Monday Morning Podcast – Ms. Pat | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-20-25

Date: November 20, 2025
Host: Bill Burr
Guest: Ms. Pat
Network: All Things Comedy

Overview

This episode features comedian and television star Ms. Pat joining Bill Burr for a lively, hilarious, and honest discussion on career, authenticity, parenting, TV culture, real estate, and even online trolls. The first hour is an in-depth one-on-one with Ms. Pat covering her multiple shows, standup insights, and her journey from section 8 to property mogul, while the latter portion is classic Bill Burr solo style: sports rants, relationship advice, Illuminati conspiracies, and a roundtable NFL picks segment with Paul, Jake the Snake, and Andrew Thomas.

Main Segments & Timestamps

[00:32] Bill Burr & Ms. Pat – Candid Sit-Down
[27:14] Ms. Pat’s Real Estate Hustle and DIY Chops
[37:03] Social Media, Online Haters & Ms. Pat’s “Give It to God” Philosophy
[43:10] Promoting Ms. Pat’s Shows and Standup Tour
[56:52+] Bill Burr Solo: Sports, Parenting, Food Fads, Politics, NFL Picks

1. Bill Burr & Ms. Pat: Authenticity, Comedy & The Grind

[00:32–27:14]

Highlights

Judge Show & Authenticity

Bill introduces Ms. Pat as “one of the funniest and most authentic people I have met in this business” [00:35], noting her growing TV presence (BET, "Ms. Pat Settles It").
Ms. Pat discusses holding court on her BET judge show:
- She doesn't literally have "Hollywood jail" authority, but:
  Ms. Pat: "I do have the authority to say shut the hell up several times...people know what they're walking into." [01:37]
- Her approach: people see her like an auntie or older family member, making guests less performative and more cooperative [02:08].
Bill: “If somebody is just being who they are, then I can relax because I don't have to...do all the math.” [02:24]

The Life of a Comedian

Both discuss the independence of stand-up versus the instability of TV/acting.
- Ms. Pat: “Comedy is the one thing you own...we can literally go to a bar and sell five dollar tickets and make us some gas money.” [03:50]
- Bill: “As a comedian, once you prove you're funny, you're funny. With an actor, it's...can you do this?” [04:15]
- Stereotyping and typecasting in Hollywood:
  Ms. Pat: “Everybody think I can sing because I'm fat and I'm black. I'm horrible.” [06:15]

Comedy, TV Typecasting & Stereotypes

A playful riff on typecasting: Bill’s repeated casting as cops/firefighters, Ms. Pat’s disinterest in being assumed as a singer because of her looks.
On sitcoms and American TV nostalgia: Both reflect on which 90s shows “felt like them” (Bill didn’t watch "Friends"—“I couldn't relate to it” [12:37]; Ms. Pat didn’t grow up on "Martin").

Parenting, TV & Generational Differences

Parenting in their 50s:
- Bill's kids are 8 and 5; he’s “the reverse”—starting later [10:26]. His kids have old-school TV tastes, like watching "Kojak" [10:50].
- Ms. Pat: “You got some shelter babies. My kids watch any damn thing.” [10:41]
Generational relationships with TV—Ms. Pat prefers nothing before late ‘90s, only watches “Golden Girls” marathons by accident [11:55].

Authenticity in Ms. Pat’s Sitcom

Bill’s praise: “This woman is a star. I was so struck with how mean the stuff you were saying, simultaneously with the amount of love that was underneath it. I absolutely loved the show.” [16:38]
Ms. Pat on mothering styles: “I'm an inner-city black mother...we say, 'sit the fuck down.' A white mom might be saying, 'no, we need a time out.'” [18:11]
Family backgrounds are never as simple as TV tropes. Bill: “If you knew what the fuck was going on in my house...I wish my dad left!” [18:29]

Notable Quote:
"One thing I said...I can't let anybody change me. Cause I can only be Ms. Pat." — Ms. Pat [43:48]

2. Ms. Pat, DIY & Real Estate Empire

[27:14–37:03]

Highlights

Behind Ms. Pat’s success is a hustler’s work ethic and DIY spirit. She discusses building a real estate portfolio, starting “long before my career took off.”
- Learned from HGTV: “AGTV gives you the energy to tear it apart...nobody tell you you got to know how to put that crap back together!” [29:08]
- Her husband, a house framer, helps; between “that and YouTube, we made mistakes but kept going.” [29:16]
Bill is in awe: “That’s fantastic. That's money that's just always going to come in. So you're never going to be broke.” [30:24]
- Built her own 15,000 sq ft house on 7 acres with no general contractor. “I built them [her dogs] an 800 square foot house.” [33:14]
- Tease: “You have built an 800 square foot house for your dogs?”
  Ms. Pat: “Yeah, they got air conditioning, cable and AC, a washing machine, a shower.” [33:34]

Memorable Moment:
"When you were saying how I couldn't relate to friends in their giant apartments...and you just told me you built an 800 square foot house for your dogs." — Bill Burr [33:27]

3. Social Media, Trolls & Ms. Pat’s Response

[37:03–43:10]

Ms. Pat’s strategy for dealing with online hate: “You say something to me online, I'm gonna talk back...Yeah, I'm fat but I make...your whole salary in one week.” [37:05]
Sometimes, she’ll “tear their ass up for about an hour” searching their profiles for material, but says, “If I don't have time, I say it and give it to God.” [38:13]
Bill warns: “There's crazy people out there.” [39:09]
Ms. Pat on her safety: Highlights her large home security (three huge Cane Corsos, plus family) and her status as a convicted felon unable to own a gun, but surrounded by those who can [39:21].
- Joke: “The day I get [the felonies] off, I'm just gonna be shooting in the air. Pow, pow, pow!” [39:37]

4. Ms. Pat’s Criminal Past, Comedy Evolution, Career Shoutouts

[40:01–56:10]

Ms. Pat shares details from her past—the difference between survival crime and malice:
- “I was trying to survive—two kids at 15, eighth-grade education...I wasn't the dope dude that did the drive-bys. Now, I put the gas in the car for the drive by, but I didn’t personally go unless it was on my baby daddy." [40:22]
Both comedians reminisce about Atlanta stadiums, sports, and road life [41:02].
Bill calls Ms. Pat a “phenomenally talented artist” who deserves a shot at dramatic acting, not just comedy, because “you are so grounded and real.” [43:48]
- Ms. Pat’s philosophy: “I can only be Ms. Pat.” [43:57]
Ms. Pat reflects on how TV, beauty standards, and pop culture have changed:
- "Nobody wanted to have a big butt. Now everybody want a big butt.” [46:49]
- Bill: “The fake ass is the white people's conk.” [48:12]

5. Sports Rants, NFL Picks & Roundtable Banter

[56:52–End]

Bill Burr Solo: Parenting & Sports Fandom

Bill’s “old man” dad moments—watching sports, struggling with new parent sleep deprivation, and generational shifts in TV consumption [56:52–61:00].
Riffs on nature documentaries and media “setups” [62:31].
Entertaining digressions into nutrition conspiracies, feminism, relationship power struggles, and practical advice for listeners [100:02–114:16].

NFL Picks Roundtable: Paul, Jake the Snake, Andrew Thomas & Bill

[127:35–End]

Key Moments

The group breaks down week 12 NFL lines, betting quirks, and shares football war stories with their signature irreverence.
Long riff on “head cases” in sports:
- Paul: “A walk off home run in the World Series...My pants would be off by the time I got to home plate.”
- On showboating: Bill: “Can you imagine killing on stage and you get an applause break and you just go like this [shushing gesture]?”
Ms. Pat pops in for comic jabs and football talk.
Heavy sports-betting banter: The over/under, "Monday Night Special," and why Panthers +7 is fun [165:01+].

