Does Brushing Your Teeth Make You Gay (with Bob the Drag Queen)

Summary

Podcast Summary: My Momma Told Me

Episode: "Does Brushing Your Teeth Make You Gay?" (with Bob the Drag Queen)

Date: May 26, 2026

Hosts: Langston Kerman & David Gborie

Guest: Bob the Drag Queen

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Episode Overview

In this episode, comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie are joined by the iconic Bob the Drag Queen for a no-holds-barred, hilarious, and chaos-filled exploration of Black conspiracy theories—focusing primarily on a listener-submitted question: "Does brushing your teeth make you gay?" The trio dives deep into topics spanning Blackness, masculinity, sexuality taboos, family dynamics, pop culture debates, and the power of making fun as a defense mechanism.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Introduction & Vibes

• After a quick roast of Langston's new "tampon hat," the trio jokes about Black family rumors, city loyalty, and celebrity culture. (02:07–04:41)
• Bob is introduced with much fanfare by the hosts who highlight his varied talents and "nasty" humor. (04:59–05:13)

Regional & Family Backgrounds

• Each shares their origins: David rep Chicago, Langston claims Denver, and Bob roots ATL (Atlanta), with an aside on Atlanta’s "Phoenix" mythos post-Civil War. (07:28–11:13)
  • Bob: "I'm from Atlanta. Clayton County. You know how we do every day." (08:33)
  • Bob recounts the burning down of his family home—a real and running joke on his socials. (09:08–10:14)
• They discuss difficulties growing up Black in America, family expectations, and Black school vs. rural white school experiences. (15:16–17:17)

Blackness, Identity & Diasporic Humor

• Bob shares thoughts on differentiating "African American" vs. "Caribbean" or African identities. (40:00–41:03)
  • Bob: "African American is like a whole ethnicity in and of itself... my best friend is Caribbean. I'm like, you're not African American. You're Caribbean." (40:00)

Masculinity, Vulnerability & High School Survival

• Conversation dives into the art of roasting, fighting, and surviving Black adolescence. (54:00–56:39)
  • Bob: "You only have two options to get respect. Either beat somebody up or make fun of people. And I did both." (56:32)

Masculinity, Pop Culture, and Sexuality

• Extended playful debate about the "hottest rap guy/rap girl," examining the intersection of attractiveness and perceived sexual orientation. (12:09–14:43)
  • Bob: "If you like Doja Cat, like sexually attracted, you might be a little gay." (14:25)
• Height and body types, adornment, hair journeys, and status symbols become metaphors for self-esteem and social capital.
• Comparing notes on arm wrestling, foot races, and how strength and size played roles in their lives. (59:01–61:10)

The Listener Conspiracy: "Does Brushing Your Teeth Make You Gay?"

• The submitted voicemail (74:46–77:41) sparks a sharp but funny analysis of internalized and externalized homophobia.
  • Listener: "When you're brushing your tongue... the gag reflex... it kind of feels kind of gay, right?" (74:51)
  • Bob: "I hate this guy. And you know the most upsetting part? I now think he's probably more good looking than I thought he was." (75:33)
  • The group unpacks societal hangups about masculinity, the universality of the gag reflex, and how arbitrary behaviors become policed as "feminine" or "gay."
  • Bob explains that the suppression of the gag reflex correlates mostly with desire and practice: "The more you want it down your throat, the less your gag reflex will be." (77:05)
  • They agree: Not brushing your tongue to avoid feeling "gay" is just a cover for being dirty, and suggest, "Also get a tongue scraper, bro." (77:47)

Vulnerable & Surreal Tangents

• The hosts and Bob swap stories about witnessing death, mother-son relationships, and the awkwardness of male friendship vulnerability. (34:50–37:03, 63:04–67:03)
• Hilarious riffs on suit-buying, friendships, new cars, and comparing physical attributes cap off the camaraderie. (66:02–68:10)

On Plugging Work and Closing Out

• Bob shouts out his novel Harriet Tubman Live in Concert and his upcoming tour: "If you want to come see me on tour, you can go to seethedragqueen.com." (82:01)
• The hosts plug David's "Don't Tell" special and joke–riff on penis sizes and what it would mean for their friendship to see each other naked. (83:24–84:57)
  • Bob: "I think that if you two saw each other fully nude, you would never hesitate when someone says they're your best friends..." (83:48)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Bob's home burning down:

  • "My house burned down... The car exploded and the house burned." – Bob the Drag Queen (09:09)

• On the Steve Harvey flag:

  • "It's an American flag made of Steve Harvey's mustache and teeth." – David Gborie (06:04)

• On internalized masculinity:

  • "All straight guys play video games. We're really phoning it in as far as straight men." – Bob the Drag Queen (37:34)

• On cultural identity:

  • "My African family says yonder...they say jumper and shit and boo and shit like that." – Langston Kerman (18:04)

• On the listener’s conspiracy:

  • "It’s kind of feels kind of gay, right?" – Listener (74:59)
  • "I hate him. And you know the most upsetting part? I now think he's probably more good looking..." – Bob (75:33)
  • "More you want it down your throat, the less your gag reflex will be." – Bob (77:05)

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Important Timestamps

• Intro & Banter: 02:07 – 04:41
• Bob’s origin & Atlanta/“Phoenix” Myth: 07:28 – 11:13
• Pop Culture Riffs (Rap’s Hottest): 12:09 – 14:43
• Diasporic Identity & Family: 40:00 – 41:03
• Masculinity/High School Survival: 54:00 – 56:39
• Listener Voicemail – Brushing Teeth: 74:46 – 77:41
• Physical Triumphs, Races & Fights: 57:17 – 61:10
• Emotional Family Discussions: 63:04 – 67:03
• Plugs and Goodbyes: 82:01 – 86:16

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Tone and Style

The conversation is rapid-fire, cutting, and irreverently honest, blending quick-witted insult comedy with moments of vulnerability, Black cultural nuance, and queer perspectives. Bob the Drag Queen brings energetic storytelling and playful competitiveness, always shifting from self-deprecation to flamboyant self-assurance. The hosts meet him with sharp humor and earnestness, making space both for belly laughs and real talk.

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Final Takeaways

This episode is a whirlwind ride through the absurdity of conspiracy theories, the reality of Black and queer experience, and the peculiarities of masculinity as expressed through pop culture, family, and personal hygiene. With Bob the Drag Queen, the show never lingers in discomfort—every taboo is a setup for a joke, a truth, or both.

Highly recommended for listeners who love smart, chaotic comedy and aren’t afraid to get a little vulnerable between the roasts.

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Transcript

[Langston Kearney]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Langston Kearney]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Langston Kearney]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Langston Kearney]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Langston Kearney]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Langston Kearney]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

You really into la? You just got a hat on?

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, no, I just bought this at a photography thing I was at the other day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's cute. It's like a paint roller.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, no, I don't like thought

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it was a tampon.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, that'd be funny, cuz look at it.

[David Borey]

Oh, it does look like a tampon.

[Langston Kearney]

No, that's cool. I'm not like insecure about a thing about my new hat or anything. I'm not doing the math about how many podcasts I've worn it on now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like I was like, oh, it's like, like he's like for women. He got a tampon hat on. Fuck. Like women in LA. Tampon hat.

[Langston Kearney]

Fuck.

[David Borey]

NASA's the big ass.

[Langston Kearney]

Shit. I just wore this on Mandel. Shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's very much giving tampon hat.

[David Borey]

Yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

You see it?

[David Borey]

I think we all see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the tampon. That's the string that's the little thing you pull. But I don't think there's a. There's not really like a bulb on the end of the string.

[Langston Kearney]

I've been wearing it so confidently around town.

[David Borey]

I think it looks so much like tampon before you even have to make sense of it that you just go, tampon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do y' all prank each other? No. So you would never. Like.

[Langston Kearney]

We're both too sensitive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You would never put a little red on the hat with me?

[Langston Kearney]

No, I wouldn't do that.

[David Borey]

That'd be okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because that'd be crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

You would be dead in my shit when you said that before.

[David Borey]

You introduce a nefarious prank to the.

[CJ Toledano]

Government.

[Langston Kearney]

Growing babies. Microchips in your 80s, all koala bears are rac. The ozone layer owes me money. Marshy defending turkey stuffing. Y' all can't tell me nothing. It's a rare condition in this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page. The loving addition in the grand design Some people say is even harder to find. Well, then there might be some magic clue inside.

[David Borey]

Mighty

[Langston Kearney]

cuz all I see is a tower. Dreams real love person I'd ever seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By.

[Langston Kearney]

Welcome, little mamas and gentiles. You psycho. They always going to edge them. Always going to edge them. Welcome, little mamas and gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories. You spent the whole thing. I'm wiling, man.

[David Borey]

And we finally worked to prove nothing. But we are here. We are queer. Get used to it. Our guest today, phenomenal performer. Talent of all kinds. You know him from We're Here. You know him from RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Race.

[David Borey]

A goddam winner, a champion, a novelist, a stand up comedian, a hilarious person, a nasty motherfucker. Give it up for Bob the Drag Queen.

[Langston Kearney]

I smell good, I feel good. And you sing good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And make love good.

[David Borey]

Oh,

[Langston Kearney]

man. That's how I want to talk to him. I want to talk to him in sound bites.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyways, who is sitting on Mr. T's lap?

[Langston Kearney]

That's Nancy Reagan, obviously. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know why I would ask that sort of question. We got the good doctor, mathematician Terrence Howard. Terrence Howard, that's right. Left acting to study. One plus one, was it? Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

He'll be back.

[David Borey]

Well, one times one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One times one and it equals. It was three, right?

[David Borey]

Two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two.

[Langston Kearney]

That's what it was. One times one equals two. Because there's two ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of course. Edward Murphy. Yeah. Eddie Murphy, Ed McDowell.

[David Borey]

I hope you recognize this piece. This is actually one of our finer pieces.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks like Steve Harvey.

[David Borey]

That's right. It's an American flag made of Steve Harvey's mustache and teeth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he got big teeth. He got them OG veneers.

[David Borey]

And he's a fine patriot to this country.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, he loves it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly. Kind of an iconic moment.

[David Borey]

Bob, thank you for being here. We're going. We didn't get a conspiracy theory from you, so instead what we're going to do is we get a lot of voicemails from our listeners who send in their own conspiracies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okie dokie.

[David Borey]

So we'll do a bunch of that together. This is. Como se dice chaos. Got it. It is going to be chaos from the moment that those cameras turn on. Feel free to let it be whatever you want it to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe I'll bring the calm.

[David Borey]

Yeah, that's it. A lot of people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can keep that up. No, I probably won't. I'm not a very calm person.

[Langston Kearney]

I was gonna say if you could.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, I don't know how familiar you are with my online presence, but I'm not a terribly calm.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, I thought it was crazy that you said that, but I wanted to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, man, maybe I'm talking over a new leaf in life. Really? That no one's drinking Red Bull in the AM Is bringing calm to any situation.

[Langston Kearney]

Cheers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is water. Yeah. Wow. You think you're better than us?

[Langston Kearney]

He doesn't drink. He doesn't do carbonation like I drink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you one of those, like, reminding people to drink water all the time?

[David Borey]

No, I'm on drugs, man. I'm not.

[Langston Kearney]

That's it, too. I wish I could smoke weed before this.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Maybe I'll start trying again. We.

[David Borey]

We did it the other day and you seem to.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Outside.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where y' all from?

[Langston Kearney]

Inside Denver.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

DB Yeah. I don't know why I said, like,

[Langston Kearney]

nobody ever has done it, but I didn't know. I wish we had something. We get a lot of Latina teens saying, I'm from Denver, but that's kind of our thing. Denver accent is really weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm doing a show.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm doing a show in Denver because it's like that. It's like. It's so hard to explain, but it's like if you're from there, everything is Latino based.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

And it's like, just like. Even black people, though, you hear the way they. They say, like, Denver. Like, I don't. It's really. It's really hard to explain Denver.

[David Borey]

No, I'm from Chicago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm from Chicago.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, real cities.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You wanna ask where I'm from?

