Podcast Summary: MBMBaM 740: Ten Percent Kissy Face

Podcast Information:

• Title: My Brother, My Brother And Me
• Hosts: Justin, Travis, and Griffin McElroy
• Episode: MBMBaM 740: Ten Percent Kissy Face
• Release Date: December 2, 2024
• Description: Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis, and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, they tell people how to live their lives, because they're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

1. Introduction and Product Promotion

Griffin McElroy kicks off the episode with his trademark humor, clarifying that the brothers are not real experts despite Travis's self-proclaimed title as a "sexpert." He also humorously notes that the show isn't intended for kids, giving a playful shoutout to the "cool babies" tuning in (00:00).

Travis McElroy then launches into an impromptu song, setting a whimsical tone before Justin McElroy formally welcomes listeners to the show as an advice show for the modern era (01:10-(01:24)(#)).

2. Travis’ Yogurt Line: Progert

The conversation swiftly shifts to Travis discussing his latest entrepreneurial venture: Progert, a yogurt line marketed as the first and only shelf-stable yogurt designed "for gamers by gamers," exclusively available at GameStop (01:37-(03:21)(#)).

Notable Quotes:

• Travis: "I'm taking this very seriously. I need to address some controversies surrounding" (00:21).
• Travis: "Progert is actually formulated for 18 up. If kids eat it, we don't know what will happen" (05:38).

Key Points:

• Mold Controversy: Videos surfaced showing mold in flavors like Sonic Strawberry Slam and Master Chief's Mango Madness. Justin criticizes Travis's initial joke about mold being part of a flood, but Travis insists the mold is intentional, claiming it contains penicillin to enhance gamers' health and gaming performance (03:02-(03:53)(#)).

• Licensing Issues: Travis asserts that he has personal connections with Sonic and Master Chief, implying that their likenesses were used with their approval. Griffin humorously disputes this, pointing out the lack of official licensing (04:10-(05:17)(#)).

3. Travis' Off Broadway Performance

Justin and Griffin delve into Travis' upcoming Off Broadway performance with the production titled "The 20 Sided Tavern." They discuss Travis's preparation and the nature of Off Broadway compared to Broadway, highlighting his solo performance without the constant support of his brothers on stage (07:09-(08:28)(#)).

Notable Quotes:

• Griffin: "You're there now when people are listening to this. Are you rubbing elbows with Jack?" (07:18).
• Travis: "I am the Jizzard, a sorcerer who is too potent" (10:00).

Key Points:

• Character Development: They brainstorm character ideas for Travis, with Griffin suggesting a sorcerer named "the Jizzard" who struggles with his own potency, reflecting their signature blend of absurd humor and creativity (09:03-(11:45)(#)).

• Performance Challenges: Travis expresses concerns about performing without his brothers' input, while Griffin offers humorous suggestions to help Travis stay in character and manage stage presence (10:06-(11:45)(#)).

4. Advice Segment: The 'Ten Percent Kissy Face' Incident

The main advice segment revolves around Justin receiving a text from his girlfriend which inadvertently caused him to partially mimic a kissy face when trying to thank his bus driver. Justin seeks advice on handling such social faux pas (16:13-(33:22)(#)).

Notable Quotes:

• Justin: "Instead of a thank you, I felt my lips start to purse up in a kissy shape. Oh, wow. I panicked and froze my lips and just walked off without saying anything to him" (30:38).
• Justin: "If you find your face going, mwah, the only shot you have is to just throw your right hand up and add the chef's kiss thing and just add a pin" (33:12).

Key Points:

• Human Error: Justin shares a relatable experience of accidentally displaying affection inappropriately, prompting a discussion on managing unintended social expressions.

• Humorous Solutions: The brothers offer a blend of practical and comedic advice, such as using gestures to mask the accidental expression or openly embracing the mishap with humor (32:37-(33:22)(#)).

Notable Exchange:

• Justin: "So crisis averted. But what if I had blown a kiss at the bus driver? What's the advice for after that?" (30:40)
• Griffin: "We have to handle these moments with grace and a bit of humor" (Throughout the segment).

5. Munch Squad Segment: Unusual Food Promotions

In the Munch Squad segment, the brothers explore bizarre and humorous food product promotions, including Pizza Hut’s new "Pizza Wine" and Baskin Robbins' "Cheese Board Inspired Ice Cream Turkey" (35:18-(43:45)(#)).

Notable Quotes:

• Justin: "Pizza wine... capturing the essence of your favorite slice at every sip" (36:00).
• Travis: "It's marinara sauce wine" (39:31).
• Justin: "Bitch." (41:58).

Key Points:

• Pizza Wine: Justin describes Pizza Hut’s limited-edition tomato-based wine intended to pair with their pizzas, humorously critiquing its concept and execution (36:08-(38:29)(#)).

• Cheese Ice Cream Turkey: Justin shares a press release about Baskin Robbins introducing a cheese-infused ice cream turkey cake, which the brothers mockingly deconstruct, questioning the practicality and taste (41:22-(43:45)(#)).

Discussion Highlights:

• Innovation vs. Practicality: The brothers humorously debate the viability of such novel products, emphasizing the absurdity and potential market reactions.

• Social Implications: They touch on how bringing such items to social gatherings could overshadow personal contributions and create awkwardness (44:13-(45:23)(#)).

6. Closing Remarks and Promotions

While the user requested to skip advertisements, intros, and outros, specific promotions about Rocket Money and Aura Frames are briefly mentioned towards the end (30:36-(32:27)(#)), along with announcements about upcoming shows and merchandise. However, these sections are typically skipped in detailed content summaries unless they contain pertinent content, which in this case, they do not add to the episode's main discussions.

Conclusion:

In this engaging episode of My Brother, My Brother And Me, the McElroy brothers blend their trademark humor with insightful (and often hilariously flawed) advice. From Travis' entrepreneurial mishaps with his yogurt line to navigating accidental displays of affection, and dissecting bizarre food product promotions, the episode is a testament to their unique ability to entertain while providing unconventional guidance. Notable moments include Travis' unwavering belief in his product despite obvious flaws, and the brothers' collaborative brainstorming that ranges from creative character development to absurd culinary critiques.

Key Takeaways:

• Embrace Humor: The brothers highlight the importance of laughing at oneself, especially in awkward social situations.
• Questioning Innovations: They encourage listeners to critically evaluate new products and ideas, balancing creativity with practicality.
• Sibling Dynamics: The seamless interplay between Justin, Travis, and Griffin underscores the value of familial bonds and diverse perspectives in problem-solving.

Notable Quotes:

• Justin: "If you find your face going, mwah, the only shot you have is to just throw your right hand up and add the chef's kiss thing and just add a pin" (33:12).
• Griffin: "Every teacher should have guns... Every teacher should be stronger than the people they're teaching" (25:19).
• Travis: "Progert is formulated for 18 up. If kids eat it, we don't know what will happen" (05:38).

This episode encapsulates the essence of MBMBaM—a blend of humor, advice, and brotherly banter that keeps listeners entertained and engaged.