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You know, I'm gonna say what they always say, plenty of time left. It's plenty of time for them to score 32 points and shot him out in the second half. I will tell you, the Arizona Cardinals, the all white uniform is the shit that takes me back to when they were the St. Louis Cardinals with Mel Gray, O.J. anderson, Jim Hart, Neil Lomax, Dan Deardoff. That was my favorite time in Dan Deardoff's career when he played football. Because you couldn't hear him talking. No, you know what it is? There's a lot of announcers that, you know, you think you don't like them. Wasn't it really that your team sucked during their career and they were just being honest? I think that that's what it was. If I really was to honestly go back and look at Dan Dardoff, the Patriots were not a good fucking team. And he was just stating the obvious. And rather than me being an adult and just admitting that the patch sucked during that time, I chose instead to kill the messenger. That's what it really is. Hall of Fame. Who the fuck am I to be making fun of a Hall of Fame offensive lineman too? I like talking to offensive linemen about defensive linemen because they think they're all dumb. They think they. They just. They just think like their whole game plan is get guy with ball. Right? Like they're not. There's no technique. They don't have set plays, stunts and all of that shit. They. And obviously they know that, but they're like, what we're doing is way more complex. So I was Always interested to hear the shit talk down there, you know, when some guy across the line is like, I'm gonna fucking run you over. Well, yeah, I mean, what else you gonna do? Get a job as an accountant, you dumb fuck. Can guarantee you that has never been said on a football field, but that would be fantastic. Hey, any offensive lineman out there, I would love to write some jokes for you. All right? But the thing is, is you got to be miked up because I want. I got to hear. You know what I mean? This is like, one time I wrote for. I wrote for somebody hosting an award show, and I got a. I wasn't sure if I. If that would be something that I would like to do. It's like, I want to tell Joe got the laugh. And then, like, to do that gig, I couldn't believe how fucking nervous I was because, you know, you write all of these jokes, and there was a bunch of people in the writers room, and all of a sudden they pick one of the jokes that you wrote. And I remember when it was coming up, just sitting there on fucking pins and needles, and. And it got a laugh. And be beyond being relieved, I was psyched for the person that told the joke. Yeah, it felt like team sports, but, like, with comedy, like, I didn't let him down. You know, fucking put. I put the. I, you know, nice saucer pass right on the fucking tape. Right on the tape. A lot of hockey references. I've watched the most Bruins hockey I've watched in a long time just because I finally been, like, home this time of year. And, dude, I gotta tell you, man, we. We. We are looking all right. Seven and one, the last eight games. We won three in a row, then lost six. And I'm like, oh, no, they're gonna figure it out. They. You know, the aches and pains of rebuilding or whatever, and they just beat the Leafs. I've been missing the games because I've been working. I got. I got a little bit of work right now, but I've just been following in the. In the newspapers there or whatever, online, however the fuck you do it now. And we're actually number two in the east in our division, the Atlantic Division. It's always going to be the Adams Division to me, behind the fucking Montreal Canadiens. Look at them. They got a team now. And the Pittsburgh Penguins are a good team. I'll never like the Penguins. I'll never like the Penguins. I just. I. I just can't with that team. You know, it's not the pieces of that they have in their ring of honor. It's. It's the fact that they have the nerve to complain all of those years about the way people were treating Sidney Crosby. You know what I mean? You just can't have people like headhunting, ending people's career and blowing out knees. And you're going to put them in the ring of honor. So obviously you condone that style of play, and then you're going to be like a fucking broad about it, that if it happens to your guy, you're going to sit there and complain. Like once when they bitched about the Islanders, that was it for me. I was like, fuck. Fuck this organization. Other than that, I got no beef with him. Tackle a guy. Now, of course, they're just going right down the field. My New England Patriots, all of a sudden, they're fucking 8 and 2. You know, I don't know. Like, we. There's a chance. I don't. I don't. Who knows? There's a. Still early on, but there's a chance we could actually win the division. Who saw that at the beginning of the year? I sure as hell didn't. Mike Vrabel, coach of the year, Is it too soon to say that? I don't know. He's got to be in the running considering where we were last year versus now, and he's doing a great job with all of these injuries that we have, beating a strong Tampa Bay Buccaneer team. Oh, my God, when we threw that fucking end zone pick in the end zone, the last thing you wanted to do, throw it out of the end zone, get the three points, and then make them go down the field, score a touchdown, and get eight points. When we threw that pick, I was like, ah, fuck, here we go, right? But I was sitting there thinking, like, you know what? They've only scored 16 points the whole game. There's only six minutes left. Our defense, and of course, they just go right down the field. The amount of fucking times I have seen that team just, you know, scores 12 points, 13 points, and all of a sudden they get the ball back, they're still in striking distance, and all of a sudden they just go down the field like they've scored 50 points on you that day. But I love is not only