[Langston Kearney]

Real cities.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where are you from? Thank you for asking. I'm from Atlanta. Oh, the bays.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Atl, Shorty.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[David Borey]

I feel like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Langston Kearney]

I didn't know you were from Atlanta. Atlanta.

[David Borey]

Niggas would usually tell people they're from Atlanta.

[Langston Kearney]

It comes up quick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, we've been here for five minutes and I've already been.

[David Borey]

Most people introduce themselves. They say, hey, I'm Bob. I'm from Atlanta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm from Atlanta. Clayton County.

[Langston Kearney]

Shout Out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clay Company. You know how we do every day, Clay? Shout out to Lotto. Shout out to Walka Flocka Flight. No, I don't really Fucka Fly.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Shout to his mother. Great businesswoman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Walking Falka Fame's mom.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, you guys. Yeah, she's like a big, you know,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

more Walk and Falkin Fame than I do. That's crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

I just got a strange Internet, you know, I.

[David Borey]

You gotta get back in touch with Atlanta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, well, I've not lived in Atlanta in 22 years.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay, good.

[David Borey]

See, most people I know from Atlanta keep a place in Atlanta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I did have a place in Atlanta. I did have a place in Atlanta. But tragedy struck. My house burned down.

[David Borey]

Oh, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the fires made it all the way to Atlanta. All the way to Atlanta. My house burned down.

[Langston Kearney]

What happened?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know, but the insurance company. I'm kidding. No, Hey, I need to stop making that joke. I've made that joke several times. I need this. I'm just kidding.

[David Borey]

The car.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The car exploded and the house burned.

[Langston Kearney]

Holy shit. The car.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The car.

[David Borey]

How does one explode?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean? I wasn't there. I mean, I live in la.

[David Borey]

You're not helping your case.

[Langston Kearney]

Are people looking for you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no one's looking for me or not. I need to stop. I keep making the joke online. I need to stop doing it because they're gonna start believing. But my mom's car exploded and then the house burned out. That's exactly what happened.

[David Borey]

You started dating Cassie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then also my mom, she had, like, a lot of oxygen tanks. My mother was on oxygen the last years of her life. So oxygen is really flammable. So the garage just went.

[Langston Kearney]

So you had tanks in the garage?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Langston Kearney]

What kind of car did she have?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a Honda CRV or something like that. Like just an SUV. It was like a 2000. Maybe 20. 2012, 2014.

[David Borey]

That was a. That was A flammable year that was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

They were going up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That in her life, she wasn't very. So the car wasn't being driven a ton. So it wasn't being taken care of. But then it would get driven, like, randomly, like doctor's appointments and stuff.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The car was not being taken care of very well.

[Langston Kearney]

Did you. So you had to get, like, a fire report?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we have a fire report. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Public information.

[David Borey]

Damn.

[Langston Kearney]

Damn. I didn't know cars could just blow up like that. I now feel.

[David Borey]

Shit, I now feel bad for challenging you on your Atlanta race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

You got a blown up car that feels Atlanta.

[David Borey]

That's the most Atlanta you can get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am from the city of the Phoenix.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, is Atlanta the city of the Phoenix?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know about this.

[Langston Kearney]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the south was destroyed during the Civil War. Completely destroyed. And the first city to rise from the ashes was Atlanta.

[Langston Kearney]

Really?

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's why Atlanta was, like the capital of the South. You know what I mean?

[Langston Kearney]

I thought it was Myrtle Beach.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm sure. Imagine. Imagine Myrtle beach outranking Atlanta, Georgia. No shade. Anyone live in Myrtle Beach? But you already know. You're not brittle.

[Langston Kearney]

At the beach, they said, we need these taffy stands.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm sure. Tyler Perry. I bet Taller Perry was like, it's between Myrtle beach and Atlanta. I don't know where to build my empire.

[Langston Kearney]

I mean, if we're talking to the South, I'm a big Chattanooga guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chattanooga?

[David Borey]

You with Chattanooga?

[Langston Kearney]

I like it. I call. I said chatta, but it's supposed to be chatta. I like Tennessee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chattanooga. Anyone?

[Langston Kearney]

I call Chattanooga over there, they say CH is soft. It's like, more soft.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, interesting.

[Langston Kearney]

But I fuck. I fuck with Tennessee. I've had nothing but good times in Tennessee. I think it's beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been all over, like, Memphis.

[Langston Kearney]

Memphis, Knoxville, Nashville.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love that Memphis accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's her name?

[Langston Kearney]

Merzyk. Oh, Glorilla.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Glorilla, of course. Yeah. Curbin.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Kirban.

[David Borey]

I like it because she's fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's good looking.

[Langston Kearney]

She is fine. Yeah.

[David Borey]

I think I'd have more trouble with it if that were a big hole.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's the finest rap girl?

[David Borey]

Finest rap girl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

I can't separate personality from the art.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. You can't do it.

[David Borey]

So you.

[Langston Kearney]

So for me, it is. Glorilla's like. She's the best. She's the best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's so charming.

[Langston Kearney]

She's so charming. She's so charming in a way that she still might scam you a little bit, but you're like, you know What? Take that $30.

[David Borey]

I didn't want that. That's you.

[Langston Kearney]

That's you.

[David Borey]

That's for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Glow. Really?

[Langston Kearney]

We had a great time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's the hottest rap guy?

[Langston Kearney]

Ooh. Like just sexually of all time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh, sure.

[Langston Kearney]

I think Method man was the first man I ever saw. Method man that was attractive in a way that I wanted to be.

[David Borey]

I think he's hard to beat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

You don't think Method Man's an attractive man?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but the hottest is Method Man.

[David Borey]

You looked at the cameras as if

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the world is about to turn crazy. Answer.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't think it is Method Man. I think it's the dirtiest. You can get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Method Man.

[David Borey]

Bob tap in with Method Man.

[Langston Kearney]

This is gorgeous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm not gonna run Method Man.

[Langston Kearney]

That's today. Get Method Man. 99.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is. I can't do this podcast.

[Langston Kearney]

Who's your number one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably Wiz Khalifa.

[Langston Kearney]

No, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wiz Khalifa is the hottest rapper. Is Wiz Khalifa way hotter than Method Man?

[Langston Kearney]

Okay, possibly, but hottest of all time.

[David Borey]

You think Wiz. You think Wiz is hotter than.

[Langston Kearney]

No, I don't think Wiz is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you light skinned and you trying to pick somebody who's kind of on your. You trying to give yourself a compliment?

[David Borey]

My answer wasn't even going to be Method Man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was it?

[Langston Kearney]

Who was it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Asap. This is a good answer. That's pretty good. We found our common ground. Okay, now we found our common ground.

[David Borey]

Okay, now we're looking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tupac is pretty good looking too.

[Langston Kearney]

Tupac was very handsome.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I really feel like. I feel like Meg, it's probably a basic bitch answer, but Meg is the hottest rap girl.

[David Borey]

I think that's fair. Dochi was my answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dochi is fine. I think though.

[David Borey]

And she's a little more. She's like a elusive. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do think if you're a guy who likes Dochi, you might be a little gay though.

[David Borey]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because Dochi's a little. She's a little like.

[David Borey]

This is going to be a kind conversation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Doch is a little like, I feel like gay guys are attracted to. Wait, not Dochi. I'm thinking Doja Cat.

[Langston Kearney]

Doja Cat. I think gay guys are attractive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Doji. No, I meant to say I was thinking Doja Cat.

[Langston Kearney]

If you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you like Doja Cat, like sexually attracted, you might be a little gay.

[Langston Kearney]

That's fair.

[David Borey]

I think that's fair.

[Langston Kearney]

Even though she got body, she Got gray. She got body.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, obviously she's. She's, like, slim, thick.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if you can still say that. I don't know if that's a millennial.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't know. It makes me want to do.

[David Borey]

I would have described it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How old are y'? All? 39.

[David Borey]

Yeah, we're the same age. Yeah, 30.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We all the same age.

[Langston Kearney]

We just Googled it before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got 86.

[Langston Kearney]

87.

[David Borey]

87.

[Langston Kearney]

Class of 05.

[David Borey]

We young. You know what I mean? We sort of. We kind of young. We just fun guys.

[Langston Kearney]

We're just babies. We're just no babies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shout out to Mara high school class of 2004. Y' all know I be here.

[Langston Kearney]

Said it out loud.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You turning 40 this year. Shout out Mara High School class of 2004.

[Langston Kearney]

Elizabeth High School, class ZO5. You ain't shit. Put me up on the wall. I don't care if I didn't take senior pictures.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Elizabeth High School. And where you went to high school?

[David Borey]

Oak Park. River Forest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oak Park.

[Langston Kearney]

They got you on the wall.

[David Borey]

Y. I doubt it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all sound like thugs at Oak Park. That sound like a school I wouldn't feel comfortable at.

[David Borey]

Oh, actually, it was a very nice school. A lot of Frank Lloyd Wright houses.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a very nice school. Really?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, man. That's not my.

[David Borey]

My hardship was completely at home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The community thriving.

[David Borey]

All my problems were right.

[Langston Kearney]

That's really the worst way for it to be, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. You'd rather have. I'd rather have a good home and go to a fucked up school.

[David Borey]

Yep.

[Langston Kearney]

Then vice versa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I had. Well, I mean, did I have a fucked up school? Morrow High School was, first of all, my entire county lost its accreditation the year after I graduated high school.

[Langston Kearney]

I didn't know a county could lose it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Neither did I. Clayton County.

[Langston Kearney]

Take back. That's nuts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clayton County.

[David Borey]

You just point at the county and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

go, y' all ain't real.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. This whole municipality can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was for a short period of time. They got it back. They got it back. We're back. Shout out to the accredited town. This is 22 years ago, but we got it back. We're good now. And, you know, it's interesting. It's very interesting, but I had a very loving home.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, full opposite. A lot of, like, bullying at school. Y' all had SROs, School Resource Officers.

[Langston Kearney]

No. Oh, yeah. Like school cop school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a school. Cops. I forgot you went to bike school.

[David Borey]

I went To a very mixed school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You went to black school?

[Langston Kearney]

Literally the exact opposite. I went to a rural white high school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all still had cops. Yeah.

[David Borey]

Well, meth, he went to sad, like, high school.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. That's what sucks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ozarks.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. A similar vibe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fun fact. My high school is the high school they use in Ozarks. Like, the outside of my high school is the.

[Langston Kearney]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is the actual, like, when you. When they go to, like, the meth high school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an actual video of my actual high school.

[David Borey]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But now my high school is now, like, they move down the street to a really nice building.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[David Borey]

Did they shoot a lot of Ozark in Atlanta?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I reckon they probably did. I mean, I wasn't on Ozark. I don't know.

[David Borey]

And thanks for saying I reckon. That was nice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I say reckon a lot. My friends make fun of me saying reckon, but I grew up saying reckon. I reckon a lot. I'd be reckoning. The damn reckoning is here. Do you say yonder sometimes? I never heard that in real life in certain contexts. But, like, okay, where would I say yonder? If I live in North Hollywood. If I live in North Hollywood, you're in Burbank. You'd be down yonder.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Borey]

But you would use. You would say, like, oh, he lives down yonder in Burbank.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, but yonder.

[Langston Kearney]

What's crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's that?

[Langston Kearney]

My African family says yonder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whoa.

[Langston Kearney]

Because it's part of Sierra Leone, the main language is Creole. It's a pidgin English. But it's a pidgin English adapted more from English English. So they say, like, my family says yonder. They say jumper and shit and boo and shit like that. It's really weird. So that's where I got yonder from. Not from.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we got one parent who's from Africa. One parent?

[Langston Kearney]

No, they're both from Africa. I just grew up. My mom got here, and I was born shortly after, so I grew up here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I tell you something? I do that, and you African, and we're all African.

[David Borey]

I ain't got no way to trace it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, exact same.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do this thing that's really offensive. I need to stop doing it. I have to stop doing it. But I can't stop doing it.

