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Alayna
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Ash
You're listening to a Morbid Network podcast.
Elena
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Ash
Hey weirdos, I'm Ash. And I'm Elena and this is morbid.
Alayna
This is morbid Listener Tale Rajivayuvori from.
Ash
You and all About Yeah, I really lost myself there.
Alayna
You did, but you found yourself at the end, that's all. We are not dressed in costume. You are as honestly, I'm not. We're Gonna pretend we are. So we're gonna be talking about haunted schools today. And so I'm wearing a woodsboro class of 96 shirt.
Ash
That's.
Alayna
So I'm just pretending I'm from that class.
Ash
I never liked school. So my shirt says even baddies get saddies. And I would get saddies at school, but whilst being a baddie.
Alayna
It's true. And your time would be batty.
Ash
My time would be so baddie it'd make you sad. I mean, the time that I was in class was batty. Hanging out was not so baddie then.
Alayna
You were a baddie.
Ash
Yeah. Yeah.
Alayna
You know, it's been. It's been a long week. It kind of came up quick.
Ash
It's been a long week, but it's actually Wednesday.
Alayna
Yeah, it's been a long couple of weeks.
Ash
That tells you everything you need to know.
Alayna
A couple of weeks. Good things. Yeah, for the most part, good things.
Ash
Great things. What was it? Was it last weekend that we watched Blumhouse, was super nice and sent us a screener?
Alayna
Yeah.
Ash
So we had a movie night with Mikey and Death. With death. And they gave us the trailer for Drop, which actually doesn't come out. Who? God only knows when you're seeing this, Jod. So John only knows, babe.
Alayna
But, yeah, it was fun.
Ash
It's a fun movie and it's really fun getting screeners.
Alayna
So thank you so much. To Blumhouse.
Ash
That was so really cool.
Alayna
Gather round and see this movie.
Ash
I'm telling you, this is one you're gonna want to see. It comes out on April 11, so if it is already April 11 or past, it won't be. Mikey's saying it's not. So when the time comes that it's April 11, go to the theater. Watch Drop. Go to the. Go to the theater. It has cinema. It has Megan Fahey. She was in the White Lotus recently.
Alayna
And she was really good in it.
Ash
She was really good in it. Yeah. And it has a really hot guy in it. Brandon Sklenar, the date.
Alayna
Oh, yeah.
Ash
I like that guy. Yeah. Mikey was just motioned. Can you do that again? That was like the straight up charades. He was like the waiter. The server.
Alayna
The server in the movie?
Ash
Absolutely.
Alayna
Chef's kiss.
Ash
Hilarious.
Alayna
One of the best. One of my favorite things in the.
Ash
Whole movie, I forget, was the server. I think his name is Jeffrey Self.
Alayna
Yeah. Was the server phenomenal?
Ash
He was. He made the movie.
Alayna
He really did. He was so good.
Ash
So, yeah, go check that out. And thank you so much. To Blumhouse. That was like really cool.
Alayna
That was awesome.
Ash
And without further ado, these are brought to you by for you, from youm and all about you. So we gotta get into them.
Alayna
Let's get into it.
Ash
Let's talk about some weird ass school. Shout out to Debbie for putting these together.
Alayna
Deb. Deb. So I'll start, I guess. Yeah, like I'll start. This one's just called Listener Tales.
Ash
I love that. Keep it short and simple.
Alayna
Just quick. Oh, that reminds me. If you guys have photos with your Listener Tales that you are cool with us sharing or want us to share, make sure you explicitly say that in the Listener tale. Otherwise we won't share them because, you know, respect privacy and all that. Explicit, but be very explicit. Like it is okay to share these. Or I want you to share these on like, and we mean on like Instagram, you know.
Ash
Yeah. Like when we, when we post just.
Alayna
Because sometimes when we mention things in certain Listener Tales and we're like, holy your cat is really cute. Or like, holy, that picture is crazy.
Ash
Like, look, everyone's like, I want to see it.
Alayna
But we're never going to share your unless you tell us to. So just make sure you say that in writing and all will be good. So this one's called Listener Tales and it says, hey, weirdos, I hope you get a chance to read my tale. It's all about the time I got haunted by prankster ghosts at boarding school and how I think it was your fault. Apologies in advance for any typos.
Ash
Apologies in reverse. Yeah, apologies in retrospect.
Alayna
Truly, I'm sorry. All right, let's see.
Ash
I'm sorry.
Alayna
I'm so sorry.
Ash
Like, damn, I'm sorry.
Alayna
Sorry. So I don't know if I can say their names, so I won't. Hey, weirdos. I've taken the liberty of changing my name and my story. Glad we took that out. Not because I think it matters, but because I think it's fun. Honestly. I do too. I like that this might be my only chance to use the alias I've been developing since high school. Leah Baker. Boring. Yes, but boring is believable. Street smarts.
Ash
That's honestly not boring. That is street smarts. And why haven't I been working on an alias?
Alayna
Now I feel like it.
Ash
I feel plenty of time.
Alayna
I feel remiss.
Ash
I'm going to start working on it.
Alayna
Yeah, you got to. Anyway, I want to start by saying I'm a silent fan. I don't comment or engage with those who do. But I listen to your episodes the moment they Come out. Honestly. Much respect.
Ash
Thank you.
Alayna
Being a silent fan.
Ash
Yeah, I'm a silent fan of a lot of things.
Alayna
I'm a silent fan of almost everything. Except for Ghost.
Ash
The way that I was.
Alayna
Like, I knew you were going to.
Ash
Yeah.
Alayna
I'm a silent. The things that I listen to.
Ash
Aside from Ghost.
Alayna
Yeah. Silent. Like. Like podcasts.
Ash
Yeah.
Alayna
Like shows. Anything like that. I'm pretty silent.
Ash
Yeah.
Alayna
Unless I'm just like in there being like, this was great.
Ash
I loved this.
Alayna
Like, that's it.
Ash
Yeah.
Alayna
But like, very, very.
Ash
No, I get that.
Alayna
So I appreciate it. So it says. I first discovered your podcast when I was training for a half marathon and I really needed something to distract me from the horror of long distance running. I don't blame you. People told me that I would learn to love running. Spoiler alert. I didn't. But I did come to love the way you tell stories and roast the crusty panties off the wack ass perps you talk about on your show.
Ash
Iconic.
Alayna
Never listen to the haters telling you to change. You did what no other podcast has done for me. You two made me laugh out loud for a whole hour as I shuffled around the track of a dimly lit fieldhouse late, late at night.
Ash
That's so nice.
Alayna
I love you and thank you for that.
Ash
Stop doing that late at night.
Alayna
Okay, that sounds weirdly specific. Let me explain. I used to live and work at a New England boarding school.
Ash
Tell us which one. Offline.
Alayna
Built in the 1800s, Latin motto. A president went there type of boarding school. It is in a very rural area, so there isn't much to do there besides hang out at the local pub or in the literal fields that surround campus. This is one of my favorite beginnings to any story. Same. You give me a New England boarding school from the 1800s with a Latin motto and a president. Once been there. And you can only hang out at the local tavern or the field surrounding said school.
Ash
Yeah, it's kind of urban legend too.
Alayna
It's delicious.
Ash
We just sipped it all up.
Alayna
Love it. Because I was in. I was in my mid-20s, riddled with anxiety, bored as hell, and in charge of the largest Dorm on campus. 100 plus underclassmen, girls. I needed an outlet. While many might prefer the pub in the comfort of a cold brewski with the lads, I prefer my misery straight, no chaser. I took to the fields literally. I ran. I ran long trails around campus and began training for a half marathon. Unfortunately, boarding school teachers live extremely busy lives. You teach all day, you coach in the afternoons. You have Duty in the dorms, making sure the kids get along and, you know, stay alive. You have meetings, clubs, professional development, etc. Eating into every free hour of the day. We didn't seriously. We didn't have sick days and we worked on all those holidays. People usually get off, like Memorial Day. This meant that if I wanted to run, I had to run before or after all my other duties. That makes sense.
