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Elena
I'm Elena.
Ash
I'm Ash.
Elena
And this is morbid.
Ash
I wasn't expecting you to say that. The first part.
Elena
And I feel like I haven't started in a while.
Ash
I know we used to switch off every episode, but now it's like impossible to figure out who did the last one. But I was looking down and I went to say it and then it felt like your voice came out of my mouth.
Elena
I was like, hello. Like, what's happening?
Ash
I was like, am I in a. Am I in the sixth dimension?
Elena
Yeah, you are.
Ash
Just so you know, this is not the six dimension.
Elena
This is.
Ash
I think this is like the first one or some shit.
Elena
This is a dimension that I would like to escape. Yeah, I don't. I don't want to visit it again.
Ash
Yeah, our lives are cool.
Elena
Like, personally, I like my life, like pretty rad.
Ash
I just hate the things happening around us.
Elena
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not great.
Ash
No, it's really bad.
Elena
But.
Ash
But let's not bring you all the way down.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
Let's tell you about a cool opportunity for you.
Elena
Yeah, right. What is that cool opportunity?
Ash
They can buy your book in the uk, I was like, mama, we just talked about this.
Elena
I was like, wait, they have an opportunity. What is it?
Ash
We literally were like, okay, like, what do we have at the top of the show? She's like, okay, my uk. But I'm like, a cool opportunity for you guys. This is a cool opportunity.
Elena
I don't know why I didn't think of it that way.
Ash
It's the morning.
Elena
It is. It's the morning. I haven't had enough coffee, but uk, wonderful. Baby Face Magooches, period. You can buy. You can pre order the Butcher Legacy.
Ash
What? What?
Elena
And the Butcher game.
Ash
And you can buy the Butcher game now. Hell yeah. That's cool. Because you get it. Haven't been able to.
Elena
Now you can. So you can get both of the. Now you can get all three. You can pre order the Butcher game. You can pre order the Butcher Legacy. It's going to be awesome. I'm going to try my very hardest to get some. Something signed over to you. Trust me, that's top, top, top of the morning. On my mind today is getting. Making sure I get something signed.
Ash
Things are happening in group text messages.
Elena
Yeah. I'm looking at stickers all kinds of just to make it happen. So I pro. I'm trying to. And yeah, so that's really rad because I love you guys.
Ash
She loves you guys.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
For me, my business is just that. I figured out how to use TikTok
Elena
appropriately, which is a big deal.
Ash
I figured out how to edit, like, legitimate videos and make them funny.
Elena
Yeah. So it's a good job.
Ash
It's over for you people.
Elena
It is. It's over for every bitch.
Ash
I feel like every single bitch. I feel like I unlocked a new skill. And I also feel like, you know, like, when your grandma figures out Facebook and she just, like, won't stop posting. Yep, that's me now.
Elena
I'm really excited about that.
Ash
Yeah, I'm excited, too.
Elena
I'm excited that you're just going to keep going.
Ash
I'm now your grandma.
Elena
Yeah. Hell yeah, you are. Party as you should be.
Ash
Just going to insert my queen Big Ang into every video that I can. My green velvet glasses.
Elena
She already did.
Ash
Got to have them. Yeah, you got to see.
Elena
You got to see. I love her because. Yeah, I got the. I was super, super fortunate to get a PR box for the new Scarpetta show because my entire life, I've loved K. Scarpetta and Patricia Cornwell and what a dream.
Ash
That was one of the coolest PR boxes that I've ever seen.
Elena
I always See, people get PR boxes for cool TV shows and like movies. And I'm always like, I want one of those.
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
And then like, usually I don't get them. No. But like a lot of them, I'm
Ash
like, that's so cool.
Elena
I think this one, I saw it and I was like, I will die if I don't get that.
Ash
Yeah. And honestly, Patricia Cornwell's team is so nice. They like went out of their way to send one.
Elena
Yeah, they are the best.
Ash
But I think now that we posted one, maybe we'll get more pr.
Elena
I hope so, because I'll. I'll post them.
Ash
We'll post videos. You guys, I can edit them now.
Elena
Yeah, I. Exactly.
Ash
Elena can open the boxes and.
Elena
And I almost called you your aunt name. And Ash will edit them.
Ash
Incredible. And TT will edit.
Elena
I was thinking TT is gonna edit
Ash
them the amount of times that happens. Or you'll just call me.
Elena
Well, I call you Love a lot.
Ash
Because she calls her kids that. So it's just like a vocal stim. I think I do that.
Elena
It's. I might call one of you Love. Who knows what Love. It might happen.
Ash
John did that the other day. I think I was like, what?
Elena
You're like, what? Sorry.
Ash
He's like, I can do that love.
Elena
Yeah, it's okay. I can do that love. So funny. And also, if you haven't already, get yourself some tickets to our Radio City Music hall show.
Ash
Please do.
Elena
There's still tickets available. It's a one night show. We're not doing it. Another one. So come and do it. Spend. Spend a little. Little weekend in New York. New York. Spend a day in New York.
Ash
Who the cares? Spend some time in the Big Apple.
Elena
Do whatever you want. But come to our show.
Ash
Yeah. Do whatever you want. And even if you don't want to come to our show, just do one thing that you don't want to do and come.
Elena
Exactly.
Ash
Okay.
Elena
Please do that thing.
Ash
Maybe we'll do a quick live.
Elena
No, it'll be fun.
Ash
I'm excited for this one. We're figuring out like themies right now.
Elena
Some merch.
Ash
Merchies. I have to send an email that just reminded me about that. And I think it, like, it's gonna be fun. We're gonna be in costume.
Elena
Yeah. It's gonna be really fun. We have a whole theme where it. Trust me, it's. Trust me. You want to be there.
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
We got. We got surprises. We got fun. We got.
Ash
We have an openers.
Elena
We got an opener. Yeah.
Ash
So maybe we'll Like, I don't know. I'm not.
Elena
I don't know. Yeah.
Ash
I don't know.
Elena
I don't know. I'm not making any promises. It's gonna be great.
Ash
You gotta see. You gotta come and see.
Elena
You gotta come and see. So get your tickets. But just know that we. Yeah. Ticketmaster is the only ones that we, like, know what. And approved the prices. So outside of that, we have not approved prices.
Ash
Sometimes bots, they go and they buy the tickets. They're out there being.
Elena
Scoop them up if they're out there being crazy.
Ash
Not me.
