Andrew (53:57)
Done. All right, fight it off. Just keep it right there in your chest. Keep it fucking right there. And then, you know, I'm telling you, fucking like nine years from now, I'll be at a fucking Christmas party and have a couple too many fucking zinfandels and I'll lash out at somebody and they'd be like, dude, where the fuck did that come from? And it's. And I'm not even going to know. It's going to be because I didn't hug my dog before. I mean, I definitely, you know, I did with the days coming up and that type of shit, but I should have given it one last fucking hug. But I knew I couldn't do it, you know, so. All right, let's pass that. Let's get past that. Anyways, so I went to the Rams game yesterday, by the way. I did hit pause to regroup. Brutal, brutal, brutal week. And the whole time I got to sit here, listen to fucking Christmas music everywhere I go. You know, if I had a hammer, I'd. Hammer? Is that a Christmas song? It's kind of a psycho song, right? Second adult says, if I had a hammer. We all know what a hammer is for, dude. All right. I don't know. I always get nervous when I hear that first sentence, if I had a hammer. Anyway, so I Went to the Rams vs Atlanta Falcons game yesterday. A buddy of mine had tickets and I was like, dude, I gotta go. Because I really wanted to see the Los Angeles Rams playing in the LA Memorial Coliseum. I mean, that's where all the greats played from the Rams history, right? I believe Eric Dickerson played there before he went to. Before they moved down to Anaheim. Probably the last of the greats to play there. The fearsome foursome, right? Lamar. Lamar Lundy, Merlin Olson, Rosie Greer, Deacon Jones. Who else? Roman Gabriel. That was all before my time. Then I came in when it was the fucking quarterback controversy of Pat Hayden, Vince Ferragamo, Wendell Tyler, right? Jim and Jack Youngblood. What was crazy about them is back then, if somebody had the same. Always if somebody has the same last name as you, they put just your first initial and then a period. But it was Jack and Jim, so they had to write their whole names. It said Jack Youngblood on the back. It never looked right. It looked fucking weird. But anyways, I went there and it was the typical language sporting experience that you. A lot of times where there's just as many fans, if not more fans, because it's a transient city. It really has nothing to do with LA fans. There's just so many people like myself that moved out here, you know, chasing the old Hollywood dream. Or if people are just sick of, you know, just bad weather, People are just always moving it, by the way. Dude, I'm telling you right now, dude, this fucking real estate bubble out here of them building all of these fucking luxury apartment buildings, you know, where I fucking go over and play hockey. They got this thing, the Pickwick hockey thing, that's also a bowling alley in a function room. They're fucking knocking that whole thing down. Knocking that whole fucking thing down because they're going to have luxury apartments. It's just. There's going to be no place to skate out here. The one that was over in fucking. Was it Century City or some shit, I always get confused over there. Begins with the C. It ain't content. I don't know what it is. They fucking. That one's done now. This one's gone. The only one. The ones I know. There's one down by the airport and there's one over near, like. Near Sherman Oaks Valley Ice Center. And other than that, I don't know. I'll have to go buy some roller blades, right? Some little short shorts. Do that stupid thing, you know, we set up the cones and you come up to them and turn around backwards, right? Anyways, yeah, dude. So they have. So they had this. They put up this one building, right? And really impressive building. It's over near Beverly Hills. So I was just like, oh, you know, see what that building is about? I go on the Internet, right? It's called the 10,000. I'm like, all right, why is it called the 10,000? It's called the 10,000 because that's the amount of money you have to pay a month to live there, I guess. Bare minimum. How fucking tacky is like, how many times are we gonna fucking do this? You know what I mean? It's like we always act. There's always like some sort of, like, crash. And everybody fucking loses everything. And by everybody, I mean the fucking lower 99% gets their fucking asses kicked. And then, you know, give it a couple years, and all of a sudden it just comes right back out around again to the Bud Fox. Greed is good, dude. How fucking tacky is that? The name of the building is the minimum is how much you're paying in rent. Jesus Christ. Have a little bit of fucking class. Yeah, they're just everywhere. They're putting up luxury apartments. I don't know where the fuck they're going to find all these people to fill these things, but I guarantee you they're not going to do it. Like, I was thinking of buying a small apartment building out here, but everybody's fucking buying them up. I can't even afford to fucking get in one or, you know, just because it's stupid. It's like at the height of the fucking market, you know, I was thinking of buying like a parking garage or some shit. Just a parking lot, you know? The fuck are all these people gonna park? It's that building parking underneath the goddamn things. Ah, they got it all figured out, you know. I guess I'll be telling jokes for the rest of my fucking life. I'm trying to have some sort of something. A lemonade stand or something where I get into my older fucking years. I got some sort of loot coming in that doesn't have to do with me fucking putting on my tap dancing shoes. I don't know. So anyways, I went to the. The Los Angeles Rams game yesterday, and it was so great to see them play there, even though they had a fucking brutal game. They were down 42 to nothing to Maddie Ice and fucking. Fucking the Rams. And I mean the. The Falcons. And evidently their best receiver, whoever the fuck that is. Julio Jones or some shit. I think I heard that name. Is that a baseball