Notable Quotes

Ms. Pat:
“Comedy is the one thing you own...we can literally go to a bar and sell five dollar tickets and make us some gas money.” [03:50]
Bill Burr:
“If somebody is just being who they are, then I can relax.” [02:24]
Ms. Pat:
“I can only be Ms. Pat.” [43:57]
Bill Burr (on casting):
“Once you prove you're funny, you're funny. With an actor, it's...can you do this?” [04:15]
Ms. Pat (on trolls):
“Yeah, I'm fat, but I make your whole salary in one week. Stop letting your daddy fuck you.” [37:05]
Ms. Pat (on generational fashion):
“Nobody wanted to have a big butt. Now everybody want a big butt.” [46:49]
Bill Burr (on diversity in audience):
“Let's bring a crowd together and freak people out.” [55:21]

Final Thoughts & Tone

The show retains Bill Burr's trademark blend of observational rage, self-deprecation, and sharp but fair social commentary. Ms. Pat matches him in candor and comic timing. The tone is raucous, frequently explicit, but grounded in real-world stories, deep mutual respect, and a shared sense of survival and authenticity.

Whether you’re a comedy fan, sports obsessive, or someone seeking advice on hustling through life’s craziness, this episode blends laughs with surprising wisdom and a reminder that “nobody can change you but you.”

Catch Ms. Pat on tour and on BET, her podcast, and look for her upcoming self-produced standup special in Baltimore in February!

(All timestamps approximate. Summarized to highlight core themes, insights, memorable moments, and direct speaker attributions for key quotes.)

Monday Morning Podcast – Ms. Pat | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-20-25

Date: November 20, 2025
Host: Bill Burr
Guest: Ms. Pat
Network: All Things Comedy

Overview

Main Segments & Timestamps

[00:32] Bill Burr & Ms. Pat – Candid Sit-Down
[27:14] Ms. Pat’s Real Estate Hustle and DIY Chops
[37:03] Social Media, Online Haters & Ms. Pat’s “Give It to God” Philosophy
[43:10] Promoting Ms. Pat’s Shows and Standup Tour
[56:52+] Bill Burr Solo: Sports, Parenting, Food Fads, Politics, NFL Picks

1. Bill Burr & Ms. Pat: Authenticity, Comedy & The Grind

[00:32–27:14]

Highlights

Judge Show & Authenticity

Bill introduces Ms. Pat as “one of the funniest and most authentic people I have met in this business” [00:35], noting her growing TV presence (BET, "Ms. Pat Settles It").
Ms. Pat discusses holding court on her BET judge show:
- She doesn't literally have "Hollywood jail" authority, but:
  Ms. Pat: "I do have the authority to say shut the hell up several times...people know what they're walking into." [01:37]
- Her approach: people see her like an auntie or older family member, making guests less performative and more cooperative [02:08].
Bill: “If somebody is just being who they are, then I can relax because I don't have to...do all the math.” [02:24]

The Life of a Comedian

Both discuss the independence of stand-up versus the instability of TV/acting.
- Ms. Pat: “Comedy is the one thing you own...we can literally go to a bar and sell five dollar tickets and make us some gas money.” [03:50]
- Bill: “As a comedian, once you prove you're funny, you're funny. With an actor, it's...can you do this?” [04:15]
- Stereotyping and typecasting in Hollywood:
  Ms. Pat: “Everybody think I can sing because I'm fat and I'm black. I'm horrible.” [06:15]

Comedy, TV Typecasting & Stereotypes

A playful riff on typecasting: Bill’s repeated casting as cops/firefighters, Ms. Pat’s disinterest in being assumed as a singer because of her looks.
On sitcoms and American TV nostalgia: Both reflect on which 90s shows “felt like them” (Bill didn’t watch "Friends"—“I couldn't relate to it” [12:37]; Ms. Pat didn’t grow up on "Martin").