Elena
We have not approved that. Not us.
Ash
So them, Big Red and TT Would never.
Elena
No way. Never. Okay.
Ash
We wanted to do something spooky today. We did.
Elena
We were craving a spooky ookie episode.
Ash
And also. What?
Elena
This one has a legitimate true crime. Oh, you do? Part of it. Like, most of mine is true crime. Oh, so. So it's definitely got spookiness.
Ash
True crime.
Elena
But I have a true crime.
Ash
We have a true crime episode.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
That has weight for us.
Elena
It does. And the person who knows who they
Ash
are, you know who you are.
Elena
They're not listening, though.
Ash
Anyway, mine is just purely haunted. Love that. But it involves Aaron Burr, so.
Elena
Sir.
Ash
Yes, sir.
Elena
I love that.
Ash
Yeah. I feel like you should go first, though, because Moida.
Elena
Yeah. I think ending on, like, purely haunting, I think is the way to go.
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
So this is going to be a West Virginia. Yeah.
Ash
Yeah. West Virginia.
Elena
What our theme is. Yeah.
Ash
I saw that you were doing something from West Virginia, so I said I saw Elena Urquhart researching things about West Virginia. So I started researching haunted things in West Virginia.
Elena
I love that a lot.
Ash
Party.
Elena
And it just makes me think of Hannibal Lecter saying to Clarice Starling, and your accent, which you've tried so hard to shed, is pure West Virginia. Oh, a read makes me think of it.
Ash
I haven't seen Silence of the Lambs in so long. I feel like I might have said that on every episode for the last three months. But I need to watch that movie again.
Elena
It's one of my favorite movies.
Ash
It's such a good movie.
Elena
It is. It's fucking genius.
Ash
It is.
Elena
The way it's shot is unbelievable.
Ash
It's chilling.
Elena
The performances. Oh, my God.
Ash
Me and Drew went to this museum in LA when we were there, and they had, like, a whole recreation. Yeah. Of the cell area. It was sick. If we can ever get your ass on a plane, we got to bring you there.
Elena
If you can ever get your ass right now.
Ash
I'm playing right now. I can't believe when we went to Disney, like, me and Drew and we came back, that we were able to get back in a timely fashion.
Elena
I think you slipped through that right before.
Ash
No, we literally did. Like, and I'm talking right before because we turned around and I was like. Like, as we got through security, I was like, oh, we got here just in time.
Elena
Literally slipped through, I think. Yeah.
Ash
I'm not trying to. Trying to test the fates. Yeah.
Elena
I'll just be road tripping for a while.
Ash
Yeah. I'm just going to stay on ground for a while.
Elena
Yeah, we'll see how it shakes out. You know, grounded brothers stay grounded from an earth sign. So today I'm going to be talking about Cabin 13 in Babcock State park in West Virginia.
Ash
See, that's the thing. Thirteen is a spooky number that I think it's almost.
Elena
I always think of 13 as, like, a fake spooky number that's like. I don't look at it as, like, a thing.
Ash
That's crazy because you're Irish.
Elena
I know.
Ash
Like, in Irish culture, we see it as bad luck. Ma will not see. I know. Team people at a table.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
And she instilled that into me.
Elena
Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it's. It got instilled into me that I, like, rebelled against it. Yeah. Like, I always just think of it as. Because, like, I don't know, 13 doesn't really bother me. So I think I look whenever it. It's showing up in a place like this where something really bad actually did happen, I'm like.
Ash
You're like.
Elena
Because I always look at it as, like, fiction a little bit. So when it translates into reality, it's like, oh, it really is cabin 13.
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
So cabin 13 in Babcock State park in West Virginia is said to be wildly haunted. Want to go and. Yeah, because you can stay there. You can stay there. My friends, there's lots of. There's people who've done a lot of investigations in this place. So I've already. I've already thought about it.
Ash
We've already. We've already contacted a couple of friends.
Elena
We've already reached out to some friends
Ash
to say, do you want to go to West Virginia?
Elena
Isn't that far away? Do you want to go.
Ash
You can stay grounded and go there.
Elena
We can stay grounded and go there. And this cabin in particular, I'll mention it again at the end, but it's the last one in the series of cabins.
Ash
Oh, that makes it even spooky.
Elena
Yeah. It's on the end of a very. At the end of the road. It's very isolated, very secluded. It's in particular, the staff is like, this cabin is the most secluded from all of them.
Ash
Freaky.
Elena
So there was a real, very confirmed murder that happened there in 1996 in that cabin.
Ash
1996. Yeah. For some reason, I thought you were taking me way back.
Elena
Nope, I'm just taking you back to
Ash
your birth 29 years ago.
Elena
Yeah. That year, in the middle of the night on April 30, Cheryl Flippo, a 46 year old wife and mother who was devoted to her family and her church, was killed in cabin 13, brutally. Now, Cheryl was a beautiful, loving, and again, by all accounts, dedicated member of her church. She was married to the Reverend James Michael Flippo. And they were happy. From the outside, it looked like, like, but evidently not. Nothing to be shocked about. Like, but I'm just. From the outside, you're like, okay. Nothing that I can see. Okay. In the 1980s, though, something started happening to them. They found themselves being stalked. Oh. They were getting letters and they were sent in that, like, classic magazine letter cut out, like, ransom note. Yeah, like, ransom note kind of vibe. And they would say, like, you're next and I'm gonna get you. And like, just like scary. And it freaked them out, especially Cheryl, who obviously was like, who the is doing this? But they just kind of went on with their life because they couldn't figure out who sent them. And they also couldn't figure out when they were coming or why they were coming.
Ash
Like, they would just remember reason.
Elena
Yeah, it was very willy nilly. So they were like, we don't even have, like a pattern here. I'm not even sure why they're coming. Okay. Very strange. Now, she and her husband, Reverend James Michael Flippo, decided to take a spontaneous trip to the park, to Babcock State park in 1996. This was after Reverend Flippo had taken a man named Joel Boges to the park to baptize him in the water. He, like, performed a baptism in the. In the crick in the creek. A cricketism and a cryptism. He was doing a cryptism. Okay. And that he was doing that on April 27, 1996.
Ash
Okay.
Elena
So he apparently loved the place when he was there because he made reservations that day for him and his wife to go stay.
Ash
He said, this place is the tits and I would like to stay.
