Ep 544 - Autophagy (feat. Chris O'Connor)

Summary

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Episode 544 - Autophagy (feat. Chris O'Connor)
Release Date: February 6, 2025

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1. Sneakers on the Beach: The Awkward Trend

Timestamp: 00:00 – 04:00

The episode kicks off with a humorous debate about the peculiar trend of wearing sneakers on the beach. Matt and Sean express their bafflement over individuals who choose to wear sneakers in such a setting, highlighting the discomfort and social awkwardness it brings.

• Matt: "Sneakers on the beach is... all of us has one, like, video game cousin who would knock, who played video games at the beach the whole time and then come down to, like, 5pm in sneakers." [00:29]

• Sean: "I try to make up for it with my other beach activities. You know, I get right into the sea. I throw ball, Frisbee. I'll do paddle ball." [01:56]

The conversation delves into the impracticality of footwear at the beach, emphasizing the disdain from fellow beachgoers and the overall vibe being "crushed" by such fashion choices.

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2. Understanding Autophagy: Fasting and Cellular Renewal

Timestamp: 14:00 – 18:30

The primary topic of the episode, autophagy, is introduced by Matt, who explains the concept of fasting and its benefits on the body's cellular processes. Autophagy, a natural mechanism where the body cleans out damaged cells, is discussed in detail.

• Matt: "Autophagy... your body goes into autophagy. So you start eating. Your body starts like finding like old cells or any like up cells, I think even cancer cells. And it just munches them. It starts just cleaning house of like anything in your body." [14:28]

• Sean: "It's getting awfully close to Judaism." [15:38]

• Chris: "She won't start and like, you're just like, you're... the cells that would make me yell right now have been consumed by autophagy." [18:24]

Matt shares his personal experience of undertaking a 60-hour fast, describing the mental and physical benefits he felt, such as increased calmness and control over impulses. The discussion also touches upon different fasting methods, including dry fasting, and their respective impacts on the body.

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3. Political Commentary: Israel-Palestine Conflict and Leadership

Timestamp: 23:00 – 35:00

The conversation shifts to a deeply political topic as Matt and Chris discuss recent statements by Israeli leadership regarding the Gaza Strip. They critique the unrealistic plans to transform Gaza into a luxurious resort area, highlighting the insensitivity and lack of understanding of the ongoing conflict.

• Chris: "I watched the Netanyahu Trump press conference live... he's gonna make it the Riviera of the Mediterranean." [24:03]

• Matt: "He's been on that... People were getting plugged up, dude. Yeah, I've seen a lot. I've seen a lot of murder, man." [24:25]

• Chris: "He's being really optimistic about those really rose-tinted glasses." [30:35]

They delve into the historical context of the Israel-Palestine conflict, referencing the construction of the Panama Canal and its associated atrocities. The hosts express skepticism over political promises and the feasibility of peace initiatives proposed by leaders.

• Matt: "Before we built it... they got a hold of some. Remember that? They're riding, like, duck boats and ponds and they're DANC [05:02]." [34:17]

• Chris: "It's definitely yours. It's definitely not just holding like a... sex tape behind his back." [35:27]

The discussion underscores the complexity of geopolitical issues and the often unrealistic solutions proposed by those in power.

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4. Wildlife Encounters and Personal Anecdotes

Timestamp: 43:00 – 62:00

Transitioning to lighter topics, the hosts share amusing and sometimes eerie stories about wildlife interactions around their homes. From encounters with bald eagles and owls to the elusive raccoon that frequently visits Matt's roof, the conversation is filled with relatable tales and humor.

• Chris: "I've seen Turkey vultures... they're pretty easy. Big as hell, though." [45:09]

• Matt: "I had a raccoon on my roof, and that thing is just be at night time. You get active at night time and it's like it sounds. I genuinely thought there was a human being on my roof." [46:00]

• Sean: "We were watching some Catch a Predator throwback actions." [51:05]

• Matt: "I told you. I put that compost out too early without breaking it down enough. And I literally brought a world of rats and then stray cats into my garden." [47:26]

These stories not only entertain but also highlight the challenges of living in areas frequented by wildlife, blending humor with genuine experiences.

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Notable Quotes

• Matt on Autophagy:
  "Your body starts like finding like old cells or any like up cells, I think even cancer cells. And it just munches them." [14:28]

• Chris on Political Optimism:
  "He's being really optimistic about those really rose-tinted glasses." [30:35]

• Sean on Wildlife Sounds:
  "Raccoons have screaming matches at night." [48:02]

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Conclusion

Episode 544 of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast offers a blend of comedic banter, insightful discussions on health and biology, and candid political commentary. Chris O'Connor adds valuable perspectives, enriching the conversation with personal anecdotes and expert opinions. Whether debating the practicality of beach footwear or dissecting complex geopolitical issues, the hosts deliver an engaging and entertaining episode for their listeners.

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Disclaimer: This summary intentionally omits advertisement segments, intros, outros, and non-content sections to focus solely on the primary discussions and key topics covered in the episode.

Transcript

[Chris]

Then you take them off when you get to the. Yeah.

[Matt]

Sneakers on the beach.

[Sean]

Depends how hot the sand is.

[Matt]

Sauce as hell. We going. We rolling. Oh, my God. Christopher off on the wrong foot, huh?

[Chris]

No, he thinks. He thinks I'm mad at him.

[Matt]

Sneakers on the beach is.

[Chris]

It's weird. Beezer's literally the only white guy I've ever seen.

[Matt]

I bet.

[Chris]

Unless you're my cousin. My cousin Frank did it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

He wore sneakers on the beach.

[Matt]

All of us has one, like, video game cousin who would knock, who played video games at the beach the whole time and then come down to, like, 5pm in sneakers. And you'd be like, bro, what are you doing? You're not coming to the arcade with me, dude.

[Chris]

That's the beast, dude.

[Matt]

Yeah. Sneakers on the beach.

[Chris]

You're a sneakers on the beach guy?

[Sean]

Yeah, A lot of. You know, because I, I, I.

[Chris]

That's so dumb.

[Matt]

How many times did you. Not that I prefer it.

[Chris]

When did you surprise. Go to the beach?

[Sean]

It's not that I prefer it. It's.

[Chris]

When did you surprise. Go to the beach?

[Sean]

I feel like the last time I was at the Dany Improv, I got surprised with the beach trip. I didn't really know how close it.

[Chris]

Was going to be.

[Matt]

The beach.

[Sean]

So then I have the beach.

[Matt]

Don't you take? Don't you take.

[Sean]

I just got to get this in.

[Matt]

Before you guys attack me. I'm not yelling. You're yelling, dude, I'm a bro.

[Sean]

And then I don't have sandal. I don't, like, have sandals a lot.

[Matt]

Yeah, but you take your shoes off, leave them at the top, and you roll your pant legs up and you walk on your bare feet in the beach.

[Sean]

I mean, if I'm really missing the sand and it's. It's a partly cloudy day, I'll do it. But if it's. If the sun's been baking and you get there kind of late, you got.

[Chris]

Sandy issues for the rest of your life.

[Matt]

You are.

[Sean]

No, I walk. I have a special walk.

[Matt]

No, for real. If you're in hot sand, if you dig your feet under the surface, sand, you can get through.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Matt]

When you go down to the beach in shoes you have, you're literally crushing the vibe.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Matt]

For every single person enjoying the big. Oh, what the. This guy doing here? It's so unwelcome.

[Sean]

I try to make up for it with my other beach activities. You know, I get right into the sea. I throw ball, Frisbee. I'll do paddle ball.

[Matt]

The beach, you're good. Yeah, but.

[Sean]

But get me down to the, like the, the. The sand that the water died on this hill.

[Chris]

Unnecessarily die on every single hill. Any hill. You name a hill. We've seen. We've. I've seen him die on the sand hill before. This is the second sand related hellish argument.

[Matt]

We can't talk sand d. A comment.

[Chris]

Has an intense relationship.

[Sean]

Just saying. Not everyone who wears sneakers on the beach is an.

[Matt]

I'm saying it.

[Chris]

I am weird.

[Sean]

Sometimes.

[Chris]

If they're white. Sometimes it's culturally acceptable to wear black.

[Matt]

People don't like their bare feet on the ground. That's. You have to respect that.

[Sean]

Is that, that?

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, dude.

[Sean]

So they don't like the sand in between their toes?

[Matt]

Not really. My wife doesn't like the sand. I like. It actually like angered me the first time she told me. She's like, yeah. She's like, I don't like how it gets all over me. I was just like, what the are you talking about? Yeah, why are you ruining a good thing?

[Chris]

Yeah, why are you ruining the best?

[Matt]

I love the beach. It's my favorite thing. She's like, I just don't. Sand makes me. It just feels gross on my feet. I'm like, what the. Dude? Yeah. I take my kids away. I'm like, don't listen. Trust me. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. That's something I've seen. I mean, it's literally goes back to the socks of the water park.

