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Kal Penn
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Langston Kerman
I rewatched that genuine entrance the other day of him when he went on 106 and he came out in a stretcher. This is for one of the performances.
Bori
Yes, I do remember.
Langston Kerman
He came out in the stretcher and then his boy goes, oh, no, he's flatlining, y'.
Kid Fury
All.
Langston Kerman
The only way we can bring him back is with chest compression. And then they do the chest compressions and Genuine does this shit on the fucking. And then he comes back to life and sings, Pony. It's the. What are you talking about?
Bori
Kingship. Kingship.
Langston Kerman
And we were just like, I guess it's Thursday. Cause Genuine. Fuck you. You had it all, baby. And you let it. You let it go.
Kid Fury
Damn.
Bori
Microchips in your anus.
Kid Fury
All koala bears are racist.
Bori
The ozone layer owes me money.
Kid Fury
Martians Invented turkey stuffing.
Bori
Y' all can't tell me nothing.
Langston Kerman
Chili's. Chili's baby back ribs. There it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me the
Bori
podcast, where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories, and we
Langston Kerman
finally work to prove that Chiwetel Ejafor is the most famous man on the planet whose name no one knows how to pronounce. That motherfucker is unbelievably famous for everybody to be like, what is his name? I do not know it. I've never known it, and I never will know it because of how hard that motherfucker is.
Bori
You're right. You're right. His face is great.
Langston Kerman
Name another. Cause even Jaime we figured out Jaime. You know what I mean?
Bori
Yeah.
Langston Kerman
Like, we all figured out, like, okay, Jaime and Hanson.
Kid Fury
That's a mustard.
Langston Kerman
Yeah, that's almost exactly.
Bori
Exactly. And Papa Midnight and Constantine, A lot of big roles.
Langston Kerman
Come on. They put blue contacts on him and nobody said nothing. That was beautiful.
Kid Fury
Yo.
Bori
Chiwetel got a Marvel movie and a slave movie. That's, like, the two biggest black man movies. And I don't know how to say the last name.
Kid Fury
Yeah, I don't think that. I don't. I mean, I think you have to, like, commit to demanding people know it.
Bori
Yeah, right.
Kid Fury
I think he's a little too, like, you know, chill about. However, like, Raven coming out at, like, 35 and saying, my last name is Simone. We don't care. We can't. Raven Simone our whole life. We can't do that now.
Langston Kerman
You had your chance.
Bori
You get the feeling he was on set, like, you just called me Chiwei. It's good.
Kid Fury
And then it's like, exactly.
Bori
And then it's like, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta stand on that shit.
Langston Kerman
Yeah, he's Uzo.
Kid Fury
Aduba was like, listen, I don't give a fuck. You can say Charlize Theron to figure it out.
Bori
Yeah, you gotta stand out.
Langston Kerman
But she came out. She came out and did that from the start to the bigger point. She said, this is who the fuck I am, and I may not even be here that long, but you gonna learn to pronounce this instead. She would tell was like, hey, edgy's fine. Call me Edgy. I don't know. It don't matter.
Kid Fury
It's just happy to be.
Bori
And the hard thing about the Raymond thing is it's gone so far that, like, we don't believe it. You know what I mean? It's like, I believe it. But I don't believe it.
Kid Fury
Yeah, no, it's a little too bougie and random.
Bori
Yeah. Too little.
Kid Fury
Too Simone. Yeah. I don't buy it.
Langston Kerman
Nah. And she's done too many weirdo things before this where, like. I don't trust your opinion on nothing, lady. There's no, like, thing you could tell me where. I take it as 100% true.
Kid Fury
She said she was from every country in Africa except two, and every country in Europe except two or something. She was literally from half the planet.
Bori
Here's my question is, what were the two? It was like, sorry, drc, you ain't making sense.
Langston Kerman
It's like, yeah, I'm not. Listen, one thing I'm not is Kenyan. Everything else I'm fucking.
Bori
I bet she would claim Kenya just because Kenya gets a lot of press for.
Langston Kerman
No, they're cool. Yeah, they're.
Bori
Shut up. No, I don't mean that. I'm sorry.
Kid Fury
Where's Amber Rose from again?
Bori
Denver.
Kid Fury
I mean, not. Yeah, nothing. I mean, like, where's the black part? She says she claimed.
Bori
Oh, I don't even know. Did she claim Africa?
Langston Kerman
I didn't know she did that. She. Because she went on a little run where she was saying she wasn't black no more. She had a little recent run where
Kid Fury
she was Cape Verdean. There you go.
Langston Kerman
Oh, Cape Verde.
Bori
Oh, that's a good one. There's a lot of countries in Africa that nobody's gonna follow up on. There's just like, yeah, say you're Namibian. Who's gonna. Who's gonna say anything?
Langston Kerman
Who's gonna stop you? Our guest today. You've already heard their voice. This is a. It's a phenomenal time. We're excited he's here. You know him from a lot of cool shit, you know, rap shit on hbo. Max. Max. I ain't no hbo. Max. Shut the fuck up, hbo.
Kid Fury
I can't keep up.
Langston Kerman
It's ma. But it's a show, a great show that he's a part of. He also hosts a podcast called the Read that you can listen to anywhere and everywhere. And that's the whole shebang. And we're so excited he's here. Give it up for Kid Fury, everybody.
