Bigfoot is Real and He's Fabulous

Summary

My Momma Told Me – “Bigfoot is Real and He's Fabulous”

Podcast by Big Money Players Network & iHeartPodcasts
Hosted by Langston Kerman and David Gborie
Special Guest: Herman Rice
Original Air Date: November 4, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie welcome guest Herman Rice to the pod for a classic “My Momma Told Me” deep-dive into Black conspiracy lore—this time, the existence (and fabulousness) of Bigfoot. The group weaves between jokes, social commentary, music tangents, and genuine wonder as they discuss the Bigfoot myth, why giant hairy dudes keep popping up in cultures worldwide, and how conspiracies intersect with culture and race. The episode is as much about the joy of riffing and exploring Black skepticism and imagination as it is about Bigfoot.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Getting Into the Topic (02:29–13:14)

• After some fun about group photos and being “whimsical,” the hosts share their dynamic—self-deprecatingly aware that their takes are “not helping at all.”
• Herman Rice is introduced as this week’s guest, with David and Langston expressing admiration for his comedy.
• David brings up the central “My Momma Told Me” moment: “Bigfoot is real.” (“You came to us with a conspiracy theory…you said, my mama told me Bigfoot is real.”—Co-host, 28:00)

2. Belief in Bigfoot: The Evidence and the Psychology (28:12–33:58)

• David’s argument:

  • The repeated appearance of Bigfoot stories (and equivalents like the Yeti) around the world supports the truth behind the legend.
    “It’s like how every culture has dragons...cultures that never interacted with each other still have the idea of what dragons are.” —Langston (29:55)
  • Wonders if people could fabricate so many sightings, footprints, and stories.
  • Suggests possible scientific explanations—like evolutionary “missing links” or even Hollow Earth theory.

• Langston and the co-host play skeptic (with some open-mindedness):

  • Entertain the idea that people might have the time and motivation to fake Bigfoot evidence, especially “forest-adjacent” weirdos. (28:43–28:53)
  • Point out how each country or region seems to invent its own Bigfoot.
  • Question whether science should always be trusted even though it’s fallible (“...even though science has constantly proved itself wrong...it’s still...deeply important to trust the current science...” —Langston, 42:32).

3. The Timeline of Bigfoot Sightings & Evidence (46:41–53:20)

• The co-host walks through a brief history of major Bigfoot “moments”:
  • 1958: First modern Bigfoot “discovery”—a 16-inch footprint in Bluff Creek, CA—later admitted to be a hoax (48:10).
  • 1967: The famous “Patterson-Gimlin” footage; its authenticity still hotly debated. (“That video doesn’t sell me...You could just set practical effects.”—Langston, 50:32)
  • 2000s: Cases of supposed Bigfoot body parts; detailed footprints with “fingerprints”—but also a mix of confirmed hoaxes and unconvincing so-called evidence (“A lot of this is murders. It’s just murders...I thought he was Bigfoot.”—Langston, 60:30).

4. Bigfoot, Race, and Cultural Representation (54:10–55:17)

• The group reflects on the racialized elements of cryptid lore:
  • Co-host raises the concern: “I thought you were going to say they’ll say that Bigfoot is just a big ass black person and they’ll make us animals again.” (54:10)
  • Group humorously ponders if white people see Bigfoot as “one of them,” but ultimately agree that should an actual “Bigfoot” turn up, the narrative might turn racialized.

5. Conspiracies, Belief, and Society (43:03– 44:39, 61:34–62:49)

• Belief in cryptids is compared to belief in religion or science; people “need a sincere system of beliefs.”
• The group suggests that plenty of people want magic, hidden knowledge, and wild possibilities in their lives, but lament that “a bunch of motherfuckers I don’t respect” have become the primary voices for these ideas (42:20).
• On why government “hides” Bigfoot if real: “...if it is real and it’s known, it’s in their best interest to not let us know. There’s probably just not a lot of them.” —Langston (62:16)
• A hilarious comparison is drawn to discovering aliens or revealing Jesus’ true race—the world simply couldn’t handle it, so suppressing evidence makes sense to those in power (61:44; 61:49).

6. The Whimsy and Absurdity of It All (Throughout)

• The podcast’s tone is playful, silly, and self-aware.
• Frequent returns to music (Montel Jordan, Master P, Andre 3000), astrology, family dynamics, and personal tangents—intimately weaving the Bigfoot topic with everyday Black life and pop culture.
• Running gags about “ungulates,” “forest adjacent” people, and outlandish pivots (e.g. “If you give me money, I’ll buy a flute too”—Langston, 17:39).
• Final wrap-up acknowledges the fun trumps any ultimate fact-finding: “You’re wrong, brother. But good for you. You’re enjoying yourself, and that’s what’s important.”—Co-host (64:50)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Why Bigfoot Is Believable

• “Every culture has dragons...and that’s how I feel about [Bigfoot].” —Langston, 29:55

On Hoaxes and Evidence

• “It was later proven to be an absolute hoax...done by a man named Ray Wallace, who admitted on his deathbed to making lots of fake tracks throughout the 50s and 60s using large carved wooden feet.” —Co-host, 48:10

On Government Secrecy & Racial Paranoia

• “They’re gonna say it’s not the CIA. It’s Bigfoot who dropped off crack in the hood.” —Langston, 53:57
• “They’ll say Bigfoot is just a big ass black person and they’ll make us animals again...and maybe that’s why I’m so afraid of the missing link, because it’s like they’re gonna make him black.” —Co-host, 54:10

On Sincere Belief and Society

• “We need a sincere system of beliefs, right? Like...if you’re gonna deny God and you’re gonna deny science, then suddenly you’re just making up whatever you want. And that’s nasty. That’s dangerous.” —Co-host, 43:03

On the Fun of the Belief

• “I actually had a really good time. And Bigfoot is real. I see. I got you guys to believe, so this is nice.” —David Bore, 64:36

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• Intro & Banter: [02:29–13:14]
• Bigfoot Belief and Alternate Theories: [28:12–33:58]
• Deep History of Bigfoot “Evidence”: [46:41–53:20]
• Race and Bigfoot Lore: [54:10–55:17]
• Conspiracies and Belief: [43:03–44:39], [61:34–62:49]
• Listener Voicemail (Kaepernick, Protest Optics): [68:49–74:18]
• Wrap-up & Plugs: [75:30–77:18]

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Tone & Style

With a tone that’s playful, irreverent, and deeply rooted in Black pop culture, the episode plays with belief and skepticism in a way that is self-aware and “for the culture.” The hosts and guest freely slide between joking, theorizing, teasing, and reflecting on the deeper implications of conspiratorial thinking in Black communities—always with warmth and camaraderie.

If you haven’t listened: Expect wild tangents and sharp banter as much as actual conspiracy breakdowns, and a style that values the joy of belief as much as the facts behind it.

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Final Thoughts

This episode of “My Momma Told Me” uses the Bigfoot conspiracy as a springboard for a wide-ranging, hilarious, and sometimes surprisingly deep rumination on belief, belonging, and Blackness—tying cryptid myths to everything from pop music to societal power structures. It’s entertaining, insightful, and at times, even kinda whimsical—despite Langston’s admission that “whimsy is tough for me” (07:28).

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Bigfoot may or may not be real, but one thing’s for sure:
Belief, curiosity, and a good joke are alive and well on My Momma Told Me.

Transcript

[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

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[David Bore]

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[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

And I was looking at a picture and I was laughing and my girl's like, oh. And I showed it to her and she's like, you maybe don't do that in group. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

He has to show that to people like, this is my man. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. And it's just, it's just me at the Comedy Store.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Like, it actually makes you look like you're a real problem.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. You like to be around.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You're like, hey, what's wrong with bro?

[Langston Kerman]

The government growing babies?

[Commercial Announcer]

Microchips in your anus?

[Langston Kerman]

All koala bears are racist. The ozone layer owes me money. Martians invented turkey stuffing. Y' all can't tell me nothing.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Homies over hoes. Homies over hoes. Homies over hoes. There it is. There it is. Little mamas and gentiles alike. Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me the podcast, where we.

[Langston Kerman]

Dive deep into the pockets of black.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove. You know it, you love it, not a goddamn thing. Come on.

[Langston Kerman]

We ain't on shit.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

We ain't helping at all.

[Langston Kerman]

You don't really even know anything.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You know what? You're right. Yeah, we don't know a thing. We haven't been right about a thing once, and you guys keep coming back to us for more information.

[Langston Kerman]

One comment we get. Sometimes when people are, like, loud and wrong, I have to be like, okay, yeah, I was both of those things in that clip.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I will say that sometimes we'll get that comment that I think is a very popular one on of, like, we gotta take these podcast mics away from everybody. And sometimes we'll get that.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, we do get it sometimes.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And a part of me goes, fuck you, but the other part of me is like, well, yeah, yeah, take this away also.

[Langston Kerman]

You think I'm still not doing this? You think it's different now?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Well, get back on the mic so they can hear you.

[Langston Kerman]

But, yeah, you get a good point. I would just be doing this in a Bonds parking lot if we didn't have any of this.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Before we get started. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

No, yeah, come in, Come in.

[David Bore]

That was amazing.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, this is.

[David Bore]

I actually really enjoyed that, though. Yeah, everything. I was captivated. So that's why I was crying like.

