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Griffin McElroy
The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
Travis McElroy
It's the start of something beautiful A small acquaintance has blossomed it's ripened into a precious friends I could have never seen what was coming for me Hangs at the skate park Hangs by the beach My life, it feels like it's better it's better with you My life, it's better it's better with you this is true it's better it's better with.
Griffin McElroy
Two.
Justin McElroy
It'S better with you okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. We'll try again. Nobody liked that one.
Griffin McElroy
It's not that nobody liked it. Let's unpack it. Let's unpack it. Let's take it out and unpack it.
Justin McElroy
Nobody liked it.
Griffin McElroy
It's not that. No one didn't like tummy buddy time or tummy buddy life.
Justin McElroy
My wife. I told my wife that we had done it, and she looked at me.
Unknown
Oh, the sadness, the energy from my wife was very much like, I'm trying so hard to support you in this, but I have to be honest.
Griffin McElroy
That was it. I'll tell you what, it. I don't think.
Justin McElroy
And then from there, the sort of, like, mind virus. I feel like those bad vibes from our wives emanated to, like, when we told people we pay to think we're funny.
Griffin McElroy
Yeah.
Justin McElroy
And they were like, I don't know.
Unknown
And then when we told. We told our staff, and they didn't like it either.
Justin McElroy
So I know he likes it.
Griffin McElroy
And then we did start to get a lot of sort of, like, anatomically correct sort of stomach stuff that.
Unknown
There's some forward discussions.
Griffin McElroy
There are some discussions that I would rather. I've actually worked pretty hard, I would say, to remove myself from. It's just that I don't think people got it. I don't think people. They say, tell me, buddy life, that doesn't mean anything. But then what I would come back to you with is, if it means nothing, maybe it means everything.
Justin McElroy
Here's what I. The only thing I'm sad about it is reopening. This is one I hate. I hate. Yeah, I hate that we all kind of knew that we had to try again. And that sucked. That sucked to get on this call knowing that we had to do it again and we had to start over. But the other thing that sucked is last night I had the idea of a cookbook called Tummy Buddy Tempters. And we would ask all of our podcasting friends to give us one great recipe, and it would be like a whole cookbook of Tummy Buddy Tempters.
Griffin McElroy
That's good.
Unknown
There's a precedent set five years ago.
Justin McElroy
Okay, sure, sure.
Unknown
I double named you.
Griffin McElroy
Oh, baby, this is not the I feel. No, we made this shit up. There's no rules, just right. And it's not sparking joy inside of me. Personally, I don't think it is for you two either.
Justin McElroy
So fuck it.
Griffin McElroy
It was two hours plus change of recording where we kept talking about how hungry we were and then we ended up picking Tummy Buddy Life. Do you think maybe those two things are Maybe one begat the other?
Justin McElroy
I'm following the theme though, a little bit. Cause like, dare to care. I am daring to care that nobody liked the theme. I'm daring to care about doing a better job, you know, with it on it.
Griffin McElroy
I care so much about this process that I'm willing to subject myself to it again in the span of about four days.
Justin McElroy
I think we should see Tubby Buddy Life for what it was. A cry for help from our stomachs, saying, please eat, Eat and try again. Please dare to care about your podcast and live the Tummy Buddy Life.
Unknown
I feel bad for everybody that rushed out to get their Tummy Buddy Life tattoos.
Griffin McElroy
Oh, you should have known. I'll say this also about the response we've gotten so far. We can handle the criticism. It's not the criticism. It's the people who jumped onto it so fast without recognizing. This is clearly first thought, not best thought.
Unknown
Well, not really first thought.
Griffin McElroy
No. There was two hours of generative sort of like process many other thoughts that went into it. Now, I'll start by saying this. I don't have any ideas.
Justin McElroy
Okay, interesting.
Unknown
What about 20 Honey Huns?
Justin McElroy
No way.
Unknown
Hold on. Back to pizza.
Justin McElroy
No way. Now. Go on now. Come on. Are we sure? Cause there's like one more chance. I feel like we could just be like, just kidding.
Griffin McElroy
It's Tummy Buddy Life. Yeah, it's not too late. This is cool. Cause now we're standing on a different cliffhanger.
Unknown
This is like a quantum point where.
Griffin McElroy
We could say, just kidding. Tummy Buddy Life rules, actually. And we're not about to do a part two naming of the year too long, two hour long episode.
Unknown
Okay, 20 Barney Fife.
Griffin McElroy
Now that we've let Ife into the room. 20 love my wife.
Justin McElroy
20 love my wife.
Griffin McElroy
No one took umbrage with the Ife with the. It would be very generous. That was not the problem at all. And we understand that the slant rhyme. People are into it and they accept it, which really, I think it's a whole new ball game. If we're letting if in there. Fill your life with laughter and love.
Justin McElroy
No. 20 un. Un under life. 20 under life. What lies below?
Griffin McElroy
Ooh.
Justin McElroy
20 underlife. What lies below.
Griffin McElroy
That's cool.
Justin McElroy
That's cool.
Unknown
20 afterlife.
Justin McElroy
I thought we didn't come up with that last time. This is good. We got all the bad stuff. Not last time. 20 underlife.
Unknown
20 afterlife.
Griffin McElroy
This year's 20 afterlife.
Justin McElroy
After now. Und. And und. Undy. 20.
Griffin McElroy
Oh, you're right. Undy.
Justin McElroy
20 United States now.
Unknown
Makes sense. Yeah.
Griffin McElroy
Yeah, for sure.
Justin McElroy
20 twenter life.
Griffin McElroy
20 hunting knife. Long and beautiful.
Justin McElroy
Long and strong.
Griffin McElroy
Long and strong. 20 pocket knife. Under. Und. Und. Und. Und.
Unknown
20 under.
Griffin McElroy
20 under. Hey, gang. And you listening at home, there's gonna be a lot of just sort of undulate a lot of just kind of like, sounded jazz.
Justin McElroy
You called out the thunder. Well, now you got it.
Griffin McElroy
By the end of this episode, you'll be praying for tummy buddy life. Dare to care. By the end of this episode, you'll be writhing on the floor in agony, praying for tummy buddy life.
Justin McElroy
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Griffin McElroy
A sweet so tummy buddy life would be.
Justin McElroy
That thief is bleeding out in the corner. You had your chance. It's a corpse. You don't get Tummy buddy life. You don't deserve it.
Unknown
20 pirate's life.
Griffin McElroy
Who und und unt unt unt unt unt unt.
Unknown
Why, Auntie 20.
Justin McElroy
20. It's a rhyming Auntie unt.
Unknown
20 honey knife.
Justin McElroy
20 honey life. 20 under knife.
Griffin McElroy
What's an under? You're really all about under. So maybe we should stick with that first and then jazz the life undy. I'm not. The problem with tummy life also is that there was going to be a lot of expectation of my tummy being out or my tummy being featured or paid attention to in any way. I don't want to turn the conversation towards my undies. I simply do not.
