Podcast: It’s time for your new coronavirus regulations. But why settle for a partially festive season when you could be out of it until April with new medication? We need a top tier with non-lethal opiates and Nytol, plus a quality mattress. Sean Gollogly and Robin Gibson expose a missed opportunity for Sunak and Hancock, the UK’s fave tragicomedy duo. Plus: Trump, Brexit, Christmas hunting. May cause drowsiness.

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More 2020 essentials from Modern Media Review …

MMR #49: Breaking the law!

MMR #48: Get back to work! Get back to school!

MMR #47: Check your change, wash and go! Brexit’s back

MMR #46: Enjoy summer safely – where possible

MMR #45: We’re coming out. Of lockdown.

MMR #44: Lockdown style – top hats, slippers and Buckfast BBQ sauce

MMR #43: American Zoombomb

MMR #42: Control the virus – use the remote

MMR #41: The Coronavirus wallpaper

MMR #40: Coronavirus media magic

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