Elena
He said, let's go. So the reservation was for April 29, and they arrived a bit later. Than expected that day, according to Mike James Michael Flippo. So they didn't pick up a key at the office. They just went to the cabin anyways. And the cabin was unlocked, so they're really cool. Everything was chill. Although James Flippo did use a payphone at some point during the evening to make a phone call. Okay. At 2:11am that night. That night. That morning. Excuse me. That morning, I was like. As soon as I said it, I was like, that night.
Ash
It still feels like the night because it's so late. So I'll give you that.
Elena
So at 2:11 that morning, a 911 call came from the pay phone. Okay. It was James Flippo. He was absolutely panicked. And he said that he and his wife Cheryl had been attacked in the middle of the night by a home invader. And they were both hurt. He didn't know if Cheryl was okay. Like, he was frantic.
Ash
Okay.
Elena
They sent police out immediately. And so the Fayetteville County Sheriff's department arrived very quickly. Deputy C. Bryant was the first one on scene, and he noted that James Slippo appeared to be bleeding. Only a little bit, though. And he was only wearing underwear.
Ash
Okay.
Elena
Just in tighty whiteies. He had to drive there, he said, because when he came out of his house, like, out of the cabin, his car was gone. So he's like, someone stole my car. Like, the person who came in must have stole my car. So he had to, like, run to the payphone. That's why he was, like, just in his underwear. Like, blah. Okay. So he. The police officer was like, I'll drive us back to the cabin and we can figure out what happened. So he gets there, and there's a red Camaro parked in front of the cabin. And so as his protocol, Deputy Bryant was like, is that car yours? His? Dude, is that your car? And James Slippo was like, no, that's not my car. He was like, I don't know whose car that is. And he said he had driven his wife and him to the cabin in a green Cadillac, and this was a red Camaro.
Ash
Who the is just leaving a Camaro?
Elena
So he was like, what? And he was like, I. I think, like, this person stole my car. I don't know who that car is. And he was like, so did he. Like, so this person stole your car and left his. Like, why would he just trade out your cars? Tradesies.
Ash
Like, what?
Elena
And so he was like, what the. So James Flippo said that his wife was still in the cabin, very badly hurt. Again, didn't know if she Was alive. Like, anyone asked if she had. If he had, like, actually done anything to see if she was alive, he was like, no, I didn't.
Ash
That's weird.
Elena
I just ran out of there. Which is like, okay, what? So, leaving James Slippo in the car, Deputy Bryant made his way into the cabin. And immediately he took notes that there was no signs of force entry in this cabin. Okay. He was like, I don't know if, like, the door was unlocked or what, but there did not seem like somebody broke in there. And it had recently rained, and so the ground was very squishy and muddy. And he said there was absolutely no footprints anywhere around the cabin besides theirs. And he said when he went into the cabin, he was like, there was no mud, there was no water on the floor.
Ash
Like somebody had come in, like Mr. Flippo.
Elena
So he was like. Which obviously is not like, smoking gun, but it. It made his radar go up a little bit because he was like, it's
Ash
a pretty big deal.
Elena
He's like, I guess if I'm. If you're thinking like an investigator, you're gonna go, okay, maybe they cleaned up. Maybe they wiped out their. Their muddy footprints. And I just don't see them.
Ash
Right. But like, somehow there are no tracks in the mud as well.
Elena
That's the thing. He's like, but how does that happen? So making his way into the cabin, he found Cheryl Flippo. After a lot of searching, because he couldn't find her at first. She was, in fact, very deceased and was laying between the wall and the bed with a roll of duct tape near her that appeared to have been used or attempted to be used on her. Okay. There was a ton of blood everywhere and her skull had been completely crushed.
Ash
Oh, wow.
Elena
He even noted, and it's noted in court documents, that there was brain matter exposed and there was brain matter on the wall.
Ash
Oh, my God.
Elena
That's how brutally she had been beaten. Later it was discovered that she had been horrifically beaten with firewood and fire. Like, basically fire pokers.
Ash
Like, holy shit.
Elena
Yeah. That's really brutal. So paramedics declared Cheryl dead as soon as they arrived. And they brought James to the hospital where he was treated for literally a bruise on his head and scratches on his legs. Uh huh. That's it. Foreign,
Ash
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Elena
So he was taken to the police station to give a statement to Detective S. Kessler. His statement said that he had arrived at the cabin with Cheryl, gone to the pay phone to call a sick friend who was in the hospital just to check on them.
Ash
Random.
Elena
And they made a fire. They ate some ice cream, they played cards. Like, sounds like a nice night together. Yeah. And he said after they went to sleep, nothing out of the ordinary. No fights or anything like that. And he said at some point in the middle of the night, he heard a noise and he woke up to see Cheryl on the ground next to the bed and a person with something over his face and a rope. And when he described what was over his face, I have to say this because I felt like a dingus. He said a toboggan over his face.
Ash
A toboggan. Isn't that a sled?
Elena
Okay, I'm really glad that you thought that as well. Apparently, a toboggan is also like a hat of some sort. I pictured somebody with a toboggan strapped to their face. And I said. I said, that's horrifying.
Ash
No, Donna. Toboggan.
Elena
Like, I'm laughing at this part of this because I need you to picture somebody with a toboggan. Like, the sled. I need you to picture to their
Ash
face a sled face.
Elena
Yeah, I need you to picture that
Ash
and then try to understand. I'm trying to look at the hat.
Elena
A toboggan is basically like a ski hat. I think so, yeah. I didn't know it was called.
Ash
And it's just like a beanie.
Elena
And when I saw it in the court documents, I was like, what the. And I looked it up, and I was like, oh, that's Funny.
Ash
Oh, it's because that's the hat that
Elena
you wear to go to toboggan.
Ash
Tobogganing.
Elena
See, that makes sense. Okay. See, it all makes sense. There you go. And later he would say, like, he would change his story with this. It was like a hat. A hat with eyes cut out, a hat with the mouth cut out. A how? Like, you know, like he would change
Ash
it up a lot.
Elena
Seriously, I think you killed your wife. He wakes up, he sees this person. He said before he could do anything, he was walloped with a piece of firewood. When he woke up because he knocked out, the stranger was sitting on him, cutting his legs with a knife.
Ash
That's ridiculous.
Elena
Just cutting his legs with a knife, that's ridiculous. He said he was knocked out again. And when he woke up, the stranger, the killer was gone. He checked Cheryl and this is when he said, I checked Cheryl and I laid my head on her chest and she had a heartbeat. So I ran to the payoff.