Justin McElroy
Correct. Yes. Fair. Fair.
Griffin McElroy
I simply do not.
Unknown
I would like to revisit 20 overdrive.
Griffin McElroy
I like 20 overdrive a lot.
Justin McElroy
But if we do that now, where's the episode? Do you know what I mean?
Griffin McElroy
Yeah, I could. I mean, it could just be part of this episode.
Unknown
I also made a question list.
Justin McElroy
20 over 5, you say?
Unknown
What?
Justin McElroy
You know what? I didn't think it was funny last time, and I still don't think it's funny, guys. Yeah, I'm sorry. It sounds like if you saw a poster of that and you saw us, like, revving engines, you would think that they, you know, they legally forced the kids in the hall to change their name or something. We were it just.
Unknown
20 thunder life time to strike.
Justin McElroy
Thunder life. We can't live up to this macho toad. This is what I'm saying. Overdrive. We can't. We're not overdrive, guys.
Griffin McElroy
There's fucking nothing about us. That. And can I tell you the hypocrisy of tubby buddy life? As long as we're shitting on it, yeah. I'm not going to have lunch with anyone this year.
Unknown
No. God, no.
Griffin McElroy
I don't want to do that. I can appreciate the, like, trying to have it mean something, make it mean something, but I'm not going to. I don't want to do that.
Unknown
20 cozy life. Live comfortably.
Griffin McElroy
Not an option for a lot of people. Not not doable.
Unknown
20 cottage life.
Justin McElroy
Wonder knife.
Unknown
Now there's not a knife.
Griffin McElroy
I rule them all.
Justin McElroy
20 wonder knife. Find your blade.
Griffin McElroy
What does find your blade mean to you?
Unknown
On the edge.
Justin McElroy
Yes. On the edge.
Griffin McElroy
Ooh.
Justin McElroy
On the edge is even on the edge of glory.
Griffin McElroy
On the edge is bad. Okay. On the edge means bad. Feels kind of cool. Like, it feels kind of cool to see that. 20 thunder knife. 20. 20 something knife on the edge. If we decide what that means and how it could be good for us.
Justin McElroy
I don't want people to make a thing out of bringing knives.
Griffin McElroy
Definitely.
Unknown
Thank you so much. God damn.
Griffin McElroy
What is it about this year?
Unknown
20 cosplay knife. Just for looks.
Griffin McElroy
What is it about this year where every word we come up with sounds so dangerous or so unappealing? Is it just this? Is it just I've. Is it just I've. I've. Do we step away from that entirely?
Justin McElroy
Is it the if is ife Strife Ives. Yeah. Knife Strife.
Griffin McElroy
Lot of people were pointing out that 25 is a quarter century. So something along the lines of 20 quarter. 20 quarter.
Justin McElroy
20 quarter.
Griffin McElroy
There's not a lot of words that rhyme with order, but what I'll tell you about 20 quarter is it frees us from the three syllable unnai. 20 quarter go to sil.
Justin McElroy
25 is jubilee. So maybe 20 self.
Unknown
20 butter knife.
Justin McElroy
20 butter knife.
Unknown
I'm on rhyme zone.
Griffin McElroy
Oh, we're all on rhyme zone.
Unknown
Oh, midlife. What about crisis? Midlife. 20 fish wife.
Justin McElroy
20 fish wife. What's that mean to you?
Unknown
20 putty knife.
Griffin McElroy
Stop saying different kinds of knives, please.
Unknown
We're not larger than life.
Griffin McElroy
20 larger. 20. 20 larger than life.
Justin McElroy
No, 20.
Griffin McElroy
25 or 20 quarter.
Unknown
20 switchblade knife. 20 pudding wife.
Justin McElroy
20 quart.
Griffin McElroy
20 quart. Okay. 20 quarter. Brick and mortar. This one means it's 20. 25. Go out to the store. Go out to. Instead of. This is a year against online shopping. This is a year against online shopping. This is a year where you go to brick and mortar. Business. Businesses.
Unknown
Okay. Quarter change. 20 change. Be the light.
Justin McElroy
20.
Unknown
Here's the thing, because we're changing too. We're willing to change the year name. 20 change.
Justin McElroy
20 quart.
Unknown
Be the light.
Griffin McElroy
20 quart.
Justin McElroy
20 quart. Be the change.
Griffin McElroy
20 quarter. Be the change. I hate coins so much.
Justin McElroy
Yeah. I don't want people to bring coins to our shows.
Griffin McElroy
Damn it, you're right. I don't want a bunch of fucking chains jangling around.
Unknown
Big water jug in the front. Have them put their coins in there. Let Paul deal with it.
Griffin McElroy
Keep the change.
Unknown
All paper bills.
Griffin McElroy
20 quarter flip. A coin flip a coin. Heads or tails?
Unknown
Make your own luck.
Griffin McElroy
20 quarter. Make your own luck.
Unknown
20 honeycorder. Change of beesness. There's something about beesness that's really getting me, Guy. I think beesness needs to be in there somewhere.
Griffin McElroy
Why? Why?
Unknown
Why?
Griffin McElroy
Why do you feel that way?
Unknown
Oh, because honey kind of rhymes with 20.
Griffin McElroy
Let's decide right now whether or not we're ever actually gonna do a honey thing.
Justin McElroy
Let's start there.
Unknown
Let's decide right now for the rest of the, like, decade.
Griffin McElroy
Decade.
Justin McElroy
Yeah, ever.
Unknown
I don't think we can make that call now.
Griffin McElroy
I don't know what. How actionable honey is. A lot of people are into beekeeping now, and I'm so.
Unknown
Jason Statham.
Griffin McElroy
Yeah. 20.
Unknown
Funny overdrive.
Griffin McElroy
20.
Justin McElroy
20 funny site.
Griffin McElroy
Welcome to the 20 funny site. Welcome to our web. Caught in our web. 20 funny site caught in our web. What?
Justin McElroy
Why?
Griffin McElroy
Like, you're on our funny site. Oh, I was thinking ght, like, funny site.
Justin McElroy
Yeah, it's like a funny site. Like, our show's a funny site.
Griffin McElroy
That's cool. I was thinking, like, S I t E, like an Internet website.
Unknown
Yeah.
Griffin McElroy
Yeah.
Unknown
That's what I got too.
Griffin McElroy
Can the year be a plug for our website?
Unknown
If we're gonna plug anything, I'm going back to maybe it could be C.
Justin McElroy
I T E and listeners can cite where Our episodes used to be funny. Like notation.
Unknown
20 like subscribe.
Justin McElroy
Yeah, 20 funny vibe.
Griffin McElroy
Vibe. We did.
Unknown
We did surf the funny 20 funny life.
Justin McElroy
Funny what? 20 funny wife.
Unknown
They're better than us. They would have come up with it already. Can we acknowledge that if our three wives are sitting here, I mean if.
Griffin McElroy
Any other combination of three human beings on the earth were sitting in our chairs, they would have come up with a thing by now.
