Baby, You Got What I Weed: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Summary

My Momma Told Me: Baby, You Got What I Weed – Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) Release Date: April 17, 2025

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Introduction

In this re-released mini-episode of My Momma Told Me, hosts Langston Kerman and Craig Melvin dive into a peculiar and often debated Black conspiracy theory: the impact of smoking weed during pregnancy on a child’s lip color. This episode balances humor with insightful discussion, offering listeners both laughs and food for thought.

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Setting the Stage

The episode kicks off with Langston and Craig establishing the tone for their "motherf*ckin mini episode" ([02:10]). Langston humorously questions his wardrobe choices, leading into the introduction of the podcast’s focus on Black conspiracy theories.

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Main Topic: Smoking Weed, Lip Color, and Pregnancy

Introducing the Email

At [05:19], Craig reveals a listener-submitted email with the subject line: "Smoking weed, lip color, and pregnancy." The email posits that pregnant women who smoke weed may give birth to babies with darker lips. Intrigued and skeptical, the hosts decide to dissect this theory.

Personal Anecdotes and Initial Reactions

Craig shares his personal experiences, mentioning that some women he knows have smoked weed during pregnancy, prompting him to wonder about the validity of the lip color claim ([07:29]). Langston expresses skepticism, emphasizing that while smoking isn't advisable during pregnancy, the direct link to lip color remains unclear ([08:49]).

Debunking the Theory

Langston clarifies his understanding, suggesting that the theory might stem from myths rather than scientific facts. He humorously speculates that darker lips could be a genetic trait rather than a consequence of smoking weed ([12:28]).

Craig adds to the discussion by referencing popular culture, such as the movie Friday, where a similar misconception is portrayed ([11:09]). They both agree that while the theory is entertaining, there's no substantial evidence to support it.

Scientific Insights and Cautionary Advice

The hosts touch upon the broader implications of smoking during pregnancy. Langston firmly discourages the habit, highlighting the potential risks to the unborn child’s health ([24:23]). While they explore the lip color theory, they underscore the importance of avoiding harmful substances during pregnancy for overall well-being.

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Humorous Tangents: The Appearance of Male Genitalia

Shifting gears, Langston and Craig embark on a comedic exploration of the aesthetics of male genitalia across different ethnicities ([21:23]). They exchange playful banter about the varying appearances, sharing exaggerated and humorous observations. While this segment veers away from the main topic, it showcases the hosts' chemistry and ability to infuse humor into discussions.

Notable Quote:

• Craig Melvin [22:08]: "Looks like the dude's dicks look like they're going through... a divorce."
• Langston Kerman [22:58]: "White penises look like they're holding their breath in a way that I don't care for one bit."

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Conclusion and Call to Action

As the episode wraps up, Langston and Craig reiterate their stance on the main topic, encouraging listeners to avoid smoking during pregnancy while making it clear that the lip color theory remains unsubstantiated ([24:23]). They invite listeners to send in their own conspiracy theories, emphasizing that while they enjoy debunking myths, they maintain a humorous and open-minded approach.

Notable Quote:

• Langston Kerman [25:00]: "Don't send us no dick pics. That's the whole thing. That's the whole shebang."

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Final Thoughts

This mini-episode of My Momma Told Me exemplifies the podcast's unique blend of humor and critical analysis. By tackling unconventional theories like the link between smoking weed during pregnancy and a child's lip color, Langston and Craig invite listeners to question commonly held beliefs while keeping the conversation light-hearted and entertaining. Whether debunking myths or sharing laughs, the hosts deliver a memorable and insightful episode that resonates with both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

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Highlighted Quotes with Timestamps

• Langston Kerman [02:17]: "It's a motherfucking mini episode."
• Craig Melvin [05:07]: "We're not here to talk about a crazy time we all had in the club. We are here to get to one of these motherfucking emails."
• Craig Melvin [07:49]: "I actually think your boyfriend's reaction was like, 'What's going on here?' when you said that."
• Langston Kerman [08:49]: "I don't think there's as many people in your life that are victims of a weed smoking pregnant woman as you think there are."
• Craig Melvin [12:46]: "I thought we were actually burnt."
• Langston Kerman [15:03]: "I also didn't like that you rubbed your hands together when you said it."
• Langston Kerman [24:23]: "So don't do that."