did the Patriots stop them, we blitzed them twice on that drive. And I got to tell you, that separates Mike Vrabel, I feel, from like, 98%. That's a false start. What the fuck? Sorry. Cardinals driving. I should stay on for this whole half. If they come back Anyway, I think that sets Mike vrabel Apart from 98% of the coaches in the league. Most of them would have gone into some stupid fucking prevent Rush 3 like the Giants did a few weeks ago. Russian 3. Mean, at that point, even old freckles, 57 years old, I could dump it off to somebody. All right, Bill, let's not get crazy. You're right, you're right. I got a little. Listen, I'm very passionate about this subject, okay? You've been playing defense the whole game and you've been shutting them down. Keep playing defense. Don't go into make a wish defense, you know, all the way down to your own 20. And then you start playing D. We're going to take 30 seconds off the clock and just give them four shots at the fucking end zone. That's how we plan on winning this game. They got the ball on the fucking 30. I'll tell you. I don't even know what I'm talking about right now because I just had my second cup of coffee and that's an incomplete pass, baby. Incomplete pass. There you go, there you go. What is it now? Third and goal. Yeah, I had a couple of. Jesus Christ. I'm surprised they didn't call that. Where was his hand? No, that was fine. What is the rule? You can't have it on his hip and pull him around. He was kind of doing that. I don't know. Why the fuck would you run it there? It was third and goal and they were like on their own seven yard lines and they ran it up the gut. I don't know. That was fucking bizarre. Anyway, I know I have the TV on. I'm getting distracted here. The was I talking about? Nothing important. Anyway, I had a quick acting gig. I'm back in la, but I was up in. I was up in Vancouver. Vancouver, Canada. And oh, now it's fourth and goal. Okay, now it's fourth and goal. So third and goal. You picked up a couple yards. Okay, I get it, I get it. Anyway, plowing ahead here I was up in Vancouver doing a. I had a quick acting gig. And I gotta tell you, you know, they, they had me staying downtown and like the level of junkies just openly, like I only saw one smoking crack, like out in the open, dude. It was like Escape from New York, Vancouver style, right? So my lovely wife came up because she's, she's just the best. She came up, we had an awesome time when I wasn't working and she was walking down the street going like, what a. Didn't you run it in, it's wide open. Why didn't you just run it in anyway? Why am I rooting against my bet? So she's walking. Walking down the street, right? We went to this. This restaurant, you know, Nia, she knows everywhere to go, right? So she gets the whole layout. She goes, you go up, you just focus on your acting gig. I'll find out. I'll find the best coffee spots for you and the best restaurants, right? You know, so that's what she does, right? So we go to this restaurant, this Italian place, and, you know, we come walking in, everybody knows about the place. So there's like, no tables. And they said, okay, we can put you on the list. You know, go down the street. There's a. There's a. There's a little wine bar down the street and hang out. We'll. We'll text you if we get a table. So we're like, cool. So we go down the street, we start walking down this street. Dude, it was like we were in a goddamn zombie movie. Just people nod. One guy nodding off in the street, like a bunch of people just like it looked like. You ever see those old school pictures of New York City before air conditioning? And at night, everybody used to hang out on the stoops and like, you know, that was like community. And everybody would be talking and joking around and telling stories or whatever. It was like that, except everyone was on drugs. And, you know, that was. When we walked by, this lady was just like, smoking crack. I mean, it was brutal. And Nia is going like, God damn. She's like, this city, this is hardcore. And I was like, well, yeah, they don't view. I. She goes, why is it like that here? And I was telling her that they don't view. They don't criminalize doing drugs. They view it as a disease. So they don't arrest you for doing that. They try to get you help. She goes, yeah. And I go, yeah. So that's what that looks like. You know, it's the classic. Whenever you go left or whenever they go right to try to fix a problem, they never go all the way. They just take one step. So it's like, okay, you made the step of not criminalizing it. These people are in pain. Like, the stuff they. A lot of those, you know, came from broken homes. They were beaten, they were molested, they fought in a war. Something happened to them, and then they're there. They're trying to numb the pain. They need help. So you just decriminalize it. And then like, let's fucking get him into a treatment center. But blah, blah, blah. There's got to be something. You just don't decriminalize it. I'm sure they did a little more, but like, if they went the other way, what the fuck was that? After a goal line stand, what do you do to reward your defense? You come out, you throw a fucking defense. A fucking interception to. Oh, you actually did great this week. I'll get back to the drug. Oh, it hit the. Hit a helmet. My fault, my fault, my fault, my fault, my fault. He ricocheted it off. You know what? That defensive lineman pushing the smarty pants offensive lineman into the quarterback should get a half an assist. You ain't get half a sack. You should get half an interception on that. Nice catch though. Anyway, yeah, then, then what happens is then a right wing person got me a fucking clear and it's just like, then they just fucking throw them in at alligator Alcatraz. Like it's never like. I don't know. So anyway, so here's the thing. Living in Los Angeles, you know, I don't know a lot about Vancouver, but living in