Ash
Previously, he said, you said you hadn't done anything.
Elena
Yeah. So meanwhile a detective, and they're noting all of these things. And meanwhile, a detective at the scene has called now and said that there was clearly no sourced entry and also that this was a very sloppily staged scene, in his opinion.
Ash
Yeah, I would say so.
Elena
No forced entry, no evidence of anyone else being there, and things that were even put in strange places, like they were trying to make it look like a scene. Furniture was just like weirdly overturned. Like things that wouldn't make sense. Yeah. This along with the brutality of Cheryl's injuries and his surface level scratches that he's claiming he got from a knife. It was clear something was off. Okay. So James Slippo was immediately told he was a suspect and soon after he was indicted on first degree murder for his wife.
Ash
Okay.
Elena
During his trial, some of the evidence that came out was it was discovered that 30 days prior to that, within 30 days before this, he had taken out a $100,000 life insurance policy. She was aware of this. Okay. Probably because she just thought like, yeah, going to murder her for that money. Right. Like a lot of married couples take these out. Yeah. But yeah, he had done it less than 30 days before that. He was also an overspender. Oh, she had complete control of the finances because he couldn't handle having control of the finances.
Ash
Yikes.
Elena
She would also, like, she took his credit cards away because he had maxed them all out and she like cut them up and was like, you can't have credit cards.
Ash
Oh my God.
Elena
Yeah. Like he was like, like ruining their finances. So she was like, she was trying to take control of it. Yeah. But also, Cheryl had recently accused Flippo of having an affair with a man who attended the church. Oh. So that had caused some tension in the marriage as well. So there was things going on bubbling under the surface, obviously, big time. Further investigation showed that Flippo wasn't just bad with money, he was a thief. Oh, no. He had stolen $12,000 from a fund that the church had set up to help us save sick child.
Ash
Oh, this guy is scum.
Elena
So he's just a piece of.
Ash
He's scum.
Elena
Yeah. Literally scum. So Dr. Irvin M. Sofer, a former chief medical examiner, testified that James Flippo's injuries were not enough to even render him unconscious.
Ash
I like that. He said that the killer was just cutting his legs.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
Which.
Elena
Like what?
Ash
Well, they literally. They were scratches.
Elena
They discovered that they were self inflicted. Yeah. Obviously, like, it was very obvious to
Ash
see, why would a killer just sit on top of you and cut your legs?
Elena
Because you can also see the direction where the scratches start and stop. And if he's doing it, it from his angle, it's clearly he's scratching his own legs. It's like, people are not dumb. People go to medical school for this. Yeah.
Ash
Get a grip.
Elena
And in the 911 call, like I said before, there was the discrepancy between him saying he didn't check to see if she was alive and then later saying he put his head on her chest to see to hear a heartbeat. Yeah, that's.
Ash
You would remember that.
Elena
That's a big deal. He later said that he had to use the payphone because his cellular phone was actually missing. That's why he was using the payphone that day. And he said he arrived at the. At the cabin and he didn't know where his phone was. That's why he had to use it right away to make that phone call
Ash
to the sick friend.
Elena
Sick friend. They found his phone, his cellular phone, in the fireplace.
Ash
Brother.
Elena
The roll of duct tape, you didn't even go throw it in the water? No, in the fireplace.
Ash
Like, I'm glad you're dumb.
Elena
Yeah. The roll of duct tape found next to Cheryl's body. Only James's fingerprints were on it. Investigators.
Ash
Man is a idiot.
Elena
Investigators also found that the blood that they had found on the bed was not there because of the attack. Someone had soaked up the blood on the floor and plopped it onto the bed to make it look like the attack had Happened there.
Ash
That's actually crazy that they could figure that out. Isn't that nuts? Yeah.
Elena
But a weird thing to do. Yeah. And that call he had said was to a sick friend was actually to Joel Bogus, who he baptized in the park a couple of days earlier.
Ash
Okay.
Elena
And that car outside the cabin?
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
That was also Joel's. He claimed he didn't recognize it. That was Joel's. Joel's had. Joel had let James borrow his car to go to the park that day, and he.
Ash
To just, like, he planned to say, my car was stolen, and a random man left his car here and then. And I also just happened to baptize him two days ago.
Elena
Well, that's. He's a friend, right? He's a literal friend. And Joel was like, I let him borrow my car because it's convertible. And I think he was, like, like, gonna be getting rid of it or selling it. So he had asked, like, oh, can I take the red convertible up to the park with Cheryl? Because I want it to be, like, a romantic weekend. And he was like, yeah, that's so
Ash
sad to think that she probably thought this was, like, a nice romantic that
Elena
they were gonna, like, try to, like,
Ash
rekindle, especially after they were going through what they were going through.
Elena
Yeah. James had also claimed that he had never been in the park, but we know that's not true, dude. And staff confirmed that he was there only two days earlier. They also spoke with witnesses who said that James claimed that this was a spur of the moment romantic getaway, not planned at all.
Ash
You did two days before.
Elena
He had not only made reservations two days before when he was baptizing Joel, but Joel said, he pointed out specifically cabin 13. This cabin, again, is the last in the row, very secluded. He was like, I want to stay there. Right.
Ash
Like, he, like, I wonder why now?
Elena
Also, that stalker we talked about was him. That was James.
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
I had.
Ash
As soon as you started, I was like, oh, that was him.
Elena
He sent them to scare Cheryl whenever she would get close to, like, catching him in all his. Or probably leaving, stealing money or claiming, like, anything to keep her on her
Ash
toes and, like, needing support.
Elena
Exactly. Now, there were some appeals, of course, and they tried to argue the police procedures, searching the crime scene for too long without a warrant kind of thing. They did argue this. Well, you can look up the court case, and they go, like, really obviously thoroughly into, like, each of the appeals and how they argued them. And it's pretty interesting, actually.
Ash
Okay.
Elena
His conviction, which was a life sentence without possibility of parole Good. Was upheld. Wow. Out of this. There was a Supreme Court ruling that came out that did limit the amount of time investigators can search a scene without a warrant. So something did come out of this. Now, the clearly cursed energy that is probably pretty Prevalent in Cabin 13 at Babcock State park is definitely. It's definitely been experienced by people.
Ash
Okay.
Elena
People say they see a woman standing in the window when the cabin is vacant. She just stares outside. And sometimes she's wearing a nightgown, like, just looking outside. And they see her sometimes walking through the woods. And they all report that she just has, like, a very sad, grieving kind of look on her face. Awful.
