Chinese Playboy Goes On A Date With 7 Women At Once On Stream, But It Goes Very Wrong...

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Moral Of The Story Podcast Summary

Episode: Chinese Playboy Goes On A Date With 7 Women At Once On Stream, But It Goes Very Wrong...
Host: Stephanie Soo
Date: August 29, 2025

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Overview

In this chaotic, hilarious episode, Stephanie Soo tells her husband about a wild Chinese internet scandal centering on a notorious Douyin (Chinese TikTok) influencer—self-described "Playboy Ancestor"—who livestreamed himself going on a Valentine's Day date with seven women at once. The episode is filled with sharp cultural commentary, comedic asides, relationship wisdom, and the sort of social experiment so absurd it feels like reality TV on steroids. Through the lens of this influencer’s antics, Stephanie and her husband explore themes of internet fame, materialism, gender dynamics, and the utter insanity of modern dating culture—ultimately arriving at the “moral” that, well, there really isn’t one.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Playboy Backstory

• Origin Story:

  • (00:55) Stephanie details the influencer’s “villain origin”—getting brutally rejected in college by the girl he loved, who left him for an older, wealthier man with an Audi.
    • “She straight up rejects him, pushes him to the ground...and then runs away from him in disgust to get into the front seat of an Audi driven by an older guy.” (01:10)
  • He claims this formative moment turned him into a “playboy,” leading to his rise as a viral pick-up artist on Douyin.

• Car Theory Sidetrack:

  • The hosts riff on stereotypes about men with different cars (Audi, BMW, Subaru, Honda, Toyota), jokingly psychoanalyzing drivers’ personalities.
    • “Men who drive Audis are such a specific type...I feel like Audi boys deep inside, they're kind of nerdy.” (02:49)

2. His Approach to Influencer Fame and Dating

• Fake Dating & MCN Empire:

  • (06:04) Tong runs a multi-channel network (MCN) where he signs female influencers to “fake date” for more views and brand deals.
    • “He starts his own company...get you some deals...but we gotta like film a TikTok together where it seems like we're into each other...” (06:34)

• Self-Proclaimed “Playboy Ancestor”:

  • Claims to be the “founder” of playboy culture in China, with a Douyin persona built on flirting, live pickup attempts, and outrageous confidence.
    • “He calls himself the Playboy ancestor. I don't know what that means.” (10:32)

• Pickup Artist Tactics:

  • Not like western pickup artists (no suits or cars), he’s casual, irreverent, and endlessly creative with his lines—eg., asking for the rest of a girl’s sausage-on-a-stick as a pickup.
    • “He’s live streaming himself, approaching random girls...She's eating a sausage on a stick. He says, ‘If you can't finish it, can I eat the rest?’” (14:12)
  • Often picks up several girls in a single outing. Netizens and his own chat mock and admire his “skills.”

• Key Dating Philosophy:

  • His advice is often purposefully provocative:
    • "Always go after a girl with a boyfriend. Because now you're only competing against one guy, not 10 guys." (18:50)
    • “A man can be broke, but he must know how to make pancake.” (23:36)
      • (Hosts explain this is a metaphor for selling dreams and sweet-talking.)

3. Outrageous Stream Moments & Quotes

• Live Rejection, Viral Fame, and Ferrari Bravado:

  • Suggests the only thing women care about is that a man owns a Ferrari, not the color, riffing on materialism and male insecurity:
    • “Let me tell you something about women...They don't care what color your Ferrari is. They don't.” (09:37)
  • The reality, per Stephanie and her husband: Boys care more about Ferraris than girls do.

• Seven-Girl Valentine’s Livestream, a Social Experiment:

  • MAIN SEGMENT (40:00–1:02:00): He invites seven women to his house in succession during a livestream, with layers of awkwardness, competition, shifting alliances, and chaos.
    • One girl arrives, is surprised to see another already there—escalates to three, then four, up to seven.
    • Girls alternate between being upset, bonding over being scammed, calling out his lies, and collectively just trying to get some hot pot. The whole thing devolves into a strange, weirdly harmonious social gathering.
    • “When there were two or three girlfriends, it was very awkward. But when there were seven, it became harmonious.” (62:39)

• Notable Quotes:

  • “I just want to give every girl a home.” (19:53)
  • “If I ever become a monk, it's not because I've let go of sexual desires. It's because I think the nuns are hot.” (23:24)
  • "Bro's one night is more interesting than my entire life." (27:29)
  • “Seven girls are just the limit of the space in his home—not the limit of Tong.” (62:40)

• Running Gags:

  • His mother supposedly being from wherever a girl is from.
    • "My mom's from Nanjing...from Xinjiang...from Myanmar...from Korea..." (20:46)
  • Reusing props, bouquets, and pick-up lines shamelessly.

4. The Gender Perspective: Do Girls Actually Care About Ferraris?

• Discussion on What Women Value:
  • Stephanie and her husband debate whether women care about men driving expensive cars.
    • Conclusion: Much more about a man's personality, hygiene, and energy than his car brand.
    • “Car make and model do not matter. Hygiene of car matters most. Car, dirty car, stinky, disgusting.” (29:55)

5. Influencer Livestream Culture

• Sales Pitches Everywhere:
  • (33:06) Like many Chinese influencers, he turns even a joke about his short stature into a pitch for height-increasing shoe insoles.
• Shamelessness and Self-Awareness:
  • While outwardly arrogant, he's also self-deprecating, turns odd moments (like revealing a bald spot) into content, and constantly riffs on his own lack of shame.

6. Catchphrases and Legendary Lines

• Collection of one-liners and pseudo-wisdom dispensed by Tong, including:
  • “Don't rush into a relationship. Be friends first and see if her friends are prettier than her.” (23:00)
  • “Cherish the good girls, but don't waste the bad ones either.” (23:26)
  • “A man can be broke, but he must know how to make pancake.” (23:35)
  • “Stop bitching about quality girls. You can't even get one girl.” (63:00)

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Notable Timestamps (HH:MM)

• 01:10 | Origin story: college rejection and the "Audi man"
• 06:04 | Fake dating and building a network of influencer girlfriends
• 09:37 | Ferrari advice: “They don't care what color your Ferrari is”
• 13:52 | Live-stream pickup artist antics (sausage story)
• 18:50 | Tip: Why you should pursue girls with boyfriends
• 19:53–23:36 | Iconic pickup lines & “draw a pancake” metaphor
• 24:34 | The infamous “Ferrari frunk” and making rounds to multiple girls in a night
• 40:00–1:02:00 | The main “Seven Girls on Valentine’s Day” livestream saga:
  • 41:08 | Early awkwardness as a second girl surprises the “date”
  • 47:11 | Third girl enters, alliances shift
  • 53:44 | Fourth & subsequent girls, comedic escalation
  • 60:38 | All seven girls and the group goes for hot pot, awkwardness gives way to surreal harmony
• 62:39–63:00 | Recap, community comments, and “address the quantity problem first” philosophy

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Memorable Moments & Social Media Commentary

• Wild physical comedy: At one point, to save face after calling a girl by the wrong name, Tong slaps himself in front of the girls (46:21).
• Chat reactions fuel the show: Comments from viewers and netizens are constant sources of humor, with salty guys lamenting their own lack of romantic success and others marveling at the social experiment.
• Corporate “summit”: The group date eventually feels less like a dating event and more like a conference icebreaker (56:45).
• Concluding chaos: The line between “reality” and content is so thin, even the girls seem in on the joke—or just hustling for their own social capital.

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Takeaway & Tone

Fast-paced, irreverent, and highly self-aware, this episode is part reality show recap, part viral internet commentary, and part cultural anthropology. Stephanie’s storytelling is quick, sharp, and full of deadpan asides, matched by her husband’s skeptical, dry humor. The overall effect is a comedic but biting look at the intersection of internet fame, gendered expectations, and the ever-more-bizarre shape of dating in the influencer age.