Los Angeles. Like how like right wing people like to show Los Angeles is they completely ignore 99% of it and they just show skid row and they just go, look at this place. Just an absolute fucking shithole. And they just shit all over it and they shit all over Canada and they don't realize that most of the people that they're showing are probably people that fought, you know, in the never ending Iraqi situation, whatever it's called. They have ptsd. They ended up on the fucking. These are the same people that you were cheering halftime at a fucking football game. Come back to the country, you know, a year and a half, two years later with what happens when you have to do what you have to do in a war and, and they end up out there and you're shitting all over. And anyway, so then they, they depict Los Angeles. Like that is Los Angeles. It's like it isn't Los Angeles. It's not, not Los Angeles. But like, I never see that. I'm not down there. So that's what I liked about the World Series is the World Series went the opposite way, where they finally started showing, you know, beautiful women out fucking roller skating in Venice and Santa Monica beaches. Um, you know, I don't know. So I was saying to my wife, I go, there's no way this is what Vancouver looks like. We're just in, we're just, we're on skid row here, so we have to get out of here. So then, you know, we went to the west end, went over a couple of bridges and we're like, okay, here we go. Here's the rest of the city. Let's, let's give this city. It's just do or whatever. But like, for the life of me, for the life of me, the fact that that is a thing now. Two things that blow my mind. Comedians trashing other comedians in specials and on podcasts. Just the cannibalism of that. And then also watching like states hating other states. It's like, did we learn anything? Have we learned anything? I just don't understand it. All right, touchdown Cardinals. I'll shout out to the wide receiver for not shushing the crowd if I see one more wide receiver make a catch and shush a crowd while his team is losing. I do love that guy on, on the Falcons who was killing the Patriots last week. That Drake London kid, he's fucking amazing. But every time he would catch a touchdown pass, he would shush the crowd the whole time his team was losing. It's just like there's still something to cheer for. Despite the fact that you just caught another touchdown pass, you are still losing. Here we go. Go for the two point conversion, you know, try to score another touchdown and only get two points for it. Watch, I'll be wrong. They hike the ball. He's going to the end zone. And he got it. And there you go. See? Shows you what the fuck I know. Anyway, look at this shit. Now it's 38, 15. So now what? Now I got a. Fucking sweat this out. Whatever. It was lucky they had two deflections. A deflection for an interception and a deflection for a touchdown. He got both feet down. He made, he, he did in fact make a football move. It was in fact a catch. So anyway, yeah, I have, I have come to the conclusion that the Internet is fucking evil. And it's, it's how they not like on purpose. It's just negative controversy and, and, and people screaming and yelling each other. It's the only way to get views because it's just so much. How are we going to stand out, do something positive and be nice to people. People. No one wants to see that. That's not entertaining. So I don't know, other than people like doing crazy tricks on skateboards or doing athletically or musically, it's just kind of like human beings being mean to. So I am, I'm trying to avoid it. I'M trying to avoid it because I don't want to. I don't want to, you know, I don't want to go through life like that. I've had enough. You know, all I need is a, I don't even know what the fuck I need, but I don't need to be going around upset about I don't even know what it is and be and get myself all fucking worked up over something a robot said or a bot. I really want those nerds to just ask them the question, like, why do you do that? Like you just go around trolling your own countrymen. You can't see what that's doing to people. You can't see that. Or like these fucking asshole. I always talk about those 24 hour news network, that's all you guys fucking do. And then when something positive happens and people try to bring people together, then all of a sudden you give a fuck about human rights and start demonizing. Oh, the fuck could you? How the fuck could I do that? How fuck could you tear your own country apart, you cunts? Oh, am I ever gonna let that go? Wasn't I talking about forgiveness? Think I was. I think I was. All right, I'm off the rails here. I'm just babbling. What else? I'm watching an amazing trilogy on the Criterion Collection which I said is, is Cinemax for smart people. There's still nudity, there's still plenty of violence, but, oh, it is just done in such an artistic way. So I'm watching this trilogy of movies called Carlos. I watched the first one and I am into the second one. It's about this terrorist who is active, as far as I can tell, from the late 60s into the mid-80s. Carlos the Jackal. And I guess he was famous. I was too young to, to know about it. And the act, the lead actor in it, everybody is amazing, but the lead actor who plays Carlos is incredible. Sorry, I got the hiccups. And I, I, I can't recommend it highly enough. There's so much good shit out there on that channel, the Criterion channel. All right? If you want to balance out, you know, a little social media, little, you know, scrolling brain dead, you know, no problem. I get it. Sometimes you don't want to think, but every once in a while I feel like, you know what? I've watched enough dumb. I should watch something that maybe the people that made it actually gave a. I would definitely check out the Criterion channel. They gotta send me a sweatshirt or something. Jesus Christ. I've been hyping that channel