Ash
It does. I scolded you.
Alayna
You're like, I'm sorry I didn't know your life. Okay. I started. I often started my runs at 5 or 6am and after 8 or 9pm this wouldn't have been a big deal if not for one very important thing. The school was very haunted. Yeah. I'm not exactly a skeptic of the supernatural. I was raised very religious. And while I don't rock with organized religion anymore, I'm still pretty sensitive to what else might just be out there.
Ash
Next time somebody comes to my door trying to sell me on a religion, I'm just gonna tell them I don't rock with religion.
Alayna
I don't rock with organized religion.
Ash
I just don't rock with it.
Alayna
That is kind of how I feel. That's exactly how I feel.
Ash
Yeah.
Alayna
That's all. Yeah, you Can I just.
Ash
Yeah, go for it.
Alayna
Yeah. Just because we don't perceive something doesn't mean it isn't there. Hell, yeah. When I first arrived on campus, I was quickly informed of some of the most harrowing ghost encounters I'd ever heard. One faculty member spoke about her child seeing a man looking through their window. The little girl described him in perfect detail, down to his eye color. What the fuck? Apparently, he came often and never tried to come inside. He would just observe what was going on in the living room. My co worker told me that she never saw the man, but she was pretty shaken by the encounter, especially since they lived on the third floor of the building. Yikes.
Ash
Motherfucker was levitating.
Alayna
He was just floating.
Ash
I don't like that.
Alayna
Another co worker. It's very Salem's Lot. I don't know about another co worker. It's Stephen King. Another co worker told me that people who stay overnight in the campus health health center hear footsteps steps outside their doors all night. It is a pacing sound that goes away when they look to see who it is. She told me the school nurses believe it's the ghost of past night shift workers helping them out and checking up on the sick kids.
Ash
I kind of love that.
Alayna
I really like that.
Ash
That's a nice haunt.
Alayna
So you get it. Boarding school, haunted, spooky. But also the ghosts are nice. Question mark. Anyway, back to me.
Ash
Leah Baker during the Alias Leah Baker.
Alayna
During my runner era, I used to follow the cross country trail around the fields at night, guided by some sparse campus lights. It was actually very peaceful and I enjoyed being able to see the stars above. On late summer nights, I would watch the lightning bugs dance over the tall grass around me, blinking slowly as if they were soothing me and encouraging me on my way. I love that.
Ash
Poetic and beautiful.
Alayna
I preferred to run at night because of this, but one day I decided to switch up my routine and run in the early morning.
Ash
Smart. Switch up your routine.
Alayna
That's very smart. That's when I saw them. A group of boys were playing soccer. It was a little foggy, but I could make out their goofy adolescent forms. You know the type. Skinny and all elbows. They were all dressed in a similar sort of uniform. As I got a little closer, I saw that the uniforms looked very old timey. Some of them had hats I'd expect to see on cast members of the Newsies. They didn't make any noise, but they all clearly were having fun and running around together kicking a ball. I was pretty shocked that any teenager would be up at sunrise, let alone a group of them all while being dressed like Oliver Twist. So I shook my head once and looked back at the fields. They were gone. I stopped dead in my tracks and felt chills over my entire body. I was suddenly very cold. Did I just hallucinate? I thought. Honestly, I was so bored I wouldn't put it past myself. I chalked it up to a weird morning in the fog, playing tricks and finished my run. The fact that you saw an entire soccer team fall and then just looked away and looked back and were like, I'm probably bored.
Ash
Like you were really bored. Honestly though, that makes so much sense. Being up that early in the morning, you're like, yeah, I don't have the wherewithal for that.
Alayna
Because you're like, do I want to investigate this?
Ash
No, probably not.
Alayna
Nope. Not before coffee. No. Soon, the temperate fall weather. I need fall.
Ash
We're almost there.
Alayna
That just made me like ache for fall. Bye.
Ash
We're almost there. I mean, two seasons to go.
Alayna
We're so close. So close. Soon the temperate fall weather turned to a harsh, cold winter, as it does in New England. Why, God, why? But we're coming out of it as a certified weather wuss. I cannot be caught outside. The months of November and February bundle up layers. Never. So when it got too cold to run outside. I moved indoors to the field house. That's where you gals come in. Hey, what is more boring than running through countless grass fields? Running circles around a dimly lit indoor track? My brain was melting and my podcast app suggested I try a true crime podcast called Morbid. Good job. Podcast app.
Ash
Yeah.
Alayna
I gave it a whirl and was immediately hooked. It was actually a guest episode. Look at that. Talking about the tale of a badass playboy bunny. It was Holly, I bet. Oh, was it Holly Madison?
Ash
Yeah.
Alayna
Who got over by the System and Men Shock 100. That was definitely Holly.
Ash
Yep.
Alayna
Shout out to Holly.
Ash
Yep.
Alayna
So anyway, there I am doing laps and listening to Morbid, when all of the all of a sudden the lights shut off in the building. That's a no for me.
Ash
That's like horror movie.
Alayna
Initially, I wasn't that worried, girl. My school had a 24 hour campus security team that would make the rounds to various buildings. Maybe they didn't see me and shut off the lights. I thought. So when I looped back around to the light switches by the door, I flicked them on and continued my painful shuffle. I had a long way to go.
Ash
I love that you were just like, I'm gonna continue this.
Alayna
I'm gonna keep running. Hell yeah. That night's run was supposed to be a 10 miler.
Ash
Oh my God. And just going in circles for 10 miles.
Alayna
You even wrote cue retching noises. Yeah, honestly. A couple minutes later, I'm turning the far bend of the track and the lights shut off again.
Ash
Oh, leave. Get out of there.
Alayna
Annoyed, I shout into the darkness, hey, I'm in here. No response. Son of a biscuit eating bulldog. I think I love that you thought that.
Ash
I love that.
Alayna
And flick the lights back on. When I get to the switches again, I try not to curse in front of my students, so I have a few colorful non curses locked and loaded at all times. Once again, a couple minutes later, the lights flick off for the third time. Okay, now I'm scared. I pause Ash's voice in my earbuds and say loudly, bro, what the hell? No response. I stand there in the darkness for a few seconds and suddenly I start to get very cold. This is a strange sensation as I was sweating a lot and I could feel my tomato red cheeks burning bright red. However, I felt a very strong chill, like the temperature in the whole building had dropped rapidly.
Ash
Remember the USS Salem?
Alayna
That kind of cold is a different kind of cold.
Ash
That's the like truly like we have survived New England winters. And I've never felt that kind of cold.
Alayna
It was just like to your bones.
Ash
Kind of cold and it like afterwards.
Alayna
Too quick too.
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Alayna
Now concerned, I jogged across the track to the light switch and the thermostat. I flicked on the lights and the thermostat was at 66. As I as soon as I read the number, I felt warmer, reassured. I tried getting back to my run. Was it the ghosts everyone had told me about? No one had mentioned them being anti health. Like hello, I'm trying to scrape together a couple endorphins and hide my big feelings and even bigger muscles. I could be at the pub, but no, I was in the freaking field House at 9pm on a Friday. About 30 seconds. I like that you were trying to hide your big feelings and even bigger muscles. No. After about 30 seconds into this internal monologue, the lights flickered. Annoyed, I shouted, knock it off. I'm almost done. Just like that, the lights stopped flickering. They stayed on the rest of the time and I was able to continue my run and finish my introduction to your podcast. Thanks Ghosties.
Ash
Yeah, shout out to the ghosts.
Alayna
Over the next several weeks, I continued listening to Morbid on my runs and the same thing happened a few more times to varying degrees. The ghosts had shenand once and they chose to shenanigan.
Ash
I see what you did there. I like that.
Alayna
However, each time I told them to knock it off, they did it. Honestly felt like they were trying to prank me. Or maybe they were Annoyed that I was huffing and puffing in their hangout past bedtime. While I never saw the soccer kids again, my ex boyfriend and I started to have dreams that ghosts were hanging out in my apartment, throwing parties and hosting game nights while we were laying sleeping in my bed.