“Girls do not care about the color of your Ferrari. Someone put that in some sort of sacred text that we bury so that one day when aliens come to find us, they're like, that's what humans were about.” (63:47)

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Listener Utility

Whether you want outrageous entertainment, social insight, or just to gawk at the world’s most unhinged dating scandal, this episode delivers. No clear moral—just hours of jaw-dropping internet anthropology and relationship advice only a playboy ancestor could inspire.

Transcript

[Host 1]

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[Host 2]

Really? Yeah, really. I mean, it's better than BMW.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

No.

[Host 1]

Okay. I feel like Audi boys deep inside, they're like, kind of nerdy. Like, I don't know what it is. Every Audi, like, driving man I've ever met, I'm like, hey, you're kind of a dork. Nerd alert. But they try to hide it. They don't want you to see it. And that is like their character flaw. I don't know why they can't embrace it, but they're dorks. And I say that with endearing love. And I feel like BMW guys, deep down inside, there are little boys, they're hurt. And I'm like, whoa, that's very sad. But you got to figure it out on your own time. You don't have to fucking try to race people on the streets. It's aggressive. But he drives an Audi. I feel like I just alienated so many men who drive cars.

[Host 2]

I'm sorry, drive cars is crazy.

[Host 1]

I just feel like all guys like Audis are BMWs. It's just like, fuck this bench. I think men in. So sorry.

[Host 2]

I think man.

[Host 1]

I think men in. Hold on. Listen. I don't know why I feel like guys in Subarus are reliable. This is like car theory. Please let me know your car theory things in the comments. Guys who drive Toyotas and Subarus are very good guys. Every other guy, I'm like, I don't know. There's always a little something like Honda, a little boy energy. Like, there's always a tingling of boy underneath. I don't know why. Every guy who drives a Toyota, I've never had problems with Honda's something about it. And they got like stuffed plushies everywhere. And you're just like, what are you doing in this car? Also, I haven't like been in a man's car since like high school.

[Host 2]

What do you mean? What do you mean you haven't been in my car?

[Host 1]

No, like, I haven't been in like a. Like in that context. So this could be really outdated information.

[Host 2]

Like, guys pick you up in different cars.

[Host 1]

Like, I've only been in my husband's car, my family member's car. That's it. So Ubers. Okay. Yeah. So I don't know, maybe this is outdated information.

[Host 2]

It's been a long time. Yeah.

[Host 1]

Since what? What are you reminiscing about? What are you thinking about? It's been a long time since. Why did you look over there? Why did you go, what's up there?

[Host 2]

The human. No, I'm imagining what. What are kids doing nowadays by showing up anyways? I don't know.

[Host 1]

Let me know if a guy shows up Car theory. And he's got. Okay, what on the. You know, the mirror. Cause I saw Dan Dan recently and he had like a plushie on his mirror. And I was out in our driveway and I looked at that shit and I said, I don't want to know. I don't want to know what this fucker's doing.

[Host 2]

I'm like, dan, Dan, are you sure you are into that? Like, why are you hanging that beer there?

[Host 1]

Like beer?

[Host 2]

No, like. Like a bear. Like a bear.

[Host 1]

You said beer.

[Host 2]

I did.

[Host 1]

Why are you hanging that beer there? So please let me know. It's a plushie on the rearview mirror. A red flag. So I'm sorry, I got so distracted. She pushes. This guy pushes and then runs into the passenger seat of an Audi. And he is sharing this story in a live stream. He's a tiktoker now, A doyinger now. And he's got his phone propped up also.

[Host 2]

We've talked about him.

[Host 1]

Oh, yes, we have. He has started his own MCM company, his own management company where he signs a bunch of women to be influencers and he dates like all of them.

[Host 2]

Like, okay, that sounds really bad, right? Really predatory. But I mean. Oh, okay.

[Host 1]

No, no. But they sign on knowing they're gonna date.

[Host 2]

Yeah, they're gonna date. Yeah.

[Host 1]

It's like fake dating. It's not real dating because that's how.

[Host 2]

You get those influencers. Like popular online dating.

[Host 1]

Exactly. It's like he starts his own company and he's like, I'm gonna sign you and get you some. I don't know, get you some deals. You're gonna be on the COVID of Lancome. And then he's like, but we gotta. We gotta.

[Host 2]

Just kidding.

[Host 1]

We gotta like film a TikTok together where it seems like we're into each other because that's what people are obsessed with. Right? That's basically what we're doing.

[Host 2]

What?

[Host 1]

Can you just act like we have chemistry?

[Host 2]

Okay. Okay. Just finishing my sentence. He was in the episode of 7A9. 7 9. A sister. The Olympian. Yes, she's an Olympian. Turned into.

[Host 1]

Yes.

[Host 2]

Tick Tocker or whatever.

[Host 1]

Olympian turned thirst trap influencers.

[Host 2]

Yes.

[Host 1]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Host 2]

It was under his management and we mentioned of him briefly. That's when I first learned about him. Yeah, like when you talked about it. Like, I didn't know him at all.

[Host 1]

Did you know him?

[Host 2]

Not at all.

[Host 1]

Tiffany knew him.

[Host 2]

Yeah, Tiffany. And then that's when. When I get got educated.

[Host 1]

Like when you got educated by your sister? Yeah.

[Host 2]

Like, Tiffany is like, no, he's like one of the most popular influencers tiktokers in China. And he has this big personality. All he does is hit on woman, flirt with women. And he's like so popular, so popular. Tiffany was into him at one point. He. She said, no longer.

[Host 1]

She said she's actually matured, she's grown up and you don't want to know what she's into now. Who's that buff guy? I'm going to put him on the screen. So anyway, someone later digs up a video of it happening in real time where you see him in the rain confess his love to this girl and she pushes him to the ground and runs into an Audi. There's video footage of it that goes viral. Only that motherfucker filmed that like yesterday. This mother forker filmed it as a recreation.

[Host 2]

Story that he's sharing.

[Host 1]

You know how in documentaries they be recreating the footage? That's exactly what he did. And the boys, the boys are eating this shit up because now he's rich, now he's famous on doing. And they're like, okay, context. Yes.

[Host 2]

The context is the woman push him off because he's poor, right?

[Host 1]

Yeah, that's what he's saying. And she ran into an older guy's Audi and all he had was a bicycle. But guess what, bitches? And all the boys are like, yes, bitch. What? And he's like, I got a Ferrari now. Okay? They know it's a recreation. They don't care. They love this man. The boys are drooling at the mouth over this man. And this man is telling all of them, this is how I became a playboy. Because this girl broke my heart. So I needed to change. I used to take relationships seriously. Now I love all women and all women love me because I have a Ferrari. Let me tell you something about women. Let me. Let me tell you something about women. Okay, listen. Zip it and listen. Okay? Here's the thing about women. They don't care what color your Ferrari is. They don't.

[Host 2]

Wait, this is what he's saying.

[Host 1]

Yes. They are not materialistic.

[Host 2]

Now is that true? Yes or no? Yes, but they do care. It's a Ferrari, I'm sure.

[Host 1]

Of course it's got to be a Ferrari, right? But they don't care what color the Ferrari is. And you know what? I'll take it a step further. Will take it five steps further. Because I don't believe in chasing after men with money. I don't care if it's a Lamborghini or a Ferrari. I'm just gonna be so real with you. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But this is literally how they talk. This is what he's saying.

[Host 2]

What is he saying?

[Host 1]

Women don't care if you drive a Ferrari or a Lamborghini.

[Host 2]

Right?

[Host 1]

Women don't care what color your Ferrari is.

[Host 2]

Yes.

[Host 1]

Women don't care what color the Lamborghini is. Women.

[Host 2]

Makes sense. Makes sense.

[Host 1]

You know what I mean? Like, you think that women think too much, but they don't care about shit. Like, so, like, next time you're at Ferrari, buying a Ferrari, it doesn't matter what women think.

[Host 2]

Right. Okay.

[Host 1]

Right. Exactly. He calls himself the Playboy ancestor. I don't know what that means.

[Host 2]

Okay, so in Chinese, like, it doesn't sound weird. Like, shi ancestor is like Shi zhu, Right? You're the beginner. You're founder.

[Host 1]

Oh, he's the founder of Playboy.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Like, I'm the original player. I am the one.