[Langston Kearney]

If you click, I'm gonna get rid of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not clicking. I'm not clicking. But whenever someone does something, really. Whenever someone shows me they have a lot of money or they were raised nicely, I do A quick Nigerian accent every time. And I don't know why I do it.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, you know what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, if I meet a friend and they pull up in a. Be like, hey, look at this one. And I can't stop doing it.

[David Borey]

That's really funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at this one here.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, it's like Nigerian people, like, they make. I think in my head, I think they're all rich, too. But that's just because Sierra Leone people did not do what the Nigerians did.

[David Borey]

I was about to say, I never think that for y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, it sucks, but we have a lot of hits. We have a Super bowl winner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

What's his name? The receiver from the Seattle Seahawks in this last one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sorry, I think that I would know.

[Langston Kearney]

I asked, like. I would know. I was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like. As if I was gonna be like,

[Langston Kearney]

oh, yeah, that one. I have no clue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No clue. I ain't watched the sport in so long. I didn't ask.

[Langston Kearney]

I still claim Idris Elba. He did. Apparently, he did some kind of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Idris Elfa's here early on.

[Langston Kearney]

His mom's people are from Ghana, and his dad's people are from Sierra Leone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whenever I went to go fabric shopping in New York City. Cause all the shops are owned by, like, Middle Eastern people, but they're run by Africans.

[Langston Kearney]

Right, right, right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And every. I mean, I'm telling you, every time I went to these shops, I'd be like, can I get some. Can I get some, like, this polka dot or this houndstooth fabric? And they go, where you from?

[Langston Kearney]

You do. Look, I was gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They go, where you from? I go, oh, I'm from Atlanta. They go, no, no. Where your mother from? I go, oh, my mom. I go, My mom's from Mississippi. Where your father from? I go, oh, my dad's from Alabama. My mother's from Mississippi. Obviously, I'm African, but I'm American. I'm African American. And they'd be like. They always go, no, no, you from Ghana. Yeah. Like, everywhere.

[Langston Kearney]

Cause it would be West African. Like, I'm sure. Yeah, it's all West African. It's not like, that big. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

And you do look. You do look African.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I get it a lot.

[Langston Kearney]

I would be like. And then try to see how you feel about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do. I want to tell you, you should go. Can I tell you, too? Like, when I first got to New York City in 2008, I was really into Rosetta Stone. Okay.

[David Borey]

That was a program that was the height of Rosetta Stone. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One hundo p. They were in every commercial.

[Langston Kearney]

Whenever Drake said, I could teach you, that was the height of it to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you saying?

[Langston Kearney]

I could teach you how to speak in my language. Rosetta Stone. Just the fact that he got into a rap lyric, that's when I was like. Yeah, because that's before Duolingo popped off, right? Way before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Way before.

[David Borey]

Duolingo is, like 8 years old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that it?

[David Borey]

I don't think it's, like, crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

I feel like I tried to duolingo in pandemic for a little bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That sounds about right. Yeah. So I tried to.

[Langston Kearney]

So growing up, you Rosetta Stone, though,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you're taught that the most spoken language in Africa is Swahili. I ain't never met nobody speaks Swahili.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ain't never met. I ain't never met a single person. Never. Not once.

[Langston Kearney]

I speak.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A lot of people speak Olaf. No.

[Langston Kearney]

Chala.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. What they be speaking in? I sound country as hell. What they be speaking in?

[Langston Kearney]

No, it's good in. Down yonder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Down yonder? Wolof.

[Langston Kearney]

Ok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've heard a lot of people speak Wolof and the language they speak in Nigeria. I ain't never met nobody who speaks. I ain't never met a person.

[David Borey]

My mom lives in Ghana. Mom and my younger sister live in Ghana. And my younger sister speaks Ga, but not Swah. And, like, she knows some Swahili, but, like, that is not the primary language everybody's from.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ain't Nigeria the most populated country in Africa?

[Langston Kearney]

I'm not from Nigeria.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, neither am I, but I know.

[David Borey]

Sounds right to me.

[Langston Kearney]

Maybe. I know it's like. At least for us in the west, it's like that's. It's like Hollywood and New York City and all that wrapped in one. Like, Nigeria is like, the cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All this to say I was trying to learn Swahili.

[Langston Kearney]

That sucks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I ain't never met anybody who speaks Swahili.

[Langston Kearney]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had that book.

[Langston Kearney]

Did you ever have that book? Jambo means hello when you were a kid.

[David Borey]

Oh, I have. I've read that book.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah? Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

I think they gave it to all black kids around our age.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know rafiki means friend.

[Langston Kearney]

Does it?

[David Borey]

I didn't know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rafiki is friend. Jumbo. Rafiki. Hello, friend.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jumbo Rafiki. Hello, friend.

[Langston Kearney]

Hey, who's in Rafiki's voice in that movie?

[David Borey]

The greatest actor of all time, Don Cheadle.

[Langston Kearney]

Shout out to Denver, Colorado,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

whoever he is, he's great. Do you Know any quotes from Lion King? This movie is, like, ingrained in my brain.

[Langston Kearney]

Do I know my favorite word for you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Quote is. I'm not the one who's confused. You don't even know who you are. Yeah, that was a real banger.

[David Borey]

He really went crazy because he got him to give up a lavish lifestyle to go back to some bullshit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it was kind of bohemian lavish, though. Like, it was like Silver Lake lavish. It wasn't Beverly Hill.

[Langston Kearney]

Here's the thing. I think that. I think that it was bohemian in the fact that if you check that lineage, Timon's getting money from somewhere. You understand what I'm saying? These are trust fund. These are trust fund. Poor kids, they like eating bugs. But, like, Timon goes back to Meerkat Manor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a theory, and people always get mad at me for this, but I always say this. Your white friends, I don't care how broke they are, they have money somewhere. Somebody, somewhere, don't lie. There's an uncle, an auntie, a cousin. If they're down bad, down bad, they gonna be all right.

[David Borey]

You got the potential of finding some cash under a mattress that.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm gonna be honest. I got some who don't.

[David Borey]

Really? You don't think, like, even, like, generationally, there's somebody that.

[Langston Kearney]

I mean, maybe. I mean, maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe there is a very poor white person who is livid with me in the comments right now. Like, mad at me? Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Like, mad at me. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to validate your brokenness.

[David Borey]

My Ryan Donahue, very funny comedian, has a hilarious joke where he says that white poverty is a choice. That ultimately it is a choice. Somewhere in your bloodline, somebody decided they were going to live outside when everybody else went in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It just occurred to me. This is the fake doctor.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Borey]

We don't see him as fake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was like the teenager who.

[Langston Kearney]

I mean, he has an honorary doctorate of my heart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you do that?

[Langston Kearney]

Because he's amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He.

[David Borey]

He has an experience.

[Langston Kearney]

No.

[David Borey]

He is a guest of ours, though.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. We're happy you're here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's a harder kid than me.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's in and out of jail.

[Langston Kearney]

I think he's trying to check what I got is the problem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[David Borey]

You don't look like you got a pussy.

[Langston Kearney]

He a fool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think you'd be a doctor? No. You could have it in any kind of doctor. I think I could have been a lawyer.

[Langston Kearney]

I think I could have been a dentist. Yeah, I think I could do dentist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He had great teeth.

[Langston Kearney]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those motherfuckers are white.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. That's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they're so. Just like. They're great. Let me see what you got. That's also a great teeth.

[Langston Kearney]

That's genetic.

[David Borey]

I was scared you were gonna feel different.

[Langston Kearney]

See, that's genetics, though. I'm not like. It's not like. It's not like an attention to detail thing. Unfortunately, I.

[David Borey]

Almost every one of my, like, cousins, aunts, uncles on my dad's side are all doctors. Doctors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Langston Kearney]

And I. Oh, you told me. Yeah, yeah.

[David Borey]

Everybody's a doctor except for he had three siblings. Everybody's a doctor except for my dad and my whole. His whole section. We ain't do doctor.

[Langston Kearney]

You got. You got the lick back, though. I feel like your dad deviated.

[David Borey]

I feel like you got.

[Langston Kearney]

You got the lick back.

[David Borey]

Yeah, I figured it out.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Borey]

Others in my family still working it out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You went to college?

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What'd you study?

[David Borey]

English.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

English?

[David Borey]

Yeah. And then I got a master's in poetry.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, hey. Yeah. Yeah. Look at this.

[David Borey]

You said you were gonna stand. Thank God you didn't.

[Langston Kearney]

When you pitched the bit, I was like, that's an okay bit. And then I saw it in action. That was a great bit. That is a very good.

[David Borey]

I saw the potential the whole time.

[Langston Kearney]

That's a good bit. That's a good bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You be right, Marjorie.

[David Borey]

Not anymore, but I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ever done any of it on the pod?

[David Borey]

No, and I never will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He won. No, no, no.

[Langston Kearney]

I would love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll share up on my roll. I won a poetry contest in seventh grade.

[David Borey]

Whoa. And you still have it memorized?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep. To this day, I have a great memory.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay, let's pull it off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So here was mine.

[David Borey]

I'm not doing this in the Google Drive, you know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's in the Google Drive, you know,

[Langston Kearney]

where it said you got a 16?

[David Borey]

We just met.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here's my poem. It was called the Rain. The poem said, bear in mind, I wrote this. Sounds like 12, so let's not be judgy, okay? I was not judged. Have you ever noticed that the rain won't stop? And how lonely you feel with every drop? Loneliness brings pain Pain that's clear to see and to see you in pain really aches me. So when you're alone, call on a friend and it's me you will see to ease the pain that so awakens me.

[Langston Kearney]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which in reality. Now think about it.

[Langston Kearney]

Call on me, brother when you need

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a hand we all need somebody to lean on.

[Langston Kearney]

Press the button and I ain't playing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that movie Is actually kind of crazy.

[David Borey]

Lean on Me. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, because he locked the doors and he had a bat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like Morgan Freeman was a bad guy.

[David Borey]

He's beating the shit out of them porkies.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The whole time he's bad.

[David Borey]

And then he's making those.

[Langston Kearney]

That's what they needed.

[David Borey]

He's making those teachers who are just trying to make a paycheck, sacrifice their jobs, their future.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[David Borey]

For the sake of like some principled shit so that he could beat up on boys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they made us watch it. They made black kids watch it. Black millennials. We all had to watch Lean on Me. You gotta lean on multiple times a year. Especially when I'm looking for one of the blackest city of Atlanta. It's like one of the blackest cities in America. We had to watch it all the time.

[David Borey]

No, Mr. Clark remained sort of like this figure of justice and good in the world all the while. But he got abuser.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He bad.

[Langston Kearney]

What was the real. Was the real Mr. Clark bad?

[David Borey]

Probably.

[Langston Kearney]

Damn. I did watch that movie because I watched anything that that little boy who played steel was in.

[David Borey]

Hey. And he was singing his ass off.

[Langston Kearney]

He was singing his ass off. I loved a movie when I was a kid. I loved a movie because, like, I feel like there were hell of movies where they made you think like a teacher could unlock a natural talent you had for entertainment that you had dormant that you didn't know, like, the teacher would come and be like, you know, you're quite the wordsmith.

[David Borey]

Sister act style, baby.

[Langston Kearney]

Exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like on my arm, it's a picture of Whoopi Goldberg. And it says, if you want to be somebody, if you want to go

[Langston Kearney]

somewhere, you better wake up and pay attention.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This white man be knowing all the black references.

[Langston Kearney]

Probably he's in the corner.

[David Borey]

We usually don't even acknowledge it where you from? Which I'm sorry that that's the case.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a bad habit of acknowledging people off camera. I always do it all the time. I'd be like that person in the corner. Do they know anything?

[Langston Kearney]

Brother, I'm not tripping. Also, Sister act top three San Francisco movies of all time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, what's the other two?

[David Borey]

Yeah. I don't even know.

[Langston Kearney]

48 hours. Okay.

[David Borey]

Solid, solid.

[Langston Kearney]

And then I would.

[David Borey]

Another 48 hours.

[Langston Kearney]

Another 48 hours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, there's sister act. Sister act two. So there's two of them.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, I think, Sis. I think of Sister act two more as a city focus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's fair.

