Podcast
Middle Children
Hosted by Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns · EN
Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in between Middle Children is a show for all and there’s only one condition; Jessie and Chris are the stars.
11episodes
Episodes
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Between Thanksgiving and Christmas
Nov 25, 202400:49:48Tap to summarizeIn their last episode of 2024, Chris and Jessie reveal their plans for holiday love, seasonal musicals and optimism in 2025. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Between Pictures of Guys Chopping Wood and Broadway Premieres
Nov 18, 202400:52:05Tap to summarizeChris and Jessie agree that they both hate impromptu sexting and would prefer to see men chopping wood than doing anything sexual. 'Wicked' is about to come out and Chris seems more excited for that than Jessie attempting to set him again with her gay neighbor. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Between the Happy Medium and Sully Sullenberger
Nov 4, 202400:55:05Tap to summarizeChris is longing for a simpler time before we all had cellphones. Jessie is avoiding self checkouts at all costs because she doesn't work at Target. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Between Dressing Up For Bette Midler and Hooking Up With A Warlock
Oct 28, 202401:02:48Tap to summarizeIt's gala season for Chris and Jessie. Chris is getting ready for his big night at Bette Midler's party. Jessie is getting ready for the season with the best tailor in town. Hallmarks make their triumphant return for a very spooky love story in honor of halloween. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Between Horrendous Plane Snacks & Fender Benders
Oct 21, 202400:54:53Tap to summarizeChris is tired from traveling Jessie reflects on pooping in her pants. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Between Shedding on Halloween and
Oct 14, 202400:54:33Tap to summarizeChris is looking for a halloween costume that doesn't shed. Jessie is looking for suggestions on someone to help her manage her vast wealth. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Between Cool, Chill Weed Stores and Overrated Holidays
Oct 7, 202400:59:04Tap to summarizeJessie is a fan of free samples everywhere including the weed store. Chris can't decide if he thinks New Years Eve or Halloween are more overrated. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Between A Perfect Skin Routine and a Traumatizing College Experience
Sep 30, 202400:47:16Tap to summarizeChris breaks down his iconic skin routine and gives an update on the new puppy's health. Jessie is scared to remember her college experiences. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Between The Only One On Drugs and Spooky Adventures
Sep 23, 202400:49:09Tap to summarizeChris is trying to get to the bottom of whether or not he's been going out slutty. Jessie is looking to have some spooky fun this autumn looking for some extra pumpkins and haunted houses. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →Between Dying Alone In An Old Folks Home and Loitering At The Coffee Shop
Sep 9, 202401:00:50Tap to summarizeChris and Jessie are dismayed by the way society treats the elderly, but not upset enough to avoid fighting over the age old question "can you loiter in a coffee shop without buying anything?" Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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