Nepo Baby Spent Millions To Become A Hot Actor, Audience BEGGED Him To Just Stay Home...

Summary

Moral Of The Story: Nepo Baby Spent Millions To Become A Hot Actor, Audience BEGGED Him To Just Stay Home...

Host: Stephanie Soo
Co-host: (Stephanie’s husband)
Release Date: February 6, 2026

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Overview

This episode is a wild saga centered on “Jackie,” Hong Kong’s number-one Nepo baby, whose relentless attempts to reinvent himself—fueled by family wealth and social media spectacle—spiral into viral internet fame. From chaotic haircuts and awkward acting auditions to boxing matches and peculiar family scandals, Stephanie dissects why no one can look away from Jackie, even as the world wonders what makes him so captivatingly bizarre.

The episode explores:

• Jackie’s endless quest for fame and acceptance
• The absurd lengths his mother goes to “fix” his image
• The internet’s fascination with viral moments and memes about him
• Nepotism, fame, and the blurred lines between mockery and adoration in modern celebrity culture

True to the show’s tagline: “the moral of the story is—well, there is none.”

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Jackie’s Viral $4 Haircut — Absurdity at its Peak

[01:10–14:41]

• Jackie, a notorious Nepo baby determined to become famous, triggers frenzy simply by getting a haircut.
• The chosen hairdresser, Xiaohua, is Douyin-famous for her $4 haircuts, treating all clients (from students to celebrities) with humility and honesty.
• Jackie's mother, Madame Chung, begs Xiaohua to cut his hair, even sending her $2,000 and a Chanel bag—way over the $4 cost.
  • “Just cut my son’s hair one day. That’s all I’m asking for. Take the money. Consider it a future payment.” (Stephanie, 07:00)
• On the much-anticipated livestream, the haircut drags for six and a half hours—Jackie barely trims half an inch, leaves butt imprints in the chair (which go viral), and otherwise acts erratic.
• “If you’re just listening to the audio version of it, he looks exactly the same.” (Stephanie, 09:24)
• The entire ordeal becomes an internet event, not because of the haircut, but Jackie’s antics—pausing for snacks, bathroom breaks, doing hand poses, and playful performance.

Notable Quotes

• Co-host: “The hairstylist look[s] so stressed that he was just gonna, like, leave, like, dine and dash.” (12:14)
• Stephanie: “He spends a whopping six and a half hours cutting half an inch from his bob. It takes six and a half hours. By the time he leaves the salon, the sun has set.” (09:19)

2. Jackie’s Fame Addiction & Viral Persona

[14:41–26:28]

• Jackie delights in being famous in a “non-pretentious” way—he’s openly addicted to attention.
• Even small or awkward incidents (mall security, airport encounters, meet-and-greets) become spectacle because he revels in every bit of attention.
  • “He’s obsessed with people being obsessed with him.” (Stephanie, 26:28)
• On the runway and in public, compliments send him into socially awkward or over-the-top reactions.
• Stephanie and her husband dissect why being the “lovable weirdo” makes him resonate with viral culture: unpredictability, pure transparency, and lack of self-censorship.

Notable Quotes

• Co-host: “I think his weakness is a compliment.” (24:23)
• Stephanie: “Sometimes my guy Jackie is just so mesmerized at the fact that he’s famous that he will start doing somersaults.” (22:41)

3. The “Battle of Men” — Jackie vs. Medicine Bro Boxing Saga

[26:28–36:27]

• Medicine Bro, a Chinese streamer, challenges kung-fu-trained Jackie to a boxing duel, setting off a meme-laden, internet-fueled event.
• Initially, Medicine Bro boasts he’ll “knock Jackie out in one punch,” but upon learning about Jackie’s powerful family, hilariously backtracks in public apologies.
  • “I just want to sincerely apologize to Brother Jackie… can you please just spare my life this one time, please? Please?” (Medicine Bro, 29:29)
• The fight is comically lopsided—Medicine Bro never lands a punch. Afterward, hints surface it may have all been a promotional stunt, given Medicine Bro signed to Madame Chung’s media network.
• Their public personas shift post-fight: Medicine Bro becomes a bodybuilder; Jackie leans further into absurd online trolling.
• Stephanie likens it to the “don’t pick up cash on the street” fate-exchange superstition.

Notable Quotes

• Stephanie (re Medicine Bro post-fight changes): “There must have been some sort of punch where heaven struck lightning. Right. And they swapped her bodies.” (35:16)
• Co-host: “This is like a fever dream.” (52:44)

4. Jackie’s Acting ‘Career’ and Audition Trainwrecks

[38:15–53:43]

• Jackie’s acting is the stuff of viral meme legend—he begs for roles, performs overwrought monologues, and his “nostril meme” becomes an online reaction staple.
  • “At this point, all the judges look like they’re holding in their farts.” (Stephanie, 39:27)
• Mentor Wu, a judge/producer, is so rattled by Jackie’s eagerness he tries to redirect him into throwaway roles, but Jackie persists and celebrates even minor victories.
• Skits devolve into chaos: Jackie’s improvisational logic baffles even veteran actresses. For example, when tasked with “not having rent money,” he claims not to have hands or legs, throws money at the landlady, and then self-slaps until she relents.
  • “Every time she tries to tell him to give her the rent money, he slaps himself harder and harder and harder until she says, finally ‘It’s okay. I don’t want it anymore. I don’t anymore.’” (Stephanie, 53:09)

5. The Webtoon Scandal and Eccentric Family Ties

[53:43–56:47]

• Jackie gets cast in an allegedly “massive” webtoon adaptation, written by his cousins—who are twin sisters and, according to their social media, also a couple (“orthopedic lesbians”).
• The surreal plot involves Jackie as an omega male with a “milky” pheromone scent who becomes pregnant… and his wife is included in the storyline, possibly without her consent.
  • Co-host: “That is the most shocking thing, actually, this whole episode. What is that?” (55:04)
• Stephanie speculates much of this may be part of an attention-generating PR campaign.

6. Jackie’s Marriage and the Power of (Mother-in-Law) Love

[56:47–61:56]

• Jackie’s wife, Bia, is a beloved, beautiful actress. The real connection appears to be between Bia and Jackie’s mother, not Jackie and his wife—fueling speculation that Bia married for family, not love.
• Rumors swirl about wedding extravagance (falsely reported $170 million price tag), family “black and white” business enterprises, and the mother-in-law’s unwavering affection for her daughter-in-law.
• Stephanie and the co-host reflect on a new social sentiment: sometimes it’s the mother-in-law, not the husband, who holds the key to a “good marriage” in hyper-wealthy families.

Notable Quotes

• Co-host: “Who gives a f** about your husband, okay?”* (57:29)
• Stephanie: “She didn’t marry Jackie for Jackie. She married Jackie for Madame Xiang.” (61:47)

7. Why Does Everyone Love Jackie?

[61:56–62:15]

• Despite (or because of) his chaos, lack of acting prowess, and endless viral moments, Jackie forges genuine internet connection.
• He’s both laughed at and, in a strange way, loved for never stopping—no matter how embarrassing or outlandish the attempt.