Kid Fury
Sunny la.
Langston Kerman
Sunny la. We're glad you're here. You came to us, I should say, with a conspiracy theory that we softened up a little bit. And that's not because we're afraid of the conversation. Let me be be very clear about that. We are not afraid of the conversation. And in fact, I encourage you right away. To get into what inspired this conversation, but we have covered a fair amount of this individual on the podcast, and so we wanted to make sure that we broaden it a little bit to make sure that we're not exclusively a Bow Wow podcast from this point forward. But you.
Kid Fury
Bow wow is such a liar.
Bori
Let's go. Let's go crazy.
Langston Kerman
I'm excited.
Kid Fury
He's like the centerpiece of the conspiracy podcast. That's insane.
Langston Kerman
He is a vital source for this podcast, I would say.
Bori
Yeah. It comes up.
Kid Fury
Fuck Mr. 106 and Park. He's Mr. My Mamato.
Bori
Can I also say he's my least favorite male host of 106 and Park.
Kid Fury
Was he ever actually a host? I think they ran out of options and then they were like, hey, brother, you want to check?
Langston Kerman
Hey, you want to keep coming back? Because you seem to be hanging out anyway. You just want to.
Bori
I'm a AJ guy from way back.
Kid Fury
I stopp paying attention.
Langston Kerman
Tiga would. Tigger, was it. I. I did fuck with aj. I was devastated to find out that the dreads were not real. That. That hurt.
Bori
You knew that. You knew.
Langston Kerman
You knew the whole time. You knew the whole time.
Kid Fury
I did not.
Langston Kerman
You're lying if you tell me you knew the whole time, Bro.
Bori
They were too. There was a lot of dread.
Langston Kerman
That was a lot of dread. Which makes it even crazier because he was sitting down every day to get 30 pounds of dread sewn in. Why? That's crazy.
Bori
You want to suffer for your art
Kid Fury
For a rabid pack of 13 year olds from the Bronx who are there to see Petey Pablo Psycho Insane for fucking Freestyle Friday?
Langston Kerman
You had to put new dreads in.
Bori
That was a big day.
Kid Fury
Don't be like that.
Bori
Shout out to my man, Blind Fury.
Langston Kerman
Have you ever rewatched any blind theory?
Bori
Of course I've rewatched. Rewrite, YouTube, Supercuts.
Langston Kerman
I'll be honest, he's one of the worst rappers that have ever reached that level of success.
Bori
Hey, you know what, though? He was blind as hell. Can't say he was blind. He was blind as shit. You see him up there?
Kid Fury
This time we'll never get back.
Bori
Yeah, that dude was blind as fuck.
Kid Fury
We'll never get an opportunity like that again.
Langston Kerman
It was such a beautiful time, and we didn't know what we had.
Kid Fury
We didn't kid.
Langston Kerman
You came to us with a conspiracy theory that somehow sparked whatever that conversation was. But you said, my mama told me
Kid Fury
child stars are all victims.
Langston Kerman
And I should say, specifically, you guided this conversation through your. Your A conspiracy theory about Lil Bow Wow. Tell us everything. You know.
Kid Fury
Um, the year was probably around approximately 2000. God had to be somewhere between 1 and 4.
Bori
It's early. It's early.
Kid Fury
Early 2000, I think.
Bori
This was before the towers fell.
Kid Fury
You know what it might have been. This is like a while ago. Balor was still low. I don't even know if he was like Mike yet.
Langston Kerman
That was a few years into the journey, I think.
Kid Fury
Yeah, I mean, he was doing great. He was just kind of like at the peak of his heart. Throb pop stardom. And I go to school one day, minding my goddamn business, not really expecting much out of anything besides bullying and humidity is my issue.
Bori
Yeah, of course.
Kid Fury
And for whatever reason, the talk on the town or in the high school halls was, did you hear what happened to Pow Wow? And the story went that he was unfortunately assaulted sexually in a limousine by his own security guard.
Langston Kerman
Yes.
Kid Fury
And there were graphic additions to the story, some involving, like, stitching.
Bori
That's what I heard. That's what I heard.
Kid Fury
You know, sewing things back together.
Bori
A blowout, if you will.
Kid Fury
Yeah. As a gay man, I really relate.
Bori
I have no comment.
Kid Fury
Empathize. Yeah. So I remember just going to school and hearing that. And there was a lot of celebrity gossip that went around. As, you know, you were a kid. You know, a big one for us was also Trina and Missy Elliott. Being a couple, that one might not have been untrue, but either way, I think they.
Langston Kerman
That one would have been pretty cool, for sure. That don't seem pretty cool. That would be cool. And it would explain why there are so few collaborations.
Kid Fury
But I remember hearing this one and going, huh? Like, why isn't this on the news? Why haven't we heard from an official source about something so tragic, violent, heinous, unspeakable? And I never really got an answer for that.
Langston Kerman
So you are told this in the hallways in between being bullied by assume Haitian men.
Kid Fury
A couple. Bah. Okay.
Langston Kerman
And then. And you hear this, and your immediate instinct is, nah, this feels silly. This is absurd.
Kid Fury
It just. It felt way too wild and random to me.
Langston Kerman
Yeah.
Kid Fury
But I remember thinking also, like, where do we come up with these?
Langston Kerman
Right.