Ash
That's kind of funny.
Alayna
I kind of love that. Yeah, my dog, lady seemed like she could see them and would stare around the room, gazing at nothing, sometimes whining for no reason at all. My cabinets would open by themselves and stuff would be moved. But I never felt threatened in any way. It always felt like I was in the way. I had the overwhelming feeling that they thought of me this the way a superior alien race might think of a puppy. Cute, but useless. Or the way teenagers think of millennials these days. Cringe. So anytime the shenanigans began to flare up, I would tell the ghosts what I tell my students. Grow up. It never works with my students, but it did work with the ghosts. Whatever they were doing to bother me would stop. For a while. I really began to wonder if it was you two spooky gals that awakened these prankster ghosts. I did. I take full responsibility. I did it. Canon. It was like they heard me listening to y'all and said to themselves, this will be a good sport. She'll be down to hang with some rascals, having a little fun. In the end, I completed my first and last half marathon.
Ash
Hell yeah.
Alayna
Hell yeah. Good job. And got a new job that had a better work life balance. That makes me happy for you.
Ash
I love that.
Alayna
Well, I haven't had any true ghost encounters since leaving lady tragically passed away from cancer shortly after moving to a new city.
Ash
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Alayna
Sorry. Even though she's gone, I can still feel her with me.
Ash
Yep, a ghost lady.
Alayna
Yeah, Ghost lady.
Ash
Love that.
Alayna
In my room, by the foot of my bed or laying in her spot next to me on the couch. And my personal favorite, every time I take a bath, I can feel her spirit laying on the bathroom floor near me like she used to love to do when she was still alive.
Ash
Oh, my cats do that.
Alayna
I love that. Anyway, thanks for reading and keep it weird, but not so weird that you turn into a ghost to prank a 20 something year old going through a quarter life crisis and has the absurd idea that accomplishing a difficult and random task will somehow fix her. It won't. But therapy will. Peace and love, Leah Baker.
Ash
Leah alias Baker.
Alayna
I love you, Leah Baker.
Ash
That was absolute fantastic.
Alayna
That was a good one. And oh, Lady Is beautiful.
Ash
Let me see Lady.
Alayna
Also, you're beautiful. Oh, wait, I'm a baker.
Ash
I was like, let me see. As if I can't see that on my own. Yeah.
Alayna
Leah Baker, you're gorgeous. And so is Lady.
Ash
Oh, my God. Oh.
Alayna
And good on you. Truly good job. You finished that half marathon. You did that.
Ash
You did it, brother.
Alayna
I'm going to close this while this lady reads. So I'm not half Mac.
Ash
Human lady, half Mac. Sometimes I become half Mac when we do these things.
Alayna
How did Mikey put it?
Ash
You're very Mac forward. It was when we did the Andrew McMahon episode, and I realized that literally the entire episode I'm just like this. And Mikey tried to subtly tell me, but I don't understand subtlety.
Alayna
Yeah, that's okay. You know?
Ash
Yeah. So. But now it close and I close.
Alayna
Now I'm Woodsboro forward.
Ash
I love that.
Alayna
I always am.
Ash
I. Yeah. Truly. All right, well, my next one is also just called Listener Tales. Hey, you guys are short, sweet, and to the point. Yeah, you're like, let's go. You can leave that if you want to. All right, so listen. Or tale Devil on campus. Oh, devil. Devil on campus. That's so dumb. That is dumb. All right. My name is Lisa. Feel free to use my name.
Alayna
Lisa.
Ash
Lisa, you're really funny today. Boy, do I have a story.
Alayna
Hydrated.
Ash
Hydrated. I think that's why I'm hydrated, too. But I don't feel as funny.
Alayna
I feel silly and hydrated.
Ash
Silly. Goofy. Yes. This is silly. Goofy girl.
Alayna
Silly goofy girl.
Ash
There's. Sorry, there's a creator on TikTok. Or he's. He's like, not a creator on TikTok. He's just like a comedian. Comedian. Morgan J. And have you ever seen. Have I showed you his videos? He's like, I feel like, are you a goofy guy?
Alayna
I think you have showed me.
Ash
And he like sings a goofy guy. He's like, I'm a goofy guy. I want to go to one of his shows so badly.
Alayna
As you should.
Ash
And calling you a silly goose made me think of that. I like that. Everybody go check out Morgan J. He's very funny.
Alayna
Do it.
Ash
All right, Lisa. My name is Lisa. Feel free to use my name, Lisa. I'm using it so much. Boy, do I have a story for you. Oh, yeah. It may sound too crazy to be true, but trust me, I stayed up many nights following these events, not wanting to believe it myself, because what. Where does something like this actually happen? Except maybe a bad B rated horror flick? Well, I'LL tell you where my neighbors and eventually my own college dorm room for the 2009-2010 academic year. I won't share the name of the school because I truly love that campus and I don't want them to receive bad publicity.
Alayna
Oh, that's nice of you.
Ash
That is nice of you. Very thoughtful. Bear with me because I have spent the better part of my life since this happened repressing the ever living out of these memories.
Alayna
Yeah.
Ash
But I will do my best to recount as much detail as I can. There was a lot that happened. So buckle up, weirdos, because it is about to get spooky.
Alayna
I'm ready. And I believe you.
Ash
I believe you.
Alayna
I believe that this happened.
Ash
I don't even know what happened. We're like, leave it. Yeah.
Alayna
Yeah.
Ash
So this all started as we were approaching the Christmas holiday during my first semester of college. Oh, man, first semester. Damn. I barely made it through that and I didn't even see the devil.
Alayna
You're like, I'm stressed already.
Ash
I know. We lived in typical freshman style dorms. One room, cinder block boxes with two bare boned bed frames, bodily fluid proof mattresses, a couple of shelves. A task I'm really stuck on. Bod.
Alayna
Like, I know that's correct. That's a correct way of explaining.
Ash
So gross to think about. Do you. Are there places where you can like bring your own mattress?
Alayna
I think you can bring your own mattress. If you've ever seen Gilmore Girls, then Yale is one of them. As long as you make arrangements to get rid of the old one, which they didn't.
Ash
I would bring my own mattress. Byom. Yeah. Yeah.
Alayna
Let's go girls.
Ash
Okay. A couple shelves, a desk, and a single sink with a medicine cabinet above it. The walls, despite being cinder block, transmitted nearly every sound from the neighboring room. We shared with a wall. Shared a wall with, including the unmistakable whoosh of water moving through the pipes as if they turned on their sink. Old pipes, old walls. Gotta love it. Out of nowhere, for several nights in a row, our neighbor's sink would abruptly turn on in the middle of the night. The sound of water running through the pipes was enough to wake even this tired college student. Or her stupor. Or out of her stupor, or out.
Alayna
Of the dramatic pause that came, you were like.
Ash
Or her stupor.
Alayna
Stupor.
Ash
I was like, who's her stupor?
Alayna
Who is it?
Ash
Out of her stupor. This went on every night for several nights. Despite all of the activity I was hearing, I never actually saw our noisy neighbors until we left our Rooms at the same time. Several days later, the first thing I noticed was how tired she looked. Exhausted, to be more precise. I said, what are you guys doing in there every night so late coloring your hair? I said this more as a light hearted joke because A, I didn't want to sound like a total buzzkill dick wad and B, I'd never met her before and you know, first impressions.
Alayna
Yeah. What are you gonna say? Yeah. Did you guys pee a lot?
Ash
Hey, you guys like always peeing in there. She looked stunned when I said this and looked at me, still grinning, I'm sure like a complete idiot, and said, we haven't been in our room for the past several nights. We've been sleeping in the common room downstairs.
Alayna
What? What the.
Ash
That's. That's when your stomach falls out of your butthole.
Alayna
Yeah. And you say, excuse me?
Ash
You say, what the. Come again? There are many options.
Alayna
Any other options?
Ash
There's a few options of things to say. And we just named them.
Alayna
We did.
Ash
My face fell. I wasn't quite comprehending the words coming from her mouth.
Alayna
She picked it up first.