lately. What else? Was there anything else? Yeah, I found like a bunch of good coffee shops when I was up there in Vancouver and. And then also I'm psyched to get back because now I'm done for the year. I don't have anything else really to do as far as traveling and everything. So I got this new exercise that I saw. It's kind of some Dave Elitch and some Mike Johnston on how to free yourself up behind the kit. And I just. I gotta, like, commit to this. I don't know why I just. I get so excited to go in and play along to these songs that I'm trying to figure out. And I always tell myself, you know, for the first 10 minutes I'm just gonna concentrate on flowing around the kit that I da. And I just never get around to it. So I finally just googled the same way I googled how to forgive people, which, like I said, I can't wait to see just that Google alone how much that's going to change the type of ads that are sent my way. You fucking cunt. The fucking holding call. Jesus Christ. Does anything kill a drive like a fucking holding call? Oh, yeah. Jesus Christ, he mugged him. All right, well, you can't get mad if he actually did it anyway, so here we go. It's this really easy thing where you just have this one bar pattern that you play. You get that down, you move it around the kit and everything. So you get to the point where it's just, you know, you don't even have to think. So then what you do as you're playing that, you just sort of sing a Fill in your head and. Oh, my God, don't even tell me they just turned it over again. Guys, the wheels are falling off. What in the fucking fuck you gonna. That's a fumble. Oh, my God. You gotta be kidding me. That's a fumble. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You gotta be kidding me. Oh, my God. They have played the whole fucking second half in their own end. Look at Sam Donald. He's like, Jesus fucking Christ. Balls going off helmets, shit getting deflected. Oh, my God. This is everything I hate about football. Now how the fuck are you up 38, 7 and 10 minutes later, all of a sudden it's like, wait a minute, you gotta be kidding me. Are they gonna lose this game? I don't even give a. I don't even give a. There you go. Seven yards. Why not? Why the not? Anyway, so I think the Mike Johnson thing, it was kick right, left, kick Right, left, leg kick left, left, right. So it's eight, eight note thing, kick right, left, kick right, left, left, right. Okay, see, play that four times, 16th notes. And as you know, get that moving around the kit and everything and then you just start singing a fill. I am committing to that, you know, or, you know, I got some triplet that I've been working on. Maybe I'll just play that and then like singing the fills because I already have like a bunch of 16th, no triplet things that I can kind of go in and out of. But it's still just, you know, I'm not saying anything, you know what I mean? Like, if they were words, I'm just going like, you know, yellow car, yellow car. And then like I'm saying that, brown car, brown car, yellow car, brown car. You know what I mean? Just like, it's not a scent. That's not. If you, if I was to put it in words, I'm just like saying this four times and then saying this word four times and then I'm saying it two times and then this word three times. But I'm just, I'm not. They just memorized. I'm not listening to what I'm playing, I'm not feeling what I'm playing, I'm just doing it. So I have always been fascinated and I think that this is like, this is like, like a comedian that can, has found his or her voice, can just go with the flow, can write on stage, riff on stage, crowd says something, you can just interact with them. You can do your jokes in any order or whatever. I'll be honest with you, it's hard to learn how to do that as a comedian. And you're doing it speaking the English language, which you speak all the time with everybody. So you're always sort of jamming with other people, improvising, listening to them, which makes you say something else. To be able to learn how to do that on a fucking instrument is the closest thing to like magic to me, okay, fuck David Blaine, that guy, you know, I'm no disrespect to that guy, okay? If you really could do that shit, why wouldn't you just go fucking rob a bank? You know, if you're going to be selfish or like, do something that would help the world instead of just freaking out black people and making them run away from you. That's kind of funny, white people's reaction to David Blaine, they just sort of stand there and black people run away. I, I feel like that really just says like, you know, I think if you don't run away, it kind of the lead. The. The least impressed you are with it, the closer you are to, like, the Illuminati. You, like, know some shit. You just kind of like, oh, this is just the. You're doing. Or maybe you. You, like, know of a technology that exists that other people. Now, I think I'm. I think I'm reading into it too much. Not. Not. Not me. Not me reading into too much. All right, dude, what's the over under that? The Arizona Cardinals are going to be down one score. We'll say eight points by the time I'm fucking done with this podcast. What do I got? How much time I got left? I got 31 minutes. 