Kid Fury
Who's the person who's like, I'm gonna get this shit kicked?
Bori
That's a question.
Kid Fury
How does it make the waves? Because the powerful thing about this story for me was that I think the following summer I went down to visit my family in Jamaica, as I did quite often in the summertime as a kid. And Two of my uncles who are around the same age as me. My granddaddy was fast.
Bori
Salute.
Kid Fury
You know, I'm not mad at them recipes. We go down there and we're, you know, kicking the shit, climbing trees, eating mangoes. And they asked me if Bow Wow was okay because they heard about. And I'm like. I said, nigga, running water is, like,
Bori
questionable around these farms. How the fuck do you know about this Bow Wow rumor?
Langston Kerman
Buddy, you can't be focusing on Bow Wow right now. You got other problems. This isn't it.
Bori
I like that they knew that you would have a direct line. Like, you would be like, actually, he's
Kid Fury
doing well as the American.
Langston Kerman
I was actually with him in the hospital last week. He's healing up fine.
Kid Fury
Let me text him. We didn't have texting yet.
Langston Kerman
The new record, It's a banger. You're gonna love it.
Kid Fury
You just don't know the way he moves so fast.
Langston Kerman
So you're not buying it? Bori, we're all of a similar age. You heard this around the same time? Did you believe it?
Bori
No, I didn't believe it. I remember it was in junior high school, and this kid on my wrestling team who smelled very bad. Very bad. His name was Wilt. He told me, and he said. He's not gonna listen to me.
Langston Kerman
No, I just mean it's sad that a man was named Wilt at the time.
Kid Fury
Smelled poorly.
Langston Kerman
Yeah.
Bori
I mean, he was a boy at the. But that's how I know. That's how I can put the date on it, because I remember the junior high school I was at because I went to a lot of schools. And he told me that it was in the limo by his limo driver, and that there was like. I think he said. If I. If my memory serves, I think he said 32 stitches.
Langston Kerman
Yeah.
Bori
Which even as a little boy, I was like, this is. I was just like, this is. How did this get to Will? You know what I mean? Of, like, how did this trickle down all the way? That sticky ass Wilt knows, But also,
Langston Kerman
how is it that Wilt is the number one source of bow wow information coming out of this specific area? Like, that doesn't fucking make sense.
Bori
You know the craziest part about it, Wilt? Shocker. White guy. Mm. It was a white guy.
Langston Kerman
Okay.
Kid Fury
That explains a couple things I was
Langston Kerman
about to say that starts to make this feel like an intentional sort of like Reagan moving crack through the community kind of vibes.
Bori
That's how that is. It felt like a plant because it was Also, like, nobody else was talking about. He was the only one who said it to me. Yeah. Cause I remember being like, ah, what the fuck is he talking about? And then going about my. Cause he told me in the morning. And then going about my day. No black people said anything about it to me all day. But I still remember Wilt telling me that.
Langston Kerman
Well, here's what I'll say. If I am a president of a United States and I'm watching this young upstart, Lil Bow Wow start to make waves with young men and young women in a way that we haven't seen in a millennia, this motherfucker was. Was Michael Jackson, again, level famous. And he wasn't really talking. He was big, bro.
Kid Fury
He was huge.
Langston Kerman
We. I think we forget how fucking big Bow Wow was. He was unbelievably large. And he's not talking about drugs. He ain't talking about alcohol. He's having a cool kind of fun that niggas can relate to.
Kid Fury
But he still had, like, gangsta connects because he was introduced by way of Snoop.
Bori
Yeah, come on.
Kid Fury
So he still had, like, street cred even though he was four, bro.
Langston Kerman
You could still have him in the back of the video. And it wasn't like, corny. It wasn't crazy. He's a powerful figure in society. If I want to take that figure down, I got to start telling people he got butt sexed.
Kid Fury
I think that there's something here along with the, you know, putting them in dresses, putting us in dresses to take our power and strength.
Langston Kerman
Come on.
Kid Fury
They're like, the way to attack the black community and their fervor.
Bori
Yeah.
Kid Fury
Take down this ballot.
Bori
Here is my question, though. And I do wonder this, because this is truly a cross country phenomenon. Right now we have Miami to Chicago to Washington State. The fact that we all heard limo, the specificity of it does make you wonder, how did this happen so specifically? Like, doesn't that feel crazy to you?
Langston Kerman
Yeah, that the rumor itself is so,
Bori
like, you would think it would telephone a little bit to where you heard in Miami. Maybe you heard limo. By the time it got to me, it was like Snoop Dogg's hot tub or some shit. You know what I mean?
Langston Kerman
It was a hummer, too.
Bori
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the idea that it was a limo, and I heard driver, you both heard security. So a little bit different. But the specificity of it is interesting to me.
Kid Fury
It is very interesting to me as well. But I'm also starting to think, because it seemed to take so much life in the school System. I'm wondering if there was just like a rival child, star parent, uh oh, that lost a job to this kid and was like every opportunity I got.
Bori
Cause listen, I'm a whistleblower. I'll say it. Do you think this was a masterpiece situation?
Langston Kerman
I was about to say there's a man named Percy Miller who had a lot to gain during this era. Come on. And could not afford to lose.
Bori
Come on. And Romeo did not have what it took. I'll say it. Stacked up. It was no competition.