[Langston Kerman]

Damn, this is good.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

No, that's just how we talk to each other.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, we have a good system. It works for us. That's all that matters.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Before we get the podcast started, before we. We take even a step further. And we have a big announcement. I have a big announcement. This will be a news for you as well.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, I'm excited. We were in the car yesterday.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I didn't say a word because I wanted us to all surprise. Be surprised by the information, like, Turning Point usa, We here at My Mama Told Me this is a big announcement. Are also going to be putting on our own halftime experience.

[Langston Kerman]

What?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's right. That's right. And I don't want to give too much away, but what I will say is you can very much expect to see Tyrese Gibson singing Sweet lady while Stevie Wonder does. And one style dribbling on the camera. He's gonna be. Stevie Wonder's gonna be dribbling, and Tyrese is gonna be singing My Mama Told Me. Tune in halftime next year. We're gonna have that all set up for you.

[David Bore]

Is it gonna be great?

[Langston Kerman]

You didn't explain that at all. You did not explain anything. What are you talking about? At a. No.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Halftime of the football game.

[Langston Kerman]

Is it us?

[David Bore]

Me and you?

[Langston Kerman]

Spanish? What team? I don't even care what team. What are you talking about?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I don't know. I was just making something up. And you made it. You made it very serious.

[Langston Kerman]

That was a trash bit, man.

[David Bore]

I anticipate. That sucks.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That was real fun for me.

[Langston Kerman]

That sucks. I thought you said it like. It was like. You said it like. You had like a. I thought it.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Would be fun to trick me.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I thought it would be fun.

[David Bore]

Is it going to be dubbed in Spanish?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

No. Now it's ruined.

[Langston Kerman]

It's not even going to happen. He just played us.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

No, you. It could have been. We could have. Have dreamt together. What could have happened?

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, but the way.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I'm sorry to do it this way. I tried to be cool about this, but now you're being nasty. Now you're being nasty. I tried to be fantastical with my friend.

[Langston Kerman]

That's not what you.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I tried to live in a world where we dreamt together, and instead, what you did, you negated.

[Langston Kerman]

You.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

No. Butted.

[Langston Kerman]

You didn't want to be with me. What are you just saying because the rollout was trash, Langston.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

No, it was trash.

[Langston Kerman]

You didn't explain anything. You just smiled real big and you were like, Tyrese, Stevie Wonder, halftime. You didn't say the T. Like Turning Point usa. You're not familiar with. No, I'm not familiar with that.

[David Bore]

When you hear Tyrese and Stevie Wonder, what more do you need to hear?

[Langston Kerman]

Hard facts. No, I need an arrival. Therese and Stevie Wonder did it for me, man.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And that's where you're not a dreamer, and I see that now.

[Langston Kerman]

I just told you I have a hard time with whimsy. You know that.

[David Bore]

You know that.

[Langston Kerman]

It's difficult for me.

[David Bore]

Yeah. He said whimsy was tough for him.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, man, I thought we were having a good time.

[Langston Kerman]

I didn't. I.

[David Bore]

You gotta let your whimsical spirit go. This is what this is about here.

[Langston Kerman]

What if it's not. What if it's just not? Free up some people Aren't tall or funny or whatever. Maybe I just don't. I just don't have that.

[David Bore]

But we all don't check a list. You know what I mean? But free up. Let your whimsical chakra go.

[Langston Kerman]

Do you see how high my zipper is? And this is me doing my best.

[David Bore]

I do.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm doing my best right now.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, you look great.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm terrified.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Your personality sucks, but you look great.

[Langston Kerman]

I'll take it. Honestly. That was the combination I was always hoping for in this life. I'm gonna lose 100 more pounds and be a terrible piece of shit. Fine as a bitch.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Magazine covers, talking down to people.

[David Bore]

Would you do a Calvin Klein if they ask you?

[Langston Kerman]

Ah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And remember, Calvin Klein is the most cool one to do.

[Langston Kerman]

Yep.

[David Bore]

He didn't like, crotch out. That's like, nipples out. You gonna have to get whimsical for that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I don't think you do. I don't think she does the exact opposite of whimsical.

[Langston Kerman]

I think I could smolder. I think if I did Calvin Klein. Check it out.

[David Bore]

It's like, Let me see the smolder.

[Langston Kerman]

Say my name. Say my name.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Hold on, hold on. Wait, David.

[Langston Kerman]

Whoa. Whoa.

[David Bore]

Okay, okay.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

See, I. Now, once you start pointing that, I think that's when it stops being modeling.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't think you can point.

[David Bore]

I don't think you can point.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I think models do, like, hood poses and point at the camera as much as.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't think that's probably a problem.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Don't throw out the ride.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't really know what to do with my hand. We just took a picture together last night, and I was like, you're so good at it. You popped in and then I just never know what to do fully. Oh. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I've chosen to be weird in every picture to avoid the feeling of, like, oh, I tried, and it looks bad.

[David Bore]

What do you do?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Whatever the fuck comes in my head.

[David Bore]

Like, what's one weird pose that you've done?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I'll just throw my hand up like this.

[Langston Kerman]

But it's, like, charming when he does it.

[David Bore]

I'm too tall, so I can't do anything goofy.

[Langston Kerman]

That I get that.

[David Bore]

Like, I have to keep it very basic.

[Langston Kerman]

I get that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You can't lay down on the ground.

[Langston Kerman]

No. It's a lot of space. Yeah.

[David Bore]

Then they gotta flip the phone. And a lot of times my head is cut off. In a lot of pictures, I gotta, like, bend down.

[Langston Kerman]

You horizontal. I don't know if just, like, a vertical camera can take that all in.

[David Bore]

Exactly.

[Langston Kerman]

That's a lot of. That's a lot. Yeah. It's Montel Jordan syndrome.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Montel Jordan syndrome, which a lot of people do suffer from.

[David Bore]

I think you want to be Montel Jordan.

[Langston Kerman]

Well, who else was that height? That was.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You didn't have anybody else to.

[David Bore]

I didn't really, really have.

[Langston Kerman]

He can rap. You know what I'm saying?

[David Bore]

Friday, he made me look forward to the weekend.

[Langston Kerman]

But in that video. In that video, though, he wasn't.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Nobody else looked into it before him.

[Langston Kerman]

No. They started the whole week out this.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Everybody was like, no, keep this weekend going.

[Langston Kerman]

This fun. I know.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I don't even with Friday, dog.

[Langston Kerman]

Hey, can I be vulnerable with you guys? I don't know what he meant when he said, I got to get mine in a big black truck.

[David Bore]

What do you mean? Are you serious?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I don't know what he was talking about.

[David Bore]

So it's like, back then, they was Jeeps. Everybody was riding around Jeeps. Yeah. So I gotta get mine.

[Langston Kerman]

But then why did he tell me I could get mine in a six, four?

[David Bore]

I mean. Cause you can get yours in a low rider, too.

[Langston Kerman]

I can get it in a car. Cause I'm little.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I think he's lying. He's like, yo, I'm so huge.

[Langston Kerman]

I gotta get mine in a big black truck.

[David Bore]

There you go.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

But I think he's also saying, enjoy yourself. You don't gotta ride like I ride.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, okay. I get that. Where it's like, I don't know about y', all, but I got.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I'm over here with it.

[Langston Kerman]

I like Honey Chipotle.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I'm a big black truck kind of guy.

[David Bore]

I'm a big six, eight.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Bore]

I need a big black truck. I can't fit in a six foot.

[Langston Kerman]

I didn't know he was so big until I got older, though. I didn't know. Yeah, yeah. Even though when you watch, like, in the Nutty professor, he was so tall.

[David Bore]

Was that Nutty Professor? Was that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

It was Bad Boys.

[David Bore]

It was bad.

[Langston Kerman]

He was a Nutty professor, though.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Was he Nutty Professor.

[David Bore]

He was in a church movie, too.

[Langston Kerman]

I think so. Pat Williams, Kingdom Come.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

No. Bad Boys is John Sally, not Montel Jordan.

[Langston Kerman]

He was singing before. Dave Chappelle made fun of him.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Right.

[Langston Kerman]

But he was singing one of the B sides. Summertime. No fun at all.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn.

[David Bore]

Yeah. That was wild.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I hope you're doing great, Montel, man.

[Langston Kerman]

If you want to. Come on.

[David Bore]

Yeah. Montel is. We can fit it.

[Langston Kerman]

We got a Chair for your big ass.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, man. I'm the biggest guest.

[David Bore]

If you see this, I fucks with you, dog, bro.

[Langston Kerman]

And not even just. This is how we do it. I'm a let's Ride guy.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Hell yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I thought that that was a good ass. Let's Ride.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, name one more.

[David Bore]

Hey, you know what else?

[Langston Kerman]

The one from Nutty professor.

[David Bore]

When he named it, I was like, damn. I might just be one song I like.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Let's Ride.

[Langston Kerman]

Let's Ride is good. That's also top tier. Master P, I think. Yeah, let's Ride. That's about as good as Master P gets.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You're absolutely right.

[David Bore]

Good as Master P gets.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't know let's Ride or that song bad about it. I think those are the two best Master P's.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I don't know that Master P is who we are turning to warmly because of his music.

[Langston Kerman]

He's the colonel of the motherfucking tank, and I appreciate that. Well, I like his music. I don't think it's like when we were talking about Noriega the other day and I was like, I just like it. I like it sometimes when just as a guy is talking, having fun, you don't have to be lyrical miracle.