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Memorable Moments & Quotes with Timestamps

• “[Jackie’s] haircut takes six and a half hours… he looks exactly the same.” (09:24)
• “He’s obsessed with people being obsessed with him.” (26:28)
• “I just want to sincerely apologize to Brother Jackie... Please, please?” (Medicine Bro, 29:29)
• “Every time she tries to tell him to give her the rent money, he slaps himself harder and harder…” (53:09)
• “That is the most shocking thing, actually, this whole episode. What is that?” (55:04)

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Important Segments (Timestamps)

• Jackie and the Viral $4 Haircut: 01:10–14:41
• Celebrating and Embodying Viral Fame: 14:41–26:28
• Boxing Antics with Medicine Bro: 26:28–36:27
• Acting Auditions & Memeable Chaos: 38:15–53:43
• Webtoon Family Scandal: 53:43–56:47
• Marriage, Wealth, and In-laws: 56:47–61:56
• Reflections on Jackie’s Appeal: 61:56–62:15

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Tone & Style

The episode is irreverent, witty, and fast-paced—with Stephanie’s distinct tone: a blend of exasperation, awe, and a touch of affectionate roasting. The story unfolds almost like a fever dream, with each incident more outrageous and meme-able than the last, but always circling back to a sort of astounded empathy for Jackie’s relentless pursuit of attention and connection.

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For First-Time Listeners

This episode is a perfect example of what makes “Moral Of The Story” (MOTS) so addictive: jaw-dropping tales, a dash of internet culture analysis, and a host who knows how to wring every last drop of humor and insight from even the most bewildering scandals. Whether you love or hate viral stars, you’ll come away with a new appreciation for the unpredictable—especially when Jackie’s the one at the heart of the storm.

Transcript

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[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

A few weeks ago I talked about this guy named Jackie. He is known as the security guard of Hong Kong. This is the number one Nepo baby in all of Hong Kong Hollywood. And this guy has made it his life mission to become famous. And he doesn't do it the way other Nepo baby does it. He does it in a truly abstract way, bizarre, weird way. The last time that we left off, you guys know that he tried to run Big Bangs Hungry Burning Sunli not Big Bangs Hungry, Burning Sung Singly out of Hong Kong. Also side note, did you know that.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Jackie's wife and Burning Sung Singly had.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Some romantic acting scenes together and so maybe that's why he was trying to run him out of Hong Kong. I'm not entirely sure but where we left off is he premiered. He had his acting debut in multiple different movies that his parents parents paid for. One of them was like hundred million dollars. They had Huang Xiaoming, they had Angelababy star in this fantasy series. And it's still fucking tanked. People said if there is going to be a worse movie in the next upcoming year, it's going to be a sequel of that movie. That's how bad this movie is. But fear less because Jackie is going to come back. He's going to keep making comebacks even when people didn't even notice that he was missing. Even when people didn't even ask for it. And that is when he decides out of nowhere Jackie is going to get a haircut. You're probably wondering why is this making a MOTS episode? Who cares about a freaking haircut? There was a hairdresser recently that went viral on Douyin. She does not go viral for cutting celebrities hairs. She does not do the latest trends. She doesn't do wolf cuts. She doesn't charge ridiculous prices and then spend two minutes with you shampooing your hair and then leaving. She literally goes viral because she actually listens to customers and gives them exactly what they want. People are not crying when they leave the hair salon. Have you ever seen those hair salon before and afters. And the after part, it looks like they just want to get the out of there because they're about to cry. But then for some reason the hairstylist doesn't notice it and post it on TikTok and you're like, I'm so sorry. My girl is about to have a.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Mental breakdown in her car.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

She's about to call her boyfriend and freak the f Ck out. She doesn't do this. Her name is Xiaohua.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Xiaohua.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

You know Xiaoha.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I don't know Xiaohua.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Okay. She has this tiny little salon in Hunan. It's not fancy. I mean, it looks like you would walk by and it just doesn't. It doesn't look like the most relaxing place to get your hair done. You don't look like you're gonna spend an hour there getting like a detox shampoo through your scalp. But there are students, regular nine to five workers, sometimes even celebrities will come and stop by because she started posting videos on douyin and it's like the before and after. And you know those barbers in America where the before. I'm so sorry. I love you guys, but they just look like a software engineer.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And their hair is kind of greasy, the guys. And it's like sticking to their foreh and it just looks like the type of guy that you would go, oh, no, he's sweet. He's sweet. Yeah. No, but he has a good job. Did you catch my drift? But he has a good job. Not and he has a good job. Do you catch the difference?

[Co-host / Commentator]

I'm trying to introduce my girlfriend to.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

A guy that she could potentially date.

[Co-host / Commentator]

And I say, but he has a good job.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

What does that mean? That means he's a software engineer.

[Co-host / Commentator]

And that's it? That's it.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Anyway, they come in looking like software engineers.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Barbara takes a little video, and then afterwards you can just tell that they're feeling themselves.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And it's like those, like, f boy cuts. And they're looking in the mirror and suddenly they got a little smirk. They got a little pip in their step. Like you just know that they're trying to walk out and get on hinge and upload new photos that's exactly what this barber does. Like, this is what she does. This is what she does. So good. To the point where celebrities have been flying into Hunan to go to her thing and they all get charged the same amount of money. $4 a haircut. $4 a haircut.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Okay, so she's not doing it for the money.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

No. And because we can't go get a $4 haircut from China, we're going to watch Jackie get a $4 haircut. I didn't think that this was going to be such a big deal, but everybody, okay, so Jackie has a bob. He's got a bob. And he's been starting to wear some crazy clothes, like flower robes, dresses, a bunch of like very fashion forward pieces. And people are starting to get a little bit stressed out.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Mommy's clothes, right?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah, his mom's clothes. He straight up told Dylan Wang, it's my mom's clothes. Dylan Wang was like, why are you dressed so sexy? He's like, oh, it's my mom's clothes. Okay. So he's wearing his mommy's clothes. He's got a bob. And so a lot of people are like, you know, I do. At the end of the day, no matter how cringy this guy was, I kind of miss short hair. Jackie, he can wear whatever he wants, but he looked a little bit hotter with the short hair. And is it a personal preference? I don't know. I just know objectively, Jackie never brushed his hair. So I think that's why people didn't like his long hair. It just looked like it was fucking messy the whole day, every day, everywhere he went. Red carpet, it looks like it's matting. So people were going. Not to Jackie, but they were going to Jackie's mom. Yeah, Madame. Okay. She'd be. She'd be live streaming and people would be like, can you tell your son to get a haircut? Can you tell your son to get a haircut? And so out of nowhere, Jackie's mom sends $2,000 worth of donations to this now doing famous $4 hairdresser. And she's eating her rice live streaming and she gets a notification that Jackie's mom just $2,000. She starts spluttering rice out of nowhere. She can't even keep the rice grains inside of her mouth. She's freaking the fuck out. She's like, why did she send me $2,000? She immediately goes back to Jackie's mom's livestream, sends it back. She's like, I can't.

