Monday Morning Podcast – Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-21-24

Release Date: November 22, 2024

Hosts:

• Bill Burr
• Paul Verzi
• Andrew Themelis
• Jake the Snake
• Nia Renée Hill

1. Opening Remarks

The episode kicks off with Bill Burr greeting listeners and introducing the podcast, followed by Paul Verzi's initial thoughts on communication in modern relationships.

Notable Quote:

• Paul Verzi [00:17]: "You know, sometimes we get so used to just saying things, we don't even know what we're saying..."

2. Relationship Dynamics and Parenting

Bill Burr and Nia Renée Hill delve into their personal relationship, upcoming parenthood, and the challenges of balancing family obligations, especially around holidays like Thanksgiving.

Key Discussions:

• Expectations vs. Reality: The couple discusses their plans for Thanksgiving, with Bill expressing frustration over conflicting family gatherings.

• Announcing Parenthood: They announce their pregnancy, highlighting the emotional and humorous aspects of upcoming changes.

Notable Quotes:

• Bill Burr [58:08]: "I'm going to be a sober dad, but on the road."
• Nia Renée Hill [58:24]: "We’re gonna be parents, everybody. Are you so excited for us?"

3. Political Rants and Social Divisions

Paul Verzi and Bill Burr express their frustrations with the increasing politicization of everyday interactions and media. They critique how relationships and public discourse have become polarized, often leading to unnecessary conflicts.

Key Discussions:

• Social Media Toxicity: The hosts criticize how online interactions have become hostile and divisive.

• Media Influence: They touch upon the role of talk shows and media in exacerbating political divides.

Notable Quotes:

• Paul Verzi [07:43]: "You want to have a talk show, have a fucking talk show. Don’t make it a liberal talk show unless you want to see eventually a conservative one."
• Bill Burr [07:53]: "They got us feeling like, you know, like it’s a football field and we’re playing each other."

4. Touring Experiences and Local Insights

The group shares their experiences while on tour, visiting cities like Ojai, Bakersfield, Modesto, and Stockton. They highlight local attractions, favorite eateries, and the unique charm of smaller towns untouched by corporate dominance.

Key Discussions:

• Mega Texas Barbecue: Bill Burr raves about his experiences at Mega Texas Barbecue in Fresno, detailing his favorite dishes like the Texas Twinkie.

• Warner Theater Nostalgia: Bill recounts his performance at the historic Warner Theater, reminiscing about ACDC's legacy and the venue's enduring charm.

Notable Quotes:

• Bill Burr [02:23]: "Shout out to mega Texas Barbecue once again. My second time going there. It’s the best barbecue in the goddamn country."
• Bill Burr [04:18]: "It just gave me the chills. So I went out there, and the crowd was great."

5. Sports Talk and Predictions

The hosts engage in spirited discussions about various sports topics, including NFL game predictions, player performances, and team dynamics. They share their picks for upcoming games and analyze players' behaviors and impacts on their respective teams.

Key Discussions:

• NFL Predictions: The hosts make their weekly NFL picks, debating over teams like the Ravens, Patriots, Packers, and specific player performances.

• Player Analysis: They critique players like Daniel Jones and discuss their contributions and potential within their teams.

Notable Quotes:

• Bill Burr [31:25]: "What's going on with the Packers this year, man? I don’t fucking get it."
• Andrew Themelis [136:03]: "I hate the Packers, Paul. They’re just tired."

6. Thanksgiving Misadventure

Bill Burr shares a humorous yet chaotic experience of trying to watch "Casablanca" with his wife during Thanksgiving. A mix-up with the theater location and unexpected attendance turns the evening into a memorable event.

Key Discussions:

• Theater Mix-Up: Bill recounts arriving at the wrong theater, expecting a quiet screening, only to find a major cultural event with the LA Philharmonic playing the film score alongside the movie.

• Romantic Recovery: Despite initial frustrations, the evening turns out positively, strengthening their bond and appreciation for cultural experiences.

Notable Quotes:

• Bill Burr [31:16]: "The sinkhole's still there."
• Bill Burr [53:35]: "Everybody's got on, like, sport coats and dresses and all dressed up. I'm sitting there, my wet hoodie going, $161."

7. Mental Health and Support

The discussion shifts towards mental health, with Bill expressing concerns over friends who are struggling with conspiracy theories and mental health issues. Nia Renée Hill emphasizes the importance of professional help and support.

Key Discussions:

• Recognizing Symptoms: They talk about identifying signs of severe mental health issues in friends and the limitations of non-professionals in providing help.

• Support Systems: The importance of being there for loved ones while acknowledging when to seek professional intervention.

Notable Quotes:

• Bill Burr [82:07]: "This is beyond your pay grade."
• Nia Renée Hill [82:22]: "This is beyond your pay grade. It’s something that you think is the cause of."

8. Closing Remarks and Announcements

The podcast wraps up with announcements about upcoming shows, including a benefit for a late friend and promotions for their events. The hosts exchange humorous banter about their personal lives and tease future episodes.

Key Discussions:

• Benefit Show: Announcement of a benefit event honoring Pete Cummings, a fellow comedian who recently passed away.

• Upcoming Performances: Plans for performances at venues like the Comedy Connection in Providence and the newly renovated Comedy Connection space.

Notable Quotes:

• Bill Burr [101:22]: "We’re gonna be doing a benefit at the Laugh Factory on December 6th."
• Jake the Snake [112:34]: "All of these mom and pop places, it’s the way to go."

9. Bonus Segment: Sports Edition with Paul Verzi, Jake the Snake, and Andrew Themelis

In a separate sports-focused segment, the hosts engage in lively discussions about NFL week 12, making game predictions, and sharing humorous takes on players and teams. They highlight memorable moments and strategize their bets for upcoming games.

Notable Quotes:

• Jake the Snake [121:38]: "Daniel Jones was emotional yesterday because all of the major teammates backed him..."
• Paul Verzi [138:08]: "My first pick this week is Ravens minus three."

Conclusion

The episode offers a blend of personal anecdotes, relationship insights, humorous rants on societal issues, and passionate sports discussions. The hosts maintain a conversational and relatable tone, providing listeners with both entertainment and thoughtful commentary.

Final Notable Quote:

• Bill Burr [99:50]: "You have to support each other, because they’re not doing it for just up to you."

Key Takeaways:

• Personal Growth: The hosts openly discuss their personal lives, showcasing vulnerability and humor.

• Social Commentary: Insightful critiques on modern communication, media influence, and societal divisions.

• Local Flavor: Appreciation for local businesses and the unique charm of smaller cities.

• Sports Passion: Enthusiastic and often humorous takes on current sports events and player performances.

For Listeners: If you enjoyed this episode, don’t miss out on their upcoming shows and follow their tours across various cities. Stay tuned for more engaging conversations, rants, and laughs in future episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast.