Bill Burr (114:16)
This whole thing, oh, man, done this, man done that. Yeah, they have. We also done a lot of great things too. We Also have done a lot of great things too, okay? And at the end of the day. Day. To always be talking about women as victims and in these victim positions is not empowering to women. All right? To just sit around and just say, all of my problems are because of a male dominated society, like, where is that going to get? And then your solution is to just about men and then hashtag white male trash as white male trash here. I can tell you we're not having any meetings concerned about any of that shit. You're just fucking talking to other women that believe the same way you do, okay? In life, if you want to get out of your situation, you have to fucking take control of it, all right? If you don't like working for men, start your own thing, all right? I don't like working for other people. That's why I do this and this is why I do. Stand up and we'll continue to do that. So you always have to have that ability to be like, well, that's the deal you're offering me. Yeah, I don't want it. Go fuck yourself. And you walk away. So what would you do for your daughter? I would. First of all, I would not give her probably 90% percent of your negative opinions on men because she'll become a man hater. But it's your kid, if that's what you want. And I would, I don't know, if I was running, I would secretly teach every woman out there mix martial arts and, and then that Israeli martial arts where you disarm people that have weapons happens. You know that thing where they got a gun in your face and you, that little flat move and all of a sudden you're holding the gun, pointing it at them. Yeah, that type of. I would also tell your daughter to never go back to a hotel room with a guy ever, ever, ever. Guys do not want to talk to you. If guys want to talk, they go hang out with the fellas, okay? They're trying to find you. That's it. And hey, let's go back to hotel room. Just talk. That's just part of him trying to get you back there. I don't know. I feel bad for your husband. That's all I can tell you because I just inserted myself into that things. It's like, oh my God, you know, you didn't say one positive thing about men and you just wrote a giant. There wasn't one positive thing in there. And. And the worst thing about where we're at right now as human beings is you would be complimented on that. And you would be called strong. And that's the direction that we're headed in, you know. And you know what? I don't dictate it. So I don't know, I guess mix martial arts and I teach her how to run a business. And along the way, you know, if you don't know how to do that, I would learn that. That too. So you don't have to work for men. For the record, men treat other men like too, by the way. And that whole feminist idea that if a guy's a dick that he gets respect, like, is the stupidest thing ever. No one likes a dick. No one wants to work for a dick. And everybody secretly hopes the guy crashes on the way home. Hey, you know what I loved about my boss? He treated me like. And I don't know why, I just really respected him. Nobody likes being treated like that. Is something a woman made up because it fit that argument and everybody ran with it. Yeah. If you're acting like an, you're an all right, Joe Rogan is going to get you killed. The Is this all right, Bill Burr? On the podcast 1116 17, you said, I still can't wrap my head around the fact that I can eat this much meat. Oh God, here we go. Here's another nutritionist with no background whatsoever is now going to tell me Everything that I watch is now bullshit, right? Is that where this is going? Okay. Because you can't. Bill, I know you love. I. I know you love your buddy Joe Rogan. However, your buddy, the self proclaimed contrary conspiracy theorist. So am I. Is dead wrong about nutrition. All that meat and animal saturated facts will line your arteries with disease laden plaque. Do not eat this stuff in abundance. Minimize it. Forget the notion of moderation too. That's all horseshit. This is. This right here. This. I'm telling you, they're like religious nuts. All of it is horseshit. Explain the French then in their rich diet and their lack of heart disease over there. Listen, there's elements of truth in everything. And the second you're going to sit there and tell me that your diet is the diet, it's all horseshit. The bulk of your calories should be from beans, peas and legumes, vegetables, fruits, nuts and seeds, and whole grains, crushed water. And eat your salads as per usual, of course, but add walnuts, pumpkin seeds, blueberries, mushrooms, potatoes, sweet potatoes and greens to your daily routine as well as countless other whole foods of your choice. Minimalize all oils, processed foods. Who doesn't know about processed foods? Meats dairy and eggs. I don't care where the fuck they come from. Like Rogan's elk from the mountains of gods or wherever the fuck he has hunts. Go to nutritionfacts.org now, did you vet nutritionfacts.org do you know where this came from? For all published nutritional science in all the esteemed peer reviewed worldwide reviewed worldwide medical journals and science papers? Yeah, buddy, they have blood money behind them. Okay, I'm not saying it's all but there is an element of in there. The food industry lines those people's pockets. He said forget the nonsense from the media advertising in these pseudoscience pushing fruitcakes like Rogan. I know he mean well, he means well, but he's wrong. Look at the works of Dr. Joel Fuhrman, Dr. Michael Greger, Dr. John McDougal, Dr. Dean Ornish, Dr. Cosmic. I can't read this guy's name. Eliston and others. Just looking out for you, buddy. Hey, tell you what, thanks for looking out for me. I'm gonna do what the I've been doing anyways because I have low blood pressure. You know, I'm doing fine and I'm keeping the weight off, all right? I'm not gonna just sit there eating two handfuls of bacon, all right? But you know, and I'm also not going to just eat a plant based diet. I'm not doing that. I'm going to continue to do what the I'm doing because it's working for me. And with all due respect, sir, at no point there did you say you were any sort of nutritionist. You just read a bunch of that made sense to you, all right? And then you also went to like, you went to like the mainstream thing and that mainstream thing has a bunch of money behind it, okay? From people in the food industry that want to sell the food that they grow. So that place is also naturally perverted or corrupt. I'm not saying it's all, but there is an element of. Would you not agree in that. There's elements of in every thing, including this goddamn podcast. So don't listen to me either. All right, here's the last one here. Accidentally killed girlfriend's cat. Don't know what to do. Billy Choed. That's something I never found funny, that word chod. There's like a certain portion of like part of the country that thinks that that's a funny word, which I believe is like a short fat dick. Got myself in into a little bit of a moral dilemma. I'd appreciate some advice. My girlfriend of Seven months, has an outdoor cat who was really smart and could always find her way back home. Anyways, you can probably see where this is going.