player? I don't know, I don't play fantasy sports and I'm too fucking busy to really pay attention as much as I used to. He wasn't even playing and they just kicked the shit out of him. You know, it was funny. The Rams finally scored a touchdown, right, to make it 42 7. And they lit the Olympic torch. I'm sure they just light it late at night, but it seemed like that's when I first noticed that it was on. And then they also had a fumble recovery for a touchdown. The crowd's going nuts. So whenever that happens live, the first thing I do is try to pick up a referee to see if I see, you know, him going, no, no, no, no, no, it's a dead ball. Or if he's saying touchdown. And as the guy was crossing the goal line, you could see the ref was already going, no, no, no. Pointing at the ground, saying it was, you know, either the guy was down or whatever, right? And the fireworks guy, the fireworks guy shoots the fireworks off on a touchdown that got called back. It's hilarious because they're not selling out games, you know, they're probably. I bet that guy got chewed out. Owner probably came down in his camel haired coat. You know where the is a goddamn fireworks guy. I'm sorry, Mr. Mr. Owner, I. Shut the up, all right? It's coming out of your pay. He's down there fucking crying. But it was just such a great stadium. It holds 90,000 people. For the life of me, can somebody explain to me why the Los Angeles Rams need a new football stadium? There's a football stadium. There's two of them. There's the Rose bowl and there's the fucking LA Memorial Coliseum. Why do we have to take more fucking natural resources out of the fucking earth to build another one of these stupid ass fucking stadiums, huh? So they could have luxury boxes and put all the bells and whistles on it, you know, so they can attract people who aren't into sports to go to the event. I love that stadium. I had a great time. I love that it's a so called shithole. I think it's great. Do you know there was 62 steps to get from fucking where I was seating, sitting back up to the main concourse to fucking walk out of the stadium. It's fucking tremendous. 62 steps, you know, it makes you drink less, you're burning a bunch of calories, there's less fat fucks. But now what do they say? Oh, that's a fire hazard, the incline's too steep, we're fucking, we're so soft in this fucking country. That's why, like, everybody's trying to get me all freaked out about having a kid, about how difficult it's going to be. And I'm not saying it's not going to be difficult, but it's like people. Women used to have kids and then they'd die, and then the guy had to go out, bury his wife and get behind a team of oxen, plow some rocky goddamn field, and then, I don't know, feed the kid. I don't. Goat's milk at that point. I have no idea. And somehow he did it. You know, people have survived plagues. I can't fucking be in a house with central air conditioning and heat and all of this shit. I. You know, I mean, how much fucking harder is. Oh, God, I wish parents from fucking in the past could come and listen to the way people fucking whine and go on and on about themselves, you know, and the way they lecture people who don't have kids. Dude, you had. You have no idea. Oh, my God, it's so. Shut the fuck up. These fucking people coming over, you know, come paddling over from Cuba on a refrigerator door fighting off sharks, you know, and you can't. You can't change a couple of diapers. I'm telling you, people are fucking. They're pussies. They're fucking soft. People are fucking soft. They fucking bitch, moan and complain. Yes, yes. There's things in life, you know, I'd say at this point, with all the modern gadgets, all right, if you have a job, if you're not worried about money, as far as you have enough fucking money to make your rent and all that stuff. I mean, a kid shouldn't be any more difficult considering the love back that you're going to get, other than, you know, a major fucking adjustment and something that's inconvenient. But, I mean, come on, it's difficult. Yeah. Compared to the rest. Compared to what? Sitting down and playing PlayStation at fucking 38 years of age? I might eat these words. But, I mean, I'm just comparing it to the fact that, you know, these people used to live in the fucking middle of nowhere. They'd have, like 14 fucking kids. I can't handle one. I got all the sports packages, right? I mean, what. I mean, my fucking life's a joke, literally. Anyways, I don't know. Let's try to stay on top again. I have no fucking idea why they need a new stadium. You know, I can't talk and type in my password Come on, stick with it, Bill. Focus. Oh. And he does it. Anyway, so we went to the game, and I had a great time. And the fucking Atlanta fans were like, just the amount of shit talking. Dude. There was this one guy, this one fucking guy, he bought those fucking wide receiver gloves, you know, where they have the logo of the team, and then they cross their hands and they put their hands up over the heads. You know, like when, like, the fucking franchise player scores a touchdown, he does that, and it looks cool. He was doing that at the end of the game, just holding his hands up facing. Facing the fucking Rams fans. I'm telling you, dude, this guy was like, 50, all right? You know, all wire thin, you know, street dude, right? 50 years old. And he walked out, and he was making. Doing a selfie video as he walked out, you know, talking all this. It's like, dude, you beat the Rams. I mean, let's relax. You're not beating the Giants. You're not beating Seattle. You're not beating the Cowboys. You're not doing this year. Guy running out like they just won a playoff game. I don't know what it is about me, but I hate when the fans from the visiting team take over a stadium. Even if I don't give a. About the team, I respect the Rams. So next thing you know, I'm talking all this to Rams fan. I mean, to Falcons fans. In the back of my head, I'm like, why are you doing this, Bill? You don't give a. It's just Rams fans. They didn't have any.