31. Wilbur Montgomery, the best 31 that ever played in the league. My opinion. All right, anyway, so that's what I'm going to be working on. And like I said, I've always said I gotta say shit out loud. If I say it out loud, then I do it. If I just think it. It just sort of disappears into the fucking vast emptiness of my giant head. Touchdown. No, he dropped it. He fucking dropped it. Third and 11. You know they're going for it. They got two more shots at the end zone. Just give it to that guy running up the middle again. I threw a little behind him. Do you. Do you guys remember a long time ago, I was doing a podcast when that Viking Saints game, like, the last play of the game? That was what's his face? Stefan Diggs. Okay, so they dumped it underneath. Here we go. Now it's fourth down. It's not even fourth and goal. Five minutes to go. I like this coach of the Cardinals. The dude is jacked. He's got his hat pulled down. You can't see his fucking face. He's locked in Seattle. Coach looks a little concerned. Strong mustache on that offensive lineman, if you're watching. I thought that was Dana White on the sidelines. All right, here we go. 38, 15, 4th and 5. Are they going to go for the first down? Are they going to go for the end zone? Going for the end zone. What happened? What happened? Nothing. Flag. No flag. Oh, he caught it and he got a fucking hand on it. Wow. That's it. Well, now they're going to look at that for fucking three hours. Gonna take another look at it. When he. When he was in the air, did he secure the ball? Did he fucking. Shut up. All right, that's. That's enough of my babbling. But that. That is what. That is what I'm gonna do on drums, because I don't know if you. If you play drums or you play guitar, don't you always hear in your head and you just think, yeah, if I could just do that? I think you just got to do the work to figure out how to do it right. I mean, if you can think it, you can do it right. No, it's not true. I can think about dunking a basketball. I can't do that. Well, within reason. What if it was that easy and all of a sudden, what would you guys do if I did some sort of semi celebrity pickup basketball game and I just took off from the f. One of those ones. The miss shot where it comes up off the rim and that dude jumps up over everybody and just throws it down? The dream of every white guy who can't jump, man. What the. What if I just did that at 57? Bill, how did you do that? Ah, you know, I just laid off cheeseburgers. My whole life I've just been eating them. And then I found out I had high cholesterol, and I just. I didn't eat them for a couple weeks. The next thing you know, I just. You know, I was feeling lighter and I just kind of. I would love a cheeseburger right fucking now. And I mean a real one, not that Smash burger. Horseshit. Looks like somebody smuggled it into the country. Would you have that in your sock? What the fuck is that? I can't even see any meat. One of the most overrated. Like, just like, overrated things. All right, overrated things. I would say Smash burgers, dishwashers, and remember koozies. Remember that? That was the dumbest ever. Well, when you hold the beer in your. Your hand, your hand makes the thing more like. How long does it take you to drink the thing? Or does your hand get too cold? You. There was. I don't even. I didn't even see those things anymore. That was also, like, when you knew you had a problem. That's when you knew, like, your alcohol intake was getting out of control when you were going to the. The gift shop. You know, when you actually had, like, a Miller High Life T shirt, like a koozie. You know, I remember, like, there was a thing back in the day, like, you could smoke Marlboros. These guys used to just smoke Marlboro Reds. And they would save, like, something. The barcode or the box top, like cereal or some shit, and. Okay, good. They kept it on the fucking ground. There's no holding call. Is that a horse collar? Anyway, that was. Oh, yeah, you could send these things in and they would send you like a jacket and all of this. And that was still going on right when I started standup comedy. And a lot of comedians had jokes about how, you know, they smoked enough cigarettes, they had enough credits to get their own iron lung and like that. I will tell you, I. I do miss smoking. I never thought I would ever say that. I really miss smoking cigars, but I'm only like 14 days into this hundred day run, so it usually takes like 10 days. But there was something about being up there in Vancouver, and I went by like this cigar place and they had. Allegedly had Cuban cigars in there. You know, I learned that the hard way that, like, most of them are fake. Even in countries where they're legal. This, this, this the. Just the demand versus the supply. It's just so. I don't know, like, even people who don't smoke cigars know that Cuban cigars are the best. So they're trying to get them or whatever. So you can just. I don't know. It's stupid. All right, first down. Who the fuck is this? Running back for the Seattle Seahawks. Jesus Christ. Is he that good? Is the offensive line. Let me see what the offensive line is doing here. Oh, I'd say, yeah. That's a gaping fucking hole. Could have driven a fucking bus through that goddamn thing. Still, though. Anyway. All right, let's get to the reads for this week. What do we got here? Quo. Q, U, O. Quo. Everybody. You know, running a business on a clunky old phone system is like competing with one hand tied behind your back. 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I let my wife handle fucking the Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson shit. And I do the AC dc, Black sab, a nice portfolio of music, the kind of portfolio that you can use on Robin Hood. Look at that. I brought it back. I brought it back. All right, here we go. All right. Where did it go? Where did it go? Okay. Kids and teens with phones. I know that's. I'm gonna have to deal with that in the next 10 years, Bill. Kids do not need phones. No, they don't. Aside from the constant radiation and the addictive blue screen light, their addictions are getting out of control. Parents are partially to blame. I got one for you. Adults don't need phones. You don't need it. You could just have all of your shit go to your fucking laptop and once every five or six hours you can check in on your text messages. I can tell you this, 99% of text messaging is bullshit. It's just somebody that's on their phone. They don't even know why they're on their phone. Then they just text you, and then you talk back and forth and you fucking text live about a fucking game. It's