Unknown
It wouldn't have been maybe the best or the right one.
Griffin McElroy
Someone made a chart, I saw it online, of how long it took us to come up with each year name and it really shook me to my core. Because 20 grifteen we came up with in the span of about 90 seconds. And it was at the end of the episode we forgot to do it. And then we just fucking blasted it out.
Unknown
Well, here's what happened. Here's. Let's look at that Griffin. Cause it used to be.
Griffin McElroy
What changed they used to make? I'll tell you what change.
Justin McElroy
Do you wanna know what it changed?
Unknown
They used to make years that had the different sounding things sounds in them. In them.
Justin McElroy
They didn't keep jamming 20 in there.
Unknown
Then we got to 20 and now all we have.
Justin McElroy
16.
Unknown
Used to be 16, 19, 70. And now it's just 21. 22, 23. Fucking boring.
Griffin McElroy
Sucks.
Unknown
Maybe we reset. Maybe this is the new year one.
Griffin McElroy
20X25 20xxv. Now wait, hold on.xxv is looking pretty good right about now, isn't it?
Unknown
25 is something.
Justin McElroy
Here's the rate. 20x25 is 20x2 because it's 2020, right? So 20x25.
Unknown
2025 looks like a collab between 20 and 25, right?
Justin McElroy
No, it would look like a cola. 20x2 space five.
Unknown
So 220.
Justin McElroy
Okay, here's. Okay, here's, here's, here's. We're gonna.
Unknown
Okay, here's the game.
Justin McElroy
We're gonna take turns. We're gonna go around.
Griffin McElroy
Oh, a game.
Unknown
We're good.
Justin McElroy
A game, a parlor game.
Griffin McElroy
Oh, fun. I love games. I love games.
Unknown
And a menace's cat.
Griffin McElroy
Does the game have anything with us coming up with a name?
Justin McElroy
There's three parts. 20, 25, right? 20, 25. What we're going to do is we're going to go in a round. One of us will say 20, then another one of us will say a word that rhymes with 20. And then another one of us will say a word that rhymes with five.
Griffin McElroy
And we'll just find this sounds, Justin, like what we've been doing Only putting way less pressure on you.
Justin McElroy
20. No, we'll take turns being the first.
Unknown
It's not always being great.
Justin McElroy
Okay, 20.
Griffin McElroy
20.
Unknown
Wait, so now I'm just rhyming five.
Justin McElroy
Well, you don't have to Griffin to set 20 again, so just say five, and we'll get that one out of our system.
Unknown
Five.
Justin McElroy
Okay, now you start, Travis.
Griffin McElroy
Okay, Ronnie Bunny, I'm already gonna stop this one.
Justin McElroy
Okay. All right, Sonny.
Griffin McElroy
We already did, son. And C, I'm gonna go ahead and stop this one too. I hate to dump all over the game Juice.
Justin McElroy
No, no, no, it's good, it's good. Let's just start with some 20s.
Unknown
Yeah, it's funny.
Justin McElroy
20S. 20.
Griffin McElroy
20.
Justin McElroy
What? Go ahead, you go.
Griffin McElroy
20.
Justin McElroy
Dunny.
Unknown
Isn't that a toilet? Okay, what about spending money?
Justin McElroy
No, I don't want to talk about money.
Unknown
Okay. Oh, bad news. That's a lot of the stuff that runs with funny. Okay, I know.
Griffin McElroy
20. This game sucks. This is the worst game I've ever played in my life. It feels bad to play it.
Justin McElroy
It was just a thought. Starter grind, though. We're not doing a honey thing. That we have agreed upon.
Unknown
I said honey. Punny with a P. Honey.
Justin McElroy
Nope. Don't think puns are fun.
Griffin McElroy
You guys are lost in the sauce. If you guys think at this point we can come up with also a good joke about 20 and a good joke about if or I've. Then you've not been listening for an eye. I don't want to espouse that necessarily.
Unknown
20. Open eyed.
Griffin McElroy
Is there a metaphorical knife? Is there a knife that's not tangible that you. Is there a type of knife you can't bring to.
Justin McElroy
There's no knife in this year's theme. I could say for sure we're not going to mention knives. I don't think we should have knives in there personally.
Unknown
That's. That's strong coming from Justin.
Justin McElroy
That's strong coming from me. I plan on talking about knives a lot. This.
Unknown
20. Pain and strife.
Justin McElroy
20. Pain and strife is so good, Trav. 20. No more strife.
Unknown
20. 20. Strive to thrive.
Justin McElroy
We have to keep making the podcast.
Unknown
We do.
Justin McElroy
The law says we can't.
Unknown
Mommy's alive. 20. Sleep deprived. 20.
Justin McElroy
Sun deprived.
Unknown
20.
Justin McElroy
Center life.
Unknown
20. More high fives.
Justin McElroy
20. Thunder life. 20. Thunder life. What about that?
Unknown
20.
Justin McElroy
Blunder life.
Griffin McElroy
20.
Justin McElroy
The sage is sleeping once again.
Griffin McElroy
Let me retire to my hermitage.
Justin McElroy
Let him rest. He sapped all his energy.
Griffin McElroy
Let me consult with the vapors.
Justin McElroy
Okay.
Unknown
29. 20s.
Griffin McElroy
20. 20. Cyber life changed the game. Cyber doesn't sound like it doesn't fucking matter. We're not going to make those 20 rhyme, Justin.
Unknown
29 to 5.
Griffin McElroy
That's just. I'm giving up on 20. Oh, I'm saying fuck. I'm saying fuck. 20. If we can come up with anything, anything, anything at this point, that is even. Just even remotely sounds like I continent. I'll be totally, totally fine with it at this point. And you just shit on 20. Cyberlife changed the game. Can you think juice about the. I wanna walk you through how actionable that would be for us. We're gamers already. We wouldn't have to do that much hard stuff. Everyone else listening at home would be stoked. They'd be like, I'd love a cyber life.
Unknown
20 cold as ice.
Griffin McElroy
I like where your head's at, Trav. I mean, not, not that one, but that you're willing to reach as far out as cold as ice, I think gets me excited.
Unknown
I'm going through the Alphabet.
Justin McElroy
20 underlight neon for everyone. 20 underlight neon for all.
Unknown
20 satellite.
Justin McElroy
20 satellite.
Unknown
20 guiding light.
Justin McElroy
Yeah, real religious. That's how I like it. 20 angel life. They're all around you.
Griffin McElroy
That'd be cool if we followed up. There's a mushroom God who's like hanging out and watching you and listening to your wishes too. Their angels are real and they are checking in nonstop.
Justin McElroy
20 angel. 20 angel life. There, all around you. Grunder.
Unknown
Huh?
Griffin McElroy
Fuck yeah, man. This is that good shit. This is what I'm talking about. There's not going to be words by the end of it. Just checking in with you. Listener at home. How's tummy buddy life feeling?
Unknown
23.