Ash
She went on to explain the weird things that have been happening in their room. Starting with their vacuum turning on in the middle of the night. Unplugged.
Alayna
Hate that.
Ash
I'd leave. I. I understand why they're sleeping in the comments.
Alayna
Vacuum my room for me. In the middle of the night.
Ash
Vacuum my room for me. But not in the middle.
Alayna
Not in the middle of the night. No.
Ash
And it was in the center of their room.
Alayna
No.
Ash
Hate it. I kind of laughed it off, thinking maybe it was the stress of upcoming finals and that was getting to her. Again. I've never met this girl who I will now call Mandy. Name changed for privacy. Mandy. Mandy. I didn't really think too hard about this initial incident, but apparently the rest of our dorm's floor did. Because word got out about the haunted room on the third floor. As it always does.
Alayna
As it should. Is it better?
Ash
That's so fun.
Alayna
Yeah.
Ash
At this point, the haunting had progressed to the sound of heavy footsteps walking back and forth in the room. Even when nobody was home. A few of us decided stupidly to do a ghost hunt stakeout one weekend.
Alayna
Oh, hell yeah. That's not stupid at all.
Ash
That's so fun. And you had to see if.
Alayna
Perfectly safe.
Ash
Yeah. See if the claims were really true.
Alayna
Yeah. You gotta see if the devil's in there. Yeah. Might as well sounds like he is.
Ash
If the devil's at your dorm room, you got to find out why.
Alayna
Yeah. You got to see what he looks like.
Ash
Like, hey, what are you doing? Yeah, usually he comes down to Georgia.
Alayna
Why is he here?
Ash
So there were a handful of us truth seekers huddled outside the dorm room Friday night. And we decided that the first experiment we would do was to sprinkle a layer of sugar on the ground and leave the room to see if any of it would be disturbed. I love that that was your first go to.
Alayna
Wow.
Ash
I've never heard of anybody doing that.
Alayna
I would have done flour. Probably why I feel like you're gonna get better. Imprints. More disturbance.
Ash
Listen to this one, you know. Yeah, you took a forensic cloud, but. But I wasn't there.
Alayna
The sugar.
Ash
That's funny though.
Alayna
Yeah.
Ash
Genius or stupid. I don't know. Well, great. I think it's.
Alayna
Yeah, yeah.
Ash
But we all did our part and arranged a nice layer of sugar on the ground. I took one last look around the room to double extra make sure that nobody was hiding anywhere. Again, hard to hide in a one room dorm with literally almost no furniture. But I still peeked under the beds and behind the curtains. Just to be absolutely good for you.
Alayna
You gotta make sure.
Ash
That's the thing. Then we all filed out and closed the door. Within a few minutes, the sound of heavy work boots pacing back and forth inside the now empty room began. We all had our ears pressed against the door, listening intently and also rooted in fear. It wasn't until somebody gasped that we looked down and literally saw the sugar coming back out from under the door. What?
Alayna
What is he doing?
Ash
Said as if somebody on the other side was kicking it back under the door frame. We waited until. That's petty. That's. That is petty. I kind of love that. Get your sugar out of here.
Alayna
We're gonna have bugs. I mean, what are you doing?
Ash
What are you doing? Doesn't the devil like bugs though?
Alayna
I don't know. I don't know him. Oh, none of us really do, I think.
Ash
Speak for yourself.
Alayna
I mean, I don't know. Now I'm also just picturing as soon as you said work boots, I'm picturing the devil wearing like some like combat boots. Some like punk rocker in there.
Ash
We're picturing different things. I'm just picturing him in like Tim's.
Alayna
I'm picturing like a. Like a rocker. Ah, yeah.
Ash
I love that.
Alayna
I like it. I'm gonna stay with this.
Ash
So we waited until the commotion and footsteps inside the room stopped. Now I'm just picturing many different things of the devil. Not surprisingly, the neat layer of sugar that we put on the floor was completely destroyed and strewn about. If that wasn't horrifying enough, upon further investigation, someone or something had written in the sugar.
Alayna
This is where flour would have definitely come in handy. It would be clearer.
Ash
See, that's true.
Alayna
I'm just saying.
Ash
I'm just.
Alayna
I'm just saying.
Ash
She's doing the scientific method with your thing. She's asking questions. If that wasn't horrifying enough, upon further. Oh, I already said that I had written in the sugar. Yeah. Hovering over the message, we all peered down to see the word hi staring back at us.
Alayna
I'm obsessed.
Ash
I kind of love that. The devil wearing, like, whatever work boots or you think he's wearing. He's just like, hi, Hey. I just picture him being like, hi. Or like, hi.
Alayna
I'm picturing Luke. Luke Cook from Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, that devil.
Ash
Oh, I shouldn't picture that.
Alayna
I choose to picture that devil.
Ash
Choose your fighter.
Alayna
Choose your devil. Yeah, I choose that one. That's what I'm picturing.
Ash
I go, I don't even think I could say hi like him. I think, yeah, I would never be sultry enough.
Alayna
No. None of us could. No.
Ash
This devil in my mind is like, a little like, you know, he's like, hey, so I know what the. Am I right? Insert crying face emoji here. We decided to all file back out and just see if anything else would happen. I'm honestly not sure if we heard too much more after that, because I was still trying to process what I'd just seen. But we decided to take one last look and call it a night after we had just been outside of the dorm for a few minutes. There, written under the word hi was, I'm Joseph. I love it.
Alayna
I'm Joseph.
Ash
Hi, I'm Joseph.
Alayna
I love this.
Ash
I'm obsessed. I feel like I would be dying.
Alayna
Inside, but I would love this.
Ash
That. I mean, we have investigated how many haunted places and had, like, crazy shit happen, but, like.
Alayna
But somebody writing hi, I'm Joseph would send me into orbit.
Ash
Yeah. 100. Again, not really sure if the reactions around me at this point, because I swear I had tunnel vision and heard nothing but white noise as my mind tried to grapple with the fact of what was in front of me. I remember us helping clean up the sugar and numbly walking back to our own dorms. How do you just, like, sleep in your bed that night? Yeah. Knowing one wall away, Joseph, like, said hi to you.
Alayna
Joseph is just over there in his boots, kicking sugar in his boots.
Ash
In his sugar cook. In his sugar kicking butts boots. In his sugar kicking butts.
Alayna
He's over there in his sugar kicking boots. Joseph.
Ash
Joseph in his butts.
Alayna
Joey and his sugar kicking butts.
Ash
His boots.
Alayna
Why is that so funny?
Ash
But it really is. Get your butts. Saw Joey. There's sugar to kick his boots. Something about sugar kicking too. It's funny, all right.
Alayna
Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness.
Ash
Not too long ago. Oh, Munch ups with his boots.
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Ash
Not too long after that, Mandy told me that she decided to run a voice recorder during the entire night to see if she'd catch anything. At this point, her roommate had moved out, leaving only her in there to do this.
Alayna
She had up.
Ash
She said, you're on your own.
Alayna
You're moving in with Joseph now.
Ash
She said, you already have a roommate. I didn't sign up for a trio at this point. Her roommate ended up leaving her on her own to deal with this thing. She said, lisa, I got the. On recording. Why did he become a all of a sudden? I know.
Alayna
What did Joseph do?
Ash
Joseph is just chilling. He said hi. He's like, hi. On the tape, you can clearly hear Family Guy playing on the television in the background.
Alayna
Oh, Joseph.
Ash
I'm like, was that on or no? I listened and listened until I heard it cutting. Through the background noise, a male voice appeared as if speaking directly into the recorder. It said in the most dead sounding, raspy, ungodly, straight out of the pits voice, hell is pain.
Alayna
Okay, now this just sounds like it might be pinhead. And I'm. Let's. Let's go, girls.
Ash
Oh, I hate that.
Alayna
Hell is pain.
Ash
That would. That would shiver my timbers.
Alayna
That my timbers have been shivered. My flappers have been gassed. Right?
Ash
That's my favorite.
Alayna
Like, I can't.
Ash
My butts have been.