[David Bore]

Right.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I think that there are still better examples even in his camp of rappers and masterpiece.

[Langston Kerman]

That shit is so fun.

[David Bore]

That was a very fun.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I don't think you gotta be like that.

[Langston Kerman]

He said, neptunes, I gotta cocker spaniel. I don't think that means anything. Yeah, but he's having so much fun that I'm having.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Oh, that's not how I.

[Langston Kerman]

That's not how you listen to it.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's not how I feel it.

[David Bore]

Who's your favorite artist?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

My favorite artist?

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Oh, that's a good question. This is not how we traditionally start the podcast with.

[David Bore]

I'm so sorry.

[Langston Kerman]

I know who it is. I'm pretty sure I know who it is.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

My favorite artist. If I'm giving, like, lifetime answer, probably Andre 3000.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, wow. Oh, okay. If I'm giving poetry, dude.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

If I'm giving my most contemporary answer, it might be Frank Ocean.

[Langston Kerman]

Really? Okay.

[David Bore]

I. I can see both those picks.

[Langston Kerman]

See, I thought you were a Bruno Mars guy.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Bruno Mars is my. Bruno Mars is. He's ascended past sort of like artists. For me, he's my favorite entity with.

[David Bore]

The gambling and everything.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

It only adds to the pleasure that he brings.

[Langston Kerman]

They got him trapped at the casino. That shit makes me sad. When you see those clips and he's just dancing his little heart Out. That shit does bum me out, bro.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I saw him live on Molly, and it was like a fucking angel has lifted me up.

[Langston Kerman]

No, he's. I think of him, like. And I reference this a lot. I think of him like a Jamie Foxx because Jamie Foxx is from who? All blessings flow for me in entertainment.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Where it's like, Jamie Foxx can do anything.

[David Bore]

Anything.

[Langston Kerman]

Any aspect of this business. He's amazing at. And I think Bruno Mars is, like, of the same thing.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, same Milk, for sure.

[David Bore]

They're very talented. Andre 3000 is also extremely. How did you feel about the flute?

[Langston Kerman]

Yes.

[David Bore]

Honest opinion.

[Langston Kerman]

Yes. Let's bring the flute. Let's.

[David Bore]

I'm so sorry to get up.

[Langston Kerman]

No.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Flute gate.

[Langston Kerman]

Flute gate.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I don't know why you're choosing to be nasty. We invited you here.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm so sorry.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Under the presumption that this was. This is going to be a positive, shared experience, and then here you come being fucking provocative and shit. This ain't tmz, nigga.

[Langston Kerman]

You're right. You're right. This is his place. The flute is valid. That's a valid question.

[David Bore]

That is a valid question.

[Langston Kerman]

It's a lot of media into his catalog.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Here's what I will say that I genuinely believe about the flute is that I am not a jazz person.

[David Bore]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Like, I didn't start off as a jazz person, and so I'm not in a position to have an opinion on it. Really nice of you in a. In a meaningful way. It is not an album I returned to.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

But it also would not have been an album I returned to even if it was the best album that had ever been made. So I don't actually know if that shit's banging or not banging, because it ain't really for me.

[Langston Kerman]

I respect that you listen to the whole thing because I remember feeling it.

[David Bore]

Was the first one.

[Langston Kerman]

Exactly. And I felt so good about myself, even, like, I'm gonna sit down and I'm gonna. I'm gonna get into this.

[David Bore]

I love Andre.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like. I was like. I was like. I couldn't wait to stunt on other people. Like, as the first track was starting in my head, I was being like, have you heard track number seven? Like, having fake conversations, you know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

What's my favorite song? It's hard.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

I respect the artistry, though, to be able to switch and do something else.

[Langston Kerman]

Like, how many rappers you ever seen play anything?

[David Bore]

Exactly.

[Langston Kerman]

You know what I mean? I've seen, I think, Lil Wayne pretend to play the guitar.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And I think that's why he remains my favorite artist, is because he's demonstrating. Frankly, as a comedian, one of my biggest fears is what. What could be the pivot from this is playing, like, how do I parachute out of this shit? And is it a flute?

[Langston Kerman]

Is.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Is terrifying, but also inspiring as fuck that this motherfucker was at the Grove with it.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

He's like, I'm practicing. I really believe in this as, like, my next outlet. I'm committing to it. What a beautiful choice.

[Langston Kerman]

I mean, he is multi platinum in the way that he has money where.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

He could just get a flute 100% like that.

[Langston Kerman]

That does need to be because, like, man, you guys give me some money, I'm gonna be at the Grove with all kinds of weird shit.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm gonna be at the Grove with crazy shit. You don't know. Who knows?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And I think that's what makes me continue to believe he really is the greatest rapper of all time, is because he got so fucking good at it that he was like.

[David Bore]

He was over it. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Cause every time he would come back, he'd be like, oh, my God. Remember when the Walk it out remix came out and you were like, it was happening? Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

He's like, doing inspirational music underneath Walk it out. And you're like, this shit still bang.

[Langston Kerman]

When he was talking about cars were metal instead of plastic value, I was like, I didn't even. I never even thought about.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Do we wanna hear any other old rappers, brother?

[Langston Kerman]

That's a tough question. That's a tough question. I wanna hear the old rappers who are having fun still.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't wanna hear the old guys who seem to have gotten bitter.

[David Bore]

Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

Cause I would wanna hear Big Boi, too. Cause if you look on Instagram, Big Boy's just hanging out with owls, cooking food, and you're like, okay, yeah, I want. I want that. But I don't want to hear, like, some, like, back of my day. I can't.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I genuinely do believe the. The gentlemen of outkast have aged better than any other rapper. Agree. Period. Full stop. There is nobody I would put ahead of them. Jay Z is who a lot of people are going to point to, but Jay Z turned into a full, like, nightmare capitalist in order to, like, pivot out of it.

[Langston Kerman]

But he always was sure.

[David Bore]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Langston Kerman]

Reasonable doubt is just how to hustle.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

But I'm saying that, like, he had to become, like, the version of the thing that he referred to as his enemy.

[Langston Kerman]

When did he say it was his enemy.

[David Bore]

We all knew this was who I felt like, who he was becoming, bro.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I'm not talking about the making the money part of it. I'm saying that, like, the alignment with the police. He's sitting down with Jared Kushner. That ain't. That wasn't the game.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

He didn't talk about that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You know what I mean? Like, that way, you weren't like, yo, when I. You were like, nah, I'm moving with villains. Cause that's who really. Who is helping me get to where I need to be. But he wasn't like, yo, for the rest of my life. That's who I like. It's just dirtbags, even. The whole premise of getting rid of Dame Dash was under this, like, guise of, no, I've grown up. I'm beyond this now. I'm in a different space. And now it's like, nah, I figured out that I can make.

[Langston Kerman]

I just. Pair of jeans I buttoned up, bro. That was when he started to lose me. Cause I wasn't there yet.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

He's like, I'm getting some beachside properties.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, I still, like.

[David Bore]

These guys had to throw away all my jerseys. That was a rough time. I'm like, man, I got this.

[Langston Kerman]

McDonald just got this. No, I wasn't on that because I was just not. I did not have access to the button downs he had.

[David Bore]

My button downs was from this place called Foreman Mills. I'm from the east coast, so we had a. It was like a. It would be like a Burlington Coke Factory.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay. Oh, I love a Burlington.

[David Bore]

Yeah. But they wasn't good button down. You know how you get the cheap.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Foreman Mills sounds like, oh, yeah, Foreman Mills sounds like somebody was trying to do Burlington Coat Factory and couldn't quite nail it.

[David Bore]

They was like, who are we gonna name it? Yeah, Their slogan was stretch those mills.

[Langston Kerman]

Foreman Mills. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's.

[Langston Kerman]

That sucks, man.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's a bad place to shout.

[David Bore]

I met the Rock there, though.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Okay, so, Dwayne.

[David Bore]

Yes.

[Langston Kerman]

Early.

[David Bore]

Early on.

[Langston Kerman]

Whoa. He same button downs the Rock was in because he used to have button downs in the Jabroni era. His button downs went crazy when he.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Was pretending to be Italian.

[Langston Kerman]

Menus, bro. By the way, can we bring back Italian rock? I know he's black.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

The best one.

[Langston Kerman]

I really liked him as an Italian guy. Yeah.

[David Bore]

I think he Italian in his new movie.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah. He's now gone.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't know what's going on with that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

He's trying to reset, and it sucks watching him try to reset.

[Langston Kerman]

I see it as Italian. I see, bro. I seen him at the movie. Yeah, I saw the. I saw the premiere and then when they came out and talked afterwards. Yeah. And, like, when he talks, you're just like, oh, let's do each other to be president.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

For real.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. That's how. That's how he feels. That's how I feel.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

He wants to be Italian, man.

[Langston Kerman]

That's.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's a real bummer.

[Langston Kerman]

But.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

But I do agree. Italian rock at his, like, height, when he. He had us San Jabroni, I said.

[Langston Kerman]

It all the time. I said, it's cool.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Poon tang pie.

[Langston Kerman]

All that was.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That was. That was cool, man.

[Langston Kerman]

It was cool to say, do you smell what I'm cooking? Yeah, that was really. Doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter is like, all right, I'm saying it. That's a top three Wyclef Jean song. To me.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

It ain't number four.

[Langston Kerman]

Exactly. That was so cool. Yeah, man.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Nah, you're absolutely right.

[David Bore]

We share a birthday.