[Sean]

Yeah, that's why.

[Matt]

That's why they're there, bro. They're not. It's not just. It's not like a fashion statement. It's like genuine phobia of just the ground.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Instilled in them by a paranoid black mother sort of. God.

[Chris]

How do you fellas feel about.

[Sean]

I think it's microbes. Is it microbes getting in there?

[Chris]

Socks at the water park, guys.

[Sean]

You think it's. Is it germs?

[Chris]

It's germs.

[Sean]

It's a germ related thing a little bit.

[Chris]

Also, some water parks are just super shitty and dirty. Like, I've never been a socks and water park guy, but you ever see those, like, water socks, like, they're made just for that? Aqua socks are pretty, pretty big honky.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Aqua socks are definitely the honks that's.

[Matt]

Got to see swag.

[Chris]

That is for sure.

[Sean]

I don't think it's all socks.

[Chris]

I don't think so. My whole family did it.

[Matt]

Really?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I've only ever seen you guys In Jordan socks. I believe you. I believe you though. Sorry, dude. I've only ever seen him in the longest tube socks ever. For sure. Half flapping off the foot.

[Chris]

Wife beaters on still. Well, you gotta keep the beater off. No, you don't. It becomes see through. It looks crazy. It just seize your wet nipples through the. It's weird. I got no defense for it.

[Matt]

It just feels right.

[Chris]

It's immediately see through.

[Matt]

So what? Yeah, I remember I. I met my.

[Sean]

Waves in a wife beaters nuts.

[Matt]

Just popping it. Just surfacing in a wave folders. Holy.

[Sean]

At the bottom the bott stretched out and baggy.

[Chris]

You guys swim like it's the 1920s. Everyone's in full suits. Dude, I just. I was figuring out that yesterday. It's not. It's. It's crazy that white people made black people not be able to swim. And then you guys make fun of us. We did.

[Matt]

We didn't make it.

[Chris]

So you guys are blaming us for that too? You guys literally poured acid in the pool, dude. When does that happen in the Jim Crow? Well, bro, one or two things happened. That's like saying you guys make it so we can't go to gas stations. We still go. It's just a risk.

[Matt]

But why would we acid our own pools?

[Chris]

There was a couple times people were tossing it in.

[Matt]

It's massive.

[Chris]

Black people got the pool. They're like, yeah, yeah, white's only pool. Yeah, but that's not like. That wasn't like.

[Matt]

But there's.

[Chris]

Dude, there's a common occurrence.

[Matt]

Yeah, there's lakes and dude, like, we don't just swim in pools. Dude. That's a fair point though. But you know, but again, it's like, I don't know.

[Chris]

I can't believe you tried to put not being able to swim on us.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Although you could, you could. You could with urban like being forced into a city without pools. That's the one way you could do it. Yeah, that is that actually. I mean, you could. If you wanted to find the root of all your problems with white people, you could. There is an argument. But swimming? Come on, man.

[Matt]

Yeah, take it.

[Sean]

Still take the ferry. Ferry's not that bad. Expensive.

[Chris]

Take the ferry?

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Chris]

To what?

[Sean]

Like in New York, you take the subway.

[Chris]

You take.

[Sean]

Take the subway all the way to Coney Island.

[Chris]

Oh, you're saying to the beach? I was just talking like pools.

[Matt]

I thought you were saying instead of black people swimming, they could take fairies. I was like, well, yeah, I'm sure.

[Chris]

Of course they've adopted travel.

[Matt]

It's pretty close. Get the breeze in your hair.

[Sean]

There's probably some sand on there.

[Matt]

Well, godamn I'm. You know, I don't want to tread into kind of divisive, racial.

[Chris]

Yeah, Matt, why don't you tell us what's going on with you dude that you got to be talking about. You can't wait to talk.

[Matt]

First of all, before I get to my 60 relative about 64 hour cat who swallowed canary.

[Chris]

He's ready.

[Matt]

Speaking of. Well, speaking of semi related to cats, did you. I just found this out today. Do you know rats can't fart?

[Chris]

No, I never would have known.

[Matt]

Rats cannot fart. We had an exterminator come to our house today. Just routine treatment. And I told him about the cotton rats that invaded my garden and he was like, oh man, that sucks. And he came back with a bag of. It was like baking soda apparently. And second attractant, some. Some other kind of food. And he was like, dude, put this in your. The back thing of the garden. He's like, it's non toxic. It's kind of like a million dollar idea. I feel like the guy should patent it. I don't know if other people do this, but it's rat poison. But instead of being actually poisonous substance, it's baking soda. But it takes advantage of the fact that rats can't fart. So they eat baking soda. They just get filled with gas and since they can't fart, they explode like literally like a pigeon. Like a seagull. But that's Alka Seltzer. But yeah, rats can't. And then they're. You're like. He's like. The only thing is you might catch a rat with like its side blown out running across your grass. O. Oh my God.

[Chris]

I would have never guessed that.

[Matt]

Me either.

[Chris]

You'd think they'd be able to.

[Matt]

You think they'd fart the most.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Sean]

Also, how could. If you can poop, you can fart.

[Matt]

But that's what you think, right? They can only. Dude, they can only fart.

[Sean]

Air poop.

[Matt]

They're probably peeing while they're good. After the guy said I didn't even Google it. He's a expert.

[Chris]

I believe it's what the man does. Chris bought me with the if you can poop, you can fart idea.

[Matt]

You can't. That's the thing. That's a huge. That's like an opposable thumb. It's really just.

[Chris]

Rats cannot fart. Yes, rats can fart. What?

[Matt]

AI dude, that sounds like it's if.

[Sean]

You can pass a turd, you can pass a fart.

[Chris]

One year ago today, I learned that rats can fart.

[Matt]

Okay. So maybe he's thinking what I showed him is actually technically a mouse.

[Sean]

Why?

[Matt]

That's tricky, dude.

[Chris]

Why can't they?

[Matt]

So rats.

[Chris]

Yes. Rats can pass gas. In fact, rats produce the most intestinal gas when fed said dried skim milk.

[Matt]

What?

[Chris]

Get some milk going out there. Let the boys turn your garden into a fart. There.

[Matt]

Here's the thing. This is the. The cotton rat looks more like a mouse than anything else. So maybe he like id'd the species I gave him and was going, oh, that's like more of a. That's technically a mouse. They refer to colloquially.

[Chris]

Yeah, that looks like a mouse to me.

[Matt]

Cotton rat. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Nice coat on. It's got a nice color.

[Sean]

I can see. Maybe the baking soda expands quickly in the stomach or something. And blows them up.

[Matt]

Yeah. Okay, so we, you know, spread misinf. Rats can fart.

[Chris]

I believed you until Chris with the poop, but that still mice poop, so.

[Matt]

Exactly. Mice poop too. So mice. So mice can. A rat. A rat evolved from the mouse and they were. They literally were like.

[Chris]

That was time to fart. Yeah.

[Matt]

It's not a fart. Sick of blowing the up all the time out of nowhere thinking, I'm just eating something. But yeah, dude. And that way if your dog. My dog already got into rat poison once. So that way if my dog ate that baking soda mixture, fart it out. You got a fart.

[Chris]

Jackson already was a fart.

[Matt]

He's already.

[Chris]

How much worse could it get?

[Matt]

Exactly. So. So yeah. I thought that was interesting.

[Chris]

That's extremely interesting.

[Matt]

So there we go. Mice can't fart. Rats can. It's crazy.

[Sean]

Is there a reason why. Is there anything about why they can't fart?

[Matt]

What?

[Sean]

How could you not?

[Matt]

Probably because of their teeny tiny buttholes.

[Chris]

Yeah. Who knows?

[Matt]

Rat has just a big enough butthole to blow out a fart.

[Chris]

Mice can't fart.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's true.

[Sean]

But you think even just a mouse sized poop of a fart.

[Matt]

I know.

[Sean]

Get out there.

[Matt]

It's just got to be the way their body is. Just.

[Chris]

Mice can fart.

[Matt]

What? Yeah, Sean just said they can't. Yeah, we gotta get.

[Chris]

Our misconception that mice can't fart likely stems from the ideas that they can't burp or vomit to release gas, which is true. This is also AI AIs. Who knows could be wrong.

[Matt]

But I'll. I'll let you know if any of them explode. So maybe they can.

[Chris]

I think any other. It says like any mammal, they can pass it. I think every mammal can fork.

[Sean]

I can't believe they can't puke. How could you not puke? That's one of the most important things can do.

[Matt]

Stomach's just backwards. I don't know. Yeah, I have no idea.

[Sean]

But it's like if it goes in, the body's got to be able. Like we don't. We can't process this. It's got to come out.