Ash
I hope that it's not Cheryl. I hope she's not stuck there.
Elena
I really don't want her to be stuck in that cabin. Yeah. Now, in the silence of the middle of the night, people will hear sobbing or moaning coming from the cabin, and it'll be vacant.
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
Some visitors hear a residual struggle inside the cabin. Like, almost like they hear thuds and crashing and thrashing. Like someone is in a fight in the cabin, but it's empty.
Ash
Oh.
Elena
Which feels like a residual. Like just reliving it. Which. Which I really hope that's not it.
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
Now, investigators have noted that when they came towards. This is interesting. When they come towards cabin 30 13, the whole hollow around cabin 13 feels. It just falls silent, like they've entered a void. Oh. They said all insects stop making noises. Animals don't make noise. Like, it's like. It reminds me of Aokigahara, the suicide forest.
Ash
And it's like the death.
Elena
How it just like, is like this womb of silence in there. And it feels very unnatural. It can feel very threatening. And it can. That kind of silence. Because it happens in a Kigahara a lot. It can with you psychologically. Yeah. Like we're just not meant to be that, I think, like, you know, devoid of any kind of sensory. Yeah. You know, But. But people who stay in the cabin report that they wake, and this is a report that happens a lot, that they wake up to see a shadow looming over them at the foot of the bed. Oh, yeah. Sometimes that gave me such a big
Ash
chill, just like a shadow.
Elena
And sometimes they see the shadow lurking in the corners of the bedroom. I don't like just like hanging out over there.
Ash
Nor.
Elena
And others said that they've been shook awake by something. And when they open their eyes, they hear a woman talking to them, but they can't understand what she's saying or she'll, like, ask for Help or be crying.
Ash
Oh, I have non stop chills right now.
Elena
They will also hear knocking at the door and no one is there when they go check.
Ash
Oh, I hate this so much.
Elena
And they hear someone creeping around outside and they'll look and no one's around. I saw one report where a family stayed there and they woke up a few times to someone banging on the door hard and hard enough that their father opened the door several times to like scream out there, go away. But no one was there.
Ash
Several times, brother, pack up your family. Get the out of there.
Elena
That's what I'm saying.
Ash
Several times on the door for the, like, that's. That's some strangers type.
Elena
Yeah, so that's. Yeah.
Ash
I don't like the banging on the cabin door.
Elena
I hate the banging.
Ash
What are you doing staying in cabins, Folks?
Elena
I have to ask. Don't stay in cabins like this, nay. Unless you're going to investigate. Cuz I would like to now.
Ash
I'm not staying there though.
Elena
Stay awake. Yeah, stay awake. Keep those eyes open. Red Bull. Oh, let's go.
Ash
Hello.
Elena
Hello.
Ash
Okay. Well, mine is significantly less sad and horrifying, to be honest.
Elena
I mean, that's good.
Ash
And some of my haunts are kind of funny, but some are scary.
Elena
Oh, I love it.
Ash
So there's haunts.
Elena
We get a mix of everything.
Ash
So mine's a hotel, and it's the Blenner has it hotel in Parkersburg, West Virginia.
Elena
West Virginia.
Ash
West Virginia. Because like I said, I saw you research in West Virginia and then I said, I would like to research West Virginia.
Elena
West Virginia. You.
Ash
So the Blennerhasset Hotel is one of the oldest hotels and it opened on May 6, 1889.
Elena
Damn, that's like as old as me.
Ash
No, it's older.
Elena
Not quite.
Ash
No, it's a little bit older. The hotel took six years to build and the whole entire project was managed by Colonel William Nelson Chancellor. The goal was to make this like the most opulent hotel in West Virginia.
Elena
I love when they have that goal.
Ash
They were like, listen, if anybody is traveling through this area, which there was a lot of travel at this time because it was like an oil boost boom and like a gas boom. It's was just booming.
Elena
Appalachia.
Ash
Appalachia. But they were like, if anybody is gonna come and stay here, they need to stay at this hotel and no other hotel in the area.
Elena
I think that's a. A pretty cool goal to be like, I'm gonna be it. Yeah, that's it.
Ash
Like the hotel.
Elena
And I love when they.
Ash
They have.
Elena
It's always the guy who says, this is gonna be the most luxurious, opulent hotel.
Ash
Yeah. I don't.
Elena
I want to say, like, go into it that way, but now I'm like, should you.
Ash
I think you should.
Elena
Like, sometimes it ends up poorly.
Ash
This is. This is good.
Elena
I think this is good. Yeah.
Ash
This is fine.
Elena
There's, like, fun haunts. Yeah.
Ash
He said, I'm not building a hotel. I'm building the hotel. And I respect that.
Elena
So this isn't, like, you know, tragic hauntings. These are like.
Ash
I mean, some of them were, like, a little bit sad, but nothing crazy.
Elena
I like that.
Ash
So it was built in the Queen Anne style, which was all the rage in the Victorian era. Picture ornate trims, towers, large stained glass windows. All of the above.
Elena
Get it?
Ash
Upon opening the hotel, it had the finest luxuries that anybody could have enjoyed at the time. Electric and gas lighting.
Elena
Get the out of here.
Ash
It was like this thing where, like, electric and gas were, like, working together to. To make electricity or some. They were collabing, and they were. They were working on a collab. And this was literally just one year after the city had, like, like, started transitioning over to using electricity. So this was a really big deal.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
It also had steam heating.
Elena
Whoa.
Ash
Both service and passenger elevators, which, like, that was huge at the time. Not having to carry all your suitcases up to your room was a big deal.
Elena
Hell, yeah.
Ash
And my favorite state of the art plumbing. Oh, I love good plumbing.
Elena
We love it when you can. In peace.
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
Yeah. You know.
Ash
Yeah, I do. Now. According to the hotel's website, guests could enjoy leisurely strolls through double parlors on the second level, one graced with an upright piano. A grand mirror stood in the lobby, shielded by a wire cage to deter any potential damage stemming from the lively streets below. A majestic central staircase spiraled through all five stories, overlooked by public restrooms on each floor, and offering Privacy in all 50 guest rooms.
Elena
I feel like we. We just don't make them like that anymore. We don't. We don't like that description. We don't see that.