[Langston Kerman]

You and the rock.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, good. What are you guys, Pisces?

[David Bore]

No, we're Taurus.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Oh, I'm a Taurus.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm a Taurus, too.

[David Bore]

When's your birthday?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

April 23rd.

[David Bore]

Okay. That's why you be so chill and reserved till you no niggas.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

I'm the same way.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I get that. I get that. I'm a May Taurus. It's a little.

[David Bore]

When's your birthday?

[Langston Kerman]

Cinco de Mayo.

[David Bore]

Oh, yours? The fifth.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Okay. Mine's the second.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay. Oh, wow.

[David Bore]

Oh, this is amazing.

[Langston Kerman]

Taurus energy.

[David Bore]

That's why. Earth tones. And I see you.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it's a problem. I really.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Oh, you believe in the witchcraft.

[David Bore]

I actually really do.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

You see the witch.

[David Bore]

You see it.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

He is starting to get a little.

[Langston Kerman]

Actually, I'm like.

[David Bore]

I'm excited now. I'm like, oh, nigga, what time was.

[Langston Kerman]

Y' all niggas born?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You're, like, really bought in.

[Langston Kerman]

Can I say about that shit, though? Sometimes when I read it, I am like, this is more like me than I would like it to be. I. Especially when you read the synopsis, like, when it's like, Taurus do this, and they move like this. And if you. And then, like, I read it, and I'm like. I can't even pretend like, that isn't right. Strange.

[David Bore]

Very strange. And this is.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I. I wonder how much of that, if I'm being my most cynical, is that a bunch of people through generations have handed our Personalities down to us that, like, if the language around the time and date that you were born is that this is how your personality will be. You can dictate a personality to a person.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, but you didn't know that in your development. I didn't know that. I didn't. I didn't know anything about that growing up. But.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

But your mom, your dad.

[Langston Kerman]

No, my mom's from Africa. We just. We're first generation. Yeah. Like, we don't even. We. We know nothing about.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I don't do any. Any sky craft in Africa.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, first of all, he said skycraft. That was crazy. Skycraft is awful. Actually new. Never heard of that. That's like. That's like what white guys say. Oh, you don't do that. Skycraft.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Draw some lines between stars over there.

[Langston Kerman]

First of all, it's witchcraft.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Oh, witchcraft.

[David Bore]

Sorry.

[Langston Kerman]

No, not that I've never. Not that I've ever heard of.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Whoa.

[Langston Kerman]

I feel like also, if there was some sort of African astrology, hoteps would have let us know by now. It would have been, at least in the, like, conspiracy. You know what? It would have come.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I do think that's why they skip straight to Egyptian.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah. Because if they do, like, the main continent, Africa, they're gonna have a lot more trouble with their, like, beliefs and putting everything together, their connections.

[David Bore]

Right, right.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

With Egypt, it's more ancient, and therefore there are, like, solutions that they can find inside of this that they can't ever find.

[Langston Kerman]

But if y' all are listening, maybe start African astrology. That can be good. That can be good.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That'd be really nice.

[Langston Kerman]

I could go huge star. I actually think that was rough.

[David Bore]

That was funny.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Nigga wouldn't have fun with me before now.

[Langston Kerman]

You might get away with that. I didn't.

[David Bore]

Let's have some fun.

[Langston Kerman]

I didn't like the rollout is all that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

It was really fun, and I think you blew it.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm going to retry next time.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I guess today didn't blow it. We've had probably a first segment's worth of conversation.

[Langston Kerman]

You probably got to go to break soon.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, he's hilarious, man. We're really happy. You know him. You know him from. From stand up comedy. You know him from the Kevin Lang Show, a very popular program. He's. He's very funny. He's on tour right now. You're gonna love him. Give it up for Herman Rice, everybody.

[Langston Kerman]

I want you to know this, if your prayers include me, to stop drinking, stop smoking, and stop having fun and stop watching these little Bitches pop their ass. If your prayers include any of those things, they're not gonna work because I'm rejecting them all. And I will be continuing in my same wicked ass motherfucking ways. I guess that's the way you want to put it.

[David Bore]

That was perfect for me.

[Langston Kerman]

Did y' all go on my page? We like to put some thought into it.

[David Bore]

Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

That was really good. I was like, damn my wicked ways.

[David Bore]

I was just praying this morning. I am very happy to be here. Thank you for having me.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, man, I'm here.

[David Bore]

You've done so much. So I hold you in such a high regard as a comic, you know what I mean? Oh, so nice. So I really appreciate you having me on the podcast. I never told you that. And we can move past that. Cause it's getting mushy.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, it sucks.

[Langston Kerman]

But I definitely, definitely, I hated how that felt.

[David Bore]

Definitely respect you so much as a comic. David. I'm first meeting you, brother. But you're so, I think so down to earth, so.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, thank you. I've done about half as much.

[David Bore]

Well, you've made me feel so comfortable as I've been here. And then I found out that we all tour, so that makes me feel even more comfortable.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Good, good.

[David Bore]

Very happy to be here, man. Thank you for having me.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

We couldn't be happier that you're here. Please get off our dicks.

[Langston Kerman]

Why didn't I do that, man? We don't take compliments well over here.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

But you came to us with a conspiracy theory that I'm very excited about. We haven't talked about this ever once, I think on the podcast. It has never come up on the podcast, which you would think is insane, but you said, my mama told me Bigfoot is real. Yes.

[David Bore]

Let's go.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Tell us everything.

[Langston Kerman]

You've got so many questions.

[David Bore]

Okay, here's my thing. And I'mma make it as basic as possible.

[Langston Kerman]

Uh oh, right.

[David Bore]

Before we even get into the theories, do you think there is a man with enough time to walk around making 24 to 36 inch footprints to prove a creature is real?

[Langston Kerman]

Yes. And I think he has a podcast in the middle of the forest. Yeah, bro, I be having a lot of time.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

You have enough time to go and make big ass tracks in the forest?

[Langston Kerman]

If I lived forest adjacent, I could guarantee 10 to 12 tracks of forest.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

If I live close, those are pretty good numbers.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I'll be honest. If I live close to that, I have enough unaccounted for time being like my girls at work in between Shows sometimes at nighttime, I'll drive an hour. I'd be like, oh, me and Langston are going to the store. And then I would go do that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, I could fully see that for you.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. But that's not my issue. I like the idea that it. Now I feel like I've given up too much of my game. I'm like, what are you doing in your spiritual game? You guys are looking at me. Nothing. I have no spare time.

[David Bore]

He like, Dexter over here.

[Langston Kerman]

I just got more than you think is all, is what I'm saying.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's a lot. And I think he has even less time than a lot of people.

[Langston Kerman]

Right.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Like, I think there's a lot of people out in the world who have, like, spare time than a motherfucker.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, man. Yeah.

[David Bore]

Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

But that's not. I don't.

[David Bore]

But everywhere. On multiple continents. Cause it seems like a lot of places have their own Bigfoot.

[Langston Kerman]

Cause that's what I wanted to get into. Right? There's, like, the Abominable Snowman, the yeti. There's one in South America. Right. And that, to me, is the greatest kind of, like, marker towards this is a poss. It's like how every culture has dragons. Right. Cultures that never interacted with each other still have the idea of what dragons are. And then you're like, okay, well, maybe. And that's how I feel about. Because it feels like if it's real, it's obviously some kind of a missing link between us and primates. Right?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Sure.

[Langston Kerman]

And that story itself does not feel crazy to me.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah. I always had a little bit of trouble with the missing link part of it, or.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't know. Missing link might not be the right term. I'm just talking about something somewhere, the development between that and here.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I don't actually mean that. I. I'm not judging the sit. Suggestion of a missing link, because I think that that's. That is part of the shit. I've always had a little bit more trouble with the premise that this isn't kind of like a thing living. Like, it always felt arrogant of humans to be like, well, it's probably, like, us, but not, like, you know what I mean, where it's like. It's the way that giraffes and horses ain't related. You know what I mean? Like, they're like. They're not like, loose cousins the same way that we would think they are, just because they're walking on all. And they. They sort of, like, gallop and shit.

[Langston Kerman]

So you don't like the idea that.

[David Bore]

Giraffes and horses not part of the same.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I don't think so.

[Langston Kerman]

I think giraffes, it feels. It feels like they could be.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And if they are, my bad, y'.

[Langston Kerman]

All feels like a giraffe is a stretched out horse.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

If they are, what the do you want from me?

[Langston Kerman]

They both got weird tongues and like weak legs. I think they might be loose type.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

In giraffe equals horse are not closely related. They are in different taxonomic orders and their lineages diverge over 50 million years ago. Horses are odd toed ungulates. You can't say that about y' all being crazy, man. Y' all don't call no horse no ungulate.

[Langston Kerman]

And for all the ungulates, listen, I love your food. Yeah, man, I love it.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Hey, the ungulate parade goes off every time.

[Langston Kerman]

Come on. More paprika. That's what I said.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

While giraffes are even toed ungulates, this means giraffe is more closely related to a hippo or a goat than to a horse. Wow.

[Langston Kerman]

See, that's a dangerous kind of math. Yeah, like that feels like racial math. Like where it's like I don't even know what to do.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

How many toes you got? Type shit.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I don't even know what to do with that.

[David Bore]

Okay, Racial math is hilarious.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

We'Ve all done it.

[David Bore]

We have all done it.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

So her you believe in Bigfoot?