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Episode Takeaway

While the episode ventures into humorous territory, the underlying message promotes caution regarding substance use during pregnancy. Langston and Craig effectively blend comedy with critical discussion, making complex and unconventional topics accessible and engaging for their audience.

Transcript

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Unknown]

Motherfucking mini episodes. Mini episodes. Motherfucking mini episodes.

[Langston Kerman]

Tell me, is there any more room for me in those jeans? There it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the.

[Craig Melvin]

Podcast that dives deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally.

[Langston Kerman]

Work to prove the theories that you bitches have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode.

[Craig Melvin]

Come on. Also great. Pull in those jeans.

[Langston Kerman]

Come on, man.

[Craig Melvin]

That was a great song.

[Langston Kerman]

Big Dog that was last minute. That came to me at the. That was a fucking Hail Mary that I threw right at the end.

[Craig Melvin]

I loved it. Any song where they use the word scrumptious, I'm in it. I love it.

[Langston Kerman]

They don't use it enough in music, I'd say.

[Craig Melvin]

And I can't use it in life because they'll put me on a list.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, you can't just show up places being Like, I'm. What's the most scrumptious thing on your menu?

[Craig Melvin]

Being a single man. No, it's insane.

[Langston Kerman]

Listen, I think it'd be worse if you say it around your family, because then they're like, oh, that guy, he may not hit him, but he's doing some fucked up shit.

[Craig Melvin]

Yeah. Yeah. If I heard. If I heard my father say scrumptious, I would be like, this guy's not going to protect me from anything.

[Langston Kerman]

Ain't my daddy no more. I'll tell you that right now.

[Craig Melvin]

Scrumptious. Come on, get out of here. I thought he was the same old ghost.

[Langston Kerman]

I saw genuine at the airport the other day.

[Craig Melvin]

Really?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I saw Olivia at the airport. Okay. I thought maybe you were. I. I was hoping it was.

[Craig Melvin]

Oh, if Candy shops Olivia. No.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, but no, you're like, no, I saw. I saw the. The lady we always talk to at the airport.

[Craig Melvin]

But at the airport, it's fun to see friends. I saw Sydney Washington, too.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it is nice to see Friends. I saw Donnell Rawlings laying across four seats, and I was like, you had a night, man. Good for you. Go ahead.

[Craig Melvin]

Yeah, yeah. We were up in Canada going crazy. Shit happens in Canada.

[Langston Kerman]

Everybody was going crazy. I'm not even gonna judge you, but you probably shouldn't do that. I don't know.

[Craig Melvin]

You were shining bright. You were on stage and it was cool.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it was. I'm not an on stage. I'm not an onstage ass man when it comes to the dancing and shit, but I got pulled up by a few folks and sypha sounds was DJing and it all felt right, so I followed the train.

[Craig Melvin]

You looked cool. It was not bad at all.

[Langston Kerman]

Hell, yeah. That was the point in the evening where they were kicking people off the stage because they were claiming it was gonna break. And so there was a part of me that felt like, I don't belong up here. This is dangerous. Everything's gonna go awry. But it worked out.

[Craig Melvin]

Nah, you looked Devil May Care up there. It was cool. Everybody was swag surfing. Olivia was like, I love the club.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it was a crazy time.

[Craig Melvin]

But we're not here.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, no. You're about to say it and I'm not gonna stop you. Go ahead.

[Craig Melvin]

We're not here to talk about a crazy time we all had in the club. We are here to get to one of these motherfucking emails.

[Langston Kerman]

Motherfucking emails for a motherfucking mini episode.

[Craig Melvin]

This one, I gotta admit, this one, I think, excited both of us when we heard the Subject line, which is smoking weed, lip color, and pregnancy.

[Langston Kerman]

Come on. That's. That's. That's a hook.

[Craig Melvin]

Yeah. Two things I'm very interested. One I would rather have nothing to do with.

[Langston Kerman]

Sure.

[Craig Melvin]

And you got three.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm curious to find out what that third is.

[Craig Melvin]

It's not the one you think. It's not the one you think.