Ash
Dare I say we make the ugliest
Elena
now, our buildings over here. I'm. I'm not speaking for any of you in any other place in the world other than, you know, but our buildings,
Ash
I'm like, they're ugly. Can we. And everything is just condos now. I just want.
Elena
I want it to be back to, like, ornate, intricate carvings.
Ash
Victorian era.
Elena
Like, you look at some. Some, like, cathedrals and shit in Like Germany and shit.
Ash
Oh, my God. There is one German cathedral in particular that every time I see it, I'm like, Elena has to go there.
Elena
Yeah, it's. Is it the Cologne?
Ash
Yeah, I think it is, actually.
Elena
I believe it is. It's the most gorgeous thing I have ever laid eyes on.
Ash
It's stunting.
Elena
Like, it's stupid.
Ash
It always. It always goes on tick tock to that sound that's like. And then they're like.
Elena
It's like the Ramstein or. Ramstein.
Ash
Yeah, that's an easier way to say it. That's an easier way to present the song.
Elena
Cologne Cathedral, I think, is one of the most gorgeous pieces of architecture I've ever seen in my entire existence.
Ash
Gorgeous. Also, look up a picture of this hotel because it's also very beautiful. So the hotel was named after Irish aristocrats Harmon and Margaret Blennerhassett.
Elena
Oh, I love that.
Ash
And they lived on this gorgeous island on the Ohio river, which is also now named Blennerhassett island after them. Now, Harmon and Margaret came to America from England for a couple of reasons. This was in 1796, and they had stirred up some trouble in England.
Elena
Oops.
Ash
One, because they were uncle and niece. Niece and also husband and wife.
Elena
Oh.
Ash
And two, because Harmon was advocating for Irish independence and his political homies were not trying to get arrested alongside him for that.
Elena
Oh, period. I'm just really focused on the uncle and niece of it all.
Ash
Yeah. Number two is not so bad. Number two is not bad at all. Number one bad.
Elena
But number one is really shaken me.
Ash
Yeah, I was shook.
Elena
Foreign.
Ash
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Elena
Oh no.
Ash
Aaron Burr apparently traveled to the island quite frequently to work on his military plans, which were like fucked up. Harmon was arrested twice in the US and financially ruined before he just eventually returned to England. But. But I mean, he still has a hotel and an island named after him. So I guess it all worked out. Now, they weren't the only famous people involved in the hotel's history. JFK campaigned there in 1960, and he stayed on two separate occasions in May of that year. Apparently he stayed in room 216 both times. At that time, 216 was the biggest suite that the Blennerhasse had had to offer. Now it was officially added to the U.S. national Register of Historic Places in 1982, and it has survived many famous feats. Fires, floods, renovation, and most importantly, what we're here for today. Hauntings.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
So let's start with what is said to be the most haunted room in the entire hotel.
Elena
This is the.
Ash
I think it's called the Cultnecker Suite, or Room 409. The Blennerhassett website alleges that this room is not just the most haunted hotel room that they have to offer, but they say it is considered the most haunted hotel room in the entire state of West Virginia.
Elena
Damn right.
Ash
Now, originally, this part of the hotel, the hotel was actually a separate building, which was the Kaltnecker building, built in 1889 by John Coltnecker of course. Of course. The first floor back then was used as a saloon originally.
Elena
Oh, yeah, it was.
Ash
And then it became a popular restaurant years later.
Elena
It wasn't until such a saloon. I fucking love a saloon. Oh, who doesn't love a swinging door?
Ash
Let's go.
Elena
Let's go.
Ash
Now. It wasn't until the 1985. 1986 major renovation that the buildings ended up merging. Now the suite is the only two story suite in the entire hotel. And it, it's marketed as being able to sleep 10 guests. Oh, so like paranormal investigation.
Elena
I mean, looks pretty good to me. You wanna. Yeah.
Ash
If you did investigate this hotel, this suite is one of the places that you would be most likely to come face to face with the man in the bowler hat.
Elena
Oh, let's go.
Ash
People describe seeing him as a completely solid figure. They will wake up in the middle of the night and see this man standing in their room. Completely solid figure, nicely dressed in early 20th century attire. And of course, a bowler hat. Of course, he mostly appears to people in the upstairs bedroom of the suite. And then he just vanishes like he was never there in the first place.
Elena
I kind of love that.
Ash
He's just like, hello, goodbye.
Elena
He's like, hello, do you like my outfit? Bye.
Ash
Do you like my hat?
Elena
That or no.
Ash
Now, most people say he's pretty harmless and like they, they just see him and then he's gone.
Elena
Cool.
Ash
But one woman, not so cool did report that she woke up in the middle of the night, saw the man, and that he held her down by her neck in bed and she was unable to move.
Elena
That's rude. Some would say that is not as cool as. Do you like my outfit?
Ash
Some people would say that's paranormal assault.
Elena
Yeah, I would say so.
Ash
I don't know what you do about it, but. But up. Now, no one's quite sure who exactly this man is, but because the hotel attracted businessmen during the oil boom in the late 1800s, people are like, he's probably just some kind of businessman. Like he's stuck there. But some people also think he could be Colonel William Chancellor, who's the hotel's builder. But he, the William Chancellor is more often accompanied by the smell or the sight of cigar smoke. Oh, people will just smell it, not see anything. But people have seen like little cigar smoke, like plumes. Yeah.
Elena
Oh, my God, that's cool.
Ash
And he's more often seen on the third floor mezzanine. So like, while he could be the man in the bowler hat. Yeah, I'm not so sure.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
Employees and guests have seen legit smoke rings coming out of his portrait, which hangs in the lobby.
Elena
Oh my God, I love that so much.
Ash
Like, imagine just sitting in the lobby and then you're just like. You just see a man. Blows. But he's a portrait. Now, during renovations, that portrait was apparently moved. And when the hotel reopened to get guests, one man had a crazy interaction. He was getting ready to climb into bed, and as he sat down, he felt an impression on the other side of the bed. But he was by himself, he thought. And he looked over and he said he saw an older man sitting next to him who just looked at him and said, I was here first. I love that a lot. What? And he thought that it was William Chancellor.
Elena
I love that.
Ash
Now, once the portrait was returned to the lobby, things seem to settle down a bit. But people checking out will recognize, like, they'll walk by the portrait and they'll be like, I saw that guy smoking a cigar in the hallway.
Elena
And you're like, yeah, you did.
Ash
And they're like, yeah, you did.
Elena
Yeah, you did.