stupid. I don't think anybody needs them. Parents are partially to blame. I think they're 100% to blame. If a kid can't afford a fucking phone and they still have one, that means the parent bought it. Uh, it's their fault because they don't want to spend time with their kids and engage with them. Well, nobody makes that decision. I think people, I think parents are also addicted to their phones. It's definitely a time suck. And. And they're finding more and more studies that for the developing brain, it's horrible. Forget about a fully developed brain. I don't know. I just find when I'm off the. I think better, I think smarter. Not like everybody says. This person goes on to say, okay, so they don't want to spend time with their kids and engage with them, so they hand them an iPad with a stupid game where they have to tap the screen like a video poker machine in a shitty casino bar. I say partially because obviously most don't know that it's not just neglected, but also actively harming their kids brains. Apple's new phone has a higher blue light output than any of their previous phones, so that's swell. How bad has it gotten? A teacher got pepper sprayed by a student in Nashville after taking her phone away in class. Yeah, I mean, it's like. It's like taking somebody's drugs. All right, there's 13 minutes left or so. 13, 31. I believe my old man eyes. 38, 15. The Seahawks are driving. Now, this is one of these things that they just kick a field goal, I'm done. I'm gonna cover. Right. But what they're gonna do, for some stupid reason I don't watch, they'll probably go for it on fourth down here whenever that comes about anyways. But getting back to it. Yeah, that's gonna be a really tough thing with my kids, because this is the first year my daughter hasn't asked for a phone. She knows she's not getting one. And we really limit any sort of, like, TV screen time. We're really pretty good about that. I mean, I think I'm doing a good job because my kids come home, they say, dad, you wanna play baseball? You want to ride bikes? You want to play drums? We're always in the driveway or out in our backyard. We got a nice backyard. And, you know, summertime, we're always swimming. So I kind of make sure. But then, you know, there is that thing where they also have to kind of know about them. But I feel like it's school and shit, they interact with them. I don't know. It's fucking terrible. The whole thing is. The whole thing is. And it's always been this way. Why there's always been this way. It's just now they have way more access to your kids, which is really creepy. And they. And they're sitting there. You have to look at the phone, like you've just let a stranger into the house, and it's talking to your kid. It's really creepy. And everything is designed to get people addicted to it, especially on the phone. And. And the Internet basically, is just like. I don't know. Once. Once they discovered addiction, every business, like I said, they. They didn't view heroin addiction as horrific. They. They looked at it with envy. Like, I wish people craved what we're selling. Or. Or they wish they craved our food the way they crave drugs and shit, and they just put chemicals in it. They did studies on the human brain and figured out ways to make their shit addictive. And politicians sat back and let them do it because they paid them off. That's basically it. And anybody who tried to get them to stop was just called a fucking socialist. Anytime. Anytime you look out for the people, you're a fucking socialist. So I don't know I am of the belief that you are on your own. I don't give a. If you join a group or you're strong into politics, you're still on your own. So you gotta watch out for yourself first so you can look out for your kids. So I don't know. I'm still on my phone a lot, even though I got off social media. I do a lot of duolingo gin rummy and I do this word search thing and those water tube things. I don't know. I'm still fucking addicted to it. I just sort of. It's like you quit drinking and then you fucking smoke weed every day. You know, it's one of those deals, but whatever. I'm working on it. But I appreciate you bringing this stuff up. Does anybody has. Anybody has a question? I have any parents out there who had kids that had phones and iPads and you got rid of them. How did that happen? Did your kids try to pepper spray you? So that's two things, you know, and I. That. And I also need offensive linemen to write in, tell me their situation, and I'll write some fucking jokes for him. I just need a little more background on what happens in the trenches. All right. Forgiving people. Hey, old Billy Bible boy. Heard you talking about forgiveness on Thursday's podcast and felt compelled to reach out because that's something I just recently came to term terms with as well. At 45, I went a couple of decades being pushed and pulled through the spiritual wringer after questioning my faith in God. I believe you're beginning to understand forgiveness. Maybe some of your listeners have not parentheses. I know I didn't for a long time. All right, they kicked a field goal. There we go. All right, stop the bleeding here. 4,000, 115. I believe maybe some of you listeners have not. I know I didn't for the longest time. But when you see that's. That's how you get your point across. If you just say, maybe some of you listeners have not, you guys all would have been like, fucks this guy talking about me for. But the second you say, I know I didn't. I made mistakes for the longest time, blah, blah, blah. Once you do that, people can hear your information. But this person goes on to say, but when you forgive someone, it isn't for the other person, it's for you. I know that's what I'm fucking learning. And that's the hardest thing, because you're sitting there. I'm not forgiving that motherfucker. You know, you don't even need to contact them to forgive them. It's so you can heal and not live