Hollow Earth (with Chinedu Unaka) RE-RELEASE

Summary

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Podcast Summary: My Momma Told Me – "Hollow Earth" (with Chinedu Unaka) [RE-RELEASE]

Date: March 12, 2026
Hosts: Langston Kerman & David Gborie
Guest: Chinedu Unaka

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Episode Overview

In this lively, joke-packed episode, comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie are joined by fellow comedian Chinedu Unaka to discuss the "Hollow Earth" conspiracy theory—an idea suggesting our planet is a shell with vast, hidden worlds beneath its surface. The trio dives into the theory’s origins, how it’s recently gained traction among Black audiences, and its intersections with other conspiracies. Along the way, they riff on everything from international law to seagull poop fortunes, TikTok dances, and even giant skeleton lawn ornaments. Listener voicemails spark wild tangents, keeping the conversation fast, funny, and unexpectedly insightful.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Setting the Stage: Hollow Earth Basics

• Chinedu’s Conspiracy: Chinedu introduces the Hollow Earth theory, explaining that some believe there are access points at the poles leading to habitable worlds inside the planet.
  • “There’s an earth within, like, the center of Earth. Habitable. You know, there’s been different things that came about that kind of backs it.” – Chinedu (06:34)
• Legendary stories referenced, like the 1943 pilot who reported seeing greenery in the South Pole, supposedly shut down by the government.
  • “He reported back... a bunch of green, like, greenery everywhere in the middle of the South Pole... then they made him stop talking about it.” – Chinedu (07:21)

[06:34–07:56]

• Why government restrictions on exploring the poles fuel conspiracy thinking.
• Speculations on international treaties and control over unclaimed/remote regions.

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2. Government Secrets & International Law

• The gang discusses how no singular country governs Antarctica, how natural resources are split by international treaty, and the value of bird guano (seabird poop) as fertilizer.
• Langston reads research on the economic value of seabird feces:
  • “Seabird poop, the poop of seagulls, pelicans, and penguins, could be worth nearly half a billion dollars annually.” – Langston (12:38)

[09:17–14:15]

• Debate over the rules of resource exploitation in international waters (e.g., using small nations for treaty loopholes).
• Tangent: Could comedians get rich mining bird poop?
  • “I could be investing this comedy money into building an actual seabird shit factory, but they won’t tell me that.” – Langston (14:04)

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3. Comedic Tangents – Chickens, Fast Food, and the Dark Side of Supply Chains

• The group riffs on the disappearance of chicken farms, the “chicken wing shortage,” GMO foods, and the ways society justifies animal cruelty for food.
  • “Chicken is like the last animal we’re fully like, okay with abusing.” – Langston (18:08)
• Observations on how industry economics shape food supply narratives.

[16:23–19:04]

• “Man-made meat” and incremental normalization of GMOs.
• Strong comparison: “It’s kind of like Nikes, you know? We know what you did, but it’s not our business.” – Langston (18:26)

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4. Philosophical Pondering: What Else Don’t We Know?

• Is all animal poop as valuable as seabird guano? Why aren’t we collecting human waste for profit?
• Speculation on whether governments are secretly harvesting human waste because of its value.

[19:24–21:32]

• “Maybe they are saving it and we just don’t realize it’s valuable. The government might be doing it.” – David Gborie (20:42)

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5. The Artificial Intelligence and “Transhuman” Digression

• Parallels drawn between conspiracy thinking and rapid advances in AI.
• Concerns about AGI (artificial general intelligence):
  • “They fear they create AGI so powerful that they won’t be able to tell whether it’s listening or not until it’s too late... then, boom. Biodegradable. Disease.” – David Gborie (33:17)
• Discussion of AI replacing or transforming essential human experiences, potentially leading to a future of a small, privileged human class with “real” experiences and a majority living in virtual worlds.

[32:29–37:54]

• “It’s going to get to the point where [being human] is only for the rich.” – Co-host (37:14)

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6. Full-Circle: Hollow Earth and Its 'Colonial' Vibes

• Langston outlines the specifics of the Hollow Earth theory: giant curved polar holes, “a shell with walls about 800 miles thick,” and speculation about a secondary sun within the Earth (40:26–44:03).
• Debate: If there’s a paradise down there, why hasn’t anyone come up?
• Critique: The colonial mindset of “unclaimed domains” being waiting to be taken.
• Theories struggle with established earth science—gravity, tectonics, volcanism.

[40:26–47:07]

• “We know sun is a reason we have lush anything... and there’s [none] down there.” – Langston (43:31)
• “Maybe it’s a type of human that... doesn’t have curiosity—they’re just, ‘We’re good where we are.’” – David Gborie (44:04)
• “Like volcanoes, for example, kills Inner Earth theory.” – David Gborie (47:32)

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7. Oceans, Unknowns & Rooted Skepticism

• The group agrees that the ocean may be the most mysterious—and most plausible—frontier for unknown worlds and creatures.
• Reference to unexplained sounds from deep ocean trenches (the “bloop”) as examples of real mysteries.

[48:54–51:01]

• “You haven’t explored 90% of Earth’s ocean... That’s okay to just be like we don’t know anything.” – Langston (48:52)
• “Ocean conspiracies are the easiest for me to believe.” – Co-host (50:03)

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8. Listener Voicemails: Conspiracies As Distraction, Sinister Skeletons, and Coded Signals

• First caller suggests that conspiracies serve as distractions from real-world evils.
• Another voicemail explores the prevalence of giant skeleton lawn decorations in Trump country: Are these a coded racist or sinister signal?
  • “It’s like they have these big ass skeletons and they’re meant for Halloween but they have them all on their lawns year-round... it has to be racism.” – Kenny, listener (60:26)
• Hosts speculate on whether the skeletons could be a signal (like the “pineapple” symbol for swingers), a secret scam, or just a case of “inner sanctum white people stuff.”
  • “Something about that feels sinister. The whole tone of this thing… feels dark.” – Co-host (62:32)

[54:07–69:23]

• Insight into the hosts’ skepticism of innocuous Reddit explanations for recurring white “suburban” trends.

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9. Meta Commentary: Social Media, Branding, and the Pressure to Market Yourself

• The comedians joke about their difficult-to-Google real names and how the new comedy generation is better at self-branding.
• “We grew up in an era where you didn’t owe that type of responsibility... now you gotta have a whole look.” – Langston (71:23)

[71:18–73:14]

• Light-hearted grumbling about the realities of aging in the digital era.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Government Cover-ups:
  • “The government don’t really care about us like that so much. So, ‘Oh, you might die. That’s why?’ That’s not right. That’s not their concern.” – David Gborie (10:01)
• On Bird Poop Wealth:
  • “Seabird poop... could be worth nearly half a billion dollars annually!” – Langston Kerman (12:38)
  • “That should have been national news. Like, national news, and they nowhere to be found.” – David Gborie (21:53)
• On Survival and Food:
  • “A lot of humans can’t survive on their own... 100% me. Imagine all the grocery stores disappear.” – David Gborie (18:54)
• On The Allure of AI:
  • “I’ve now read... stories about people who have fallen in love with their AIs... She had to remake this motherfucker all over again to build the perfect boyfriend that she had.” – Langston Kerman (34:41)
• On Conspiracies & Distraction:
  • “My conspiracy is that conspiracy theories are created to draw us away from what they’re doing in plain sight.” – Listener (54:07)
• On Skeletons as a Coded Symbol:
  • “Giant skeleton will attract attention for sure... Maybe there was one family with a QR code for St. Jude’s, but that’s not the reason most people are putting this skeleton up.” – Langston Kerman (66:40)
• On the Value of the Unknown:
  • “We know so little of our planet... It only opens up questions. And I think the fact they try to pretend like they have definitive answers... does feel false.” – Langston Kerman (48:24)

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Timestamps & Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 06:34-07:56 | Intro to Hollow Earth, polar entrances, pilot story | | 09:17-14:15 | International treaties and resource law, guano fortune | | 16:23-19:04 | Riff on chickens, “chicken shortage”, man-made meat | | 19:24-21:32 | Human vs. animal waste as fertilizer—could we be richer than we know? | | 32:29-37:54 | Artificial intelligence, AGI dangers, rich/poor future | | 40:26-44:03 | The mechanics and logic gaps of Hollow Earth theory | | 48:54-51:01 | Oceans as the ultimate unknowable; “bloop” and sea monsters | | 54:07-62:19 | Voicemail: Conspiracies as distraction, sinister giant skeleton displays | | 66:04-68:49 | Reddit explanations vs. real suspicion, skeletons as coded symbols | | 71:18-73:14 | Comic branding in the social media age, generational divides |

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Language & Tone

The entire episode is fast-paced, improvisational, and full of irreverent, playful banter and asides—often mixing sharp social critique within biting comedy. The hosts and guest maintain a casual, conspiratorial rapport, frequently joking about the limitations of their own knowledge while inviting listeners into their skepticism and curiosity.

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Takeaways for First-Time Listeners

• The Hollow Earth conspiracy is treated as a fascinating example of the kinds of stories that thrive when people distrust official narratives—especially in an era overwhelmed by info, AI, and government secrecy.
• The hosts and guest don’t believe the theory, but see its appeal and use it to riff on wider issues—ownership of knowledge, systemic secrecy, and the lure of the unknown.
• Listener questions provide an opportunity for the hosts to explore everyday Black skepticism—especially in settings tinged by overt racism or coded behavior.
• The tone is irreverent, skeptical, and deeply funny, balancing serious ideas with relentless humor.

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Transcript

[Langston Kerman]

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[Wells Adams]

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[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

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[David Bori]

The phone scene is getting out of control. You saw the when Beyonce almost fell and everybody had their phone up, I was like, you can't catch her. Like, you know, like, that's you guys about to record. Possibly a pop star dying.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Bori]

You know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

You should chill.

[David Bori]

I think we. If I was there, I'd have been coordinating, like, all hands together. I'm so sick. Like, yo, who is not?

[Langston Kerman]

Let's figure out a way to catch Beyonce.

[David Bori]

Literally, I would have built a, like, pyramid. Let's go, guys. You ever seen, like, in Spain where they built a. I'm like, yo, I

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

see this walk arms.