[Langston Kearney]

Like more about the city than the community.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was about the youth they bring in the community.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where? Sister, act one. She was kind of behind the walls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You watch any Boost Riley movies?

[Langston Kearney]

I have?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We.

[David Borey]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just went to a screening last night.

[Langston Kearney]

Whoa. We just went to the movie. We saw Michael, but we went to the movies and we were talking about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Different movie.

[Langston Kearney]

We were talking about the booster movie. The booster one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love Boosters. Yeah. With Keke Palmer and Don Cheadle and Denver, Colorado. Who else up in this movie?

[David Borey]

Everybody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My friend Summer McCusker from Peachtree City.

[David Borey]

Poppy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Poppy up in there? Yeah, she up in there.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Robin Thede.

[Langston Kearney]

I like boots. We never met.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sf.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. I don't know, man.

[David Borey]

Big old hats.

[Langston Kearney]

They're seven by seven.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Big hats.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very Erykah Badu style.

[Langston Kearney]

Hey, what's the biggest hat?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You would go, I have this one hat. So I have this here. I just got a hair transplant.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, can we see? Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't do my hair today, but that's what we're.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay. But you got a razor line on the side.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We about six. Six months out.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm still growing.

[David Borey]

How much longer in this journey before it's like, all right, no more. I'm ready.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, right now I'm putting, like, a little bit of, like, fibers up in there.

[David Borey]

Okay.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How much. What you got on your head?

[Langston Kearney]

I'm pretty good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn, y' all flexing on me.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. Y' all both got so much hair.

[David Borey]

Yeah. Again, 87

[Langston Kearney]

spring. Awesome. If I spring 87.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I.

[Langston Kearney]

That's only the second season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I leave over the table and start strangling this light skinned nigga. I would be wrong.

[Langston Kearney]

Right.

[David Borey]

And that is how I was spinning.

[Langston Kearney]

I was like this dog skin bob attack me.

[David Borey]

He's a monster.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, they say about a year. The hair is pretty much done growing.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then, I mean, I might go back for a round two, but I was like. I was pretty. Pretty severely.

[David Borey]

I think it looks great.

[Langston Kearney]

Did you go to Turkey?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Beverly Hills.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's an A moment. That is a. I went to Beverly Hills. Yeah. Shout out to the Crown Hair Institute

[Langston Kearney]

up the street from my house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fuck yeah. You live in WeHo or Beverly Hills,

[Langston Kearney]

Another neighborhood that's adjacent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's in that.

[CJ Toledano]

In between.

[Langston Kearney]

Come on. No, across the street from my house. Beverly Hills. Yeah. I'll tell you off camera, this feels crazy now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think they'll find you from, like, the whole neighborhood?

[Langston Kearney]

I'm very paranoid. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why you so paranoid? What Happened.

[David Borey]

We talk crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

What didn't happen throughout to get me here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Has someone followed you?

[Langston Kearney]

I've just been let down by every level.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[David Borey]

We talk crazy on this podcast and we talk crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all ever had any celebrities be mad at y' all only come? No.

[Langston Kearney]

No. They are not aware of our antics.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

I think that once it. If this blows up the way I think it could, I think it's gonna be an awkward meeting with Terry Crews. Is gonna be tough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What y' all been saying about Terry Crews.

[David Borey]

I'm real scared I'm gonna bump into Busybone again.

[Langston Kearney]

Busybone. Tyler Perry would not be happy with what we're doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tyler Perry has too many. He got so many people he's mad at right now.

[Langston Kearney]

That's true. Did you know that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So there's a play called Strange Loop written by a guy named Michael R. Jackson.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's a play about a. It's a play about a guy writing a play about himself. I like that. Very meta. It won the Pulitzer Prize. Did it won the Pulitzer? Can someone. Do we have a Googler?

[David Borey]

Yeah, I have that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it might have won the Pulitzer or it was nominated for tons of Tonys. And there's a whole section of the play where Michael R. Jackson is just shitting on Tyler Perry. I mean, hard. It's a lot of fun. Like, just. It's just like he's just. It's a whole song called Tyler Perry Writes Real Life. And it just goes. And I mean, obviously, the boondocks.

[David Borey]

We want to pull it, sir.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We did want to pull it. Yeah. Boondocks is obviously. I think, Boondocks. Michael R. Jackson. There's a lot of folks in the way before they're going to get to Tyler Reynolds.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay. Yeah, for sure.

[David Borey]

I think we're going to be easier targets to pick off real quick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

They're going to think they could get us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think the Keown fight, what, enough? Cause Albert's also. He's massive.

[David Borey]

He's a big guy.

[Langston Kearney]

That's what I worry about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's big.

[David Borey]

He's a big guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's like 6, 4, and he's sturdy.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The good thing about New Orleans is big.

[Langston Kearney]

The good thing about us, I'm strong as fuck and he has a scrappy will to live.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

I got kids, so I think together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many kids you got?

[David Borey]

I'll kill Tyler Perry.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Borey]

You know what I mean? Like, if that's the scenario we're presenting, I'll bite that motherfucker's.

[Langston Kearney]

Face off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was not presenting that, but you. No, Bob.

[David Borey]

You asked me straight up would I kill Tyler Perry, and I tell you,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

rewind the tape back. Rewind the tape back. I'm telling you.

[David Borey]

Hate to say it here with the cameras, but that's push come to shot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many kids you got?

[David Borey]

I got two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two? How many you got any kids?

[Langston Kearney]

I got no kids.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No kids?

[Langston Kearney]

You may. I just want to kill for the feel of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just to see the.

[David Borey]

Thanks for holding me down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Back. Just to see a man's life drained from his eyes.

[Langston Kearney]

I just want the experience, you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ever watched anyone die before?

[David Borey]

No.

[Langston Kearney]

No. Like real time. Yeah, I saw a guy get hit on a motorcycle in Africa once, and he died.

[David Borey]

I've seen the results of an accident. I've never, like, come out of my apartment, seen a lady dead under a car. Yeah, I've never seen the actual, like, impact that led to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's brutal.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, I saw a nigga get. I also saw a guy I think they killed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you check on him?

[Langston Kearney]

No, man.

[David Borey]

Okay.

[Langston Kearney]

It was so crazy. We were in Sierra Leone and we were on the Poda Porta and we were, like, leaving because, like, it's not like a bus. It's just like, they get these minivans and they hollow them out, and then they put metal bench seats in so there's more seats. So that's how you, like, take the bus. And they just come on the corner and they yell where they're going, and you hop in. You know what I mean? So they'll be like, come back down, come back down, come back down. And you're like, oh, shit. And you run in. Anyways, I was on the. Put up. Put up. And we were going around the corner, and there was just this swarm of people, and they all had their flip flop halfback. Like, this is like a leather sandal. Yeah, they all had their sandals off. And there was this guy on top of the crowd, and they were beating the shit out of him. Why keep mine like they've just beat up? Because there's no. It's just like. There's no. It's just, like, street. So if they catch you stealing, it's like, people really don't be stealing like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All up for stealing.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Borey]

Fuck.

[Langston Kearney]

But they were. They were. But he was on top of the crowd and everybody was going. And he looked, like, close to him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like it was his last.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, he looked like it wasn't going good.

[David Borey]

You seen the light leave someone's Eyes.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've watched some family members die in their, like, last moments. Like in the hospital bed, though. Yeah, it's pretty brutal.

[Langston Kearney]

That still counts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's hard to watch.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Borey]

I don't think one is worse than the other.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't think so, either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's probably worse when it's someone you love and know.

[David Borey]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

I didn't. I didn't. I was just like, oh, cool. Another experience.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cool is crazy. Cool is.

[Langston Kearney]

Crazy is a catch all term for me because I'm emotionally stunted.

[David Borey]

He hasn't done the work, you see.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, it means a lot of things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There it is. That's all that was. I'm picking up what you're putting down. I don't know that I want it in my hands, but.

[Langston Kearney]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't.

[Langston Kearney]

Because it's dead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's cool, too. And it's cool that it's dead.

[David Borey]

You're gonna want to see this.

[Langston Kearney]

No. I hate dead animals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all best friends?

[David Borey]

I think we're cool. We're pretty high. It's high up there.

[Langston Kearney]

We're both very guarded. That's why we even answered it like that.

[David Borey]

We've never had that conversation.

[Langston Kearney]

Our response was crazy.

[David Borey]

We've never had the. It's never come up for the longest, and it remains a type of true. In my head. There's a best friend that, like, is of a yesteryear in my life, and

[Langston Kearney]

I got a group of them, so

[David Borey]

I go, that is my best friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all got friends in common. Yeah.

[David Borey]

Yeah, a lot. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

But I don't talk to anybody besides, man, truly, besides my wife. I don't really talk to anybody as much as I talk to Langston.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, y'.

[Langston Kearney]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y'. All. Y' all play video games.

[David Borey]

No, no, no.

[Langston Kearney]

We just went to the movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, all straight guys play video games. I, I.

[Langston Kearney]

We're really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm also assuming you're straight. I don't know.

[Langston Kearney]

We're straight. We're not the best at it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[David Borey]

Yeah, we're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're.

[David Borey]

We're really phoning it in as far as straight men.

[Langston Kearney]

I think we got traits. I think we got straight traits.

[David Borey]

I stand straight as fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you go home, when you get home and your wife asks you, how was your day? What's your response? Langston, I was.

[Langston Kearney]

Get her, bitch. See, that was me phoning it in.

[David Borey]

It'd be better if you had my shit to go.

[Langston Kearney]

No, no, truth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Langston, how was work? Today.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, yeah. This. Let's do this. Daddy. Hi, Langston.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That sucks.

[Langston Kearney]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hi, Langston. I'm your wife. How was work today?

[David Borey]

It was fine. It was too. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's too little information.

[David Borey]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's too little information.

[David Borey]

I don't offer a lot of information.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's too little information. David, how was work today?

[Langston Kearney]

I saw a dog with ass on the drive home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. See, this is.

[David Borey]

You're got to be. Okay. That's the type of stuff I gotta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gotta give some information about what you do at work today.

[David Borey]

What I felt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had a straight guy live with me recently. My nephew.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it was crazy. I ain't lived with a straight guy since my brother in college. Ok. And they don't talk. They don't tell you. You have to, like, pry you straight. You have to pry so much for the smallest details.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know where you went. I don't know what you did. I don't know how you feeling. None of that.

[David Borey]

I take more interest in the arguments of my day than I do in the actions of my day. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, that's fair.

[David Borey]

So if you ask me how, like, you know what I mean? What did I do with my day? That sucks. I hate this conversation. But if you ask me what enraged you in your day or what provoked you in your day or what interested you in your day, that's when I think I'm able to better land the conversation.

[Langston Kearney]

See, I am crazy. Shit. I saw, like, a dog with ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or, like, oh, man, I saw the craziest of redhead ripped apart on top of a bus wearing sandals.

[Langston Kearney]

I saw a guy get killed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Like, stuff like. That's like. That's like. But me and my wife, that's what we talk about. Look at that crazy thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your wife, African American. Yeah. Where's she from?

[Langston Kearney]

Literally, African American.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like.

[Langston Kearney]

Like, I'm like, her family's from here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, her whole family's from here.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, but, I mean, my family's not from here, but I was born here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

I mean, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Me and my best friend have this argument all the time. Like, she doesn't like it, and the Internet's gonna get mad again. But I. African American is like a whole ethnicity in and of itself, and my best friend is Caribbean.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm like, you're not African American. Like, you're Caribbean. Like, you're like. All your. Like, your whole upbringing is, like, Caribbean. You're going back and forth to St. Lucia.

[David Borey]

You want some foundation, you got the

[Langston Kearney]

curry goat who's your best friend?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet exchange.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, we had Monet on.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So how was that experience?

[Langston Kearney]

Great.

[David Borey]

Great. We love Monet.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am gonna ask you to raise.

[Langston Kearney]

You said that. Crazy, though. Yeah.

[David Borey]

You really made it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I am gonna ask you who's a better guest when we're done. Oh, wow.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. It is very comparison.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay. That is what we don't have. Really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God, I'm so competitive. It's. Honestly, it's in the realm of talk.