Langston Kerman
He didn't have it.
Kid Fury
They were still fake beefing on that damn reality show. They were kids of sisterhood, of hip
Bori
hop show Hip hop.
Kid Fury
I'm ashamed to know that, but it's true.
Bori
No, I know what you're talking about. But also, can we, can we, can we. We could all agree Lil Romeo did not have it like Lil Bow Wow had it.
Kid Fury
Have what exactly? He had a Nickelodeon show, I believe.
Bori
Boom.
Langston Kerman
His dad gave him that. That wasn't. That wasn't a well earned, you know, position.
Bori
He had JCPenney shoes. Lil Romeo was trash.
Langston Kerman
Yeah, he was bad.
Bori
Yeah, they were very bad. Oh, he did have. Yeah, very bad. Very, very bad.
Kid Fury
Fuck. Bow wow ain't have no damn shoes.
Bori
Listen. But Bow Wow was a king.
Langston Kerman
Do you own a durag? I bet Bow Wow sees a cut of it. I bet you paying Bow Wow right now. You be careful with the way you speak about Bow Wow on this podcast. Let us be frank and upfront about this. He is a historical figure that we value very much.
Kid Fury
I don't value.
Langston Kerman
We don't respect him, but we value him very much. And we don't want to besmir. We need him to make it on this podcast so that we can finally make this whole thing whole.
Kid Fury
If you say so.
Bori
That would be crazy.
Kid Fury
Bow wow, come on here and tell y' all 20 more lies.
Bori
Big lies.
Kid Fury
Big crazy lies.
Bori
I'm on a jet right now.
Kid Fury
So I really don't know what happened with Bow Wow, if anything traumatic or just wild Era happened in a limo and it just took on a life of his own. But I never really believed this particular rumor. Clearly some things have taken place in that young man's life to lead him
Bori
to where he is today, though.
Langston Kerman
Well, I'm really. I'm glad you said that. I actually think this is the perfect transition. We're going to take a break because when we come back, I actually did a bunch of research on that very subject and might have some answers as to what happened to Bow Wow and others. I did some research on a few others as well. So we'll we'll take a break. We'll be back with more Kid Fury and more My Mama Told Me.
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Bori
Why would I want to hurt you?
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Kal Penn
Hey, everyone, it's Kal Penn. I'm the host of Irsay the Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club. This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook book project, Hail Mary Massive Sci fi adventure about survival and science and what happens when you wake up alone, very far from Earth.
Ray Porter
I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yo, yo. Is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no. At this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that deeply, emotionally affected me, and I left it on the mic. That's great because it served the story. People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too.
Kal Penn
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Langston Kerman
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Bori
It's sleek, it's sexy.
Langston Kerman
Come on. You want to tell them what we have?
Bori
Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is really fun. We have a two tone hat, a alien dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have the enamel pin with the alien who has a koofie on it says my mama told me. And then we have T shirts that say proud little mama, which is who you are.
Langston Kerman
Yeah, you can buy the merch now. Go to mymamatoldme.merchcentral.com and we want you to have all the sweet stuff. So get it.
Bori
We are back and we are talking all things Lil Bow Wow limousine. No, listen, we're back.
Kid Fury
I mean, we are.
Bori
It's going where it's going. Yeah, it's going where it's going.
Kid Fury
We're talking.
Bori
Yeah. Legs didn't get it back on the rails. This is why you do what you do and I do what I do.
Langston Kerman
Yeah. No, hey, we all play different positions out here. As far as Bow Wow being sexually assaulted by his security guard and or his limo driver, which we all agree was very. A variant of the rumor. But he did a recent interview, somewhat recent interview on Vlad TV where Vlad, the hero in this story, outright asked him if he was ever raped.
Bori
Jesus Christ, Vlad would be the one to do it.
Langston Kerman
Yeah, that's sort of what the fuck, man. Like, you don't got no morals inside of this. Where you don't. You don't even like, see him as a human being at all enough to be like, well, I'm not just going to ask him on camera if he was raped as a child, but Vlad did. Cool.
Bori
That sucks.
Kid Fury
DJ Vlad, known for his tact and respect for others.
Langston Kerman
He really loves the black community and he shows it every day. But he outright asks him and Bow Wow tells him that it's fucking ridiculous. He says he has no clue where that even started. And he goes on to say that he first heard the rumors while walking through an airport in Paris and was so flabbergasted by it that he actually called a radio station or multiple radio Stations to put it on record that that's not true.
Kid Fury
Ok.
Bori
I hear what you're saying.
Langston Kerman
Yep.
Bori
There is a history of people calling radio stations.
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Lying,
Langston Kerman
that is.
Bori
You have to acknowledge that if the radio station is the first place you go to clear the air.
Langston Kerman
Yeah.
Bori
Sometimes it gives a Ray J vibe.
Langston Kerman
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bori
Also, I just smacked Fab in the club. You know what I mean?
Kid Fury
Was he like 14 when he called him? What? Yeah, this was a long time ago.
Bori
It was a really long time ago.
Langston Kerman
It was a very young man and was apparently on the radio being like, that's not true.
Bori
He had to be like 12 or 13, because we're the same age, I'm pretty sure. Let me check up.
Kid Fury
How old was it? Parisian radio. I ain't never hear no goddamn interview of him talking about this.