Ash
But he's dead. And they most often report seeing him in a three piece gray suit.
Elena
Ooh, I like that.
Ash
So it's snazzy. Yeah. If you go to the Blenner Houset and you see a man walking down the hallway in a nice suit smoking a cigar, he's a ghost.
Elena
He's a ghost. And he was there first.
Ash
And he was there first. That's important to remember. Something else that happens in suite 409, just going back there for a second, is that guests will wake up in the middle of the night and hear furniture being moved around the room.
Elena
Oh, shit.
Ash
And they also will wake up to the sounds of a massive party. Like, it sounds like there's a party either in the room or like right next door.
Elena
Like Great Gatsby style parties.
Ash
Yes. Like 20s party. Now, one guest told WBOY News that he stayed in the room right next door 407, which apparently you can book 409 and 407 together and like you could open up a door and connect them. He was just in 407 and he actually booked it because he wanted like a quieter stay. But he woke up in the middle of the night and it sounded like people were having a huge party. So he was checking out the next morning and he told the front desk, like, what the hell was going on?
Elena
It's like, I booked that room.
Ash
Yeah, I booked that room for quiet it. And they were like, you were the only guest on that floor. Oh, yeah.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
That would me up.
Elena
Yeah. That would especially. Honestly hear I'm the only guest on that whole floor. I'd be like, what?
Ash
Yeah, I would hate that.
Elena
That would stress me out anyways. I'd be like, oh, my God.
Ash
I would hate that a lot. I mean, good to tell somebody upon checking out. Not checking.
Elena
Yeah, definitely.
Ash
The elevators, which were a huge deal in the. They never seem to open to the correct floor, though.
Elena
Sure.
Ash
A lot of times they open to the second floor, which is where guests most often report seeing what any good location has that is haunted. Oh, abroad. A woman in white.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
You're so close. Guests report seeing her dressed in all white clothing from the 20s or maybe the 30s. And they say she also wears a white cap pulled down to almost cover her eyes.
Elena
Ooh, mysterious.
Ash
Yeah, she is. And she's a beauty. A man once saw her and he thought. Thought that she was, like, alive, and he asked her to hold the elevator door for him, and she did. But then when he stepped on the elevator, there was nobody there.
Elena
Oh, damn.
Ash
He was like, no. That woman literally just held the door for me.
Elena
That would me right up.
Ash
But what he did experience was a, like, overwhelming smell of lavender perfume as soon as he got into the elevator. And a lot of people associate lavender perfume with sightings of her.
Elena
Oh, yeah. I like that. Right? What a soothing scent. Yeah.
Ash
I love lavender.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
Employees who work in the kitchen are said to be visited by a little newspaper boy.
Elena
Oh, my God.
Ash
He used to work at the old newspaper stand in the back. And he will pull on their clothing, and when they turn around, they literally see an apparition of him with his, like, little news cap in his messenger bag. I was like, that's an experience that I'd like to have.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
Now, there's a little bit of debate about who this next ghost is. Some people think that he's a sea captain.
Elena
Oh.
Ash
And others claim that he looks exactly like Harmon Blennerhassett.
Elena
Oh, damn.
Ash
Either way, the ghost is most often seen in the mirrors of the bar and the restaurant on the main lobby. He's just living, but always in the mirror.
Elena
Okay.
Ash
According to Haunted Parkersburg Tours, this is weird because the mirrors were fashioned from windows and doors from an old apartment building that was torn down in New York City.
Elena
Oh, interesting.
Ash
So it'd be weird if it was is blunter asset.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
Like, maybe it's more likely to be a sea captain.
Elena
A salty sea captain from New York City. Yeah.
Ash
Now, one place in the hotel that you Would assume would be quite peaceful, but is actually the complete opposite. Is the library, I would assume that. Which I love that they have a library.
Elena
Oh, hell yeah.
Ash
I don't know that I've been to a hotel with one.
Elena
I know.
Ash
Apparently, guests will just be chilling in library and they will suddenly hear the appalling sound of a woman screaming bloody murder.
Elena
Whoa.
Ash
Out of nowhere. Now, interestingly, there is a window in the corner of the library that used to be the door to the First national bank of Parkersburg. And years and years and years ago, there was a terrible accident where a tractor trailer lost control and crashed into that doorway.
Elena
Oh, shit.
Ash
And killed a woman.
Elena
Oh, wow.
Ash
So people think that it's like some kind of residual haunting from her being struck.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
Also in the library, people report seeing books being thrown from the shelves, chairs being knocked over out of nowhere. Lots of people get touched in the library. A lot of people feel like tapping on their shoulder. And then this one is just fucking weird. People will be sitting there just like chatting or reading, and all of a sudden they'll look at an ottoman, like, near them, and they'll see the fabric getting pulled up on the ottoman, but nobody's pulling it up.
Elena
What?
Ash
Isn't that fucking weird?
Elena
That's so weird and neat. It is super.
Ash
I don't think I've ever heard that in a haunting.
Elena
I've never heard that. No.
Ash
And I, like, I would just be still like, what the fuck is going on?
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
Now, if you want to stop at the Starbucks nearby to get a jolt of caffeine after that horrifying interaction, just know that ghosts might be lurking in line. Oh, they're pretty chill during the daytime hours. But at exactly 4am staff have heard a series of three knocks on the door beside the Starbucks box. And when they open it up, no one is there.
Elena
Why are they knocking on the door so early?
Ash
Like, are you open?
Elena
They're like, do you have the coffee brewed, please?
Ash
I need espresso.
Elena
I mean, I get it.
Ash
But then maybe they're just like, oh, sorry, it's too early.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
Now, also, what would a haunted hotel be without ghostly children?
Elena
Oh, yeah.
Ash
Guests hear giggling children all over this place.
Elena
Damn.
Ash
But the maids tidying up the hotel room seem to be the most familiar. They will be trying to put the toilet paper back on the holder, but the dispensers will just be spinning non stop. And they like, can't get the toilet paper.
Elena
Oh, my God.
Ash
And they'll hear kids laughing while it happens.
Elena
I was gonna say that's such a little kid thing to do. Yeah.
Ash
They've also seen children's footprints walking across comforters. Yep. During the holidays, it apparently sounds like the kids were singing along with Jingle Bells as it played over the hotel speaker.
Elena
Okay, that literally just gave me all the chills. I don't like that.
Ash
Here's the thing. This is a terrible fact about me, but it is a fact nonetheless. I fucking hate the sound of children singing.