Parenting, TV & Generational Differences

Parenting in their 50s:
- Bill's kids are 8 and 5; he’s “the reverse”—starting later [10:26]. His kids have old-school TV tastes, like watching "Kojak" [10:50].
- Ms. Pat: “You got some shelter babies. My kids watch any damn thing.” [10:41]
Generational relationships with TV—Ms. Pat prefers nothing before late ‘90s, only watches “Golden Girls” marathons by accident [11:55].

Authenticity in Ms. Pat’s Sitcom

Bill’s praise: “This woman is a star. I was so struck with how mean the stuff you were saying, simultaneously with the amount of love that was underneath it. I absolutely loved the show.” [16:38]
Ms. Pat on mothering styles: “I'm an inner-city black mother...we say, 'sit the fuck down.' A white mom might be saying, 'no, we need a time out.'” [18:11]
Family backgrounds are never as simple as TV tropes. Bill: “If you knew what the fuck was going on in my house...I wish my dad left!” [18:29]

Notable Quote:
"One thing I said...I can't let anybody change me. Cause I can only be Ms. Pat." — Ms. Pat [43:48]

2. Ms. Pat, DIY & Real Estate Empire

[27:14–37:03]

Highlights

Behind Ms. Pat’s success is a hustler’s work ethic and DIY spirit. She discusses building a real estate portfolio, starting “long before my career took off.”
- Learned from HGTV: “AGTV gives you the energy to tear it apart...nobody tell you you got to know how to put that crap back together!” [29:08]
- Her husband, a house framer, helps; between “that and YouTube, we made mistakes but kept going.” [29:16]
Bill is in awe: “That’s fantastic. That's money that's just always going to come in. So you're never going to be broke.” [30:24]
- Built her own 15,000 sq ft house on 7 acres with no general contractor. “I built them [her dogs] an 800 square foot house.” [33:14]
- Tease: “You have built an 800 square foot house for your dogs?”
  Ms. Pat: “Yeah, they got air conditioning, cable and AC, a washing machine, a shower.” [33:34]

3. Social Media, Trolls & Ms. Pat’s Response

[37:03–43:10]

Ms. Pat’s strategy for dealing with online hate: “You say something to me online, I'm gonna talk back...Yeah, I'm fat but I make...your whole salary in one week.” [37:05]
Sometimes, she’ll “tear their ass up for about an hour” searching their profiles for material, but says, “If I don't have time, I say it and give it to God.” [38:13]
Bill warns: “There's crazy people out there.” [39:09]
Ms. Pat on her safety: Highlights her large home security (three huge Cane Corsos, plus family) and her status as a convicted felon unable to own a gun, but surrounded by those who can [39:21].
- Joke: “The day I get [the felonies] off, I'm just gonna be shooting in the air. Pow, pow, pow!” [39:37]

4. Ms. Pat’s Criminal Past, Comedy Evolution, Career Shoutouts

[40:01–56:10]

Ms. Pat shares details from her past—the difference between survival crime and malice:
- “I was trying to survive—two kids at 15, eighth-grade education...I wasn't the dope dude that did the drive-bys. Now, I put the gas in the car for the drive by, but I didn’t personally go unless it was on my baby daddy." [40:22]
Both comedians reminisce about Atlanta stadiums, sports, and road life [41:02].
Bill calls Ms. Pat a “phenomenally talented artist” who deserves a shot at dramatic acting, not just comedy, because “you are so grounded and real.” [43:48]
- Ms. Pat’s philosophy: “I can only be Ms. Pat.” [43:57]
Ms. Pat reflects on how TV, beauty standards, and pop culture have changed:
- "Nobody wanted to have a big butt. Now everybody want a big butt.” [46:49]
- Bill: “The fake ass is the white people's conk.” [48:12]

5. Sports Rants, NFL Picks & Roundtable Banter

[56:52–End]

Bill Burr Solo: Parenting & Sports Fandom

Bill’s “old man” dad moments—watching sports, struggling with new parent sleep deprivation, and generational shifts in TV consumption [56:52–61:00].
Riffs on nature documentaries and media “setups” [62:31].
Entertaining digressions into nutrition conspiracies, feminism, relationship power struggles, and practical advice for listeners [100:02–114:16].

