Transcript
Bill Burr (0:01)
Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday Morning podcast for Monday, January 27, 2025. What's going on? How are ya? How's it going? How are you? All right. Well, it is Sunday afternoon, January 26th, when I'm recording this. The. The fucking Philadelphia Eagles just handled. Absolutely mauled the Washington commanders too much for them, Too much defense, too much offense, too much everything. But what a run the Washington commanders had. You know what's funny is there's all like, the white guys I know my.
Paul Virzi (0:43)
Age are like, dude, I just. I'll just never be able to call them that name.
Bill Burr (0:56)
Oh, it must be really hard. It's got to be really hard. It's just. Jesus Christ, is that your biggest complaint in life? I've been getting all the boobirds coming at me this week. You know, somebody sent me a thing. They replayed that thing I did on Kimmel. Well, I was making fun of all these people who were like, this fire.
Paul Virzi (1:12)
Was mismanaged out here. Which, by the way, it's fucking raining out here. Thank God. Thank God it's raining out here. You know, which obviously we need to.
Bill Burr (1:24)
Prevent more of them, obviously.
Paul Virzi (1:26)
And then also to knock down some of this fucking crap in the air do. Because the air quality out here is hell. Dude, it's brutal. Just think of all the plastic spatulas that are out there. You know what I mean? Just all dashboards, you know, all the plastic shit. You have computers, all that wire, all of that stuff just got fucking burned. And, oh, my God, people lost their houses and they got to stay here, trying to find a place to live and breathe that shit in. So believe me, we needed the rain. And once again, the fire department did a great job. Everybody did a great fucking job. And all of these fucking assholes. Like, somebody sent me this thing from the LA Times. The LA Times, the L. A Times. After the fire.
Bill Burr (2:08)
Right after the fire. The fire. Still, everybody after the fire knows what we should have done, you know, we should have done. Hey, LA Times, you know what you should have done? You should have wrote that fucking article every fucking week before the fire. If you wanted to do something, anybody can write the article afterward, you know, now there's going to be mudslides, and they could be. They should have done that Monday morning after the disaster, what you should have done. I might be nuts here, but I don't think any politicians can get anything done because the other side won't work with them. They're like, well, we can't have them accomplish something. If they accomplish something, then they're going to look good. If they look good, then they're going to get elected and then we don't. And if we're not elected, then how will we accept bribes from corporations and make 200 grand a year but somehow be worth 60 million? How much you guys notice that at all? Like whenever, like we like, hey, we want to do this project immediately. Everybody, oh, it's going to cost. You're going to do that when we still need to do this. And then everybody just yells at each other. All right? Everybody has known for a long time what the fuck was going to happen out here and what needed to be done, but nobody wanted to pay for it. Okay? There's also that. So like all, all of these, these all you Monday morning quarterback fire people weighing in about what should have done and what, what they shouldn't have fucking done. It's just like, you know, it all goes back to the cunts all the way up at the top who don't fucking pay taxes and want to own and control fucking everything and then don't want to pay. And the only thing they want to do is pay off a politician. That's the only thing that they want to pay.