Alayna
That's when you need to get your kicking butts on.
Ash
Get your butts on.
Alayna
We're.
Ash
We're out of here. Get your butts on. We're out of here.
Alayna
Come on, Mandy.
Ash
Come on, Butts. Oh, Joseph.
Alayna
Joseph.
Ash
Joey. Joseph. Well, it wasn't Joe. Joe. No. I'm just picturing Joe Bradley from Southern Hospitality. What? I don't know.
Alayna
Just joke.
Ash
Oh, my God.
Alayna
That's really scary, though.
Ash
No, genuinely, like, terrifying.
Alayna
Like in this raspy, dead, ungodly voice.
Ash
Just being like, hell is pain. That's so scary.
Alayna
It's so scary.
Ash
I just, like, conjured that.
Alayna
You did. That was good, Joey.
Ash
It's one of my souls.
Alayna
Joey put his. His butts on and he.
Ash
But I don't know why. Let's just name this episode Listener to End motion. Oh, boots. Oh, man. Well, it wasn't too long after that that Mandy sought the counsel of a priest from a nearby Catholic church. He was young, clearly knew what his job priest. I got a lot priest. Immediately, I felt like, yes.
Alayna
As soon as you said it, I.
Ash
Was like, he's young and he's new at his job.
Alayna
Oh, yeah, he's got to be hot. We got a hot priest coming. I love this story.
Ash
Oh.
Alayna
You know, I love midnight mass.
Ash
I still gotta watch that. But upon hearing all of this, hot young priest heard all the evidence that Mandy had presented to him. He gave her the rosary off his neck and said that there was a demon in her dorm room. They always go straight to demon.
Alayna
This also just, like, feels like a movie because it's like the hot young priest comes. We just. We just made him hot. He's 100. Hot young priest, sexy. He comes, and he just, like, gives the rosary off of his neck, and.
Ash
He'S like, you got a demon.
Alayna
You got a demon.
Ash
You got yourself a demon.
Alayna
Thanks, Hot priest.
Ash
He said, get your butts on the ground.
Alayna
His name's Jedidiah.
Ash
No, it's not.
Alayna
Accent.
Ash
Yes. No, he can't be a hot young priest named Jedediah.
Alayna
No, he can't.
Ash
No offense. If your name's Jedediah, I know, but I'm sorry, it just doesn't work. It's not. That's not in my fantasy.
Alayna
It's not me. It's science. What's.
Ash
What's hot young priest's name?
Alayna
What's hot young priest's name?
Ash
Luke.
Alayna
I'm just thinking of Luke Cook now.
Ash
I know. I'm watching Emily in Paris. I'm thinking of that Luke, and that's like.
Alayna
No, I don't know what that is.
Ash
Not my vibe. Yeah, it's not your bag.
Alayna
Hot young priest Mikey House. Oh, I'm for that.
Ash
Father Sean O'Malley.
Alayna
Thank you, Mikey.
Ash
In the accent that Mikey said, Mikey.
Alayna
Inserted a hot Irish priest. Here we go.
Ash
Let's go. Here we go, girls. Okay. Well, so he said by using the name Joseph, it was clearly mocking Christianity.
Alayna
I knew it. I almost said it, but I didn't want to be that, you know?
Ash
Well, you should have been that. You want to be that. I forget it. What instructions hot young priest gave her? I'm just calling him that now.
Alayna
She. He is. Because she forgot the instructions.
Ash
Yeah, exactly. But clearly this was something that she was going to have to take care of on her own, which is, like, kind of lame of the hot young priests a little bit. I was floored. Aren't they going to come help? Is he really not going to come and cleanse your room? Apparently the answer was no. But she said the fear in his eyes told her all that she needed to know. This was bad. We tried his recommendations and even tried praying in her native language, Spanish, but to no avail. Man, I'm like, you know when you like, get coffee from laughing too hard. Mandy eventually moved out of the dorm because things had gotten so bad and she moved in with us. By move in, I mean she was sleeping in a sleeping bag between my bed and my roommate's bed.
Alayna
I don't blame her.
Ash
I don't either. We only had a week or two before finals and we could finally get the hell out of there. Mandy's haunted dorm that we shared a wall with had been cleaned, emptied, and locked by the university staff. They said, don't go in there. They said, nobody's cleaning up your sugar. Nobody had a key anymore. Let me just drive this point home. Nobody had any access to this room. Got it. We continue.
Alayna
That is the devil.
Ash
The devil.
Alayna
The devil.
Ash
We continued to hear the heavy footsteps pacing back and forth in the room. We heard the medicine cabinet open and slam shut. We heard what sounded like pencils rolling up and down the desk. Tension was on an all time high.
Alayna
Maybe he was just writing a novel.
Ash
Perhaps and just getting really frustrated with him. Slamming the medicine desk. The medicine desk. The medicine whatever cabinet.
Alayna
That's it.
Ash
That's it. Yeah. Slamming the boots. His butts.
Alayna
We're still going.
Ash
Tension was at an all time high. We were all so stressed from living in a paranormal hellscape. On top of studying for finals and living on top of each other. And Mandy just snapped. After a particularly loud march of the boots. March of the boots.
Alayna
March of the boots.
Ash
Mandy stomped her way over to the shared wall and started banging on it. Shield, hey, we're trying to study. Shut the up.
Alayna
Damn.
Ash
What a legend, right?
Alayna
Truly, what a legend.
Ash
Yeah. Apparently it didn't find it so amusing. The footsteps stopped where they were across the room. Pivoted. I you not. I could hear the heels of the butts pivoting in the cheap dorm room carpet. And they even marched to the opposite side of the wall directly in front of Mandy's face, separated only by wall. A binder on the shelf above her head literally flew off the shelf in the opposite direction that it was leaning. We all ran out as fast as our freshman legs would carry us. Damn, this is horrifying. Her sweet angelic parents actually paid for us to stay in a Hotel that night. That should be the end of our problems, right?
Alayna
No. Wrong. Yeah.
Ash
That night, as we were all drifting off to sleep, the entire hotel bed became. Began violently shaking. Like all four legs took their turn coming off in the carpet and landing back down with a thud. Except speeded up times 20. And that's what it felt like.
Alayna
Oh.
Ash
The whole thing only lasted for a few seconds, but I was frozen in fear. I was sharing the bed with Mandy and neither of us moved. Neither us. Neither of us even said anything. We were so scared, but so exhausted. We eventually fell asleep. But the next morning, I asked her if she felt the bed violently shake the night before. Unsurprisingly, she confirmed my fear. We ended up moving to a different hotel for the rest of finals week. And luckily, no more incidents for the rest of our stay. I came back the next year as a sophomore, but Mandy, understandably did not return.
Alayna
Yeah.
Ash
That the trauma from the past year just was. Was too much. I kept an eye on the window of her old dorm room during this time. There was a light on in there for the first couple of weeks of school, but after that, the room went dark for the rest of the year. I guess the new tenant was also experiencing what it was like to rub elbows with Joseph.
Alayna
Joseph.
Ash
Anyways, that's the story of how I accidentally became neighbors with a demon my freshman year of college. Hope you enjoyed me reliving my deepest repressed memories. Keep it weird, friends. Lisa.
Alayna
Lisa.
Ash
That was. Was an epic tale.
Alayna
That was amazing.
Ash
That's the scariest college experience you could possibly have. I feel one of them.
Alayna
I love it.
Ash
Yeah, I'm pretty obsessed.
Alayna
I want some more of it. I want to know where this school is. I won't.
Ash
Yeah. Can you tell? I promise. Yeah.
Alayna
I just want to know so I.
Ash
Can go to there.
Alayna
Go to there. I want to research about there now. I want to know what the was going on. And also, hot young priests. Priest got a downgrade though, because I'm like, you're not gonna go in the room.
Ash
Yeah.
Alayna
Part of being a hot young priest is you walk into a demon filled area and you start being a hot young priest.
Ash
What? You signed up for hot.
Alayna
You're just walking up there being a hot young priest, and you're like, I'm not going in that room. Then you've lost it.