Griffin McElroy
I just want to check in with you at home. How's tummy buddy life feeling?
Justin McElroy
That'll be all right.
Unknown
Tummy all right.
Griffin McElroy
That was better than it was.
Unknown
Grab your pocket.
Justin McElroy
I hope it feels a million miles away because that's how far it is from you. You'll never have it again.
Griffin McElroy
20 drum and fife. Mark beat. 20 drum and fife.
Justin McElroy
Rat to tat tat.
Griffin McElroy
20 drum and fife. Get in formation.
Justin McElroy
Get in line. It's a hard. That's a bad, tough one. 20 wonder life. Look around.
Griffin McElroy
You don't. I don't know that if people looked around them, they would sigh contentedly and wonder life.
Justin McElroy
No, that's right. You're fair. I mean, I meta.
Unknown
I.
Justin McElroy
Philosophically disagree with you, but I understand your sentiment. 20 under knife. Fix it. And we all get a lot of surgery to every part of us.
Unknown
Going under the knife is what you mean?
Justin McElroy
Yeah, going under the knife. The problems I see with no problems I see at all. And it gets knives back in there. Wild event. It's better.
Travis McElroy
It's better with you.
Unknown
I want to talk about Warby Parker.
Griffin McElroy
Yes.
Unknown
I can see clearly now. The frames are here.
Justin McElroy
Oh my gosh.
Unknown
Right, like. Cause it's how it works.
Griffin McElroy
Yes.
Unknown
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Griffin McElroy
I'm wearing them right now. These are the Chamberlains. Gotten a lot of compliments on these puppies.
Unknown
There you go. You look classy as hell, Griffin.
Griffin McElroy
Thanks, buddy.
Unknown
You're welcome. So get started with the Warby Parker's virtual try on. You can try on glasses and sunglasses, seeing the realistic color, texture and size of each style right from home right now or head over to warbyparker.com mybrother right now to take your home. Try on quiz and pick five pairs of frames to try on at home for free. That's warbyparker.com mybrother warbyparker.com myBrother I don't know.
Griffin McElroy
We're recording this after we finish recording the episode because you can't interrupt the flow. I don't know where you're hearing this right now, but we do need to send out a lot of letters about the new theme name that we do come up with. And I am not trying to lose my fucking shirt over that.
Justin McElroy
Luckily, you gotta save a little money.
Griffin McElroy
Luckily. I have stamps dot com. I own stamps dot com.
Justin McElroy
Whoa, perfect.
Griffin McElroy
You can own stamps dot com too by going to it. And then it's like it's your part of you and part of your life. Cause they make it so.
Unknown
Oh, you own it. Like connection to it. Not like any kind of legal ownership.
Griffin McElroy
No, you can't make decisions for the company.
Unknown
Yeah, you can't own a company.
Griffin McElroy
But when you have a website on your computer, it's like you have it.
Justin McElroy
It's true. Like you're participating in it.
Griffin McElroy
Exactly.
Justin McElroy
Part of the magic.
Griffin McElroy
Stamps.com handles all your mailing and shipping needs wherever, whenever. That was in the ad copy. And I thought it would Be fun to do like a Shakira thing, but I don't think it was good.
Justin McElroy
Okay, I'm just all chuckled out, but I like it.
Griffin McElroy
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Justin McElroy
Also, if you are in Florida, we are coming for you. February 20th, 21st and 22nd. Those first two dates.
Unknown
Coming to do a show. Important that we're not coming for you in a threatening way.
Justin McElroy
No, in a fun way. February 20th and 21st. We're doing a Bim Bam and Taz for the first time ever live in florida in Tampa. February 22 is Ma Bim Bam in Jacksonville. Tickets are going to go on sale. Well, they're already on sale, so you can go get them right now. Go to Bit Ly McElroy Tours, our.
Unknown
Clubhouse series streaming series on YouTube. We're back. We're doing episodes we just did as of recording this yesterday. An hour and 45 minute long book report on Yellowstone season one.
Griffin McElroy
We've been doing a lot of jumbo eps lately.
Unknown
Yes, we have. Absolutely. You can go check that out. Just go to McElroy family on YouTube. Also there we talked about we're doing a Miggy Plush with youtoos. It's available for two weeks starting on January 14th. If you go to M I G G Y O U T O you will be able to order yours. There's a giveaway happening with that too. So go get that.
Griffin McElroy
Enjoy the rest of the episode. We'll get there. Trust the process.
Unknown
Okay, I've got here some words of the long. I sound great.
Griffin McElroy
Fuck it. Just go black.
Unknown
Just blast me. Read these out.
Griffin McElroy
Blasphemy.
Unknown
Ice bike. Bite. Dice.
Justin McElroy
20 wonder.
Griffin McElroy
Okay, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down.
Justin McElroy
Okay, wait, how's 20 wonder bike?
Griffin McElroy
20 hover bike.
Unknown
Huh? 20 tandem bike.
Justin McElroy
No, it's not even close.
Griffin McElroy
Okay, start over. Ice. I don't like bite.
Unknown
Dice. Dime.
Griffin McElroy
Dice. Dice.
Justin McElroy
No.
Unknown
Dive.
Justin McElroy
Stuff.
Unknown
File. That's not it. Fine. Fire. 5. Hide. Hike. Higher. Hive.
Griffin McElroy
Hike.
Unknown
20. Take a hike.
Justin McElroy
20 wonder hike.
Unknown
Now.
Justin McElroy
20 wonder hike.
Griffin McElroy
Nature's all around you. Is it wander?
Justin McElroy
20 wander hike.
Griffin McElroy
Get lost.
Justin McElroy
It's with an A.
Griffin McElroy
20 wander. 20. Wander hike.
Justin McElroy
I don't want somebody to die trying to do this.
Griffin McElroy
Yeah.
Unknown
Kite lice. Life like lime line. Live mice. Nice.
Justin McElroy
They're going too fast. I can't think this fast. Wonder mice.
Unknown
You say wonder mice.
Griffin McElroy
Justin has to say wonder before all these. Travis, you didn't let him do Omega.
Justin McElroy
H. Rafael, do the list again. But just add wonder.
Unknown
Wonderbike, wonderbyte, Wonder Dice, wonderdyme. Wonder Dive. Wonderphile. Wonder Fine. Wonder Fire. Wonder five.
Justin McElroy
Okay, you have to stop now. We are just naming a tech startup and I can't name it.
Griffin McElroy
It does feel like I'm trying to come up with a wise with a name for a fictional company.
Unknown
Smile. Wonder Smile.
Griffin McElroy
Cool.
Justin McElroy
Wonder smile.
Unknown
So far, 20.
Justin McElroy
It sounds nothing like 25.
Griffin McElroy
20. Big grand prize. Are these the worst bits? The silence. Are those the worst bits for you guys?
Justin McElroy
Can I say why they're the worst? Because there is always a bit of me, and it's the part of me that I've been trying to kill. There's a part of me that hopes that one of us is about to bust through the silence with an absolute Alzheimer's.
