Nate Craig (122:07)
Listen, you give us our money and we'll have. We'll hold your gold. Great. So they keep my cash and the gold. Do I got to send them a donkey too. And using a prepaid MasterCard, you can pay for goods and services with your money backed by gold or platinum. If you'd rather buy that, I would do that immediately. Or when the dollar crashes. Effectively, what the bank banks used to do before they sold the foundations of our currency here is here in the uk, Gordon Brown sold all the diamonds that back sterling when the bank shit the bed. I don't know what any of that means here in the uk, Gordon Brown? Who's Gordon Brown? Or is that a bank, like fucking JP Morgan? Sold all the diamonds that backed sterling when the bank shit the bed. Oh, okay, so you got your money back, Is that what you're saying? I just this minute signed up. This sounds like a commercial. And I'll be putting some money into it. Although not all my money, as it's always best to diversify when you stash your saving. I think it is much better than Bitcoin as it's actually based on something of value. I love you and go fuck yourself. Sir, why don't you just take your money and go buy a gold coin? Why don't you just do that? Why don't you take your paper and go buy some gold and leave with the gold rather than giving your money to this fucking person you're not going to meet. And he tells you that he has. How do you know there's gold there? He's basically doing what they're doing with Fort Knox, where they say there's all this gold in there and then there's rumors that it's fucking empty. I like the direction you're going in, but I think you went out of the frying pan into the fire with that one, Grant. I don't want to shit on whatever that guy's doing because I got your abridged version of it. But that reminded me of that movie Blow, where Johnny Depp's character gives him $2 million in cash and they give him a book that says $2 million on it and he goes to jail. He never gets his fucking money. All right, My girlfriend's daughter is causing us to break up. Is that a bad thing? Thing? Jesus Christ. I mean, you're already dating somebody that already has a kid, so that's going to be already 100 times harder to make that work. And then the kid doesn't even like you. So, I mean, maybe she's doing you a solid here. Hey, Bill. Okay, here we go. So my girl and I of seven years both work for the same company, and I was Offered a better position in Florida. And she was also offered a position as well. Now, here's where the daughter comes in and fucks up the flow. Yeah, because she probably wants to stay at her school. Her daughter's 14, is just starting high school and refusing to move. And her mother is going along with not forcing her to move and is going to pass her. Is going to pass on her position. We agreed I will not move down and get things in order until she. Wait. We agreed I will move down and get things in order until she gets there in four years. Now, for the past few weeks, we've been getting into more fights, and her reasoning for the fight is, sit down for this one, Bill. She says it's easier for me to leave when she's mad. She's fighting you because it's easier for you to leave when she's mad. I think that's the dumbest fucking reason I've ever heard. Also, she keeps saying, I'm going to go down and find myself some black ass and end up cheating on her while I'm there. Would love to get your take on this situation and get your insight on what I should do. Thanks. And pick up a fucking drink, you pussy. Fuck. I would say. I'd say there's a staggering lack of trust. I think the key here is to not get into an argument with her, is to just sit down and try and discuss it with her and just say, listen, listen, we agreed that this is what I was going to do. And now what it is is, you know, I think this is what happened. What she did was she did what was best for her daughter and she put herself with you in second. But she still sounds like cares about you and the fact that you're down there. She's worried that you're going to leave and she misses you. I think that that's what's happened. So I would just ask her, is this some, like, misdirected anger where you're actually just saying that you miss me and you love me? Is that what you're saying here? We could work through this. And then if you're really not going to fuck around on her and you're really going to see it through, then you ought to be able to just say, listen, I'll do whatever it takes. I'm going to be there in four years. If you're not lying, I think you ought to be able to work your way through it. And I think this has less to do with the daughter than it has to do with the fact that she just missed it. You. And she's afraid that you're gonna find somebody else down there, evidently. Wherever you moved. Where there's a bunch of black ass down there. That's what I would guess. So you guys need to get on the same page. And you need to have an honest moment with yourself before you fucking slowly tear the band aid off. Either get the fuck out of it or totally commit to her. I mean, seven years at this point. Why aren't you dropping a fucking ring off? That ought to shut her up for a good couple of weekends. It won't shut her up permanently. I can tell you that right now. Oh, I can tell you some stories. Oh, can I tell you? So sit right back and hear a tale, a tale of a married guy who jumps through all the fucking hoops and still gets the evil lie. All right. My wife. My wife is a whole. Dear Billy Butter Tits. Fuck you. I'm losing weight. My wife. My wife decided to have an affair four months ago. Oh boy. Before I knew what was going on, she told me she didn't know if she wanted to be married to me anymore and that it was because I was too controlling. And by controlling she means. I told her as a stay at home mom, I had expectations. I expected her to keep the house clean and take care of our children, as we agreed when she