Ash
Well, then you're not.
Alayna
What am I even looking at right now? Go away. Yeah.
Ash
Are you not even gonna protect me?
Alayna
Ew. Yeah. You're not even gonna, like, try to get possessed for me?
Ash
Really? Stupid.
Alayna
Whatever. Sean O'Malley.
Ash
Okay.
Alayna
Sean. Lisa. I loved that tale. I love you for that tale.
Ash
Are you?
Alayna
Let's see. All right, my next one is going to be Bradford College, Haverhill, Massachusetts. Haunted College.
Ash
That's a chill. Socks.
Alayna
Hello, my lovely ladies. I've attached a double space puttifa for your convenience. You can use my name and any in this tale. I'm a proud and have grown up enjoying all the sights you gals talk about. I got inspired to write this tale from the Listener Tales, Haunted College. I'm not a very good writer, so please feel free to edit.
Ash
Doubt it.
Alayna
Yeah, yeah, I know you won't, but I have to say it. But if you do read it, totally Google it. Bradford is super active in creepsville. Oh, and please explain to the non New Englanders that Haverl is pronounced Haverhill, not Haverhill. Just so you know, Lara. Let's see. Let's talk about Haverhill up in here.
Ash
All of our listener tales have been from Elle Names.
Alayna
I know. That is funny.
Ash
Laura, Lisa and Leah. Leah?
Alayna
Yeah. Leah Baker. Leah Baker. Alias. That is weird.
Ash
La la la.
Alayna
And we've had at least two New England colleges. And I have a sneaking suspicion that last one was New England.
Ash
It felt New England.
Alayna
It did?
Ash
Yeah.
Alayna
All right, so. Hello weirdos. I am Lara. And yes, you can use my name. Pronounced Lara. Most people think I don't know how to either spell or say my name, but I assure you, I know both. And now you do too. I am a New England gal through and through. And boy, do I have a great local college haunting for you. Like all the other listener tale submitters, if you read this, I will shit a dick. I also did seven years of IVF. Seven years. Oh my God, you're a warrior. And 10 years ago had my precious twins. So I 100 relate to the kid talk. And it makes us working moms feel less. Less than. It is not easy, but would not trade it for the world. Thank you for saying that. I appreciate that.
Ash
Yeah.
Alayna
For two years I attended Bradford College, which was is in Haverhill, Massachusetts. This school is no longer called Bradford College as it shut down at the end of my second year due to the president embezzling all the money and skipping town.
Ash
Google it.
Alayna
We protested and everything to him. But my tale is not about that piece of garbage human. The school is like 150 years old or some like that. And evolved throughout the years. It was a hospital, an all girls school and then a college.
Ash
That's crazy. And it just Occurred to me that now it's probably abandoned. Right?
Alayna
Ooh, Bradford. I love that it's what was a hospital first.
Ash
I know. That's so cool.
Alayna
Whenever a hospital turns into a school, always goes down.
Ash
And if it's abandoned now, I want to go to there. Yeah, yeah.
Alayna
No, of course not. Of course not. When looking from the street at the school, there's a main school building which was used when I was there as dorms and business offices. And was the building used for the hospital. From the same road you can see two outbuildings. One is a theater and the other is just a building of classrooms. All three of these buildings are connected by tunnels. My first year of college I lived in the main building and never had to leave as the cafeteria was in my building too. I was very pale that year. All these buildings have their own hauntings. Main building haunting. This building was where the hospital was run. And it has four floors and has a beautiful ornate wooden staircase that made you feel like you lived in a mansion. We would sometimes hang out on the stairs as they were carpeted and stupid kids hang out in the weirdest of places. Since we were badasses in college with no real adults in sight, we would hang out all over the building at all hours of night. One night we were just there chilling and we heard on the fourth floor the sound of kids giggling and what sounded like running up and down the hallway. Fun fact. The fourth floor was the children's ward of the hospital. We looked at each other and noped back to our rooms. We often would hear this commotion around 3am Ick. In the same main building there's one room that is basically a gateway to hell.
Ash
Okay, I like how casually you said that.
Alayna
Just like basically.
Ash
Basically kind of.
Alayna
I am a hundred years old now, so I'm not 100. Same. So I am not 100. Sure the exact number of this room, but it is a corner room. Things would be moved when the occupant was out and would fly across the room when they were in. No one joked about the goings on in this room and it was always cold. The story slash legend is some hippie opened a gateway to hell and never closed it.
Ash
It's kind of like unfair that the hippies get blamed.
Alayna
I kind of love that though.
Ash
That's so scary and I totally believe it.
Alayna
No amount of sage. We were college kids. We all had sage because we were wannabe hippies and well, pot was going to clear that room. Now for the priest in the main building.
Ash
Is he hot and Young.
Alayna
Is it a hot young priest?
Ash
Foreign.
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Alayna
Along with the with being a hospital, it was an all girls school that was, of course run by nuns and had a resident priest. One of the priests was so evil. Ah. Oh, he's not a hot young priest. He's not a hot young priest. Everybody. Danger, danger. Not a hot young priest. One of the priests was so evil, he would molest the girls and shame them into silence. Because priests. One of these girls was so distraught that she jumped from the roof of the main building and the kitchen building to her death.
Ash
Oh, my.
Alayna
This woman in yellow haunts the cafeteria that is in this building. The lunch ladies do not joke about this. And the woman comes and goes, even during the day. She will move things on the staff to the point where they have to say, stop it, lady. My friend who worked with Shakuri decided to check it out one day. Shakur, my friend. Sorry, I was about to laugh.
Ash
I couldn't let it go.
Alayna
I love how you go, wait, wait. Shut the fuck up. I gotta make fun of you. Honestly, I get it. I would have done the same Thing?
Ash
Yeah.
Alayna
My friend who worked with Shakurity decided to check it out. One night, the woman in yellow started typing on the cash register. They noped on out of there and refused to go back to do the rounds ever again. Damn the theater. This ghost is a little girl who is mischievous and likes to mess with the lights and likes to hang out in this little winding staircase that leads to the balcony of the theater. She's very active and shows herself to many. I've never seen her, but the theater teacher would have to ask her to not mess with them during performances.
Ash
That's so funny.
Alayna
I think she might have been another suicide and had jumped from the catwalk of the stage.
Ash
Oh, that's so sad. I want to find this man, even if he's dead and kill him all over again.
Alayna
Seriously, I'm gonna find this priest. I'm gonna fuck his world up.
Ash
Yep.
Alayna
Now for the haunting that my friend, we'll call him Andy, experienced. He decided to do a documentary on the school and the hauntings. I love it. That's cool. When he was editing his film in the technology lab, the lights and computers would go off and on and it took him forever to edit. Then when he went to show the film, which was in a theater in the library building, we only got to see the first five minutes. Somehow the film would not play and the lights were not working.
Ash
Oh, we've had that happen with episodes. Yes, one episode in particular. Remember that one episode that like, it wouldn't let us continue recording.
Alayna
It was crazy.
Ash
That scared the the out of me.
Alayna
Yeah, that was scary. We all noped out of there. For this documentary, he had invited a psychic to come and walk through the school. The day before she arrived at the school, her apartment smelled like a swamp. The same smell that existed on our campus as we had a pond that ran through parts of it. The psychic met the little girl and I think other ghosts, but we never got to see the documentary. The same friend woke up a couple of times paralyzed and felt like someone was on top of him. This happened in the same dorm that the priest reported to have molested the girls in.
Ash
Oh, that's awful.
Alayna
The last haunting happened to my security Shakurity security guard friend. They were patrolling the grounds during winter break. No one was staying on campus and it was deserted. They were in the library building where we tried to watch the documentary and saw a man dressed in priest's black cloak and big rimmed hat walk out the door.
Ash
Fight him.
Alayna
I just gotta chill.
Ash
Fight that.
Alayna
He went after the guy into the room, but the man was gone. On. There was a door in that room going to the outside, but no footprints in the snow. The priest just disappeared. And you guessed the guard? Nope. The. Out of there.