[David Borey]

I'll say. This Monet showed up with a conspiracy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I could have.

[Langston Kearney]

I didn't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also.

[Langston Kearney]

We got a Monet clip viral.

[David Borey]

I'm also.

[Langston Kearney]

That bingo shit was. That bingo shit went viral.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet is a conspiracy theorist. I'm not a conspiracy theorist.

[David Borey]

Okay, tell us why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm kind of like. I just believe it is what it is. You know what I mean? Like, I really think we went to the moon. I really think the earth is round.

[David Borey]

I really think there's nothing that you find yourself second guessing that you're so sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A short period of time where I went down the rabbit hole. This tiny, tiny, very niche conspiracy theory, but I didn't find enough information to substantiate it, which was that Stephen King killed John Lennon. What? Yes. Cause Stephen King is one of the last people to see John Lennon alive.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, The New Englander Stephen King.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stephen King.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't know why I qualified him that way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you know, he's also. He's also freakishly tall.

[Langston Kearney]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe that, like about 6. 5, 6.

[Langston Kearney]

6 authors are weird like that. Have you ever seen what Dean Koontz looks like?

[David Borey]

Nah, I ain't the same with.

[Langston Kearney]

Look up Dean Koontz right now. Continue your thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was walking down in Union Square, like 2008, and I just found a flyer that said Stephen King killed John Lennon. That's all I said on it.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stephen King killed John Lennon. And I think it might have had a website. Actually, I went to the website and it laid out a little bit of information about how Stephen King was the last was allegedly, according to this random Internet thing I found. It might have been a play. I don't know what it was, but I might have been seeing advertisements.

[Langston Kearney]

That's a good play.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it was about how Stephen King. But I have not found anything about Stephen King killing John Lennon anywhere on the Internet since that day.

[David Borey]

Okay, so the key facts regarding this theory, according to the Google Overview. AI overviews, we're trusting the computers to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Google AI Overview thinks that I wear hearing aids. Yeah, it's really, like, it's adamant. Like, if you Google Bob the Drag wearing hearing aids, it is like, 100%. He's open about his hearing loss and his connection to, like, the community through his hearing device.

[David Borey]

And is that just because you have earpieces in there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had an earring in one time that kind of wrapped around my ear on the traders, and people were like, that's it. The hearing aid.

[David Borey]

This man is hearing.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, this man is deaf.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were convinced that I'm hard of hearing. Like, convinced that I'm hard.

[Langston Kearney]

Do you hear good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hear perfectly well.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a terrible sense of smell.

[Langston Kearney]

Even that's pretty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a hair. I can barely smell anything.

[Langston Kearney]

Does that affect your taste?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think so, I think, but I would know.

[David Borey]

Yeah, it has to, probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like spicy food, but do you feel like you're like sour candy, but

[Langston Kearney]

you don't feel like you're like, a super taster?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm definitely not.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Definitely not.

[Langston Kearney]

Me either. I like it. I like salt. I like sweet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I can. Using my nose, I can tell the difference between alcohols. I could be like, whiskey, tequila.

[Langston Kearney]

I think that might be, like, you've spent a lot of time in the field.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. What does Google AI Overview say?

[David Borey]

Okay. According to the Google AI Overview, the perpetrator Mark David Chapman shot and killed John Lennon on 12-8-19. December 8, 1980. As documented on Wikipedia. The theories claim. Lightfoot claims Stephen King was hired by the CIA with involvement from Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan. Damn. It was the last team up they had to assassinate Lenin. Response to the theory. The claims are widely considered to be lunatic ravings and a bizarre conspiracy theory.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm so glad you clicked lucrative ravings and lunatic ravings. That you would have changed the whole.

[David Borey]

No, it would have been.

[Langston Kearney]

We're trying to turn this into lucrative ratings ravings. That's my brand.

[David Borey]

Stephen King himself has encountered this theory, including a moment where an individual yelled. But this accusation at him, which he dismissed him. He has publicly been challenged on it, and he claims he did not do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I looked into this theory a little bit, but it's been probably 18, 17 years since I actually gave this conspiracy theory any credence.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay. That's like a tough. Somebody killed somebody is always tough for me because it's like, I don't think the government is activating celebrities to kill anybody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wouldn't. Not a celebrity.

[Langston Kearney]

I wouldn't Stephen King, though, is like a celebrity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he is a celebrity. But I'm saying I don't think the government would. I don't think the government would be like Madonna. Can you go stab Lady Gaga?

[Langston Kearney]

Right.

[David Borey]

You know what I mean?

[Langston Kearney]

Right, right, right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, they would probably find a bodyguard to stab Lady Gaga. I'm not interested in anyone stabbing Lady Gaga.

[Langston Kearney]

To be correct. No, I like Gaga.

[David Borey]

Hey, but we'll fuck up Tyler Perry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tyler Perry on site.

[Langston Kearney]

We're going to kill him. Is that what you want?

[David Borey]

Don't do that.

[Langston Kearney]

Don't do that. You funny. No, I said I could. You started the pin. You started the beer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you said, I will.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, and I think you said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you said a date, a time and a location. You have a Google spreadsheet that I'm shared on.

[David Borey]

And this is why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if the FBI reaches out to me, I will share it with you as well.

[David Borey]

And this is why your nephew wouldn't talk to you. Do you see how you act? This is why your nephew didn't want

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to open up camion. That can't be true. Comment below.

[Langston Kearney]

We just fucked up everybody's AI overview right now. Wait, we should take a break before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go to break now.

[Langston Kearney]

Please.

[David Borey]

Okay, let's. Please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said please.

[Langston Kearney]

She's at her withdrawal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all got her stressed out.

[Langston Kearney]

She's at her wish list.

[David Borey]

I told you, it's chaos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is not.

[David Borey]

You thought you were gonna fix it and you can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can fix it in the next half.

[David Borey]

All right, let's see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[David Borey]

Good luck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like. I'm like. I can fix them.

[Langston Kearney]

No. You won't be the first person who said that to me and tried wholeheartedly. I'm. Since he got out, bad things keep happening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cape Fear, a new series is streaming June 5th on Apple TV. Why would I want to hurt you? Starring Academy Award winner Javier Bardem. Why? And Academy Award nominee Amy Adams.

[Langston Kearney]

He is coming after my face. Family.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cape fear streaming June 5th on Apple TV. Amazon Health AI presents Painful Thoughts.

[Langston Kearney]

Why did I search the Internet for answers to my cold sore problem? Now I'm stuck down a rabbit hole filled with images of alarmingly graphic sores in various stages of ooze. I can clear my search history, but I could never unsee that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't go down the rabbit hole. Amazon Health AI gets you the right care fast. Healthcare just got less painful. Hello?

[Malcolm Glebel]

Hello, this is Malcolm Glabel from Smart talks with IBM. Today we're diving into a fascinating conversation with Stefano Pallard. Head of fan development for Scuderia for rehp.

[Stefano Pallard]

Your pronunciation is strongly American. It's more Scuderia Ferrari.

[Malcolm Glebel]

I'm still working on rolling my R's, but what I was able to learn from Stefano was the importance of engaging the Tifosi, the Ferrari superfans in the digital age.

[Stefano Pallard]

Ferrari fans and super fans want to be part of something, want to belong to something. So they want to be part of a community and ultimately they want to be part of a winning team.

[Malcolm Glebel]

You've got Ferrari, which has a long history, design history, and now you're interacting in a kind of digital space. I'm curious how you balance those two traditions.

[Stefano Pallard]

When it comes to fan engagement, it's really digital technology and digital channels are being able to create a deeper connection with our fans.

[Malcolm Glebel]

To learn more about how Ferrari and IBM are using technology to build deeper connections with fans, visit IBM.com Ferrari

[CJ Toledano]

this week on Point Game with me, CJ Toledano and Isaiah Thomas. It shares why he thinks the Cavs are going to beat the Knicks to earn a trip to the NBA Finals. Take a listen.

[Langston Kearney]

I think it's going to be an exciting matchup.

[David Borey]

You know, I got hopefully James Harden is ready to, you know, do his thing. I know Donovan Mitchell is going to be ready, but I think the key factor is going to be having games

[Langston Kearney]

like Mobley had last game.

[David Borey]

Jared Allen, Sam Merrill, they're going to

[Langston Kearney]

need guys like that to step up to be able to win. But I do got the Cavs beating the Knicks in the conference finals.

[CJ Toledano]

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[Langston Kearney]

We are back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nobody supposed to be here.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, I came. You want to check the candles?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Who are on these candles? Tomorrow can I.

[David Borey]

Like, you gonna tell me he's ugly too?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but he's not.

[Langston Kearney]

That's not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he's not as fine as you're saying.

[Langston Kearney]

Come on, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's not. Bob, Bob.

[David Borey]

Just say you got a specific taste.

[Langston Kearney]

That's what it is. Do you not like light skins?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Is my partner light skinned? No, he's between y'. All.

[David Borey]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Closer to you.

[Langston Kearney]

That's literally the spectrum.

[David Borey]

He's like.

[Langston Kearney]

He's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's either the top or the bottom.

[David Borey]

Nigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's black. He's like the good of the good doctor over here.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[David Borey]

I don't think that's solidly black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Maybe a little bit darker than Billy Dee.

[Langston Kearney]

Did you ever hear people say I'm cookie colored?

[David Borey]

No.

[Langston Kearney]

I've heard that a lot.

[David Borey]

And I would have made a scene if somebody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he's not. I mean, he's not as dark as me, but I feel like what Shemar Moore is offering is a really nice body.

[David Borey]

Beautiful body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you gotta tell me,

[Langston Kearney]

you think

[Bob the Drag Queen]

this guy could take your girl?

[David Borey]

Yes. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Body excluded. Body excluded.

[David Borey]

Yep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think if this guy either gained a little weight or got really skinny, he could take your girl from you?

[David Borey]

I think if we're keeping the jaw, head and jaw exactly as it is. He scares me if he gets chubby.

[Langston Kearney]

He also looks like the devil with that facial hair.

[David Borey]

Yeah, 100%. And I think the devil does that kind of magic.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, shamanis for watching. I want to acknowledge you are. Obviously, you don't need my. You are like.

[David Borey]

You're the last holdout.

[Langston Kearney]

I mean, you are the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, nine out of ten didn't recommend cress. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, but. So you don't need my support. You are like objectively good looking. Him. Boris. Kojo.

[Langston Kearney]

I was gonna say. How do you feel about Boris?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Boris is hotter than him.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Easily.

[Langston Kearney]

Because those are like the 90s fine men.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't you put some respect on Taye Diggs name.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, I'm a Taye Diggs man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's some. I'm a Taye Diggs.

[David Borey]

Never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm a Diggs man.

[Langston Kearney]

I've been dark since day one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Taye Diggs was hot in a way that changed me as a person.

[Langston Kearney]

Really? What's your finest?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Taye Diggs butt naked in the wood.

[Langston Kearney]

I was going to say that. Probably had to be him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He is booty butt naked in the world.

[Langston Kearney]

He's booty butt naked.

[David Borey]

Getting sprayed off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Getting sprayed off.

[Langston Kearney]

He's got a body where you're like. That doesn't even even look. That look like action figure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

It's nuts. Crazy.

[David Borey]

He was so buff. We didn't even know he was short. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I kind of like short guys. I didn't know he was not kind of. I like short guys.

[Langston Kearney]

I didn't know he was that short. Is he that short?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's probably like 5, 5, 5, 6. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Explains the hats. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that explains the hat.

[David Borey]

Also explains. It also explains all that dancing.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, but like fedora dance.

[David Borey]

I think you gotta learn to peacock a different way when you go. And I think he figured that out.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't like it when a man of regular height is a great dancer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you're a good dancer.

[David Borey]

I'm pretty good. I wouldn't call myself a great dancer. I've seen your work. I'm a big fan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we get.

[David Borey]

I don't want to go choreographed for choreographs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How tall? Yeah, I'm 5 11. Is that true?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, that's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause you said it like it wasn't.