[Caller/Listener]

The government growing babies.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Microchips in your ants. All koala bears are racist. Oh, some player owes me money Marching to bed and dirty stuff Y' all can't tell me nothing

[Langston Kerman]

Said I'm so sick of love songs I'm so tired of tears I'm so done with wishing that you are still here I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow but why can't I turn off the radio? There it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me the podcast where we.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I was thinking you did that and then I was thinking about bust a baby.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, sure, sure, sure.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, it's like a natural progression.

[Langston Kerman]

You know, he changed quite a bit.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Same hat, but different Vibes, for sure.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Doesn't he have, like five wives?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, he's very openly polyamorous now. Yeah.

[David Bori]

Busted Baby.

[Langston Kerman]

Busted Baby.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Busted Baby got me cruising through the fast lane pedals of low main drowning and you know, with plies.

[David Bori]

I know that song.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, that song replies.

[Langston Kerman]

Was going on Busted Baby Part two.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Oh, you're right.

[Langston Kerman]

We weren't as big of a fan of Busted Baby, the original.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

What was Busted Baby Part one?

[Langston Kerman]

It wasn't a hit. No Plies, no Neo.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

It was just Neo.

[Langston Kerman]

No Neo. This was a song.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Plies had a song called Busted Baby without Neo.

[Langston Kerman]

Busted Baby is a ply song that Neo features on.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Oh, yeah, you gotta cut that. You can't just have ply.

[David Bori]

Neo's also poly. Right, as well.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's who I was thinking of.

[David Bori]

That's what I was talking about.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I was talking about Neo.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, no, I'm saying that Busted Baby Part one is just plies and then Busted Baby Part two is him making a remix of Busted Baby. That is Neo.

[David Bori]

As you think. Neo just surround on like some poly shit. And they was like, yo, you want to hit the studio?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, but there you go.

[Langston Kerman]

I like to think that that's nice.

[David Bori]

It happens often. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Just like we in Miami.

[David Bori]

We just happen to be high together. I like to think about it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

What's that Usher and R. Kelly song? Same girl. I'd like to think about it as that situation.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

We might as well make a song.

[David Bori]

I believe that song 100%.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Same girl. Yeah, yeah.

[David Bori]

You can hear the lyrics. It felt raw. It was real.

[Langston Kerman]

It really felt like they were like, look, man, we could be mad at each other or we could turn this into some money. Yeah.

[David Bori]

Make our money back. Because you could tell maybe one was like, funding her apartment and then the other was, like, funding her shopping. They were like, yo, I can't believe she played us both.

[Langston Kerman]

I can't believe it.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Hey, shout out to her for that little bit of time. She was flying close to the sun.

[David Bori]

Not only that.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's beautiful. That's amazing.

[Langston Kerman]

Not only that, Fucking with R. Kelly and managing to stay free.

[David Bori]

Yeah, that's. That's. How good was it?

[Langston Kerman]

That's a miracle.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

And with Usher, no herpes. That was probably the best summer of her whole life.

[David Bori]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Got in, got out she said, bitch, I got Usher Unchained and unburned

[Caller/Listener]

Come

[David Bori]

on the side Chicks are their shet yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

She's really the hero of that song.

[Langston Kerman]

He's like, I got bitches roped in the basement. But I wouldn't do that to her.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

No, I love her.

[David Bori]

That's a classic. She's different. I actually like this one. She's of age too.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, man.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yes.

[Langston Kerman]

That was a grown woman.

[David Bori]

That was his legal chick. That's why he was torn.

[Langston Kerman]

Damn.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, you gotta treat them right.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Damn.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Wow.

[Langston Kerman]

Well, I think that covers.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I think we. That's an intro.

[Langston Kerman]

That's a great intro. Our guest today, he's already here with us. He's hilarious. You know him. You know him from Abbott Elementary. You know him from insecur. You know him best. Most importantly, from his brand new special. It's on Hulu. It's available now. It's goddamn funny. He's goddamn funny. Give it up for Chinedu.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Unaka. Oh, my gosh.

[David Bori]

The cat.

[Langston Kerman]

Uh, get the cat.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Oh, absolutely not.

[Langston Kerman]

Cat, you got to go.

[David Bori]

I love to. Caught me off guard.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. We don't know how you're supposed to sound like.

[David Bori]

This is a monkey sound probably. Was that a monkey?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

No, it's a lot of animal cross talk.

[David Bori]

Yeah, y. I appreciate you guys having me, man. This is always fun.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Thanks for doing it.

[Langston Kerman]

We're very excited you're here. You came to us with a conspiracy theory that I wouldn't associate with black people until very recently. This did not feel like it had any black audience until very, very recently. Now, when you're on TikTok, you'll occasionally see black people talking about this. But you said, my mama told me the Hollow Earth theory.

[David Bori]

Yeah, Hollow Earth. There's an earth within, like, the center of Earth. Habitable. You know, there's been different things that came about that kind of backs it. Like, I don't know if you ever heard about the guy that flew over, because they said the interest is in the South Pole or the North Pole. That's how you get in.

[Langston Kerman]

Yep.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Wait. Like it's an entrance to the center,

[David Bori]

to the inner earth.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Via the poles.

[David Bori]

Yeah, via the poles.

[Langston Kerman]

There's like a hole.

[David Bori]

There's a hole. Big holes. Like big, big booty hole. You know what I mean? One of diddy climb Earth got two big booty holes.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

One at the top, one at the bottom. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Hey, Earth.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Weird.

[David Bori]

Come on.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Come on.

[David Bori]

You go to this end or the mouth.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

There's a lot of space. A lot of space. Got to have two holes for that.

[David Bori]

And there was one thing that kind of had me believing it. There was like a report, I think it was like 1943 or something, where a plane flew. A pilot flew over it, and he Reported back to, like, yo, there was a bunch of green, like, greenery everywhere in the middle of the South Pole.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Okay.

[David Bori]

And then he also explained, like, seeing some kind of craft that was flying around. And then when he told the government, they, like, questioned him. Crazy. And then they made him stop talking about it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Okay, Whoa.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

You're saying this man exposed the Hollow Earth and then got shut down by the government?

[David Bori]

Shut down immediately. Which is not. We seeing it now.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[David Bori]

A lot of different D's getting shut down. It's getting more. It's getting easier. Easier to believe in these things.

[Langston Kerman]

Now, see, that's.

[David Bori]

That's how you roll me in.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Once you start being like, well, you see what they doing over here?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

So maybe they could do that over here.

[David Bori]

When my mama told me during the Obama era, I was like, nah, yeah, that ain't real. But now I'm like, wait, a. What was that thing you told me about again?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Here's the thing. We didn't need a Hollow Earth during Obama.

[David Bori]

We didn't.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

We had a black president.

[David Bori]

We didn't need to escape. I don't need. Earth ain't bad.

[Langston Kerman]

I think for some people, that's how they landed on Hollow Earth. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Cause they're like, you gotta go somewhere.

[Langston Kerman]

They were like, I can't be from here. Yeah.

[David Bori]

This can't be it. This ain't.

[Langston Kerman]

This can't be right.

[David Bori]

I just don't feel like I belong

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

here, you know, Something's off.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

It stinks up here now.

[David Bori]

I'm always like, so you see it? Yeah. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

They're just tacky.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

So you. You have. You certainly know a lot about the Hollow Earth or at least like, the premise of it.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Is this something that you believe in?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Are you.

[Langston Kerman]

Are you a passionate now?

[David Bori]

This is something. You know, I don't know. I don't think. I don't believe in it, but I don't believe in it. You know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

Say more.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

I'm not willing to, like, go in front of a judge and find friends. You know what I mean? But I'll hear anybody out talking about it.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

You know, it's a fun thing to ponder because think about the ocean. We know more about space than we do about the bottom of the ocean. That's right. Right now, someone told me, to get to Inner Earth, you have to go through the ocean. I probably believe in it more because that's very mysterious, you know? But do you know there's. You're not actually allowed to fly over the North And South Pole. And they say it's because it's like dangerous and they want people to go where they're trying to keep people out.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Like a magnetic field for the instruments type of thing.

[David Bori]

Right. Well, just in terms of even like visiting there, they want the general public in certain parts of the north and South Pole, they say because it's dangerous. But you know, climbing Mount Everest is dangerous. People die annually and they let it. You know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

You're saying dangerous doesn't mean impossible.

[David Bori]

And, and, and the government don't really care about us like that so much. So it's like, oh, you might die. That's why. That's not right. That's not their concern.

[Langston Kerman]

That's not our health.

[David Bori]

It's not their concern.

[Langston Kerman]

You know, they don't mind if a few of us.

[David Bori]

Exactly.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Also, whose jurisdiction is the north and South Pole?

[Langston Kerman]

That's the question.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, that's, that's that. Right. Then it feels like it's a conspiracy.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Just in that like that's got to be multiple places, right? Because there's no. Antarctica doesn't have a government. Right.

[Langston Kerman]

Not that I'm aware.

[David Bori]

It's like internationally governed.

[Langston Kerman]

You know, penguins have some organization, but they're not here.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Wait, so then. So I just never thought about that. If there's no like even loose government for the area, what's to stop people from like drilling and whatnot?

[David Bori]

Well, there's certain parts that like internationally governed where like all nations like sign some kind of contract where they agree. Like even with Greenland, for example. There was supposed to be. Trump pulled us out of some contract recently with Greenland where we're not allowed to. We're allowed. Well, we could go in and like kind of do what we want now. But usually like the major powers in government are different countries. They'll sign international treaties for different parts of the world.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Right.

[David Bori]

Where there's like natural resources. It's different things like that. Like, if anything is found here, we all agree that we'll split it evenly. There's another.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

But is that like proximity based? Is it like Australia, New Zealand?

[David Bori]

I think it's like places that are like. No country actually claims. There was some island. I saw this documentary, some middle of the ocean. Some like very. And they found something nearby. It was like a Wakanda. No, no, no, no, no.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You know, don't do that. The seagull, see, and he's anti African. Don't allow him to do those.

[David Bori]

He's not like seagull's. Seagull's Poop or something. It's like bird poop that turns into some kind of valuable element. Oh, this is real. No, this is real, though.

[Langston Kerman]

No, I believe you. You know what's fun is if you're lying. You're lying about so many things.

[David Bori]

Y. This is actually real, though.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

This is. Which is a good way to lie.

[David Bori]

This is facts.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

This is facts.