Ash
Damn, that's terrifying.
Alayna
Well, that is my tale, and I hope it made sense. And I hope you keep it weird. But not so weird that you haunt poor stoner kids just trying to have a party. I've pasted pictures of the college in one of the tunnels, but if you Google haunted Bradford College, you can see more mysterious pictures. Oh, I know this college. Definitely Google this college guys, huh? And they would use those tunnels to get to class. Sometimes those tunnels are scary as.
Ash
Not those.
Alayna
Not those tunnels.
Ash
Not these tunnels. No. That Lara.
Alayna
That was a good one.
Ash
Yeah. Oh, this is a beautiful campus.
Alayna
It is. The most haunted ones always are.
Ash
I really want to go to there.
Alayna
I want to go to there.
Ash
I want to go to there.
Alayna
Maybe we will.
Ash
Maybe. All right. This will be the last one. Last one. And it's gonna be the haunted school and the hungry ghost. It's like a children's novel.
Alayna
Yeah.
Ash
Let's see. Hey, spooky ladies. My name is Sam, and you can please call me Sam.
Alayna
Can I call you Lamb?
Ash
Nope. Same.
Alayna
Can we call you?
Ash
I must start off with the usual. I came across your podcast after needing something to take the edge off. See, I'm a pregnant teacher who is no longer allowed wine or cold cup cuts and was searching for something to soothe my soul. Oh, I love.
Alayna
I'm glad we could soothe your soul.
Ash
Like wine and cold cuts. That's a big compliment.
Alayna
Yeah.
Ash
Yeah. You both popped into my life, and I'm truly thankful to share my days with you. Teaching through a pandemic, morning sickness and now heartburn have been no fun. But hearing you both share your humor and knowledge with the world makes it a lot brighter. Don't stop what you're doing, and I hope one day our paths will cross, Sam. Yeah, I hope so too.
Alayna
Yeah.
Ash
That was so sweet. And at this point, I hope your baby rocks, because they're probably like, oh.
Alayna
Yeah, your baby rocks, Sam.
Ash
Pandemic Babies are crazy, huh? Yeah.
Alayna
Yeah.
Ash
How you doing?
Alayna
How's. How's that going?
Ash
Yeah. P. S. My spooky crotch goblin is due in November. Please, no. Please know I will be raising not only a strong female, but also your newest group of morbid fans. Hell, yeah. Anywho, to my story, right from college, being a desperate young and I accepted a job at an old Catholic Catholic school near my college. Hot young Priest.
Alayna
Hot young priest, are we? This. This isn't Haunted Colleges.
Ash
This is Hot Priests.
Alayna
Except we broke it with the last one.
Ash
Yeah.
Alayna
Yeah.
Ash
Well, maybe this will be.
Alayna
This will make up another.
Ash
Yeah, it'll make up for. Well, who knows? I haven't read it.
Alayna
Yeah.
Ash
So even though the pay was crop, I felt right at home. And I was. Did I say crop?
Alayna
Even though the. The pay was crop.
Ash
I think that might have been, like, my Valley Girl coming out.
Alayna
Even though the pay was cropped.
Ash
Pay was cropped. Take the 10 to the 4 to the 5. So even though the pay was crop, I felt right at home. I was eager to get my foot in the door. Flash forward to starting my 13th year of teaching. I still love what I do.
Alayna
Lucky number 13.
Ash
Oh, yeah. I just need a few more naps and glasses of wine than I used to. I also need to specify that I am not Catholic. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Alayna
No.
Ash
But I was hired because who can say no to a spunky blonde who's willing to work her ass off for less than $30,000 a year?
Alayna
Not this lady. Nope.
Ash
Let's just say they were. They were more than okay with me not converting. I would consider myself spiritual. I believe in God and heaven spirits, but I also believe in women's right to choose, LGBTQ + community, and protecting trans kids, gun control, etc. Hell yeah. Okay, climbing off my soapbox to get to the spooky part. The school was really old, run down, but beautiful. And the best thing was it was a church, then a convent. Yay for adorable nuns. And then turned into a crumb. A crumbling school many years later.
Alayna
Then it just turned into a crumb.
Ash
Then it was a crumb. A wee little crumb. Little crow.
Alayna
That's a spooky ass. Evolution, yeah. Going from a church to a convent, to a kid's Catholic school, and then to a crumb. And then to a crumb.
Ash
So let's just say the. Let's just say entering the building gave off a small. A certain feel to it. Yeah, Maybe that was just the mold in the walls, the bats that needed to be caught monthly. But something always felt like it was just there with you. Or maybe that could have been the many Jesuses on the cross that lined the walls.
Alayna
That's what it was.
Ash
That's definitely what it was. When the building was used as a convent, one unique feature was that it had a tunnel. Tunnels. Tunnels in the far corner of the building. Why the hell would that be, you might ask? Well, back in the day, when the town's first hospital was adjacent to the Covenant. Yeah. I keep saying yeah. What you're thinking. Then you're thinking, right? Yeah. None. Nuns would use the tunnel to enter the hospital at a moment's notice. When somebody was nearing the end of their life, they would be called over to provide some comfort and help give last rites. A Catholic tradition of a special prayer when someone is dying. I never saw this tunnel myself, but our custodian said it was locked up. But he would open it from time to time to make sure the tunnel wasn't collapsing. I would have given my right arm to tour that tunnel.
Alayna
Yes.
Ash
But I had to keep up appearances that I was a mature adult who was in charge of children. Oh.
Alayna
Never do that.
Ash
Yeah. No. Random side note, the school had all the original windows, doors, hardware. Old and crappy, but cool. And the railings in our school were called nun catchers. Nun catchers as they were the old style of railing with a long pole. And the nuns would be running down the stairs but get snagged by the poles on their long habits. Habits.
Alayna
I never knew that was a thing. I can't. I need to know on a deep.
Ash
Dive of like Catholic school.
Alayna
Nun catchers.
Ash
Nun catchers.
Alayna
That's awesome.
Ash
I think I called them nun grabbers.
Alayna
I like that.
Ash
Nun catchers. Walking my students down the stairs always felt so cool. To think of how many people had walked this building before me. And how many nuns were snagged as I caught my teacher sweaters on the. Hell yeah. One day I was alone in my classroom during the summer months. Months. Prepping for the following year. See why they hired me? I'm much older and wiser. And I thought. And I wouldn't be caught dead there during my break. Of course not working in my room, I heard the doorbell. Yes, an old school doorbell. As we kept our school secure during the day and you had to be let in if you didn't have a key. Looking out the window, I saw a FedEx truck. Knowing the office was closed, I went to get the door. As I saw he had a few rather large boxes, I ran down the stairs. My room was on the second floor. Signed for the packages, held the door and said goodbye and thank you to the delivery driver. As I closed the door and turned to go up the stairs, I heard a cupboard slam shut. If you stand at the front of the school, you're greeted by a split level. Along with a very. Along with a very ripped Jesus on the cross. A very ripped Jesus. Jesus says, can you spot me One set of stairs goes up to the classroom.
Alayna
Do you even lift, bro?
Ash
Do imagine Jesus Jasui looking at you and saying, do you even lived, bro? Iconic. They pull the lunk alarm for Jesus at Planet Fitness.
Alayna
He definitely gets the luck alarm right.
Ash
One set of stairs goes up to the classrooms and the other goes down to more space. The noise came from the downstairs area. I would have shipped myself. Yep, this area was underground but still had very tiny windows on top shop. It held a multi purpose room along with our teacher lounge. You know, because what says come enjoy and relax with your lunch in the basement. Yeah, I know. The sound came from the staff lounge. I heard it again, this time a bit softer. I stood like an idiot on the stairs. This set of stairs going up of course, but I thought I should probably call out in case it was a hungry co worker. I should do that before I my pants. Because if good old Carol comes walking up with a salad in hand, I'm never going to be able to come back to work. So I called out, hey, Mr. John, is that you?
Alayna
Mr. John?