[Co-host / Commentator]

No way.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

I can't Take this. I love her. She's so sweet. She's like, I can't take this. Like, I can't do this. And Madame Chung is like, just cut my son's hair one day. That's all I'm asking for. Take the money. Consider it a future payment. And she's like, no, I'm not going to take the money. So they keep sen it back and forth, back and forth. And you never want to fight someone about money like that, okay? Especially like East Asians, I don't know, they just have a thing, you see, like full on fights break out at restaurants. And so she keeps sending it back. Madame Shang then decides I'm going to send her a Louis Vuitton purse. She can't send it back because shipping is going to be so expensive. And she only makes $4 a haircut.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Why is Madame Xiang keep, like, sending things to her?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

She's trying to convince the hairdresser to cut her son's hair.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Like, come to his house to cut her.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

She's like, and I will fly my son to Hunan. Oh, yeah, just please take my son as a client. Is this hairdresser so booked that she can't get her son in? No, that's not the case at all. So that's why people are confused. Everyone is like, madam Chung, we just told you to make your son get a haircut. He could have gone to like the celebrity hairstylist down the street in Hong Kong. He didn't have to fly to hunan to pay $4. And then you didn't have to spend like $5,000 to get this douyin famous hairdresser to cut your son's hair. This is confusing. This is very confusing, right? Until you see the haircut. Until you see the goddamn haircut. So now the hairdresser has this Louis Vuitton. No, I think it was a Chanel bag. I'm so sorry. Okay. She's got this new limited edition Chanel bag. She doesn't really know what to do. And Madame Chan is like, just take it. Just take it and take my son. And so it becomes this thing. Everyone is so excited for this live stream. It's like when, I don't know, Speed gets a haircut. Everyone wants to watch for some reason. So they're like, we gotta watch Jackie get a haircut. Our old Jackie's gonna come back with the clean cut hair. He's gonna look a little sexier. It's gonna be great. Right? If he has to show up on our screens on a daily basis, because he won't leave any of the variety shows. He's everywhere. Then at least, least be good to look at. So they're like, we're so excited for this haircut. He shows up 4pm the haircut takes six and a half hours. I'm going to give you a before and I'm going to give you an after. And if you're just listening to the audio version of it, he looks exactly the same.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I'm confused.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He looks exactly the same. And it's a six and a half hour livestream. I mean, if you were to come in one and a half hours in, everybody's asking, why are we all watching him just sitting at the hair salon? What's going on? And everyone's like, shh, Jackie's getting a haircut. So this is intriguing, right? So he spends a whopping six and a half hours cutting half an inch from his bob. It takes six and a half hours. By the time he leaves the salon, the sun has set. So you're probably wondering what exactly happened during the six and a half hours that it took for them to cut half an inch. And she's known to be efficient. She's not known to sit around and lollygag and do a bunch of nonsense that you really don't need for your hair just to charge you more. So run it from the top. He sits down. There's already fans lined outside. So he'll sit his little butt down, say hi to the hairdresser, then run outside to take pictures with his fans. Then the minute that she starts snipping, he goes, wait, I gotta pee. Then he wants to pee. And then he sits back down and she's ready to snip again. At one point, she's so stressed out by him, she's doing one strand at a time.

[Co-host / Commentator]

There's a clip of the livestream where she's holding up one piece of hair, one strand of hair, and the scissors are hovering like 0.1 cm.

He doesn't want his hair to be shot?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

I don't think so. Then he's like, hold on, nature calls. I got a lot of business to take care of. Runs to the bathroom to take a poo. Okay. And then in between, he's getting food deliveries. He keeps moving, pausing halfway that she had to wash his hair five times because she does wet cuts, not dry cuts. And she needs his hair to be wet, but it's no longer wet because it's completely air dried. Every time he would get distracted and then randomly he'd be like, can we play some music? He would spend 30 minutes looking for the right soundtracks. Then all of a sudden, he starts screaming at the top of his lungs and then rocking back and forth in his chair like this. Okay? Then he's looking at himself in the mirror, and he's feeling himself. I don't know why. There's no transformation yet. And he would just, like, beat his chest. He'd be like, I look good. I genuinely think him and Speed could be best friends. Okay? And so, just to put it very nicely, he was being very, very abstract. Okay. Some people say if you put it more bluntly, it looks like he was on drugs. Okay. That's just. He's not. He's not. But it's just. He's that crazy. He's just that unpredictable. Someone commented, what is wrong with him? Other people commented, madam Chung knew exactly what was gonna happen. We thought $5,000 was a lot for your haircut. Absolutely not. Why? Okay. Netizens even suggested that he needs to go under full anesthesia to get a haircut. He would even strike his signature nose pose. You guys remember? And then he would run out of the salon, take pictures with his fans, run back in. And every time he would run out.

[Co-host / Commentator]

The hairstylist look so stressed that he was just gonna, like, leave, like, dine and dash.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And he would come back in, do the hand pose. He would teach the hairdresser the hand pose and force her to do it with him. And finally, after six and a half hours, his hair looks exactly the same.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Is he happy about it?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He's so happy. He's so happy. And people started. Fans outside, they started zooming in on the amount of hair that was cut during 16 hours on the ground, you know? Cause you see it in the salon and, like, listen, I thought I was shedding. It was, like, the same amount that I used to shed before Pantene.

[Co-host / Commentator]

It was like nothing. I mean, I was shedding for sure. But when you're thinking about a haircut, you're expecting a lot of hair. Like, an alarming amount of hair.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

But it was like a shed.

[Co-host / Commentator]

What?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

On the. On the ground.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Why did this go viral? It's just so. What the fuck?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah. Really, why it goes viral is because this picture starts circulating of a hairdresser seat. Like, you know, when you go to the hair salon, you sit in those very specific, cushiony chairs with the steel plate that you put your legs on.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Yeah.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Your feet on. Right. I mean, every hair salon has, like, the same variation of it. Well, there's, like, Butt cheek imprints left on that seat that people started taking pictures of. And that's because Jackie's haircut took so long he left like an indentation in the hair salon seat. And so that started going viral.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I'm so confused. Just a picture of a salon chair.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah. And then, you know, his whole antics of this six and a half hour haircut starts going viral. He didn't get a kiss on the cheek.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Nothing viral about him is, is normal.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah, nothing is. Like, I get why that's viral. Like sometimes you're like, no, I get it, I get the appeal. Like that makes sense why it went viral. This guy, I don't understand it. The netizens are joking that not a single second was wasted during those six and a half hours. He got his hair washed five times, he had it cut and styled.

[Co-host / Commentator]

He hosted a mini meet and greet.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He struck his signature pose non stop. And he also accum more random viral moments out of it. On top of that, remember how he had like a whole shampoo commercial that he did?

[Co-host / Commentator]

Yeah, yeah.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

All the shelves were stocked with the shampoo in the background. So everyone is like, this guy is.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Kind of a genius. We don't know what he's doing.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

But people, fans were so interested in this, they flew to Hunan. They took a train to Hunan to take a picture sitting in the same indented butt seat chair that Jackie was sitting on. What? I'm telling you, fame is weird. Fame is weird. And Jackie, Jackie loves the fame. He loves the attention, but not in a pretentious way. Like, you know how some celebrities, you're like, God, you love being famous and we can just tell, like you eat it up the minute the attention is not on them. At the Golden Globes, like there are videos where they're like, why is nobody asking me about my dress? Like that's the vibe. Like, you know that they love being famous, they just won't admit it. Jackie, Jackie fucking loves being famous. One time he went to the mall and a security guard stopped him at the mall. And this is all recorded by a third party. The security guard is like, you need to report to us when you come out shopping. Immediately. Jackie looks pissed. I have to report to you when I'm out shopping, you have to report it. I'm shopping, why do I have to report it? Jackie's facial expression is giving like, nepa, baby. Like, do you know who my dad is? Why the fuck do I have to report anything to you? And then all of a sudden the security guard is like, of course you have to report it. You're a celebrity. Look at the traffic that you're causing. We have to make sure to keep everybody safe.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I'm a celebrity.

He said that?