[Langston Kerman]

It's a hell of a hook. And I will encourage our listeners to think more about their subject lines as they approach us. There are a lot of subject lines that sort of lack the luster that your emails actually have. And we are thoughts. Baby. Hook us in.

[Craig Melvin]

Come on.

[Langston Kerman]

Show up with a bottle and a sprinkler. Fucking. What are them things? Sparkler poked out the top of it.

[Craig Melvin]

That's what I need. I need bottle service, energy from the first line. Hook me. All caps is good.

[Langston Kerman]

I know those girls ain't happy dancing. I know they don't give a fuck about pouring me a bottle of Tito's, but goddamn, no.

[Craig Melvin]

They don't even like me.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm still happy they're doing it.

[Craig Melvin]

Yeah. I'm glad you got a job. Support yourself. But. Yeah. So step your captions up. But let's read this. Let's read this. I'm very excited about this. It starts out.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I was about to say. You got it.

[Craig Melvin]

You wanna read it? You can read it.

[Langston Kerman]

No. Hell, no.

[Craig Melvin]

I just would like everybody to know on this podcast that I also know how to read.

[Langston Kerman]

I actually think. And we saw this in one of our previous episodes. I think you might be a better reader than I am. I'm not a strong reader, and yet I've taken on this responsibility, and so I'm excited.

[Craig Melvin]

All right. All right, here we go. I got it. I fuck it up immediately.

[Langston Kerman]

All right, sound it out.

[Craig Melvin]

Hi. All right. Hi, David and Langston. I might have made this up, but I don't think I did. Have y'all heard of this? Okay, here's how it goes. Lot of preamble.

[Langston Kerman]

If you smoke. I like that it says, have y'all heard of this? And then there's a giant space of nothing.

[Craig Melvin]

Remember, you're not actually talking to us when you're writing this.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, there's no. These pregnant pauses ain't doing as much for us as you think they are, but we're excited all the same.

[Craig Melvin]

Just type that shit out. All right. Okay, here's how it goes. If you smoke a lot of weed while you're pregnant, your baby will be born with darker lips. I remember being a kid and all my friends with darker lips had mamas who smoked weed. Sad face emoji. Did I make this up? My boyfriend looked at me like I was crazy when I said it to him. I'd love to hear your thoughts slash analysis of this very relevant issue. Thanks, Mel.

[Langston Kerman]

Well, first of all, Mel, I don't think, and I'm cautious to say this, I don't think you're supposed to smoke weed while you're pregnant. I don't agree to disagree. I hope that there aren't as many people in your life that are victims of a weed smoking pregnant woman as you think there are. I hope that that's. It's far less common than you. You think it is.

[Craig Melvin]

This makes me feel like trash because I think I know a lot of women who have smoked during pregnancy.

[Langston Kerman]

Like weed or cigarette. Like, where are they?

[Craig Melvin]

Weed, weed, weed, weed, weed.

[Langston Kerman]

So cigarettes is crazy, but weed is perfectly okay?

[Craig Melvin]

I mean, I don't know the. I'm not a doctor, Langston. I'm just one man here with you. I don't specialize in natal care of any type. I'm just saying I've known pre or post. I mean, not a lot, but I think I've probably known, you know, three, four women who have, like, been like, yeah, I smoked during my pregnancy.

[Langston Kerman]

And when they smoked, was this, like, are they telling you this is like, nah, I smoked like I regularly smoke. Or they just had a. A hit once while they were pregnant. Because I think those are different games.

[Craig Melvin]

Yeah. I don't think they were copping ounces, but I think, like, every now and.

[Langston Kerman]

Again they'd have a little weed and.

[Craig Melvin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take the edge off.

[Langston Kerman]

Deprive oxygen from their baby's unformed brain.

[Craig Melvin]

Listen, the dababy also loves dancehall now. So who wins? The original Batman.

[Langston Kerman]

The baby walks in every room like wagwan wah. Grand daddy.

[Craig Melvin]

Yeah. I mean, it's kind of like giving your kid a head start on life.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Of either being at the finish line or the most awesome person that's ever existed. Hard to know.