[Chris]

Yeah, it's actually a really terrible way to kill the guys. Apparently. It just is extremely painful for the boys.

[Matt]

Hey, man, that was painful. Seeing all your arugula just go up one day after you. That hurts. I'm in an age old battle, dude. Farmer versus vermin. I don't want to hear that. They're lucky I don't stab him with a pitchfork.

[Chris]

I forgot. I forgot. You've had a. You've had a lifetime of torturing these. This is nothing to you.

[Matt]

I used to go out with my dad and blow up the voles, smoke, put the smoke bomb. It'd be three holes, smoke bombs in two. And he would stand by the other hole with a nine millimeter. Just sock these things.

[Sean]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

Yeah, I watched my dad shoot a duck one time. I saw his eyeball go flying.

[Chris]

Oh, no, not a duck.

[Matt]

Yeah, bro, he capped the duck. What were.

[Sean]

What was.

[Matt]

I don't know, man. Oh, it was a fox it up and he was putting out. It was a mercy kill.

[Chris]

Good.

[Matt]

But he had to eat straight up, cap the duck. The one time. Yeah, bro. People were getting plugged up, dude. Yeah, I've seen a lot. I've seen a lot of murder, man. A lot of animal murder. Yeah, interspecies murder. One time he squished him. This was. This actually stuck with me. We were in a barn and like a mouse ran into the corner of the barn and he just like took a work boot and just squished it. And I was like, oh, I was like a little kid. I was like, damn, that's so up.

[Sean]

I could see myself getting to that zone real quick. On a farm. On a farm, dude.

[Matt]

My whole crop. Carrots, arugula, spinach, and I don't know what the other one was. Maybe leaks just decimated all of them. Like two days.

[Sean]

Yeah, I mean, imagine if you came out and mouse was like fucking with your Xbox all the time. You'd smush Every morning, half your Xbox was eaten. You kept having a plant shoot on your controller.

[Chris]

Yeah. You'd have to kill him.

[Matt]

Yeah, man.

[Sean]

It'd be sad, but you'd be there.

[Matt]

You'd have to, bro, you know, what's my family going to do if the shit hits the fan? I'm going to need half a pound of arugula.

[Chris]

You didn't eat it.

[Matt]

I want to do potatoes. That's. I. I was going to do the carrots to kind of test the soil and then hit it with potato. I want to just do potatoes and garlic, something. I usually.

[Chris]

You got to get some tomatoes going too.

[Matt]

I don't really with tomatoes.

[Chris]

They're so good.

[Matt]

I. Dude, I. I don't know what it is. I'll eat salsa. I like that. I'll eat tomato sauce if you give me a raw tomato. I've tried.

[Chris]

Fresh tomatoes are so good.

[Matt]

I've tried them so many times, they make me just want to throw up every time I try to bite a fresh tomato. I'm. I know a lot of people like them.

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sean]

What about the little ones?

[Matt]

Cherry tomatoes? Don't like either. I hate tomatoes. I can't stand it. My kids don't like eating them either. And I'm always like, yeah, dude, you guys are right. Those tomatoes. Tomato tastes like. Even if I get a tomato chunk in my spaghetti sauce, I'm. I'll like, really take.

[Sean]

When I was a kid.

[Chris]

When I was a kid, I did not like tomatoes.

[Sean]

Yeah, bro.

[Matt]

She made chili recently and she used like, it's. I'm such a psycho about it. If she makes spaghetti, I make her blend the sauce so there's no tomato chunks.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I get so skeeved out.

[Chris]

How about mushrooms? I don't like. I don't like mushrooms.

[Matt]

I. I will eat there. I'll. I've cooked lion's mane mushrooms. I like them. But if, like, button mushrooms come in my dish, I'll send it. I don't like, like, regular mushrooms. Lion's mane mushrooms by themselves, you can fry them up are actually pretty good. But other than that, I don't really with that. Actually, I had a little incident in a restaurant recently.

[Chris]

Had to be like, bro, not for me.

[Matt]

Get these. It was mushrooms.

[Sean]

Did you put them to the side or did you send the whole thing back?

[Matt]

I explicitly, if I don't know there's mushrooms and I order them, I'll pick them out myself. But I explicit like, no mushrooms, and they came out with the mushroom. I was like, bro, just try to dose Me get these things?

[Chris]

Yeah, man.

[Matt]

What y'all fools up to?

[Chris]

I'm just thinking about your fast. Oh, I do. I'd like to hear about it.

[Matt]

Yeah. Just literally I would. So I was telling you, man, I think it's autophagy. Or autophagy. I don't know how you say it. If you don't eat for 24 hours, your body. And first of all, you go into ketosis. So you're burning fat cells, you know, all that stuff. But after like, I think 24 hours of not eating any. I can't have anything. Yeah, your body goes into autophagy. So you start eating. Your body starts like finding like old cells or any like up cells, I think even cancer cells. And it just munches them. It starts just cleaning house of like anything in your body. That's just time to go. And I did like 60. I think I did about like 60 hours of like a. No food at all. Just water and coffee, dude. It's. I'm gonna try to start doing it every Sunday. Just 24 hours. Eat 5, 6pm on Saturday. Do you know, doing stand up and then wake up that morning, just black coffee. And all you gotta do is make it to dinner time. It's not that hard to do 24 hours.

[Sean]

It's getting awfully close to Judaism.

[Chris]

Bro.

[Matt]

What the. I just don't want. Here's the thing, Chris. I don't want to get old and have my kids. Kids be like, you didn't do everything you could to do to make it in the entertainment business. Why don't you become doing that? You know, I just want to do everything.

[Chris]

True, dad.

[Matt]

What the.

[Chris]

You were Christian.

[Matt]

Like a dumbass.

[Sean]

But I gotta do it on my terms. Slowly back in your way or.

[Matt]

I mean, it's. It's kind of Muslim too, man, to not eat until sundown.

[Chris]

Yeah. So you should just hit ramen on.

[Matt]

That's what I'm saying. I actually might do a ramen.

[Chris]

Just. No, I mean. Oh, that'd be nice. See how it goes.

[Matt]

I might actually. I. I've actually was always. When I went to the. Remember the Green Eggs Cafe in Philadelphia come Ramadan, that was like a. Like a kind of like gentrified, like hipster breakfast place that got just like swarmed with Black Muslims. Yeah, the Black Muslims found out about it. Every Ramadan would come in their gear and just shut it the down. I was always like, so jealous. They had that. That like not. Not the breakfast place, but they had Ramadan.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It's always like Dude, I want that. I want like somebody to be taking me aside.

[Chris]

Isn't no water though too, during the day?

[Matt]

I don't know. There's no way. Dude. In Muslim countries they do no water.

[Chris]

I swear.

[Matt]

That's cat. That's turban.

[Chris]

I think you're not allowed to eat or drink while the sun's up.

[Matt]

Really? I know they wake up early in the morning.

[Chris]

They wake up before the sun comes up.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And then you eat a big breakfast.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

But then. Yeah, you're not allowed to drink.

[Matt]

I didn't know that.

[Chris]

No water. I mean, unless you're sick or traveling. Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, I know that.

[Chris]

Yeah. So the no water would really suck ass.

[Matt]

Yeah. It's also you can do like a no water fast too. Like dry fasting that you up. I've done 24 hours, no water whatsoever. And it's like, it's. It's kind of. I don't really recommend.

[Chris]

Yeah, why'd you do that? I don't see what happens.

[Matt]

It's like a similar thing. It's like good for you just to dry out for a second. You do get kind of like cut too do. If you go no water for 24 hours, you're. This is ripped as you can possibly get. Yeah, yeah. In that time frame. But dude, I did 60 hours of fasting. I had a good like three days or so in autophagy. So I'm like feeling pretty good. Your mind, you get like, you do get like mental benefits.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like, you're just calm. You are like, you're a little tense from not eating. Like, because it makes your body produce cortisol. But like, dude, if say like, just say you're like in the kitchen with your wife first thing in the morning. You don't really love her attitude or whatever. Yeah. She won't start and like, you're just like, you're. It's like irritating you.

[Chris]

She's talking to you and you're going autophagies in complete control. Normally the cells that would make me yell right now have been consumed by autophagy.

[Matt]

But there's something, it does something to your mind and you're. You're kind of able to like just.

[Chris]

Kind of bigger fish to fry. Do you're hungry?

[Matt]

As hungry as.

[Chris]

It's true. It's true.

[Matt]

And you're like, how could you possibly be making me think about this? Like, I haven't eaten in two days.

[Sean]

Starving.

[Matt]

I supported you doing your juice fast.

[Chris]

Can you imagine if a woman did this?

[Matt]

I was trying to. I was Trying to talk to her about. They can't do it.

[Chris]

They will kill you.