No. But all of a sudden, he's smiling. He pats the security guard on the back, and he says, I'm so sorry about that. I'll let you know next time. No. He's so into it. Just look at how happy he looks.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He doesn't even look sorry at all. It gets to the point where Jackie is just straight up addicted to the attention. He's so obsessed with it. There was this, like, scheduled meet and greet at a university in China that he was going to, and everyone showed up waiting to meet Jackie. They want to do the hand pose. And so he gets out the car. His bodyguard is out there doing bodyguard stuff. The bodyguard is like, come on, back.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Up, back up, back up.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

The bodyguard is, like, a lot. And Jackie is literally telling the bodyguard, no, you back up. The bodyguard leaves. He's like, I don't even know what I'm here for. I don't know if I can even fulfill my job because, Jackie, I'm gonna show you, like, ten pictures of Jackie. He tells the bodyguard to back up. And there is a whole swarm of fans that just start circling him. It looks like a crowd surge incident waiting to happen. And he's just in the center, smiling so wide. He's sweating. He's getting smushed, rammed up on. People are grabbing at his jacket. He's just smiling the whole time. He can't get enough. The bodyguard later goes online, is like, I literally don't know what I was doing there. So I left after, like, five minutes because clearly, he didn't need me.

[Co-host / Commentator]

He didn't want me there.

That's crazy.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

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[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

In another incident, he was filmed going to his hotel. And a bunch of fans show up at the hotel lobby, which is really dangerous for celebrities. Like a lot of celebrities would be really stressed, understandably pissed off, freaking out, anxious, probably running upstairs to grab their stuff. To go to another hotel like this would be a huge security problem, right? They're all in the lobby just filming him. He's like loving it. He's walking through, he's holding his hand out to everybody, shaking everybody's hand. And thankfully everybody was respectful. Nobody got into the elevator with him. So he gets into the elevator alone and everybody's still filming. And just right before the doors are about to close, he leans to the side where it's open just to crack and he does his little hand pose for them.

[Co-host / Commentator]

And then the door is closed and he's off to his little room in the elevator. I mean, this man, he loves being famous.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

There was another fan who ran into Jackie and this time I think Jackie was, was with his family. He really did not want to be filmed. He was like, hey, hey, don't film me, don't film me. And the fan goes, oh, I'm so sorry. I just, I never saw you in person before. You really handsome in real life. You want to take a picture the.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Fan doesn't even know what to say because two seconds ago he was like, stop filming me.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

So he was like, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. So for one second he's like, don't film me too. You want a picture or something? Okay.

[Co-host / Commentator]

He's like, you. You look good today. I like your hair.

You want to do it?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

What?

[Co-host / Commentator]

Wait, what? I mean, you want a picture? Sorry. So fans thought this was really cute. There was another incident where he was.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

At the airport and a fan is like, filming him. And she's trying so hard to be respectful. She doesn't want to bother him. And he's like, you know, she's like, jackie, Jackie. And she's recording on his phone. And he walks. He's like, hey, hey. And you know how they're like walking through the airport and they like to act, like, really busy? They're walking, they're speed walking through the airport. They got to get to their gate. Well, he slows it down. And then all of a sudden, he stops walking and he's like fixing his shirt, fixing his hair, getting little imaginary dust off his shirt. Just waiting for her to ask for a picture. But she want to be polite, so she doesn't ask. So he does one look back and realizes she's not gonna ask. And he just looks like a little puppy that is devastated, like a puppy that has been kicked to the ground. And then he walks away. And he learns his lesson this time, because the next time at airports, he walks up to fans when he notices someone looking at him. He walks up to them and goes, do you want a picture? No.

[Co-host / Commentator]

This guy is crazy.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Sometimes my guy Jackie is just so mesmerized at the fact that he's famous that he will start doing somersaults. He was doing a press tour for another variety show. One day he's up on the stage. There's other actors, actresses up there. And all of a sudden people start screaming, jackie, you're so handsome. He doesn't know what to do with this energy. So he starts out of nowhere doing somersaults. Doing somersaults. People say, jackie doesn't have to worry about AI taking over Hollywood. Jackie doesn't have to worry about AI becoming content creators or celebrities because Jackie is so unpredictable. No AI can even learn his behavior. There is no language learning model, large learning model. Jackie learning model. I don't know. Bitch. Okay, that will learn Jackie. It doesn't make sense. And then, no, this is. This takes the cake.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Okay?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

So then all of a sudden, one of these fashion designers Is like, hey, Jackie, you want to come walk? Show you do kind of have a high fashion look, especially in China, you have a bit more of that androgynous, you know, it's like a gender fluid look, and we like it. So can you come walk our show? He's like, hell, yeah, I'll walk your show. He does the little strut, and honestly, he's pretty good. I would say, out of all the celebrities that I've watched do any sort of fashion walk, he's got the aura. He starts walking down. No smiling, no eye contact, just couture. But then all of a sudden, there is a fan who was on the front row of the fashion show.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Let me guess.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And the fan goes, you're so handsome. While Jackie walks by and, you know, like, have you ever. Have you ever been complimented, like, in third person?

[Co-host / Commentator]

I think his weakness is.

A compliment. No, but, like, have you ever been complimented in third person? Okay.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

It's really uncomfortable because, you know, if my husband is like, hey, babe, you're so pretty, I can be like, shut up. Right? I can say whatever I want. I can say, thank you. I can say, stop it. Right? Whatever. But then sometimes it'll be like, we'll be hanging out with my family, or we'll be hanging out with somebody, and then he'll just be like, oh, yeah.

[Co-host / Commentator]

You know, Stephanie's really good at A.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

B, C, and D. And then, like.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I don't know what to do. I just, like.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

I'm like.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I try not to smile too much because it's like she's loving it, you know?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

So I'm just like, okay, how do.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I play it cool? It happened once in a zoom call, and I literally hid under the table. Do you remember that? He was complimenting me. And I literally just dug and started hiding under the table because it's like, it's a very specific type of feeling. And I think that's what Jackie was feeling on this Runway, because he does what I do. When I get too many compliments from you in third person, which is your lips go in and you go, I don't know what to do with myself.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

It's not even a smile. It's not even like a haha, thanks.

[Co-host / Commentator]

It's like a.

You know, I. I feel like that too. Sometimes. It's very hard to take a compliment gracefully. Yes. You know, it's just like, oh, this is so uncomfortable.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah. Are you supposed to nod? Because sometimes you'll go on tangents, and.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I don't know why that last zoom call Traumatized me. He went on like a five minute tangent that was like very complimentary towards me. And I'm just like, do I not. Do I like. I kept going, stop it.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Should I leave? So then you think that's it, right? You think all he does is suck his lips in? His nostrils flare? No, he stops mid walk, reaches out his hand and holds the hand of the fan. And then he walks away smiling like.

[Co-host / Commentator]

He just can't even handle it. He's obsessed.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He's obsessed with people being obsessed with him. But really what makes Jackie a huge household name is when he starts boxing. I think the virality of Personas who are not boxers doing boxing competitions needs to be heavily studied because it's a global sensation. Apparently. It's not just happening in fucking America. It's happening in China. So in China, they had their own version of Twitch. And there's this content creator on there named Medicine Bro. That's the translation. Medicine Bro. And Medicine Bro goes on Twitch one day, or huya?

[Co-host / Commentator]

I think so.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes on Huya, which is like their Twitch. And he's like, this season?

[Co-host / Commentator]

No, because the past Christmas, literally the whole rmt, we were variations of Hoo Ya Navy. And then Nasty with the poochie outfit. Nasty.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Like those. That was it.

[Co-host / Commentator]

That was how we communicated for a month.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

The straight.