[Host 1]

Like, he also calls himself a cup of Iced Americano.

[Host 2]

Okay.

[Host 1]

That I was confused by, but he has an account that calls himself Iced Americano.

[Host 2]

Iced Americano.

[Host 1]

You know, in Korean, we call it an ah.

[Host 2]

Ah.

[Host 1]

What is that? Iced Americano.

[Host 2]

Oh, you guys take the beginning of two words.

[Host 1]

Yeah. And I always think it's so funny when you see, like, grown people being like, can I get an A?

[Host 2]

No way. Like, at Starbucks, they'll be like, can.

[Host 1]

I get a. I think so. At least in some drama clips.

[Host 2]

That's pretty funny. Okay.

[Host 1]

You know how back in the day in America, I don't know if we still do this or if we still have this. Maybe I'm like the favorite exception to the algorithm because I never see these people. But regardless, back in the day, we used to have pickup artist. This is China's version of a pickup artist. But I thought he was going to be really, really annoying. And don't get me wrong, he's really fucking annoying, but he's entertaining that I can't stop watching everything that he puts out. I make Tiffany sit there and pause and translate word for word. And this girl is getting so frustrated with me because I'm obsessed with this guy. I'm obsessed with everything that he does. Every single video is like a craft. It's human society. It's like a social experiment. Some people describe him as God's gift to women. Some people call him the best thing to happen to comedy in a really long time. Those two can technically be true at once, or they can be two completely separate things. It's up to you. But this is the playboy ancestor. This is how he runs his tens of millions of followers on Douyin. He's teaching guys how to pick up girls, so guys are watching. But also he's kind of objectively cute, I guess, conventionally cute. He's not my type. I was actually really concerned for Tiffany that this was like. She was. It was kind of crazy. Okay, so the girls are watching, and every video he puts out is a fucking train wreck. The reason you watch him tong. Okay. Can be so many different things.

[Host 2]

What did you say?

[Host 1]

Tongue.

[Host 2]

Tongue.

[Host 1]

Tongue. Tongue.

[Host 2]

Tongue. Tongue. Tongue. Tongue. Yeah, tongue. Tongue.

[Host 1]

Tongue.

[Host 2]

Yes. I feel like fan tongue. Like fan tongue.

[Host 1]

A fan tongue. Fan tongue. Yes. Okay. He is a fucking fan tongue. Most of his streams start off the same way. He's live streaming irl. Outside on the street, outside of restaurants, in clubs, in the grocery store, in the fucking pharmacy. Literally anywhere that he can ping to a satellite for him to live stream, he's there and he's live streaming himself, approaching random girls on the street and getting their wechats, getting their numbers. But he's different. He's different. He's not like these American pickup artists. American pickup artists, they got to be in a suit. I'm like, sir, what are you In a suit? They always. You know how they're always like, men don't dress up anymore. Men always wear sweats. And then they're always like, wearing a dress shirt.

[Host 2]

Really?

[Host 1]

And then you're just like, bruh, what's going on? This is like, too much. And then they always got that mic, and then they're always getting out of their Ferrari. And then they're like, look at this girl taking a picture of my Ferrari.

[Host 2]

Honey, I feel like you're. That's, like, pretty outdated, but okay because.

[Host 1]

I feel like they're not around anymore.

[Host 2]

Maybe it's just getting too, you know, back then. It's like, you know, drive my Ferrari. Maybe people already seen enough of these.

[Host 1]

Yes. I feel like we don't have any. But Tongue is a different breed because he's got a very casual air about him. He be like kimchi, squatting outside of a freaking grocery store, talking to his friend right next to him. And he's live streaming. He's reading the chat. He sees a cute girl walk by. She's eating a sausage on a stick. She's halfway done. She's eaten half of this sausage. He's like, where did you buy this sausage? She stops mid stick, and she's like, at the shopping center. But this is the last one. The store had. So the last one, if you can't finish it, can I eat the rest?

[Host 2]

That's so smooth.

[Host 1]

It's so alarming, really.

[Host 2]

Okay. My question, though, he's super famous. Do these girls know who he is?

[Host 1]

A lot of the times it seems like it.

[Host 2]

Oh, okay.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

So, I mean, fuck you. Come on.

[Host 1]

Like, I guess it's true.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

So, okay. But it's still entertaining to watch, right?

[Host 1]

Yes, it's very entertaining because it's so unexpected and it's so crazy, you know? It's not like, hey, you're pretty. You look like someone I used to know. Do I know you? You're familiar. No, it's like.

[Host 2]

He's like, what the fuck? Can I have?

[Host 1]

Yeah. And then the girl is like. I mean, she's basically chomping at it, so it's kind of weird, kind of germy. No, if you give it to me, I'll eat it. Why not? So then she hands it over, probably out of curiosity. He starts chomping down like it's completely normal. And she's giggling. And he says, I ate your sausage, so it's probably not too much to ask for your WeChat, right? And she's like, okay. He not only adds her on WeChat, but he adds her fucking friend that she's with.

[Host 2]

Wait, so he's like, give me a WeChat. And he turns around like, hey, let me get yours.

[Host 1]

He's like, you, too? Yeah, you too. Come here. And as they're walking away, he gives chat a glimpse of their legs. And he says, I don't like to show girls faces because, you know, without their consent, it's just too much. But legs are okay because everyone's legs are similar. I'm like, bye.

[Host 2]

What the.

[Host 1]

He would literally walk into stores and hit on the employees, and they will run out the store to give him their WeChat. Oh, and nothing about the way that this man hits on people, at least from the clips I have seen so far. But, I mean, I have no trust in guys sometimes. But so far, from what I've seen, none of the interactions feel uncomfortable. Like, none of these girls feel forced or cornered or like, oh, my God, I need to give him my WeChat because I feel like something bad is going to happen. It's, like, awkward.

[Host 2]

What's his aura? Like? Is he just, like, a funny guy? Like, yeah, okay.

[Host 1]

Pretty funny. Honestly, it's like, he's too smooth. That is, like, blowing my mind. Like, nothing is. He's such a grease Talker. He's a greasy boy. At one point, he gets a girl's WeChat, but I guess her scan doesn't work because you, like, scan a QR code. And she runs back out to him and is apologizing that she couldn't scan his code correctly. And so he's so nonchalant, and he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, scan it again. He gives her his phone, and he's teasing her, like, how are you so careless? She apologizes, and he's like, it's okay. And she says, thank you and walks away. And netizens are like, the fact that when Tong asks girls for their WeChat, they say, sorry and thank you. Insane. Insane. Others are just talking about how unfair it is. You know, they're saying, what's up? Upsetting is that Tong adds seven girls contacts. What upsets me more is that on that rainy day, the girl didn't successfully add his WeChat. She chased out to him to apologize. This makes me feel so hurt. You know, one guy is using this to learn how to talk to girls. And he comments, I watched his skill all night. It's not that I finally learned. It's just that morning has come. Just the way that this guy picks up girls is the way. Strangest thing I've ever seen in my life. He will approach a girl and ask her if she's in town to see her boyfriend. She's like, yeah. So then it's not weird if I ask you to add me on WeChat, right? Because you got a boyfriend. If you don't have a boyfriend, I don't want to add you on WeChat because it would feel, like, too serious. But now that I know that you have a boyfriend, we could add each other. Like ordinary friends, like platonic friends.

[Host 2]

That's crazy.

[Host 1]

She's so skeptical, but he tells her, don't worry, I have a girlfriend too. Is that okay? She's like, you're so straightforward. I don't add anyone who doesn't have a boyfriend. So they start adding each other. And then at the end, he looks at his phone, successfully added, and he's about to sit down again, and he goes, I'm not gonna bother you. Call me when you guys break up.

[Host 2]

That is crazy.

[Host 1]

And this is his tip to his viewers. Always go after a girl with a boyfriend. Because now you're only competing against one guy, not 10 guys. One guy is your competition. That's it. That's how he's hitting on a girl. One that is in comments. And he's.

[Host 2]

Wait a minute. Yeah, that's kind of true, huh?

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

What the fuck?