[Matt]

They would. For real.

[Chris]

How? Or two. That's.

[Matt]

I know. I've been trying to have anything to.

[Chris]

Eat in the house cuz of you. You.

[Matt]

Oh, that I bought. Yeah, you're right. My bad for eating that. All that you were going to leave my stuff.

[Chris]

I mean, my thing that I. Is mine.

[Matt]

That meal you would have left in the fridge for seven days and throwing it out. Yeah, I'm sorry I ate that, man. My bad. Good.

[Chris]

On day five, I. And it sounds like you didn't waver. I would have wavered. I would have wavered pretty quick.

[Matt]

Dude, I was making breakfast for the family in the morning, so I was like two days in 48 hours in just fry.

[Chris]

When you were making breakfast, you kind of like, God damn, I'm in complete control.

[Matt]

Yes. Yeah, I. I've. I've. I didn't. I made pancakes one time and that like, really me up.

[Chris]

You just want a bite.

[Matt]

Dude, I gotta test them to see if my recipe's still hitting it.

[Sean]

A little bit of the batter.

[Chris]

Dude, that doesn't count. Doesn't count.

[Matt]

You won't be an autophagy, but you.

[Chris]

Could have a full. You can have seven pancakes. It doesn't count.

[Matt]

18 pancakes autophagy, keto. And then, you know, you get back down to it. But dude, I. It was sick, man. I'm gonna try to. Did I jack off?

[Chris]

Yeah, during the fast, I got caught jacking off. Did this lead to the hunger strike?

[Matt]

No, no, no, no. I got caught like eight hours into the fast jacking off in the shower.

[Chris]

You can't be. You can't be hungry.

[Matt]

I spun it though.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I don't want to bother you. I spun it into some azz. Spun.

[Chris]

Oh, nice wizardry.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sean]

Just trying to be polite. Didn't want to bother you.

[Chris]

Not allowed to eat the. Didn't. You're fast again.

[Matt]

You know I'm a Muslim brother.

[Chris]

No.

[Matt]

Nash. Yeah, it was. It was. We were getting around that time. And you know that my Muslim brothers back in the day would have put her in her separate quarters too.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So she was. She was nearing that crucial time. It's crazy. Women spent half of their life pre menopause or their period. Half their life. They're rocked from a period.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Two weeks out of the month, bro. It's crazy. What are we doing with science, dude?

[Sean]

I don't know. I think they have figured out a.

[Matt]

Way to birth control, but that makes them weirder in Another way.

[Sean]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

Makes them pick your poison.

[Sean]

Dude.

[Matt]

They're kind of. Dude.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like, I'm. That book I'm reading about the girls disappearing and the men disappearing from the girls. It makes you like it. It is a thing. Like, dude, it would be so sad if all the girls disappeared. That's the whole point. It's like. It'd be so sad. Even though, like, they're on some a lot of the time.

[Chris]

Think about, like, year, year two.

[Matt]

They do come out with the sex robots in the book. It's really funny.

[Chris]

You too? Come on, man.

[Matt]

Yeah, the sex robots came out pretty quickly. You can. Paul, you can plug. This is written like. Yeah, that would plug them into the wall, keep them hot.

[Sean]

Disappeared. There would be. Yeah, that Kennedy speech. Well, I choose to go to the moon. I choose this as I'll go. It would be. Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Sean]

The speed at which sex robots would be, oh, yeah, up to speed is unbelievable.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Matt]

We'd be like, elon, stop with all the spaceships, and you need to stop anyway, dude. True.

[Chris]

I'm fed up, dude.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I'm sick of it.

[Matt]

King nerd, King autist. Although Kanye's claiming autism, too, now. It's kind of the power move. You're a billionaire. Be like, oh, by the way, I'm autistic. So if I do.

[Chris]

Like, Kanye claimed autism when he first got in trouble.

[Matt]

Did he.

[Chris]

The. He was a Jewish doctor. There was a clip during that time. He's wearing, like, a ski mask and a bubble vest. Just like. Like, I don't know. I might be autistic. Yeah, bro. Or you got dinged up in that car accident. His head.

[Matt]

Yeah, true.

[Chris]

I think it's his head from the car accident.

[Matt]

That's fair. It's a good point.

[Chris]

See, kind of got a little rowdy ever since then.

[Matt]

That makes sense.

[Chris]

That was right when he got famous, too. So.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's hard to say, but it.

[Chris]

Is a nice name in a. In a wild traumatic brain injury that'll lead you to Hitler.

[Matt]

True.

[Chris]

Eventually you go, hitler's cool.

[Matt]

Truly the forbidden Bryce.

[Chris]

Mitchell. Yeah. Bryce, Mitchell.

[Matt]

Bryce came out. Yeah. It's so funny.

[Chris]

It's embarrassing how. Yeah, yeah. That was an embarrassing.

[Matt]

It's so funny for Dana White having to, like, corral a bunch of UFC fighters, press, like, releases. It's so funny. Like, Dan, what do you think about the guy who thinks Hitler's cool? He's got to be like, which one are you talking about?

[Chris]

I have. Yeah, Yeah.

[Matt]

I have 10 of those guys fighting each other. Yeah.

[Chris]

There's a lot of them. Yeah, I saw. It was great. He was like, he's the dumbest guy I've ever talked to.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I was like, it's actually a nice. That's a good thing to have your boss go out and be like, look, he's a. I'm not gonna fire him. He's a dumbass.

[Matt]

Yeah, he did. I mean, it's a classic. He's a classic victim to a YouTube documentary. Watched it and was like, oh, my God, I'm the carrier of the truth. I must.

[Chris]

Yeah. I mean, that clip started with these, like. Because I've done my own research. Not what the government indoctrinated me with.

[Matt]

It just happened in Dan Bilzer, didn't. It didn't.

[Chris]

Bulgarian's been on it.

[Matt]

He's been on that.

[Chris]

He's. Israel, Palestine kicked it off and he's been real. Israel, Palestine took a nasty little turn for me last night.

[Matt]

What happened?

[Chris]

I was watching the. Alive. I watched the Netanyahu Trump press conference live. Yeah, you better get your boy in check, dude.

[Matt]

What happened?

[Chris]

Who's.

[Matt]

Well, first of all, who's my boy? You say Netanyahu, I'm gonna flip the table.

[Chris]

No, no, no.

[Sean]

Starting to fast on Sundays.

[Chris]

We're talking about your homeland. We're talking about your homeland.

[Matt]

Fair. That's fair. That's fair. That is my leader, Netanyahu, like it or not, you know.

[Chris]

No. Your boy Donnie T got a little. He said, we're going to just take over Gaza.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

He was like, america is just going to take over Gaza and we're going to make it really nice. We're going to make it the Riviera of the Mediterranean.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, I saw something.

[Chris]

I guess the Riviera is on the military.

[Matt]

I saw the X. I know what you mean, though. I saw the X. About that. About.

[Chris]

No, I watched him say it.

[Matt]

Really?

[Chris]

Yeah. He was like, we're just going to take over Gaza and it's going to be nice. And they're like, what about all the people there? He's like, they're not going to be there. We're going to make them go to Jordan and Egypt and then they can come back. It'll be nice. It's like, hold up.

[Matt]

What if it does kind of rule when they come back? Like you come back just a Gravitron on the beach.

[Chris]

Yeah, it is better.

[Sean]

A couple slingshots standing there doing some soul searching.

[Matt]

Maybe it was this and mini golf.

[Chris]

I agree. But no, that's pretty damn with their socks. Yeah. What the Is he talking about? No water socks. No. This is American territory now.

[Matt]

Damn. Also too. It's Ramadan. You're on the water slide. You got to keep your lips.

[Chris]

I think they swim in full white pajamas.

[Matt]

I think so.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I think so, though.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Matt]

That's pretty. That's pretty wicked.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It was crazy to kick them off. And then, you know, because then it's like you get down to like, well, who's. Like, he started it. It's like, well, you know, let's just assume you guys both committed sins. Being like, yo, we're gonna make. It's funny to be like, we're gonna, you know, essentially genocide and war and then be like. But it's gonna be so sick when we're done. It's gonna be so cool.

[Chris]

It's like he was. He did. He just has the most basic ideas that technically he's like, we can't go back to what we're doing because it's not going to work. If we just go with the two state solution right now, it's going to be a war again.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And then, I mean, I don't know one.

[Matt]

Cool.

[Chris]

But it was. It was bad. Yeah. I wish he didn't say that. Yep.

[Matt]

He's always been down. Trump's been down with Israel since day one. There's no yeah. So full.

[Chris]

And if you do, I don't think there's a politician in America that's not.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Other than. Yeah.

[Matt]

Bernie. It's Bernie. No, Bernie's obviously swag. Yeah.

[Chris]

Bernie's obviously.