[David Bore]

I do believe in Bigfoot.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And besides the footprints, what other reasons do you have to believe in?

[David Bore]

Just multiple accounts in different places. Like I said, it's very hard, I feel like for these stories to be shared on different continents with no means of. You know what I mean? Like a letter in a bottle. We got a Bigfoot too, you know what I mean? I don't believe that. And then also I do believe that there might be a hollow earth. So maybe it's not.

[Langston Kerman]

You did not lead with that. I'm so sorry.

[David Bore]

Okay, so I believe that maybe it's some things that are here or remnants of things that have always been here throughout time that can't be explained. Yeah, that's why a lot of things get covered up. That's why we don't know about a lot of shit, you know what I mean? So I feel like, yes, I do believe. And that's one of the reasons. I just feel like it's so many accounts in different places.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You coming in crazy mama.

[Langston Kerman]

I like it. I honestly feel like we gotta go to break so we can come back here in A real way.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

No, we gotta. We maybe need to rethink some strategy.

[Langston Kerman]

This is exciting.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I didn't know this nigga was nuts.

[Langston Kerman]

We got one. We got one. We got one. Me and David gonna talk. We'll be right back after this.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

More My Mama Told Me. Hey, everyone.

[Langston Kerman]

Ed Helms here.

[David Bore]

And hi, I'm Cal Penn, and we're the hosts of Irsay, The Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Jenny Garth, host of the I Heart Podcast. I choose me to discuss the new Audible adaptation of the timeless Jane Austen classic Pride and Prejudice. This is not a trick question. There's no wrong answer. What role would I play?

[Langston Kerman]

You know what? I can see you as Mr. Darcy.

[Commercial Announcer]

You got a little Colin Firth.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Okay, that's really sweet. I appreciate that. But are you sure I'm not the dad? I'm not Mr. Bennett.

[David Bore]

Here.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

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[Commercial Announcer]

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[Langston Kerman]

There the last one.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Langston Kerman]

I hate to say it, but I.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Don'T trust much of anything.

[Langston Kerman]

It's the rage bait.

[David Bore]

It feels like it's trying to divide people. We got clear facts.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Maybe we could calm down a little. NBC News brings you clear reporting. Let's meet at the Facts. Let's Move forward from there. NBC News reporting for America.

[Langston Kerman]

Look at your neighbor and say, he's a meat stretcher. He'll stretch your meat. Hallelujah. And look at your neighbor and say, maybe Bigfoot's real. We're back. That is a.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

They still say the meat stretcher thing too.

[Langston Kerman]

Say that verse. I can't even look at y'. All. Hey. Hey.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You're me stretching. You'll stretch your meat. Also. Bigfoot is real.

[Langston Kerman]

Hey. And honestly, I will. I'll make a pound of ground beef. Last six weeks. What's up? Mm.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

That's a.

[David Bore]

You know what? You very fast on your feet.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Mentally. Mentally, for sure.

[David Bore]

No, you're not getting away from bigfoot. No.

[Langston Kerman]

The 40 yard was about a 52 at its height, and that's a lie. It was 5 4.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

All right.

[Langston Kerman]

All right.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Hey, Cat Williams wishes he could run as fast as you were.

[Langston Kerman]

No, I think he could. I think he.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I think I was just.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it looked pretty good.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I'm not gonna lie. He, at 50, is running. I know he's not running a actual, like, whatever. It was four flat that he was claiming.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

A four flat is crazy.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

He. But either way, he. He was fast as fuck.

[Langston Kerman]

He was fast. He was fast. He was fast, and like. Cause 50. Who sprints anymore? That's like.

[David Bore]

Yeah, you could hurt yourself.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And he's. He's physically been through so much that you would expect.

[Langston Kerman]

What do you mean?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Nigga didn't have teeth for a long time.

[David Bore]

You know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

He's had a life where you would expect him to not be able to move no more. And he's.

[David Bore]

He's running a four or five.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I don't think that's true.

[David Bore]

Four six.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

No, no, I think it was probably five.

[David Bore]

I think a five flat, but five for 50.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's crazy.

[Langston Kerman]

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. 46 is like Division 1 athlete.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's combine shit, right?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

I think I can run a 46 right now. I was a Division 1 athlete, man.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

All right, brother.

[Langston Kerman]

What do you want us to do, brother?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I was a baby once. We all won something.

[Langston Kerman]

I got no friend in this meeting. We all undulate.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I understand how time works. I know what the fuck I used to be able to do and what I can't do no more.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm gonna just stick to my conspiracy. No, I ain't even gonna. I'm not gonna come at you like that. Congratulations. Both of us. It comes from A place of jealousy for sure.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Deeply jealousy.

[Langston Kerman]

Y' all cool? Y' all still got. You got hair. Don't do that to us. Don't do that to us. Come on, man.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Baby, you got hair. Baby, you talk.

[Langston Kerman]

Yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, let's go. Zoom in, zoom in.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Oh, I forgot. You didn't know his secret.

[Langston Kerman]

You didn't know his one weakness. I was not ready at all.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

This whole time, I thought you knew that.

[Langston Kerman]

I didn't know at all. You played off well. I had no idea. I had no idea this was a ball game. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

He keep that hat on tight.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I had no idea.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

Ain't no loose. You don't know. Yeah, yeah, you had it. That makes sense.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Now Dan got his exact size of lids.

[Langston Kerman]

He go to a different list. Right, right, right, right. Okay.

[David Bore]

Disguise, please.

[Langston Kerman]

All right, all right. Now it feels like we're even again.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Everything's back to normal.

[Langston Kerman]

Just four to three different ungulates in here. I like that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Leveled the play field. You've revealed to us you believe in the possibility of a Hollow Earth. You've revealed to us that Bigfoot you believe is real. Have you always felt this way? Where did this come from for you?

[David Bore]

I've always wanted to believe because I. First of all, I'm a super huge fan of Indiana Jones. Me and my grandma used to watch it together, so I love the discovery. Like, National Treasure is one of my favorite. You know what I'm saying?

[Langston Kerman]

That one is a fun ride. That's a fun ride.

[David Bore]

So I really enjoy the thought of Tomb Raider. I really enjoy the thought of discovering things from the past in places that may not be as apparent. Like, again, deep holes in the earth, deep caverns. Like, so strange. Again, like, conspiracy theories. It's like, because I believe in Bigfoot, I believe in all type of things. Hollow Earth. I believe that there might be some type of tunnel that leads you somewhere else. They found ancient ruins of Egypt in the Grand Canyons.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, okay, nevermind.

[David Bore]

No, no, go ahead.

[Langston Kerman]

No, I don't want to talk.

[David Bore]

Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

You sure? Yeah. Get whimsical on it. No, it wasn't whimsical. What I was saying. Okay, okay. The point is. That's another question, man.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I, too, find myself sort of wanting that level of fantasy to exist. Where I have trouble is that it becomes a bunch of motherfuckers I don't respect becoming the main vocal, sort of like, advocates for the. The silly things that I hope are real.

[Langston Kerman]

Right.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You know what I mean? Like if it weren't coming from such toxic individuals, Hollow Earth would be really fun, right? But it's coming from, like, deeply angry, often racist people. And then you go, like, man, that sucks.

[Langston Kerman]

A lot of the issue, too, is that. A lot of the issue I find with it, too, is that, like, even though science has constantly proved itself wrong on things over and over again, it's still, like. I think it's, like, deeply important to trust the current science, because if you don't do that, you get, like, the way that Americans are spinning out now where they don't believe in anything. So it's like, as much as I have that want to be like, oh, maybe there's crazy shit, it's like, you at least gotta believe the people who know more than you at this point, bro.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

We need a sincere system of beliefs, right? Like, everybody needs that, regardless of if it's religion, if it's science, whatever it is. And we're, as a society, moving further and further from sincere belief in religion. Like, culturally, I think it is becoming less and less of a sincere belief and more of, like, bad actors owning religion for the sake of, like, proving whatever points they have for themselves. And so, like, if you're gonna deny God and you're gonna deny science, then suddenly you're just making up whatever you want. And that's nasty. That's dangerous.

[David Bore]

You know what that's the perfect example of what you described was. You ever seen the Book of Eli?

[Langston Kerman]

Of course.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

So it's just like, where. It's like, he knew by getting that Bible, this one word could change the thoughts of everybody. But it was the wrong person trying to wield it for the wrong reason. So perfect example.

[Langston Kerman]

That movie did kind of piss me off. Mm.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Say more.

[Langston Kerman]

I was sort of mad when it was the Bible.

[David Bore]

Did you. What did you want it to be?

[Langston Kerman]

A gun? Some kind of a new gun they didn't have or something? Because it was just like. Cause I felt like if it was the Bible, then we're just getting into the same trap that we were in before. That's what it made me feel like. It made me feel like it was gonna be history repeating itself.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I felt something similar. I wanted it to be the Bible, but I wanted it to be a special Bible that had, like, a fucking. Like, how do we blot out the sun?

[Langston Kerman]

Like the Catholic one with the Apocrypha.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah. Like, it has, like, an extra book in it that actually resolves their problems today kind of thing, as opposed to it just being like, John Luke, the Rest.

[David Bore]

But so inspiring though, right? Post apocalyptic. It's nothing else for you to read. You don't have anything else for you to read. And these are the stories.