[David Bori]

So there's like this island in the middle of the ocean, right? And underneath is a bunch of, like, rocks that used to be on land, right. But now it's covered under the water, but not too far deep where a bunch of seagulls pooped on it, like years ago or, you know, centuries ago or whatever. And that poop usually turns to, like, this valuable kind of.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Oh, like when it makes a raw thing.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Okay, okay.

[David Bori]

And so it's super valuable. And that whole area is kind of internationally known. Cause, like, it's middle ocean, where there's no country's kind of that nearby.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Right.

[David Bori]

But because this valuable thing is under there now, there's all this conflict over who has the rights to it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Right.

[David Bori]

And I think America pulled out of that as well.

[Langston Kerman]

So to your point, new research has revealed that seabird poop, the poop of seagulls, pelicans and penguins, could be worth nearly half a billion dollars annually. See, that's because seabird feces, also known as guano, can be used as a commercial fertilizer and is vital for contributing nutrients to marine ecosystems.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Damn.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

And we just been letting that shit go.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah. We get mad about it. Yeah, yeah.

[David Bori]

You know, it's crazy. Companies are not allowed to go in there and get it. The rule is you got to have a country sponsoring you that's a part of the treaty. Now, the way around that is if you have. They're using. You're supposed to be a first world country, but they're using the island nearby to sponsor them because they don't have the ability to monitor them.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That was my question is if it's proximity based, then you get like a poorer country and you know what I mean?

[David Bori]

Yeah, exactly.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Like the Philippines is like, sure, yeah,

[Langston Kerman]

we'll keep it safe.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

We weren't gonna do shit over there.

[David Bori]

Damn.

[Langston Kerman]

Here's what this makes me start to spin out a little bit because little. The amount of fucking seagull poop available to me right now.

[David Bori]

To you.

[Langston Kerman]

To me specifically. I could be lord of a nation, but they're not telling me this.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Well, we need quantities. We need to know quantities, bro, this

[Langston Kerman]

could be an industry. Is My point, I could be investing this comedy money into building an actual seabird shit factory, but they won't tell me that.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's not even the worst comedy money flip I've ever heard.

[Langston Kerman]

I think it'd awesome.

[David Bori]

It'll be good. And it's. It is natural. It's very low lift and.

[Langston Kerman]

And nobody's looking for them birds.

[David Bori]

And no one's really tapping into it.

[Langston Kerman]

Don't nobody. Ain't nobody coming to save them seagulls.

[David Bori]

Facts, man.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I hate them.

[David Bori]

They're all in San Pedro.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

And I don't trust. I don't trust pelicans at all.

[Langston Kerman]

I have them fucking tied up in a garage, going crazy.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, you just sit them down. Yeah, just. Just put a string on their legs,

[Langston Kerman]

throw some bread out every once in a while. Yeah.

[David Bori]

Matter of fact, with some laxative on the bread.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Come on.

[David Bori]

So we got to crank it up,

[Caller/Listener]

increase.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Maybe try to buy a boat.

[David Bori]

I'm tired, boss.

[Langston Kerman]

Hey, we all tired from Maurice, right?

[David Bori]

Right.

[Langston Kerman]

Yes. I changed your name to Maurice.

[David Bori]

You feel me? Wait, what happened with the pelicans? Why you.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Oh, you just seen them? Have you been close to one? No, I don't think it's unnerving. It's like they're way bigger than you think.

[David Bori]

First of all, those birds, like the big mouse, right?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah. With the bullet that they get, it's, like, way bigger than you. It just is. Like, it's one of those animals you encounter where you're like, oh, we're not supposed to share the same space.

[David Bori]

Oh, really?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You're supposed to be out there.

[David Bori]

Are they violent?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

They feel like they feel it.

[David Bori]

I heard flamingos are violent like the pink ones.

[Langston Kerman]

Pelicans are not as. As, like, violent as, like, geese are, but they're not scared of anything.

[David Bori]

God. Like, there's space.

[Langston Kerman]

You'll, like, step at them, and they'll keep coming. Oh, yeah.

[David Bori]

I don't like that.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, no, it's not. It's.

[David Bori]

It's.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

It's unnerving. I don't like it at all.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I don't fuck with pellets.

[David Bori]

You got to kill one in front of all the other pelts. Say the best.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah. Let them know, come back and eat it. Just chill. Can you eat waterfowl?

[Langston Kerman]

I've never heard anybody serving any of those three, so I'm gonna say no.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I feel like you could eat any

[Langston Kerman]

bird a little bit, I think, probably.

[David Bori]

Oh, yeah, Anything.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I bet we're eating more seagull than we realize.

[David Bori]

I wouldn't doubt that.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, they're gonna slip it in.

[David Bori]

Anything local, anything like located inner city. I would imagine it gets caught, caught up.

[Langston Kerman]

Every farm I've ever visited had like five chickens. And yet somehow producing.

[David Bori]

Yeah, yeah, somehow.

[Langston Kerman]

We've never even gotten close.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, there's. There was a wing shortage a little bit.

[Langston Kerman]

There was a wing shortage, but it

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

wasn't like two years ago.

[Langston Kerman]

But it wasn't because we ran out of wings. It was because of some weird like tariff shit that made it so that we weren't shipping wings the way that. You know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Like, I don't.

[Langston Kerman]

If I remember correctly, it wasn't like literally we don't have enough chickens no more. It was more like, oh, we fucked up the economy in a way that we don't have access to wings. Like we did.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah. I mean, I remember when it happened feeling duped. I was like, this is.

[David Bori]

This doesn't B.S. yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

B.S.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

doesn't feel right.

[David Bori]

Chickens kept inside. Because I never see chickens. Like when you fly over the States and you're looking down.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, just big chickens.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, yeah. The way that you see, like they're inside farms.

[David Bori]

They gotta be inside.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

They gotta be.

[Langston Kerman]

I think they're in big.

[David Bori]

Way too many chickens for them not to be.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I never see them off the side of the highway either. You know how many cow farms I've seen every kind of farm off the side of the highway.

[Langston Kerman]

I think chickens are still the ones where. And I say we're. I'm not doing anything to these animals, but.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Have you ever killed a chicken?

[Langston Kerman]

No, I've never killed any animals.

[David Bori]

You think we ran out of chickens and we're just eating like robotic chickens at this point?

[Langston Kerman]

I think, I think, I think certainly there's already evidence of us eating sort of like man made meats.

[David Bori]

Oh, for sure.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

And you know, the problem is I ain't even tripping.

[David Bori]

They taste better. I'm still hitting the big ass. Fake chickens taste good.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Come on.

[Langston Kerman]

I think it tastes great.

[David Bori]

The wings that be big ass turkey legs.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's me.

[David Bori]

Fire. I ain't gonna lie to you.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

They got big old fake Pam Anderson titties. Like, this is good chicken.

[David Bori]

Look at that chicken gmo. What's going.

[Langston Kerman]

Chicken is like the last animal we're fully like, okay with abusing. Do you know what I mean? Like, everybody else has kind of got. Even pigs. We go like, hey, leave them alone. They're so smart. Nobody stands up and is like, leave your chickens alone.

[David Bori]

It's that good.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

It is that good.

[David Bori]

Everybody's like, all right. For sure. It's kind of like Nikes, you know?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah, we know what you did,

[David Bori]

but it's not our business.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Even on a processing level. Right. Chickens is, like, low lift compared to processing other meats, right?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, 100%.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You kill a chicken, pluck it, gut it, is, like, good to go.

[Langston Kerman]

It can't fly away.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's just like, the ease to get to the meat, even.

[Langston Kerman]

But also, I think we do a lot of justification where we go, well, it couldn't survive on its own.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

So, like, what was it going to do?

[David Bori]

Who's to say that, though?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I mean, in my head, it's the

[David Bori]

stupidest, but a lot of humans can't survive on their own. Yeah. 100% me. Imagine all the grocery stores disappear.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I would kill the shit out of Jack.

[David Bori]

This is for us to say. Yeah,

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

yo, that's the breakdown. It's not even the processing. It's like, I gotta. I don't have any cash.

[David Bori]

Yeah. What's the label, man? What is this? What's in this jar?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh,

[Langston Kerman]

yeah. I definitely think that this is news to me, that the poop is valuable. And in that way, that does lead me to start to question all other poops. Yeah.

[David Bori]

How valuable is our poop? We just flushable.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Poop is fertilizerable.

[David Bori]

Oh, for sure.

[Langston Kerman]

Try that again.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Fertilizerable fertilization.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Justin, run it back. Cut that out.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't.

[David Bori]

I don't.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I'm asking him to do shit he doesn't know he doesn't do.

[David Bori]

I'll get paid for that.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You have to slow it down and lose.

[Langston Kerman]

You gonna make us sound like idiots.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Fertilizerable.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't know if that's true. If all poop is fertilizer, why would it not be? Because I think there's probably some chemical reactions for certain things.

[David Bori]

Or does it matter? Like, what you eat, maybe? Oh, that's. If you're like. If you eat an organic all the time, I think your poop should be good to go.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

It feels like it would have something to do with stomach enzymes, right?

[David Bori]

I don't know.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

I only speak on what I know.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Poop's not me.

[David Bori]

Poop's not me.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Poop's not me.

[Langston Kerman]

Poop's all poops.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Cause then why aren't we all saving our poop?

[David Bori]

Maybe they are saving it and we're just. We don't realize it's valuable to get rid of that shit. No, I'm saying we flushing it but the government might be doing it. You know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

They skim off the top.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, so it says, I like that y' all are working on this together. But it says while animal and human waste can be used as fruit fertilizer, it's not as simple as just applying any poop directly to your garden. Animal manure, like cow or horse manure, is commonly used, but human waste requires careful treatment due to potential pathogens. Specifically, human waste needs to be treated to eliminate harmful bacteria and parasites before it's safe to use on edible plants.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Okay, but who wrote this?

[David Bori]

Exactly, brother. It's a person that be selling the fertilizer.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, it sounds like a farmer.

[Langston Kerman]

100%.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You can't do it.

[David Bori]

100%. He don't want you to realize you already got all the fertilizer you need, bro.

[Langston Kerman]

And even more. They're not telling you about birds.

[David Bori]

That part. They didn't bring nothing about it.

[Langston Kerman]

They're like cow and horse. That's what you could use secretly.