[Host 1]

Yeah. What are you unlocking in your brain? No, I'm just.

[Host 2]

See? No, no, no. I just think, like, it's very creative.

[Host 1]

Like, one netizen comment reads, this makes me so mad that he gets all the girls. I rolled over in bed, but the charging cable wasn't long enough, so I had to roll back. It's like a juggling juxtaposition of how pathetic their lives are. He's watching this like, what the fuck? He gets all these bitches, rolls over, but the charging cable is like, okay, I gotta roll back. Okay. I just want to give you some of his classic quotes because Tiffany is like. He's just, like, very poetic with his words. Okay, so let me tell you the poeticness. I just want to give every girl a home. Wait, he'll say this to girls.

[Host 2]

Wait, why does he sound like.

[Host 1]

Oh, my God. Roland does sound like rolling.

[Host 2]

Oh, my God.

[Host 1]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Host 2]

Isn't that the same?

[Host 1]

Yes, this is the tagline energy. Oh, and he also has a very weird family background. Tong does. Okay. If you watch his live streams, he will go out and talk about his mom a lot. He'll ask girls where they're from, and the conversation goes something like this. Where are you from? From Nanjing, China. What a coincidence. My mom's from Nanjing. Really? Oh, yeah. Then another livestream. Ah, you're from Xinjiang. My mom's also from Xinjiang. But your mom is from northeast China. Same. My mom's from there, but it's not even, like, geographically bound to one nation. I. My dad's from China, but my mom's from Myanmar. Oh, my God. My mom's from Myanmar.

[Host 2]

Straight face.

[Host 1]

Straight face. Yeah. My mom's also Korean. Yeah. What's your reach at? You studied abroad? My mom is from New Zealand. Some netizens joke that once Tong asks for the location of anyone, it doesn't matter. It triggers an automatic nervous response where he will automatically blurt out that his mom's from there. Okay. He'll get into a taxi. Where to? Where my mom is from? Anywhere. You say geographically. That's where his mama is from. Another netizen joke. Tong's mother must be exhausted to never have a real place to call home. Running around the world for her son.

[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

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[Host 2]

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[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

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[Host 2]

Oh my God.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Cherish the good girls, but don't waste the bad ones either. A man can be broke, but he must know how to make pancake.

[Host 2]

So Chinese, Chinese saying is like when you say you're drawing pancake, meaning you're, you're painting this dream to your girlfriend. Like one day I'm going to be a millionaire and I'm going to buy you a house and we're going to go to this country and do this. You're basically drawing a pancake in the sky. Yeah. Are you hungry? Like, here's a pancake but you can't eat it. You can't have it. You're just like, some guys are really good at like drawing pancakes. Yeah, they just yapping.

[Host 1]

They just be yapping about the Future that's never gonna happen there. He's gonna propose to you with this five carat engagement ring. And you know that motherfucker is still liking like 25 big tittied girls on Instagram. And you're like, okay, okay, so great. And so he said, you need to be able to draw the pancakes. Also, there is this absolutely unhinged night. Oh, my God. I gotta tell you about this one livestream because I got sucked into so many different live streams. There's this one livestream decides. Did you know a Ferrari has a front trunk? Wait, does it have a back trunk?

[Host 2]

No, because the back is the engine. You know this through the glass you see the engine.

[Host 1]

Oh.

[Host 2]

So they might have like a tiny little pocket in the front.

[Host 1]

Oh, my God. It's a Ferrari. Frunk. He got a frunk. Okay, in his Ferrari, it says Ferrari trunk, but it's in the front, so it's a frunk. And he throws in plastic roses and he throws in some string light. Okay. And then he closes it. That's the frunk. And he is live streaming this whole thing where he drives from a girl's house to another girl's house to another girl's house. And he calls them, no fucking way. Come down, I got a surprise for you.

[Host 2]

He's like, fucking doing the same shit.

[Host 1]

Six girls in one night. And so he calls the first one, she comes out and she's like, oh, my God, should they take pictures of it? And she's like, thank you. She's taking selfies. And then she gives him a kiss. And then he's like, I gotta go to work. So then she's like, okay, bye.

[Host 2]

But he's live streaming.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I guess. I don't know if they don't watch his live streams.

[Host 2]

No, they for sure watches. Or at least some of them, though.

[Host 1]

I mean, by the sixth one.

[Host 2]

Yeah, they gotta, right? Yeah.

[Host 1]

But then, like, why would she come out?

[Host 2]

Yeah. So is the energy, like, kind of just like goofing? Like, because he knows this is like, clearly everybody's going to find out. Or the girls will find out. Everyone knows this is like, oh, this boy.

[Host 1]

This boy will be on a date.

[Host 2]

With a girl and hit on another girl.

[Host 1]

Another girl comes up that he dated yesterday. And he was like, this is my sister, actually. So you're my sister, Right? And this girl will be like, right.

[Host 2]

So it's like, not that serious.

[Host 1]

It's not that serious.

[Host 2]

It's never like.

[Host 1]

Because no, these girls know what they're getting into in terms of like, I Don't think anyone actually wants to date him. I think these girls are also trying to become live streamers. I don't think any of them like each other like that.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

Otherwise I wouldn't think it was funny, you know, but he'd be driving around, he does this six fucking times with the same exact flowers in the front of his Ferrari. Also, the flowers are very cheap, but in one flower, he keeps pulling it out. It's like white with black edges. And he says it symbolizes the dark night. Like, are you fucking Batman? What the fuck is wrong with you? And they're all kissing him on the same lips. Is this legal? I don't know, but it's gnarly. One comment reads, bro's one night is more interesting than my entire life. Another salty guy says he gave one bouquet to six girls and got six kisses. And I gave six bouquets to one girl and never got a kiss. She doesn't like the flowers. She likes the flowers in the front trunk of a Ferrari. Boys, let's be clear. To be fair, a Ferrari franc is anyone's weakness. Weakness. But one more emotional netizen writes, a woman who truly loves you truly doesn't care about the color of your Ferrari. And that is the symbolicness of.

[Host 2]

Okay, okay, so here, here's what I want to know, right? Probably everyone has seen this. It's like when you. When boys getting a Ferrari.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

They think what the girls will react.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

But the truth is no girls even give a if it you drive a Ferrari or not. But instead all the boys will be like going crazy. You know, like those car shows.

[Host 1]

Yes.

[Host 2]

Like one Ferrari drives by, all the boys with their cell phone chasing behind them, taking photos. So it's like boys cares way more than girls. I just want to know since you know, everyone mostly are girls watching, right? Like, truly, if a boy pulls up in the Ferrari, do you care? They say girls do not care.

[Host 1]

Okay, let me give you the lowdown. Let me give you the lowdown. Okay, let's say boy drives by in a Ferrari, rolls down window. Hey, girl, drive your small wiener somewhere else, weirdo. Okay, okay. Boy drives around Rodeo Drive in a loop in a Ferrari. Super ick. Like, oh, I'd rather you ride a bike. I'd rather you ride an electric bike. However, you meet boy talk to boy. Boy meets. You have good convo. Boy, funny boy. Not cocky boy. Chill.

[Host 2]

Bukaki bu in Chinese means no.

[Host 1]

Yes.

[Host 2]

So no.

[Host 1]

Cocky bukkake. Bukkake, bukkake. Okay. Boy, funny boy, intelligent boy. Hot. Okay. Boy says boy want take you on date. You say boy? Yes. Boy rolls up Ferrari. That's great. That's not an ick. Wait, why? I just got it.

[Host 2]

It's like a nice outfit.

[Host 1]

It. Yeah, like, you have all of that.

[Host 2]

And you got style. Yeah, you have all of that and you shower every day. Like, that's good.

[Host 1]

But, you know. You mean boy. Boy starts talking, boy mentions first convo, he has Ferrari. Not good. It's got to be a surprise.

[Host 2]

Well, let me know. Is that true? Is that accurate?

[Host 1]

Wait, why do you want to know?

[Host 2]

No, I'm just curious. So super curious.

[Host 1]

Let me know in the comments.

[Host 2]

Maybe this is good for. For the boys.