[David Borey]

Yeah, and I'mma keep backing up. So what? So what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How tall are you?

[Langston Kearney]

I'm like five eight, five, nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Five, eight, five, nine.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, I was telling Langston this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You look giant. Like a monster. Huh? Six, four.

[Langston Kearney]

Are you serious?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Wait. Yeah. What are you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm a dainty 6:2. I make it look like 6:4.

[Langston Kearney]

Nobody put those words.

[David Borey]

You want to be shorter than six?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I take.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, give me some.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm six' two. I'm a. I am. But I've been six' two since I was in seventh grade. I have not grown an inch since seventh grade.

[David Borey]

You have no idea what that would have done for me. Me too.

[Langston Kearney]

Honestly, it would have derailed me.

[David Borey]

I don't know.

[Langston Kearney]

If you gave me six' two at

[Bob the Drag Queen]

13, I don't think it would have been. Because whatever you think you were getting, I was not getting.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't even mean sexually. I just mean, like, confidence wise athletically.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was also 125 pounds, though. So I was like, imagine the same height I am now, but I have lost 110 pounds.

[Langston Kearney]

See, that's okay. You were being like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like. It was very Slender man before Slenderman.

[Langston Kearney]

We were probably the same weight when you were 16. Probably.

[David Borey]

You weren't interested in sports at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but they were Interested in me.

[Langston Kearney]

I was gonna say to be that tall, dark skinned and somebody had to come with me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was best viewing. Well, they used to call me a monstar.

[David Borey]

Jesus.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm sorry that happened to you. We do have to acknowledge how hilarious young black kids are.

[David Borey]

Yeah. That is the land acknowledgement we do here.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is. This is deontay land.

[David Borey]

This is sacred land for little black

[Bob the Drag Queen]

kids who make fun of people. You like one of the monsters? Because Space Jam just came out. They call me a monstar.

[Langston Kearney]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Brutal.

[Langston Kearney]

Damn. Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, black kids are really creative. And so I got really, really good at making fun of people because I had just moved to Atlanta from lagrange, Georgia. Oof.

[Langston Kearney]

I said oof. I don't know where that is. I just wanted to seem cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lagrange, it's like between Columbus and Atlanta, but you don't know where Columbus is. This is Georgia. Atlanta. LaGrange. Columbus.

[Langston Kearney]

Country or not, I guess is all I want to know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lagrange. Yeah, like country suburbs.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's not a suburb though, because it's so far from Atlanta.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay. But major city, movie theater, grocery store, all that stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for sure.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All that stuff. Yeah, yeah. And an amusement park. Callaway Gardens.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Okay. So when I moved to Atlanta from LaGrange, I was very awkward looking, very skinny, very tall, middle afro. And I had to get really good at making fun of people because they would make fun of me. I'm gay, I'm tall, I look crazy. And I was like, I have to.

[Langston Kearney]

That's like for junior high school. That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the worst.

[Langston Kearney]

You really only need one of those, brother.

[David Borey]

That's the hat trick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you only have two options. You have two options to get respect. Either beat somebody up or make fun of people.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I did both. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, okay.

[David Borey]

You could fight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I haven't had any fight in so long, I don't even know if I can still fight. And I don't want to find out.

[Langston Kearney]

I do want to say, by the way, you asked us if we could fight. It made me feel like you could fight.

[David Borey]

It felt like you could.

[Langston Kearney]

But you know the tone he had. Yeah. Because like, I feel like people who don't fight don't even ask it. I don't bring it up. People, yeah, they don't. People who can't fight, they don't be asking it. Like it's just another skill. You said it like, oh, do you scrapbook?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just like Asking people that question, which is. I'm always curious, but, I mean, I don't want to find out if I can fight. Last time I was in a physical altercation. 2016. Whoa.

[Langston Kearney]

Roughly the same. No, 14.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. Yeah. Yeah. I had to body slam a twink at a gay bar.

[David Borey]

Holy shit.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, weirdly, me too. You had to?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You had to.

[Langston Kearney]

It's crazy. This fucking.

[David Borey]

You and me, we're not so different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This fucking chocolate twink came up to me and grabbed me while I was on stage performing. And I was in full drag. Full drag.

[Langston Kearney]

What?

[David Borey]

Wait, a big red wig, like, sexually, to grab you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he, like, pinned my arms to my side. Oh.

[Langston Kearney]

Like, he rushed the stage like a fan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was lip syncing to Rihanna.

[Langston Kearney]

Which song?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sos Ironically, someone helped me.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, it's unhealthy.

[David Borey]

The song knew before we did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a chance it might have been Disturbia, but I wanted to be SOS for the story.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay, so that's good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm lip syncing and then he, like, pins my arms down my side, and I'm like, okay, you gotta let me go. You gotta let me go.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he's like. I think he. I don't think he's drunk. And I'm trying to just work and entertain. And I said to him, I said, if you don't let me go, I'm gonna have to take you down.

[Langston Kearney]

Did you like, this is a full face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So your mic's up, though.

[Langston Kearney]

So the whole.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, no, I don't have lipstick. So the mic is on the stand.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, okay. Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So only he and I are here in this conversation.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay. And you're like, hey, I don't want to embarrass you, but I will.

[David Borey]

I'm gonna fuck you up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then I had to hit him with a little judo hip toss to the ground. His legs went. There's a video on the Internet.

[David Borey]

That's awesome.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a video of me body slamming a chocolate twink at the end.

[David Borey]

Well, I'd like to watch that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hardware Hardware bar, man. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

I wish that some of my physical triumphs were on the Internet, you know,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have had a few, actually. So Monet, I believe Monet X Change, constantly thinks that she is more fit than me, which is.

[Langston Kearney]

Monet is tall. Are you guys the same height?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Monet's five' ten.

[David Borey]

Yeah, Monet's closer to my height, I would say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Monet's five' ten.

[Langston Kearney]

You didn't say my height. And I'm five' ten.

[David Borey]

You Already admitted five' eight. Big dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did. You did. We have it on tv.

[Langston Kearney]

Here's what I'm saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have it on tv.

[Langston Kearney]

I was in the doctor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You guys should change. You guys should put a fake height thing on the door. They make everyone shorter that I like. What makes everyone shorter is they think they're tall. And then they'll be like, there's no way you're six to go. Say another thing.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, that's cool.

[David Borey]

Well, you're trying to. I thought we were making ourselves taller.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's to hurt other people.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. And he's smart. We should think that way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not smart.

[Langston Kearney]

We should think that way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm deceptive. So Monet X change thinks that she is stronger than me, and she thinks she is faster than me. In her defense, she is skinnier than me and she has less fat on her body than I do.

[David Borey]

She's pretty big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I. I keep telling Monet, there as long as you've known each other, there's never been a period in your life since you've known each other you've been faster than me or that you've been stronger than me. It has never happened. Maybe one day when I age, I'm only four years older than her. So even if there is, it'll be a very small gap.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm faster than you, and I am stronger than you. And I'm so sorry that it is what it is. So we raced. She wanted to race on the Internet.

[Langston Kearney]

What was the distance?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We. It was like maybe like 50 yards.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I. I fucking cleared her.

[David Borey]

Oh, you dusted her?

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, you smoked her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And no one believed in me. No one thought it was gonna be Monae, including. Y' all looking shocked.

[David Borey]

You were telling the story. And I still thought maybe Monet had a chance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I cleared her. And then Monet wanted to arm wrestle me.

[David Borey]

Oh, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was like, Monet, I am. I am much larger than you.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

And arm wrestling is like a leverage thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm probably 30 pounds heavier than Monat. I'm like, I am a bigger, stronger person than you.

[David Borey]

And I don't mean to get into your business, but I think there's a drag queen Olympics sitting in your lap. That.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm gonna take home the gold

[David Borey]

that you really should be investing in. Because if you are this athlete that it sounds like you are, you could win this thing.

[Langston Kearney]

And I tend to think dark skinned people are stronger. It's just a personal bias physically, probably,

[David Borey]

which is I unfortunately Feel the same way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I will say, be careful with that rhetoric, because that's how the slavery happens.

[Langston Kearney]

That's what I'm saying. They're like, them niggas look strong. It's not good. It's not good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not good.

[Langston Kearney]

It's not good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They look durable as shit.

[Langston Kearney]

It's not good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Grab a couple.

[Langston Kearney]

But sometimes I see somebody, I'm like, I bet. I bet you go crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I beat her in wrestling every year for the past 13 years.

[Langston Kearney]

You beat her every year?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She has never even come close to beating me.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, so it's not even a contest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I beat her in foot race every time. We were.

[David Borey]

Oh, Monet, you gotta stop, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she still insists that she's faster and stronger than me.

[David Borey]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which I think she's doing to fuck with me at this point, because she knows she's not. And in her defense, I keep gaining weight, and I don't mean.

[Langston Kearney]

That's a testament to your athletic ability, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have not gotten. I have not gotten skinnier since when I met Monet. I was like. I was like 185.

[David Borey]

Hey, you know who else did that? Paul Pierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who the hell is that?

[David Borey]

Hall of Fame basketball player. Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[David Borey]

One of the best to ever do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Charles Barkley. He was a little Charles Barkley.

[David Borey]

Kept getting bigger.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, there's fat athletes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bigger and better.

[Langston Kearney]

Somebody said that on here one time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mark Henry, fat athletes, the strongest man in the world.

[Langston Kearney]

I said that on here one time, and they got mad at me in the comments. I was like, you don't have to be fat and athletic. Don't like. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can be a fat athlete. Mark Henry is a world famous athlete, and he's. You wouldn't even argue that he's fat. He's a big guy.

[Langston Kearney]

He's not that big anymore, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He what?

[Langston Kearney]

He's not as big as.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's old.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, you can't. I guess you can't be old and be that fat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Embarrassing moment I had on my podcast.

[Langston Kearney]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were going back and forth about athletes, and I was like, I could beat Usain Bolt in a foot, right?

[Langston Kearney]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, he's so old now. What? I was like, I could easily be. I was like, usain Bolt, first of

[Langston Kearney]

all, he's probably like six years younger than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I was like, he ain't. He ain't 86.

[Langston Kearney]

He ain't 86, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, let me tell my story. So I'm thinking about Taenu Sane. Bolt was the Fastest man in the world. And I was thinking, and that was so long ago, right? And I was like. And in my head, I was like, he must have been like 25 or 30 at the time. Now, I know a 30 year old would never be the fastest man in the world.

[Langston Kearney]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I kept thinking to myself, baby, I am older than Usain Bolt.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The way Usain Bolt was born in 1986.

[David Borey]

I got some exciting news. You're younger than Usain Bolt.

[Langston Kearney]

What? Let's go, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's his birthday?

[David Borey]

August 21st, 1986.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm June.

[David Borey]

That. Oh, you're a little bit old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. That's how the month worked.

[David Borey]

Damn. That's why he's the fastest in the world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, did I read it wrong? It was not a clip of Kathy, but that she thanked her mother at the Oscars.

[Langston Kearney]

Wait, Kathy Bates Misery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So there's this really powerful clip of her talking to some journalist. And she's going on, her mother has passed away. And she was like. Her mother was apparently not incredibly nice to her. She was like, I didn't even thank my mom. And he was like, no, you thanked her. And she was like, what? And he was like, no, you thanked your mom. You thanked her. And then he showed her a clip of her, and she was like, my mom. And then she, like, started bawling. Cause she had like. Her mom was like, you didn't even thank me. And then she just never went back and checked and she believed. So I thought I was about to have one of those moments. Like, I convinced myself I was gonna start crying.

[Langston Kearney]

That's also a mental warfare.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Would you thank your mom if you got.

[David Borey]

I don't know.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm sorry. That felt weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you close to your mom?

[David Borey]

I have had periods where my mother and I are deeply, deeply close. And then periods where we are not. And ebbs and flows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What period are we in?

[David Borey]

Right now we're closer to a knot, but it isn't out of lack of respect. Love, adoration as much as, like, we just ain't in a good mode together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you did say you were lowkey, getting bullied at home.