quit her job. Yeah, I mean, which is a totally fair ask, you know, but nowadays in this world of hyper fucking feminism, not all feminists are bad. But the fucking, the, the God is great. Fucking crazy ones there. Yeah, they would say that that was sexist. That, you know, well, why don't you work all fucking day and then come home and also have the house clean, you know what I mean? I mean, look, if you got a bunch of kids, it can only be so fucking clean. But the least you could do is order a pizza, right? Anyways, I would come home to her friends being at the house and her drinking all afternoon. Well, Jesus Christ, she's not even making an effort. This is what happens when you have in the first round, buddy. You know, you get those second rounders, they got something to fucking prove, you know, that's what happens when you marry a 10. I'm assuming she's good looking. If you're putting up with this shit, I would get home from work after being gone 15 hours and have to say something about how I felt that the house was a wreck and there was no dinner in sight. It never seemed to matter. Back in January, we moved to Denver from Atlanta, thinking everything would be better. And she met this 25 year old guy who she proceeded to sneak around behind my back with and bring our children around. No way. I'm 38 and she's 35. We have two children and we've been married for almost 12 years. Yeah, dude. Yeah. This is a wrap. Yeah. And now she wants a divorce and plans to move this kid into our home with our children. Oh my God, dude. This is the worst person ever. I am beside myself with the thought of the divorce and this punk kid living with my children. Oh my God. I know it won't last, but the fact is I don't want my children to be around this piece of shit, let alone living in my house. She thinks this is perfectly okay to put the kids and I through this. I do love her and would do anything to save our marriage. But the truth is she is delusional in at this point and I guess I am too. What do I do to stop this? I know this is not my fault because I busted my ass to build the life she always dreamed of only for her to think she can kick me out of it. Any advice and or the lovely Nia you could give would be greatly appreciated. Thanks. And go fuck yourself. Yeah, man. I mean, this is the things. This is what can happen to a guy. But you're not allowed to talk about this on television, are you? You never, never, never. You can talk about guys being overbearing, domestic violence, all those things that should be brought to light, but they will not talk about this. You watch Dr. Phil talk about this. You watch him blame the guy. So she saying the reason that she sucked his was because you weren't paying enough attention to her. You need to try to pay attention more to her while she's sucking his dick. What do I do to stop this? I don't know. At this point I would be thinking about my kids and how I could make this as. Look, dude, is this what the fuck she wants to do? This is what the fuck she wants to do. Do how you make this as easy a transition your divorce. I can tell you this. I know you called her a here. Don't ever say that to your kids. Because at the end of the day, it's still their mother and you gotta, you know, you gotta look the other way. I don't know, dude. This is. This is outside my realm. I can tell you this. Dude, you're fucking 38 years old. You sound like a great fucking guy. I would just. Whatever you got to do for your kids, I would do that her is a fucking lost cause, all right? And I would. Yeah, I would do that. And I would start P90Xing and go out and get yourself a fucking beautiful, good hearted fucking woman. Maybe even if you have time. I would go to therapy and figure out. Figure out how the you ended up. Unless she's just a total psycho, like, so you don't go out and marry that again. Figure that out. What the. I'm trying to marry you off already. Jesus Christ. You're just getting out of something. I don't know, dude. This is my head spinning over this one because I'm putting myself in your shoes. I don't know what the I would do. Oh, man, that's a rough one. Some other guy going and telling your kids to pipe down. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah, I would talk to somebody about this way beyond my fucking educational level. That's what I would do. I hope you get through this thing. And what a fucking mistake she's making, I can tell you that. But the way you described her. Granted, I only get your side of it. She does not sound like the point of person that even when she does does it up, she'll admit it. She'll probably still put it on you and. But you know what? It'll all come out in the wash and your kids are gonna know that you're a fucking good guy. So. Whoa, geez. Can we. Can we end on that? I don't know. I don't think so. Hang on a second. Nia. Okay, my fault. I thought she could. Come on. She can't. She's got to do mommy duty. I gotta have her back on more, man. Man, miss having her on here. Anyways, that's the. That's the podcast for this week. How about those? Dolphins 1 and O, top of the AFC east, you know, Patriots 1 and 1 in second place. It's still early. Kansas City looking tough. What else? Cowboys defense is in shambles. Brett Ernst called me or text me all concerned about that. But it's still early. It's still fucking early. We'll see. What's going on. My beautiful daughter's crying downstairs, so I'm gonna go handle that shit. And literally and figuratively. God knows. That's it. I'll check in on you on Thursday. Enjoy the Monday Night Football game tonight. And once again, congratulations to The Cleveland Indians. 22 in a row. I've not, you know, obviously never saw that ever. That's fucking incredible. That's almost. It's almost one in a month's worth of games. Yeah, Bill. There's 30 days in a month, and they almost play every day. Yeah. Thank you, Bill. All right, go yourselves. I'll talk to you on Thursday.