[Host 1]

However, I will say, I don't know if I speak for all the girls. Car make and model do not matter. Hygiene of car matters most. Car, dirty car, stinky, disgusting.

[Host 2]

I can see that.

[Host 1]

I don't know what kind of hygiene you've got for your downstairs. Then I don't want to be involved.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

This feels like I'm going to get a uti.

[Host 2]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Host 1]

But cannot be too clean.

[Host 2]

Wait, why?

[Host 1]

You know those people and you know.

[Host 2]

What I like, they will freak out if you, like, put a finger. Fingerprint on the window.

[Host 1]

It's like the guys on Tick Tock where they get so mad when you slam the car on a date and they're like, throw the girl out if she slams your car door. And I'm like, how the else am I supposed to fucking close the car door? It's not gonna close and lock. Yeah, that is just too much. That's too much.

[Host 2]

Got it.

[Host 1]

You know, but maybe I'm judging anyway. This guy is overly confident in a way that I guess is attractive. Like, maybe that's his appeal. I'm trying to understand. At one point, Tong is live streaming about how a viewer came up to him to take a picture with him. Viewers taking a picture, and the viewer's friend is there and he's like, I'll take the picture. I'll take the picture. He takes the phone. And then Tong is like, the fuck is this guy taking a picture like that? He's live streaming in his house right now. He's mad. He's retelling this story. He's like, the fuck is this motherfucker doing? Because he's holding the camera like this upside down. Yeah. And then this picture goes viral. And Tong.

[Host 2]

Oh, he showed the actual photo.

[Host 1]

Yeah. And Tong looks one and a half feet tall. Tong looks seven inches tall from head to tippy toe Looks seven inches tall. And he said, I now realize this was a fucking setup. The guy who took the photo was deliberately messing with me. Especially because the viewer is a tall dude, you know what I mean? So he looks even shorter and the tall guy looks even taller. And everyone's like, damn, Tong, I didn't know you were a short king, you know? And they're like making these AI edits of Tong because, you know, like when Love Island Ace.

[Host 2]

That type of edit.

[Host 1]

Those type of edits. And so he's getting mad. He's like, I look like a baby getting uppies, bitch. Okay, but he's not mad at the Internet. He's mad at the guy who took the picture. He's like, bro, are you fucking stupid? If you're over like six feet tall, don't let your friend take a picture like this. When you know I'm short. Why not take a selfie with me? Why not? Why not take a selfie like this? It seems like we're really close, like we're friends. But instead, instead you gotta get your friends to take a picture like this. You do that. You would do that, bro. You know, I should have known when he started holding the phone like that. He took. I was confused, like, why you the frick are you taking photos like that? He finally sits back down. He's like catching his breath. Which is why I'm here to share with you my new product that I'm selling that I have manufactured myself. This is the height increasing magic weapon. You slip it into your shoe, it's an insult. I didn't want to sell height increasing insoles, but since we're talking about it, you know, we found many height insoles that were just. They were good. There were bad ones. We couldn't guarantee the quality. This swan, I went to the factory myself. This, this brand is our own brand.

[Host 2]

Every streamer is the same in China. Every streamer, you never know when they're. They're not selling. This is giving the wedding tissue selling, dude. You know what I mean? Like, everything is a selling opportunity.

[Host 1]

Yes.

[Host 2]

So good.

[Host 1]

And he's like, because I have a lot of experience in wearing insoles. Like, this is fucking ridiculous. And he, he took that picture on the day that I was caught off guard. I wasn't wearing these. So you know what, what can I do if I'm short? I'm short. What do you want me to do about it? I can't do anything about it. Do you think I want to be short? One of the chat asks, can this be Delivered to my door privately. Like, not in original packaging so that my neighbors don't know. And Tong says it cannot be delivered privately. Men should face their shortcomings. Okay. Netizens are gagged. They're gagged. He also, like, does this thing where he tries to prove that he's not a jerk. There's a video of him standing out on his balcony and it's thunderstorm. Oh, yeah, yes.

[Host 2]

You talked about this last time.

[Host 1]

He sticks his head out the railing telling the live stream, I told you guys, if I'm a jerk, if I'm a jerk, let the lightning hit and kill me. Lightning strikes right at that moment and he runs back inside like a little cockroach. He's not risking it. Jerk or not, he's not risking it. But I'll say he's pretty self aware. There's this one livestream where he's trying to pick up a college girl and she's like, oh. He's asking, what do you study? I'm studying for a graduate degree in Nanjing. Postgraduate. What's your major? The law. He's live streaming. He just gets up and walks away. I'm not fucking around with that. No way. Not a lawyer. Nah. There's another clip of him that's gone viral where he's trying to give his employee a makeover. And he's like, come here, come here. It's a dude. He's like, let me teach you how to part your hair. Right? You part your hair. Fucking weird. Let me teach you how to part it. He starts parting his hair. You need to separate it like mine. See, like this. And he tries to redo his hair. And he pans the camera to the employee who tries to do it. And the employee is like, oh, I'm so nervous. I have dandruff. And he's like, yeah, who doesn't? So basically what you want to do? And then he switches the phone back over to himself, right? But because he's been parting his hair non stop, it exposed his bald spot.

[Host 2]

No way, no way, no way. What the fuck? Wait, he has a bald spot. Oh, he's like balding?

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Oh my God.

[Host 1]

Right at the center. And he pauses and he sees the bald spot and he looks at his employee and he goes, you're fired. Go and don't ever come back. Obviously he's kidding.

[Host 2]

That's why he pull out this wig. You can buy this wig.

[Host 1]

You know, a lot of Korean guys use powder. And you know what, I use powder too, but they have the men version. I Don't know why they need to sell like gender specific versions.

[Host 2]

Because everyone's seeing those TikTok. Yet in China there's like these wig selling company, they have all these men, like, they shave their head bald in the middle and then they will carry 10 wigs on their body and they just throw a wig on where while dancing and then they pull it off, pull another wig on. It looks so realistic.

[Host 1]

No, it only looks realistic on video. Honey, trust me, trust me. Remember all those wigs I've tried on.

[Host 2]

But in video it looks so good.

[Host 1]

They're not balding though.

[Host 2]

Not, but it looks pretty good.

[Host 1]

Yeah, we do know a few people that are balding. We should get it for them. Would they be offended? Is that a suicide? Have you seen that girl that has a hot take? There was a girl on TikTok that had a hot take that was like, men that are balding should do something about it. She was like, because you know why? Because women that have something that men don't like, we are forced to fix it, okay? We're forced to face it. We're forced to go on diets, we're forced to get cosmetic procedures. Men that are balding, all they do is complain about balding. Do something, bitch. Okay? We don't care. She was like her hot take. And all the girls are like, yes. So he gives the viewers a dating advice. One viewer is asking him in the live stream, how can I spend no money for a late night snack? I don't know If I'm innocent, Mr. Bukaki. Okay, I don't know if I'm the innocent one, but I was like, what do you mean a late night snack? I don't know if he meant a genuine late night snack or if the girl is a late night snack. So he picks up the phone and then he's like, are you asleep? She's like, no, oppa. And he's like, are you free tomorrow? Can you treat me to a late night snack? Sure, it's my pleasure. But I don't have money to take a taxi. I don't want to spend money on a taxi. I'll pick you up. Okay, see you tomorrow. Oh my God. Okay, see you tomorrow. He hangs up, throws his phone, smirks at the camera. I don't spend a penny. I don't spend a penny. He also just does like really incredibly cringe things where there's a clip of him where he takes his water bottle and like the cap is half off and then he uses his tongue to like take it all the way off.

[Host 2]

What does that mean?

[Host 1]

Oh, I gotta put the clip in. Oh.

[Host 2]

So it's like how he just slice it with his.

[Host 1]

And then it, like, spins off and, like, again.

[Host 2]

Is it hot?

[Host 1]

You look amazed, right?

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

I wanted to gag and throw up. I thought it was, like, the most disgusting thing ever.

[Host 2]

But he thought it was hot, and the audience thought it was just, like, cringy, funny hot.