NFL Picks Roundtable: Paul, Jake the Snake, Andrew Thomas & Bill

[127:35–End]

Key Moments

The group breaks down week 12 NFL lines, betting quirks, and shares football war stories with their signature irreverence.
Long riff on “head cases” in sports:
- Paul: “A walk off home run in the World Series...My pants would be off by the time I got to home plate.”
- On showboating: Bill: “Can you imagine killing on stage and you get an applause break and you just go like this [shushing gesture]?”
Ms. Pat pops in for comic jabs and football talk.
Heavy sports-betting banter: The over/under, "Monday Night Special," and why Panthers +7 is fun [165:01+].

Notable Quotes

Ms. Pat:
“Comedy is the one thing you own...we can literally go to a bar and sell five dollar tickets and make us some gas money.” [03:50]
Bill Burr:
“If somebody is just being who they are, then I can relax.” [02:24]
Ms. Pat:
“I can only be Ms. Pat.” [43:57]
Bill Burr (on casting):
“Once you prove you're funny, you're funny. With an actor, it's...can you do this?” [04:15]
Ms. Pat (on trolls):
“Yeah, I'm fat, but I make your whole salary in one week. Stop letting your daddy fuck you.” [37:05]
Ms. Pat (on generational fashion):
“Nobody wanted to have a big butt. Now everybody want a big butt.” [46:49]
Bill Burr (on diversity in audience):
“Let's bring a crowd together and freak people out.” [55:21]

Final Thoughts & Tone

Catch Ms. Pat on tour and on BET, her podcast, and look for her upcoming self-produced standup special in Baltimore in February!

(All timestamps approximate. Summarized to highlight core themes, insights, memorable moments, and direct speaker attributions for key quotes.)

Ms. Pat | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-20-25

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Summary

Monday Morning Podcast – Ms. Pat | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-20-25

Overview

Main Segments & Timestamps

1. Bill Burr & Ms. Pat: Authenticity, Comedy & The Grind

Highlights

Judge Show & Authenticity

The Life of a Comedian

Comedy, TV Typecasting & Stereotypes

Parenting, TV & Generational Differences

Authenticity in Ms. Pat’s Sitcom

2. Ms. Pat, DIY & Real Estate Empire

Highlights

3. Social Media, Trolls & Ms. Pat’s Response

4. Ms. Pat’s Criminal Past, Comedy Evolution, Career Shoutouts

5. Sports Rants, NFL Picks & Roundtable Banter

Bill Burr Solo: Parenting & Sports Fandom

NFL Picks Roundtable: Paul, Jake the Snake, Andrew Thomas & Bill

Key Moments

Notable Quotes

Final Thoughts & Tone

Summary

Monday Morning Podcast – Ms. Pat | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-20-25

Overview

Main Segments & Timestamps

1. Bill Burr & Ms. Pat: Authenticity, Comedy & The Grind

Highlights

Judge Show & Authenticity

The Life of a Comedian

Comedy, TV Typecasting & Stereotypes

Parenting, TV & Generational Differences

Authenticity in Ms. Pat’s Sitcom

2. Ms. Pat, DIY & Real Estate Empire

Highlights

3. Social Media, Trolls & Ms. Pat’s Response

4. Ms. Pat’s Criminal Past, Comedy Evolution, Career Shoutouts

5. Sports Rants, NFL Picks & Roundtable Banter

Bill Burr Solo: Parenting & Sports Fandom

NFL Picks Roundtable: Paul, Jake the Snake, Andrew Thomas & Bill

Key Moments

Notable Quotes

Final Thoughts & Tone