Elena
You do?
Ash
Yeah, I just hate it.
Elena
It's spooky as hell.
Ash
That went. Jingle Bells.
Elena
Disembodied children's voices singing Jingle Bells. A whole bunch of that is honestly the scariest one to me.
Ash
I'd be like, can I get an early checkout?
Elena
Thanks. Yeah, that would fuck me up.
Ash
Now, here's the other weird thing with the kids. Women in particular will just, like, have this great night's sleep, and then they will wake up to the feeling of being kissed on their faces. And they say it feels like a child's kiss. Don't kiss me.
Elena
That's really cute, though.
Ash
Don't kiss me.
Elena
What if it's, like, a little kid, though, and they think you're his. Their mom.
Ash
I'm not your mom.
Elena
Because that's really sad is the case. Like, just, like, giving your mom a kiss. Kiss.
Ash
A mama kiss. I don't want a mama kiss.
Elena
I mean, I don't want a ghost child mama kiss.
Ash
I just want to wake up to my alarm.
Elena
I. Okay. The children thing is. Is a little unsettling.
Ash
Children think is the most unsettling.
Elena
Here I am like, this man in a bowler hat is just, like, materializing in your room sometimes choking you, and I'm like, the kids thing is a little unsettling. I hate that.
Ash
The kids are singing holiday music.
Elena
Hate that.
Ash
Like, where's the bowler guy?
Elena
The kids are giving me a kiss and singing holiday music. Hate that.
Ash
Please get out of here. Now. Finally, to end on my personal favorite paranormal report, here, the ballrooms are said to be the most haunted rooms at Blennerhassett, outside of room 409.
Elena
Good.
Ash
There are weddings, obviously, and, like, different events held in the ballroom all the time. And setting up for these events is always wild because, like, the staff will be setting, like, place settings and stuff. And if they turn around for a second, everything is completely rearranged.
Elena
Oh, shit.
Ash
And, yeah, and they'll, like, misplace things and look for them in a certain spot over and over and then look back in that spot after checking several others. And it will be in the first Place they looked, but this is my favorite thing on the planet. According to Haunted Parkersburg Doors, once when the employees were readying a room, a microphone was set up. That's when a cracking woman's voice came across the microphone saying, howdy, fellas. She just said, I'm ready for a good time. I love that woman. I love her a lot.
Elena
That's what you should do with your afterlife. You should jump onto microphones and be like, howdy, fellas.
Ash
People think that she might be a local madam, like, just, like, messing around with people.
Elena
She better be.
Ash
I was obsessed with that one. That's hilarious. But this is, like, a fully functioning, like, gorgeous hotel. They have spa and ship it.
Elena
I want to go.
Ash
I want to go, too. This is the thing. We'll go and check out your. Yeah.
Elena
Spot.
Ash
Cabin 13.
Elena
My horrific spot.
Ash
Yeah, we'll do a haunted investigation there, and then we'll stay at the hotel where things are chiller and funnier. And we'll just hope that children don't kiss us.
Elena
Yeah. I could do without the man in the bowler hat.
Ash
I'd be fine to see him as long as he didn't choke me.
Elena
Yeah. I don't want him to come anywhere near me.
Ash
Yeah. Please don't touch me. Please don't. But, like, you can show yourself.
Elena
Yeah. Yeah.
Ash
So that is the Blenner Hasset Hotel.
Elena
And that was a good one.
Ash
Your scary ass case.
Elena
Yeah, mine is real scary, but that's. That is haunted as hell. It is haunted as hell, and I love it.
Ash
I love that Aaron Burser made an appearance.
Elena
Aaron Burser. He's always. He's always showing up.
Ash
He is. People are going to be like, you know his name is Aaron Burr, right? Not bursar. We know it's Aaron Burr, sir, comma,
Elena
you know what channels then.
Ash
Yeah, of course.
Elena
So you got to.
Ash
All right, well, thank you so much for listening to our haunted tales.
Elena
We've been wanting to do one for a while.
Ash
I know it scratched the itch partially, but I think I'd like to do more.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
Let's do another haunted episode.
Elena
Yeah, we gotta do one soon.
Ash
Party. And in the meantime, we hope you keep listening, and we hope you keep it weird. But it's aware that you don't paranormally investigate these places because you would be missing out big time. And not so weird that in your afterlife you don't just yell, howdy, fellas.
Elena
I love it so much. I love it.
Ash
I love it. I love.
Elena
Sam sat.
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Hosts: Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart
Date: March 30, 2026
In this episode, Ash and Alaina take listeners on a “lighthearted nightmare” tour of some of West Virginia’s most haunted getaways—one chilling true crime tragedy at the infamous Cabin 13 in Babcock State Park, followed by ghostly happenings at the historic Blennerhassett Hotel in Parkersburg. Delivering their signature blend of creepy research, candid banter, and gallows humor, the hosts explore tales of murder, restless spirits, and even a few quirky hauntings, perfect for fans craving a double dose of real-life terror and the supernatural.
“We were craving a spooky ookie episode.” – Ash (07:41)
Speaker: Alaina (10:00–33:19)
“Why would a killer just sit on top of you and cut your legs?” – Ash (26:05)
“People say they see a woman standing in the window when the cabin is vacant… she just stares outside.” – Alaina (30:11)
Speaker: Ash (33:19–57:36)
“He said, I’m not building a hotel, I’m building the hotel. And I respect that.” – Ash (34:53)
Suite 409: “The Most Haunted Room in WV”
Paranormal Parties
The “Woman in White”
Child Spirits
“Here I am like, this man in a bowler hat is just, like, materializing in your room, sometimes choking you, and I’m like, the kids thing is a little unsettling. I hate that.” – Alaina (55:08)
“That’s what you should do with your afterlife. You should jump onto microphones and be like, ‘Howdy, fellas.’” – Alaina (56:26)
The episode perfectly balanced dark, real-life horror (the brutal murder case and subsequent haunting) with the gleeful weirdness and wit listeners expect from Morbid. No matter how grisly or bizarre, Ash and Alaina inject levity, empathy, and skeptical curiosity into every ghost story and true crime case. The show offers both a chilling exploration for haunted travel dreamers and an affectionate roast of America’s spookiest getaways.
Final Note:
Stay weird, but “not so weird that in your afterlife you don’t just yell, ‘Howdy, fellas!’” – The Morbid Team (58:06)