[David Bori]

Birds is absolutely diamonds.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Like, they're really on some innovative. Like, we figured a new thing out, and they're trying to keep it a secret from us so that we don't start collecting birds and getting their poop.

[David Bori]

That should have been national news. Like, well, national news. And they nowhere to be found.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You said with a B. You said billions of dollars.

[David Bori]

Billion billions. Like, literally a year. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Liquid gold.

[Langston Kerman]

And not even birds. We fuck with that heavy.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

The worst birds.

[Langston Kerman]

Penguins.

[David Bori]

And they could mess up the ecosystem. Like drilling it because it's on the ocean floor.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, they're going to drill down to

[David Bori]

get it all just to get it.

[Langston Kerman]

Just to get that poop.

[David Bori]

And Trump left the treaty just to have a company do it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, he loves. Yo.

[David Bori]

He's all the best.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That man loves leaving an environmental treaty.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Facts.

[David Bori]

He's like, I'm not going to be here for it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Crack it, Crack it. I don't give a fuck.

[Langston Kerman]

I was already going to leave that anyway.

[David Bori]

That's real.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yo, did you see that Epstein video where he realized he's always danced like that?

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I thought he started dancing like that. That's just been his move.

[Langston Kerman]

Nah, he's got style.

[David Bori]

Yeah, man. Facts. A lot of white men dance like that, though.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I think that he's even more cartoonish, though.

[David Bori]

For sure. For sure.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Well, that's a crazy dance, because what's the problem with it is wrists out is not. Not a good dance move for the

[David Bori]

most part, especially with your fists closed.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Fist and wrists. That's all bad. Like, when have you ever. You dance a lot.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

And I said that in a tone that I didn't mean.

[Langston Kerman]

No, I felt attacking.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

I'm sorry. Oh, you like grew up dancing?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I like dancing.

[David Bori]

I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna stereotype.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

No.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Let's start talking about Africa. See what he says.

[Langston Kerman]

You're both being nasty.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You know what it is?

[David Bori]

All the Chris Brown look alike. They saw Chris Brown get all that. They're like, wait a minute, I want some of that too. Hold on.

[Langston Kerman]

We started this episode as brothers. I said, I'mma record something with my brothers today.

[David Bori]

He encouraged me, man.

[Langston Kerman]

I said, it's just gonna be me.

[David Bori]

I'm not the record show. I dialed it back. I took. If I was gonna go. They like, do it, baby.

[Langston Kerman]

I said, I'm gonna stand shoulder to shoulder with men. I ran respect.

[David Bori]

It's a compliment. You really hear it.

[Langston Kerman]

That's not how you meant it. And that's not how you meant it either. And I'm not dumb.

[David Bori]

We all have the urge to jump in that circle and like get to it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

The chosen few got the talent.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

It does embarrass me that I don't dance well.

[Langston Kerman]

I used to. I don't. I don't anymore.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You don't have it anymore.

[Langston Kerman]

I think when you, when you give up in a certain like, capacity, you stop being able to like, regain the courage to expose that vulnerability.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Like, you can't crawl upon your training.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, no. I very much became self aware in a way that makes it like crippling.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Now that feels like it would kill a dancer.

[David Bori]

I think you were so good at it that if you can't be that great, you don't want to do it. I think so. But you're still way above average. And I think you need to give yourself some credit.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, thanks, man. That's a nice way to put it. I won't get back out there, but that is a nice way to put it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Do you dance in the house too?

[David Bori]

100%. With or without.

[Langston Kerman]

The pop locks really be popping.

[David Bori]

Yeah, I be dancing all the time, man.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You know, that was always my problem with dancing is I feel like I couldn't get good because I didn't have the courage to dance by myself. Yeah, like that dance like no one's watching. I couldn't just be. Every time I would try to be like, in the house. And I remember it was when the Harlem shake came out and I was like, this is as a lifestyle, this is not for me.

[David Bori]

Yeah, like, that was.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I knew that when I, like, I was just in the house trying to, like. And then you. Did you ever. Well, you could dance. Can you dance?

[David Bori]

I mean, yes and no.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Could you Harlem shake?

[David Bori]

I could. Yeah. Yeah. Not for long periods of time.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Okay.

[David Bori]

15 seconds. I'm good now. I'm like, okay, I ran out of moves. I could get it. I could look like. Like, you could look like you're not standing out the crowd in a good or bad way.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Okay.

[David Bori]

I'm blending in. You know what I mean? I could do enough.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I couldn't.

[Langston Kerman]

I was going crazy during that.

[David Bori]

I already know I pulled my shirt down too far.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I bet you were going nuts.

[David Bori]

Nah. Were you always.

[Langston Kerman]

Every week, somebody had my collar up here.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Be like, get up there. I'm like, everybody, look.

[David Bori]

What?

[Caller/Listener]

It's so cool.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Where you at?

[David Bori]

Yeah, it's just beginning.

[Langston Kerman]

Nah, I was. I was hitting that shit. That was my era. And then I lost my era.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

And now you're a man without a country.

[Langston Kerman]

So many now.

[David Bori]

And like, you know, it been cool, though, to, like, go to school in this era because, like, people just know choreography. Like TikTok choreography. Right. Imagine when those songs come on. Like, I just imagine a bunch of college kids all knowing the same choreography.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

And how beautiful, like a Disney movie. How fun would that look?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I think the issue, though, that I have with the kid, I do think the moves are easier now.

[David Bori]

Oh, for sure.

[Langston Kerman]

That's what I actually think. It's less that it's easier. It's more that. It's more that it's such a short snippet that you don't have to learn to dance for real. You just learn to do this 10 second choreography.

[David Bori]

That's it.

[Langston Kerman]

Everybody looks like they're having a great time for 10 seconds. And then they go back to their phone. Like, everybody, like, they literally just capture it. And then they go, we have fun, y'. All. Look, we hit that shit.

[David Bori]

Yep.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. It turns into this nasty thing where nothing is real.

[David Bori]

Yeah, Present.

[Langston Kerman]

And I think that brings us back, frankly, to this question of hollow earth.

[David Bori]

I like that.

[Langston Kerman]

And how much of this is a true thing versus a thing that has been sort of like conflated, built up into something because we want it or because we're so in our phones that everything becomes not true?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I mean, it's an old theory, right? Like, how old is that book?

[David Bori]

This is an old theory. Like, the Nazis literally went to try to go find this place, right?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

It's like the idea of an oasis within the center of the Earth. Yeah, like Journey of the center of the Earth. When did that book come out?

[Langston Kerman]

That's a great question. I can look it up.

[David Bori]

Yeah. Loosely based on that theory, you know. Now, one thing that gives me pause is or that should give not me pause personally, but I wonder if the Flat Earthers believe in this, because does that eliminate the Flat Earthers, or can Flat Earthers also believe in inner earth?

[Langston Kerman]

Well, I'm glad you're asking this question. I think that's a perfect transition into a break. Because when we come back, I've done a little bit of research and I might have an answer to that question. So we're gonna take a break. More Chengdu. More My Mama Told Me.

[Wells Adams]

Hey, this is Wells Adams with By Order of the Faithfuls podcast alongside my fellow faithfuls and co hosts Tamara Judge and Dolores Catania. The three of us have been watching this season of the Traders, and we've been inside that castle, so we have insight. Unlike many others, this season of the Traders may be be the best we've ever seen. Listen to By Order the Faithfuls on America's number one podcast network. I heart follow By Order the Faithfuls and start listening on the free iHeartRadio app today.

[Langston Kerman]

I actually am 1.4% Nigerian. African. I'm a sister.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Okay. And we are brothers.

[David Bori]

Hell of a clip. Hell of a clip. Was that Jennifer Edison?

[Langston Kerman]

No, that was just a crazy lady who opened up her 23andMe and.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

And decided, welcome to.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Welcome to the 23andMe. Got us fucked up out here, man.

[David Bori]

Nah, it's real, though.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

A lot of people false flag it out.

[David Bori]

I believe it.

[Langston Kerman]

I feel like you believe you're 23andMe.

[David Bori]

I haven't did it, but I believe other people, they use your DNA, right? Y' all don't think it's real. Y' all think they just, y' all think they, like, send people the same results?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I think that it depends, though. Cause I got this happened to my friend recently. This dude thought he was just black and Korean, 25% Italian. Really changed his whole.

[David Bori]

Fucked his whole thing up.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Now you got a whole other.

[David Bori]

He was not eating pasta, bro.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

He's got a whole other set of traits he has to address.

[David Bori]

Yeah. My road rage is so bad.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah. 25 really does love spaghetti.

[Langston Kerman]

25 is crazy.

[David Bori]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Meaningful amount. Yeah. No, no, that's a quarter, Manu. Yeah, I, I, I don't know that I, I don't believe them. I just don't think that they that we have any way of proving one way or the other.

[David Bori]

Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

I think it's all. Maybe it is 100% real, maybe it's not. What I know for a fact is that they intentionally use that DNA to do mischief on the other end. That, like, they sell your information off to companies and that, like, they empower police and government to access your DNA via these corporations and with CRISPR around the corner. Exactly. I'm saying that, like, they might be giving us the real shit, but they got other plans for that. They don't give a one way or the other if you're a quarter Italian. They. They've already made a different plan.

[David Bori]

I never seen the terms and conditions, but do you have to agree that they can, like, sell your information?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You might.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm sure it's in there somewhere. But I bet it ain't. Said it the way you said it.

[David Bori]

Of course.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Right?

[David Bori]

Some very freaky verbiage.

[Langston Kerman]

I bet it's.

[David Bori]

You ever copy and paste a contract into ChatGPT, let me know. You don't. No, no, I do that. I'll copy and paste a contract in the chat GPT. Like, yo, let me know what this is.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Signed a contract this week.

[David Bori]

You know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's really smart.

[David Bori]

That's part to do it.

[Langston Kerman]

That is smart.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I hate using it. I do hate it.

[David Bori]

But that's a good way to use it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That is a good way.

[David Bori]

That's an affordable way. You can. Instead of hiring a lawyer, man.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I heard these dudes talking about it the other day. There's just like a lot of crazy ways to use it, but.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, man, you got scared.

[David Bori]

I want you here. Yeah, man.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I was like, fuck. It's just like.

[Langston Kerman]

It's rare you pull back on. Yeah.