[Craig Melvin]

And that's the thing. It's a thin line with that prenatal stuff. You know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Okay, let's unpack some of these women in your life that you know who have smoked weed while pregnant or at least have admitted it.

[Craig Melvin]

While black women, one and then two. Poor white women.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay. That that checks out, and then that statistically feels correct. And then of those children, any of them born with especially dark lips, do you feel like they're Little black lipped babies, White or black, darker lipped babies that you've seen?

[Craig Melvin]

No, but these were also maybe kids that weren't going to do that. Great. Based on circumstances. They were gonna be dirty.

[Langston Kerman]

Sure.

[Craig Melvin]

But no, no dark lip. But as a person who has dark lips, I'm just saying like my mom. My mom doesn't smoke weed.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. And she's never smoked weed.

[Craig Melvin]

Cherry's out.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, so there is some possibility that your mom in her heyday was smoking while pregnant with you and then made other choices after.

[Craig Melvin]

First of all, watch your mouth when regarding my mother and any type of pregnancy. No, I mean, I don't think that she. She was like 19 and new to. I highly doubt it. That she was smoked while she was pregnant with me. And then my other brothers know. So I don't. I think that I've heard this dark lips thing a lot. We were talking about it, it's like in Friday when his uncle is like, I know you smoke weed cause your lips are turning black.

[Langston Kerman]

Right.

[Craig Melvin]

I've always just had black lips.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Craig Melvin]

I'm not a red lipped guy.

[Langston Kerman]

Well, we've never bonded about this. My mom was 19 when she was pregnant with me too.

[Craig Melvin]

Oh.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Craig Melvin]

That's why we have the same weird issues.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. We're both the products of teen pregnancies. I love that.

[Craig Melvin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you mean we seek validation for money. Crazy how that kind of thing happens.

[Langston Kerman]

But one of the things I guess I've always wondered with the dark lip theory and this almost like supersedes it a little bit or changes what I thought was the shit. I thought the lips were dark because the literal heat from the smoke was like burning your lips to a darker color.

[Craig Melvin]

You thought we were actually burnt.

[Langston Kerman]

I think that was what I thought was being implied by your lips getting dark while smoking. And I'm now realizing that it's meant to be that the weed smoke then lives in the pores of your lips. I don't quite understand what's turning your lips dark.

[Craig Melvin]

I also, if I had like super red lips, I feel like I would look like some type of a drawing. Of what? Some type of a painting of what white people think black people look like. Listen, I. I think my lips matched my whole shit.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I want to be respectful when I say this, but. But if you had big old.

[Craig Melvin]

You have to say big old. You have to say big old.

[Langston Kerman]

If you had them big old red lips, you be proving a lot of white people. Right. You be proving a lot of mean white people.

[Craig Melvin]

I don't like. Correct. I don't like this at all. I don't like this at all. I don't like this at all.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't like it either. I don't want them to be right. I think you're gorgeous. I think you're gorgeous the way God and. Or weed smoke made you. But I am saying that if you had red lips, that'd be a problem.

[Craig Melvin]

It would be an issue. I wouldn't. I'm so glad. And now I'm, like, going back. I'm trying to look at pictures of me younger. And now I'm worried that maybe my lips have darkened over time.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh. That maybe you smoked your lips dark and not.

[Craig Melvin]

Let's see once again, when you say it, I don't like how it sounds.

[Langston Kerman]

Well, buddy, I'm just listing the facts here. I'm not.

[Craig Melvin]

Here's a picture of me as a child. Now I am next to two half black kids. So maybe it makes me look darker, but my lips do look brighter. Can't really see.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. And it's also hard when your lips are stretched out. I think that's when they're at their reddest. Yeah.

[Craig Melvin]

I mean, I don't like this.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's tough, man.

[Craig Melvin]

Oof. What about you? Have you always had. You have pretty pink lips?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I didn't like the way you said that.

[Craig Melvin]

You saw it? Listen, it's coming from both sides of the fence right now. This is the important racial discourse.

[Langston Kerman]

I also didn't like that you rubbed your hands together when you said it. You felt, yo, yo, yo.

[Craig Melvin]

This is on video. Don't do that to me. Don't do that to me. Don't do that to me.