[Co-host / Commentator]

So then he goes on Huya and he says, for the Huya Carnival.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

For the Huya Carnival. Like a Twitch Carnival that's being held this year. Here's what I'm going to do. I am going to fight Jet Li. Sure, he's a kung fu superstar, but.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I am a Twitch streamer. I can do anything.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Okay, I'm gonna fight Jet Li.

[Co-host / Commentator]

And he's the student, right?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah. And you guys know Jet Li. He's the Jet Li. And so people are like, who are.

[Co-host / Commentator]

You to fight the Jet Li? You're absolutely out of your mind. You're literally just a fucking streamer.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Okay? Get in your lane. And so they're like, if you want to fight Jet Li, at least fight his apprentice first. So then he's like, who the fuck is Jet Li's apprentice? I didn't even know he had one. So people start tagging Jackie.

[Co-host / Commentator]

And Jackie does not back down.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

No.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Because he runs Hong Kong.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Exactly. And Medicine Bro was like, bro, I don't care who the fuck Jackie is, I'm gonna knock him out in one punch. So then Jackie tweets, I heard that you can knock me out in one punch. Edisonbro. Okay, Medicine Bro didn't really know who Jackie was. Didn't know Jackie's family either. Clicks on Jackie's profile mid live stream. Live, okay? He looks at a few of Jackie's pictures and he goes, I was just kidding. I was just kidding.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Also, I didn't know you were married.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

To Sister Bea, okay?

[Co-host / Commentator]

I'm her fan. So I'm sorry. Like, I don't even know.

Wait, so what is he scared of? Like, because Jackie looked like he can't fight?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

No, because Jackie is Madame Chung's son.

[Co-host / Commentator]

So he's like, I don't even know.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

What I'm doing right now. Like, I was just fucking around. I didn't even. This is so dumb. But it's too late because Madame Chung even post. Who is Medicine Bro? He wants to knock out my son. I don't think that's possible. Dude.

[Co-host / Commentator]

That's so scary.

Yeah.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

So then the next day, Medicine Bro comes out with a video. I just want to sincerely apologize to Brother Jackie. I didn't say that I could take you out with one punch on purpose. Brother Jackie, I. I didn't know that Jet Li's Apprentice was you. And I really love your movies. And is your father doing okay? Also, I'm a huge fan of your wife. And can you please just spare my life this one time, please? Please?

[Co-host / Commentator]

What does he look like?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Medicine Bro? Yeah, like my dad.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Like, I don't know, like an old dude kind.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

I mean, he's a little out of shape. Okay, here's my dad, right? So we're trying to get the whole family in shape. And have you ever heard that saying.

[Co-host / Commentator]

What stays in motion? What's in motion stays in motion. So our whole family has been really into pickleball this last year. We're so lame. It's not even a real sport. I get it, okay?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

I get it. We've been really into pickleball. My dad started playing pickleball. He's, like mid-60s, and he's a rattan, dude.

[Co-host / Commentator]

He got a belly on him, okay? And so every time he starts running to get the ball, he can't stop. He can't stop running. What's in motion stays in motion. He will run until he runs into.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

The net, because what's in motion stays in motion. And that's what Medicine Bro kind of looks like. Not as extreme, but I just. He's not at, like, the prime physique. He's not on physical 100. He's not on Physical Asia, that's for sure.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Shit starter. Shit talking.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah, he's not on Singles Inferno. He's not gonna be on any of these shows.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Got it.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

But he's fine. He's a League of Legends player.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I think that is a better description. Okay.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Not that anything's wrong with lol. Okay.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I'm just saying that's a really good lol.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

So then he's like, I'm so sorry, Jackie. And Jackie's like, adults. You're an adult, right, Medicine Bro. You have to take responsibility for your words. Let's go against each other when you're free. And that sets in motion the biggest Twitch boxing fight of the year. Medicine Bro starts milking it on Twitch. He's on his knees every day, like, dear Jackie, brother Jackie, I. I'm sorry. Forgive me. I was just joking. I was just joking. He starts barking, pretending to be a dog, begging for forgiveness. I don't know what it is with live streamers and barking. There's some sort of, like, cognitive association.

[Co-host / Commentator]

There that needs to be studied. I genuinely think so. And he's like, I'm really sorry. I'm so sorry.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

But at this point, it's too late.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Even Madame Shang reposted the poster promoting the fight.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

So everyone's like, hell, yeah. It's gonna be the Battle of men, which is what it says on the poster. I mean, these are not like, the coolest men or the hottest men, but everyone's very excited. May 15th. That's D Day. So they show up. Medicine Bro is live streaming in the back room of the boxing ring. He's laying on the couch. He already looks like he's been knocked out. His belly's up in the air, belly button to the the sky, praying to God. He's doing a lot. Like, he's looking very stressed, and in his mind, he thinks Jackie is the boxing pro. Now. Jackie is not a boxer. He trained kung fu, which is not boxing. That's like saying, I know pickleball, so I'm a tennis player. Like, that's not the same thing. It's a little bit different. Right? But he did have that movie, Remember my boxing boyfriend?

[Co-host / Commentator]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

So he's worn boxing gloves before. Medicine Bro has never even put on boxing gloves in his life. So he's like, I'm just gonna get my ass wrecked. I'm gonna get it handed to me. They get up on the stage in the boxing ring, and they start boxing. Jackie's whipping all the punches out. He's winding it up. Boom. It's like really slow motion, too. He's, like, taking time to wind it. Boom. They get one minute and then breaks. One minute of fighting. Boom, boom, break. One minute of fighting. Boom, break. I mean, I don't know if I'm just a girl who doesn't know sports, but, like, one minute seems really little.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I feel like you should have more energy than one minute. That's a really short amount of time. You should be embarrassed. I'm just kidding.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

So he's winding it up.

[Co-host / Commentator]

One minute over break. Every time after the break, Medicine Bro has more protective gear on. He comes back with headgear. He comes back with, like, a neck brace. Comes back more and more gear. I would say it's. It seems goofy because Medicine Bro doesn't pack not even one punch.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He doesn't even throw a single punch.

[Co-host / Commentator]

He's just taking it.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah. It's like Adam 22, like, over and over again, and he doesn't even throw a single punch, which that makes me believe. Was the Adam 22 fight rigged? I only saw, like, a minute of it, but I wonder if it was rigged. If you guys have no idea what I'm talking about, don't go down the.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Rabbit hole, because it's actually gnarly.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

But anyway, so he's getting bonk, bonk, bonked. Eventually, Jackie wins. And so everyone's like, this is a little bit suspicious because Medicine Bro, he's a little bit bigger in stature. He couldn't even do one punch for himself. So they start digging. They started looking down the rabbit hole, and guess who assigned with the MCN network run by Madame Chung.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Medicine Bro.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Medicine Bro.

[Co-host / Commentator]

This is a promotional skit for him.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

We don't know if this was rigged from the get go, where Madame Chung and Jackie were like, okay, we're gonna do this, but you're not gonna throw a single punch on my baby, on my son. Okay. Or. Or if Medicine Bro is just so smart.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Yeah.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

That he's like, I'm not trying to do that.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I'm not trying to be dumb.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Because what happens afterwards? It's like they switched career trajectories.

[Co-host / Commentator]

What do you mean?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Have you ever seen the movie Freaky Friday?

[Co-host / Commentator]

I've heard about, like, switch body, right?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah, you switch bodies. Right. And so people said there must have been some sort of punch where heaven struck lightning. Right. And they swapped her bodies. Okay, no, this is serious. Hear me out. Because afterwards, Medicine Bro has always been.