[Host 1]

The guys thought it was hot. The guys are like, okay, I gotta practice when I get home. And then the girls are like, that's just weird. Like, if you did that in real life, like, there are certain things that you can't do in real life.

[Host 2]

I'm just imagining her, like, pass me the water.

[Host 1]

Oh, my God. I would genuinely be. Honestly, it'd be kind of hot if you did it. But it's like, certain things only work in books. Like, he growls. You know what I mean? It works in a book if you growl in real life. It's like, okay, no, no, that's not what the book. No, that was hot. So he also does these, like, very weird things. Like, unless you are actively maybe ovulating. It's just weird. I don't know what girl likes that. Some netizens are joking that some rich guy would probably pay a million dollars for Tong's WeChat contact because he's got, like, all the pretty girls in every major city in his WeChat. Another jokes. 5000 WeChat friends is not the limit for Tong. It's the limit for WeChat. And I thought they were kidding until I saw the iconic seven fairies. Date live stream, Valentine's Day. Tong in his Ferrari. Side note, I think he can afford this Ferrari because he doesn't pay rent.

[Host 2]

Okay. Also, by the way, seven theories. A Chinese fable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They live in the sky. And there are seven girls. They're really pretty. They're called the seven fairies.

[Host 1]

He's in his Ferrari. That's how the night starts. And he picks up a very pretty girl to his house. Now, if I give you seven fairies fucking names, it's gonna be a lot. So I'm gonna call them. She's. I'm gonna call her car girl. Right? She's the only one that starts in the car. So he picks her up and she's, like, ready for this date? It's Valentine's Day. She did her hair. It's curly. It's.

[Host 2]

And he's livestreaming the whole time. Correct?

[Host 1]

Yes.

[Host 2]

Like, the cameras at the dash cam. Just, like, how long was the stream like seven.

[Host 1]

No, four hours.

[Host 2]

Four hours.

[Host 1]

It felt like 10 hours. Oh, my God. It was the longest date of my life. And I wasn't even on the date. Okay, so he's live streaming on his phone. He picks her up. She's sitting there. Her hair is all curly. She's in, like, a cute little dress. She's beautiful. All the girls that he picks up, beautiful. I don't know what they see in him. I mean, whatever, right? She's, like, sitting there and he's like, well, I think your hair looks better down than up. And then he's just staring at her cleavage, and she sees him staring at her cleavage. So then he grabs his shirt and puts it right there. So then she's now holding his shirt to cover her cleavage. And I don't know how Ferrari is set up, but she'd be struggling to put on her seatbelt. But, like, girl save. Okay, stay, whatever. I know the seatbelt is right there. It's okay. It's like a dark mafia romance. In the presence of the man, you forget to do simple tasks. So he leans over, he's like, let me do it.

[Host 2]

Oh, shit.

[Host 1]

And then he pretends to fall and shoves his face on her legs.

[Host 2]

You're kidding me.

[Host 1]

And then he's like, very serious. He's like, you know, Ferraris are very low. So my legs get caught. Anyway, he turns to her and he's like, here's the thing about my followers. My chat is filled with just deranged, filthy, dishonest, disgusting followers with no shame. You know? Like, look at this chat. He's asking, hey, ask her what color her underwear is. Whoa. Just so disgusting. No shame. You can secretly tell me what color it is.

[Host 2]

I'm not gonna tell you, dude.

[Host 1]

Okay. Yeah. So then he starts yapping about how much each flower he bought her is. And it's at his house that he's never taken a girl to. And each flower is $8 per single flower. And he bought her 99 flowers. I don't know how much that is, but that sounds like a lot.

[Host 2]

99 times 8. 100 times 8. 800 minus 8, technically.

[Host 1]

Okay, okay. I don't know. Do you drive an Audi? Nerd alert. Okay, but we haven't seen them yet. The flowers. We haven't seen them. So I don't know if this guy is just recycling flowers again, but they drive to his house where he's. Again, it's just mentioning he's never taken a girl here. He's pulling out all the nine stops for this Valentine's Day date. They get to his house, beep, boop, beep, boop. Because in Asia, they got the little keypad with the passcode. They open the door and a girl runs up to him.

[Host 2]

Whoa.

[Host 1]

This is house girl. We're gonna call her house girl number two. And the energy, the tension is palpable. The amount of times I had to stop this live stream and just like sit there processing the second hand stress and awkwardness.

[Host 2]

Really? What do you mean?

[Host 1]

Because, okay, so girl is upset.

[Host 2]

Oh, oh. The house girl runs up.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

What's her reaction though?

[Host 1]

Like, hey. Oh, hi. Oh, I didn't know you were gonna have a girl here. But, like, I came all the way from Shanghai to see you for Valentine's Day. The house girl said, yeah, and she's like, very outgoing. And the car girl seems very uncomfortable. She's like, I don't even know how to react. The house girl already seems so comfortable here. Like, has she been here before? She's got a playful, comfortable attitude. She doesn't seem phased that another girl is in.

[Host 2]

So regardless, he's like tones Tong's reaction.

[Host 1]

Though, just kind of awkward.

[Host 2]

So he is kind of awkward.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

But he knows what's going on.

[Host 1]

Yes.

[Host 2]

He knows there's a girl here.

[Host 1]

Yeah. So car girl sits on the couch. She's on her phone, awkwardly. Meanwhile, he sits. Sits three feet away from her with house girl. And these sound rude. So he's just gonna be called boy. Now boy is trying to talk to house girl who has been waiting there. And he's saying things like, you're ruining this for me. You're ruining my date. She's really big boobs. I really like her. And he car girl, like, trust me, we're not dating. Like, we're just friends. Me and house girl, we're just buddies. You know what I mean? Like, why would I feel comfortable with all of us being in the same room unless we're just buddies? Like, that would be awkward. Like, look at me. I'm not awkward at all. Right. Also, just like, random question. Are you a C cup?

[Host 2]

That is great.

[Host 1]

I can't look away. It's a train wreck. This is worse than love island. I'm like, I'm hooked. Okay. So then he walks over, hands her a bouquet of flowers, which is clearly not 99 flowers like he promised. And it doesn't even. It doesn't even look like a dozen flowers. And there's no way in hell that each flower was $8. It looks like eight flowers that have been reused. And Recycled. And she's upset that he lied to her. She rips a petal off and shoves it in his mouth.

[Host 2]

What?

[Host 1]

Yeah, car girl. And so she says, listen. And he's. She's upset. She's like, you told me 99 flowers. And they were gonna be $8 each. These look like shit flowers. And he's like, listen, listen. You and I are gonna get married, right?

[Host 2]

Whoa.

[Host 1]

I know we're gonna get married. You don't know this yet, but we need to be smarter about finances when we get married, because I'm a few years older than you. So let me tell you. You. I bought you these flowers today, and I'm gonna buy you more tomorrow. They might not be that expensive, you know, but we need to save money for formula and baby food for our future children, their education. There will be lots of places to spend money in the future. Okay? She's like, you're so annoying. Stop talking.

[Host 2]

Meanwhile, is she genuinely mad or.

[Host 1]

She's, like, kind of mad, but, like, kind of warming up. She's like, I guess we are gonna get married. Okay, fine. He's asking the two girls if they have pets. He's like, oh, let me show you a picture of my dog that I used to have. And the girls are confused like that. That's a picture of your friend? And he's like, yeah, but he acts like a dog. And they're like, oh, okay. This guy is weird. One of the girls pulls up a picture of her dog. He's like, see? They look the same. And I was like, this guy's insane. And then he pans the live stream to the picture of her dog. And I'm like, bro, they look.

[Host 2]

They look the same.

[Host 1]

Shut up. They look the fucking same.

[Host 2]

The dog and the friend.

[Host 1]

Yeah. I see them walking on the street. I can't tell the difference. Yeah.

[Host 2]

Whoa.

[Host 1]

So then he turns to look at car girl and calls her by house girl's name.

[Host 2]

Oh.

[Host 1]

And she's about to blow up, so he starts slapping himself. She's like, what's my name? He's like, xiao Xiu. Slap. What's my name? This reminds me of the Beyonce concert where she picks up the iud. Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Host 2]

No. No.