Griffin McElroy
It's gotta come eventually. It's gotta come out.
Justin McElroy
Yeah, we knew it did last time, but we just were so hungry we had to stop.
Griffin McElroy
But the jokes.
Justin McElroy
Guess what?
Griffin McElroy
Doing an afternoon record. I already eated my lunch. Yeah, I won't be hungry for a long time. I got a lot of podcasts.
Unknown
I got Calzone Power. Time to tithe. Pay the piper.
Justin McElroy
We should just call it 20 blunder guys at this point, because that's what we are.
Unknown
20 tired guys.
Justin McElroy
20 blunder guys.
Unknown
20. 20 knife. 400 blades.
Griffin McElroy
400 blades is cool. Too much math. We obviously can't do anything on the list from the first episode, but there's a lot of stuff on the list from the first episode that if one of you just said it spontaneously now, I would be like, yeah, absolutely. 2020. Try to ramp it up.
Justin McElroy
But we can't. I do think it is fair that we. We must have some.
Unknown
It just feels like at this point we're living 20 ticket dive. They can't all be winners. I feel like that's the spirit that's being embodied. And yet our refusal to accept that there's something to.
Griffin McElroy
I don't want to encourage people to fail. But what has been personally transformative, a revelation I've had in my adult life, is that I oftentimes succumb to all or nothing thinking. And that can stop progress. Right. It can stop you from even trying something because you don't know if you're going to be the best at it or the shittiest person in the world at it. That's not how it works. But that's the kind of trap your brain likes to get you in. Something along the lines of a 20 take a dive. That does sound like I'm encouraging people to fail. But they all can't be winners. Is not a terrible sentiment to get out there.
Unknown
Well, what I like about it is it's both take a dive as one might throw a match, but also like dive in.
Griffin McElroy
Jumping in. Yeah.
Justin McElroy
Take it. That's why I thought 20 dive. 20 take a dive. I meant to do that. And also you get Urkel in there.
Griffin McElroy
Did Urkel say I meant to do that?
Unknown
That was always the follow up. Did I do that? Yes. Oh, I meant to. Sorry. They usually cut. That was the second part.
Griffin McElroy
He was always really comfortable.
Justin McElroy
Who said I meant to do that?
Griffin McElroy
Which sitcom character said I meant to do that?
Unknown
Uncle Jesse.
Justin McElroy
Yeah. It was like a quote.
Griffin McElroy
Tim the Tool Man Tailor.
Justin McElroy
No, Pee Wee Herman. Sorry. That's what I was thinking.
Griffin McElroy
20 cool Tool Time. 20 cool Tool Time. 20 Cool Tool Time.
Justin McElroy
Under Hunter's Fife. Hunters 5 Under Hunters 5 Under. Under. Under Undy.
Griffin McElroy
Sunder. Dumb Sunder Time.
Justin McElroy
This isn't a podcast at this point. Right?
Griffin McElroy
That's okay. It doesn't need to be. And don't you. It's the second guessing that's actually slowing us down.
Justin McElroy
Read the list again. Griffin. From last time. Just read the list again.
Griffin McElroy
20 Honey High. Back to business. 20. It's alive. Rebuild the monster. 2045. Welcome to the future. Pretty cool.
Justin McElroy
Okay.
Griffin McElroy
Thunder Force 5. The Omega Continuum. 20. 20 Knives 400 blades. 20. Joni Ives, by the way.
Justin McElroy
Hold on now. Wait. Now listen. Hold on. If we were to take the theme 2045 at this point, then all we would have to do is pledge that in 2045 we'll do.
Griffin McElroy
Tell Me Buddy Life.
Justin McElroy
Buddy Life. Right. It's just a clean swap. Right. So it's not even like rebalancing. It's just like.
Griffin McElroy
Yeah.
Justin McElroy
The year theme for this year was 20. You know. Tell me Buddy Life. And we'll just send that to 2045.
Unknown
Looper.
Griffin McElroy
Right.
Unknown
I think.
Justin McElroy
And then we'll take the. The year theme. 2045.
Griffin McElroy
Yeah.
Justin McElroy
For this. For this year. 2045. Welcome to the future. We'll do that now.
Griffin McElroy
Yeah.
Justin McElroy
And we'll just send the next one. 20 years into the far flung future.
Unknown
Now, I like that part of it a lot. Where we're kicking this can down the road. 20 years.
Justin McElroy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Griffin McElroy
I will say, it does sound sort of like a celebration of the 45th President of our United States of America. Which I'm not wild about.
Justin McElroy
No.
Unknown
Why not 2085?
Justin McElroy
2085.
Unknown
2095.
Justin McElroy
Because 40 sounded closer to 20, but I see what. I do see what you're saying, Trav.
Unknown
If we're gonna go to the Future, why just 20 years? That wouldn't make for very fun costumes.
Justin McElroy
We will not. I think, Trav, there's some problem.
Unknown
2055.
Justin McElroy
Mine felt 2055. Maybe, you know, clean living.
Unknown
50 sounds like more. Justin, that's 70. Like, it's not that much.
Justin McElroy
I like to keep my expectations low, you know.
Unknown
55 sounds more futuristic.
Justin McElroy
50, 55.
Unknown
Sorry, what was that?
Justin McElroy
55. It's too E. If you can't have.
Unknown
Another E. I didn't realize it sounded so Italian.
Justin McElroy
Bunty runty, runty dive, Blunty die.
Unknown
Then why not 3025?
Griffin McElroy
Fuck yeah. Why not 6000, 219?
Unknown
20 cyber5.
Griffin McElroy
20 cyberlife. The game has changed.
Unknown
Well, cyberlife, welcome to the Future still works. But I don't want to sound like we're embracing AI.
Griffin McElroy
That is what.
Unknown
Circle of life.
Justin McElroy
20 we're alive. No bots, only dreams.
Griffin McElroy
Hmm. Real dreams only. So just to summarize, 20 in your life, real dreams only.
Justin McElroy
I'm sorry, did you say 20 in your life, real dreams only.
Griffin McElroy
20 in your. Be in, like, be in your life. Real dreams only.
Justin McElroy
You have to have something. There's nothing of substance. Something for me to. There's nothing with chew or depth.
Unknown
20 human life.
Griffin McElroy
20 thunder's cry.
Unknown
20 thunderstrike.
Griffin McElroy
20 thunderstrike. Hmm. Thunder doesn't really strike, though, does it? It's the sound. No.
Justin McElroy
20 Thunder Wife.
Unknown
I already said Thunder Wife, and no one reacted to it at all.
Griffin McElroy
Just don't know what a Thunder Wife is, I guess.
Unknown
You know, like, if you married Thor.
Griffin McElroy
I guess so.
Unknown
20 lightning strike. 20 thunderbike.