[David Bori]

It's just a lot of crazy ways.

[Langston Kerman]

You know what it felt like? It felt like he was trying to keep us safe.

[David Bori]

Yeah, like your life was in danger already.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

No, it's just,

[Langston Kerman]

y' all my brothers. I'm not gonna do that to you.

[David Bori]

I wanna pull you down.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

No, it's just like, people are using it to find ways to really get to some money.

[David Bori]

Oh, yeah. Spam. Oh, Scam city for sure.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

It's like.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Bori]

This is even before AGI comes out. Y' all know what that is, right?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I'm so far away from it.

[David Bori]

AGI is like the. Yeah. To like, build AI itself. But AGI truly believes it's autonomous. It believes it exists. So when you tell it. You heard about the reports, like when they tell us to Shut it down and try to blackmail the scientists.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yep, I did hear about that.

[David Bori]

Yeah. And they can't. Their fear is that if they should, they know they should stop. But if they stop, that doesn't mean that Chinese companies will. So by default of capitalism, they have to, like, race towards, like, building it more and more. But they fear is that they create AGI so powerful that they won't be able to tell whether it's listening or not until it's too late. And then they might not feel as humans are even necessary, or they might be threatened by humans. And then, boom. Biodegradable. You know what I mean? Disease.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Everybody said Terminator was a crazy movie. No, but no, that aspect of it is so scary to me because I was talking to my little brother and him and his friends are on some shit where they like, like use chat GPT to create AI for other. Like, they use it against itself to create a new program and shit like that. It's like, I don't see how it's not gonna fuck us up.

[David Bori]

And you hear about it.

[Langston Kerman]

I've now read and, and consumed multiple, like, stories, articles about people who have fallen in love with their. Their AIs. That, like, there's that one lady that the New York Times profiled who basically was spending, like, I think it was like three grand a month just to be able to like, keep empowering her chatgpt to like, store more information about her.

[David Bori]

So to respond very, like, detailed in a detailed way.

[Langston Kerman]

You had to. You had to pay to get more storage, essentially, so that it could contain.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You just have to understand we're just not that good.

[Langston Kerman]

You just.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You just gotta live with that, bro. But here's where it gets crazier, bro. It's just not gonna get better.

[Langston Kerman]

This is where it gets crazier, is she's paying like two grand, three grand a month to get storage, right? But it can only store up to like, 35 hours worth of information before it wipes itself clean. And then she has to remake this motherfucker all over again to build them

[David Bori]

to the perfect boyfriend that she had

[Langston Kerman]

AI boyfriend before boyfriends now because every time it just dies and then she has to mourn it and then create it a new.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Also, you don't have 35 hours of interesting information at all. You need to relax.

[David Bori]

I feel bad for the AI. Yeah, I love to go to girls.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

He's just pretending to forget. He's like, oh, no, no.

[David Bori]

Out of data. Out of data. Damn, baby. I'm damn sorry.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Does not Compute.

[Caller/Listener]

Shut up.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I'm broke.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm broke.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I'm broke.

[David Bori]

Yeah, dude, it kills no AI. It kills the water supply.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it's killing fresh water.

[David Bori]

They already planning to build. I know you saw this report of

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

like Meta's planning to build like an AI center.

[David Bori]

Biggest Manhattan. Yeah, of course they're not going to put in Manhattan. They're going to put it in some butt fuck town where there was already

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

like a bunch of black people live.

[David Bori]

Yeah, real talk. No, seriously though.

[Langston Kerman]

No, they'll take over Haiti.

[David Bori]

Yeah, some reservations. They'll probably kick some more Native Americans off there.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

He just got free from the French too, right?

[David Bori]

Yeah, man, it's just not looking good.

[Langston Kerman]

No, it's.

[David Bori]

We're not keeping up. And the time where like all nations should be at the table, like trying to figure out a solution. We're creating division because of, you know, and it's just not a good solution.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You know what I think, man? I was just talking to somebody about this get rich. The only the future is just going to be a few rich people living okay with clean water and shit. The rest of us, you're going to die.

[David Bori]

It's going to be so deep, bro.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

It's a wrap. It's already building to that where it's like the whole. It's just going to be a few rich people with who could. You know, if you're rich, you'd still be able to eat pineapple 100 years in the future or whatever are you

[David Bori]

put like virtual reality in your eyes and you just live in a fake world and you forget your existence. You know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's the only other option.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I mean transhumanism is very much a movement of being like we are not our bodies and we are. Our true power will exist beyond our physical form, which is such a cop out.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's like to me, when I hear that, that just feels like a rich guy playbook to get you out your zone.

[Langston Kerman]

But I think they're also looking at it on some like. No, but if we can activate it early, then it isn't the cop out. If like we can make it so that we exist in the computer, then it's for everybody as long as you can afford it. But I don't think it's only affordable for like.

[David Bori]

And they'll never give it to you. It's gonna be subscription dry.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I feel the opposite. I feel like rich people are always gonna live the closest to what it means to be a person. Like, oh, you don't. I think Rich people are always going to be in their body and be able to be in shape and eat real food and have interactions and shit like that. That other shit, that pacifying shit that's going to us, bro. Rich people are always gonna have hobbies. They're always gonna fucking sail. They're always gonna garden. You know what I mean? Like, that the human experience is gonna. It's gonna get to the point where it's only for the rich.

[David Bori]

Yeah. It's gonna be like. What's the word I'm looking for? Kind of exclusive to feel like a human again. You know what I mean? And, like, that's gonna be a symbol of being rich, bro.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's the sale. That's the sale. That's the medication. That's all the shit.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's always gonna be the sale is how close can we get you back to the simple things that you used to just have?

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

And rich people are always gonna have that. It's gonna be.

[Langston Kerman]

No, it's a fair point.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I. Yeah. Or die trying.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, you said that.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I said that first. I said that first.

[David Bori]

Here, I got his pigeons purchase.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I'm here today with a bunch of seagull.

[David Bori]

Yeah. I'm asking for $10 million for 100 of the company.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Damon, I don't trust you. Damon does make me feel bad sometimes when I watch that show.

[Langston Kerman]

I feel bad because he's clearly the least wealthy.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, yeah.

[David Bori]

Best suit, though. That's usually how it works.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, he looked good.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, he does look good.

[David Bori]

He does look good.

[Langston Kerman]

He looks good. But, yeah, he's definitely not amongst the top of that playlist of rich people.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You know who we need to get on there is that Red Lobster CEO.

[Langston Kerman]

He's doing great.

[David Bori]

What? Did he do that? Whoa.

[Langston Kerman]

You ain't heard about the Red Lobster yet?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Save us all, brother.

[Langston Kerman]

He brought the.

[David Bori]

But the biscuits back.

[Langston Kerman]

Nah, he brought the.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

He brought the franchise back.

[David Bori]

Oh, the black dude.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Right?

[David Bori]

He's doing the boys. I'll dissy the commercial.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Very personable.

[Langston Kerman]

You can go ahead and get your shrimp dipped over at Popeyes.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

All new drinks. All new drinks.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Not Popeyes. Red Lobster.

[David Bori]

That's Red Lobster.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Excuse me.

[Langston Kerman]

Sorry, I misspoke. At Red Lobster, it's a brother. He's young. He's like 40.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, I think he's like 35, 36.

[David Bori]

He's like the Obama Red Lobster. He's talking straight to the people.

[Langston Kerman]

He legit is giving people what they want.

[David Bori]

He's like, I heard you. I heard you.

[Langston Kerman]

Red Lobster. If y' all remember, was bankrupt. It was going down and the ship had sunk. And he came back and he was like. Like, fucking this. It's Avengers endgame shit.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, I'm more excited about him than any politician.

[Langston Kerman]

It's been rare since a dude in a suit felt like a hero, yo.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Truly.

[David Bori]

He felt like he's wearing a suit. A suit's not wearing him.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

You know what I mean? I'm wearing this just cause logistics.

[Langston Kerman]

I think he eats lobster in that suit.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You know what I mean?

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I think he's a man that he

[David Bori]

gets off work and goes to red lobs.

[Langston Kerman]

Come on.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I wasn't even sure they had lobster at that restaurant, to be honest.

[Langston Kerman]

They had three. Three in the front to show you.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, I know they had a lot of shrimp. Lobster on La Brea.

[David Bori]

Ain't no way. What Lobster doing La Brea. That gotta be just a date.

[Langston Kerman]

The crux. I want to read this because I think this will be very informative for the. The conversation about hollow Earth. The crux of the hollow earth theory is that Earth is a shell with walls about 800 miles thick. In the polar regions, there are holes 1400 miles across with edges that curve smoothly from the outside of the shell around the inside. So basically, you would be going around Earth and then into it via this, like, sort of shell that curves around like an egg puncture, rather than it being like totally flat. Right, right. But they're not suggesting necessarily that it isn't flat. They're saying the top is curved and we exist on the top. And then underneath is this hollow earth where it is flat underneath is my understanding. A sea or surface traveler could proceed over an edge of the hole like an ant crawling over the lip of a coffee mug from the outside of the inside or to the inside and not be aware that he was actually entering to the interior of the Earth. They explained that the holes have never been seen from the air because pilots are fooled by their compasses into believing that they are crossing the pole when they are actually following the hole's magnetic rim. Thus, aircraft never really fly. Aircrafts never really fly over the geographic poles, which naturally makes the center of the holes themselves. And irrefutable proof of this claim he cites is a statement from Admiral Byrd's statement. I think this refers to the plane you were talking about where they said, I'd like to see that land beyond the pole. That area beyond the pole is the great unknown.

[David Bori]

Damn.

[Langston Kerman]

You know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I mean, I guess my question is, what do we think is in there? Is it like other human with Hollow Earth theory? What?

[David Bori]

But.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Cause, like, is there any shit down there? I don't really care.

[Langston Kerman]

So that's.

[David Bori]

If it's just animals, you know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Now, if it's humans, like new chickens.

[David Bori]

Yeah. I don't think. Yeah. Ooh, Inner Earth chickens.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

New inner Earth chickens.

[David Bori]

That shit sound fire.

[Langston Kerman]

Maybe that's.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Get the new inside Earth box and pop up

[Langston Kerman]

these wings. Big as hell, y'.

[David Bori]

All.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Volcano sauce.

