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You find extra cash. The cashier undercharges you. Your ex's Netflix still works. Do you say something… or just accept that the universe has chosen you?

In this episode, we build The Morality Meter: a completely unscientific (but brutally honest) system for ranking everyday "victimless crimes." From free refills and password sharing to accidentally keeping things that definitely aren't yours, we're figuring out where the line actually is and how often we cross it.

Some of these feel harmless. Some of these will haunt you at 3am. And some… you'll defend way harder than you expected.

Check out our YouTube channel! Be sure to like and subscribe for this content as well as episode highlights, Doug Watches Awkward Videos, Justin Plays Video games, and more!

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Episode 532 - Is This Actually Wrong? The Gray Area of "Victimless Crimes"