Griffin McElroy
That's cool. It's not gonna be it, but I'm glad you said it because it's cool. It's cool thing to think. Like, I'm so tired right now, but sometimes we're saying stuff that's, like, cool to think about. Like something like a Thunderbike.
Unknown
What. What about if the your name is just. What is Thunder Bike?
Justin McElroy
Can I say the reason I like this is because I was thinking about the posters that we would have at live shows and how, like, everyone would just be us on a Thunderbite.
Unknown
That's cool.
Griffin McElroy
That's cool. Is there anything to. Hey, let's just take a second. Just as a joke. It's kind of cool to think about yourself on a Thunderbite.
Unknown
It really is.
Justin McElroy
Right? Yeah.
Griffin McElroy
And. And maybe it's something like if you get scared, if the ear makes you scared, you think about yourself on a bigger.
Unknown
Not a motorcycle, but like a bike. Like an actual bike. Like a bicycle.
Griffin McElroy
Yeah. And so, like, what's actionable about it is it's like when you get scared, you can think about the thunder bike, and then you'll feel a little bit better and it's yours, but only in your imagination.
Unknown
If we went 20 tandem bikes, people could draw it as a thunder bike if they wanted to. But 20 tandem bike in this together. Picture the three of us in, like, old timey, like straw bones.
Griffin McElroy
Tandem bike's not gonna make you stop being scared when you. Yeah.
Unknown
Cause you're not alone. I'll pedal for you if you need me to. We're going downhill. You're not on that bike alone. I'm there with you, buddy.
Justin McElroy
Mm. 20 thunderbikes.
Unknown
Tandem thunderbikes.
Justin McElroy
20 thunderbikes. Demand abundance.
Griffin McElroy
Demand abundance is what you want more of.
Justin McElroy
20 Thunderbikes is so many, right?
Griffin McElroy
Yeah.
Unknown
Almost too many. Cause you only have the one set of legs.
Justin McElroy
Expect abundance.
Unknown
Expect abundance.
Griffin McElroy
Expect abundance.
Justin McElroy
Oh, recognize abundance.
Unknown
20. Recognize.
Justin McElroy
20. Rector, guys.
Griffin McElroy
20. Number spike. A big bump in the. In the tally. Bump in the number 20. Number spike. Bump in the tally.
Unknown
20. How time flies.
Griffin McElroy
20. No goodbyes.
Unknown
Why don't we just call this. This is the last year I'll make the show 20. Last goodbye, and we'll just. We're never doing the year nameing again.
Griffin McElroy
This is just an off year for us, Trav. Next year we're gonna crush.
Justin McElroy
Remember when we talked about Blunty for, like, a long time?
Griffin McElroy
Yeah. What's Dundo? Don't change the subject. You can't just say Dundo. Who do you think you are?
Unknown
Like, you said Dundo like it was a conversation.
Griffin McElroy
What your job is. What do you think your job is, Dundo?
Unknown
Like it was gonna spur us all on.
Griffin McElroy
You just said Dundo, and then you really quickly.
Unknown
Sorry, babe. It's gonna be a little while before I can record shmanners. We're still working on the year we went back. We dove back into it.
Justin McElroy
I thought I was about to say. Okay. I was about to say Dundo Kive. And then I thought, that sounds like.
Griffin McElroy
A Star wars character.
Justin McElroy
Yeah. So I said half of it. Before I could stop myself from saying Dundo Kive. I just said Dund Dundo.
Unknown
Uh huh.
Justin McElroy
And then I stopped. And that's the story of what happened with Dundugkive. And someday you'll be reading a Star wars almanac about Dundo Kive.
Griffin McElroy
20 jumbo wife. My husband.
Justin McElroy
20 jumbo jive.
Griffin McElroy
No, no.
Justin McElroy
20 gunner knife. Just want to get it out. You guys keep thinking about 20 Thunderbike. I don't know why you keep making me bring that back up, man. It was pretty good, I guess I feel like I'm recording this to myself at this point. Well, a little bit, because I feel like there's not a part of us. Can I say the problem is that. Okay, seriously, look at me for a second. Engage me.
Griffin McElroy
I'm here, baby.
Justin McElroy
Part of the problem is that we are just spouting things but not building. We're not building. And nothing can get momentum. Just saying it. We got to explore some of these ideas to say, see if there's anything there just to like, bat it around a little bit, you know what I mean?
Unknown
Just to so, like, ride the Thunderbike charge ahead.
Justin McElroy
Hmm.
Griffin McElroy
Now wait, Juice, this is interesting because you're trying to. You're saying a thing to try to help me and Travis, and it's to help us do our best and make our best. So is there a year name in that? In what you just said?
Justin McElroy
How do you mean?
Unknown
Like, like a tandem bike work?
Griffin McElroy
20. 20.
Justin McElroy
20 wonder bike. There's.
Unknown
I feel like, Justin, you want the undo feeling so bad that you refer to. And you refuse to engage.
Griffin McElroy
You also want bike. And. And that's. You can't have both words, man.
Unknown
I just want you all to picture the three of us riding a tandem bicycle and tell me it doesn't fill your life with joy.
Justin McElroy
Tandem bike 25. There's just no. I mean, maybe meter, but that's about it.
Unknown
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that we had such an abundance.
Griffin McElroy
We're so close. We're so close. I can tell that we're so close. But if we get nasty with each other now when we're so close, it will have been for me.
Unknown
You're right. You're right, you're right. I apologize.
Justin McElroy
Tony Underground. 20 Thunder Crimes. 20 Thunder, guys.
Unknown
20 Thunder Time.
Justin McElroy
Thunder Time. 20 Thunder Time.
Griffin McElroy
20 Thunder Drive.
Unknown
Go on.
Griffin McElroy
I am speed.
Justin McElroy
What? Say it again.
Griffin McElroy
20 Thunder Drive. I am speed built for fear.
Unknown
20 Thunder Drive.
Griffin McElroy
20 Thunder Drive faster than fear. Faster than fear.
Justin McElroy
20 Thunder Drive faster than fear.
Griffin McElroy
Like you're driving into the storm. Oh, wait, a thunder drive. A thunder drive is like you're driving into the storm. Yeah, a cool storm chaser type if you will.
Unknown
Chase the storm, ride the lightning. No, I don't want 20 Thunder Drive into the storm.
Griffin McElroy
Into the storm. Faster than fear. Hit, like, way better than anything we've said, guys, so far.
Justin McElroy
20 Thunder Drive faster than fear.
Griffin McElroy
Does that just mean not be afraid? Like, don't be afraid?
Unknown
No, it's okay to be afraid. You just have to move faster than your fear.
Justin McElroy
Okay.
Unknown
Don't let fear stop you.
Griffin McElroy
There's a storm in front of you.
Justin McElroy
It's making scary noises.
Griffin McElroy
It's not here yet.
Justin McElroy
No, but you know that no matter how little sense it makes, it's harder for the lightning to hit you if you're moving. You're gonna drive faster than fear. You're gonna drive through the storm, through the lightning, through the thunder. Unless you've been advised not to by authorities. You know what I mean?