[Co-host / Commentator]

A. I feel like you're looking at me like I'm a conspiracy theorist.

I'm hearing you.

You're looking at me like I am telling you the earth is this flat.

No, I'm like, listen to your Jesus.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Tell me more punch Zang. Okay? They swap bodies. Medicine Bro's career has always been about being the ultimate troll. After this fight, he becomes a bodybuilder. He gets jacked. He's in the gym every day, just creatine, pre workout, 50 grams of protein, just getting buff. Jackie becomes a troll even more so than before.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Okay?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He, like, completely leaves the kung fu side of him. He leaves the cool workout martial arts side of him and just becomes a fucking Internet troll. And so people think that their destinies, their fates actually swapped during this fight.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Whoa.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And this reminds me of the thing that I've been watching on TikTok recently, which is don't pick up cash on the street. See, I say that, but in this economy, we should all be picking up cash on the street. However. However, there were a bunch of people saying in China and other East Asian countries and maybe some other cultures too, you let me know. But they were saying that if you have a really bad dream or like a really bad, really bad luck, really bad fate, you are supposed to think of that dream or think of your fate and roll it up into paper bills. Real money. Cash money, baby. Okay? Roll it up, throw it on the street. Whoever picks it up is swapping destinies with you.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I don't see anybody doing that, but okay.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

All right. Okay. So then that's what happened to Jackie, because everything he does afterwards is a hot mess. Okay, I have to tell you, I was just looking on ebay, where I go for all kinds of things I love. And there it was.

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[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

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[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Go to McDonald's and get it while you can. Do you remember this show? Everyone stand by. The acting show.

[Co-host / Commentator]

He was on there Correct.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He was not on that show. It's called Memories Beyond Horizon. It's another acting show with the same mentor, Mentor Wu. So he goes up on that show, and he is just so desperate to be an actor. And he tells everybody, listen, my life is hard because even though my dad is Charles Hung, I'm sad because nobody wants to do movies with me. Even though I'm a second generation Nepo baby, I have no movies to even act in. I feel like I'm useless because I have a beautiful wife, a powerful father, a very rich mother, but I can't even get an acting role. And he's, like, so emotional about this. And everyone is like, okay, this is so bizarre. Even the judges are looking at him like, I'm sorry, I don't even know what to tell you. So they're like, okay, well, give us something to work with. Why don't you act out a scene for us? And he's like, okay. Have you ever heard of Death of Mozart? It's like a movie. He's like, I'm going to recreate one of the scenes. And he sits down and his nostrils start flaring.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Oh, my God.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

For the first time, I feel empty tonight. Somewhere in this city, there's a child in a hotel room laughing mindlessly, not even needing to put down his toys. He can simply jot down a few notes on paper and make all my hard work meaningless. So this is when I think Mozart is. I'm not even gonna act like I know what's going on. Okay. So then he's like, thank you for awakening this unbearable desire to serve you. So many people go through life indifferent, yet you make me hear. This is like his. His entire cadence throughout this entire acting thing. Just up, down, so dramatic. I don't know the exact emotion he's trying to portray. At this point, all the judges look like they're holding in their farts. And all the comments are just saying it's because the family runs Hong Kong. They still have to go back to Hong Kong. All of these judges, and you can just tell that they're being overly nice to Jackie. Even when he's like, the worst person ever, you can see the nepotism working in real time. Except for Mentor Wu. He has the hardest time doing, which is like face management. And so he's just laughing at one point, and he just keeps going. And everyone's trying to make Jackie feel better, and they're like, it's just. I think it must be really hard for you because you're not that Good at Mandarin. And you're so still speaking more Cantonese. And so maybe the sudden shift. And he's like, no, I'm actually, like, really good at Mandarin these days. I'm studying really hard. So people are just taking screenshots of all of this. And this is where a viral meme comes out where Jackie's nostrils are so big that people like, you know, when you're thinking about something or you have nothing to respond to, someone you just want to say, right? Like, I don't know what to say. And so people started sending this meme where it's just dot, dot, Jackie nostril, Jackie Nostril.

[Co-host / Commentator]

And it's just like. And it's his nostril flaring on this show. And all the comments are like, can't you just go back to being a rich second gen? Why do you have to be an actor? And he's just torturing the judges on this show.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

At another point, all of the mentors, they have to come up with their own show that they have to produce with these, like, actor trainees. Mentor Wu, he has his own plot line where it's going to be based off of this famous broadcaster. Jackie walks in the door because he wants to audition for Mentor wu's film. And Mentor Wu does not want Jackie to audition for his film. And he just immediately is, like, panicked. He's, what are you doing in here? Why are you here?

[Co-host / Commentator]

What are you doing in here?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And he's like, I would like to audition for your role, please. And he's like, why are you auditioning for this role? What's going on? And he's visibly very stressed. Mentor Wu is panicking. Like, I don't understand why you even want to be this. I think I can do really well. I think I can do really well. So, sir teacher, I just want to audition for the role of the male broadcaster. He can do anything for his future and his girlfriend. And I think that's somebody that I can resonate with immediately. Mentor Wu is like. I mean, he starts thinking of all their reasons. It doesn't make sense. And he's like, well, you know, here's the problem, right? My guy, the broadcaster has short hair. You have long hair. So I don't think it's going to work. Jackie is like, hold on one moment. He goes off camera, he ties his hair up. No, he ties it in a bun. And he comes back and from the front it looks like short hair. But the producers, they know what they're doing because they pan to the back and everyone Says, you ever walk into like one of those mid range bank of Americas in the middle of suburbia and you ask for the manager? This is the manager that comes out. Okay, he looks like a female bank manager. And that's just. Just, you know, this is the lady who cleans the dishes in the back. People were commenting all of this. So Mentor Wu is like, wait, can I see the back of your head? No, no, no. It's not going to work because we can't just do one camera angle where it's the front of your head. I don't like this whole bun situation. It's like clipped in a bun. Like when I use my hair claw to clip it in a bun. So he's like, no, no, no. So then Jackie is like, okay, hold on. He goes back, comes back out with a ponytail. Okay? And people start zooming and he's like, oh, my gosh. And all the comments are like, hey, so even if you're not rich, you can actually find a wife hotter than this in any village.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Like, people are just being so brutal.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Because I think it's his outfit. I think it's his face and the way that they tied the pony. People said, this looks like a really, really hardworking sales lady at a department store.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Like, that's the description of his aura.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

With his hair tied like that. It's not broadcast star. And so Mentor Wu is. It's like the hair is just not where I'll cut it. I'll cut it if I get the roll. You're too skinny for this roll. I need someone that's a little bit thicker. I will eat all day, every day for this role. I will gain weight. Sir, please choose me. Please. I can eat more. Mentor Wu looks like he's half crying, half laughing. He doesn't even know what to do at this point. Jackie won't budge. Please accept me. Please. I won't let you down. Please. Okay, okay, okay. Just. Just sit down. Sit down. So Mentor Wu, he's got two male roles. One is the male broadcast lead that Jackie was auditioning for. The other one, I think it's like a janitor or something. Or like a volleyball coach. No. I don't know. Something like that. Okay. It's like a really, like, random side, side gig. Okay? He gets that role.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Jackie's over the moon. He's so happy.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Happy.

[Co-host / Commentator]

He's so happy. And everyone is like, I'm so confused. He's so passionate about acting.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He could just be a rich guy.