with anger, resentment, vengeance, or guilt. When you carry that weight, you have the power to subconsciously hurt yourself and those around you, not to mention end up in jail if you go out and assault somebody. When Jesus was dying on the cross, he said, father, forgive them, for they know not what they are doing. Homeboy was being crucified and was praying for the souls of those killing him, which is pretty metal if you ask me. Yeah, I don't think I would have been saying that. I don't think I would have been trashing him either. I'd be like, oh, I guess. Give me all of this thing. I would have been doing that anyway. There's also a Hawaiian practice for healing called oh, my God, can I buy an O? It's ho. Apostrophe O, P O, N O, P O, N O. Ho. Oponopono. Opo. No, pono. Are you fucking with me? Ho. Openo. Open up. Open phone. Opo. Phono. Anyways, it's like a mental reset button using four short phrases that you repeat while you're thinking of a person situation or even saying it to yourself in a mirror, silently or out loud. Okay, I'm sorry. Acknowledging any role, even unconscious, in the problem. Please forgive me. Asking for forgiveness. Thank you. Express gratitude for the lesson, healing, etc. I love you. Send love to the person, situation, self. Okay, I guess I get thank you for the lesson because I learned something through the pain. And I love you because I'm not going to hate you anymore. I get all of that. Oh, and the lions finally did it. They finally did it. They're finally gonna cover. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I acknowledge any role, even if unconscious, in the problem. I'm sorry I was there. Sorry I was a kid. Like, I don't. What the am I supposed to do with that? Please forgive me. Ask for forgiveness. I don't know. Maybe I'll just do three and four. Anyway, I hope this helps you or someone that's struggling out there. Love the podcast. Fuck the haters and live your truth, man. I am. Yeah, I don't give a fuck what people think unless, you know, if I did something wrong, I will fucking own up to it and apologize to the people that I hurt. But if I didn't do anything fucking wrong, yeah, I don't give a shit what you know, nor do I take it seriously. All right. Pharaoh's got feminism, right? Okay, I'm probably gonna love this Because I'm a big fan of broads in position of power. I am. I am one of the most enlightened meatheads you're ever gonna fucking meet. Oh, for fuck sakes. Jesus fucking Christ. Tackle that guy. What the fuck is that guy's name that got last. That guy's last name was, like, the same thing as this. This Hawaiian thing that I'm supposed to do. I like Hawaiians. There's another fucking place my people just stuck their nose in. They shouldn't have done anything. Jesus Christ. Where was the containment guy? Dove at his fucking ankles and. Okay, here we go. They're just gonna make me sweat it out here. I don't even know what the fucking spread is. I think I had Seattle laying five and a half. There's 11 minutes left. We're up by fucking 23 points, and they're driving down the field. Yeah, she's still got to worry about it. Anyway, here we go. Pharaoh's got feminism, right? Hi, Bill. Fan from Egypt here. Hey, what's going on, dude? Good day. Every once in a while I hear from Egypt. I'd love to go there sometimes. I have no interest in going to the pyramids. It just seems like there's gonna be a long line. I would rather go in Cairo and get some killer food, coffee, hear some bands, play. I'm a cafe person. A cafe with no line. That. That's my shit. I love my wife to death, but Jesus Christ, she will go to one of those Instagram places, and you go to one of those Instagram places and there's a whole. Fuck. I call them Instagram zombies. They're all just standing there like, we went to this Instagram place. And then, of course, it was great, but there was a super long line. And we go to stand in line, and I'm just going, like. I literally go to my wife. I go, this is one of these Instagram places, right? And that's what I was thinking. And right as I was thinking this, the food came, you know, because these people was eating out on the. Out on the sidewalk. And the food came, right? And the lady sets it down, and the woman there goes like, oh, my God, it's so cute. You motherfucker. That wasn't a catch. And they ran a play, too. That was a good move. That looked like it was only one foot in bounce. Ten minutes to go. Yeah, he didn't catch that one. Well, maybe he did. That would have been worth looking at a review. We'll give it up for the Cardinals. Getting up to the line really quickly. Throwing a fucking pass to the back shoulder for a motherfucking touchdown. There you go. 41, 21. I would be nervous, but there's absolutely no defense in the second half of this game. Anyway, plowing ahead here. So this person says, hi, Bill Fan from Egypt here. I don't know if you've been following the news, but last week Egypt opened the biggest museum in the world. And suddenly everybody here is talking about the Pharaohs again. And I've been thinking, I think the Pharaohs actually got feminism right. Oh, my God, they kicked an extra point. Jesus Christ. You never fucking see that anymore. Like, ask any Egyptian today to name one influential Egyptian woman from the last thousand years who wasn't somebody's wife. And nobody has an answer. But ask them about ancient Egypt. Oh, my God, I can't say anything. Hat. She's put no hat. Shep. Sut. Nef. Nef. Fair. T.T. cleopatra. Hollywood. Elizabeth Taylor playing an Egyptian there. Everybody knows them. Nobody knows who their husbands were. Even in the west, you read about World War II, you don't hear a woman's name today. Japan, Mexico and the eu, Half of Europe has women running the place. Well, then how come we're still fucking going in such a crazy direction? I thought if we let them run shit, everything was going to be good. Now I guess there's not enough of them anyway. Even in the