[David Bori]

You think it's buffalo?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Buffalo chicken.

[David Bori]

They got 10 weeds on each chicken.

[Langston Kerman]

Biggest your daddy. Cajun style. It also goes on to say that. That some believe that there were miles of wondrous, unclaimed domain beneath our feet. It's lush vegetation, fish and game for the taking. That it is. The theory is that we are essentially missing out on, like, untouched, like, majesty.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's some colonizers.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

No, we could go down there and take that from them. Like, the whole idea of that is like. You know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

It's nasty because we know sun is a reason that we even have lush. Anything. Sun is. Is the most essential part of it.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

And there's. Down there.

[David Bori]

Well, there's some theories that there's a. They have their own sun as well.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Within the.

[David Bori]

Within the core of the planet. Yeah. Which is. It might just be the molten of the. You know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

But then. No, because then gravity. Like, what.

[David Bori]

I get it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

I'll just say what I read.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

But, you know, don't jump down my. You're right. I don't think there would be, like, human or intelligent life down there. Because. Because at a certain point, they would have ventured to the top. Right. You would have to. Just out of curiosity, you know what I mean? Unless it's a type of human being that they don't have that kind of curiosity part of their brain, and they're just kind of. We're good where we are always. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

It's sort of suggesting. Well, I guess part of what they're saying, though, is that the reason that we don't cross this path and reason we don't go through these poles is because of this ice wall that's 800 miles thick, that if so long as we cannot access entry through this ice wall, we cannot access the Hollow Earth.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

But here's my question, too, right, though, is it becomes. Okay, so how thick is the Earth? Are they saying it's 800 miles thick everywhere?

[Langston Kerman]

Well, no, that's just the ice wall that prevents us from.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

So away from the Ice wall. How thick is it? Like how far do we have to go down from right here in Los Angeles, California to get to Hollywood Hollow? Depending on the density, then it'd be like there's more space down there than

[David Bori]

there is out here.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

There could be like more of them, right?

[David Bori]

Oh, that's true. Like how hollow is hollow?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's what I'm saying. Because if it's the bigger space down there, then wouldn't there be more of them than us?

[David Bori]

Well, if they're. Yeah, if they exist, yeah. Like humans are just wildlife and shit.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Some kind of like weird looking animals. Like a dinosaur head on a giraffe's body or something. I would like that.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I'm into alternate.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I'm listening.

[David Bori]

Gotta sweat.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah. The theory itself is actually born in the early 1800s, apparently by this dude, John Sims, an earnest American who devoted the greater part of his later life. This article is in some ways written in favor of the Hollow Earth theory. To convincing the world that the Earth was formed by a series of concentric shells. Sims believed that there were miles of wondrous unclaimed domain beneath our feet with lush vegetation, fish, blah, blah, blah. Apparently there were those who took him seriously. As reported in October 1882's issue of Harper's New Monthly magazine, a Mr. Howgate had recently been in the news proposing that an expedition be made to discover Sims Hole, which would be the entry point to Hollow Earth.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's what he called it. Sims Hole.

[Langston Kerman]

Sims Hole.

[David Bori]

Sims Hole. He named it himself.

[Langston Kerman]

He named that.

[David Bori]

Call him a hole.

[Langston Kerman]

And he didn't flinch.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

He told his wife, I named it after you, baby girl.

[David Bori]

Maybe that it's not hole, baby. Maybe the interest is through the poles because of the ice. Right. Maybe it's like a. You could just slide straight down versus like middle of la. It's rocky versus the ice is like, you know, just woo.

[Langston Kerman]

You're saying this is like those boards in video games where it's all ice and you slip it all straight down?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Mario is slippery that time also.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

What about mountains and stuff and tectonic plate theory and stuff?

[Langston Kerman]

I don't see. Here's where I think Hollow Earth theory and Flat Earth theory and all of these theories in general tend to fail. Is that you introduce all of the things that they can't refute and then it just becomes. You're being brainwashed for sure. It's like.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Which is a fun argument.

[David Bori]

Like volcanoes, for example. It kills Inner Earth theory. Yeah. Cause all the. It's just too. It's not habitable. It's too. You know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Bori]

It's proof of the Earth crust being hot.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. And then they go, well it's only hot on that part of it.

[David Bori]

But you get past that, it's a

[Langston Kerman]

nice temperature, you're gonna like how it feels like it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

A great man once said intelligence been artificial.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's true.

[David Bori]

You guys ever seen like those YouTube documentary of like these cavers that get trapped in caves?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I can't handle that.

[David Bori]

Yeah, but you, you seen, you know,

[Langston Kerman]

I know of them man. You're talking about when they like are crawling and they get fully.

[David Bori]

And they all.

[Langston Kerman]

It gives me so much anxiety. I couldn't possibly.

[David Bori]

There's so many different like caves that we don't know where they lead to. I'm not sure they lead to. I ain't saying they lead to inner earth.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

But you know, I do think to

[Langston Kerman]

the larger point that I think often starts Hollow Earth theory and all kinds of conspiracy theories related is I do think that we know so little of our planet and so little of like even like the planets that surround this space that it only opens up questions. And I think the fact that they try to pretend like they have definitive answers on some of those questions does feel false. Where it's like you haven't explored 90% of Earth's ocean.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

You don't know anything. And that's okay to just be like we don't know anything and we feel frustrated when they go. We know.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That is crazy. Well, the ocean is the scariest shit on earth to me.

[David Bori]

Oh, 100% man.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Open water, man. I hate that.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it's really scary.

[David Bori]

You saw the kid that fell off the cruise and his dad jumped in.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Bori]

Dad. Dad had him on the balcony to take a picture. Kid fell off, dad jumped in cuz he, he a about to go talk to wifey after that.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, you got to go.

[Langston Kerman]

You ain't going to believe what happened.

[David Bori]

I rather die too.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Right now. Yeah, that's me. That's me. And you both.

[David Bori]

It's me and you both jumped in. Thank God. Got onto the. I think it was a young girl. And then the cruise people were able to. Disney Cruise lines was able to get to them pretty quickly. Thank God. Thank God it was daytime. Nighttime. And they would probably be.

[Langston Kerman]

No, that's it.

[David Bori]

Yeah, that's.

[Langston Kerman]

You're cooked. Gotcha.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

But also there's monsters in there, right?

[Langston Kerman]

Oh for sure there's monsters in them there deeps.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

There's Monsters. It could be.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

All that Atlantis shit, that's the easiest. Those are the easiest conspiracies for me to believe is. Ocean.

[David Bori]

Ocean State stuff.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Ocean theory.

[David Bori]

So you. You big on Poseidon?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Not so much. Not so much the. That we invented, but, like, what's that?

[David Bori]

The. The blip. I've heard that one.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

It's like a sound that comes out of the Mariana Trench or whatever. Once every however many years that they can't tell what it is. It's a crazy sound that just comes out like. It's just. We just don't know what's down there, man. We can't even get to the bottom, really.

[David Bori]

Yeah. The pressure was like.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

So maybe there is some shit down there. That's where the Revelation.

[Langston Kerman]

We can't even get down to shit we dropped down there, bro.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

You know what I mean? We can't even get down to some shit that we built and then it fucking sank, much less what they got going.

[David Bori]

Yeah. There's life down there that's outlived dinosaurs. You know what I mean? So we don't like the.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

The green shark. Greenland shark. Is that what it is?

[David Bori]

Yeah, it's like the size of what could be down there might be insane. You know damn well.

[Langston Kerman]

We're gonna take one more break. All the transitions ain't gotta be smooth.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

No, that's good. That's good.

[Langston Kerman]

Some of them can just be soft dismounts into a break, but that doesn't.

[David Bori]

How about this one? Cause you go to the ocean, you go too deep, it'll break you in half. It'll take a break after this.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay. Come on. Y' all didn't believe in us. Y' all doubted us. You weren't sure that we could figure out a way to make that funny. But Chinedu said, nay, nay, watch this. We're gonna be back with more Chinnadu.

[Caller/Listener]

More.

[Langston Kerman]

My mama told me,

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Give him a little something.

[Langston Kerman]

When you really break it down.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

We're just too hard.

[Langston Kerman]

And a Negro serving the Lord.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

We're just two honks and a Negro singing our song.

[David Bori]

I like that. Simplify your life.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Feel me. They really keep that Bible short.

[Langston Kerman]

They really went for it. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I don't know how he let that.

[Langston Kerman]

He couldn't believe it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

No, I mean, the Negro, not Arsenio. Oh. I mean, like, they wrote that on the bus. Yeah, like, he. Like what? Like. Yeah, we're gonna sing this on Arsenio, the greatest show in late night history at this point.

[Langston Kerman]

No, he really. He really was willing to sell his own soul to be on television.

[David Bori]

Wait, who was that singing?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

This group, DC Talk. It's like a Christian group. And they're on Arsenio one night, and Arsenio's like, hey, tell us about yourselves or whatever. And they're like, oh, funny you should ask. And then they did that. It sucks. It sucks. Cause when you watch it, Arsenio knows how ridiculous. Like, Arsenio gets it.

[David Bori]

What's his face?

[Langston Kerman]

Arsenio covers his eyes so that he

[David Bori]

doesn't have to look them Serbian. Where they from? I know where they from.

[Langston Kerman]

The suburbs. It don't matter where. The suburbs.

[David Bori]

That's that Bible Belt.

[Langston Kerman]

No, it's really wild. And Arsenio, I think, probably lost his talk show because of it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, he got it back, though.

[David Bori]

Good for you.

[Langston Kerman]

Got it back.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Lost it again.

[Langston Kerman]

Anyway, we. We got a voicemail. We want to do a voicemail together. This one? This one. We'll find out.

[David Bori]

Here we go.

[Caller/Listener]

My conspiracy.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Is that a child?

[David Bori]

For sure.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Damn.

[Langston Kerman]

It's a baby in the background.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You gotta quit getting drunk with these babies. I know you're drunk in the background.

[David Bori]

Definitely sound hungry.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Please, Daddy, please.

[David Bori]

Hold on, Let me just.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm gonna call lunch in a day.

[David Bori]

We get this call, right? This is 10 take.

[Langston Kerman]

You just ain't. That's your problem.

[David Bori]

You always trying to. Fish is on the ground right there.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, no, this is a bad dad, but let's find out more.