[Co-host / Commentator]

But he insists on acting for us. Like, we don't know what's going on.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And so all the comments are saying, mentor Wu, you need to be better with your face management. Did you forget that your son goes to school in Hong Kong? Mentor wu's son starts tweeting, oh. And he says, I've actually never met a man named Mentor Wu, and I was never admitted into college. I actually don't know how to read or write. This is all done through voice memo note. And so then.

[Co-host / Commentator]

So the. The son that his real son came out to say, I would like to declare I don't know this man.

Yes.

From the show, because I want to live.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yes.

[Co-host / Commentator]

And then Jackie. What's crazier is Jackie thinks, like, this is a normal conversation.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And he chimes in, too, and he tweets, hello, little brother. I really like your humor. When I get back to Hong Kong, we should really find time to get to know one another.

[Co-host / Commentator]

And everyone's like, is this a threat or is this, like, is he genuinely being nice or is this a threat? No one knows.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Okay?

[Co-host / Commentator]

But there is this one scene where he's in a comedy show.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

For once. People are like, just be in a comedy. Just be in a comedy. Don't be in a drama. Don't be in a martial arts movie. Just be a comedian. So he gets a role on this entire acting show to be in, like, this little comedic skit. And it's in the olden days where he's going to die and he has to have blood splurting out of his mouth. But I think the vision for the scene was you have, like, one of those blood bags inside of your mouth, and then you have to bite on for it to squeeze blood out. And I think he was supposed to stand there really dramatically and bite the bag and have the blood drip down his mouth. And it's just, like, spluttering out of him as if he'd just been stabbed in the back. And then he would fall to his knees, and then there would just be more blood dripping down his chin. That's. That's the creative vision, right? Well, there were technical difficulties. Jackie bites down on the blood bag, and the blood is just, like two viscous. It's like too thick that it won't really come out. And there's not enough blood in the blood bag. I don't know if his mouth is too small for a bigger blood bag. Right. So then he decides the best way to get the blood out of his mouth dramatically is to bite it and start.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Like, he starts doing a sprinkler system Back and forth.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He rotates his head. Left, right, Cold. Left, Go right. Go left, Go right. His name is. Go left. Go left. Go right. Go left, go right. Just splurting the blood out. Then he falls to his knees. He gets down, and he's supposed to be dead, right? But I think he bit again, and there was a little bit of blood left, and he doesn't want to waste any of the blood. So then he gets back up and starts splurting more blood out into, like, an ocean spray, like a cream mist that you spray onto your face. That's what he's doing. Which side note, you were asking about Jackie's brother. Go right. Go right is not as much in the picture because he was arrested for assaulting, verbally assaulting a taxi driver. He's arrested for, like, six months. Also, his mom, like, their mom, has been very vocal about the fact that he's a bit more of a traditional Nepo baby. When they went abroad to study, I think he racked up, like, $3,000 a month in bills. Just phone bills, international calls. He's not even calling on WeChat, which is free if you use WI Fi, is it not?

[Co-host / Commentator]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Like FaceTime. Okay. Or WeChat or KakaoTalk call or whatever. Those are all free if you use WI Fi.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Yeah.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He didn't use WI Fi, so he's just.

[Co-host / Commentator]

He didn't even care.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He didn't care. He's just using cellular. $3,000 a month. Month. Zero of those calls were to his family members. Okay? Whereas Jackie. $280 a month, and every single phone call was to the mummy. Yeah. And so all the comments are like, be nice to Jackie. This is Madame Chung's best one, okay?

[Co-host / Commentator]

Like, we know this is the best.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

One that she has.

[Co-host / Commentator]

This is all she's got now.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

So he enters another show where he has to act, and they bring in Hui Ying Hong.

[Co-host / Commentator]

The what?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

She's a very famous actress. People call her Sister Hong. Not to be confused with Sister Hong. Yeah. Okay. Well, she's having this segment where they get all of these rookie actors each in a room, and she has to go up to all of them, knock on the door, and she's the landlady. Here's the acting objective, okay? Is that you have to tell the landlady you don't have rights. Rent. And you got to get her to leave you alone without paying the rent. And so it's improv. So she's going door to door. Some people are like, I'm so sorry. I'm in debt. I'm so sorry. I just lost my job. You know how the economy is, layoffs. All of these things are happening to me. I have the money. I told you I have the money. I just left it inside of my McDonald's bag in my car. And my car is being towed right now, but I'm gonna get. Get you the money. Just give me, like, three more weeks. Some people are on their knees, begging her for some more time, trying to appeal to her empathy. And then all of a sudden, she knocks on the door. Jackie opens it wide open. She walks in. So I collected everyone's rent money for you. It's in this bag. He plops out a briefcase full of cash. I already collected it. Yeah. So here. Are you serious? Yeah. So I got it for you. I just felt like you didn't have to go around collecting all the rent from all these idiots, so I got it for you. That's not the objective of the game. So Sister Hong is so confused, and she's like, I'm not gonna play into this. So then she immediately goes, you think I'm. I'm not dead yet, Basically, meaning, I know this cash is fake. This is counterfeit cash. Don't even try to trick me. I know what you're doing. Jackie says, it's okay. Like, I. It's fine. I can do this for you.

[Co-host / Commentator]

What do you mean?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Where's your rent money? I don't have hands.

[Co-host / Commentator]

What? He just literally, randomly says, I don't.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Have hands, I don't have legs, I don't have arms, but I still got this money for you.

[Co-host / Commentator]

So this is strong.

So you're saying that he. Nobody knows what's going on?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

No.

[Co-host / Commentator]

And he just, like, start doing. Doing random things.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He says, I don't have hands, I don't have arms, I don't have legs. And I don't think he means it in, like, a metaphorical sense. I think he's pretending like he really doesn't have it. And so Sister Hong has this moment where she doesn't know what to do. And I think she sees her career.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Flash before her eyes, because this could go wrong in so many ways. And so she just pokes at his arm and goes, what is that? Okay, what is that then? And he just ignores her and says.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

I'll continue collecting rent for you. Doing what? Collecting rent. Why do you have to go around begging everyone for money? Begging for rent every single day.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I don't even want the rent. Wait, why is the rent, like, she's so confused. The rent is mine. This is my house.

This is like a fever dream. I don't even know what I'm doing listening to right now.

Mr. Hong is like, no, this is my house. This is my house.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

No, I'm telling you, I don't need the rent.

[Co-host / Commentator]

It's fine if you don't need the rent, but I need it.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

This is my house.

[Co-host / Commentator]

What are you talking about? Just.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Just.

[Co-host / Commentator]

What are you talking about?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And then, all of a sudden, he slaps himself across the face. Bruh.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Bruh.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And every time she tries to tell him to give her the rent money, he slaps himself harder and harder and harder until she says, finally, it's okay. I don't want it anymore. I don't anymore.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I'm done. I'm done. And then when he's leading her out.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He says, sister Hong, if you have any issues, you know where to find me.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I'm never gonna find you. I never want to come looking for you. I never want to see you again. And she leaves. And everyone's so fucking confused. No, genuinely, what is happening? I don't know what's happening anymore.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And so these are all of the things that Jackie has been up to. But I do have to talk about his latest endeavor, where it was announced he was going to be featured in this massive webtoon recreation. People had never heard of it, which is weird, because if something is massive on webtoon, everyone knows it. Like, marry My husband is based on a webtoon. Right. So people started looking into it. It's not massive. It's just marketing. And the authors of this little webtoon are Jackie's cousins. Now, here's where it gets weirder. His cousins are two twin girls. They're both lesbian. Okay, so far, so normal. They're dating each other.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Wait, this is the webtoon?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah. No, these are the authors of the webtoon. Jackie's cousins wrote the webtoon.