US you runner up was a woman. Yeah, that was a missed opportunity, this flim flam guy. Instead, it feels like the world has split into two extreme camps. The west is forcing women into everything just to hit the quota. And in the east, we're acting like they don't exist. I don't know. There's been a lot of pushback. The radicalized left last towards the end of last decade has made the radicalized right in my country feel like they're in the middle and they're not. They're just as insane, you know, say my pronouns. I mean, as nuts as that was, it was fucking. It got just. Now it's just as crazy to the right. And they think that they're fucking sane. They're out of their minds. They're out of their fucking minds. We need sane people on the right and left to settle it down, to listen to each other, to respect one another, to understand that it's the United States. I don't know. I blame it all on the fucking Internet. It just pits people against each other. Like I said, I see it now. Comedians trashing other comedians, like, publicly is insane fucking Insane. Anyway, but I think ancient Egyptians got the balance right. They were like, look, whoever's best gets the job. And it just happened that most of the time it was men, but every couple. You know, I didn't expect that. I thought you were going feminism. That was a nice sit down lady right there. But every couple of centuries, some woman showed up who was just better than everybody else, and people would totally fight every couple of centuries. All right, they built her temples and statues and all the other shit they used to do. There's an interesting festival that I know about recently that ancient Egyptians used to have. During the annual Nile flood, they'd pick the prettiest woman the country, toss them in the river, then all the men would gather and masturbate in the river. What the fuck are you talking about? Was this whole thing just a joke? Anyway, big fan of the podcast. Everything you do. Love you, love to you and your family. Have a Drake great day and go fuck yourself. Wait a minute. Was that just all bullshit? That's fucking hilarious. That was like the most passive aggressive thing ever. I thought that was gonna be totally pro woman, just going like, no, they picked who was best. And every couple of centuries, there would be a woman that had their shit together. All right, you got me. I'm not gonna lie to you. I thought that that was a legit email and turns out you were just fucking with me anyway. I don't know. I like men and women before they get into power. And then I just feel like when you get into power, you don't really have the power, as much as you are now obligated to do the shit that the. The real people in power. Real people in power. You better fucking do this shit or you get a convertible ride in fucking Dallas. That's kind of like what I feel. That's all I'm saying. I just feel like, you know, you will do what they want you to fucking do, or else you will pay the consequences. But I don't think they necessarily have to whack anybody anymore. I think the amount of fucking damage that they can do to you just on the Internet, just, you know, starting rumors and fucking. I think he can just easily steal an election now. I mean, that shit was wild. We just voted in California. It was. The commercial was on fucking tv, saying. Saying that the claiming Republicans were stealing elections, which is not legal and tv, the rules of libel and slander exist, and the Republican party did not sue over that. So it's basically they were. They were stealing fucking like, what are we doing? And Then in other states, they were voting the same thing, going to the Democrat, the red states going, the Democrats are stealing these fucking elections and nobody sued. So my question is, is this part of a whole big division thing? I also think people are such fucking babies now that if they're. If their person doesn't win the election, they immediately assume that it was stolen. But I will say the orange guy was kind of saying, hey, the Tesla guy, really, he really did his job there. He's just kind of. But then he just says so, like, you don't know. He's. It's like, it's really brilliant. Like, I feel like he could. He just babbles and says so much crazy. I kind of feel like in the middle of a speech, he could literally confess to a murder. It wouldn't like. Do you. What was that Will Ferrell movie where he was out on the dance floor and that band was singing hit songs and they kept throwing F bombs in and everybody on the dance floor would sort of like turn their head. Like, did he. He say the F word? Like, I feel like Trump has that ability that he could just fucking. He can just say anything. You can admit to crimes, you can admit to sort of be kind of attracted to another man, but not really, but kind of. But I love women. It's fucking. It's really. It's a wild time, everybody. Speaking of wild times, it's 41 to 22. My team has scored three points in the second half. And the other fucking team, what do they score? They scored two touchdowns and a two point conversion. They've scored 15 points. All right, well, thank God we scored fucking 38 in the first half. All right, that is the podcast, everybody. You don't need to listen to my degenerate fucking gambling shit. I love this coach for the fucking Cardinals. He is not letting you see his face. Jesus. How are you that overweight playing professional sports? That's unbelievable. What's going to happen in your. You know, you got to get the weight off. You don't have to order every appetizer. Sorry. Anyway, just looking at these linemen. All right, so we're down on the fucking 19 kick a field goal here. That would be 44, seven minutes to go. All right, I'm good, I'm good. You never know. Plenty of time left. Oh, yeah, you know, before the game. I saw the guy yet, like an 80 yarder. All right, that's the podcast. Go fuck yourselves. And I will check in on you on Thursday.