Langston Kerman
I'm glad. I'm glad you asked that, because this is what makes it even crazier. He claims that he called a radio station in Philippines. So, like, he's in Paris. This is pre. Any version of international calling on cell phones and shit. And spends hard earned money on a satellite phone to be able to call the radio station in Philly to deny that he's been raped.
Bori
Also, and this is just me in my head, if you were gonna call Philly, why wouldn't you just call New York?
Langston Kerman
That's another one. Why not?
Bori
Hot.
Langston Kerman
Hot. 97 is the most famous radio station maybe. And you didn't call them. You didn't call the main one. You were like, nah, Philly's gotta hear this first.
Kid Fury
I do think under these circumstances, a heterosexual male or someone who wants to be perceived as one would go through any lengths to clear up such a rumor. I think that they would climb directly into an active volcano and fight Balrog. If it meant, you know, to, you know, clear up any idea, any conception. They may have had butt sex.
Langston Kerman
So I'll burn my face off before I let somebody think I'm even remotely gay. It's like, well, that's not even the main focus here, man. You were assaulted. Let's.
Kid Fury
Yeah.
Bori
Crime ass.
Langston Kerman
Let's just focus on that part that you were. He's like, not at all. But I ain't gay.
Kid Fury
Should be in prison.
Bori
Yeah. Also, who was it who told him at the airport in Paris, Right.
Kid Fury
Were you walking by an Auntie Ann's and just heard it? Someone at the gate just say in French, I'm so, so sorry.
Langston Kerman
Can't you address the rumors? And he's like, I gotta call Philly. I gotta get on the phone with Philly.
Kid Fury
Bajo's such a liar that I. Even this I'm questioning. It's not even like a logical. I just. Just did what?
Bori
There's no logic to it. Because also, what time of day was it?
Langston Kerman
Unclear. I will say that's a big part of this.
Bori
What time of day was it?
Langston Kerman
The original source, according to Snopes, of the earliest appearance of this rumor online is February 26, 2001. So bow wow would have been 14 years old, I believe, by that point, and thus old enough, I guess, to maintain his composure while denying his sexual assault on Philly radio stations.
Kid Fury
Also, as a 14 year old with adults in your life, why was it up to you to go forward and address your alleged assault?
Bori
Cause let's be honest, he wasn't making any of his decisions at this point.
Langston Kerman
No.
Bori
We all saw the diary episode where he had to ask his mom if he could buy the whip. And she was.
Kid Fury
I was about to say, wasn't she his manager?
Bori
Yeah, yeah. Like, there's no situation where she's like, all right, here's the quarter. Yeah,
Kid Fury
yeah.
Langston Kerman
They're just walking through the airport and she's like, bow wow, what you gonna do?
Bori
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She puts it on him. She puts it on.
Langston Kerman
This is a difficult position they put you in.
Kid Fury
I didn't raise no bitch. He took his fucking quarter.
Bori
And going, you take these franks and you put them in that freaky porn foam machine.
Langston Kerman
The little ones are dimes put right.
Bori
No, that's a lie.
Langston Kerman
Sort of unrelated. But actually, kid, you asked, what did in fact happen to Bow Wow? And it sort of got me asking other questions. One of the things that I started to stumble upon was a correlating but unrelated video from a former security guard at the Tunnel nightclub in New York who claims to have witnessed seeing Bow Wow get sexually assaulted, not by a driver or security guard, but instead by a. And I'm quoting here, big booty Puerto Rican chick from Newark, New Jersey, by Bronx street in the projects. He says in the video.
Bori
Wait, wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This happened at the tunnel.
Langston Kerman
At the tunnel. Bow wow is there.
Bori
Assaulted by a big booty Puerto Rican woman chick?
Langston Kerman
Yes. From Newark, New Jersey, Bronx street in the projects.
Bori
How did he know that that's where she was from?
Langston Kerman
Thank you for asking that question. He knows that that's where she's from. Because he goes on to say, and I want to make sure I'm getting his quote exactly the way he says it. He Says why you raped that little nigga? He says, you know, he was only 15, 16 when he came into this motherfucker. You did him dirty. But shouts out to you because you did half of the security dirty, too. Shouts out to you, I ain't mad at you. End quote.
Kid Fury
Wait, I don't want to be.
Bori
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Langston Kerman
Yeah, yeah, take your time.
Kid Fury
Yo, is this person okay?
Bori
Did they. Nobody's okay here. Nobody's okay.
Kid Fury
Might they have stumbled upon this person in the projects themselves? On the street?
Langston Kerman
Yeah. I will say across the corner. I will say that the interview is up against some brick that looks distinctly projectian. You know what I mean? It looks. It looks especially unkempt behind him.
Kid Fury
So do they mean, like, just a statutory thing? Is this pegging? Are we talking about, like, what.
Bori
I'm so.
Kid Fury
I'm lost.
Bori
It's unclear because she, I'm assuming, was also with half of security.
Langston Kerman
He's saying that this was such a loose woman that she was willing to suck just about any dick there, including half of security and Bow Wow. Or he's suggesting that she sucked off security in order to get to little Bow Wow and thus sexually assault him.
Bori
I'm sure tons of people made that mistake.
Kid Fury
Look a little bit more believable. Yes. Bow wow being underage around horny, shiftless niggas and bitches and then some stuff happening that shouldn't have happened. I believe that because unfortunately, n do this type of shit, and N in hip hop, brag about it.
