Mickey Jo (Theatre Critic) (9:51)
It's before lunch. Now. This show has a book written by Bridget Carpenter with music and lyrics by Tom Kitt and Brian Yorkie. Yes, you heard me correctly, the composer and lyricist of the musical Next to Normal. And there is this passing resemblance if you squint at it. One of the earliest songs in that show being the sort of family introductory song as they're getting ready, called Just Another Day, this one has a similar song in a similar place where they're singing Just One Day, probably one of the strongest songs in the score. Generally speaking, the material of merit that there is in this show is sort of struggling against the worst material by which it is surrounded. And by and large, it is the score from Tom Kitt, which is the redeeming quality of the Thing more so than the book. But I can't say that I was all the way in love with all of the lyrics necessarily. And if we take a look at this early number Just One Day as an example of that, I like the melody of the thing where it's like. And you can almost hear the next normal of it all just starting to creep in there and this slightly edgy quality and what is otherwise an incredibly bubblegum kind of adolescent juvenile show. Tonally, it is a curiously difficult sing, and Heidi Blickenstaff, I believe, originated the role of the mother played in this production brilliantly by Rebecca Locke. And I say curious because it feels as though the inevitable outcome of this production, it doesn't really make sense to do in schools because the whole point is the intergenerational dynamic. And while it would be funny to have, you know, two students of the same age playing mother and daughter and then swapping bodies, it feels like a show that is destined for regional theaters or community theater groups only. This song Alone. Already a really difficult sing. But let's talk about the lyrics. And Ellie is singing, Just one day. That's all I need. Just a day without her nagging. Just one day. I beg, I plead, but the drag just keeps on dragging. And I can write a lyric like that off because it's a teenage character. The problem that I have is with the line that comes immediately afterwards because it's so painfully on the nose. It's the kind of lyric that makes my eyes roll all the way into the back of my skull, at which point I can't see anything that's happening on stage. But she sings, while I wish for just one Monday or a Friday to be free. And I hate it. I hate it so much. I'm so sorry. And if you really want to say Friday in there, if it's important for you to get that in there within the first 20 seconds of singing in this number, then you could at least do something like, have it be like the third option. Like, it would be admittedly worse to be like, if only I could be free for, I don't know, a Friday. Which is almost what this lyric is. You could have it be like. Like a Monday or a Wednesday or a Friday by myself, something like that. Or like, there's enough syllables in the line that you could say just a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday by myself. And then she's saying a different thing because then she's asking for five consecutive days. But you get what I mean. It is that thing of being like, God, I wish I could just have. Have a Friday. That's, to me, what makes this feel like those parody musicals, those little Saturday Night Live style skits based on films where you would have some kind of a clunky title song that would have the name of it, and you would have a song be introduced by a line like that. And even just trying to foist the title of the movie into a song somewhere in the show is something I feel like I've complained about for a really long time. Legally Blonde just about gets away with it. But it is the example I use when I'm joking about this. Because the entire meaning of Legally Blonde, and this being the insult that Callahan calls earlier in the show, disappears because it sounds, for all intents and purposes, like she may as well be singing like, that's fine with me. Just let me be Shrek the musical. Like, it just. It's. You're so aware that she's singing the title. And it's that thing of, like, the slightly cringy quality of the title of the film or the play being said within it as well. And I fear just generally, especially where songwriting is concerned, a lot of the new musical adaptations of popular films that we're seeing on stage are starting to resemble those little versions that were created as jokes. Like the fake Mean Girls musical from Submissions Only is really not that far in quality from the actual Mean Girls musical that was developed for the stage a few years later. And the song Nobody Does Mean Like Me is not that far apart from the likes of Revenge Party. Meanwhile, you have Freaky Friday watering down this actually worthwhile story about intergenerational reconnection and seeing your own family dynamic in your own life through the perspective of another person into something that has become really juvenile and basic, robbing its characters of a rewarding lesson to learn any more substantial than, huh? Maybe I should just chill out a little bit once in a while. And also, what do you mean you're still upset your father died while you were a teenager? It's been three whole years. You're not over that yet. And I want to move past this introductory song because there are objectively worse lyrics in the show. As in many previous versions of the Freaky Friday story, Ellie has a crush on a boy at her school. He is. And I want to get this right, because it feels important to the list master, which means that he is in charge of the list of items that people have to find in the hunt, which is the scavenger hunt. Oh, my God, There's a song about this as well. I forgot this happened. This is in the second act, and it's one of those musical numbers that is interrupted by dialogue and moves us through various different scenes at a pace. And everything is building in terms of dramatic goings on. And his character, his name, I want to call him Elton, because that's what he was called in the not dissimilar Clueless the musical, but he's not called that in this. He has some kind of a generic name. He's like a Ben or a Mat. Honestly, it doesn't really matter. He's played by Max Merza. Adam. There you go. The first man, no less. And this actually, as it goes, is not a bad song. My issue with it is it just kept coming back and we kept playing a little bit more of a scene, and then he kept coming back on stage