[Sean]

He's conflicted.

[Matt]

Whatever the lady's name is.

[Chris]

Yeah. She's the squad's anti.

[Matt]

Yeah. Kazio. But my. Yeah. I don't know, man. I mean, here's the thing. They have been fighting each other forever. It is none of my business.

[Chris]

That is my opinion.

[Matt]

Stay out of this sound of my business. I'll never go there to either place. So, you know, you don't know that yet.

[Chris]

I know. If Trump turns that thing around.

[Sean]

Yeah, true.

[Matt]

Oh, like a Dubai, like, cruise. You can go to Dubai and then there.

[Chris]

Damn.

[Matt]

I can get my Instagram, like, turban, like, chic shot.

[Chris]

It is now.

[Matt]

Now this is all making.

[Chris]

This is a really small area and it could get it done.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

But you know, it would.

[Matt]

Where are they gonna go, though?

[Chris]

You have to displace 2 million people.

[Matt]

Where are they going? Didn't they already, like, bomb that whole area, though?

[Chris]

They killed a lot. Yeah. The whole thing's.

[Sean]

It would be nuts if all the tunnels Turned into, like, cool Donkey Kong roller coasters.

[Chris]

Minecart roller coasters. Yeah.

[Matt]

Subterranean. Subterranean log flume. This year, like, you see, like, a light, like.

[Chris]

Help. You might hit some Jewish tunnels as well.

[Matt]

True. What if they ever bump into each other?

[Chris]

Underground, probably.

[Matt]

These are our tunnels.

[Sean]

Baking soda down there.

[Matt]

Oh, my God. Chris.

[Chris]

Yo, Chris.

[Matt]

I knew you were right wing when you grew that goatee, dude. I knew you were right weight.

[Sean]

I'm sorry.

[Chris]

I knew you were right wings.

[Sean]

I didn't.

[Chris]

Yeah, you did.

[Matt]

They can fart. I don't know. Wasn't. Jews.

[Chris]

Jews can fart. Jews can hit you with.

[Matt]

I will say it's not a good. It's not a good. If you're, like, part of a group that, like, has to travel secretly underground, it's not a good. Look.

[Chris]

Look, it is.

[Matt]

No matter how you slice it. The cartels, super Jews and Muslims, sometimes there's cool ones.

[Chris]

You're like French Resistance.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Chris]

Occupied Germany.

[Matt]

No. Yeah, you're right. But it's.

[Chris]

You know, I mean, but for the most part. Yeah.

[Matt]

It just. All I'm saying is it means you got a lot of drama going on.

[Chris]

There's a lot of drama on the surface. If your drama is so intense that you can't be on the surface of the Earth, you're. You're in trouble. Yeah. The surface is too hot. We're gonna have to go on the ground for a few.

[Matt]

There's truly that much smoke.

[Chris]

The ops are everywhere.

[Matt]

Yeah, true. Did Trump talk about how opy it was over there?

[Chris]

He said. He said it's been real happy outside. He said he checked the weather. It's getting real opy outside. In Gaza.

[Matt]

Yeah. I mean, dude, my thing is, like, I get it. It's not right. They went through and, like. Like, like, you know, they got attacked. That sucks. I'd be pissed. If I was in Israel, I'd be you. They attacked me. If someone tried to do, like, the. Take away the terrorist hunting permits after 911, you'd be like, get the get, dude.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So I get that. But it's like. Yeah. Once you run up the score so hard, it's like. I mean, we kind of did it. We did this.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Saying I don't know if it was as concentrated. I don't know. Wasn't there, but.

[Chris]

Yeah. I don't think we were bombing civilians at such a high rate.

[Matt]

Yeah, true. Well, I mean, hopefully we're at least trying not to do that, but. Yeah. Dude, I just hope they stop it, dude. I hope the. You know, Resort. That's crazy. To come out with it and be like, the resort's gonna be so sick.

[Chris]

I know. He was like, I mean, I don't want to be. I don't want to say the wrong thing, but it's gonna be so nice.

[Matt]

Did he. Of course.

[Chris]

The people, but also, it's gonna be so nice. Dude. I watched the whole thing. He's nuts. I mean, it's fun to watch. If he's not talking about, you know, kind of a genocide.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

If he's not talking about ethnic cleansing, it's really fun.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I mean, he might just be the ultimate optimist.

[Chris]

He's being really optimistic about those really rose tinted glasses.

[Matt]

Look, guys, I know this is sad. You know, you've seen the footage. But.

[Sean]

Yeah. What was the plan for getting him out by boat?

[Chris]

He wouldn't really answer. Yeah, he's. Because Jordan and Egypt both said they wouldn't take Palestinian. And he was like, I bet they will. So that was his answer for that.

[Matt]

I mean, he's. That's a fair point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, dude, they're gonna attack the park.

[Chris]

They're gonna attack the park. If you.

[Matt]

If you build a sick park, they're.

[Chris]

Gonna attack the cool part.

[Matt]

Yeah, attacks. Getting the park's getting up. I would not.

[Chris]

I'm not going to the Six Flags in Gaza.

[Matt]

No.

[Chris]

Getting attacked while you're on a roller coaster. Not for me.

[Matt]

Dude, you're just cooling in a lazy river. Peeing in a lazy river.

[Chris]

Dude, drunk peeing in a lazy river.

[Matt]

Yeah. No, not. Not happening. We'll see. Maybe in 50. Maybe they're thinking about, like in 50 years or so. But.

[Chris]

Yeah, it would take at least. Yeah, it would take forever.

[Matt]

Yeah. But I will say occupying a six flag with your boys would be sick. Taking it over.

[Chris]

Yeah. There's footage of that like. Of like when the Taliban came back. They got a hold of some. Remember that? They're riding, like, duck boats and ponds and they're DANC.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

AK47s in duck boats. They're having a good time.

[Matt]

We've left an amusement vacuum in the Middle East.

[Chris]

Somebody awful is going to get on this ride.

[Matt]

The games are frankly impossible, and I think they're rigged.

[Chris]

Yeah, but he was talking about sending our. Our boys over there.

[Matt]

Ah, no.

[Chris]

Can't do it.

[Matt]

No.

[Chris]

What are we talking about? That's why he. The whole point of electing him was to not send our guys overseas.

[Matt]

I know.

[Chris]

That'd be some day 20.

[Matt]

He's supposed to be peacemaker.

[Chris]

Dude.

[Matt]

I know, I know. Mexico now sending people to the border to like.

[Chris]

Yeah, secure it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Sean]

I mean, he's a peacemaker, but his heart. He's a real estate developer. You know, you gotta.

[Matt]

That was the take.

[Sean]

I heard you see a good piece of property.

[Matt]

That was a take.

[Chris]

I heard it's for real what he's talking about. He's like, it's the best piece of property. Property in the world.

[Sean]

All the mistakes he made in Atlantic City will be undone in the causes trip.

[Chris]

I mean, he could. For real. There is. That's the other part. Like, I was like. I was watching it and I was like, no, yeah. Don't say that, you idiot. And then I went and floated in my pool. I was like, damn, if he gets peace in the Middle east and a sick ass like a sandal just. And a thing that America owned. Like, he was like, we're not going to give it up with something. We can. It's. It would just be a territory or something.

[Matt]

Hear me out. Hold on now. If America steps in and goes, it's neither viewers. All right.

[Chris]

Well, no, that was for real what the plan is.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Chris]

But seeing that right next to him, like.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's a bad sign.

[Chris]

It's definitely yours.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

It's definitely not just holding like a.

[Matt]

Sex tape behind his back.

[Chris]

Yeah, it's yours. Here's a video of you and a child we got at Episode House. Are you sure that's yours?

[Matt]

And we're going to lease that off to you for a very reasonable rate. Yeah, dude. Dude, I.

[Chris]

Give me the Panama Canal, though. Give it back.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's ours. Gibbs, did you ever get into. I could be wrong about this, but did you know, like the Panama Canal, like, apparently there was like, people were just like machine gunned off of that land before that became a thing.

[Chris]

That makes sense.

[Matt]

I've heard it. That was like a ruthless one.

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sean]

Before we built it.

[Matt]

Yeah. I think.

[Chris]

I think the Panamanians went in there and got a little rowdy on them.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I think we were like, thanks, fellas.

[Matt]

Thanks, guys. Now our ships can go this way.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Pretty ruthless.

[Sean]

Yeah. You get 1% of every ship that.

[Matt]

Thanks for committing an atrocity on our behalf.

[Sean]

Needed to be done though.

[Matt]

Could be wrong about that. But I've heard. I think Spud told me Spud was like, the Panama Canal was bloody.

[Chris]

Yeah. And how many people died making it? Wasn't. Didn't. Like everyone died.