Langston Kerman
Yeah.
Kid Fury
There are many rappers who are like, oh, my goodness, the day my son turned 12, I bought him his first hoe.
Bori
There's that terrible Lil Wayne story.
Langston Kerman
Yeah, I actually. I'm glad you brought that up. I did want to correlate that Lil Wayne story. And if we all remember, Lil Wayne is. It's during the Carter documentary, he's doing that unauthorized Unauthorized where he's talking to Lil Twist about the fact that he's 15 and isn't admittedly getting pussy yet and tells him he's gonna have to do him like baby and them did him, and then tells the story, and he uses the exact phrase where he. That he was raped at 11 and he loved it. And then he goes on to say he remembers specifically the words that baby said. Suck Lil Wayne's dick. He says. He goes on to say, you suck dick so good you doing all these niggas around here. Why don't you suck Lil Wayne's little ass dick?
Kid Fury
Lil Wayne famously fine now,
Bori
not going
Kid Fury
through any issues emotionally, physically, yeah, his
Langston Kerman
dreads aren't snapping off.
Bori
No type of arrested development going on. Just a regular. However old he is, man.
Langston Kerman
Yeah, he's not hanging out with Skip Bayless for some reason. That doesn't seem like a victim to me.
Kid Fury
Yeah, still shouting out Trump on mixtape. He's great.
Bori
It was so complicated.
Kid Fury
Yeah, I didn't really have too much of a problem believing that one. Even though it's still like sir crack. Why are you on the. On the street corner talking about like some. I don't know, I'm worried about niggas sometimes. Like, sometimes.
Langston Kerman
If you want to feel even sadder about the video, it goes on where he, he basically goes like, shouts out to you, ma, I heard you got eight kids now. Damn, sucks to be you. He starts like rubbing her nose in the fact that she has children despite admitting that she fucked everybody at security at Tunnel, including Lil Bow Wow. It's like, bro, I don't know what this game is, but you're just, you're being sad and you're not doing what you think you are to this lady and a kids.
Kid Fury
That lady's probably paid in New York government assistance alone. I'm not mad at her. I don't really understand where we're mad about.
Bori
I hope there's a bright side for her. I hope the highlight wasn't, you know, sucking 10 dicks at the Tunnel that day.
Kid Fury
We have to consider the fact that dick sucking is fun for a lot of people that suck dick. Sucking the dick of someone who is not of legal age is nothing to clap hands about.
Langston Kerman
Sure.
Kid Fury
But if you're just like, you know what? That is my shit. And there are 10 of them in here and I'm going for a record. I don't feel like there's anything to show shaming this person about, you know? Yeah. You were in a room with a 15 year old getting their dick sucked and you're proudly on a street corner now telling their business about it. I really don't feel like anybody has any wins, you know?
Bori
Yeah.
Langston Kerman
And more importantly, a 15 year old that you're acknowledging did not want what was happening to them. Like, it's, it's. He's not framing this as like, oh, I saw him get his dick sucked. He's saying, I saw you rape him. Why would you do that? Also, you sucked me and my friend's dick. So shouts out to you. And it's like, bro, you gotta reflect.
Bori
There's no order that this is a good night.
Kid Fury
The police are right there
Langston Kerman
and I will Say along the lines of our earlier sort of conspiratorial work. That does make me feel even more certain that there is an intentional effort to let this sort of violence happen. Right. Is like the police are. Are right there. These are public conversations that just sort of get stuffed down. And we're encouraged to tell people, no, we're good. We'll brush that shit off. When in fact, you should have called the police and this should have been resolved and made our community a brighter, safer place.
Kid Fury
And I know, like, getting pussy is, you know, oh, great. I've been doing this since I was six or whatever. I literally know people who this thing, this type of thing has happened to. And it's not fun. It's absolutely governed a lot of the ways that they look at intimacy, sex, like, vulnerability, all kinds of shit. So I genuinely don't know why so many of y' all are even allowed to have children or be near them. And you say these things and then you still can. You still can. You can still go hang around kids. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me. But let's talk about lil NASA Ex, you know, dressing like Jesus and twerking.
Bori
Completely agreed. I don't love the use of y' all in that breakdown.
Kid Fury
That's fair.
Langston Kerman
You know what you've been doing, Bori.
Bori
Don't you even joke like that. Langston, that's not. Now's not the fucking time for your light skin shenanigans. Fucking relax.
Kid Fury
And I like judge by.
Ray Porter
Wow.
Kid Fury
He's just on the Internet talking about he. He wishes baby mama would get hit by a bus or something.
Langston Kerman
My boy stay active. You know, he got work to do and he ain't gonna rest just cause he's been sexually assaulted.
Kid Fury
Look at his childhood.
Langston Kerman
I will say that's why he spent
Kid Fury
like 10 years as little mama and just, you know, you want to just take a step back to try something else.
Langston Kerman
That's his Chris Gaines. That's his Sasha Fierce. He needed to step away from whatever that identity was. Damn.
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Why would I want to hurt you?
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Bori
It's sleek, it's sexy.
Langston Kerman
Come on, you wanna tell em what we have?
