Monday Morning Podcast - March 13, 2025 Episode Title: New York, L.A. Airspace, Shakespeare | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-13-25 Host: Bill Burr Release Date: March 13, 2025

Bill Burr returns with another engaging episode of the Monday Morning Podcast, delivering his trademark blend of humor, rants, and personal anecdotes. This episode delves into a variety of topics, including Burr's recent media appearances, his theatrical endeavors, sports updates, reflections on technology, and insights into his personal life and parenting. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key points, discussions, and notable quotes from the episode.

1. Recent Media Appearances and Promotions

Bill Burr kicks off the episode by sharing his experiences on popular morning shows, Good Morning America (GMA) and The Breakfast Club. He reflects on the contrasting vibes of these shows compared to more serious news outlets like CNN or FOX News.

• Good Morning America Experience:
  "There was a chef there making food. There were puppies. I was playing with puppies. It's like impossible to be in a bad mood doing one of those fucking shows."
  (00:22)

• Promotion of Stand-Up Special:
  Burr enthusiastically promotes his stand-up special, "Drop Dead Years," set to release on Hulu.
  "I'm going to whore myself out and...my stand up special, Drop Dead Years is coming out, I think tomorrow on Hulu."
  (00:49)

2. Theatre Previews and Play Involvement

Burr discusses his involvement in a new play, highlighting the excitement and challenges of performing in previews before the official opening night.

• Understanding Previews:
  "I've learned that previews are not official shows yet. You’re just sort of working the show out now in front of a crowd."
  (03:26)

• Performance Dynamics:
  He expresses fascination with how actors interact with the audience and adapt their performances based on crowd reactions.
  "Watching him try it out and adjusting it and everything... you can try out stuff, but you have to bring it."
  (03:26)

• Emotional Investment:
  Burr shares his anticipation and emotional connection to the play, especially as it gains momentum with each performance.
  "I'm already thinking of how sad I'm gonna be on the last night... this is gonna be one of those things that totally lives up to the hype."
  (05:00)

3. Sports Updates and L.A. Airspace

The conversation shifts to sports, with Burr providing updates on various leagues and discussing L.A. airspace issues.

• Sports Seasons:
  Baseball is back, and hockey and basketball are heading into playoffs. MotoGP and F1 are also on the horizon, with March Madness adding to the sports frenzy.
  "Baseball's coming back, Hockey and basketball is getting close to the playoffs... you got March Madness coming up."
  (06:24)

• L.A. Airspace Commentary:
  Burr touches upon the complexities of L.A.'s airspace, although specific details are minimal in the transcript.

4. Technology and Helicopters

Burr delves into his interest in aviation, specifically helicopters, and shares information about the Robinson Helicopter Company's latest model.

• New Helicopter Model:
  "They unveiled in Dallas that they have a new helicopter coming out. You guessed it, the 88, which is a 10 passenger helicopter."
  (07:50)

• Aviation Preferences:
  He expresses a preference for flying planes over helicopters due to cost and speed advantages.
  "I kind of wish I learned how to fly a plane instead of a helicopter because helicopters are just so expensive... they can only go so fast."
  (08:20)

5. Personal Stories and Reflections

Burr shares various personal stories, including his experiences with motorcycles, gym memories, and reflections on nature and parenting.

• Missing Flying and Motorcycling:
  "As much fun as I'm having doing this play, I really miss flying and I miss riding a motorcycle."
  (08:50)

• Gym Memories:
  Burr reminisces about his gym days, highlighting memorable encounters with fellow gym-goers.
  "I remember when I saw this guy curling 225 pounds... he was just built like the Hulk."
  (27:03)

• Nature and Deity:
  A poignant story about a mother bird rejecting one of her chicks leads Burr to question the concept of a loving God.
  "The harshness and the sadness of that is what makes me not be able to get my head wrapped around a loving God that created this."
  (20:10)

6. Parenting and Family Life

Burr delves into his life as a parent, discussing his relationship with his daughter and the dynamics of family life.