[David Borey]

It wasn't low key. It was quite high key.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's brutal.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't know if I would thank my mom. It depends. On what? I'm kidding.

[Kel Penn]

Are you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your mother close? Yeah. You wouldn't even thank her. What was your relationship with her? What's her name?

[Langston Kearney]

In proximity to the things that I do for money? Me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[David Borey]

Yeah, she. I would say in this.

[Langston Kearney]

She knows what I do right now.

[David Borey]

This is where we're very locked in. Our mothers don't even know what the fuck is going on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's so interesting. Can I ask your mom's name? Is that too personal?

[Langston Kearney]

No, it's okay. Sarah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sarah.

[David Borey]

Wanda.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wanda, Martha.

[David Borey]

Martha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These are mom names. These are elite.

[David Borey]

Mom names of the three don't even exist no more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sarah, Martha.

[David Borey]

You're still making more. Serious. They're not making more Wandas.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ain't no Wandas.

[Langston Kearney]

I've never seen a baby Wanda in my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think my mom changed her name to Martha when she was 30.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, that's how it feels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ain't no way. You're like, this is my five year old Martha. This is my. Hey, guys, welcome to kindergarten class. Wanda.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

And Wanda. Wanda sounds like she was born in a pantsuit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wanda from HR.

[Langston Kearney]

That's like a. That's like a. That'S a Ms. Wanda. That Ms. Wanda. That's a big name.

[David Borey]

If I. If I put my empathetic. I think in some ways my mother's choices are a woman running from Wanda, not wanting to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, we sound like one of those black woman podcasts. Yeah.

[David Borey]

I think she wants.

[Langston Kearney]

Who's to say we're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's true. That's true.

[Langston Kearney]

We're closer than you'd think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wake it up. Wake it up. Wake it the fuck up. Y' all be wearing suits.

[Langston Kearney]

I just went to the Magic Castle. Oh, man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I bet you look real nice in a suit.

[Langston Kearney]

I look okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to see the pigeon me online?

[Langston Kearney]

I went to the Magic Castle, but then I bought a suit and took it back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn. Well, that's fair. That's fair.

[Langston Kearney]

I'll tell you the truth. I bought a suit and my wife took it back. The man who sold it to me was too nice. I was like, fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she didn't.

[David Borey]

She didn't like the way you looked in it.

[Langston Kearney]

No, no, no. I didn't want the suit because I'm losing. I've been losing a lot of weight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're getting.

[Langston Kearney]

We have the wedding. I was like, I'm just not trying to buy a suit for this yellow one. Yeah, we got married and then. Then we're going again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's.

[David Borey]

They're doing it super fair, family style.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Super fair. Where y' all getting married at?

[Langston Kearney]

In a rooftop downtown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, here in la? Yeah. Okay. I don't know if you go to one of them destination things.

[Langston Kearney]

No, she's from here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sarah Common.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Of Course. Yeah.

[David Borey]

Sarah gotta be there.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm just annoyed. My mom, I talk to her all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, shout out to Sarah.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, yeah, no, she would. I would. There's no world where I would get married and she wouldn't come.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'd be wearing suits.

[David Borey]

Yeah, yeah. I put a suit on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like three piece, double breasted.

[David Borey]

I've got how many breasts your suit has? I, I, I. That's my little mask. I have a double breasted suit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I see the suit. This your wife? Mm.

[CJ Toledano]

Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a really nice suit.

[Langston Kearney]

Thank you. It's just gone now.

[David Borey]

It's never coming back.

[Langston Kearney]

It's not. It's not. It's back in business. No.

[David Borey]

You look beautiful. Yeah, I know. All right, we need to do a voicemail.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do think.

[David Borey]

Can we go to breakfast?

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[David Borey]

We need to go to break.

[Langston Kearney]

I know, we're. It's gonna be fun.

[David Borey]

It's been chaos, but we can fill all of these in. More Bob the Drag Queen. More My mama told me.

[Langston Kearney]

Since he got out, bad things keep happening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cape Fear, a new series is streaming June 5th on Apple TV. Why would I want to hurt you? Starring Academy Award winner Javier Bardem

[David Borey]

and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Academy Award nominee Amy Adams.

[Langston Kearney]

He is coming after my family.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kate Fear, streaming June 5th on Apple TV. Amazon Health AI presents Painful Thoughts.

[Langston Kearney]

I. I can't stop scratching my downtown. Yeah, but I'm not itching to go downtown and tell a receptionist I'm here to talk about my downtown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Malcolm Glebel]

Hello, this is Malcolm Glebel from Smart talks with IBM. Today we're diving into a fascinating conversation with Stefano Pallard, head of fan development for Scuderia Ferrari hp.

[Stefano Pallard]

Your pronunciation is strongly American. It's more Scuderia Ferrari.

[Malcolm Glebel]

I'm still working on rolling my R's, but what I was able to learn from Stefano was the importance of engaging the Tifosi, the Ferrari superfans in the digital age.

[Stefano Pallard]

Ferrari fans and super fans want to be part of something, want to belong to something.

[Langston Kearney]

So.

[Stefano Pallard]

So they want to be part of a community. And ultimately they want to be part of a winning team.

[Malcolm Glebel]

You've got Ferrari, which has a long history, design history, and now you're interacting in a kind of digital space. I'm curious how you balance those two traditions.

[Stefano Pallard]

When it comes to fan engagement, it's really digital technology. And digital channels, are they enabled? To create a deeper connection. Connection with our fans.

[Malcolm Glebel]

To learn more about how Ferrari and IBM are using technology to build deeper connections with fans, visit IBM.com Ferrari

[Bob the Drag Queen]

now streaming on Paramount from executive producer Lena Waithe, the acclaimed series the Shy reaches its final chapter. For seven seasons, we've lived these stories, walk these streets, become part of this community. Now it all leads to this. Friendships will be tested, families will evolve, and secrets refuse to stay buried. As the past catches up and the future comes into focus, one truth remains. The Shy is more than a series. It's a legacy. Don't miss the final season of the Shy. Now streaming on the Paramount Premium plan. We are back.

[Langston Kearney]

Pop. Pop my butt. Pop my butt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pop. Pop my butt. Do you know what pop my butt meant to Harriet Tubman?

[David Borey]

Do you know what that meant?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It meant a whip.

[Langston Kearney]

Welcome back to My Mama Told Me We're Not Whipping Shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shout out to the book Harriet Tubman Live in Concert. New York Times bestseller written by this brilliant author, by the way. Let's go.

[Langston Kearney]

Let's go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it by the Pop My Butt lady? No. There's a book called Harriet Tubbin Live in Concert. It is a New York Times bestseller. It is an absolute banger of a book. It's a book about Harriet Tubman coming back to life and writing a hip hop album.

[David Borey]

Let's go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it.

[Langston Kearney]

Did she have bars or was it like a Hamilton kind of thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she kind of has bars. So it's about the writing of the album. That's fun. So it's not like. Cause the Hamilton, like, Hamilton, like Alex Hamilton, he's not a rapper. He just. He happens to be rapping. It's kind of like Lil Mermaid. He's not a singer.

[Langston Kearney]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Harriet Tubman is writing a hip hop album.

[Langston Kearney]

That's really fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And it's a really, really good book. Are you looking it up?

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanna know, do you guys read

[Langston Kearney]

books based on the New York Times bestseller list?

[David Borey]

I don't. Sounds like such a silly premise that I'm interested.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you tell me a little bit about what you're saying here?

[David Borey]

Uh. Oh, it's Bob the Drag Queen.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, yo, yo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I got a friend in this village.

[Langston Kearney]

Yo, that was nice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Smooth.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Borey]

What a great way to plug.

[Langston Kearney]

I really liked it. You know what's crazy?

[David Borey]

We will be taking your plugs away on the back end.

[Langston Kearney]

My plug. My plug. We gonna snatch that shit like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know how much work I did with these plugs?

[David Borey]

All right, we need to do a voicemail together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[David Borey]

We have a fun one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's up, Langston?

[Langston Kearney]

Bori.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How you guys doing?

[Langston Kearney]

Pause. I think this man means us harm.

[David Borey]

I didn't like how he talked to us.

[Langston Kearney]

Something about the way I don't like it at all.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You go by Gory.

[Langston Kearney]

I go by Bory. Yeah.

[David Borey]

Yeah. Boris G is silent.

[Langston Kearney]

That man stands for your man from the Congo, Esquire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I called you David earlier.

[Langston Kearney]

David's my first name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. Cause you said David out there.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay. I'm sorry.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[David Borey]

I just like either one.

[Langston Kearney]

I do either one. It's just Bori is like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's very memorable.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. I introduce as David usually, but Bori's where it always ends up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bori's good.

[Langston Kearney]

It's a solid last name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's good. You know, I think you should go by introduce yourself as Bori, because you actually get to have a conversation. Then people like, my name is Bori. They'll be like, Bori, and you're like, Bori. So your name's probably gonna get said, like, three times just by saying your name. When you say, my name's Langston, be like, my name Lance. My name's David. Hi, my name's David. Hey, David. But no one's like, David, David, David. So get it up in there. But Bori, that's the. That's the.

[Langston Kearney]

You assume I talk to people, wanting them to remember me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true. That is true. You didn't even care. You seemed happier when I didn't remember you. You literally didn't remember.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you probably asked him his name. You were happier back then.

[Langston Kearney]

I like to operate in the space of anonymity. Yes. Is that a problem holding me back in entertainment? Let's listen to the rest of this voicemail question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I go through this multiple times a day.

[Langston Kearney]

Maybe once a day. So let me know if y' all agree with this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he sounds hot. You think so? This man is fine.

[Langston Kearney]

This is a fine boys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, this man is fine as fuck.

[Langston Kearney]

Whoa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can tell.

[Langston Kearney]

Really?

[David Borey]

We rarely listen in that way.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, this guy's very attractive.

[Langston Kearney]

Well, I would say because. Just because we're straight, I feel like a lot of our female callers at Colin do sound fine.

[David Borey]

They do sound cute. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And dress is nice.

[Langston Kearney]

You could tell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Langston Kearney]

You think he smells good?

[David Borey]

Oh, you think this man has it all together?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. He probably smells. Yeah. Way harder than you. He probably. Someone needs to humble you.

[David Borey]

You nasty bitch. You nasty bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sorry.

[Langston Kearney]

Listen, in my hometown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry, I don't Know why I'm bullying you? I don't know why it happens. It's so uncalled for.

[Langston Kearney]

I feel like people usually pick one

[David Borey]

of us to always pick a target.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe whoever think has the most privilege, you know what I mean?

[David Borey]

That's fair. That's fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's listen to this.

[Langston Kearney]

Fine.

[David Borey]

I'm so excited for you to hear

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the rest of this. So when you're brushing your teeth and

[Langston Kearney]

you're brushing your tongue, you know you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

have the gag reference reflex.

[Langston Kearney]

But I don't want to do that

[Bob the Drag Queen]

because it feels weird as.

[Langston Kearney]

And

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it's kind of feels kind of gay. Right. Okay.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't anymore. I hate if I rush my tongue and I don't want to do the gag reflex and I don't do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate this guy.

[Langston Kearney]

Is that gay? Because I just stuck this toothbrush down my throat and didn't gag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate him. You wanted to. This man. I hate this guy. I hate this guy.

[Langston Kearney]

I hate this guy now. He was so horny over there.

[David Borey]

I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I hate him now. I hate him. And you know the most upsetting part? I now think he's probably more good looking than I thought he was.

[Langston Kearney]

I was worried about that. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He actually, based on what he said, I know he's even hotter than I thought he was.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, he's brushing his tongue, which is so upsetting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That being said. I'm so mad at myself. I'm so mad at myself.

[David Borey]

It was really funny how you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm living with myself right now. This fucking homophobe over here.

[David Borey]

Fucking.

[Langston Kearney]

We've all fallen in love with somebody. You kind. Kind of hated us before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is horrible for me.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, this sucks for you.

[David Borey]

You thought you were gonna build a harem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I really did.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. You thought you were gonna have a third mate.

[David Borey]

Yep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is horrible.