Unknown
You know, a trusted source. But this is mostly 20 thunder drive faster.
Justin McElroy
Faster than fear, but within reason.
Griffin McElroy
But if the government says a trusted soul.
Unknown
How about I said a trusted soul.
Justin McElroy
20 Thunder Drive faster than fear. Within reason.
Unknown
There's an asterisk. Faster than fear.
Justin McElroy
Right? Asterisk within reason. You know what makes me happy?
Griffin McElroy
What? 20 Thunder Drive faster than fear.
Justin McElroy
Yeah, it's that we have. It taken us 45 minutes to get here.
Griffin McElroy
Yeah.
Justin McElroy
There's no way we would have recorded for three solid hours. No, it just so happens that this one took three hours to come out. You know what I mean? Like, it just took this long to get here.
Griffin McElroy
What are you going to dress as? What are you guys going to dress as for 20th, probably, Glenn.
Justin McElroy
I mean, there's like a. I don't.
Griffin McElroy
Know that that'll hit from Twisters.
Justin McElroy
Yeah, I'm into it, dude. Yeah, for sure.
Unknown
More like a full racing suit.
Justin McElroy
Racing storm. Man, we got to hurry up and tell McKay before she draws anything else with the old theme on it, because I think everybody's going to be pretty excited about this one. Now, is the asterisk within reason canonical or is that more of a vibe? Cause I do like the idea of every post has an asterisk has an asterisk. You know, just sort of let me.
Griffin McElroy
Google Thunder Drive and make sure it's not like a new racist truck.
Justin McElroy
A new electric racist truck.
Unknown
Is that a truck? For racist or is racist?
Griffin McElroy
The truck is racist. All right.
Justin McElroy
Thunderdrive.com Looks like it's just being squatted, which makes me feel pretty good.
Griffin McElroy
Yeah, but there is a. There's a cloud based technology company.
Justin McElroy
Oh, whatever. Well, I don't care about that. Yeah, baby.
Griffin McElroy
It's not the best reviewed.
Unknown
Good.
Justin McElroy
Well, that's fine. We're not gonna use them. That's all the more reason for us to use the name. There's no confusion because we crush it every single time. Except for this time.
Griffin McElroy
20 Thunder Drive faster than fear. What are we telling people?
Unknown
We just explained it to you, Griffin.
Justin McElroy
We explained it to you already. Yeah, yeah. You're gonna move faster than your fear.
Griffin McElroy
Yeah, right, Definitely. I get that. You gotta go faster than your fear. What does that mean?
Unknown
It means don't let fear stop you. Like, if you sit there and think about all the reasons not to do something, you'll convince yourself not to. You need to move before that fear hits.
Griffin McElroy
Okay, that's cool. That kind of gets back to the all or nothing thinking.
Unknown
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Griffin McElroy
It's the. I don't want anyone to do anything dangerous. Because sometimes fear can be a good.
Unknown
It's not faster than reason.
Justin McElroy
Sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage. Do you know who said that?
Griffin McElroy
Lee Harvey Oswald.
Justin McElroy
Matt Damon in We Bought a Zoo.
Griffin McElroy
He's living faster than fear in that. You know what I fucking like faster. This is more applicable to me than. I'm afraid of something. So let's rush right into it.
Unknown
This is move faster than it could just be. Move before the fear hits.
Justin McElroy
I'm not thinking yet. You can't get scared if you're un.
Unknown
You can't let the fear sink in. It'll stop you. You have to move faster than fear.
Griffin McElroy
But don't use this to do anything shitty.
Unknown
Not faster than reason or morals.
Justin McElroy
Now that's why. Asterisk within reason.
Griffin McElroy
I don't know that we can do a subtext. I don't know if we can do a P.S. to our.
Justin McElroy
Yeah, I mean, it could be acknowledged or implied.
Unknown
There's an implicit asterisk.
Griffin McElroy
Can we just put 20 Thunder Drive faster than fear asterisk, but not explain. Like, come to us if you want to know what the asterisk is. Yeah, but canonically that asterisk is.
Justin McElroy
But it's too long. But like, you get it.
Unknown
Like, clearly there's more to it. That's what the asterisk is.
Justin McElroy
There's more to it.
Griffin McElroy
Thunder Drive. I'm Living faster than fear. I'm living faster. I'm just thinking about saying this. Yeah, I'm living faster than fear over here. Matt Damon was living faster than fear when he bought his zoo.
Unknown
Feels good.
Griffin McElroy
It's a bad idea. And if he had stopped to think about it for more than a second.
Justin McElroy
Is it.
Unknown
I haven't seen the movie Griffin, but I assume it doesn't end with him going, I wish I hadn't bought that zoo.
Justin McElroy
It sucks.
Griffin McElroy
Can you see a situation where someone.
Justin McElroy
It ends with him getting trampled by 30 impalas.
Unknown
Exactly. So straight. And then whoever else is in the movie goes, I guess those weren't tame impalas. And everybody laughs.
Griffin McElroy
He was faster than fear. But not faster than those 30 impalas who trampled him. Is there going to be people who send us emails like, hey, I robbed a store because I thought I was being faster than fear.
Justin McElroy
The McElroy brothers are not experts and their eyes should never be followed. Done. Done.
Unknown
Also, I think that one should examine their life if the only thing stopping them from robbing a convenience store is.
Griffin McElroy
Fear and nothing else or three chuckle fucks giving a great name for a thing.
Justin McElroy
I don't. Here's what I'll say. We're all going to agree this is a one time thing which just took us a long time to find it this time and we had to take a break and that's fine.
Griffin McElroy
This is feeling better with every passing but yes. Moment.
Justin McElroy
It was the right thing to do. But we're not going to do this again. And I just don't want any negativity about 20th underdrive. I think everybody needs to get on board and if you don't like it, please don't say that because.
Griffin McElroy
This is.
Unknown
We're living faster than fear. Slower than fear.
Griffin McElroy
Three of us are immediately living faster than fear. But don't say anything mean about any of the stuff we do ever.
Justin McElroy
No, it's just this one thing. If you could. It's so much pressure and like we really cracked underneath it last time.
Griffin McElroy
This Thunder Drive sounds so much like 25. I'm shitting. I'm absolutely shitty shitting at how close those two are phonetically. Absolute shitting. My pants.
Justin McElroy
One of my big things from the beginning. We absolutely smashed it, bruv. Smashed it.
Griffin McElroy
And we got there by free associated. Just saying Fucking garbage. Yeah, tried and tested. Proven mom's approved, kid. Approved. We fucking ripped this shit up.
Justin McElroy
Yeah, we're back on top. Hey, listen, I'm about. I was going to tell you where to find our shit. But you know where we're at now.
Griffin McElroy
Travis just told you. Travis just told us. Told our work Slack the big news, which I think is selfish.
Justin McElroy
That's trash.
Unknown
I'm just trying to get in there before they finalize any poster designs.