to be like, like, hey, hunters. And, like, start singing the song again. And it felt like a full eight minutes later when he was still coming back on and there were like, more Modulations. I was like, oh, that was a long part of dialogue. We're still in the song. We haven't left the song yet. It's like we've been driving through this act for 25 minutes. What do you mean we're still in this song? What do you mean we haven't left Chicago yet? So confused. And also not the worst song he sings in the show because he meets Ellie's younger brother Fletcher, who is a keen puppeteer and honestly, been there. That's what my childhood looked like too. Only my older sister thought it was very cool. Anyway, he is at a bus stop trying to run away because his mother has broken his spirit. On the car journey home after she picked him up, his mother, who was actually his sister. We'll talk about that scene in just a moment. But not Elton. Adam sings to him in this moment a song about how women and sandwiches are very similar, this being his particular worldview. And it was honestly bad enough as a line of dialogue when he said women are a lot like savages. When that then ushered in a song, I thought, oh, no. And it gets across quickly enough. The, I guess, charm of him being this well meaning and ultimately big hearted but perhaps slightly vacuous teenage boy. Back to the scene in the car with Ellie in her mother's body and her brother. She has that same thing that we've seen before, which is actually, I think, one of the most impactful emotional moments of the Freaky Friday story. When she hears from her brother, who doesn't realize he's talking to his sister, how much he likes her and how cool he thinks she is. And you can see that affect her. What's sort of disorientating is in the Lindsay Lohan Jamie Lee Curtis film, you see that be one of the things that starts to affect her resolve and starts to sort of reposition her in a different direction, in a different way of thinking. And that begins to change her mind a little bit. But in the musical, what follows immediately afterwards is this very high belting song which Rebecca Locke delivers like a Home Run, in which she tells him about how parents lie. And it's a shame because even though she plays the moment of recognition when she hears what he has to say about her, that happening immediately afterwards sort of suggests to us that it didn't really impact her all that much, which I think is disappointing. That's one of the key emotional beats that we kind of just skip over in this production by Andy Fickman. Andy Fickman, who directed another of this year's Slightly lacking screen to stage musical adaptations. 13 going on 30. That being another one that is very guilty of a clunky title song. I'm 13, 13, 13 going on 30, 30, 30 going on. And while this show doesn't have a song that's like, we're having a Freaky Friday, we're having a Yours and My Day or something to that effect, it really wouldn out of place if it did. And I enjoy Andy Fickman's work on Heather's. I think that straddles the campy slash dark comedy tone well enough. And when the material doesn't have any kind of subversive quality to push up against, it kind of feels more like what he's doing is like, admittedly very slick directing. We move through these scenes at a decent enough pace and the hypersaturated characterization is all there. We understand this world and there's an undeniable entertainment factor. And the whole thing hopes to, by the end of it, have found a certain quantity of charm. But we're just missing the emotional release of these moments. You long to be able to bring the whole thing to a halt and shake these characters and really find some sense of emotional connection from the audience. It's starting to feel like what Andy is creating on stage is the equivalent of children's shows, but for grown ups, where they're displaying well enough the emotions that they're feeling and they're singing about those emotions but we're not feeling that really stir anything in us. Oh, my gosh, I forgot. This happened to me during the first act as well. It's very possible my mind is just in the gutter and that I'm really the problem here. But there was a moment during the song. I think it's during I Got this, which is a sort of a fun bossa nova that I actually quite enjoyed and is one of about four bossa novas I've heard in the last two weeks. I don't know how this keeps happening to me, but it's a fun song. It's like, I got this, I got this, I got this. Not sophisticated lyrics, but it's fun enough. There's a moment where that's being sung at the high school and there's this mean girl type character who looks a lot like Cher from Clueless, and she's singing about how she's going to win the scavenger hunt. And she sings to Ellie in this kind of bullying way. I'm going to be like King of the Hunt. Look at you. You're just a Grunt. Not where I thought that lyric was going. And I was like, oh, that was a bit of. Didn't know where we were going with that one, but that's fine. Moments later in the song, oh, biology, what have you done to me? Which is bear in mind the adult mother of this teenager in her daughter's body singing about the hormonal attraction that she is experiencing to Adam, which is never really played as fully or as wittily as it is in the film with Chad Michael Murray and Jamie Lee Curtis, with the awkwardness of. Of that the whole age divide, bizarre romantic connection because it's actually her teenage daughter that continuing to be a great joke in the second film that they call back to. We never really get that to the same extent in the musical. But anyway, having heard the you're just a grunt lyric, she sings something about him standing next to her and only a few minutes have passed. I want you to bear that in mind. When she sings, it's kingdom, phylum, class, and then it's order, family, genus. When he leans over my shoulder there in all his long and leanness, and once again I was like, what's about to rhyme with genus? And then of course, why wouldn't it be leanness? I start silently but hysterically laughing to myself because I'm like, I can't believe that's just happened to me twice. And it starts to feel like it's deliberate. This is a whole conspiracy theorist moment from me right here. But how? How did that happen to me two separate times? Anyway, I think enough has been said about the material and the creative choices. Let us talk about the redeeming factor of the whole thing, which is these plot before.