[Sean]

Yeah, they. They were all getting sick. They. I think there was like a lot of mal Kind of stuff going on. I know they had to send a guy down to be like, all right, we're not doing anything until we get some tents with mosquito nets going.

[Matt]

How many died making the canal?

[Chris]

Yeah, most. Were they mostly Panamanian? Were they Panamaniacs?

[Matt]

But what was the average.

[Sean]

What was the average savings on transporting goods?

[Chris]

Oh, yeah, Chris. Now we're talking money over human life.

[Sean]

And I love it.

[Matt]

You know, fair point.

[Chris]

It's the nice idea to be like, oh, we should give it to Panama. It's in their land, or whatever. China just immediately took it over as soon as we were like, panama, you can have it. Contracts straight to China.

[Matt]

What?

[Chris]

Yeah, bro.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's some.

[Chris]

Yeah. We go, give it back. We built it.

[Matt]

Yeah. Gulf of America and the American Canal.

[Chris]

Gulf of America. Which didn't sound as embarrassing until he was like, gaza's ours too. You. God damn it, dude. I thought you were just being. Being funny.

[Matt]

Apparently they really changed it. It is the Gulf of America. Yeah, I mean, I guess that's just on our maps.

[Chris]

Google Maps has to do it.

[Matt]

Google.

[Chris]

Google's gonna do it.

[Matt]

Yeah, true.

[Chris]

It makes literally no difference at all.

[Sean]

Yeah, that's right.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Sean]

Do you have to file like a formal. Is there like a document I think.

[Chris]

He just signed to probably on the desk where he. Yeah, that's America. Next.

[Matt]

Didn't he sign like, bills in an arena? I heard he did a thing in an arena where he signed bills in an arena, which is so funny.

[Sean]

Dude, the marker comes down from the ceiling.

[Chris]

Boxing announcer.

[Matt]

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[Matt]

Wow. Great. Daniel Beach, Florida Please come. It'll be too late by the time you see this, but you better get the out of there.

[Chris]

You get there and go to Matt.

[Matt]

McCuster.com for tickets for all the other places. Thank you.

[Chris]

Manchester, England.

[Matt]

St Pete, Las.

[Chris]

Vegas, shangardini.com thank you. God bless you. That was unfortunate timing for the anti DEI people. Oh yeah, helicopter pilot.

[Matt]

Yeah, dude, that was pretty. Well, dude, I was like talking about this yesterday. So there was like Trump side was like, well, you guys did all this dei, that's why we have a helicopter crash into the plane. And they were like, well, Trump allegedly, they're saying he discovered disbanded the head of the FAA and then like that's why things are crashing. But I'm like, bro, you're telling me the guy. There's a multi thousand person organization that if you remove the president, planes start crashing. Like how the does that work?

[Chris]

Yeah, that's not.

[Matt]

It makes no sense.

[Chris]

No, it definitely doesn't make sense.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's like they're like, well, he. He did that and it. Everything up. It's like, bro, please.

[Sean]

That footage is weird too, bro.

[Matt]

It's weird footage and that.

[Sean]

And they, they were talking to him, right?

[Chris]

Quiet for a while. Yeah, yeah, the helicopter was quiet.

[Matt]

I heard. I don't know if this is true. Someone told me the helicopter was black ops, like not like trying to hit the plane. That's what they're saying. That was like part of a black op operation.

[Sean]

You gotta land the Blackhawk and restart.

[Matt]

Your headcopter Checks out.

[Chris]

So I don't know. Why would it be black ops? I don't know.

[Matt]

There was like running a drill of like how like transport.

[Chris]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

Like it was part of like a thing that wasn't like tapped in with the faa.

[Chris]

Yeah, that makes sense. Fans. They were talking to him though. I. Yeah, listen to the audio on Jones and what was he.

[Matt]

They're like, yo, what are you doing?

[Chris]

They're just kind of like, hey, yeah, what are you doing?

[Sean]

Like four minutes before they hit, they.

[Matt]

Were like, hey, you doing?

[Sean]

What are you doing?

[Chris]

Yeah, they're like, the plane has the. Right away. You gotta chill.

[Matt]

Yeah. How did the did that happen? And then the plane crashed in Philly. That was crazy, dude. I had to fly that weekend. I was. Yeah.

[Chris]

The next day. The next day, we were all playing, just going. If it goes down like that, though, those people didn't feel a thing. That was a missile. They passed out in the sky for sure. That thing was going 9 million miles an hour. I actually saw a video, one of the guys, like, walking out on fire.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, I saw that.

[Chris]

Who?

[Matt]

Philly just got.

[Chris]

No, he didn't survive the crowd. That was.

[Matt]

Somebody crashed on. Yeah, he got hit with the debris.

[Chris]

Yeah. If that guy survived that plane crash and walked out, that's. That's a superhero, dude. You saw a superhero because you got. Did you see how fast that thing went?

[Matt]

Yeah, that was a bomb blew up in the air.

[Chris]

It was going too fast.

[Matt]

We finally found Unbreakable. I mean, no. That. Everyone was way dead on that plane. The explosion was crazy. Yeah. All that in one week was like, what the.

[Chris]

Yeah, it was scary getting on a plane. Plane.

[Matt]

And it was. It's crazy to be.

[Chris]

That's when I took to the bottle on the flight back.

[Matt]

I bet.

[Chris]

And it was a bad, bad Monday, really great Sunday. On the flight back.

[Matt]

At least you didn't crash.

[Chris]

True. You get enough vodka up there? You go. Yeah.

[Matt]

He just manifested a safe landing. Yeah, I would. I was scared. I. I had to fly and do, like, connections, and it was just like, four flights total in a weekend. I was just like, bro, please. Would love a guy. God.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Feel a little turbulence.

[Chris]

You go.

[Matt]

Yep, here it is. They got me.

[Chris]

We saw some eagles. That was nice. We took a bus from Seattle to Vancouver. We drove there, or Vancouver to seattle. Saw like, 10. 10 bald eagles. Like, an actual flock of bald eagles. Yeah, it was awesome. It's pretty nice.

[Matt]

Sick.

[Chris]

I told my lady about it, and she was like, oh, is this, like, when you saw the drone? I was like, oh, yeah, you saw the drone with me. Are you telling me you were lying?

[Matt]

Whoa. That's crazy.

[Chris]

Yeah. You saw the drone.

[Sean]

I saw the drone. The drone was there.

[Chris]

It was a real drone.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I even called Chris a week later to go, did you actually think it was a drone, or were you just being nice to me when I said it was a drone? He was like, what the are you talking about? I was like, all right. Just making sure you weren't just being nice because I've been running my mouth about this drone. I've been sitting out in that pool every night.

[Sean]

Oh, dude, it was not that far if it was a jet, it would be like.

[Chris]

It was.

[Sean]

The water would be moving.

[Chris]

Yeah, it was low.

[Matt]

That is my. That is my dad's main affliction though, is like, think he's seeing birds of prey. I mean like, that's a hawk right up there. It's just a like transmitter on a.

[Chris]

These were very clearly bald eagles and thank God, tons of witnesses.

[Matt]

But you watch as an old white guy, you'll start hallucinating birds. It happens to my dad all the time. It's so funny. That's a. That's a Cooper tail hawk right there. That's. It's a piece of metal on top of power line, dude.

[Chris]

It's a crow. Crow. It's black.

[Matt]

I will say turkey buzzards will get you, but yeah, some hawks. Turkey buzzards.

[Chris]

I can spot a turkey buzzing. Yeah, those guys.

[Matt]

I'd like to think I get tricked.

[Sean]

By the turkey buzzers all the time.

[Chris]

Turkey vultures have those little tiny heads. It's pretty easy.

[Matt]

Big as hell, though.

[Chris]

When they land, they're bigger than hawks. They're too big.

[Matt]

Way bigger.

[Chris]

I'm good with hawks. I'm.

[Matt]

How exciting is it though, when you really see one?

[Chris]

And then they're in my backyard every day in Westchester. So there's like four of them that were in these trees right behind me. There was a big ass owl.

[Matt]

What?

[Chris]

That would hoot at night.

[Matt]

Did you get full shot of the wingspan?

[Chris]

No. It's kind of unnerving, dude.

[Matt]

I. When I first moved here in Austin, I weirdly like my second week, I was just taking a walk at night time and I saw this giant bird on this little fence and I'm like, what the is that, dude? It was an owl. Spread its wings. It was like four feet from me. I watched the full wingspan. It flew away. And I was like, I haven't seen it since.

[Chris]

That's awesome.

[Matt]

It was so.

[Chris]

It's good luck.

[Matt]

It was.

[Sean]

Do you ever see that. That thing where they like, they have. They record the audio of birds flying? No, just like across the room and they're like that. You can hear them all. And then the owl flies and it's just, well, whisper.

[Chris]

Yeah. You can't hear his wings.