[Langston Kerman]

For our listeners who don't watch the YouTube, Bori rubbed his hands together like Birdman and said, hey, you've got pretty pink lips. Sorry if that made me uncomfortable. I don't know what it's implying, but it didn't care for it. Yeah. I think my lips have more or less been around this same color, but I didn't start smoking weed until very late in life. Like, 30s. I. I'm like, you vape a lot, right? No, I use that pack shit. And it. It's. It's technically a vape, but it has, like, real flour in it. I'm not using, like, the liquid shit. After everybody claimed that we were dying from. From the vaporizers, even though I secretly think that that was just early Covid and nobody addresses it anymore.

[Craig Melvin]

I mean, I know some dudes who Fill those gel pens themselves. The gel ones that wouldn't. The operation is shaking.

[Langston Kerman]

Sure that like you know for a fact this is not a person who should be supplying anybody with a unmarked liquid.

[Craig Melvin]

I feel like I've gone too far. But anyway, I feel like I said too much already.

[Langston Kerman]

But to go back, hey, whatever they're selling, keep buying.

[Craig Melvin]

Yeah. No, no, no. You know, because who knows who's invested in it.

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[Craig Melvin]

So I think where we start with this is. Is lip color fluctuating during a lifetime, right?

[Langston Kerman]

Are our lips getting. Getting lighter and darker? And to that I would say, I would say yes, I think so. I've definitely seen it happen in people in my life and other, you know, around me and shit where somebody had A pinker lip and then suddenly had like a darker lip. And I do think that some of it is maturation, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't argue with somebody if they were like, yo, they smoke a lot and that's why their lips look like that.

[Craig Melvin]

Well, what I worry is that the darker lip is significant. Is like, I think that. I worry that the darker lip might be synonymous with a decline. Does that make sense? Okay, perfect example. Keith Murray's lips. Did you see the new. The most recent Keith Murray videos where he's wilding out, talking about fucking everybody and stuff?

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, I did, yes. Of course. I was worried there was a newer Keith Murray video.

[Craig Melvin]

No, no.

[Langston Kerman]

That I needed to enjoy. But yes, there's. He's fucking everybody and he's real into act outs.

[Craig Melvin]

Great act outs. Great act outs. But I don't think his lips were that black when he was doing that song with R. Kelly or with the Death Squad. I think his lips got blacker as his life got worse.

[Langston Kerman]

Here's what I think when I think about weed smoke related blackening or smoke related blackening is that. I do think that it is. You can see the remnants of what used to be the original color, and you can see the blackened lip. I don't think it's like a full, clean fucking palette of. Of new lip that is blackened. I think you just have black lip and then in the cracks you can see where the pink used to be and shit.

[Craig Melvin]

Oh, see, that's how you know mine is natural. My shit's like. It's a flat. It's a flat black. You know what I'm saying?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it's just flat black.

[Craig Melvin]

That's just what that is.

[Langston Kerman]

That's what. Listen, they dip that paint stick in and it comes out that color.

[Craig Melvin]

God had one brush for me.

[Langston Kerman]

No, it's when you see that swirl effect, I think that you go like, oh, that motherfucker smoked his lips that way.

[Craig Melvin]

So now to reverse engineer this and take it back to the idea of pregnancy. I think that you could pass a lot of things on to your kid via weed. A love of nacho cheese, an inherent sense of rhythm. But I don't think the black lips is what is gonna come from you smoking.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I agree. I think that black lips is more of a genetic thing. I would imagine that, like, if your kid has dark lips, you probably have dark lips. And that includes white people, I guess. Do you guys sometimes have darker lips than. Than your other white counterparts? I don't know.

[Craig Melvin]

We all their bodies are all crazy.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Y'all sometimes come out blonde and then turn brown. What the fuck is that shit, bro?

[Craig Melvin]

I was thinking about this. I saw porno and I was thinking about this. I was like, I never seen a white dick that looked like it was supposed to be on there.

[Langston Kerman]

Whoa.

[Craig Melvin]

They're crazy looking.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, they're. They're that deep purple, but not in a, you know, not in an attractive way. It almost feels bad.

[Craig Melvin]

Looks like the dude's dicks look like they're going through. Through a divorce. Dick look like she took the kids.