[Langston Kearney]

That sucks.

[David Borey]

It's really funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sucks.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't know.

[David Borey]

It's really funny to think that brushing your teeth is gay or that the

[Langston Kearney]

gag reflex is gay. Wouldn't it be more gay to not have the gag reflex? Yeah. Not to be even in within your logic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, not to be too vulgar, but I.

[Langston Kearney]

No, I saw you. I saw you scoff when he mentioned it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I was like angry. It's like a toothbrush.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, but did you have to work on it? I feel like I've met a lot of people in life you have to work on. I feel like I've met a lot of people in my life who say it as a bragging thing. And I'm Like. But if it's a natural reflex, you did have to like. It's like learning how to smoke cigarettes, I assume, or drink coffee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've met people who have overcome their gag reflex.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For sure. I've met several people who have overcome their gag reflex. I never really. It's like heels. I could just walk in heels immediately, like, if there was no practice.

[David Borey]

You didn't have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Immediately put them on immediately. Walking heels, gag reflex. I will say it is like. It's less. This is gonna sound really vulgar. The more you want it down your throat, the less your gag reflex will be.

[David Borey]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. So, like, if it's something you really want in there. I mean, if it's someone who's really. I could take your arm up to the elbow if I'm really wanting it. Please.

[David Borey]

My God.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't have a button for it. Press a button. I don't have a button. Just press something. I don't have a button for that. Hey, where the bitches at? It's supposed to be titties. Where the fucking titties in the bitches?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, I mean, maybe this guy just doesn't want to brush his teeth so bad enough.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what I mean?

[David Borey]

And I do think that's the problem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's actually dirty. Fighting his urge to not be dirty.

[David Borey]

He's just trying to find a way to not brush his teeth. That's crazy.

[Langston Kearney]

Also get a tongue scraper, bro.

[David Borey]

I ain't never gagged on a hot dog.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we talk about hot dog?

[Langston Kearney]

That's a good point right now. That's a good. That is a good point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I want that last talking point be how great the chili dog is.

[David Borey]

It's a really good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We go on and on about the hamburger. Ain't no way you gonna tell me a chili cheese dog with cheddar is not better than a cheddar bacon hamburger.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, it is an elite.

[Langston Kearney]

It is elite in flavor. I think the frequency is what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you can't have too many.

[Langston Kearney]

I can't have a couple hamburgers in a month. I can't do a chili dog.

[David Borey]

You really gotta try.

[Langston Kearney]

I do chili dogs maybe twice a year.

[David Borey]

Yeah, you gotta treat chili dogs like doing my.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, exactly. Maybe at a festival, you get holes in your brain.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, it blows my mind. I don't drink a lot of coffee. Right.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that's another way I say with the New York accent, coffee. I don't know why. It's for my years in New York City.

[Langston Kearney]

You know what? I've found people who live in New York. That's the one affectation they'll all take.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You hear coffee so much. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

And I just. So many people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cup of coffee.

[Langston Kearney]

Like people who don't have a New York accent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Besides just coffee. So I don't drink a lot of coffee because I just don't. I'm a Red Bull girly.

[Langston Kearney]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm telling you right now, when I drink a cup of coffee, I have 30 minutes until we're evacuating the dance floor. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who is drinking coffee and getting on a plane? People are drinking coffee and then boarding the plane.

[David Borey]

I see it all the time on

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a five hour flight to fucking.

[David Borey]

You're still gorgeous. Don't stop for a second. You're still gorgeous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell me that. Stop. Who is fucking? Who's doing that?

[Langston Kearney]

I never even. I don't drink coffee like that, so I never even thought about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it make you poop, don't it?

[Langston Kearney]

There are people who do pee on

[David Borey]

the plane and I've never related to them at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I.

[Langston Kearney]

You don't poop on the plane ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've had to.

[David Borey]

Not with like it without some shame.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no, no. If I'm shitting on a plane, it is a disaster.

[David Borey]

This is the worst day of my life.

[Langston Kearney]

Yes. Honestly, I'm just proud I could fit in there now.

[David Borey]

Let's go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You must have lost a lot of weight.

[Langston Kearney]

Oh, yeah, I was, I was not. It was like, I'm assuming you're trying, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're trying to lose weight.

[Langston Kearney]

Not very sad.

[David Borey]

This is not going good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

At home one time there was this guy who was like, no, I'm trying,

[Langston Kearney]

I swear to God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was a guy who was like directing a show I was doing and we had been between seasons. And I saw him. This is why I stopped complimenting people on losing weight. And I saw him, I said, oh my God, you look so good. You lost so much weight. And then he just looked at me and he goes, I'm very sad at home. My wife won't talk to me. My child thinks I'm a monster and I'm going through divorce. And I was like, I am so sorry. And as did I stop being like. Whenever I see people now, I'm not like, congratulations on the weight loss.

[David Borey]

But that's, you know, what's supposed to be. That person sucks.

[Langston Kearney]

I'm gonna be honest. I don't lose weight when my shit is going down bad like that. If anything, I gain back. I Get fat When I gain weight. If shit's gonna be. You ain't really bad.

[David Borey]

I put on weight. No, You've never been fat. No, no, no, I've never been fat.

[Langston Kearney]

Guys, we have to stop this dynamic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's him, it's him, it's him.

[Langston Kearney]

I didn't even do nothing.

[David Borey]

Bro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's him. It's because I'm jealous of him. He's handsome. He grew up with all his money.

[Langston Kearney]

He has his Netflix special. Okay, now I feel like other stuff that hasn't been mentioned is coming out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His college, his master's degree. I dropped out of college. And you have a master's in poetry. Your specials on Netflix, bro, we had to. You have your children.

[David Borey]

We had to ask a lot for you to be here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Those are all things you could truly have. You're talking about that stuff. That stuff's all pretty in reach for you.

[David Borey]

I ain't got no fur hats. All my hat's regular. So, you know, I think we just. I think we all met in the middle of the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you're better than me and I feel like you need to be humbled.

[David Borey]

Hey, I love Harriet Tubman live in concert. A novel. Bob the Drag Queen Bob. Anything else you want to plug? Anything you want to tell them about you nasty wench?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anything you want to mention? If you guys want to come see me on tour, you can go to seethedradqueen.com I'll be in a town near you. I have to. This is getting Taylor. I know there's a meeting happening. I'm on the podcast. I'm coming now. Okay?

[Langston Kearney]

Hey, what you say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know there's a meeting. I'm coming, I'm coming. Bye.

[Langston Kearney]

Hey, why are you screaming, cuz?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This. Because this is over here thinking he better than me. I'll tell you about it in a second.

[David Borey]

Taylor, you're gonna have to hear my story too. Boy, what you got?

[Langston Kearney]

This poor, poor Taylor. I just wanted you to know where you went.

[David Borey]

Making sure you're okay.

[Langston Kearney]

Those words better than me.

[David Borey]

And I guarantee you Taylor is a beautiful, light skinned person.

[Langston Kearney]

That is a light skinned name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he's the studio manager.

[David Borey]

Oh, man. Okay, what you got, man?

[Langston Kearney]

Cool guy jokes87 on Instagram. I don't have nothing. Watch my don't tell. It just came out as very funny. People have been calling me the voice of a generation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't mumble it, say it with confidence.

[Langston Kearney]

People have been calling me the voice of a generation and I adhere to that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And where can they. You see your don't tell special YouTube.com and what should they Google when they look for it?

[Langston Kearney]

David Bourrey with a G. Yep.

[David Borey]

There it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In Langston. I want to.

[Langston Kearney]

I have the biggest penis in this room.

[David Borey]

So he says.

[Langston Kearney]

Zoe says, have you seen any penis? That's how I go out. That's how I go out on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if you see each

[Langston Kearney]

other's penises or not. I think I'm too old to be seeing my friends dicks, to be honest.

[David Borey]

Yeah, that would be hard for I think everybody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that you two seeing each other fully nude would actually be very transformative for you, and I think it would actually bring you closer. And I think.

[Langston Kearney]

I don't think we're far apart.

[David Borey]

We're as close as you can. No, you would be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that if you two saw each other fully nude, it would actually. You would never. You would no longer hesitate when someone says they're your best friends. It would be an immediate.

[Langston Kearney]

Bob, I don't understand the game you're playing here, but I'm gonna be honest. I don't like it. Yeah.

[David Borey]

Short of bunk beds, we're good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw a video on YouTube of straight guys seeing each other nude for the first time, and it brought them all closer.

[Langston Kearney]

That's.

[David Borey]

That's cool.

[Langston Kearney]

Our algorithms are so completely different.

[David Borey]

Yeah. I salute those heroes and the closeness that they found.

[Langston Kearney]

That's a crazy genre of video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was moving.

[David Borey]

Yeah. No, it was moving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have anyone seen it?

[David Borey]

No. Oh, no. No. And I think. I think. I think you're a liar and you made it up. No, I think this is all a mastermind. You're playing to trick us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's real. They got naked and they looked at each other and they hugged.

[David Borey]

I'm not doing that.

[Langston Kearney]

We love each other.

[David Borey]

I hug him anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fully clothed. Okay. I'm glad you're hugging.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm proud of y'. All.

[David Borey]

You can follow mexicrman on all social media platforms. You can fuck with us on Patreon. As you have already heard, this is one of our last episodes here with this studio with iheartrading Heart. And so follow us on Patreon. We're moving over there, but we're. We'll have a new home soon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, we're coming back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I come visit you again?

[David Borey]

Would you come with us?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had so much fun on this podcast. This was one of my favorite podcasts I've done in this beautiful city.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[David Borey]

That is great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Time.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

You can come back whenever you want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Absolutely. Y' all come over to my place sometime, hang out.

[Langston Kearney]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a great studio out in Burbank. I would love to have you all over.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah, we'll probably carpool, but. Yeah.

[David Borey]

Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

I just got a driver's license, so. I could do it. He could do it. It.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who gonna drive usually?

[David Borey]

Me.

[Langston Kearney]

He's probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's a bigger car? Me. Yeah, you. Yeah. You have suv? Yeah, Sedan.

[Langston Kearney]

I have suv.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Suv. I got both. Suv. Oh, everyone can drive. Yeah.

[Langston Kearney]

Yeah. I'm newer to driving, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's fair.

[David Borey]

He has a nicer car.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, hey.

[David Borey]

Hey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you driving?

[David Borey]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Langston Kearney]

Watch when he's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think you better than me, cuz you got a nice car. You.

[Langston Kearney]

I know what kind of car I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What kind of car? You're ashamed to say it because it's so nice. You're ashamed to say it.

[Langston Kearney]

It's not that nice. It is nice, though. It's the nicest car I've ever had.

[David Borey]

Yep.

[Langston Kearney]

I have a BMW X3.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, hey, look at this one here. It is BMW.

[Langston Kearney]

Okay, Bob. Okay, Bob. You got us all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You came over here, you got it better than us.

[Langston Kearney]

You got a song, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cuz you drove your BMW.

[Langston Kearney]

You got a song. What year? This nigga's rich. That's a rich ass. Don't listen to him. He won it. He won one of the most popular game shows in history. He comes over here talking like we're crazy. Yeah, I've never even been on Hulu.

[David Borey]

I'm so happy he broke you.

[Langston Kearney]

Bye. Trust me, Daddy.

[David Borey]

My Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Now

[Langston Kearney]

Network and iHeart Podcast, created and hosted by Langston Kearney.

[David Borey]

Co hosted by David Borey, executive produced

[Langston Kearney]

by Will Ferrell Hansani and Joel Monique, edited and engineered by Justin Come.

[David Borey]

Music by Nick Chambers.

[Langston Kearney]

Artwork by Dogon Krieger.

[David Borey]

You can now watch episodes of My Mama told me on YouTube. Follow at my Mama Told Me and subscribe to our Channel.

[Langston Kearney]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Langston Kearney]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Kel Penn]

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[Langston Kearney]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

PREP stands for Pre Exposure Prophylaxis and

[Langston Kearney]

it means routinely taking prescription medicine before you're exposed to HIV to help reduce

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Langston Kearney]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Langston Kearney]

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