Bori
Yeah, we have three different types of hats which is really fun. We have a two tone hat, a alien dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki Then we have the enamel pin with the alien who has a koofie on it, says, my mama told me. And then we have T shirts that say, proud little mama, which is who you are.
Langston Kerman
Yeah, you can buy the merch now. Go to my mamatoldme.merchcentral.com and we want you to have all the sweet stuff. So get. I will say that to the point that you're making about people not necessarily finding this cool anymore. Lil Wayne, in fact, has a interview with Jimmy Kimmel where Kimmel kind of, like, presses him in a weird way to talk about his sexual assault, but not.
Bori
That's what I was gonna say. Who thought that was gonna be the guy to take that to task.
Langston Kerman
But they don't.
Bori
That's crazy.
Langston Kerman
But this is how crazy it is. They're not talking about it as sexual assault. He's just like, hey, you had sex at 11? That's wild. Tell us. Tell us what the fuck happened.
Bori
Like, it's a couch bit.
Langston Kerman
Like, a couch bit dog. And then at one.
Kid Fury
That's so gross.
Langston Kerman
At one point in it, Lil Wayne kind of does go like, hey, it wasn't cool, and it wasn't okay. And, in fact, he also says that the girl who did it was 14 at the time.
Bori
God damn it.
Langston Kerman
Thus, this is not only just sexual assault, but predatory in a pyramid scheme Y kind of way. Anyway,
Kid Fury
my mind just went to, like, at the time, like, Birdman was already, like, you know, in the streets and running, whatever the fuck. And I guess making music, like, you could have not involved children in sexual stuff. Like, you could literally just go do whatever wild, deviant stuff with whoever is consenting and, you know, just bring the kid a Transformers or a teenage. Like, why?
Bori
I don't.
Langston Kerman
I just don't think that that man has a moral code. I think that that that don't exist for babies.
Kid Fury
So there's just too many niggas at large in general who are behaving this way, whether they open. Because a lot of y' all not saying nothing. Cause you know you ain't shit. But it's an alarming amount of niggas
Bori
who are, like, there liberal. You sure, y'?
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Kid Fury
I'm talking about the listener at home. The people outside of.
Bori
You're talking to the little mamas, not us.
Kid Fury
That's okay, right?
Langston Kerman
Yeah. None of this story feels good. I should note that. I also did some. Some more research on a few other child stars. Feeling like, well, we should know at least what happened with these individuals. Obviously, the Orlando Brown is a perfect sort of example of what the fuck happened to that young man. Todd Bridges talks openly about having been sexually assaulted when he was coming up on Diff'rent Strokes. And then I bumped into Gary Coleman and that got real sad. I don't know if y' all remember when he was on Divorce Court, but it ain't great. And it then sort of like makes a even more complicated ballooning where he ends up on Inside Access, I believe this show was. And this is back when Niecy Nash was still a host on that show. I don't know if y' all remember that.
Kid Fury
Yeah.
Bori
Oh, I didn't even know.
Langston Kerman
Insider might have been what it was called, not Inside Access, but either way, Niecy Nash used to be like a gossip host. And Gary Coleman came on and they had a guest host who pressed him hella hard about his divorce claiming, based off of his ex wife's claims, that he was physically violent and sort of emotionally abusive with her, that he would stomp and throw tantrums and also hit her. And the lady presses him so hard that he walks off set like, Gary Coleman fully, like, storms off and then has an aneurysm, but has written in his will that she gets all the money despite him being married to a new lady.
Kid Fury
Lady.
Langston Kerman
It's complicated.
Kid Fury
This also makes me just randomly think of Raz B. Oh, come on, dawg. Yeah, the whole history of not even just B2K, but a few groups over at TUG or whatever Chris Stokes.
Langston Kerman
Chris Stokes was called.
Kid Fury
It just a weird, creepy sort of predicaments and photo shoots that he would have them in.
Langston Kerman
You saw that photo shoot with IMX where they're all in the bed in white underwear together.
Bori
It's like, yeah, look, that's formerly immature. I don't know how to look that up. Langston. Yeah.
Langston Kerman
Olivia looked at us.
Bori
Throw it in this. Throw it in the group chat. You got to.
Kid Fury
He used to have B2K dual weird ass, like, cutesy poses piled on top of each other and shit. It was just like. Like weird stuff. But yeah, I remember very clearly that day because those kinds of rumors had already been surrounding Chris Stokes. And then when they aroused the was like, yes. Not only is it true, it happened to me personally.
Bori
Yeah.
Kid Fury
He said there was a video of him in the street. Like, actually, it is not true. Chris Stokes never did anything to me. And it was like. And now he's fucked up.
Langston Kerman
Like, he's a raspberry.
Bori
He's on Bad Boys. He's on Zeus.
Langston Kerman
Yeah.
Kid Fury
After being on Zeus, he was in a psych ward and recorded, like, trying to jump out of a window or something like that.
Langston Kerman
So, yeah, no, he's. He's down pretty bad. And I'll say none of them are thriving. It's not like, oh, like, the other members are doing good. Omarion seems the most centered, and he has burned every bridge possible with all the humanity around him. So I don't know that. You know what I mean? Like, they hate his guts. And that nigga's just sort of crosses his legs and prays all day. Yeah, Yoga Fuck. Damn, it's dark.
Bori
God damn it.