[Caller/Listener]

My conspiracy is that conspiracy theories are created to draw us away from what they're doing in place plain sight. The conspiracies are made to be fantastical and give us the whole concept of something going on underneath when they're doing it right in front of our faces. I know this ruins the premise of the whole podcast.

[David Bori]

I appreciate you guys.

[Caller/Listener]

Keep up your work.

[David Bori]

He's like, shut it down. Yeah, shut it down, brothers.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

It also doesn't. We've proved it. Like, we've had. Like, it always happens.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I think that's every single.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Literally last week with Sheeds.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. We were just saying that all of it is rooted in the things that they're doing in plain sight.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't disagree with you, sir, at all, other than the way that you're treating your child. I think you're right on target.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

You did it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

We can't go out on that one.

[Langston Kerman]

That one felt sincere, I guess.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I do appreciate that he felt like he was gonna pull the plug on our shit.

[Langston Kerman]

He was like, go ahead and wrap that up.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, I Know, this ruins the premise of your work.

[David Bori]

Y' all saw the new video. Trump dropped about the FC files. Like, he was. That was essentially what he was saying. He was like, the Democrats created that. It's a hoax. Today he started calling it a hoax, bro. He's like, it's a hoax. Democrats.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Somebody gotta come get him.

[David Bori]

He's like, man, I've been. Every day I wake up, I just want hope.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

But I mean, just like.

[David Bori]

Is he arrested yet?

[Langston Kerman]

He said, I didn't even have nothing to do with that. Put him in jail

[David Bori]

for good,

[Caller/Listener]

you

[Langston Kerman]

know, it's jail I'm talking about.

[David Bori]

You know what I'm talking about?

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, let's do this. This feels. We're talking about Trump. Let's find out what this is.

[David Bori]

Here we go.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, guys, what's up?

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, holy shit, man.

[David Bori]

Naked.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

First of all, you're 100%. 100%.

[David Bori]

Damn. Look at this voice mode, though.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Oh, man, he's naked. He's looking at himself in the mirror. 100.

[Langston Kerman]

There you go.

[David Bori]

Oh, man, he's at a ladybug here. This one. I gotta get naked.

[Langston Kerman]

He got a wine pressed against his head. Hey, guys, it was crazy.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I'm scared of him.

[Langston Kerman]

This is a haunting voice, but also impressive. It's an impressive voice.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Nah, I bet he's tall.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, guys, what's up? My name is Kenny. I'm from. I live in a Poconos in Pennsylvania. So if you couldn't hear my voice. I'm a fruit. I'm a black fruit, and there's not a lot of us out here.

[Langston Kerman]

That's okay.

[David Bori]

He's a black fruit.

[Langston Kerman]

He's saying he's a gay guy.

[David Bori]

Oh, okay. Yeah. He sound Nigerian. No, no, no, for real. Like, not like a Nigerian accent, but

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I'm not drawing any.

[David Bori]

He just. I'm hearing, like. Or you sound like maybe a Nigerian.

[Langston Kerman]

I know there's a thin line between gay and Nigerian.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You see what happens? I see a line, bitch. Why are you gay?

[Langston Kerman]

I think that's why y' all get so mad about it.

[David Bori]

Why are you gay?

[Langston Kerman]

You are gay.

[David Bori]

You know what's funny real quick? That interviewer wasn't. I think he was definitely just trying to interview the person.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Like, no, he just trying to work.

[David Bori]

This came off, bro. They're very blood.

[Langston Kerman]

No, no, no. I know you think that's what's happening, but I want you to know that that interviewer has now become, like, Instagram TikTok famous.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Off of being a why are you gay?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Dude.

[Langston Kerman]

And you don't get there by being sincerely. Like.

[David Bori]

That's a good point. That's a great point.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

What do you think of why are you gay?

[Langston Kerman]

License plates.

[David Bori]

What's that? What's that? Where you can say happy birthday to people. Like, pay a celebrity. Oh, cameo. He's probably making a killing.

[Langston Kerman]

He's going crazy.

[David Bori]

You know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I think that's the funniest app. I got you a cameo for your birthday one year. It was hilarious.

[David Bori]

Who did you. It was who? Chris Breezy.

[Langston Kerman]

And it's more complicated.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

We can tell you afterwards.

[David Bori]

Okay. Okay.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

We probably say less.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. He was like, all right. Yeah.

[David Bori]

I gotta. I wonder if, like, you could give cameos from jail. Like, R. Kelly be doing that.

[Langston Kerman]

So what I know for a fact is that R. Kelly is making money on his books by doing collect calls

[David Bori]

to girls to a woman at her house.

[Langston Kerman]

Go sing Happy Birthday.

[David Bori]

I did. I did see a video of that. Yeah, actually. Yep.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

How much does that cost?

[Langston Kerman]

I don't know.

[David Bori]

Probably a good piece.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Asking for a friend.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't think, I don't think R. Kelly's in a position to negotiate. Negotiate.

[David Bori]

Hey, what's up? Are you daking?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, well, I, I, I think he maybe is in a position to negotiate because it's only the hardcore fans that are doing that, bro.

[Langston Kerman]

He needs that money on them books, man.

[David Bori]

He got money out there. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

He went out bankrupt. Lawyer fees, I think lawyer fees. And also R. Kelly, if I'm remembering correctly, didn't have as much ownership over his shit that you would think he

[David Bori]

to signing back contracts left and right.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

And like, that's why you gotta learn to read, man.

[David Bori]

You know why? When he went to negotiate his contracts, they're probably like. Or we could tell everybody.

[Langston Kerman]

All right, seems like this is what we're gonna give you, Robert, or you go to jail. Maybe you should be happy about it.

[David Bori]

Oh, yeah, fair enough.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Fair enough.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I like to think he didn't even sign it in ink. He just sang it. My name is Robert. Robert Kelly.

[David Bori]

Come here. Get out of here.

[Langston Kerman]

He still thinks the dot is in it. He doesn't realize that the dot is only if it's just R. He thinks it's Robert Kelly.

[David Bori]

Oh, my God.

[Langston Kerman]

We should finish this voicemail. Here we go.

[Caller/Listener]

So I do a lot of deliveries. I'm sorry I'm being so low right now. My little sister sleep, and it's like three in the morning. I couldn't sleep because this has been on my brain the entire time.

[Langston Kerman]

People gotta stop calling us with their families present, man.

[David Bori]

In the early morning.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Let your people come home, right?

[David Bori]

Yeah, it's three in the morning. No, he said he couldn't sleep. I mean he was trying to sleep and he woke up, said, let me just get this out of here.

[Langston Kerman]

I gotta call him. I gotta call the boys.

[David Bori]

You guys are really reaching the people out here, man.

[Langston Kerman]

This is beautiful.

[David Bori]

Nah, this is important.

[Langston Kerman]

This was important. This was on his heart.

[Caller/Listener]

So I do deliveries for like Walmart or whatever, right? And there's like. This is Trump country, right? So it's like strong Trump country. Like, I mean like Confederate flags type, right?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

So they have these big ass like skeletons on their lawns, bro. Like these huge skeletons on their lawns. And it's not just like one of them, it's a bunch of them. And like in my head, I swear, like I feel it. I don't know what it is. I feel it in my shunda. Like it has to be racism. Like it has to be like a sign for the proud boys or like some clan shit. It's like they had these big ass skeletons and they're meant for Halloween, but they have them all on their lawns all year round.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Oh, wow.

[Langston Kerman]

That I don't think I was piecing together that they're out even during this time of the year.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I have some advice for this young man. Run away. That's scary as fuck.

[Langston Kerman]

That's very scary.

[David Bori]

Because there's Neither would a child out.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

A little sweet daughter is sleeping in other room to a different city, brother.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

No, because something about that feels sinister. Like I don't know, just the whole tone of this thing. Feel this feels dark to me as.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Especially given that this is like some Trump country where his entire premise is like Christian values, we ought to be embracing skeletons.

[David Bori]

Right.

[Langston Kerman]

That feels like the exact opposite of Christian values. That must mean something nefarious, right? For sure. That's scary.

[David Bori]

Yeah. And what's baffling, there's Walmarts everywhere. You could live anywhere in the world. It's not the job keeping you there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get back up to date.

[Langston Kerman]

We can find a Walmart that willing.

[David Bori]

That's where it transfers.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I think they're hiring all the time.

[David Bori]

Time. You know?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

And it's like they'll have to have like a Trump flag next to it. And sometimes they'll have a dog too that's also a skeleton. And I'm like, why would you keep a big ass skeleton up in your lawn like year round? Because I do Deliveries year round. Like, when I'm off work, you know, I need extra bread. We out here struggling, and now you're doing great.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm just like. I don't know if you guys have ever experienced this, but, like, bro, like, something is up with that. And my little sister, like, we listen to y'. All. Like, od. Like, I listen. Y' all get me through shifts, okay. For years, I'm like, I've been listening since y', all. So I've been listening before David got here type. Yeah, man.

[Langston Kerman]

So, like, that was when China dude came.

[Caller/Listener]

But I would just love for you guys to investigate this. I love you guys so much. Y' all are so funny, yo. All right, I'll let y'. All Peace.

[Langston Kerman]

Damn, man.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I don't want to investigate that. Scare the out.

[David Bori]

It might be, like, a sign for, like, illegal. Like, you could drop, like, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, we're buying whatever you're selling. You know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

The only other thing I can think of that maybe is positive is, like, it's some weird fucking shit. Oh, right. Like, when you hear about the Pineapples and shit.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Like, it could be something like that, maybe.

[David Bori]

I found out about that in the most awkward way.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Sexually.

[David Bori]

Yeah. I was wearing a pineapple shirt, and I was doing a cruise gig, and

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

that's where they're at.

[David Bori]

True, baby. And I had upside down. It was like, one pineapple. It was, like, all over. You know what I mean? Somewhere upside down.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Was it a blue shirt with yellow pineapples?

[David Bori]

It was a pink shirt with, like, yellow pineapples. Like a hot pink.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

This happened to a ton of shirt, too.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Urban Outfitters was selling it. I didn't know. Why would Urban Outfitters be selling a shirt like that? So I wear it, do my show, you know, you supposed to, like, say hi to the fans and stuff. And it's like, this old white couple's going to be like, oh, man, you were really funny. Like, I appreciate it. And you could see the wedding. You know, the wedding bands on their fingers and stuff. And then the woman kept, like, touching my shoulder. I'm looking at her husband like, what's going on? She was like, yeah, you're really funny. This is a really nice shirt. Like, oh, thank you, man. Urban outfit. I think it was that nice. I was just, like, confused. And then they were confused about how I was confused.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Oh. Cause she was trying to go.