[Langston Kerman]

I mean, I honestly think for me to. If I survive the apocalypse the first 20 years, I'm probably just writing off of movies that I've seen so many times. I just. Like, at nighttime, I'll just play like Wedding Crashers or Friday in my head.

[David Bore]

Oh, you got chapstick. That's all you got. You got cat chapstick and you got a CD player.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's it.

[David Bore]

That's all he had. And the Bible. Yeah, so.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, no, but even if I had to pick a book, I'm not picking the Bible.

[David Bore]

What book would you have for the rest of your. What? Be a wrinkle in time?

[Langston Kerman]

You remember that. Oh, that is hard.

[David Bore]

Oh.

[Langston Kerman]

You know what I would want for.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

The rest of my life? Watchmen.

[Langston Kerman]

Graphic novel.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Gimme Watchmen. It's graphic novel. So I get to look at a bunch of stuff and I can pick apart the anim. You know what I mean? The drawings and shit and small details. I'll do that forever. And it feels like certainly in an apocalypse, it's applicable. It's gonna address some current issues.

[Langston Kerman]

That's a really good pick.

[David Bore]

That is really good.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's a really good pick. I don't have one.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's okay.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I don't have one.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's all right. What you picking?

[David Bore]

Oh, damn. 48 laws of power. Just.

[Langston Kerman]

Nigga, just keep reading over and over again. Come on, man. There's no narrative in that.

[David Bore]

I want the 50 cent version.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I was gonna say at least get the. At least get the 50 laws. What were his two extra laws? What were they?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Hang upside down.

[Langston Kerman]

Dr. Dre Production.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Dr. Dre. It's gotta be a Dr. Dre Production.

[David Bore]

I can see him going with that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Bigfoot.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Let's talk about Bigfoot a little bit. Or at least what I've come to find with Bigfoot. And I hope, given your. You. You seem.

[David Bore]

Knowledge.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Your knowledge, but also your firm sort of faith. Yes, I would venture to call this faith that you have in the existence of Bigfoot. I'm very excited to hear how you feel about all of this information. Okay, so the first appearance of Bigfoot in popular culture is traced back to 1958. 1958 is the original Bigfoot. They found a large footprint in the hills of Bluff Creek, California, that was 16 inches long. That's your footprint.

[Langston Kerman]

That. That is actually 16 is not crazy.

[David Bore]

I'm. I'm. That's me.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

But that's pretty close to you.

[David Bore]

Very close.

[Langston Kerman]

Very true. Very true.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That ain't that crazy.

[David Bore]

That's not that crazy. This man could have just been homeless.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yep. That might have been Montel Jordan.

[Langston Kerman]

Senior out of this bitch.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

What the Montel Jordan senior talking about?

[David Bore]

It's Thursday night. Singing about.

[Langston Kerman]

Singing about Thursdays. Thursday better than Friday because it gives you something to look forward to.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Ladies, free on Thursdays.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, gosh.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Oh, the prequel.

[Langston Kerman]

It's not.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

It's 16 inches. Is not that crazy. It was later proven to be an absolute hoax. It was done by a man named Ray Wallace, who admitted on his deathbed to making lots of fake tracks throughout the 50s and 60s using large carved wooden feet. He basically car whittled some big ass feet and then like you said, would spend his afternoons laying fucking footprints in random places.

[Langston Kerman]

And he was doing it for the love of the game.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

He didn't even know Internet didn't even exist.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, he probably was just like, wouldn't it be funny if somebody saw us and thought it was a monster?

[David Bore]

I think the government told. Told him to say that.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[David Bore]

The government told him to. I think they.

[Langston Kerman]

Brother, I think we're wearing hats on hats on hats right now. And we need to focus on one. We'll have you back, but we gotta focus on one.

[David Bore]

Let's focus on one. Okay, so that is a very good point. Size.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Hey, lock in, man size 16 is.

[David Bore]

Me, you know, Come on, get more facts. Let's see.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

So he does this through the 50s and 60s. Now I'm gonna run through a timeline of other big Bigfoot in other places. In other places. It's some. 1967 is the famous, most famous footage of Bigfoot.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, is that the walking away one?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

The one where he's like walking away and then he looks back and. Yeah, yeah, Gives a little wink to the camera.

[David Bore]

I love that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's the most famous one. We're all familiar with that footage that comes from these dudes. Roger Rogers and Hammerson. Rogers and Hammerson, Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin. It was also found in Bluff Creek, California. It was shot on 16 millimeter. It's the most famous footage of Bigfoot. And it's this very casual stroll. Now what they claim is the fact that that footage has not been replicated is proof that this is in fact real footage of the Bigfoot. Like it hasn't been actively refuted and they are like proven totally wrong. And also they haven't been able to like, hoaxers haven't done the same thing at the same clip.

[Langston Kerman]

Are people looking at it like the Zapruder film? Are people analyzing it though, like that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

They claim that they are being analyzed like that.

[Langston Kerman]

Also that to me, even though I like the existence of Bigfoot, that video doesn't sell me because it's just like. Like practical effects. You could just set.

[David Bore]

Practical effects were very good practical effects.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And also, it's 1967 and cameras suck.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

In a way that, like, you want to prove to me that Bigfoot, that Bigfoot is real? Do that shit. Find it in 2002.

[Langston Kerman]

Cause it could have just been a hairy dude. It could have been an ungo.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, you gotta stop saying that was the last one.

[Langston Kerman]

That was the last one. That was the last one. You're right. You're right.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You're being crazy.

[Langston Kerman]

I was going nuts. Yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

That's fair.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Now, in 2000, a team of prominent Bigfoot investigators. These might be your people. Bigfoot, the Bigfoot Field Research Organization went on an excursion in Mount Adams in Washington state and found what they claimed to be a large mammal's left forearm, hip, thigh and heel imprint in some mud. Basically, Bigfoot was chilling.

[Langston Kerman]

He was laying down. Yeah. Watching the game.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

He was watching the game.

[Langston Kerman]

Like, what the fuck?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

A bird and a squirrel were fighting and he just. He taking it all in.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

But they found this big, like, print, and they claim that that is the first. This is 2000, the first print of Bigfoot ever discovered. Like, his torso, not just his feet.

[David Bore]

Okay. Again, different place, different Bigfoot feels like.

[Langston Kerman]

Just could be a big ass dude. And maybe Bigfoot is just a big dude.

[David Bore]

Maybe Bigfoot is just a big dude.

[Langston Kerman]

Maybe we all got a little Bigfoot in us.

[David Bore]

That's crazy. I don't want to admit to that. I like that you said that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

If you immediately pulled out your phone.

[Langston Kerman]

I thought we were friends having fun.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I gotta check if my girl still love me.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm texting her right now.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

It did.

[Langston Kerman]

You know what?

[David Bore]

I know.

[Langston Kerman]

Believe in Bigfoot. Don't ever tell me some shit to say on here. Baby, baby.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Remember that thing? Fucking bomb, baby. Now, 2006, they found textures in a plaster of Bigfoot's footprint. Basically, like, found the textures which they revealed or claimed to be fingerprints, which experts are claiming hoaxers could never actually come up with that. Like, a hoaxer would obviously whittle the wood, but they wouldn't have the insight to make literal, like fingerprint indentations inside of the foot, which would then Sell it, they claim, sells it more so actual.

[David Bore]

Like, okay, we got the ridges and the lines and all. We actually got a footprint here.

[Langston Kerman]

Right, right, right.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

They're saying it's deeply detailed in a way that the average Whittler would not tend to make.

[David Bore]

So Bigfoot is in the system.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, no. They got them prints.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

They got them prints.

[Langston Kerman]

Bigfoot is in the system now. Scary.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

As soon as the government's back up and running, they gonna get him. They gonna get them. They're waiting on it to restart this.

[Langston Kerman]

Guy, start back up.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's what our boy Trump been working on this whole time.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm sure he's crack ready to sprinkle.

[David Bore]

If they make Bigfoot crack related, that would be. Honestly, I think that's what they're gonna say.

[Langston Kerman]

They're gonna say it's not the CIA. It's Bigfoot who dropped off crack in the hood.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Oh, I.

[David Bore]

They start just tying.

[Langston Kerman]

They're like, it wasn't us. It wasn't us.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I was going in a completely different direction.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I thought you were gonna say that. They'll say that Bigfoot is just a big ass black person and they'll make us animals again.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And maybe that's why I'm so afraid of the missing link, because it's like they're gonna be. They're gonna make him black.

[David Bore]

That's why I would like to believe he's from the Hollow Earth instead of the missing link.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Cause it gives us something else apart from us.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

There's no way they find a Bigfoot and they go, that's a white guy.

[Langston Kerman]

You don't think they. No. This is interesting. You don't think that white people think Bigfoot is more of a white guy?

[David Bore]

Especially if he's monstrous.

[Langston Kerman]

I feel like when you see, like Harry and the Hendersons or like, like when they.

[David Bore]

Like you talking about commercial Chewbacca. You know what I mean? You talk about, like, it's like, okay, okay, okay. That's the Chewbacca you could sell, but you can't sell him. They don't even make Batman black.

[Langston Kerman]

That's true. And he's.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I think their fantasy of Bigfoot is white.

[David Bore]

Right.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

But I think when they finally see a Bigfoot and shoot it in the head. That's a black guy. Damn. Yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

That's sad.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Because they're gonna shoot it.