Langston Kerman
Yeah. So as far. I guess maybe this is where we dismount. I don't know. As far as this conspiracy goes, Bori, where do you stand? Where do you feel like all of this lives for you?
Bori
Listen, man, something's happening to these kids. That's where I stand. Do I think this specifically? There's no way to tell, man.
Langston Kerman
Yeah.
Bori
You know what I mean? I think it's a possibility. Am I sold on it? I guess not. But that's not particularly comforting at this moment.
Langston Kerman
Kid, how about yourself? Where does this live for you?
Kid Fury
It's gonna live in the past, where it belongs, mostly. But I. I agree. I don't believe it. But there is a strangeness, I think, even to your earlier point of it. The fact that it was such a widespread international rumor that never made an actual publication, never was on the news or anything, but has so many common parts of the guy. Like the fact that we all say limo, we all talk about Station Wilt says 32. It's wild. So that's kind of strange to me. I don't know if that speaks more to, like, gossip culture or the way rumors spread, but outside of that one instant, it's obvious that kids, especially in the entertainment industry, don't seem to have enough eyes on them.
Bori
It's not for kids. I think we. At some point, we just have to. Yes, people love watching Corey in the house. It's just not for kids. They do. We should. I kidding.
Langston Kerman
I think.
Bori
I don't even know why. That was my go to. That was very odd.
Langston Kerman
My boy likes what he likes.
Bori
No, I don't even. I'm not a Corey in the house guy. I just couldn't think of anything that I wanted one that we hadn't said yet. The point is, it's not for kids. It's just not for kids. It's just not. It's just not. Not.
Langston Kerman
I think whether or not this is True. There is an emotional truth underneath it that we would do well to acknowledge that at the end of the day, we are supporting and promoting a violence against these children, even if the violence is not the sexual graphic one that we associate with Lil Bow Wow. And maybe that's really where all of this is coming from. It's rooted from a jealousy, obviously, from a bunch of people who watched a small boy become successful in a way that they couldn't make sense of. And the only way that they could think to chop him down is by saying that he got sexually assaulted. And we say that fully knowing that he could have very well been sexually assaulted and didn't give a fuck.
Kid Fury
Wild.
Bori
God damn it.
Kid Fury
Why not? Just like that nigga can't rap because he's just something things small like, hey,
Langston Kerman
I don't think he's gonna grow anymore. That seems. That would have been a good guess and you could have really landed on something and instead they were just like, nah, fuck that.
Kid Fury
There's gonna be people who say Beyonce can't sing. People say Violu Davis can't act. Haters exist. But, my God, of the things to pull out of your hater box.
Langston Kerman
Damn.
Kid Fury
Christ.
Langston Kerman
Well, I think we did it.
Kid Fury
I don't have any more questions about this parts of the.
Bori
I don't have any more statements for sure.
Langston Kerman
Well, meeting adjourned. Can you tell the people where they can find you and what cool shit you have going on?
Kid Fury
I don't know why you'd want to do that, but as these amazing hosts said at the top of the program, you can find me on a podcast called the Read. If you need me to spell that, then reading should probably be your first priority. So I'm not gonna do that. And then, yeah, season two of rap shit just wrapped up. It's unhinged, it's crazy, it's wild, it's fun. So check that out too. And then other than that, you know, just leave me alone. Don't bother me.
Bori
Don't.
Langston Kerman
Don't bother.
Kid Fury
Stop.
Langston Kerman
Cut it out. You gotta cut it the fuck out. Don't bother. Bori. You wanna tell people where they can find you?
Bori
Cool guy jokes87 on Instagram. All my info is there. Come out and see me. Live shows and all that.
Langston Kerman
Hell yeah. And as always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman. And I've got some dates coming up. Mike dropped on February 2nd and then was February 19th. Come to the Green Mill in Chicago and see me. Shoot this hour. I'm really excited about. And as always, if you want to send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories. If you want to come to the defenses of these child stars and prove in fact fact they're all healthier and more well maintained than the rest of society, write it all to mymamapodmail.com we would love to hear from you. That's the whole shebang. Bye bitch.
Bori
The ozone layer owes me money.
Kid Fury
Martians have been in Turkey stuffing.
Bori
Y' all can't tell me nothing.
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Date: May 28, 2026
Hosts: Langston Kerman & David Gborie
Guest: Kid Fury
This episode of My Momma Told Me delves into the conspiracy theory that "all child stars are victims", with particular focus on the infamous rumor that Lil Bow Wow was sexually assaulted as a child. Langston, David, and guest Kid Fury discuss how such rumors originate, spread, and intersect with broader truths about the dangers and exploitation faced by Black child stars. The conversation is a blend of sharp humor, candid personal reflection, and a sober reckoning with the dark side of fame and the entertainment industry.
As always, the hosts' style is irreverent but thoughtful—they use their signature comedy to process difficult truths, shift from jokes to sincere critique, and challenge the casual cruelty and dysfunction of pop culture. Kid Fury brings biting wit and a frank perspective, underscoring the point that, whether or not the rumors are true, the pattern is deeply troubling.
For those who haven’t listened:
This episode is a blend of nostalgia (for BET’s golden years), Black pop culture debate, and a serious examination of how and why rumors about children get started and believed. It’s a must-listen if you’re interested in the intersection of Black culture, celebrity, abuse, rumor, and how we talk about the things we’d rather not face.