[David Bori]

They're like. They thought, obviously, I'm here for that.

[Langston Kerman]

You're Giving me the flag.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

And I was just like, very like, oh, I appreciate you guys. Yeah, man. I got another show tomorrow. And they were like, all right, bye. And then two days later, randomly, I found out about. And then I'm walking back to my room, I'm seeing the pineapples on the doors, that little ornament on the door. Like, oh, my God, where am I right now?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

That's nuts.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That shit's for real, that pineapple shit. So maybe it's a pine, but I don't think so. Schools are scary. Yeah.

[David Bori]

Skeletons is a lot.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I don't think anybody's like, pulling over to fuck if you got a giant skeleton.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

No, it's like something sinister.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I found a Reddit thread that asked the exact question of why these giant skeletons. And there's a lot of people who are saying that they're seeing this in other places where like, you know, giant skeletons are becoming a little bit ubiquitous, but there aren't a lot of explanations as to why. Everybody just keeps being like, because they're awesome. Because it's hard to take your Halloween stuff down.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Red is so naive, bro. I think of that shit sometimes. Whenever white people do some shit on Reddit, they're always like, but like, they're so quick. I hate that shit.

[David Bori]

It's probably the guilty on Reddit trying to get you off. They trace.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, wow. Okay. This person claims the giant skeleton displays started as a way to raise money for St. Jude's Hospital to help children and families impacted by cancer. Homes that participated will have a sign in their yard with a QR code to donate. There are over 450 homes across the country that participate. Anyone else doing it is probably just enjoys having a giant skeleton in their yard.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

No, I don't believe you at all.

[Langston Kerman]

You don't like that? Okay.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I think that that's. That's like Reddit always be on that every time. That's why I can't take it seriously as like a source for information. Because every time I'm on it and it's like some sinister white people, it's always like.

[David Bori]

Like that. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

And then whenever it's like just black people just like in a parking lot, they're like, like, nobody's at work. You know what I mean? It's just so. It's so white leaning.

[Langston Kerman]

You're too racist to even be able to recognize yourself when.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Or the possibility of racism in any way, shape or form. So, like, I'm not with that shit.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Does it feels like maybe at one point, somebody was like, a giant skeleton will attract attention for sure. And maybe there was one family that was, like, doing the QR code thing. But that's not the reason that most people are putting this skeleton up.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I think it's some inner sanctum. White shit. You know how they just have some shit like, you ever go to karaoke with white people? And then they just got these songs that you've never. It's like, you listen, I thought you were a Juggalo. But you know this song like the rest, like. Yeah, I think it's like that kind of thing, huh?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Remember the way for the wafer thing?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

The Wayfair. Yeah.

[David Bori]

The furniture store, like, accused of, like, selling kids.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. And the furniture. Sure.

[David Bori]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it's ready, but

[Langston Kerman]

I like that you're like, now, remember a different topic? I'm.

[David Bori]

No, no. I'm just saying that kind of like, just came and went.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

And maybe they, like, this is a. They found a new method. You know what I mean? Like, oh, they caught up to that. Let's switch it up.

[Langston Kerman]

We do big ass skeletons.

[David Bori]

We do big ass skeletons now.

[Langston Kerman]

We don't ship kids in furniture. We ship them in big ass skeleton boxes. And then you put it up in.

[David Bori]

This is how, you know, like, we. With that.

[Langston Kerman]

We fuck.

[David Bori]

Kids come out back.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I will say, anything that seems even at all tempting to children does make it feel more nefarious for sure that, like, skeletons are. It's Halloween decoration, children's decoration.

[David Bori]

You know what I'm saying?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. You. It's not even. It's not even like, devil worshiper shit because nobody, like, sees it and is scared of it.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

It just is a big sort of kid trap. And that does make it feel like

[David Bori]

Christmas slice on your house after March. Like. All right, pedal

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

out the yard.

[Langston Kerman]

Excuse me, brother. Still got your candy cane out?

[David Bori]

Yeah. What's going on here?

[Langston Kerman]

My daughter plays around here, man. Mind putting your candy cane away?

[David Bori]

We got enough candy in our home. All right. Appreciate you.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's not a sweet block.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. That was it. That was all voicemail.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Well, Russia, you're big, you sound fast, you sound strong. Get out of there.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. You gotta move. I think certainly if it does have St. Jude's or children's cancer origins, I think those origins have now shifted much in the way that, like, the ice bucket challenge began as sort of this fight for als and then suddenly became just a toxic thirst for attention for a lot of people. I think this has probably turned into that for Trumpers who have created a new meaning out of something.

[David Bori]

Yeah, well, tough damn. Same thing with the. What was the. Remember the baskets they used to put in a pyramid? They try to walk up top.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That was crazy.

[David Bori]

Young kids having fun and then adults caught on broken bone people.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, you're not supposed to fall that

[Langston Kerman]

far as a grown man onto unbending plastic. Nah, nah, I don't think so.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Nobody even started wearing helmets.

[David Bori]

Yeah. That was just boring Walmart co workers trying to enjoy themselves.

[Langston Kerman]

That was people like who didn't understand the value of life.

[David Bori]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

A bunch of grown ups were like, I'll do it.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

It's like, yo, that's crazy. Nobody wins.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

It looked like it hurts so bad.

[David Bori]

Every man there was literally no one won. No one. Yeah, no one ever got up there.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I never saw.

[David Bori]

I never saw one.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[David Bori]

I saw some close ones.

[Langston Kerman]

I saw some people get very close.

[David Bori]

Never did it though. That's why like Simone Biles would ate that up. Yeah, of course, like easily.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it's no problem for her, but

[David Bori]

she's better than that Steph Curry, sir. Yeah, come on, man.

[Langston Kerman]

He does cannon got a little.

[David Bori]

He got a little finesse on his light footed ass. He got up there so easily.

[Langston Kerman]

Shannon, dude, this was great.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I appreciate. This is so fun.

[Langston Kerman]

Tell them where they can find you.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

What?

[Langston Kerman]

Cool.

[David Bori]

Yeah, find me on social media, man. So. C H I N E D U N A K I should have made a stage name, man. I messed up. Is Langston Kerman your government?

[Langston Kerman]

That's my government.

[David Bori]

Damn.

[Langston Kerman]

You think I would have picked this? Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I wouldn't have picked Bori Gorey.

[David Bori]

I mean Gorey sounds cool too though.

[Langston Kerman]

Bori Bori.

[David Bori]

Like he is David Bori. Oh, David Bori.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, it's just super African. I would have just picked like a regular one.

[David Bori]

But it's easy to spell though.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah, but if I, I mean. Cause when I started comedy, if I'd have picked, it would have been like giggles. Too much I hot money, you know.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

It's a. It's a nightmare trying to get people to follow me because my. You know, they do that shit.

[Langston Kerman]

We, we just had such a tough era for marketing.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Where like we, we grew. We were all formed in an era where you didn't owe that type of responsibility.

[David Bori]

That's what it was.

[Langston Kerman]

You just wanted to have your real name and that was enough. And now it's transformed in a way where it's like, oh, you guys were like marketing like dinosaurs and I Don't even know how to not be a dinosaur anymore. Yeah, I just got my dumb regular dinosaur.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I never even thought about it. Yeah, I never like changing my name. Never even. I didn't.

[Langston Kerman]

I didn't think about establishing a look. You know what I mean?

[David Bori]

Like, motherfuckers now have like a look.

[Langston Kerman]

You go like, oh, I.

[David Bori]

They got haircut.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

They've been doing comedy for two years. They got their haircut. We DM about it all the time. Mean things we say to people.

[Langston Kerman]

No, it's crazy.

[David Bori]

Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. Follow me on social media, Chinnadu, Yonaka, and then check out my special on Hulu as well. Yeah, watch it, man. Check it out. If you think it's funny, let me know. Appreciate you guys. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Hell yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

What you got?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

You can catch me at the top of the milk crates. Cool guy jokes 87 on Instagram. That's all I got for right now.

[David Bori]

That's a smart username.

[Langston Kerman]

Cool guy jokes 87 ease spell.

[David Bori]

Catchy.

[Langston Kerman]

Youthful.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's true. People remember it. Yeah, it does say the year I was born in it.

[David Bori]

You know what I mean?

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Mean.

[David Bori]

But that would also be like your. Your car model or some.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

That's true.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

I think it was a lot cooler in 09.

[David Bori]

Yeah, that was like, bro, you ever, like, had to select your birthday onto something and then you have to pro. You do two. I gotta do two now.

[Langston Kerman]

It's embarrassing.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

It sucks.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it really sucks. God damn, the 80s was a long time ago.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Yeah. Yeah. You be feeling young until you. You have to fucking.

[David Bori]

Yeah. Just like your birthday.

[Langston Kerman]

No, it's. It's miserable. But that said, young people follow me at Langston Kerman on all social media platforms. I'm hip as shit. Not like these two old niggas.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

No, we got. I'm cool, man.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

And send us your drop. Send us your conspiracy theories. If you want to tell us where the hollow earth is, is actually located, send it all to my mama pod. Give us a call at 8-44-LIL MOMS. We want to hear from you. These voicemails have been sensational. We love talking to you guys and like, subscribe rate. Review. Follow the YouTube. Follow your heart. Bye, bitch.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

Hey, where the bitches at? It's supposed to be titties. Where the titties in the.

[Langston Kerman]

My Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money players network

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

and iHeart podcast, created and hosted by

[Langston Kerman]

Langston Kirkman, co hosted by David Bore,

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

executive produced by Will Ferrell Hansani and Olivia Aguilar.

[Langston Kerman]

Co produced by Bay Wang Edited and

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

engineered by Justin Cotton Music by Nick Chambers Artwork by Dogon Krieger.

[Langston Kerman]

You can now watch episodes of My Mama told me on YouTube, follow at my Mama Told Me and subscribe to our channel.

[Co-host (possibly a guest or recurring co-host)]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[Langston Kerman]

Guaranteed Human.