• Parenting Challenges and Rewards:
  "Anybody who says that being a parent is hard is a fucking pussy... she's asleep downstairs, man. She's fucking awesome."
  (32:47)

• Balancing Career and Family:
  He talks about managing his career while being present for his daughter, emphasizing the joys and occasional frustrations.
  "I'm still trying to keep the hobbies going, but they're starting to wobble on the sticks here."
  (20:10)

7. Audience Emails and Interaction

The episode features interactions with listeners through emails, where Burr responds with his characteristic humor and candidness.

• DDP Yoga Recommendation:
  An email recommends DDP Yoga to Burr regarding his "dad bod," and he humorously contemplates its benefits.
  "I got the one cognac. And then immediately my body's like, hey, why don't we have 15 more."
  (35:17)

• Trans Wrestling Debate:
  Burr engages in a spirited discussion about trans athletes in wrestling, showcasing his blunt perspective.
  "If this is actually a fucking advantage, all this is going to do is make me better. You know what I mean?"
  (47:00)

• Documentary Recommendations:
  He responds sarcastically to documentary suggestions, blending humor with his viewpoints on media.
  "I haven’t seen it, but I watched the trailer and it looked great. I don't know about the name Ice Guardians."
  (52:52)

8. Cultural and Social Commentary

Burr offers his takes on various cultural issues, including team name changes, Ancestry.com, and societal shifts.

• Team Name Changes:
  He criticizes the renaming of sports teams for political correctness, expressing frustration over superficial changes.
  "They changed the Bullets to the Rays. They just stopped popping the villains... but they didn't change the Redskins."
  (51:00)

• Ancestry.com Skepticism:
  Burr mocks the trend of genetic testing for ancestry, questioning its value and relevance.
  "I don't understand why people are going on Ancestry.com. Why would you go to a fucking website and let them take a swab of your saliva?"
  (50:00)

• Urban Development Critique:
  He laments the loss of cultural neighborhoods to strip malls and commercial developments.
  "What do you guys think of the new Russian flag? I kind of like the old one. The old one was the shit all red with that sickle."
  (53:10)

9. Upcoming Events and Final Remarks

Burr concludes the episode by teasing upcoming events, including a book signing for Stephen Adler's mother and his scheduled appearances at the Improv in San Jose Cruz.

• Book Signing Promotion:
  "Deanna Adler, Stephen Adler's mom, wrote a book, Sweet Child of Mine... she's all excited slash nervous that no one's gonna show up."
  (60:00)

• Final Reflections:
  Burr wraps up with his signature farewell, encouraging listeners to engage with his content and upcoming shows.
  "Thanks for listening to the podcast. Go yourselves."
  (32:47)

Notable Quotes

• On Good Morning America:
  "It's like impossible to be in a bad mood doing one of those fucking shows."
  (00:42)

• On Previews vs. Official Shows:
  "Previews are not official shows yet. You’re just sort of working the show out now in front of a crowd."
  (03:26)

• On Gym Memories:
  "That player was just a walking refrigerator. Yeah. Never forgot him."
  (28:54)

• On Parenting and Discipline:
  "Can you just slap me with your sandal? You know, can you just imagine the look on his face as he just sits there."
  (40:55)

• On Cultural Changes:
  "We have to stop these strip malls. All right, do you have a solution? No, I don't."
  (52:52)

Conclusion

Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast offers a multifaceted exploration of his life, career, and perspectives on various societal issues. Through candid storytelling and unfiltered humor, Burr engages listeners with relatable anecdotes and sharp commentary. Whether discussing his theatrical pursuits, gym nostalgia, or navigating the complexities of parenting, Burr maintains a consistent voice that resonates with his audience. This episode is a testament to his ability to blend personal experiences with broader cultural critiques, making it both entertaining and thought-provoking for longtime fans and new listeners alike.