[Co-host / Commentator]

These two cousins are lesbians. And they're dating each other.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah. And that's not fictional. These are the author of the web.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Like, are they cousins to each other?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

No. They're Jackie's cousins.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Yes.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

They are twins.

[Co-host / Commentator]

And the twins are dating each other.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

They're both girls. Girls.

[Co-host / Commentator]

No. You're kidding me.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

They're both lesbian.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Is that legal? What? What's happening?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

I don't think it's legal. I don't know if they're just doing it to get clicks online because they're, like, posting about the love of my life, and it's Their twin sister. But not like, oh, you're my other half because you're my twin twin. No, they're like my romantic partner.

[Co-host / Commentator]

That is the most shocking thing, actually, this whole episode. What is that?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah. And they call them orthopedic lesbians. That's the translation. I tried to ask your sister for more information about it.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Yeah, What?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

I said, why are they called orthopedic lesbians? And she says, I don't know. I looked into it and it just means like when twins date each other. And I was like, does that happen frequently?

[Co-host / Commentator]

But do we need a term for it?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And she's like, I don't know this world. She's like, I can't even look into it for you because it's kind of crazy. What? Yeah.

[Co-host / Commentator]

And I tried to.

Or is it like, like a, like a, like a promotional thing?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Like it could be promotional. That's why we don't know. So she's saying like online it seems like they're dating because they keep constantly posting about it. But we don't know if they're dating for real. But it's definitely like, weird. And so he's gonna star in this webtoon where he's like an omega and there's alpha males and there's beta males. Males and there's omega males. And he gets pregnant. Yeah. And that's all we know.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Am I in the dream right now?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah. Am I here?

[Co-host / Commentator]

Each person in the, in the world has like a pheromone.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

His pheromone, you know, like the sexual scent, the pheromone hormone scent. His is milk. He has a milky aroma.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Huh?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah, it's milk candy. Like the white rabbit milk candy. Yeah. Also, his wife is in there.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I don't think she consented. So when this comes out, everyone is like, is Bia okay with this? Is his wife okay with him being the laughingstock of China?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

What's going on? And she's like this beautiful actress. People don't know why she's with him. And then they realize any clips you see of Bia and her mother in law, they look like true mom and daughter. Madame Xiang loves her. She's always wanted a daughter, never had a daughter, ends up with two sons. She's always wanted a daughter in law to treat as her own daughter. And she was the one that convinced Bia to marry her son. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Commercial Announcer]

Wow.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Like convinced her. And so people, there's this new sentiment in China that is revolving around this family dynamic which is, is like when you have a mother in law that loves you that much and is wealthy.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Who gives a fuck about your husband, okay?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Because people are like, you're gonna marry a husband, he could turn out to be shit. And then if your mother in law is shit, your husband's going to be shit. Because it's very rare that husbands, a lot of times in more, like, traditional settings, stand up for their wife over their mom. And so they're like, who cares about your husband if your mom in law and you have the best relationship ever. Ever. Yeah. And so people are like, I get it. She didn't marry. She didn't marry Jackie. She married the family. Oh, yeah. She's, like, so spoiled. Their wedding, she. They booked. Booked out a whole yacht, went to Italy also. This is where it gets crazy, okay? I saw so many reports. I was like, she wore this tiara, this crown, those $5 million. And I was like, $5 million. And then I looked more into the wedding, and people were like, the whole wedding cost $170 million. I was like, $170 million.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I don't even think Jeff Bezos wedding cost $170 million. Like, there's no way that their wedding.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Was more extravagant than fucking Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Have you seen them at, like, Paris Fashion Week these days?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

They look insane. They look. He looks like fucking GI Joe at the Schiaparelli show.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I'm like, what are you doing here?

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Amazon's laying, like, trillions of people. What are you doing, sir?

[Co-host / Commentator]

I don't even think their wedding was $160 million. So I started looking into it, and.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

I'm asking your sister, and your sister is like, 160 million. She's doing the conversions in her head, and she's like, I don't know if that makes sense. And then we start looking into it more, and she, like, pulls up an article and she's like, wait, this article is saying that Madam Shaq bought via a house in Beijing that's worth $300 million. And I was like, are you sure? Are you sure these conversions into dollars is correct? Like, do you mean, like 30 million? Do you mean 3 million? Because 300 million is crazy.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Yeah.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And then we found the tiara.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Yeah.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

That was $5 million to the wedding. Okay. It was $32,000.

[Co-host / Commentator]

So I don't know where they got 5 million, but it was.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

It was. Was a crazy expensive wedding. It was. I will say it was very crazy expensive.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Sometimes, like, these numbers, like, all these, like, articles, it just, like, so. So blown out of proportion.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah. What's happening because.

[Co-host / Commentator]

But they are a billionaire family.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host / Commentator]

But billionaires and they. So they. They're known for running, like, white and black industry. So it's like white is like the public, and then black is like the underground. So they. They're connected on both sides. Sides.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

And that's, like, so crazy. It's so jolting how, like, the difference in dark romance books of, like, organized crime, potentially family.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Oh, yeah.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

You know, and then their son is usually like, the bad boy.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Yeah.

But then here's Jackie, like, really just killing all the tropes for us, just one trope at a time, dismantling dark.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Romance piece by piece by piece. So, yeah, that's how they got married.

[Co-host / Commentator]

And everyone likes Jackie.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Everybody loves Jackie. There was briefly a situation where people thought that Jackie was cheating on his wife when she was pregnant. There was a picture of him standing closely to another girl walking down what appears to be a hotel hallway. Madame Chung came out and says, that's literally his cousin that he's walking down the hallway with. Like, he. And then people are like, you know what? I. I don't think Jackie has game like that. So I actually am going to, like, for once. Usually you don't believe the mom. You don't believe the. That that was my sister. You don't believe that. But this time, everyone's like, I. I can see that. I believe it.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Yeah. Yeah. Jackie can't hide it.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

He can't hide it.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Start smirking.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah. Somersaulting. And then also people are like, even if he was cheating, I don't think BIA cares because they posted pictures of their family Disneyland trip. And in every picture, you know, the green line theory, BIA is tilting away from Jackie. Every picture just as far away from Jackie as possible. And everyone says, makes sense. She didn't marry Jackie for Jackie. She married Jackie for Madame Chiang. But everybody loves Jackie. I mean, people think it's really cute that he keeps trying. He never stops trying to.

[Co-host / Commentator]

I get it now. I. I get it.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

You get the appeal now, right?

[Co-host / Commentator]

Like, I. I try to look into it for the longest time. Never understood. I will watch like, a couple minutes here and there. I'm like, what are they talking about after this? I get it, and I don't get it.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah. It's like, I don't get him, but I get why we like him.

[Co-host / Commentator]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get why he's so viral now.

[Main Narrator / Storyteller]

Yeah, yeah. And I don't even think he's trying to be viral. Oh, yeah, he's definitely abstract. What are your thoughts on this, let me know in the comments, But I guess all I'm going to leave you with now is look at the Pantene at your local retailer and I'll see you in the next one. At Amica Insurance, we know it's not just what's inside your home that matters, it's who you share it with. That's why we we work even harder to protect it. Visit ameca.com and get a quote. Today.

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