Mum,mum...MUM!

Mum, mum…MUM! Is a podcast brought to you by two 40 year old Scottish best friends and mums who want to rant and rave about all things affecting mums and kids that may seem trivial to some but major to others.Between them they have toddler twins, an independent strong willed primary aged lad and a hormonal teenage girl. One of the mums is ‘apparently’ batshit crazy, thrown together and mentally unstable. The other is ‘apparently’ more polished, more professional and is more calming and centered (well most of the time). For over 25 years these two have been inseparable and been in more than a few sticky situations than they care to remember.These 2 auld maws are going to moan about everything, from finding the right cup for juice, the cost of raising kids, softplay, the menopause to the most random stuff ever including nights out from back in the day!These two know only too well how much motherhood changes you. Gone are the days they used watch full box sets in a oney. Now they canny even watch an episode a night of anything. Gone are they days they used to be ready to hit the town for a night out that started at 4pm and finished at 3am and could be ready within half an hour on a Saturday. Now, they need 1 months notice to get childcare in place for a 1 hour lunch date.And finally, they have never pee'd, had a bath or slept alone EVER since any of their kids have been born! This also includes sitting on a full sized couch all to yourself, eating a full meal yourself, drinking a glass of juice yourself, putting shopping in a trolley or basket yourself or basically doing f*** all yourself every again without a loving pair of eyes or helping hands wanting to watch or help you. Would they change any of it? God no! But would they would change is everyone not telling them the truth about all the ‘wee’, ‘normal’ things that people don’t talk about. Everyday things that literally rip yer knitting and get your back up! Things that have the ‘bat shit crazy’ mum and the ‘professional’ mum both turning the air blur on the phone to each other on a daily or weekly basis!Join in the chat, get a giggle, they won’t judge and they NEVER SAY NEVER 😉