself.

[Matt McCusker]

Find yourself through dreams. You don't need to run in there. All right, we did it.

[Shane Gillis]

I mean, I'm all in on this podcast right now. I'm all in.

[Matt McCusker]

I'm. I'm so bullish on this pod blocked. All right, goodbye, y'all.