[Langston Kerman]

They're gonna. Yeah, yeah. They're gonna. They're not gonna.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

It's gonna. It's gonna have one. Depending on who catches it, it's gonna have one. Weird reaction, bro. And they are going to shoot it.

[Langston Kerman]

It's gonna make a weird noise.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

It's gonna fucking. It's gonna go hook and steam is gonna come out and they're gonna fuck it.

[David Bore]

Yeah, they gonna light it up. That's why they got them guns like these. What our guns for?

[Langston Kerman]

That's why they got the Book of Eli Guns.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Read it. The Bible. Read big.

[David Bore]

Um. Damn. Okay. I don't know.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Okay, yeah, more. More information. Because this is where I think it's gonna. Up to this point, you're hearing things that I think approve your theory, or at least the possibility of it. In 2007, there's a history Channel show called Monster Quest where they search for Bigfoot. It happens for four years. They do not find a Bigfoot. In 2008, two dudes, Matthew Whitten and Rick Dyer, claimed to have found a dead body of a Bigfoot, which they kept in. A number of top scientists got involved in the study, seeking evidence, and it later is revealed, as you say it.

[Langston Kerman]

A guy they killed. I literally was thinking that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I'm like, is that it's just a hoax. They just.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, they just faked it.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

They just faked a Bigfoot. And I'll in fact, show you pictures of this supposed Bigfoot.

[Langston Kerman]

We gotta get a screen.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

We gotta get a screen. It's actually deeply embarrassing to hold these tiny photos up to you. That's the face right there, and that's the body sort of folded over. But that is. They said, not a Bigfoot.

[David Bore]

That's just.

[Langston Kerman]

They had to know they were gonna get caught.

[David Bore]

Cause that's scary. Cause now I'm thinking, y', all. This is somebody y' all murdered. Well, I'm happy it was fake.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, me too. That's exactly what I thought. That's.

[David Bore]

Cause I'm like, y' all murdered somebody and then told people that.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. And then the one guy was like, I got it. Yeah. I'm gonna tell him it's fixed, but I got it.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You said the works at a hair salon, right?

[Langston Kerman]

Like you said six, eight, black guy.

[David Bore]

He was in the forest smoking weed.

[Langston Kerman]

The skin came out, bro.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah. They shot him angry.

[David Bore]

Wow.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

They're like, look, he looks like a monkey to me. Yeah. No, I think there's some nasty origins to this. This body, but that is not a Bigfoot. There is also, in 2006, two people claim to have bumped into a Bigfoot and get separate footage. This footage is referred to as the Sonoma Bigfoot foot video.

[Langston Kerman]

This is in Sonoma, California.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Sonoma, California. They claim to have found another bigfoot. And that's what this footage is.

[David Bore]

He liked California.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And it's only 10 seconds long. It is not very long.

[Langston Kerman]

Would they get that on a Razer phone? Yeah, 06 right here. Yeah. Oh.

[David Bore]

Oh, that was him. I'm not chasing. You know what they said?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Oh, there he is.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's him right there.

[David Bore]

He is on a stroll.

[Langston Kerman]

He like, I got to get to where the.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I'm going. Big has somewhere to be for sure. Like, not now.

[Langston Kerman]

Not, not, not, not.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I take pictures, but not now. I got.

[Langston Kerman]

He wasn't on. That was crazy.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

The woodchuck owes me $88. I gotta go.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't believe that because it was such a crazy gate. Like, just the way he walked was too crazy. That was a weird one.

[David Bore]

He looked like he going to pick up money. That was, I'm going to pick up money.

[Langston Kerman]

Or it looked like you'd put somebody in a costume and said, hey, walk like bigfoot real quick.

[David Bore]

Is this my angry walk?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

It looked like it was trying to find Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems.

[Langston Kerman]

It looked like Adam Sandler. It looked like Adam Sandler. Chandler was in that.

[David Bore]

Here's the thing. You're never gonna see him because you know what they said about Bigfoot. He is elusive and shy.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

Like every animal, right?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

We still catch Frank Ocean.

[Langston Kerman]

No, not often.

[David Bore]

Not often. They caught that nigga in Japan. But you seen that footage. It's very fast.

[Langston Kerman]

It's dark.

[David Bore]

Keep moving.

[Langston Kerman]

Same walk. He like. Yeah, same walk. He like this. I got somewhere to go. Literally.

[David Bore]

I was like, is this nighttime?

[Langston Kerman]

I was like, bro.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah. No, look, man, this list continues of just, like, potential. Of potential. But frankly, all of it becoming quickly denied. In 2012, a scientist, Texas veterinarian, researcher announced that she had the results of years of investigation that prove that Bigfoot was real. Her science was later completely refuted.

[David Bore]

Where's she from? Texas.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Texas. That's right.

[David Bore]

They got some good weed out there.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Science, science, capital.

[Langston Kerman]

You don't mess with them.

[David Bore]

Yeah, she got guns. She said all these theories is right.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And then some people finally got their guns.

[Langston Kerman]

No, no, they're not. No, they're not.

[David Bore]

No, they're not.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Similarly, 2012, two vehicles in rural Montana hit and killed one. What apparently was a Bigfoot on Highway 93 that's later proven not to be true in 2000.

[Langston Kerman]

I feel like a lot of this is murders. It's just murders. A lot of this is people being like, okay, here's what we say. I thought he was Bigfoot.

[David Bore]

It's crazy.

[Langston Kerman]

For murder in the forest.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

In 2023, two years after being found guilty of professional misconduct, a person named Melba Ketchup launches a crowdfunding effort for cryptid genome project which is meant to like unlock the truth about bigfoot. She collects $25,000 from donors to. Not enough.

[Langston Kerman]

I feel like.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

No, no credible. Not even trouble for Bigfoot.

[Langston Kerman]

That's an amount. That's an amount of money you run off with.

[David Bore]

Yeah, no for sure.

[Langston Kerman]

25 racks.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

She just rented two years worth of apartment.

[David Bore]

Yep, that's it. Just real crypto invest. I'm gonna try that one.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And in 2023, Peter Byrne, the last of the so called Four Horsemen who were a part of the main sort of Bigfoot research community, he died and sadly never having seen or gotten any evidence of his theory.

[David Bore]

Here's the thing. If we have Bigfoot, doesn't that throw off everything? Like if they actually.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, you mean like the aliens.

[David Bore]

Yeah, you know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

It's like they know, but they're not gonna.

[David Bore]

This is the exact reason why they won't say Jesus is black. Because if you find out Jesus is black.

[Langston Kerman]

This is the exact reason.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

They got no other reason.

[David Bore]

They have reason, but it would just make you. I think it would throw the world in the anarchy to believe that there's something else out there other than us. It would scare us too much. It would throw off tourism.

[Langston Kerman]

I agree with that.

[David Bore]

You know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

I also agree with the. I also have the idea that like if it is real and it's known, it's in their best interest to not let us know. There's probably just not a lot of them.

[David Bore]

Yeah, yeah, agree.

[Langston Kerman]

It's probably just like. It's probably like I've always kind of felt like it's maybe like Northwestern United North America situation or like up in Canada, like up the Pacific coast. But like I think it's maybe it's probably just like a population that's probably been dwindling anyway. Like I think it's just maybe not a lot.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I think it's.

[Langston Kerman]

It's probably cause like if there's 12, why they gotta tell us about it?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I also think it's probably one of those things closer to like those. You told me about this. Those. No, you and Mando taught me about this. About those blue people in like.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, in Kentucky.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Kentucky, yeah, yeah. Where you're just like a curse generate like fucking bloodline of like weird looking people. I Don't think it has to be a big. Like a missing link or some exotic creature. I think it could just be a fucked up. Yeah. Just a fucked up individual in the world.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I think we. We really think we know what people are and what we can do, and we haven't really lived outside.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the voice is different.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

It's maybe the weirdest thing I said on this. You know, your voice.

[David Bore]

No, it was another one. Rewind.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Okay, listen, I've done a lot of weird shit. We don't need to get it out, man.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

If you would have just started this pot off nice. Maybe you're not.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm sticking by the fact that had you rolled it out correctly, I would have caught it.

[David Bore]

Tyrese. Stevie Wonder.

[Langston Kerman]

That's not enough for me.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That sounds pretty fun.

[Langston Kerman]

Dude throws me passes all the time. We're always passing to each other. The one time.

[David Bore]

D. Wade. LeBron, man.

[Langston Kerman]

Usually. Usually we go nuts on here.

[David Bore]

Here the way LeBron in Cleveland.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

No, this was. This was zier way today.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, okay, okay. Listen. This sucks.

[David Bore]

Oh, man.

[Langston Kerman]

My soundboard's not working. Say that you're not at all. No.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Look at my dog.

[Langston Kerman]

He's as black as can be. That wasn't what I wanted.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

All right, we need to take one more break, and then we're gonna come back and do a voicemail together.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. We did not wrap this up at all, but I had a great time.

[David Bore]

I actually had a really good time. And Bigfoot is real. I see. I got you guys to believe, so this is nice.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah. No, we're gonna do a voicemail.

[Langston Kerman]

I know. No, I'm just saying the Bigfoot part.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Oh, the Bigfoot part.

[Langston Kerman]

We covered a lot of other really important stuff, though.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Let's wrap it up quick. You're wrong, brother. But good for you.

[Langston Kerman]

Good for you.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You're enjoying yourself.

[Langston Kerman]

That's how he does it. That's how he does it. You're.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You're enjoying yourself, and that's what's important. Who are we to.