[Matt]

Really?

[Chris]

Yeah, it's pretty sick. There's an animal that lives on this roof that. That occasionally just sprint. Sounds like it has two legs. It sounds like a guy sprints across the raccoon probably. It is huge, dude.

[Matt]

I had a raccoon. It sounds like a person on your roof, dude.

[Chris]

And then it'll just Stand still for three days. And then three days. You've heard this thing just sprints across.

[Matt]

The roof at night time or during the daytime or night time.

[Chris]

All time. Anytime, bro.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Chris]

He's got no. He's got no. Cool.

[Matt]

Because I had a raccoon on my roof, and that thing is just be at night time. You get active at night time and it's like it sounds. I genuinely thought there was a human being on my roof. And I like put my head out.

[Chris]

I know I'd like to be able to see up there. I want to see that guy. I'm gonna need to get a drone.

[Matt]

His days are numbered. There's no way he can do this. Summer on the roof.

[Chris]

He's sprinting up there. I think he just goes in that tree. It kind of touches the roof.

[Matt]

True. Just kind of.

[Chris]

He comes up here, pulls out up there. Yeah. Yeah.

[Matt]

Damn.

[Chris]

You've heard them sprint. Big boy. He's huge. He's going to. Legs going to come through the ceiling. One of these days, he's going to be wearing shoes.

[Matt]

Start giving them food and stuff.

[Chris]

Toss some dogs up there. Toss some hot dogs.

[Matt]

Toss some dogs, dude.

[Chris]

Yeah. See how many animals I can get living up there. Just keep throwing food up there.

[Matt]

I told you. I put. I put that compost out too early without breaking it down enough. And I literally brought a world of rats and then stray cats into my garden. It was kind of sick.

[Chris]

True. You got to get a cat.

[Matt]

I. Dude, I have a. I have a. One that just walks around. I have a black cat. And it comes that they can't cat. My dogs can't catch it.

[Chris]

Totally.

[Matt]

No, she cannot catch that cat. Can jump on onto the top of the fence. It's like not even close. But yeah, I have. That cat haunts the mice and my.

[Chris]

Dude, we had something that was killing animals around this house. We would hear it all the time. You remember like in the middle of the night, you just like, that's raccoons.

[Sean]

That's definitely raccoons.

[Chris]

I thought it was possible.

[Sean]

Raccoons have screaming matches at night.

[Matt]

Do they really?

[Sean]

Yeah. I remember in Philly, when I was living in West Philly, they would scream at each other on. On rooftops. Brawl.

[Matt]

Scream. What? They're hooting. Hollering. Yeah.

[Sean]

We identified.

[Matt]

Coons.

[Chris]

I'll just brushes them off porch with a broom. Him. It's just Forrest Gump.

[Matt]

I know.

[Chris]

That's not me. That's Dom Ax.

[Matt]

That's not me.

[Chris]

He's doing good.

[Sean]

Good sick.

[Matt]

He's. He's been cleared of being a pedophile. People are calling him a pedophile for all. He's not. He's not. Did I get caught off in the craze, Perhaps just like McCarthyism, I might.

[Chris]

Have got caught in that craze.

[Matt]

Maybe Oprah's not someone in the replay.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Turns out Tom Hanks not a pedophile.

[Chris]

We're going not a pedophile.

[Matt]

Turns out Oprah perhaps not a pedophile either.

[Chris]

We'll see.

[Matt]

Yeah, true. Yeah, find out.

[Chris]

They're still in the film room on Big Mike right now. They're still. They're still analyzing. Going to New York. They're going to the headquarters.

[Matt]

Call up Owens. Just put out, like, a for real documentary or maybe produce it. I don't know. I. I just saw something with. She was attached to that of Macron's wife being like, this is a dude. Like, we're. I know we all like that one.

[Chris]

Actually. Could be.

[Matt]

Yeah, I know.

[Chris]

But it's either way. How much older wasn't it? Like, his teacher?

[Matt]

Yeah, she had time.

[Chris]

She had a lot of time.

[Matt]

She had time to do what she needed to do.

[Chris]

You ever take a look at McCrone's wife?

[Matt]

Not a good one. I. When I learned she was older, I kind of, like, researched her briefly, but then I. A guy fell into one of Candace Owens videos.

[Chris]

They hooked her up.

[Matt]

Like, Candace Owens is pushing hard. That McCrone's wife is indeed a guy. And it's not like we all have fun with Big Mike, obviously.

[Sean]

I could see Candace. I could see Candace also being.

[Matt]

She's. She's going down a couple rabbit holes pretty hard.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Never mind. MC's wife.

[Matt]

What you think? Careful. Time will tell.

[Chris]

Well, we'll see. If I got tricked here. It could happen to anybody.

[Matt]

I mean, if the president of France.

[Chris]

Got tricked for geese.

[Matt]

Let me see if the president of France. Actually, I have my phone right here. Huh? What the you trying to say?

[Sean]

I. I'm with gardini.

[Matt]

I think McCrone's wife looks like Candace Owens. Let me see this, bro. Yo, what if McCrone's wife was.

[Chris]

Candace Crone's wife is 71. Whoa.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Wait, how old's he?

[Matt]

50.

[Chris]

Oh, 47. Yeah, his, like, teacher when he was real young. Like, he was, like, 12.

[Matt]

Very French, very teach.

[Chris]

She was 39. He was 15.

[Matt]

I mean.

[Chris]

Yeah, true.

[Matt]

Kind of sick. I mean, to keep the thing going kind of weird in school. Sick. Although if you're tapping into that, like, magical moment. Yeah, man. I mean, dude, look at look, look again, this is not my business either. If the guy's wife is a dude, that's their business. And if not, that's a vicious rumor that needs to be stopped. What if. What if she's a dude, but he just doesn't know?

[Sean]

Yeah, just 40 years of I don't feel like it tonight.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah, what the hell?

[Sean]

Also very frank.

[Matt]

Although the fact that the teacher, you know, was romantic towards him, wouldn't it like, doesn't that kind of throw a monkey wrench into the story? You know what I mean? Like in the 70s, you're telling me in the 70s or whenever that was, there was a trans teacher in France that was like huffing the kids birds. And nobody, nobody knew about that.

[Sean]

That's what the movie 400 Blows is about.

[Matt]

I know France is like a very romantic place, but it's like you think, man, hopping on boots, she just hits you with one of those French accordions. You're like, what the happening?

[Chris]

He's so French. He was, he was a minor. McCrone has described it as a love often clandestine, often hidden, misunderstood by many before imposing itself.

[Sean]

That's so. What a sexy thing.

[Chris]

It's not sexy. I hate dudes being sexy. Pisses me off everything dude.

[Matt]

Imagine he got molested by a Destin 40 year old lady when he was 12.

[Chris]

He did get molested when he.

[Matt]

That would turn you into a hopeless romantic.

[Chris]

I've seen it go the other way, but yes, I've seen it go the other way a lot of times.

[Matt]

Just the, just the women to male student. Obviously the other one would be truly a tragedy. That's not cool at all.

[Sean]

It's more clandestine.

[Matt]

Not romantic.

[Chris]

Not romantic.

[Matt]

Those dudes are not that clandestine, man. They're just firing off. So yeah, crazy.

[Sean]

Which we were watching.

[Chris]

We were watching some Catch a Predator throwback actions.

[Matt]

You see the clip I sent you where the guy was like BB cream pie. It's like, bro, I think that is just like the absolute seventh level of hell at the bottom of a pornhole. It's just, you're just talking to Chris Hansen, like how the did I get here?

[Sean]

Yeah, you just go deep.

[Matt]

You may ask yourself, huh?

[Chris]

How did I get here? That is not text message. It's not my beautiful text. I just remember one guy being crazy for the Nats. He was a Nationals baseball fan. His username was Crazy for the Nats. And he's on there like, yeah, I'll do you shave your.

[Matt]

Crazy on the.

[Sean]

Way to the net.

[Chris]

It's almost more embarrassing than the text.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Crazy for the. Your screen name. Crazy for the Nationals. No. Did you text this kid? Kid?

[Matt]

Yeah, I did.

[Chris]

That is not my screen name.

[Matt]

That's my brother's screen name.

[Chris]

Actually, my brother's name.

[Matt]

It was me trying to have sex with a kid. But that's my brother screen. I try to clear the record.

[Sean]

I wonder if the Nats have banned him from the stadium.

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Chris]

They let Obama in and he sucked. He seemed to have kept it of age.

[Matt]

I think so.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Gary.

[Matt]

Yeah. As long. Yeah. I mean, for sure. The emails about hot dogs are weird but true.

[Chris]

I forgot about the hot dog emails. That was nuts. Dude. What's going on with the hot dogs, bro?