[Host 1]

Oh, my God. One of her fans like, I'm your cousin. No. She's like, are you my husband? And he's like, I'm your cousin. And she's like, what's my name? And he starts singing. And then. Oh, it's such a good clip. Okay, anyways, she's like, what's my name? And he's like, xiao Xiu slap. Shao Shu slap. She's just like, okay, stop talking. But his saving grace is that house girl is on the other side of the living room, which is like three feet away. And she's like, what's your WI fi password? And he's so happy. He's like, see, see, see, Girl number one. Car girl. She doesn't even know my WI fi password. She's here for the first time. We don't even hang out together. She's not my girlfriend. And also, like, everybody knows I like big boobs. So.

[Host 2]

That is crazy.

[Host 1]

He's crazy. So then he's like, you guys need to be friends. Let's all sit together. So they're. The three of them are awkwardly sitting together. And as they' getting friendly, the doorbell rings. So they're like, oh, is that a delivery? He walks over. In walks a girl with a bouquet of flowers for him. He's blocking the entrance. Meanwhile, he's live streaming. But she's all like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you blocking the entrance? He's like, the supermarket downstairs even delivers flowers now. But she pushes her way in. This guy did not even clean.

[Host 2]

Does he know that she's coming?

[Host 1]

Seems like it.

[Host 2]

So he planned this whole drama to be unfolded.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

And do you think the girls know? Or is it like they have no. Or they don't know or they do know?

[Host 1]

It seems like they have no. But it also seems like the girls are here to get like, you know, their channels up.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

So it doesn't seem like I would never. For a girl feeling uncomfortable.

[Host 2]

Right.

[Host 1]

And it's like, I think they're all kind of playing into it is the vibe.

[Host 2]

So they're not upset, like, genuinely mad about it.

[Host 1]

Doesn't give me, like, you're cheating on me.

[Host 2]

Right.

[Host 1]

And you're like, embarrassing me online. It's giving like, it's kind of giving. Like they're all kind of streamers and like, it's a. It's a bit, but maybe not fully a bit. Like, I don't think these girls knew everyone was gonna show up.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

But I don't think they actually like the guy like that.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

To care that much.

[Host 2]

Yeah. So then that. That is some pretty crazy set up.

[Host 1]

Yeah. So then the third girl walks, playing with fire. Yeah. And the entire place is a freaking mess. She sits on the couch. And now the two previous girls. And this is why I say it's a social experiment. Car girl and house girl, they were enemies. Okay? Third girl walks in, their besties. Third girl is the enemy.

[Host 2]

Enemy of the enemy is my bestie.

[Host 1]

Exactly. And the girls are just staring at her. And he stressfully grabs drinks from the fridge. He tells car girl that. That girl we're gonna call her cousin. It's just his cousin from his hometown. That's what he says.

[Host 2]

The third girl is the cousin.

[Host 1]

Yeah, but it's clear they're not cousins. Right. Then he sits down with her on the couch, his cousin, and she's all, so I'm your cousin? And he doesn't respond. And she's like, do I like the flowers? Do you like the flowers I got you? I like it. Are you happy with your surprise? Very happy. And you also got me a surprise. You know there's two girls in the house, right? Yeah. And she's like, yeah. Basically, he walks away. He calls the supermarket downstairs, and he's like, I need two decks of cards to be brought up immediately because it's so awkward up here. Please, please, like, sir, you're looking at the last five seconds of your life, okay? And car girl is getting agitated. She's like, you told me literally right before we got here that no girls have been to your house. He's like, yeah, no, and that was the truth. I'm talking about my new house that I just moved into. This is my old house, so I haven't taken any new girls there. So that's the truth. Yeah, I'm dead. House girl leans over and she starts helping a car girl with her dress, like, tying the straps on her dress. And he's live streaming them. And he's like, this is good. Your friendship seems harmonious. There's harmony in the house now. And I'm like, what in the Sister wives is happening right now? What the fuck is going on? I'm so stressed. Meanwhile, cousin is just sitting on the couch on her phone. And we are crossing so many boundaries right now. And I'm also dead at the fact that every time he drinks his drink, his live stream filter goes back and forth.

[Host 2]

Oh. Like, his face shape changes. Right. His chin. That is something. Like, in China, I think the filter culture is pretty standard now. You know how even, like, TikTok or Instagram, like, when you record video, you can turn on a filter to, like, smooth out your skin or whatever. But in China, it's pretty standard now. So it's like the face changing shape and everything is not even weird.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

That's why they don't even probably don't even care.

[Host 1]

I will say there is. I'm not gonna put this bit in because I'm not judging. I'm not judging because I use the beauty filter on TikTok as well. Okay? But there was this one part in his live stream where he's walking, he catches someone livestreaming, right? And you see their phone and their face on their phone that they're live streaming. And then you see their face from his live stream.

[Host 2]

Oh, totally different.

[Host 1]

Four different people. It's like four different people conversing. Ok? So he goes from. He's like, mewing, puffy cheeks. Mewing, puffy cheeks, okay? And he mentions that if he has to be honest, he did maybe one time sleep with his cousin from his hometown. You know, but. Because that's not his cousin. He slept like, you know, they were. They dated.

[Host 2]

He dated his cousin.

[Host 1]

No, it's not his real cousin. He was just lying. That. That's his cousin. They all know that's not his cousin. That's his.

[Host 2]

Oh, so he's saying this, his quote unquote cousin. I did date her.

[Host 1]

Back in the day. Yeah. Yeah.

[Host 2]

Oh, geez.

[Host 1]

And so, you know, house girl is like, have you no shame? He's like, well, I swear that's it. If more girls come, I'm gonna jump off the 20th floor. You know, right at that moment, the doorbell rings, and he's so stressed. He's so stressed because he just said he's about to jump off the 20th floor. He runs to the door, opens it, two decks of playing cards. He's like, oh. He's like, my heart was raining thing. He looks so stressed. He looks so relieved. He's like, oh, fucking thank God. Okay. Genuinely nervous. So then cousin comes to join them at the table. She's still on her phone. Car girl, house girl, besties. Now they're giggle gagglin. I love how humans work. Our brains are fascinating. Okay, at one point, boy kneels down to thank his three girls for supporting him. He's like, thank you for supporting my work on this live stream. And girl one is like, no, don't kneel. And girl three, Car girl is like, no, no, it's okay. Don't kneel. Cousin is like, whatever, kneel. Who cares? Just. It's just a lot going on. Boy is telling car girl, trust me, nothing's going on with me and my cousin anymore. Like, it's not like that. Like, tell them it's not like that. Cousin's like, it's not like that. And house girl is like, can you make it more believable? And she's like, it's not like that, okay? And it's just, like, dead silent because music is copyrighted, so he can't play. So it's just like dead silence, okay? Dead silence.

[Host 2]

Wow.

[Host 1]