[Langston Kerman]

Yuck. Yo, Yum.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

If you heard it here first. Crazy as a soup sandwich.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I thought I had one up on them. I thought I had.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

The man's a fool. But what a fun time. And we'll be back with more Herman Rice. More My mama told me. Hey, hey, everyone.

[Langston Kerman]

Ed Helms here.

[David Bore]

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[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

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[David Bore]

What role would I.

[Langston Kerman]

You know what? I can see you as Mr. Darcy.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Okay, that's really sweet. I appreciate that, but are you sure.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm not the dad?

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[Langston Kerman]

There the last one.

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Langston Kerman]

I hate to say it, but I don't trust much of anything. It's the rage bait.

[David Bore]

It feels like it's trying to divide people. We got clear facts.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Maybe we can calm down a little. NBC News brings you clear reporting. Let's meet at the Facts. Let's move forward from there. NBC News, reporting for America.

[Langston Kerman]

Not only do I want you to, but I need that. You understand? I need that. And I suck on your ass like a goddamn neck bone. Oh, pig's foot. I need that. I want that neck bone connected to the head bone.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

We're back.

[Langston Kerman]

All right.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

We're back. We're gonna do a voicemail.

[Langston Kerman]

We.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

We have a lot of fun voicemails. We don't listen to them. So we don't know.

[Langston Kerman]

No. So this is first for everybody.

[David Bore]

Oh, for real?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Oh, that's exciting.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Like, anything could happen.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

This feels like it could be a fun one for everybody to participate in. Okay, here we go. Sometimes they're a nightmare. This one seems. Seems good.

[Langston Kerman]

Hey, what's up? This is Jeffrey from Decatur, Georgia. I ain't got no nasty shit, but. So I got a conspiracy I want to run by y'. All. Cause everybody know Colin Kaepernick. You know, he got railroaded out the league. Pause. Yeah, nice try, Ice Cube. You sound like I conspiracy dude. Political podcast. Now.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

He's like, y. Y is Jeffrey from Decatur, right?

[David Bore]

Oh, man, like, this accent is not matching up.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, no, he's. He's a good liar. Here we go.

[Langston Kerman]

But the thing that's fishy about it.

[David Bore]

To me is tell him fishy about it.

[Langston Kerman]

You know, been sitting down during the hemp forever. That ain't no big deal. All of a sudden, this white dude, Nate Boyer, former NFL long snapper, he was in the army and gonna come out and tell him kneeling's more respectful. When he started kneeling, that's when Kaepernick started getting all the pushback and the blowback and. But then you look up, and it's like, nate Boyer's on First Chance Take. Nate Boyer is rubbing his hands through Stage Steel's hair on ESPN Sports Center. I feel like, on the low, Nate Boyer kind of set Cap up. Like, I'm helping you, but I'm not really helping you. I'm helping myself. Because, like, how this get on TV from Cap, from telling Kaepernick to Neil, and Neil was the thing that pissed everybody off. Nobody cared when Cat was just sitting on the bench. Once he started kneeling, quote, unquote, this.

[David Bore]

Nigga got another message. He said, I've been talking for a while.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's his mama being like, hey, you're not talking about that Kaepernick thing again.

[David Bore]

I told you about that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Hey, hey, you can't keep staying here if you're gonna keep talking about that.

[David Bore]

I was trying to see where he was going with that for a long time.

[Langston Kerman]

That's a common problem.

[David Bore]

I was like.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I was like, he ain't done, by the way. He's got six seconds.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't know. Whatever y' all think about what y' all gotta say. Okay. All right. No, I think, as an idea, that is valid. You don't wanna think it was maybe as sinister as that is. Like, you imagine, maybe he told him he said that, and then when he saw the way it was going, he was like, all right, let me or do you think it was like.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I don't think that. We've talked about this a lot on the podcast. I don't believe white people to be the evil mastermind that we sometimes build them up to be. I think that they are sick and advantageous in their system that already is built for them to succeed. And so to your point, I think he saw Kaepernick taking an L and was like, well, shit, I can make a hero story out of my thing. Whatever this is, I can validate me. Even if that doesn't validate him, I don't think he had to be like, first, I'll make him kneel.

[David Bore]

Right?

[Langston Kerman]

Lex Luthor.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

But do I think that there was, like, an opportunistic bent to this whole thing? Yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you. I just don't think it was like. I don't think he saw the vision of it.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

No.

[David Bore]

I mean, clear as day, it's the NFL.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. That's a plantation.

[David Bore]

That guy's white. This guy's not white.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Is always. You're gonna be able to do what you would like to do. You're not.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

And also, I think if I'm looking at the optics, he told him to kneel, and he. I think he was, like a former military guy. And so, like, if I'm the NFL and I don't want to claim racism, like, that's part of their thing is they don't wanna say they're racist, then I'm gonna be like, no. He told him. And we respect that, right? We respect that they have a positive relationship.

[Langston Kerman]

It was a good white idea.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, it was. It was the way he did it that really fucked the whole thing up. He could have kneeled the way we would kneel, and it would have been fine.

[Langston Kerman]

We would have kneeled a lot better.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

More respect.

[Langston Kerman]

We wouldn't have kneeled with an Afro.

[David Bore]

That's it. Optics of it.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

There you go.

[David Bore]

The optics. Just look, just because it's a black man, it looks disrespectful to the nation. You know what I mean? Which in turn is like, so many people do different things during the national anthem. You know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

I go pee.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That's smart.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I sit there and I get uncomfortable.

[Langston Kerman]

Sitting at, like, a basketball game is, like, a tough feeling. It's a tough feeling because sometimes I've sat in the middle where I was like, what was I. It was the last. I think it was the last time I went to a Nuggets game. They started. And I was just like. I was standing and my homie wasn't standing. My homie and his wife weren't standing.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You sat back down?

[Langston Kerman]

I was standing and I was looking around and I was really thinking about it. I was like, man, you know what? Fuck this. And then I sat down in the middle.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a wild move. Well.

[David Bore]

Cause think about it, right? When we hear, like, the Canadian national anthem, do we pay as much respect to it?

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I bet they do.

[Langston Kerman]

I like it.

[David Bore]

They do. But not everybody, you know what I'm saying? In a sense of, like, we get so caught up and prestigious on our own thing where it's like, you don't even respect other people cultures like that.

[Langston Kerman]

Nah. And this ain't.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I'm not standing for nothing y' all got going on. Do you know what I mean? Like, in the grand scheme of things, nothing that has will continue to happen is something to me worth, like, putting my fucking hand over my heart. None of that shit. Like, we are where we are. I'm happy with the life that I have, but I'm not in service of whatever this thing is.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, you don't need to be.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I pay my taxes.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

[David Bore]

You got money out, citizen.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

I do everything y' all ask me to do.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I ain't hit nobody with no cars.

[David Bore]

There you go.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

That you.

[David Bore]

And also, that's one.

[Langston Kerman]

Is that what you would be doing if you.

[David Bore]

Yep.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[David Bore]

Purging all day.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. It was Bigfoot. It was Bigfoot.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

I think we found our ending, Herm. This is great, man.

[David Bore]

I had a great time.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Could you tell the people where they can find you what cool shit you got going on?

[David Bore]

I am on tour with Aaron Branch right now. We are on a Dysfunctional Friends tour. I think we have a couple dates left. We are in Dallas. We are at the New York Comedy Festival. We are in Tacoma and Spokane. Soon as well. But, yeah, if you look me up, Herman Rice. Rice with a W, W, R, I, C, E. You can find me everywhere. I really enjoyed myself. Thank you guys for that.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

This was fun, man.

[Langston Kerman]

What? You got cool guy jokes 87 on Instagram. That's it.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Follow David, come see me on tour. I'm at. I'm continuing to be on tour. We probably in November at this point. So November 16th, I'm at the Improv in Washington, DC. I'm going to be at Cap City on November 19th in Austin, Texas. November 20th through the 22nd, I'll be in Phoenix, Arizona and then in December, I'm hitting Wilmington, North Carolina, Cleveland, Brooklyn East, Providence, Detroit, Grand Rapids. Then I just added Chicago. Chicago, I'm coming to you big. You know I miss you. You know I miss you, girl. I love Chicago.

[Langston Kerman]

Chicago's fun.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

It's the fucking best. And if you want to follow us, follow us @mymama told me on all social pod. Maybe I don't know what it is, but follow us on all the social media platforms and like subscribe, rate, review, send us emails, voicemails, all the shit. Mymamapodmail.com 844 Little moms, if you want to call, listen to some D' Angelo Bob, give him a little something. Go ahead, man, break it down. When you really break it down.

[Langston Kerman]

Just two honks and a negro serving the Lord.

[David Bore]

Whoa, I was having such a good time.

[Langston Kerman]

Just two honks and a negro singing our song.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

My Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money players network.

[Langston Kerman]

And iHeart podcast, created and hosted by.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Langston Kerman, co hosted by David Bore.

[Langston Kerman]

Executive produced by Will Ferrell Hansani and Olivia Aguilar.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Co produced by Bay Wang.

[Langston Kerman]

Edited and engineered by Justin Kahman.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

Music by Nick Chambers.

[Langston Kerman]

Artwork by Dogon Kriega.

[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

You can now watch episodes of My Mama told me on YouTube, follow YMama told me and subscribe to our channel.

[Langston Kerman]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Co-host (possibly a producer or regular guest)]

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