[Matt]

There was hot dogs, walnuts. That was like. That was like prime pizza gate stuff. Yeah, I remember, like, just really. I had Q drops on my phone. I'd be like, oh, it'd be like a picture of like a plain bathroom. I'd be like, what is going to.

[Chris]

What could. What could this be?

[Matt]

They had me on the line for a little bit and I was just like, I can't. This stuff's too hard to follow. I don't know any senator's name names. Yeah, I didn't know any.

[Chris]

People are talking about John Podesta is going down today. Yeah.

[Matt]

His aid.

[Chris]

Good. Get him.

[Matt]

I was just. I For real, for a minute, I truly did think that Hillary Clinton.

[Chris]

I think that was a real one.

[Matt]

Yeah. He's got. Apparently allegedly. He's got some weird artwork, but you never know. You know, you don't know.

[Sean]

What's the pizza gate thing was hot dog orders right at.

[Matt]

Well, there was the pizza place itself, which was like tied to something.

[Chris]

I was listening to warm up today. But about it. The way they were fired off about.

[Matt]

They fired off about the pizza.

[Chris]

Yeah. They maintained. Pizza gate's never been debunked.

[Matt]

Well, the guy went in there with a gun, right?

[Chris]

Yeah. And apparently he shot. I don't know. I don't know. I'm getting it from war mode. True shot like the. His one shot went into the hard drive of the. I don't really, but I think that guy just got killed.

[Matt]

Did he really?

[Chris]

I think, yeah. Some cops rolled up on him and they're like, oh, he's got a gun and executed him.

[Sean]

What? What, just a pile of hot dogs around them?

[Matt]

Well, no, the. The email that supposedly got leaked was like, we're gonna need. It was like walnuts were apparently little black boys. Hot dogs were like white kids. And there's like, term for, like, girls. And there was this weird email that was sent, allegedly. It could. Again, it could be fake, but it's like, we need 60 walnuts and, like, 40 hot dogs. And then you tie into, like, the.

[Chris]

Hades and people like, oh, we love this. The hot dogs you guys have.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Like, it'd be like Ellen talking to, like, Diddy. Like, oh, when are we gonna have another pizza party?

[Matt]

Yeah, it's called a wild. It's called a wild King night.

[Chris]

By the way, although Sandler was on one of those clips I saw saying they have the best pizza parties. And it's like, bro, I know the Sandman's not involved, so they're just legit talking pizza parties.

[Matt]

Could be them getting down.

[Chris]

Can't be the Sandman.

[Matt]

Z's different.

[Chris]

They could trick cool guys. They could bring the Sandman in and go, we actually are having pizza parties. Talk about the pizza party.

[Matt]

True.

[Sean]

Is there any footage of them actually having pizza parties at this pizza place place? And are they the best pizza parties?

[Matt]

Oh, no.

[Chris]

I don't know. I feel like you kind of had, like, a real good pizza. If there's a pizza party, I'm leaving there. Just.

[Sean]

That's a good pizza.

[Chris]

That's a terrible pizza party.

[Matt]

Wait, so Sandman was at presidential pizza parties?

[Chris]

Sandman, I think saw. I saw a clip of the same man. I think he was on Ellen talking about how good the pizza parties were.

[Sean]

Crazy.

[Matt]

Crazy. Yeah.

[Chris]

I don't know.

[Matt]

But it could be them eating pizza for sure. But then there'd have to be others.

[Sean]

It'd have to be, like a pinata and some other thing to justify that type of excitement over a pizza party.

[Matt]

True.

[Sean]

There'd have.

[Matt]

D.C. doesn't have, like, the best pizza. I would imagine a pizza hot spot. I'm sure it's good. It's on the East Coast. It's the east coast seaboard. The.

[Chris]

Are they talking about pizza?

[Matt]

I don't know, man.

[Chris]

And hot dogs.

[Matt]

Hot dogs are sus.

[Chris]

I know. They're not eating dogs like that.

[Matt]

Nah.

[Chris]

Look at Chicago. I'm talking about some good dogs.

[Matt]

Obama's a. He's definitely crushing dogs.

[Sean]

Maybe.

[Matt]

I don't.

[Chris]

Yeah, his chef's cooking up some dogs.

[Matt]

I keep forgetting. His gay chef died in the pool in, like, a pond. Yeah. What?

[Sean]

Obama's.

[Chris]

Obama's secret lover is gay chef died paddleboarding.

[Matt]

Hold on. I don't want to radicalize any. Any kids in a right wing extremism.

[Chris]

Dude. Yeah.

[Matt]

We are this podcasting space, you know, We.

[Chris]

This is A platform, and it's very important.

[Matt]

We blew the election, dude. We ruined it because we. We radicalized. Well, this is.

[Sean]

We're bringing this up specifically to debunk.

[Chris]

Yeah, it's gonna be tough to debunk.

[Matt]

That could.

[Sean]

Is that confirmed? It's still.

[Matt]

That's, like, the best thing I've heard come out about Obama. It's been like, war criminal, gay chef, murder, smoking crack. Yeah, there's that.

[Chris]

The hot babe is the nicest rumor.

[Matt]

I will say that. I was. I thought he was going to come out and really sway the election. Nobody gave a.

[Chris]

It's because he did it wrong. He got in front of black people, like, come on, brothers.

[Matt]

I know.

[Chris]

Yeah, y'all ain't black if y'all ain't voting for Carla. We know that's not how you talk.

[Matt]

Yeah, but Joe was probably like, dude, trust me, it works like, I talk black as hell. I know him coming out being like, is fly, suckers. Not the move for the Obama. Yeah, he did. He gave after that. He gave. We gave a good speech after that. Just gave, like, a nice speech that was like, kind of like his usual stuff of, like, values inspiring, all that stuff. Yeah, yeah. Why he came out, he's like, I don't know what these.

[Sean]

Were they getting data? Were they getting just constant, like, interviews with black people? And they were just like, when I'm voting for a woman, why did they. Why did he come out and say that?

[Matt]

What a weird. I think they were polling black men, and black men were like that. It was just like.

[Chris]

That was right when it was coming. It was pretty clear that. That the black vote was starting to swing more towards Trump than it ever had.

[Sean]

Did they just make it up in their heads that they were.

[Chris]

I think they're polling. I mean, or you could get in an Uber and talk to a black guy.

[Matt]

Yeah, true.

[Chris]

Every single black guy I knew, Obama.

[Sean]

Took an Uber to the speech.

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

He's got filled in on the deets. But, no, they're probably doing polls and they're finding out, like. And there's just. You watch online, there's so many people be like, man, Kamala Trump. Trump. When we get a bread.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Saw a lot of videos. We got a lot of bread during Trump. It was just. And they're right. The bread was flowing, bread was flown. So, yeah, Obama, he's like, well, if I can't do the bread, I don't have the bread. You know, I don't have the track record of the bread, but I can do, like, Racial shame. So that was like. They try to do that. Like, you're not. You know, that. That is. That's a powerful tool. I hate to say it, but that is a powerful tool for. Yeah, I feel like black. Black people in general to be like, bro, we're gonna. We're gonna just like. Like, take your black essence and hide it from you. Sure. You can get. You can get ousted, bro.

[Chris]

Republicans do a good job of that with men.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Chris]

You're voting for a Democrat. What are you, gay? You.

[Matt]

It's true.

[Chris]

I might. I might perpetrate that sometimes. It's nice. I might be a perpetrator. You're a dude who voted Democrat. Seeing that, so embarrassing.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah, we'll see, man. We'll see what happens after his four. This is his last four. Unless he puts in, like, Donnie Jr. He might. He might.

[Chris]

You never know.

[Matt]

Yeah, he might.

[Chris]

He's gonna be geesed up at the end of this run.

[Matt]

Yeah, he might. He might go out. How old is he?

[Sean]

How old is he now?

[Matt]

He's, like, 80, bro.

[Chris]

He's probably 79.

[Matt]

He eats bad, too.

[Sean]

He could go through.

[Chris]

No, he's at least 70 in the wheelchair. He's 79.

[Matt]

Is he 70? I thought. For some reason, I thought he was 80.

[Chris]

78.

[Matt]

Okay. All right. He's.

[Chris]

Damn. He's six years older than McCrone's wife. She.

[Matt]

Well, dude, I think we. Yeah, let's roll to the Patreon.

[Chris]

That's good stuff.

[Matt]

Hard cliffhanger, dude. We have some good topics.

[Chris]

A lot of good topics. I haven't even gotten into any of my topics.

[Matt]

I have a good one, bro.

[Chris]

We're going to catch the raccoon on the roof. I'm going to bring him in as.

[Matt]

Our guest tripod up there.

[Chris]

We do have to talk a lot of hell let loose. Oh, yeah, yeah. We got to talk hell loose.

[Sean]

Hell at loose is incredible.

[Chris]

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