And it's just like, as the night goes on, you think it's becoming better. So all three girls, he's like, catering to them. He's bringing them ice cream, candy. All three girls, they start bonding over their nails. So car girl and house girl are looking at their nails. Cousin is sitting on the side looking at her nails. And he walks over and is holding cousin's hand to look at her nails, you know? And car girl throws a candy wrapper at him. And then it gets awkward again. It just, like, quickly gets harmonious, and then it gets really awkward and uncomfortable and then harmonious, and then gets quickly uncomfortable, and just the whole thing is weird. So then the girls are like, can we just end this live stream and go eat hot pot or something? To which somehow the conversation goes to talking about getting hot pot. And he says, listen, we're all just going to get along. We're all family, right? So instead of arguing, it's better if we're all honest. Instead of fighting, it's better if we're harmonious as a man. Peace is precious, right, brothers? Why not emphasize harmony together, all of us. Housegirl is not feeling it, okay? She's exposing him in the chat. She's like, he made me split money. Last time I went out to eat with him, he made me pay for half the hot pot. So next time. Oh, yeah, you know what? He said he didn't have power on his phone because you got to pay with your phone in most restaurants in China, right? But then I looked at his phone. Full battery. So girl number two, house girl, is like, here's the plan. We're gonna run away from the bill because he's gonna try to make us split it four ways because we got three girls, one guy, right? And let's bring a power bank so that he can't say that his phone ran out of battery. The cousin is like, you know what? After ordering, we should just make him pay first before we even start eating. And the girls are bonding over how to do this. Meanwhile, he goes to go change his clothes, and I'm getting so confused because first of all, there's three of y' all on a hot pot date, and you guys are planning on how to make sure he pays. I'm so confused right now. And then the door rings and the girls go to get it, and in walks another girl. And she's here for Valentine's Day. And they let her in and it's all awkward again. He walks out like he's seen a ghost. And he tells them that, yes, he invited this girl, but it's his first time meeting her. All they were gonna do was stream together. That's it. This was a work event. You know her. She means nothing to me. Nothing. And so he's like, tell them it's our first time meeting. He's talking to the fourth girl. She's like, yeah, but it's not convincing. So he gets down on his knees and he's like, tell them it's our first time meeting. And she goes, yeah, car girl seems the most pissed. House girl is just trying to make friends and get some free hot pot. At this point, Cousin looks a little agitated and he starts. Starts fixing girl number four's thigh high socks. It's like knee socks. And I guess they're slipping down. They honestly weren't. They looked fine. They looked fucking fine. But he starts fixing them. He's like raising them up.

[Host 2]

The third girl is fixing the fourth girl socks.

[Host 1]

No, Tong is fixing the fourth girl's socks. And car girl is getting pissed off. It seems like car girl might be the only one that actually likes him a little bit, right? And so she's getting pissed and she's like, she can do it herself. Okay?

[Host 2]

That's really intimate.

[Host 1]

Holy. So then he's like, listen, girls, just be yourselves, everyone, and treat each other like friends. I just want you guys to be friends. They start doing icebreakers like it's a corporate event, like it's a fucking summit, okay? Introducing themselves. And he's telling them, all the girls that I've ever known in my entire life are here with me right now. And then the doorbell rings, and in walks the fifth.

[Host 2]

Fifth girl.

[Host 1]

But, you know, the doorbell doesn't even ring with the fifth girl. That's the bad part.

[Host 2]

Because it was open?

[Host 1]

No, because this girl knows his passcode. So she pops into his house and in walks the fifth girl. And he. Everyone goes silent. He reaches over. You know how Cousin brought him flowers? He grabs the same flowers and gives it to her in front of everyone. He's reusing the flowers. He's starts singing her Happy birthday. So I guess, happy birthday. Birthday.

[Host 2]

Did the other girls chime in or.

[Host 1]

No, they're all just staring at this point. And he says he wanted to get her white flowers because they represent purity and Everyone is like, you got gifted those flowers. What the are you saying right now? And Girl 5 is also looking at him like, what is happening? And he's like, don't be nervous.

[Host 2]

This.

[Host 1]

Don't be shy. Everyone here. We're all good friends. It's all good. We're all friends. The girls are pissed, asking if there's more girls coming later. And he's like, how could there be more girls? There's definitely not more girls. And then another girl comes. Bro, this stream was stressing me out so hard. At one point, there's this really awkward confrontation between car girl and girl number five. The new girl. The new girl is like, are you his girlfriend, car girl? Because he told me that he's just using this relationship for views. Car girl looks pissed, and the cousin is like, wait, how come I didn't know that you guys. You guys are official? And Tong responds, underground. Secret relationship. Secret relationship.

[Host 2]

Oh.

[Host 1]

Girl number five looks at him with her. With car girl. You're in a secret relationship with car girl? And he goes, no, no, no. I'm in a secret relationship with you.

[Host 2]

All of you. All of you.

[Host 1]

Like, every single one of you. But don't tell each other, please. It'll get really awkward if you do. Right? And so car girl is like, you just told me you have a secret relationship with her. What? And he's just like, I gotta go, I gotta go. Because his phone is ringing. And he picks up the phone. It's a girl. It's a girl. And the girl on the phone hears one of the five girls being like, who is that? And then the girl is like, who is that?

[Host 2]

He's on speaker.

[Host 1]

Yeah, that's crazy. The girl is like, who is that? And then all of a sudden, it's like, whack a mole. All the girls are like, no, hurry up. It's like the spider man. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. Nobody's giving an answer. Hurry up, hurry up. And then Tong is, like, talking to the girl on the phone. He's like, I'm at Stop. I'm at an HOA meeting with my mom. HOA meeting with my mom. He runs into the bathroom, and he's like, what are you talking about? I'm not with a girl. Oh, my God, you're so crazy. I'm at an HOA meeting with my mom. Hangs up. Meanwhile, all of this is live stream. All of this is live streamed. And then once he walks back out, the girls are quiet again, and they're looking at him, and he's just live Streaming them, looking at him. And they're just like, is that girl coming too? No, no, no, she's not coming. Why are you smiling then? I'm not smiling. She's not coming. Then the door opens. Okay, she came.

[Host 2]

So how many are we at right now?

[Host 1]

Now I think we are at seven.

[Host 2]

Yeah, that's the seven fairies.

[Host 1]

Yeah. And for the next hour, they go out, they eat hot pots.

[Host 2]

Oh, they went out. So just him with seven girls about it.

[Host 1]

And then, like, while he's out, he's still trying to find WeChat. WeChat, like, get girls. WeChat shit. Okay. @ this point, it's just, like, become so normal that there's really nothing to write home about. They're just all kind of chit chatting, like it's a corporate event. Netizens start commenting at this point. It just feels like a family gathering. It doesn't even feel weird. It doesn't feel uncomfortable. They're introducing each other one by one. They're bonding over things. And at one point, he goes outside and says, guys, I'm so for real. I'm a virgin. If I'm not, may lightning strike me. No lightning strikes. And he says, see, I'm pure. Oh. And then at one point, I think another girl was gonna join them, but he was on the phone with her. And he says, don't come over to my house, babe. And he hangs up. And he's looking at all the seven girls like, so proud, like, see, I rejected a girl for you guys. And then one of the girls goes, what was the last word you said? And he's like, I don't know what I said. And they're like, babe. So I'm getting so confused. At one point, one of the girls is like, this was actually the most fucked up Valentine's Day. I demand you repent by kneeling on durian.

[Host 2]

Kneeling on durian. Holy shit.

[Host 1]

And he says, maybe he will next time. And that's pretty much it for his seven fairies date. It honestly becomes pretty harmonious. There is really nothing to write about. It feels like seven friends and that loser boy that came along with them. The vibe is car girl and him are dating, but they're on rocky road and they're kind of fighting. And then everyone's car girl's friend, like, that was the vibe. If I came in middle live stream, that's the vibe. I would think it was. I would not think that these are his seven girls.

[Host 2]

Oh, my God.

[Host 1]

One netizen comment reads, seven girls are just the limit of the space. In his home. Not the limit of Tong. Another says, these few hours were more exciting than my whole life. Another writes, when there were two or three girlfriends, it was very awkward. But when there were seven, it became harmonious. Another comment reads, first you solve the quantity problem, then you address the quality problem.

[Host 2]

What does that mean?

[Host 1]

It's like Tong's famous saying of, stop bitching about quality girls. You can't even get one girl. So he was telling boys, stop bitching about, I can't find a girl these days. That's like not looking for money. He's like, address your quantity problem first. So they said, this is in real life life, addressing the quantity issue first. And this is the guy that goes on to create a large MCN company where he recruits other female streamers, where he dates them for views. And honestly, that could be a whole other episode. You know what else could be a whole other episode? Him meeting his first love on livestream, the girl that rejected him for Audi.

[Host 2]

He goes, like, the actual girl or. Really?

[Host 1]

So, guys, let me know if you want that episode.

[Host 2]

Yes.

[Host 1]

Yeah, but that is Playboy, ancestor of China. Welcome to the Chinaverse. And I really think that he has some wisdom to share. Girls do not care about the color of your Ferrari. Someone put that in some sort of sacred text that we bury so that one day when aliens come to find us, they're like, that's what humans were about. Let me know in the comments, what are your thoughts? And I'll see you in the next one. Bye.