Griffin McElroy
Oh, and now they're all saying not that. Do it. They say don't change it, but now we have to tell them.
Justin McElroy
Oh, God, there's so much work. Well, we could always.
Griffin McElroy
We'll release a chase poster of 20 tummy tummy. I've already forgotten what it was. It's not. It's so bad.
Justin McElroy
Yeah, nobody liked it.
Griffin McElroy
We'll have a chase poster for tummy buddy Life out there for those.
Justin McElroy
It's better this way. Thank you guys so much for listening to this podcast. Make sure you go check out some of the new merch we got over in the store. If you go to macromerch.com we got what's new this January. We got a new T shirt with my I'm gonna wake up and keep trying to do good quote. And there is an Energies Dragon pin that you can purchase there.
Unknown
Also, we've got a new year sale going for the remaining Champions Grove packages. Go check that out. Championsgrove.com that sales go on through the 18th, so go check it out. Come join us for an immersive gaming weekend in Hocking Hills, Ohio.
Griffin McElroy
I'm just going to go ahead and say immediate feedback from our team is just annoyance with us. I would say at this point, annoyance with us and our. Our second guessing. Our. It's not a second guess though. It's a continuation. It's a continuation of the first guess.
Justin McElroy
We were as surprised as you all were that we.
Griffin McElroy
My heart's racing right now at how disappointed they are in us, but I'm going to live faster than fear.
Justin McElroy
Guys, I cannot tell you how disappointed Amanda is in us and how hard it is hitting right now. We got to wrap up. So guilty.
Unknown
Thank you, Montana.
Griffin McElroy
I feel guilty. There's done a lot of thanks Montaigne for the use for a theme song. My life is better with you. Strap in, guys. It's going to be a long year.
Justin McElroy
I can't believe Travis is still messaging in the work slack.
Unknown
I can't leave him hanging now. Justin, I, you and we.
Griffin McElroy
Travis just hit him with the actual name and there's been no response whatsoever. I'm guessing because they're just busting up so hard.
Justin McElroy
There's an ellipses. We've gotten one. Ellipses. This is fun. Thanks everybody. Hey, you have a great 2025.
Griffin McElroy
No, no, no. Don't show any weakness. That's what we did during Tummy Buddy Life and it came back to bite us in the ass.
Justin McElroy
There's no weakness. My name is Justin McElroy.
Unknown
I'm Travis McElroy.
Griffin McElroy
You can't say there's no weakness.
Justin McElroy
My name is Justin McElroy.
Griffin McElroy
Thunder Drive Juice.
Justin McElroy
My name is Justin Mc.
Unknown
I'm Travis McElroy.
Griffin McElroy
I'm Griffin McElroy.
Justin McElroy
This has been my brother. My brother may kiss your dad square on the lips.
Travis McElroy
It's better. It's better with you. It's better. It's better with you.
Griffin McElroy
Is it true?
Travis McElroy
It's better. It's better with two. It's better with you.
Justin McElroy
Maximum Fun.
Griffin McElroy
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Justin McElroy
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My Brother, My Brother And Me
Episode: MBMBaM 745: 2 Year 2 Naming
Release Date: January 13, 2025
Hosts: Justin, Travis, and Griffin McElroy
In episode 745 of My Brother, My Brother And Me titled "2 Year 2 Naming," the McElroy brothers tackle the challenging task of renaming their annual year theme. Following the lukewarm reception of their previous theme, "Tummy Buddy Life," the trio embarks on a hilariously chaotic brainstorming session to develop a fresh and engaging name for the year 2025. The episode is a blend of witty banter, creative ideation, and self-deprecating humor, all hallmark traits of the beloved podcast.
Griffin McElroy kicks off the episode with his trademark humor, setting the stage for a candid and unfiltered discussion about the pressures of living up to their role as "free advice experts." The conversation quickly shifts to the disappointment surrounding the reception of their former theme.
Justin McElroy expresses frustration, stating:
[01:08] Justin: "Nobody liked that one."
The brothers acknowledge the lack of enthusiasm from both their audience and their immediate circles, including their wives and staff, which adds a layer of personal stakes to their quest.
Determined to find a successor to "Tummy Buddy Life," the McElroys dive into an extensive brainstorming session. The process is marked by rapid-fire suggestions, playful dismissals, and occasional derision of their own ideas. They explore various concepts, often hinging on rhymes and puns related to "20" and "25," aligning with the year 2025.
Some of the initial suggestions include:
Despite the variety, none of these names resonate with the group, leading to growing frustration and comedic exchanges.
Throughout the episode, several quotes stand out for their humor and insight:
Griffin McElroy begins with a humorous disclaimer:
[00:00] Griffin: "The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed."
Justin McElroy humorously laments the need to restart their naming process:
[05:07] Justin: "The only thing I'm sad about is reopening. This is one I hate. I hate that we all kind of knew that we had to try again. And that sucked."
The brainstorming reaches a peak with the creation of "20 Thunder Drive":
[46:52] Justin: "20 Thunder Drive faster than fear."
This name embodies the theme of overcoming fear, encapsulating a motivational message wrapped in the podcast's signature humor.
Justin McElroy reflects on the creative process with a philosophical twist:
[34:02] Justin: "Something along the lines of a 20 take a dive. That does sound like I'm encouraging people to fail. But they all can't be winners. Is not a terrible sentiment to get out there."
As the episode progresses, the McElroys delve deeper into the implications of their proposed names. "20 Thunder Drive faster than fear" emerges as a central theme, encouraging listeners to confront and overcome their fears proactively. This concept aligns with their mission of providing practical yet entertaining advice.
Griffin McElroy offers a poignant moment by addressing the internal struggles that can impede progress:
[34:47] Griffin: "A revelation I've had in my adult life is that I oftentimes succumb to all or nothing thinking. And that can stop progress. Right. It can stop you from even trying something because you don't know if you're going to be the best at it or the shittiest person in the world at it."
This introspection adds depth to the episode, highlighting the personal growth that accompanies their creative endeavors.
After numerous attempts and much deliberation, the brothers settle on "20 Thunder Drive faster than fear" as the new year theme. This choice reflects their journey of pushing past creative blocks and embracing a theme that encapsulates both humor and meaningful advice.
In wrapping up, the McElroys acknowledge the challenges faced during the naming process and express a commitment to moving forward with renewed enthusiasm:
[54:13] Griffin: "This Thunder Drive sounds so much like 25. I'm shitting. I'm absolutely shitty shitting at how close those two are phonetically."
Despite the hurdles, the brothers maintain their characteristic optimism and humor, assuring listeners that they will continue to evolve and bring fresh content in the coming year.
"MBMBaM 745: 2 Year 2 Naming" offers fans a behind-the-scenes glimpse into the McElroy brothers' creative process, replete with laughter, frustration, and heartfelt moments. The episode underscores the importance of perseverance and introspection in the face of creative challenges, all while delivering the engaging and entertaining content that listeners have come to love.
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