[Langston Kerman]

She said she's says she's coming back for her stuff on Thursday.

[Craig Melvin]

That dick's smoking marbles.

[Langston Kerman]

I swear to God, if I. If she just would hear me out. It's not a divorce they wanted. They're not, like, happy about it.

[Craig Melvin]

No, no. It's like he's going. He also has to work full time through it.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. White penises look like they're holding their breath in a way that I don't care for one bit.

[Craig Melvin]

I think they might have the worst looking dicks.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Craig Melvin]

I've seen a lot.

[Langston Kerman]

I guess I've been cautious. I don't know that I've seen enough Asian penises.

[Craig Melvin]

That's exactly what I was thinking. Or Latino.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I think I've seen more Latino penises than Asian, but I haven't seen a ton of Asian to really be able to weigh in on this thing as much as I'd like. But of the ones I've seen, white penises are the worst.

[Craig Melvin]

Yeah, that's what I would say. I would say that. And, you know, email us, let us know what you guys think about it. Who has the pretty. I mean, obviously we know who's first. Come on.

[Langston Kerman]

But more importantly, we don't need you to send us physical evidence. Just send us your opinions. I want to be really clear about what we're asking for here. I don't need your pictures to prove it. I just. I would just love your words to explain what you think is the range of quality as it relates to penises.

[Craig Melvin]

And also, though, once again, we do know who the top is. The British named their entire broadcast channel after it for a reason.

[Langston Kerman]

It took me a second, but.

[Craig Melvin]

No, you got there.

[Langston Kerman]

That's a classic. You just dropped right there.

[Craig Melvin]

I felt good about it. I think I've been in the zone. You know, it's like a lot of little things that lead to a big thing. Brush my teeth this morning. I exercise. I feel good. The point is. So, yeah, that's what I think about that. What do you. What do you fall on it?

[Langston Kerman]

I don't agree with it. Yeah, I think it's probably a genetic thing. I think if your baby was born with dark lips, it's probably something that runs in your family. And. And more importantly, please stop smoking weed with your child inside of you. I get that. That sometimes you need a break, and I understand that science isn't always correct on things, but I think that weed and any kind of smoke going into your body can't be helping the baby.

[Craig Melvin]

There we go.

[Langston Kerman]

So don't do that.

[Craig Melvin]

You heard it here first. Langston Kuhrman encourages the use of edibles throughout your entire pregnancy.

[Langston Kerman]

Listen, the facts are out on that one. I truly. I'm not even gonna weigh in because I truly don't know. But the smoke is 100% not a thing you should be doing. And if you feel differently, if there's somebody out there, a doctor or a motherfucker who just has watched enough YouTube that wants to refute that, feel free. Listen, I'll read it, and I'll probably still disagree with you, but I'm excited.

[Craig Melvin]

Also, stay off the trampolines. Oh, yeah, I know that one. I know that one's real.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Our doctor didn't so much warn us about that. I think just because.

[Craig Melvin]

Oh, okay. Is this like an adult thing?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, we're just far enough in our 30s that she wasn't. She wasn't like, I gotta keep these motherfuckers off a trampoline. They're gonna kill that baby.

[Craig Melvin]

That would be great.

[Langston Kerman]

But yes, don't smoke weed while pregnant. And don't trampoline either. It's probably not good.

[Craig Melvin]

Yeah, just get your workout some other way.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, there's lots of options. Touch. Touch stuff. I don't know what pregnant ladies have to do to work out.

[Craig Melvin]

I think there's some kind of a pool class you could get in on, you know, with the resistance and, like, some of those waterways.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Lay down and lift your leg up. And then lift the other leg up. That sounds right.

[Craig Melvin]

Or just don't until you have the kid. This is your time to rest.

[Langston Kerman]

No, fuck that. Get in the goddamn gym and fix it. Fix it before it's broken. Fucking fix it.

[Craig Melvin]

Oh, man, I didn't like that ease. You eels or is. You ain't my baby.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. And most importantly, if you want to send us your own drops, if you want to send us your own conspiracy theories, send it to mymamapodmail.com. don't you send us no dick pics. That's. That's the whole thing. That's the whole shebang. Bye, city boy. City boy.

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