Ash
I thought it might have been our custodian as he works during the summer months. No answer. And again, standing like an idiot, I heard it. The sound. I knew exactly what it was, but I will never forget it. I heard a drawer slide and slam open. Then what sounded like if you took your hand, placed it on a pile of cutlery, silverware, metal serving spoons, etc. And began to violently shake your hand around. Oh, so like, like that was a.
Alayna
Very good way of describing that. Yeah, that's exactly what that sound is.
Ash
Terrifying. The sound was so loud it sounded like the drawer itself was shaking loose from the wall. I took one final listen and bolted up the stairs.
Alayna
Yes, that.
Ash
Why not just go outside, you may ask? Well, my car keys, phone and purse were all in my classroom and I needed to go there first. I feel that once to my room, having passed a second Rip Jesus on the cross should have pulled the lung alarm. I closed my door and I called my sister. I needed a minute to muster the courage to bolt. I needed to leave my room, past the Rip Jesus and down the same set of stairs to the school code.
Alayna
You should have grabbed the Rip Jesus off the wall.
Ash
The power of Rip Jesus compels you.
Alayna
The power of leg day compels you.
Ash
These quads. I would need to turn back to. Oh, I was gonna say Rip Jesus again, put the code in and leave. Leave. But I was dreading doing that with my back toward the stairs leading to the basement. On the phone with my sister, I ran down the stairs, punched in the code, and took the quickest look into the basement before slamming the door behind me. All was silent and still except for my heart beating in my ears and my sister on the line telling me I was okay. How the hell would she know? Once out in the parking lot, I had another scare. As I frantically looked around the parking lot, I saw no cars, no bikes, no other teachers, not the custodian, not even the goddamn Pope had been in the building with me.
Alayna
Oh, no.
Ash
I had been alone in that building.
Alayna
Oh, no.
Ash
Thanks, ladies, for listening. Keep it weird. Take it away, Ash. But not so weird that you don't do leg day with Jesus.
Alayna
It's true. Don't do that.
Ash
I hate that.
Alayna
That freaks me.
Ash
I can hear that sound in my head of a shuttle clanging together and.
Alayna
It'S very like hospital like.
Ash
Yeah, like that.
Alayna
Kind of like the metal drawer and.
Ash
Like they shove the trays back.
Alayna
Yeah, yeah, like that just freaks me out.
Ash
There was no hot priest in that.
Alayna
There was no hot priest in that one.
Ash
Damn. Just a hungry ghost.
Alayna
That's okay. You know, you can't have a hot priest all the time.
Ash
You truly can't.
Alayna
Bye.
Ash
Well, bye. That was a fun one.
Alayna
That was a fun one. I liked that. The spooky schools was definitely a good choice.
Ash
It really was.
Alayna
And we'll be dressed up for the next one. We'll. We'll plan ahead. Yeah, we'll make sure we're in costume in the garb. We just. We don't half ass.
Ash
Maybe we'll dress up as hot priests.
Alayna
Oh my God. Can we do that?
Ash
We can do whatever we want because it's our show. We're going to do that. All right, you heard it here first. We'll be back next month as hot priests. So look forward to that.
Alayna
Look forward to it.
Ash
And in the meantime, we hope you keep listening and we hope you keep it weird. But that's where the 1. Don't dress up as a hot priest. 2. That you. That if you are hot priest, you don't help somebody with their demon. Keep it so weird that you're a hungry ghost. Cuz live your best life and.
Alayna
Just keep it weird.
Ash
Just keep it weird. Yeah. Sorry I broke, but I love you.
Alayna
And I.
Ash
I don't know. Bye.
Alayna
Make sure to get your bits.
Ash
Keep it so weird that you put your books on.
Alayna
Yay. Bye.
Ash
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Elena
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Ash
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Mikey
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Episode Title: Morbid
Episode Number: 658
Episode Title: Listener Tales 96: Buhtz
Release Date: March 27, 2025
Host(s): Alayna, Ash, Elena
Produced by: Morbid Network | Wondery
In Episode 658 of Morbid, hosts Alayna, Ash, and Elena delve into Listener Tales centered around haunted educational institutions. This episode, titled "Listener Tales 96: Buhtz," presents multiple spine-chilling stories from listeners who have encountered supernatural phenomena in school settings. The hosts engage with these tales, offering their insights, humor, and shared fascination with the paranormal.
Narrated by: Rajivayuvori
Timestamp: [05:07]
Rajivayuvori recounts his unsettling experiences at a New England boarding school laden with ghostly activity. Serving as the dorm supervisor for over a hundred underclassmen, Rajivayuvori sought solace in long-distance running to cope with anxiety and boredom. His nightly runs took a sinister turn when he began hearing unexplained occurrences—prankster ghosts seemingly encouraging him to complete a daunting half marathon.
Key Points:
Notable Quote:
"Things like runnin' for endorphins and hiding my big feelings just put me in their way. But therapy will."
— Rajivayuvori [06:51]
Host Reactions: Ash praises Rajivayuvori for his determination, exclaiming, "Hell yeah. Good job." Alayna empathizes with his struggles, acknowledging the healing process beyond supernatural challenges.
Narrated by: Lisa
Timestamp: [22:40]
Lisa shares her harrowing freshman year at college, where she inadvertently becomes neighbors with a malevolent entity named Joseph. Living in a dorm adjacent to a room rumored to be haunted, Lisa and her roommate experience a series of terrifying events that escalate to the presence of a demon.
Key Points:
Notable Quote:
"We decided to take one last look and call it a night after we had just been outside of the dorm for a few minutes. There, written under the word hi was, I'm Joseph."
— Lisa [30:35]
Host Reactions: Alayna and Ash express their fascination and empathy, with Ash humorously imagining the demon's casual demeanor and Alayna lamenting the loss of Lisa's dog, Lady.
Narrated by: Lara
Timestamp: [45:21]
Lara recounts her two years at Bradford College, a historic institution in Haverhill, Massachusetts, now defunct due to financial misconduct by its president. The campus, originally a hospital and later an all-girls school managed by nuns, is steeped in supernatural legends spanning over 150 years.
Key Points:
Notable Quote:
"The school is like 150 years old or some like that. And evolved throughout the years. It was a hospital, an all girls school and then a college."
— Lara [47:12]
Host Reactions: Alayna and Ash express their intrigue and resolve, with Alayna emphasizing the sinister nature of some ghosts and Ash expressing a desire to confront the malevolent priest.
Throughout the episode, Alayna and Ash engage in lighthearted banter, often injecting humor into their discussions about the tales. They reflect on the listeners' experiences, offering supportive comments and playful teasing. Their dynamic enhances the storytelling, making the eerie narratives more engaging and accessible.
Notable Host Quotes:
"I loved this. That's so cool."
— Ash [16:12]
"We’ll be back next month as hot priests. So look forward to that."
— Alayna [64:57]
Episode 658 of Morbid offers listeners a riveting collection of haunted school tales, blending genuine fear with the hosts' signature humor. Alayna and Ash adeptly navigate through each story, providing commentary that both acknowledges the terror and celebrates the resilience of those who brave these haunted environments. The episode underscores the enduring allure of ghost stories within educational settings, leaving listeners both spooked and entertained.
Rajivayuvori:
"Things like runnin' for endorphins and hiding my big feelings just put me in their way. But therapy will."
[06:51]
Lisa:
"We decided to take one last look and call it a night after we had just been outside of the dorm for a few minutes. There, written under the word hi was, I'm Joseph."
[30:35]
Lara:
"The school is like 150 years old or some like that. And evolved throughout the years. It was a hospital, an all girls school and then a college."
[47:12]
Alayna:
"We’ll be back next month as hot priests. So look forward to that."
[64:57]
Ash:
"I loved this. That's so cool."
[16:12]
This episode of Morbid exemplifies the podcast's strength in blending true crime, creepy history, and supernatural lore with engaging storytelling and comedic relief. Whether you're a seasoned fan or new to the series, Episode 658 promises to deliver chills and laughs in equal measure.
Keep it Weird, but Not So Weird That You Turn Into a Ghost to Prank a 20-something.